0 Taunt! (320 letters) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 Sucker! 1 2 Suck on this! 1 3 Say hello to my lil' friend! 1 1 4 Come get some! 1 5 You're mine! 1 6 Die! 1 7 You scared, motherfucker? 1 1 1 8 This gonna hurt! 1 1 9 Eat shit and die! 1 10 Send me a postcard from HELL! 1 1 11 Come to daddy! 1 1 1 12 Come to momma! 1 1 1 13 I'll chop your balls off! 1 1 1 14 You'll be six feet under in no time! 1 15 Gonna send ya home in a pine box, loser! 1 16 Hey, wanna play? 1 1 17 Hey, gimme that! 1 18 Nice toy! 1 19 You should have stayed home, bitch! 1 1 20 You should have stayed home, fucker! 1 1 21 Die, vermin! 1 22 Feeling scared? 1 23 Dance for me! 1 24 How fun! 1 1 25 Dakka-dakka-dakka! 1 1 26 Guns don't kill people, I do! 1 1 1 27 I'm the best! 1 1 28 Kneel before me, loser! 1 29 Come on! I don't got all day! 1 1 30 Eat lead! 1 31 I'm better than you! 1 1 32 You fucked with the wrong man! 1 1 1 1 33 You fucked with the wrong woman! 1 1 1 1 34 Stop wasting my time! 1 1 35 You deserve it! 1 1 36 Yeah! 1 37 That's right! 1 38 You're dead. 1 39 How ya like it? 1 40 You had it coming! 1 41 Why, hello there! 1 1 42 Say "cheese"! 1 1 43 Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! 1 1 44 Could you just please die? 1 1 45 Garbage day! 1 1 46 Barbecue time! 1 47 Suck it down! 1 48 Bam! 1 49 Kaboom! 1 50 Dodge this! 1 51 I like it! 1 52 Hahaha! 1 53 Die in fire, bitch! 1 1 1 54 Die in fire, son of a bitch! 1 1 1 55 Say your prayers! 1 56 Hell yeah! 1 57 There's no kill like overkill! 1 58 My gun's bigger than yours! 1 59 I got a present for ya! 1 60 Watch and learn. 1 1 61 Special delivery! 1 62 You should see your face now! 1 1 63 Didn't see THAT coming, ha? 1 1 64 Check mate! 1 1 65 I always wanted to do this. 1 1 66 Peace through power! 1 1 67 This job ain't that bad. 1 1 68 Now I remember why I joined army! 1 1 1 69 Ooh, somebody stop me! 1 1 70 You're welcome! 1 1 71 There goes the neighborhood! 1 1 72 Denied! 1 1 73 Gonna scalp ya, sucker! 1 74 Come to papa. 1 1 75 Show me your guts! 1 76 I'll rip you to pieces! 1 1 77 Motherfucker! 1 1 1 78 I can smell your fear! 1 1 1 79 I'll bash your skull in! 1 1 80 I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! 1 81 Chaaarge! 1 1 1 82 Guns are for pussies! 1 1 83 Your ass is mine! 1 1 84 I'll rip you fucking legs out of your ass! 1 1 85 Welcome to world of pain. I'll be your guide! 1 1 86 I'll slice ya up like a mango! 1 1 87 Heads are gonna roll! 1 88 Closing in! 1 1 89 Ready or not, here I come! 1 1 90 It's time to get personal! 1 1 91 Stop me if you can! 1 1 92 You and me! No rules! Come on, coward! 1 1 1 93 You don't leave me a choice! 1 1 1 94 I'll kill you! 1 95 Who needs guns anyway? 1 1 96 I'll stab you until you say "ouch, I'm dead"! 1 1 1 97 How 'bout a facelift? 1 1 98 It's Christmas! And you've been VERY naughty! 1 1 1 1 99 I warn you! I watched "Enter the Dragon" TWICE! 1 1 100 Hugs! 1 1 1 101 I promise it won't hurt... much. 1 1 1 102 Tag! 1 1 1 103 Shit, I can't believe I'm doing this! 1 1 1 104 Catch! 1 1 105 Here ya go! 1 1 106 Pop goes the weasel. 1 1 107 This one's for you. 1 1 108 Muahaha! 1 1 1 109 Catch this, swine! 1 1 1 110 Choke on this! 1 111 Snack on that! 1 1 112 How 'bout some acupuncture? 1 1 113 Bullseye! 1 1 1 1 114 Here's a token of my gratitude! 1 1 1 115 Do you like shiny things? 1 1 116 Here, keep it! 1 1 117 No returns! 1 1 118 Incoming! 1 1 119 Take cover! 1 1 120 Grenade! 1 1 121 Have more where it came from! 1 1 1 122 Fire in the hole! 1 1 123 Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! 1 124 Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. 1 125 Can someone check out these noises? 1 1 126 Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. 1 1 127 Let me guess, another false alarm. 1 1 128 They're here! 1 129 Now the fun can start! 1 1 130 I've waited for this looong time. 1 1 131 Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! 1 1 132 They have no idea what they are in for... 1 1 133 Everyone get ready! 1 1 134 Killing time! 1 1 1 135 I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! 1 1 136 Finally! Some carnage! 1 1 137 Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! 1 1 138 Finally, my training will pay off. 1 1 139 Everybody, wake up! 1 1 140 Time to earn my paycheck... 1 1 141 Now I'll be able to prove myself. 1 1 142 We have tactical advantage! 1 1 143 Maybe I'll get a medal! 1 1 144 We're under attack! 1 1 145 Oh, ain't that just great? 1 1 146 Can't guy get a nap around here? 1 1 147 Enemy attack. That's something new. 1 1 148 Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. 1 1 149 I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. 1 1 150 Fantastic. 1 1 151 "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. 1 1 152 Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! 1 1 153 Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. 1 1 154 Take positions! 1 1 155 I hoped this would never happen... 1 1 156 Fire at will! 1 1 157 It was bound to happen eventually. 1 1 158 I heard that! 1 159 Who's there? 1 160 What was that? 1 161 Hey! What the... 1 162 Show yourself! 1 163 I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! 1 1 164 What the hell was that? 1 165 I'm not deaf, you know? 1 1 166 Hey! 1 167 Come out, coward! 1 1 168 Hey! Who's making all that racket? 1 1 169 Just show yourself, wherever you are! 1 1 1 170 Hey! I've heard something suspicious! 1 171 Anybody there? 1 172 Shoulda check it out. 1 1 173 Is someone being clever? 1 1 1 174 Strange noises... 1 175 Can someone else check it out, please? 1 1 176 It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! 1 1 177 Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. 1 1 178 Da'ffff...! 1 179 Big mistake! 1 180 Holy crap! 1 181 Enemy! 1 1 182 Enemy!!! 1 1 183 Alert! Alert! 1 184 There is one! 1 1 185 Intruders! 1 1 186 We've got company! 1 187 Prepare to suffer! 1 1 1 1 188 Holy shit! 1 189 Oh, hi. 1 1 190 I spy with my little eye! 1 1 1 191 I have a sigthing! 1 1 192 Enemy forces! 1 193 Enemy detected! 1 1 1 194 Enemy over here! 1 1 1 195 We're in some real shit... 1 196 It was all part of my plan! 1 1 197 I've had enough! 1 198 Oh my God! 1 199 They ain't paying us enough for this shit... 1 1 1 200 When did things go so wrong? 1 1 1 201 I'll be back! With friends! 1 1 1 202 You'll pay for that... the other day! 1 1 203 You're not playing fair! 1 1 204 Don't think you I will forgive ya! 1 1 1 205 Mommy! 1 206 I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! 1 1 207 I'll leave you alive... for now. 1 1 1 208 Enough is enough! 1 1 209 Screw this! I'm outta here! 1 1 210 Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! 1 1 1 211 Tactical retreat! 1 1 1 212 I've seen enough. 1 1 1 213 Nope, nope, nope. 1 1 214 Run to the hills! 1 1 215 Let's call it a draw. 1 1 216 They said "join the army". Not for this shit! 1 1 1 1 217 I regret nothing! 1 1 218 Game over, man! 1 1 219 Let's be friends! 1 1 220 Party's over! 1 1 221 Violence is not an answer! 1 1 222 I'm too beautiful to die! 1 1 223 Screw you guys, I'm going home! 1 1 224 Make love, not war! 1 1 225 I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! 1 1 226 Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! 1 1 227 Aaaggh! 1 228 I see red... 1 40 229 Damn, I'm barely conscious. 1 40 230 Ugh! 1 231 This... hurts! 1 232 You will regret... uhh... this. 1 233 Crap! 1 1 234 What the...! 1 235 Ouch! 1 236 You fuck! 1 1 1 237 Oh, you piece of shit! 1 1 238 Fuck, you'll pay for that! 1 1 239 You fucked with the wrong guy! 1 1 1 240 Now you have... pissed me off. 1 1 241 It was nothing! 1 1 242 I'm still here! 1 1 243 Didn't feel a thing! 1 1 244 Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! 1 1 245 Pain is just an illusion! 1 1 246 Who do you think you are? 1 1 247 Oh, come on! 1 1 1 248 Why me?! 1 1 249 This hurts you more then it hurts me. 1 1 1 250 I'm allergic to pain! 1 1 251 Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! 1 57 252 I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! 1 1 57 253 Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! 1 1 16 254 Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! 1 1 167 255 Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! 1 1 167 256 Much Dust, Many Bullets! 1 1 167 257 Get back on your Honda, and travel away! 1 1 167 258 Forgive me, for I have sinned! 1 1 247 259 Where's your God now?! 1 247 260 Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! 1 247 261 Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! 1 187 262 Now that's an easy target! 1 253 263 Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... 1 253 264 I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! 1 1 265 Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 1 1 1 1 4 266 Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 1 1 1 1 4 267 Who's that psycho chick? 1 23 268 Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? 1 187 269 Marry me! 1 1 1 1 4 270 Pathetic! 1 271 Try again, I dare ya. 1 1 272 Don't make me go over there! 1 1 1 1 273 You've just made a big mistake! 1 1 1 274 I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! 1 1 275 You'll regret missing! 1 1 276 Who were you shootin' at? 1 277 Who learned you to shoot? 1 1 278 You'll pay for that! 1 1 279 Son of a bitch! 1 1 280 You suck! 1 281 Lame! 1 282 Are you even trying? 1 283 Ha, you wish! 1 284 Learn how to shoot, rookie! 1 1 285 In your dream! 1 286 I'm not impressed! 1 287 That ain't gonna happen. 1 288 Booooo! 1 1 289 Children shouldn't play with guns! 1 1 290 Nice try! 1 291 My grandma's a better shot! 1 1 292 That shot was bad and you should feel bad! 1 1 293 Close enough. 1 294 Can't touch this! 1 1 295 Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. 1 1 296 Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! 1 1 1 1 297 Was close. 1 1 298 Try harder! 1 299 Whew! 1 1 300 Hell no! 1 301 Maybe next time! 1 1 302 Not today! 1 1 303 Close, but no cigar. 1 1 304 That woke me up. 1 1 305 You son of a bitch! 1 1 306 I will destroy you! 1 1 1 307 Dead or alive, you're coming with me. 1 1 308 I kick ass for the queen! 1 1 1 1 1 309 I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! 1 1 1 1 310 Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! 1 1 1 1 1 1 311 Is that the best you can do? 1 312 Your life is over, asshole! 1 1 1 1 313 Very pretty, but can you fight? 1 1 1 314 Howdy, pardner! 1 1 167 315 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! 1 1 1 316 Viva la revolution! 1 1 1 317 Keep a place in hell for your queen! 1 1 318 Your move, creep! 1 1 319 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... 1 1 320 Shit, shit, shit... 1 35 321 We're all gonna die. 1 35 322 God help me. 1 35 323 We're in some real pretty shit now! 1 35 324 It is no dream! This is really happening! 1 35 325 Goddamnit. 1 326 I got a bad feeling on this one. 1 1 327 It's a goddamn commando squad! 1 35 328 Why this shit always happens to me!? 1 35 329 I can't deal with this anymore 1 1 330 What the hell am I going to do now? 1 40 331 I should get the hell out of here! 1 332 Oh no, how could this happen? 1 35 333 I will not fight those bastards alone! 1 334 Where is the goddamn cavalry? 1 35 335 I am outta here. 1 336 Doctor is in! 1 337 Operation succesful! 1 338 I'll carve ya up like a chicken! 1 339 Bleed for me! 1 1 340 I can't believe they're paying me for that! 1 1 341 You taste like chicken! 1 1 342 You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! 1 1 343 Chop chop chop! 1 1 1 344 Fresh meat! 1 1 345 I'll drink your blood! 1 1 346 I'll gut you like a fish! 1 347 Let's see what's inside this pinata! 1 1 348 When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! 1 1 349 You could use some shave! 1 1 350 Don't worry, it's disinfected! 1 351 Show me what you've got! 1 352 Time for harakiri, asshole! 1 353 Hey, you've got untied shoelace! 1 1 1 354 There's a mustard on your shirt! 1 1 1 355 Mmmmmincemeat! 1 1 356 Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! 1 1 249 357 I'll break your every single bone! 1 358 Need a nose job? 1 359 Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! 1 1 1 1 1 360 See? Girls can fight too! 1 1 1 361 Girls power! 1 1 1 362 Aaand you're dead. 1 363 Next! 1 364 That's just a beginning, fuckers! 1 1 365 Time to loot a corpse, I guess. 1 1 366 Nice job getting yourself killed. 1 1 367 You OK? You look kinda... dead! 1 1 368 Another one to my collection. 1 1 369 You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. 1 1 370 That door revolved one time too many... 1 1 1 149 371 Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. 1 1 149 372 Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. 1 1 1 149 373 I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! 1 1 1 70 374 I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! 1 1 1 70 375 I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! 1 1 57 376 Pathetic. 1 1 377 Amateur. 1 1 378 Let this be a lesson for all of you! 1 1 379 You asked for it. 1 1 380 Your luck ran out. 1 1 381 Time to pay the piper! 1 1 382 Someone, go check his pulse. 1 1 1 383 Someone, go check her pulse. 1 1 1 384 Adios! 1 385 Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... 1 1 1 1 14 386 Serves you right, you slut! 1 1 1 14 387 In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. 1 1 1 1 5 388 Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. 1 1 1 1 4 389 Goodnight sweet prince. 1 1 1 1 5 390 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. 1 1 1 391 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. 1 1 1 392 Diagnosis: negative! 1 1 393 It didn't have end up like this.! 1 1 394 I think I'll skip a lunch today. 1 1 395 Hahaha! Fucking awesome! 1 1 396 Fuck yeah! I love this job! 1 1 397 It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. 1 1 398 Boom, head shot! 1 399 Wow! 1 400 Mind blown! 1 401 I wasn't even trying. 1 1 402 Did somebody take a picture? 1 1 403 Pop goes the zit! 1 404 I warned you about mexican food! 1 1 253 405 What can I say, I'm a better draw. 1 1 1 167 406 I'm gonna miss your cinematography... 1 1 1 167 407 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. 1 1 1 247 408 Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! 1 1 409 No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! 1 1 1 1 1 410 Next time try shooting with open eyes! 1 411 Stop shaking! I can't hit you! 1 40 412 Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! 1 1 2 413 And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! 0 240 414 Couple? We're not married! 2 240 415 I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! 22 240 416 PX? What the fuck does it even mean? 22 240 417 No shit, Sherlock! 20 240 418 It will be one-way trip for you! 1 2 419 Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! 20 2 420 Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! 1 2 2 421 What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! 1 220 422 Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! 2 220 423 I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! 22 1 220 424 Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. 22 1 220 425 So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. 20 1 220 426 Indeed I do! 0 221 427 You know there's no such animal, right? 1 221 428 Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! 1 22 0 429 Trouble is my second name! 1 2 0 430 Like a bulldog! 1 2 1 431 You should be! 1 1 22 1 432 Your wish is my order! 0 3 433 Nobody ever does. 1 22 3 434 Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. 1 20 3 435 Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! 1 0 4 436 No, thank you! 1 1 4 437 Will see who's about to teach whom! 1 4 438 You're right! 2 4 439 You don't deserve a chance! 1 20 4 440 Horoscopes lie! 22 4 441 Ding dong! 1 2 5 442 It's still not too late! 22 5 443 We'll check ourselves! 22 6 444 Need bubbles, sir? 1 2 6 445 Did you just call me an ass!? 1 1 7 446 Whatever. 20 7 447 I didn't understand a single word! 20 7 448 It will only get closer! 1 22 7 449 I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. 1 1 0 1 8 450 You're the disease and I'm the cure. 1 1 1 451 I'm gonna blow your head off! 1 452 Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! 1 1 1 1 453 I eat Green Berets for breakfast! 1 1 1 454 You cowboys are finished! 1 1 455 Take this, you maggot! 1 1 1 456 I'm going to cut out your living guts! 1 1 1 457 Long live the queen! 1 1 1 1 458 Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! 1 1 1 1 459 Don't make me angry! 1 1 460 I must break you! 1 1 461 This is for the Queen! 1 1 1 1 462 The Queen says: Die! 1 1 1 1 1 463 Dying ain't much of a living, boy! 1 1 1 464 Dying ain't much of a living, girl! 1 1 1 465 Is that the best you can do? 1 466 Your life is over, asshole! 1 1 1 1 467 Very pretty, but can you fight? 1 1 1 468 Howdy, pardner! 1 1 1 167 469 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! 1 1 1 470 Viva la revolution! 1 1 471 Your move, creep! 1 1 472 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... 1 1 473 It's about to turn into full tournee! 22 8 474 "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? 20 1 8 475 As you wish! 1 9 476 Hey! I'm a lady! 0 1 9 477 I'll dig you one! Six feet under! 22 9 1 478 I guess there's no more room in hell... 1 1 1 479 Is this some kind of a joke? 1 1 480 They're coming to get us! 1 1 1 481 Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! 1 1 1 482 Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... 1 1 1 483 Really? I mean.. c'mon! 1 1 1 484 That's just fucked up! 1 1 1 485 What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? 1 1 1 486 Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! 1 1 1 1 487 I'll send you back to hell! 1 1 1 1 488 We'll need more paramedics! 1 1 1 1 489 Oh shit! It can smell my brain! 1 1 1 490 It's not zombie! He's infected! 1 1 1 491 Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... 1 1 1 492 It's alive! 1 1 1 493 Maybe it's friendly. 1 1 1 494 It's alive... ish. 1 1 1 495 Nothing's ever real until it's real. 1 1 1 1 496 They live! 1 1 1 497 There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... 1 1 1 1 498 I will not negotiate with undead! 1 1 1 1 499 So there IS a life after death! 1 1 1 500 Don't use the Z word! 1 1 501 Holy shit. Plot twist! 1 1 1 1 502 Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. 1 1 1 1 503 That's it, no more drugs for me. 1 1 1 1 504 I knew that movie was based on a true story! 1 1 1 1 505 You're one spooky motherfucker, man. 1 1 1 1 506 Oooh. Zombies. How original. 1 1 1 1 507 Zombie over here! 1 1 1 1 508 Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! 1 1 1 509 Undead! 1 1 1 1 510 This is a bad dream! 1 1 40 1 511 Blasphemy! 1 1 1 512 Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! 1 1 1 1 513 At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. 1 1 1 1 514 I'm scared to pieces! 1 1 30 1 515 It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. 1 1 1 1 516 It could be worse. They could be nazi! 1 1 1 1 517 Where's my lawnmower when I need it? 1 1 1 1 518 It's againt the nature, you freak! 1 1 1 1 519 Dead should stay dead. 1 1 1 1 520 Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. 1 1 1 1 521 No! I don't want to become one of you! 1 1 1 522 Stay away from my precious gray matter! 1 1 1 1 523 Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! 1 1 1 1 524 Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! 1 1 525 They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! 1 1 1 526 Not my face! My beautiful face! 1 1 527 The PAIN! 1 1 528 Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! 1 1 529 Does it hurt to be dead? 1 1 530 And stay dead! This time! 1 1 531 You're dead... again. 1 1 532 Rest in pieces! 1 1 533 If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. 1 1 1 534 Stay down! 1 1 535 Get back where you came from! 1 1 536 Zed is dead. 1 1 1 537 Yeah! See ya! 1 1 538 Punish! 1 539 Bingo! 1 540 I think you'll enjoy this. 1 1 1 1 541 I'll squash you like a bug! 1 1 542 Here comes Johnny! 1 1 543 Somebody call an ambulance! 1 1 544 My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! 1 1 1 545 Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! 1 1 1 1 5 546 OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! 1 1 40 547 Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! 1 1 548 Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? 1 1 549 Look what you've made me do... 1 1 550 Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! 1 1 551 Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! 1 1 552 Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! 1 1 1 1 5 553 Look who's come to the picnic! 1 1 1 554 You've got to be crazy to come here! 1 1 1 555 Now, you've got my attention! 1 556 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! 1 1 1 1 5 557 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! 1 1 1 1 5 558 Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... 1 1 1 1 5 559 Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! 1 1 560 How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! 1 1 561 You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? 1 1 562 Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... 1 1 563 Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! 1 1 1 564 Is that your best? 1 565 It's official: YOU SUCK! 1 1 566 You cannot hurt me! 1 1 567 Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? 1 1 568 I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! 1 1 569 Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! 1 1 570 Are you trying to piss me off? 1 1 571 Do you want to hurt me on purpose? 1 572 Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! 1 1 1 573 I'm going to beat the crap out of you! 1 1 1 574 If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! 1 1 575 That's it, you're fucking dead! 1 1 576 I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! 1 1 1 577 Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! 1 30 578 God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. 1 1 579 The army... I should have known better! 1 1 580 Coming here... What was I thinking? 1 581 I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. 1 1 582 No weapons! No friends! No hope! 1 583 If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... 1 1 584 HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! 1 30 585 Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! 1 253 586 Gee, whales can fight? 1 253 587 Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! 1 253 588 This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! 1 253 589 How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! 1 253 590 Over here, you morons! 1 1 591 Go to hell, Hellar! 1 1 240 592 Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? 1 1 1 23 593 It must be this time of the month! 1 1 1 23 594 Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! 1 1 1 23 595 Look guys, I've found fossils! 1 183 596 Look guys, I've found fossils! 1 226 597 Look guys, I've found fossils! 1 250 598 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! 1 183 599 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! 1 226 600 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! 1 250 601 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? 1 602 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? 1 603 Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! 1 604 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! 1 1 1 1 605 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! 1 1 1 1 606 OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! 1 1 607 Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. 1 1 608 Trust me. I'm a professional! 1 1 609 You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... 1 1 1 14 610 Nice boobs! Are these real? 1 1 14 611 You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? 1 1 1 14 612 Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. 1 1 1 1 50 613 Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! 1 1 1 614 You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! 1 50 615 I see you and now I can see through you! 1 616 Little enemies... little wounds! 1 1 617 I really hate needless violence. 1 1 618 Wow, you're even dumber than you look. 1 1 619 You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! 1 1 8 620 Were your parents siblings? 1 1 1 621 Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? 1 1 1 622 I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! 1 1 623 Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? 1 1 624 Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! 1 1 1 625 Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! 1 1 1 626 Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! 1 1 1 627 Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? 1 1 1 628 As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? 1 1 1 629 You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! 1 1 33 630 Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! 1 1 1 1 14 631 You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! 1 1 14 632 Guys, don't shoot the cushions! 1 1 14 633 It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! 1 1 1 29 634 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? 1 1 1 1 5 635 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? 1 1 1 1 5 636 Are you tryin' to make me look good? 1 1 637 Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! 1 1 638 Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! 1 1 639 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? 1 1 1 640 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? 1 1 1 641 Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? 1 1 1 642 Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? 1 1 1 643 Idiots! Idiots everywhere! 1 1 644 You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. 1 1 645 I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. 1 1 646 How's that karma tasting? Not so good? 1 1 647 Do you always take yourself so seriously? 1 1 648 Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. 1 1 649 Go bore someone else with your existence. 1 1 650 When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! 1 651 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? 1 1 1 4 652 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? 1 1 1 4 653 Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! 1 1 1 1 654 Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! 1 1 655 Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! 1 35 656 I'm scared to death! 1 30 657 Gee, that gave me goose bumps! 1 35 658 Speak of the devil! 1 35 659 Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! 1 1 660 OK, that was the last straw! 1 661 If I throw a stick, will you go away? 1 1 35 662 How can I miss you if you won't go away? 1 1 35 663 Hold my beer and watch this! 1 1 1 664 Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! 1 1 1 665 Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! 1 1 1 666 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? 1 1 1 667 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? 1 1 2 668 I thought your purpose was to die! 1 1 669 Hey, dickless! Over here! 1 1 1 670 Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? 1 1 671 Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! 1 1 1 5 672 Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? 1 1 183 673 Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? 1 1 19 674 Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? 1 1 675 Did your parents have any children that lived? 1 1 676 You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! 1 1 40 677 Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. 1 1 678 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! 1 1 1 1 679 If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! 1 1 1 1 680 That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! 1 1 1 681 What? Hello? I can't hear anything! 1 682 Argh! My ears are bleeding! 1 683 What's this ringing? 1 684 Huh? It's all silent... 1 685 Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? 1 686 Fuck, my eyeballs! 1 687 I can't see shit! 1 688 Who turned off the light?! 1 689 Oh, my eyes! 1 690 Oh God, I'm blind! 1 691 Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! 1 1 1 692 Somebody help me! I can't see! 1 693 You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! 1 1 694 My eyes are on fire! 1 695 Cover me, I'm reloading! 1 696 I'm out, reloading! 1 697 I'm out, reloading! 1 698 Gotta reload! 1 699 Reloading! 1 700 I'm all out! 1 701 I'm running dry over here! 1 702 Need more ammo! 1 703 I'm out of bullets! 1 704 I'm leaking! 1 705 I'm bleeding! 1 706 Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! 1 1 707 Mmmm... blood. 1 1 708 I need medical attention! 1 1 709 I'm spilling blood! 1 710 I... can't... catch a breath... 1 711 My... lungs... 1 712 Gas! Oh... 1 713 I can't breath! 1 714 It burns! 1 715 Don't worry, I'll send you some! 13 4 716 I'll show you! 14 1 4 717 You'll wish you wouldn't ask! 14 1 4 718 You got it wrong, let me educate you! 14 1 4 719 Was that a rhetorical question? 14 1 1 4 720 Now whose fault is it, if your cocksucker boss buys second hand guns? 19 1 4 721 And soon so will be you! 19 4 722 The only thing layin' low here, is you bitch! 20 1 1 4 723 Yeah right, that's why you're sweating! 21 4 724 Guess again! That wasn't your horoscope! 22 4 725 Advice for today: avoid long travels, new relationships and BULLETS! 22 1 4 726 Mine said I will kill a lot of people today! I hope it will come true too! 22 1 4 727 Do people seriously believe in these things? Pathetic. 22 1 4 728 Tough? I could make that shot with eyes closed. 23 1 1 4 729 And that's just the beginning! 24 1 4 730 He loves you no more! 24 4 731 OK, this one's out. Next! 26 4 732 You'll be sorry for saying that! 26 1 4 733 Well, now we can play hide and seek! 56 4 734 You're right! It's the whole company here! 59 1 4 735 No, loser! You should have used the plural! Guys, lot's of guys! 0 1 13 736 Will see about that... 1 13 737 No, it doesn't, but don't worry, we'll be gentle! 2 13 738 Nice grammar, asshole! 2 1 13 739 Need supplies, wacko? 13 13 740 Here, I'll give you some! 13 1 13 741 No, you just suck, that's it! No air involved! 14 13 742 Never got this - why bring a knife to a gun fight? 15 1 13 743 Funny indeed, we had so much fun with him as a target practice! 16 13 744 I know some jokes too. For example: you're a joke! 16 1 13 745 Hey man, the gun isn't stupid, you are! 19 13 746 Suits you fine, huh? 19 1 13 747 Relax! Why make such a fuss? 20 1 13 748 The only thing you're gonna get is your butt kicked! 21 1 13 749 Oh yeah? Wait for the next one! 22 13 750 It was just a warning shot! 22 1 13 751 I'll scratch you to death! 24 1 13 752 That's not a scratch. It's a fucking canyon! 24 13 753 No. You need to die! 26 1 13 754 I'll dig you one too with it! 27 13 755 Kiss my ass! 62 1 13 756 Fireball? What the fuck do you think this is? Street Fighter Alpha 3? 56 13 757 It's OK, I'm here. Follow my voice! 56 13 758 That's what she said! 0 14 1 759 Please, let it be a close encounter of the sexy kind! 0 1 14 1 760 We are here, we are queer... fuck, that sounded wrong! 1 1 14 1 761 We are here, we are queer... wait, that came out wrong... oops, this too! 1 1 14 1 762 I'm ready any time you are! 1 14 1 763 Why not? Have you never had a threesome? 2 1 14 1 764 Now, now, you're hurting our feelings! 2 14 1 765 Come on, there's always a room to try something new! 2 1 14 1 766 Don't worry, it will be just a "gun bang"! 2 1 14 1 767 Guys, she just needs a loaded gun! 13 14 1 768 Come over here, I'll give you some. 13 14 1 769 Is that how it's called these days? 13 1 14 1 770 I bet that's what you've said the first time too! 14 1 14 1 771 What did you just say? Wolf? We've got plenty of them... 15 14 772 Oh, now I'm getting jelous. 15 14 1 773 I can help you to deal with the grief, if you want! 15 14 1 774 We've got plenty of bears too... Hans, come over here! 17 14 775 Where? Where? 19 14 1 776 Maybe I could help you with that? 19 14 1 777 You need to empty the chamber... 19 1 14 1 778 But that's nothing new for you, eh? 20 1 14 779 Damn, that doesn't even deserve a witty response! 20 1 14 1 780 Are you even listening what you're saying? 20 1 14 781 Oh, I'll give you one! Just you wait! 21 1 14 1 782 You should consider changing your masseur. I volunteer! 21 1 14 1 783 Yeah, I bet you did. God. 21 14 1 784 Oooh. Not today! 24 14 1 785 No! 26 1 14 1 786 Anything for you, princess. 26 1 14 1 787 I work this way on women. 26 1 14 1 788 Are you doing this on purpose? 27 1 14 789 Pffft. 51 14 1 790 Pffft. 53 14 1 791 I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that. 1 53 13 792 Hold on! I'll just drop my clothes, get my rescue tube and I'm coming to save you! 77 1 13 1