Taunt! (320 letters) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Sucker! 1 Suck on this! 1 Say hello to my lil' friend! 1 1 Come get some! 1 You're mine! 1 Die! 1 You scared, motherfucker? 1 1 1 This gonna hurt! 1 1 Eat shit and die! 1 Send me a postcard from HELL! 1 1 Come to daddy! 1 1 1 Come to momma! 1 1 1 I'll chop your balls off! 1 1 1 You'll be six feet under in no time! 1 Gonna send ya home in a pine box, loser! 1 Hey, wanna play? 1 1 Hey, gimme that! 1 Nice toy! 1 You should have stayed home, bitch! 1 1 You should have stayed home, fucker! 1 1 Die, vermin! 1 Feeling scared? 1 Dance for me! 1 How fun! 1 1 Dakka-dakka-dakka! 1 1 Guns don't kill people, I do! 1 1 1 I'm the best! 1 1 Kneel before me, loser! 1 Come on! I don't got all day! 1 1 Eat lead! 1 I'm better than you! 1 1 You fucked with the wrong man! 1 1 1 1 You fucked with the wrong woman! 1 1 1 1 Stop wasting my time! 1 1 You deserve it! 1 1 Yeah! 1 That's right! 1 You're dead. 1 How ya like it? 1 You had it coming! 1 Why, hello there! 1 1 Say "cheese"! 1 1 Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! 1 1 Could you just please die? 1 1 Garbage day! 1 1 1 Barbecue time! 1 Suck it down! 1 Bam! 1 Kaboom! 1 Dodge this! 1 I like it! 1 Hahaha! 1 Die in fire, bitch! 1 1 1 Die in fire, son-of-a-bitch! 1 1 1 Say your prayers! 1 Hell yeah! 1 There's no kill like overkill! 1 My gun's bigger than yours! 1 I got a present for ya! 1 Watch and learn. 1 1 Special delivery! 1 You should see your face now! 1 1 Didn't see THAT coming, ha? 1 1 Check mate! 1 1 I always wanted to do this. 1 1 Peace through power! 1 1 This job ain't that bad. 1 1 Now I remember why I joined army! 1 1 1 Ooh, somebody stop me! 1 1 You're welcome! 1 1 There goes the neighborhood! 1 1 Denied! 1 1 Gonna scalp ya, sucker! 1 Come to papa. 1 1 Show me your guts! 1 I'll rip you to pieces! 1 1 Motherfucker! 1 1 1 I can smell your fear! 1 1 1 I'll bash your skull in! 1 1 I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! 1 Chaaarge! 1 1 1 Guns are for pussies! 1 1 Your ass is mine! 1 1 I'll rip you fucking legs out of your ass! 1 1 Welcome to world of pain. I'll be your guide! 1 1 I'll slice ya up like a mango! 1 1 Heads are gonna roll! 1 Closing in! 1 1 Ready or not, here I come! 1 1 It's time to get personal! 1 1 Stop me if you can! 1 1 You and me! No rules! Come on, coward! 1 1 1 You don't leave me a choice! 1 1 1 I'll kill you! 1 1 Who needs guns anyway? 1 1 I'll stab you until you say "ouch, I'm dead"! 1 1 How 'bout a facelift? 1 1 It's Christmas! And you've been VERY naughty! 1 1 1 1 I warn you! I watched "Enter the Dragon" TWICE! 1 1 Hugs! 1 1 1 I promise it won't hurt... much. 1 1 1 Tag! 1 1 1 Shit, I can't believe I'm doing this! 1 1 1 Catch! 1 1 Here ya go! 1 1 Pop goes the weasel. 1 1 This one's for you. 1 1 Muahaha! 1 1 1 Catch this, swine! 1 1 1 Choke on this! 1 Snack on that! 1 1 How 'bout some acupuncture? 1 1 Bullseye! 1 1 1 Here's a token of my gratitude! 1 1 1 Do you like shiny things? 1 1 Here, keep it! 1 1 No returns! 1 1 Incoming! 1 1 Take cover! 1 1 Grenade! 1 1 Have more where it came from! 1 1 1 Fire in the hole! 1 1 1 They're here! 1 Now the fun can start! 1 1 I've waited for this looong time. 1 1 Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! 1 1 They have no idea what they are in for... 1 1 Everyone get ready! 1 1 Killing time! 1 1 1 I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! 1 1 Finally! Some carnage! 1 1 Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! 1 1 Finally, my training will pay off. 1 1 Everybody, wake up! 1 1 Time to earn my paycheck... 1 1 Now I'll be able to prove myself. 1 1 We have tactical advantage! 1 1 Maybe I'll get a medal! 1 1 We're under attack! 1 1 Oh, ain't that just great? 1 1 Can't guy get a nap around here? 1 1 Enemy attack. That's something new. 1 1 Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. 1 1 I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. 1 1 Fantastic. 1 1 "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. 1 1 Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! 1 1 Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. 1 1 Take positions! 1 1 I hoped this would never happen... 1 1 Fire at will! 1 1 It was bound to happen eventually. 1 1 I heard that! 1 Who's there? 1 What was that? 1 Hey! What the... 1 Show yourself! 1 I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! 1 1 What the hell was that? 1 I'm not deaf, you know? 1 1 Hey! 1 Come out, coward! 1 1 Hey! Who's making all that racket? 1 1 Just show yourself, wherever you are! 1 1 1 Hey! I've heard something suspicious! 1 Anybody there? 1 Shoulda check it out. 1 1 Is someone being clever? 1 1 1 Strange noises... 1 Can someone else check it out, please? 1 1 It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! 1 1 Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. 1 1 Da'ffff...! 1 Big mistake! 1 Holy crap! 1 Enemy! 1 Enemy!!! 1 Alert! Alert! 1 There is one! 1 Intruders! 1 We've got company! 1 Prepare to suffer! 1 1 1 1 Holy shit! 1 Oh, hi. 1 1 I spy with my little eye! 1 1 I have a sigthing! 1 Enemy forces! 1 Enemy detected! 1 Enemy over here! 1 We're in some real shit... 1 It was all part of my plan! 1 1 I've had enough! 1 Oh my God! 1 They ain't paying us enough for this shit... 1 1 1 When did things go so wrong? 1 1 1 I'll be back! With friends! 1 1 1 You'll pay for that... the other day! 1 1 You're not playing fair! 1 1 Don't think you I will forgive ya! 1 1 1 Mommy! 1 I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! 1 1 I'll leave you alive... for now. 1 1 1 Enough is enough! 1 1 Screw this! I'm outta here! 1 1 Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! 1 1 1 Tactical retreat! 1 1 1 I've seen enough. 1 1 1 Nope, nope, nope. 1 1 Run to the hills! 1 1 Let's call it a draw. 1 1 They said "join the army". Not for this shit! 1 1 1 1 I regret nothing! 1 1 Game over, man! 1 1 Let's be friends! 1 1 Party's over! 1 1 Violence is not an answer! 1 1 I'm too beatiful to die! 1 1 Screw you guys, I'm going home! 1 1 Make love, not war! 1 1 I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! 1 1 Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! 1 1 Aaaggh! 1 I see red... 1 40 Damn, I'm barely conscious. 1 40 Ugh! 1 This... hurts! 1 You will regret... uhh... this. 1 Crap! 1 What the...! 1 Ouch! 1 You fuck! 1 1 Oh, you piece of shit! 1 1 Fuck, you'll pay for that! 1 1 You fucked with the wrong guy! 1 1 1 Now you have... pissed me off. 1 1 It was nothing! 1 1 I'm still here! 1 1 Didn't feel a thing! 1 1 Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! 1 1 Pain is just an illusion! 1 1 Who do you think you are? 1 1 Oh, come on! 1 1 Why me?! 1 1 This hurts you more then it hurts me. 1 1 1 I'm allergic to pain! 1 1 Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! 1 57 I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! 1 1 57 Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! 1 1 16 Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! 1 1 167 Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! 1 1 167 Much Dust, Many Bullets! 1 1 167 Get back on your Honda, and travel away! 1 1 167 Forgive me, for I have sinned! 1 1 247 Where's your God now?! 1 247 Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! 1 247 Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! 1 187 Now that's an easy target! 1 253 Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... 1 253 I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! 1 1 Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 1 1 1 1 4 Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 1 1 1 1 4 Who's that psycho chick? 1 23 Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? 1 187 Marry me! 1 1 1 1 4 Pathetic! 1 Try again, I dare ya. 1 1 Don't make me go over there! 1 1 1 You've just made a big mistake! 1 1 1 I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! 1 1 You'll regret missing! 1 1 Who were you shootin' at? 1 Who learned you to shoot? 1 1 You'll pay for that! 1 1 Son of a bitch! 1 You suck! 1 Lame! 1 Are you even trying? 1 Ha, you wish! 1 Learn how to shoot, rookie! 1 1 In your dream! 1 I'm not impressed! 1 That ain't gonna happen. 1 Booooo! 1 1 Children shouldn't play with guns! 1 1 Nice try! 1 My grandma's a better shot! 1 1 That shot was bad and you should feel bad! 1 1 Close enough. 1 Can't touch this! 1 1 Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. 1 1 Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! 1 1 1 1 Was close. 1 1 Try harder! 1 Whew! 1 1 Hell no! 1 Maybe next time! 1 1 Not today! 1 1 Close, but no cigar. 1 1 That woke me up. 1 1