diff --git a/gamedir-languages/Chinese_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/EnemyTaunts/Chinese.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/Chinese_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/EnemyTaunts/Chinese.EnemyTaunts.xml deleted file mode 100644 index bb185a640..000000000 --- a/gamedir-languages/Chinese_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/EnemyTaunts/Chinese.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3184 +0,0 @@ - - - - 0 - Taunt! (320 letters) - - - 1 - 混蛋！ - - - 2 - 试试这个！ - - - 3 - 跟我的子弹打个招呼吧！ - - - 4 - 来试试啊！ - - - 5 - 你是我的！ - - - 6 - 去死吧！ - - - 7 - 你害怕了吗？混蛋！ - - - 8 - 很疼吧！ - - - 9 - 吃屎去吧！ - - - 10 - 我会给你烧纸的！ - - - 11 - 来你爹这儿！ - - - 12 - 来老娘这儿！ - - - 13 - 我要把你的蛋捏碎！ - - - 14 - 你马上就要下地狱了！ - - - 15 - 躺棺材里回家吧，败类！ - - - 16 - 嘿，想玩玩嘛？ - - - 17 - 嘿，把那个给我！ - - - 18 - 东西不错啊！ - - - 19 - 你该呆在家里，婊子！ - - - 20 - 你该呆在家里，混蛋！ - - - 21 - 去死吧，害虫！ - - - 22 - 害怕了吗？ - - - 23 - 跳支舞吧！ - - - 24 - 多有趣啊！ - - - 25 - 嗒嗒-嗒嗒-嗒嗒！ - - - 26 - 枪不会杀人，我会！ - - - 27 - 我是最棒的！ - - - 28 - 在我面前跪下吧，败类！ - - - 29 - 来啊！我没那么多时间等！ - - - 30 - 吃我一枪！ - - - 31 - 我比你厉害！ - - - 32 - 你可惹到你爹我了！ - - - 33 - 你可惹到老娘我了！ - - - 34 - 别浪费时间了！ - - - 35 - 活该！ - - - 36 - 耶！ - - - 37 - 很好！ - - - 38 - 你完了。 - - - 39 - 怎样啊？ - - - 40 - 你自找的！ - - - 41 - 嗨！怎么啦？ - - - 42 - 说“茄子”！ - - - 43 - 呀啪！先生们！ - - - 44 - 你就不能去死吗？ - - - 45 - 全是垃圾！ - - - 46 - 烧烤时间！ - - - 47 - 滚吧！ - - - 48 - 砰！ - - - 49 - 嘣！ - - - 50 - 你能躲开吗？ - - - 51 - 我喜欢！ - - - 52 - 哈哈哈！ - - - 53 - 烧死你，婊子！ - - - 54 - 烧死你，混蛋！ - - - 55 - 祈祷吧！ - - - 56 - 当然啦！ - - - 57 - 怎么杀都不够！ - - - 58 - 我的枪比你的大！ - - - 59 - 我给你准备的礼物！ - - - 60 - 好好看着。 - - - 61 - 快递来了！ - - - 62 - 你该看看你的那张脸！ - - - 63 - 没想到吧，哼？ - - - 64 - 将军！ - - - 65 - 我等这一天很久了。 - - - 66 - 强权就是真理！ - - - 67 - 这份工作可真不错。 - - - 68 - 我参军就是为了这个！ - - - 69 - 嗷嗷，谁能让我停下！ - - - 70 - 不用客气！ - - - 71 - 邻居来啦！ - - - 72 - 否决！ - - - 73 - 我要剥了你的皮，败类！ - - - 74 - 来你爹这！ - - - 75 - 来啊，胆小鬼！ - - - 76 - 我要把你撕成碎片！ - - - 77 - 混蛋！ - - - 78 - 我看到你在发抖！ - - - 79 - 我要把你的脑袋敲碎！ - - - 80 - 我要把你的头踩个稀巴烂！ - - - 81 - 结-账！ - - - 82 - 枪是给懦夫用的！ - - - 83 - 我要把你的屁股打烂！ - - - 84 - 我要把你的腿活活扯下来！ - - - 85 - 我会让你尝够痛苦的滋味！ - - - 86 - 我要像芒果一样把你切开！ - - - 87 - 脑袋满地滚！ - - - 88 - 包围！ - - - 89 - 准备好没？我来了！ - - - 90 - 这是个人恩怨！ - - - 91 - 有种来阻止我啊！ - - - 92 - 就我俩！随便来！来啊，懦夫！ - - - 93 - 你让我别无选择！ - - - 94 - 我要杀了你！ - - - 95 - 谁还用枪啊？ - - - 96 - 我要砍到你说：“啊，我死了！” - - - 97 - 要不要整个容？ - - - 98 - 圣诞节到了！不要淘气哦！ - - - 99 - 我警告过你！我看过李小龙传奇两遍！ - - - 100 - 来抱抱！ - - - 101 - 我保证不会很疼... - - - 102 - 发现了！ - - - 103 - 操，不敢相信我竟然在做这个！ - - - 104 - 抓到了！ - - - 105 - 就是这样！ - - - 106 - 一溜烟跑了。 - - - 107 - 这是为你准备的。 - - - 108 - 牟哈哈哈！ - - - 109 - 接住这个，蠢猪！ - - - 110 - 掐死你！ - - - 111 - 甜点来了！ - - - 112 - 来点针灸如何？ - - - 113 - 命中靶心！ - - - 114 - 向你表达我的一点谢意！ - - - 115 - 你喜欢发光的东西么？ - - - 116 - 给，你留着吧！ - - - 117 - 拒绝退货！ - - - 118 - 危险！ - - - 119 - 掩护！ - - - 120 - 手雷！ - - - 121 - 回去拿别的吧！ - - - 122 - 小心手雷！ - - - 123 - Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! - 1 - - - 124 - Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. - 1 - - - 125 - Can someone check out these noises? - 1 - 1 - - - 126 - Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. - 1 - 1 - - - 127 - Let me guess, another false alarm. - 1 - 1 - - - - 128 - 他们在这儿！ - - - 129 - 游戏才刚刚开始！ - - - 130 - 我等这一天很久了。 - - - 131 - 你这个败类，坐车只买儿童票的侏儒！ - - - 132 - 他们还不知道惹了多大的麻烦... - - - 133 - 大家都准备好了！ - - - 134 - 杀戮时间！ - - - 135 - 我从尸体上扒走的钱都够买航天飞机了！ - - - 136 - 终于可以来场大屠杀了！ - - - 137 - 哦，我等不及要给他们来几下！ - - - 138 - 终于可以练练手啦。 - - - 139 - 大家都给我起来！ - - - 140 - 我要赚钱了... - - - 141 - 现在我可以试试手了。 - - - 142 - 我们有战术上的优势！ - - - 143 - 也许我能拿到勋章！ - - - 144 - 我们遭到攻击！ - - - 145 - 哦，这不是很棒吗？ - - - 146 - 我就不能稍微睡一会？ - - - 147 - 敌人进攻了？还是头一次听说。 - - - 148 - 耶，谁能料想到。 - - - 149 - 只要我们输一场我就彻底走人了。 - - - 150 - 很好。 - - - 151 - “他们绝对不敢进攻的。” 说的好听。 - - - 152 - 谢谢你让我糟糕的一天彻底地糟透了，混蛋！ - - - 153 - 大家都冷静点，我们会挺过去的。 - - - 154 - 就位！ - - - 155 - 我希望这一切都没发生过... - - - 156 - 自由射击！ - - - 157 - 这注定会发生。 - - - 158 - 我听到了！ - - - 159 - 谁在那儿？ - - - 160 - 那是什么？ - - - 161 - 嘿！这他妈... - - - 162 - 给我出来！ - - - 163 - 我警告过你...我能轻松地把你揪出来！ - - - 164 - 那是他妈的什么玩意？ - - - 165 - 你知道我不是聋子。 - - - 166 - 嘿！ - - - 167 - 出来，懦夫！ - - - 168 - 嘿！谁在那儿吵吵？ - - - 169 - 不管你在哪儿，快出来吧！ - - - 170 - 嘿！我听到了什么奇怪的声音！ - - - 171 - 有人吗？ - - - 172 - 谁去看看。 - - - 173 - 你在耍小聪明吗？ - - - 174 - 奇怪的声音... - - - 175 - 请问，谁能过去看看啊？ - - - 176 - 那是风吧...等等，根本没有风！ - - - 177 - 出来吧！我们是朋友...我们不会打仗。 - - - 178 - 唔唔唔...！ - - - 179 - 巨大的错误！ - - - 180 - 我勒个去！ - - - 181 - 敌人！ - - - 182 - 敌人！！！ - - - 183 - 警报！警报！ - - - 184 - 没有人！ - - - 185 - 入侵者！ - - - 186 - 有敌人了！ - - - 187 - 准备受刑吧！ - - - 188 - 卧槽！ - - - 189 - 哦，嘿！ - - - 190 - 我的小眼睛都能瞥见你！ - - - 191 - 我看到了！ - - - 192 - 敌军！ - - - 193 - 发现敌人！ - - - 194 - 敌人在这儿！ - - - 195 - 我们有麻烦了... - - - 196 - 这都在我的计划之中！ - - - 197 - 我受够了！ - - - 198 - 我的天哪！ - - - 199 - 为了收拾这个烂摊子才赚这一点钱... - - - 200 - 什么时候弄得一团糟？ - - - 201 - 给我等着，我找弟兄们来！ - - - 202 - 总有一天...你会为此付出代价的！ - - - 203 - 你耍阴招！ - - - 204 - 别指望我会忘了你！ - - - 205 - 我的娘来！ - - - 206 - 我会在你最不希望的时候再出现的，渣滓！ - - - 207 - 我暂时饶你一条狗命。 - - - 208 - 够了！ - - - 209 - 去他妈的！我走了！ - - - 210 - 去他妈的！我都算不上是一个士兵！ - - - 211 - 战术撤退！ - - - 212 - 我看不下去了。 - - - 213 - 不，不，不行。 - - - 214 - 跑回山里去吧。 - - - 215 - 就算是平局吧。 - - - 216 - 他们让我参军，可不是为了这些混账事情！ - - - 217 - 我从不后悔！ - - - 218 - 你完了，伙计！ - - - 219 - 我们做个朋友吧！ - - - 220 - 派对结束了！ - - - 221 - 暴力不是解决办法！ - - - 222 - 长这么漂亮的脸蛋，我可舍不得死！ - - - 223 - 去你们的，我可要回家了。 - - - 224 - 相爱，不要相战！ - - - 225 - 我，呃...家里灯忘了关了。得赶紧回去！ - - - 226 - 给我个电话号码，我回头再找你！ - - - 227 - 啊哈！ - - - 228 - 我满眼红色... - - - 229 - 可恶，我快失去意识了。 - - - 230 - 呃！ - - - 231 - 这...很疼！ - - - 232 - 你会，呃...后悔的。 - - - 233 - 我去！ - - - 234 - 卧槽...！ - - - 235 - 啊！ - - - 236 - 你娘的！ - - - 237 - 嗷，去你妈的！ - - - 238 - 操！你会遭到报应的！ - - - 239 - 你惹错人了！ - - - 240 - 你现在算是彻底惹怒我了。 - - - 241 - 这不算什么！ - - - 242 - 我还在这儿！ - - - 243 - 什么都没感觉到！ - - - 244 - 痛觉只是我肉体的弱点！ - - - 245 - 疼痛只是一种幻觉！ - - - 246 - 你以为你是谁？ - - - 247 - 嗷，来啊！ - - - 248 - 为什么是我！？ - - - 249 - 这打到你身上会比我更疼。 - - - 250 - 我对疼痛过敏！ - - - 251 - 嘿，卡多纳！迪迪女王向你问声好！ - - - 252 - 杀掉你这个反抗军的炮灰我就能晋级了！ - - - 253 - 卧槽，那是Gus Tarballs，我们死定了！ - - - 254 - 嘿！是“东部旷野”的成员啊！我是你的粉丝耶！ - - - 255 - 梆梆！就像“草泥马归来！”一样！ - - - 256 - 太多尘土，太多子弹！ - - - 257 - 骑上你的本田车滚蛋吧！ - - - 258 - 原谅我，这是我的罪责！ - - - 259 - 你的上帝在哪呢？！ - - - 260 - 神父，第五戒律算是什么？你个伪善者！ - - - 261 - 滚回棺材里去吧，你这个畸形的僵尸！ - - - 262 - 这个靶子真好打！ - - - 263 - 发现敌人！操，不可能打不中... - - - 264 - 除掉你这张丑脸就是在为人类做贡献！ - - - 265 - 嘿，宝贝，给我电话号码，我就不再朝你开枪了！ - - - 266 - 嘿，帅哥，给我电话号码，我就不再朝你开枪了！ - - - 267 - 那个疯女人是谁？ - - - 268 - 你干这个有点太老了吧，怪老头？ - - - 269 - 嫁给我吧！ - - - 270 - 可怜人！ - - - 271 - 你敢再来一遍？ - - - 272 - 别逼我过去！ - - - 273 - 你刚刚犯了一个大错误！ - - - 274 - 我要把那把枪从你冰冷的手中拿走！ - - - 275 - 你会后悔没打中的！ - - - 276 - 你在朝谁开枪啊？ - - - 277 - 谁教你开枪的？ - - - 278 - 你会为此付出代价的！ - - - 279 - 婊子养的！ - - - 280 - 垃圾！ - - - 281 - 废物！ - - - 282 - 你连试都不敢试了吗？ - - - 283 - 哈，想得美！ - - - 284 - 学学怎么开枪吧，新人！ - - - 285 - 做梦去吧！ - - - 286 - 技术平平！ - - - 287 - 那不可能发生的。 - - - 288 - 轰！ - - - 289 - 小孩不应该玩枪！ - - - 290 - 得了吧！ - - - 291 - 我外婆枪法都比你好！ - - - 292 - 枪法太烂，你该后悔了！ - - - 293 - 好险。 - - - 294 - 碰不到！ - - - 295 - 哦，不要让失望的心情影响到你。 - - - 296 - 回到厨房里去吧，女人，你该呆在那里！ - - - 297 - 差一点。 - - - 298 - 在努力点吧！ - - - 299 - 呼！ - - - 300 - 当然不！ - - - 301 - 也许下次吧！ - - - 302 - 不是今天！ - - - 303 - 很接近，但是没中。 - - - 304 - 吓我一跳。 - - - 305 - You son of a bitch! - - - 306 - I will destroy you! - - - 307 - Dead or alive, you're coming with me. - - - 308 - I kick ass for the queen! - - - 309 - I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! - - - 310 - Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! - - - 311 - Is that the best you can do? - - - 312 - Your life is over, asshole! - - - 313 - Very pretty, but can you fight? - - - 314 - Howdy, pardner! - - - 315 - I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - - - 316 - Viva la revolution! - - - 317 - Keep a place in hell for your queen! - - - 318 - Your move, creep! - - - 319 - Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - - - 320 - Shit, shit, shit... - - - 321 - We're all gonna die. - - - 322 - God help me. - - - 323 - We're in some real pretty shit now! - - - 324 - It is no dream! This is really happening! - - - 325 - Goddamnit. - - - 326 - I got a bad feeling on this one. - - - 327 - It's a goddamn commando squad! - - - 328 - Why this shit always happens to me!? - - - 329 - I can't deal with this anymore - - - 330 - What the hell am I going to do now? - - - 331 - I should get the hell out of here! - - - 332 - Oh no, how could this happen? - - - 333 - I will not fight those bastards alone! - - - 334 - Where is the goddamn cavalry? - - - 335 - I am outta here. - - - 336 - Doctor is in! - - - 337 - Operation succesful! - - - 338 - I'll carve ya up like a chicken! - - - 339 - Bleed for me! - - - 340 - I can't believe they're paying me for that! - - - 341 - You taste like chicken! - - - 342 - You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! - - - 343 - Chop chop chop! - - - 344 - Fresh meat! - - - 345 - I'll drink your blood! - - - 346 - I'll gut you like a fish! - - - 347 - Let's see what's inside this pinata! - - - 348 - When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! - - - 349 - You could use some shave! - - - 350 - Don't worry, it's disinfected! - - - 351 - Show me what you've got! - - - 352 - Time for harakiri, asshole! - - - 353 - Hey, you've got untied shoelace! - - - 354 - There's a mustard on your shirt! - - - 355 - Mmmmmincemeat! - - - 356 - Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! - - - 357 - I'll break your every single bone! - - - 358 - Need a nose job? - - - 359 - Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! - - - 360 - See? Girls can fight too! - - - 361 - Girls power! - - - 362 - Aaand you're dead. - - - 363 - Next! - - - 364 - That's just a beginning, fuckers! - - - 365 - Time to loot a corpse, I guess. - - - 366 - Nice job getting yourself killed. - - - 367 - You OK? You look kinda... dead! - - - 368 - Another one to my collection. - - - 369 - You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. - - - 370 - That door revolved one time too many... - - - 371 - Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. - - - 372 - Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. - - - 373 - I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! - - - 374 - I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! - - - 375 - I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! - - - 376 - Pathetic. - - - 377 - Amateur. - - - 378 - Let this be a lesson for all of you! - - - 379 - You asked for it. - - - 380 - Your luck ran out. - - - 381 - Time to pay the piper! - - - 382 - Someone, go check his pulse. - - - 383 - Someone, go check her pulse. - - - 384 - Adios! - - - 385 - Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... - - - 386 - Serves you right, you slut! - - - 387 - In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. - - - 388 - Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. - - - 389 - Goodnight sweet prince. - - - 390 - OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. - - - 391 - OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. - - - 392 - Diagnosis: negative! - - - 393 - It didn't have end up like this.! - - - 394 - I think I'll skip a lunch today. - - - 395 - Hahaha! Fucking awesome! - - - 396 - Fuck yeah! I love this job! - - - 397 - It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. - - - 398 - Boom, head shot! - - - 399 - Wow! - - - 400 - Mind blown! - - - 401 - I wasn't even trying. - - - 402 - Did somebody take a picture? - - - 403 - Pop goes the zit! - - - 404 - I warned you about mexican food! - - - 405 - What can I say, I'm a better draw. - - - 406 - I'm gonna miss your cinematography... - - - 407 - Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - - - 408 - Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! - - - 409 - No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! - - - 410 - Next time try shooting with open eyes! - - - 411 - Stop shaking! I can't hit you! - - - 412 - Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! - - - 413 - And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! - - - 414 - Couple? We're not married! - - - 415 - I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! - - - 416 - PX? What the fuck does it even mean? - - - 417 - No shit, Sherlock! - - - 418 - It will be one-way trip for you! - - - 419 - Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! - - - 420 - Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! - - - 421 - What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! - - - 422 - Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! - - - 423 - I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! - - - 424 - Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. - - - 425 - So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. - - - 426 - Indeed I do! - - - 427 - You know there's no such animal, right? - - - 428 - Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! - - - 429 - Trouble is my second name! - - - 430 - Like a bulldog! - - - 431 - You should be! - - - 432 - Your wish is my order! - - - 433 - Nobody ever does. - - - 434 - Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. - - - 435 - Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! - - - 436 - No, thank you! - - - 437 - Will see who's about to teach whom! - - - 438 - You're right! - - - 439 - You don't deserve a chance! - - - 440 - Horoscopes lie! - - - 441 - Ding dong! - - - 442 - It's still not too late! - - - 443 - We'll check ourselves! - - - 444 - Need bubbles, sir? - - - 445 - Did you just call me an ass!? - - - 446 - Whatever. - - - 447 - I didn't understand a single word! - - - 448 - It will only get closer! - - - 449 - I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. - - - 450 - You're the disease and I'm the cure. - - - 451 - I'm gonna blow your head off! - - - 452 - Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! - - - 453 - I eat Green Berets for breakfast! - - - 454 - You cowboys are finished! - - - 455 - Take this, you maggot! - - - 456 - I'm going to cut out your living guts! - - - 457 - Long live the queen! - - - 458 - Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! - - - 459 - Don't make me angry! - - - 460 - I must break you! - - - 461 - This is for the Queen! - - - 462 - The Queen says: Die! - - - 463 - Dying ain't much of a living, boy! - - - 464 - Dying ain't much of a living, girl! - - - 465 - Is that the best you can do? - - - 466 - Your life is over, asshole! - - - 467 - Very pretty, but can you fight? - - - 468 - Howdy, pardner! - - - 469 - I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - - - 470 - Viva la revolution! - - - 471 - Your move, creep! - - - 472 - Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - - - 473 - It's about to turn into full tournee! - - - 474 - "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? - - - 475 - As you wish! - - - 476 - Hey! I'm a lady! - - - 477 - I'll dig you one! Six feet under! - - - 478 - I guess there's no more room in hell... - - - 479 - Is this some kind of a joke? - - - 480 - They're coming to get us! - - - 481 - Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! - - - 482 - Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... - - - 483 - Really? I mean.. c'mon! - - - 484 - That's just fucked up! - - - 485 - What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? - - - 486 - Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! - - - 487 - I'll send you back to hell! - - - 488 - We'll need more paramedics! - - - 489 - Oh shit! It can smell my brain! - - - 490 - It's not zombie! He's infected! - - - 491 - Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... - - - 492 - It's alive! - - - 493 - Maybe it's friendly. - - - 494 - It's alive... ish. - - - 495 - Nothing's ever real until it's real. - - - 496 - They live! - - - 497 - There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... - - - 498 - I will not negotiate with undead! - - - 499 - So there IS a life after death! - - - 500 - Don't use the Z word! - - - 501 - Holy shit. Plot twist! - - - 502 - Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. - - - 503 - That's it, no more drugs for me. - - - 504 - I knew that movie was based on a true story! - - - 505 - You're one spooky motherfucker, man. - - - 506 - Oooh. Zombies. How original. - - - 507 - Zombie over here! - - - 508 - Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! - - - 509 - Undead! - - - 510 - This is a bad dream! - - - 511 - Blasphemy! - - - 512 - Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! - - - 513 - At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. - - - 514 - I'm scared to pieces! - - - 515 - It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. - - - 516 - It could be worse. They could be nazi! - - - 517 - Where's my lawnmower when I need it? - - - 518 - It's againt the nature, you freak! - - - 519 - Dead should stay dead. - - - 520 - Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. - - - 521 - No! I don't want to become one of you! - - - 522 - Stay away from my precious gray matter! - - - 523 - Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! - - - 524 - Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! - - - 525 - They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! - - - 526 - Not my face! My beautiful face! - - - 527 - The PAIN! - - - 528 - Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! - - - 529 - Does it hurt to be dead? - - - 530 - And stay dead! This time! - - - 531 - You're dead... again. - - - 532 - Rest in pieces! - - - 533 - If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. - - - 534 - Stay down! - - - 535 - Get back where you came from! - - - 536 - Zed is dead. - - - 537 - Yeah! See ya! - - - 538 - Punish! - - - 539 - Bingo! - - - 540 - I think you'll enjoy this. - - - 541 - I'll squash you like a bug! - - - 542 - Here comes Johnny! - - - 543 - Somebody call an ambulance! - - - 544 - My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! - - - 545 - Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! - - - 546 - OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! - - - 547 - Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! - - - 548 - Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? - - - 549 - Look what you've made me do... - - - 550 - Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! - - - 551 - Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! - - - 552 - Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! - - - 553 - Look who's come to the picnic! - - - 554 - You've got to be crazy to come here! - - - 555 - Now, you've got my attention! - - - 556 - You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - - - 557 - You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - - - 558 - Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... - - - 559 - Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! - - - 560 - How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! - - - 561 - You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? - - - 562 - Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... - - - 563 - Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! - - - 564 - Is that your best? - - - 565 - It's official: YOU SUCK! - - - 566 - You cannot hurt me! - - - 567 - Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? - - - 568 - I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! - - - 569 - Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! - - - 570 - Are you trying to piss me off? - - - 571 - Do you want to hurt me on purpose? - - - 572 - Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! - - - 573 - I'm going to beat the crap out of you! - - - 574 - If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! - - - 575 - That's it, you're fucking dead! - - - 576 - I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! - - - 577 - Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! - - - 578 - God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. - - - 579 - The army... I should have known better! - - - 580 - Coming here... What was I thinking? - - - 581 - I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. - - - 582 - No weapons! No friends! No hope! - - - 583 - If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... - - - 584 - HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! - - - 585 - Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! - - - 586 - Gee, whales can fight? - - - 587 - Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! - - - 588 - This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! - - - 589 - How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! - - - 590 - Over here, you morons! - - - 591 - Go to hell, Hellar! - - - 592 - Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? - - - 593 - It must be this time of the month! - - - 594 - Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! - - - 595 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 596 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 597 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 598 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 599 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 600 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 601 - Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - - - 602 - Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - - - 603 - Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! - - - 604 - Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - - - 605 - Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - - - 606 - OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! - - - 607 - Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. - - - 608 - Trust me. I'm a professional! - - - 609 - You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... - - - 610 - Nice boobs! Are these real? - - - 611 - You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? - - - 612 - Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. - - - 613 - Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! - - - 614 - You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! - - - 615 - I see you and now I can see through you! - - - 616 - Little enemies... little wounds! - - - 617 - I really hate needless violence. - - - 618 - Wow, you're even dumber than you look. - - - 619 - You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! - - - 620 - Were your parents siblings? - - - 621 - Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? - - - 622 - I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! - - - 623 - Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? - - - 624 - Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! - - - 625 - Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! - - - 626 - Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! - - - 627 - Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? - - - 628 - As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? - - - 629 - You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! - - - 630 - Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! - - - 631 - You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! - - - 632 - Guys, don't shoot the cushions! - - - 633 - It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! - - - 634 - How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - - - 635 - How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - - - 636 - Are you tryin' to make me look good? - - - 637 - Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! - - - 638 - Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! - - - 639 - Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? - - - 640 - Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? - - - 641 - Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - - - 642 - Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - - - 643 - Idiots! Idiots everywhere! - - - 644 - You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. - - - 645 - I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. - - - 646 - How's that karma tasting? Not so good? - - - 647 - Do you always take yourself so seriously? - - - 648 - Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. - - - 649 - Go bore someone else with your existence. - - - 650 - When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! - - - 651 - Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - - - 652 - Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - - - 653 - Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! - - - 654 - Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! - - - 655 - Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! - - - 656 - I'm scared to death! - - - 657 - Gee, that gave me goose bumps! - - - 658 - Speak of the devil! - - - 659 - Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! - - - 660 - OK, that was the last straw! - - - 661 - If I throw a stick, will you go away? - - - 662 - How can I miss you if you won't go away? - - - 663 - Hold my beer and watch this! - - - 664 - Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! - - - 665 - Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! - - - 666 - Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - - - 667 - Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - - - 668 - I thought your purpose was to die! - - - 669 - Hey, dickless! Over here! - - - 670 - Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? - - - 671 - Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! - - - 672 - Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? - - - 673 - Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? - - - 674 - Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? - - - 675 - Did your parents have any children that lived? - - - 676 - You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! - - - 677 - Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. - - - 678 - Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! - - - 679 - If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! - - - 680 - That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! - - - 681 - What? Hello? I can't hear anything! - - - 682 - Argh! My ears are bleeding! - - - 683 - What's this ringing? - - - 684 - Huh? It's all silent... - - - 685 - Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? - - - 686 - Fuck, my eyeballs! - - - 687 - I can't see shit! - - - 688 - Who turned off the light?! - - - 689 - Oh, my eyes! - - - 690 - Oh God, I'm blind! - - - 691 - Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! - - - 692 - Somebody help me! I can't see! - - - 693 - You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! - - - 694 - My eyes are on fire! - - - 695 - Cover me, I'm reloading! - - - 696 - I'm out, reloading! - - - 697 - I'm out, reloading! - - - 698 - Gotta reload! - - - 699 - Reloading! - - - 700 - I'm all out! - - - 701 - I'm running dry over here! - - - 702 - Need more ammo! - - - 703 - I'm out of bullets! - - - 704 - I'm leaking! - - - 705 - I'm bleeding! - - - 706 - Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! - - - 707 - Mmmm... blood. - - - 708 - I need medical attention! - - - 709 - I'm spilling blood! - - - 710 - I... can't... catch a breath... - - - 711 - My... lungs... - - - 712 - Gas! Oh... - - - 713 - I can't breath! - - - 714 - It burns! - - - 715 - Don't worry, I'll send you some! - - - 716 - I'll show you! - - - 717 - You'll wish you wouldn't ask! - - - 718 - You got it wrong, let me educate you! - - - 719 - Was that a rhetorical question? - - - 720 - Now whose fault is it, if your cocksucker boss buys second hand guns? - - - 721 - And soon so will be you! - - - 722 - The only thing layin' low here, is you bitch! - - - 723 - Yeah right, that's why you're sweating! - - - 724 - Guess again! That wasn't your horoscope! - - - 725 - Advice for today: avoid long travels, new relationships and BULLETS! - - - 726 - Mine said I will kill a lot of people today! I hope it will come true too! - - - 727 - Do people seriously believe in these things? Pathetic. - - - 728 - Tough? I could make that shot with eyes closed. - - - 729 - And that's just the beginning! - - - 730 - He loves you no more! - - - 731 - OK, this one's out. Next! - - - 732 - You'll be sorry for saying that! - - - 733 - Well, now we can play hide and seek! - - - 734 - You're right! It's the whole company here! - - - 735 - No, loser! You should have used the plural! Guys, lot's of guys! - - - 736 - Will see about that... - - - 737 - No, it doesn't, but don't worry, we'll be gentle! - - - 738 - Nice grammar, asshole! - - - 739 - Need supplies, wacko? - - - 740 - Here, I'll give you some! - - - 741 - No, you just suck, that's it! No air involved! - - - 742 - Never got this - why bring a knife to a gun fight? - - - 743 - Funny indeed, we had so much fun with him as a target practice! - - - 744 - I know some jokes too. For example: you're a joke! - - - 745 - Hey man, the gun isn't stupid, you are! - - - 746 - Suits you fine, huh? - - - 747 - Relax! Why make such a fuss? - - - 748 - The only thing you're gonna get is your butt kicked! - - - 749 - Oh yeah? Wait for the next one! - - - 750 - It was just a warning shot! - - - 751 - I'll scratch you to death! - - - 752 - That's not a scratch. It's a fucking canyon! - - - 753 - No. You need to die! - - - 754 - I'll dig you one too with it! - - - 755 - Kiss my ass! - - - 756 - Fireball? What the fuck do you think this is? Street Fighter Alpha 3? - - - 757 - It's OK, I'm here. Follow my voice! - - - 758 - That's what she said! - - - 759 - Please, let it be a close encounter of the sexy kind! - - - 760 - We are here, we are queer... fuck, that sounded wrong! - - - 761 - We are here, we are queer... wait, that came out wrong... oops, this too! - - - 762 - I'm ready any time you are! - - - 763 - Why not? Have you never had a threesome? - - - 764 - Now, now, you're hurting our feelings! - - - 765 - Come on, there's always a room to try something new! - - - 766 - Don't worry, it will be just a "gun bang"! - - - 767 - Guys, she just needs a loaded gun! - - - 768 - Come over here, I'll give you some. - - - 769 - Is that how it's called these days? - - - 770 - I bet that's what you've said the first time too! - - - 771 - What did you just say? Wolf? We've got plenty of them... - - - 772 - Oh, now I'm getting jelous. - - - 773 - I can help you to deal with the grief, if you want! - - - 774 - We've got plenty of bears too... Hans, come over here! - - - 775 - Where? Where? - - - 776 - Maybe I could help you with that? - - - 777 - You need to empty the chamber... - - - 778 - But that's nothing new for you, eh? - - - 779 - Damn, that doesn't even deserve a witty response! - - - 780 - Are you even listening what you're saying? - - - 781 - Oh, I'll give you one! Just you wait! - - - 782 - You should consider changing your masseur. I volunteer! - - - 783 - Yeah, I bet you did. God. - - - 784 - Oooh. Not today! - - - 785 - No! - - - 786 - Anything for you, princess. - - - 787 - I work this way on women. - - - 788 - Are you doing this on purpose? - - - 789 - Pffft. - - - 790 - Pffft. - - - 791 - I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that. - - - 792 - Hold on! I'll just drop my clothes, get my rescue tube and I'm coming to save you! - - \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir-languages/Chinese_Version/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/Chinese.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/Chinese_Version/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/Chinese.EnemyTaunts.xml index bb185a640..96eb91451 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/Chinese_Version/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/Chinese.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/Chinese_Version/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/Chinese.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1,3184 +1,189 @@ - 0 + 0 Taunt! (320 letters) - - - 1 - 混蛋！ - - - 2 - 试试这个！ - - - 3 - 跟我的子弹打个招呼吧！ - - - 4 - 来试试啊！ - - - 5 - 你是我的！ - - - 6 - 去死吧！ - - - 7 - 你害怕了吗？混蛋！ - - - 8 - 很疼吧！ - - - 9 - 吃屎去吧！ - - - 10 - 我会给你烧纸的！ - - - 11 - 来你爹这儿！ - - - 12 - 来老娘这儿！ - - - 13 - 我要把你的蛋捏碎！ - - - 14 - 你马上就要下地狱了！ - - - 15 - 躺棺材里回家吧，败类！ - - - 16 - 嘿，想玩玩嘛？ - - - 17 - 嘿，把那个给我！ - - - 18 - 东西不错啊！ - - - 19 - 你该呆在家里，婊子！ - - - 20 - 你该呆在家里，混蛋！ - - - 21 - 去死吧，害虫！ - - - 22 - 害怕了吗？ - - - 23 - 跳支舞吧！ - - - 24 - 多有趣啊！ - - - 25 - 嗒嗒-嗒嗒-嗒嗒！ - - - 26 - 枪不会杀人，我会！ - - - 27 - 我是最棒的！ - - - 28 - 在我面前跪下吧，败类！ - - - 29 - 来啊！我没那么多时间等！ - - - 30 - 吃我一枪！ - - - 31 - 我比你厉害！ - - - 32 - 你可惹到你爹我了！ - - - 33 - 你可惹到老娘我了！ - - - 34 - 别浪费时间了！ - - - 35 - 活该！ - - - 36 - 耶！ - - - 37 - 很好！ - - - 38 - 你完了。 - - - 39 - 怎样啊？ - - - 40 - 你自找的！ - - - 41 - 嗨！怎么啦？ - - - 42 - 说“茄子”！ - - - 43 - 呀啪！先生们！ - - - 44 - 你就不能去死吗？ - - - 45 - 全是垃圾！ - - - 46 - 烧烤时间！ - - - 47 - 滚吧！ - - - 48 - 砰！ - - - 49 - 嘣！ - - - 50 - 你能躲开吗？ - - - 51 - 我喜欢！ - - - 52 - 哈哈哈！ - - - 53 - 烧死你，婊子！ - - - 54 - 烧死你，混蛋！ - - - 55 - 祈祷吧！ - - - 56 - 当然啦！ - - - 57 - 怎么杀都不够！ - - - 58 - 我的枪比你的大！ - - - 59 - 我给你准备的礼物！ - - - 60 - 好好看着。 - - - 61 - 快递来了！ - - - 62 - 你该看看你的那张脸！ - - - 63 - 没想到吧，哼？ - - - 64 - 将军！ - - - 65 - 我等这一天很久了。 - - - 66 - 强权就是真理！ - - - 67 - 这份工作可真不错。 - - - 68 - 我参军就是为了这个！ - - - 69 - 嗷嗷，谁能让我停下！ - - - 70 - 不用客气！ - - - 71 - 邻居来啦！ - - - 72 - 否决！ - - - 73 - 我要剥了你的皮，败类！ - - - 74 - 来你爹这！ - - - 75 - 来啊，胆小鬼！ - - - 76 - 我要把你撕成碎片！ - - - 77 - 混蛋！ - - - 78 - 我看到你在发抖！ - - - 79 - 我要把你的脑袋敲碎！ - - - 80 - 我要把你的头踩个稀巴烂！ - - - 81 - 结-账！ - - - 82 - 枪是给懦夫用的！ - - - 83 - 我要把你的屁股打烂！ - - - 84 - 我要把你的腿活活扯下来！ - - - 85 - 我会让你尝够痛苦的滋味！ - - - 86 - 我要像芒果一样把你切开！ - - - 87 - 脑袋满地滚！ - - - 88 - 包围！ - - - 89 - 准备好没？我来了！ - - - 90 - 这是个人恩怨！ - - - 91 - 有种来阻止我啊！ - - - 92 - 就我俩！随便来！来啊，懦夫！ - - - 93 - 你让我别无选择！ - - - 94 - 我要杀了你！ - - - 95 - 谁还用枪啊？ - - - 96 - 我要砍到你说：“啊，我死了！” - - - 97 - 要不要整个容？ - - - 98 - 圣诞节到了！不要淘气哦！ - - - 99 - 我警告过你！我看过李小龙传奇两遍！ - - - 100 - 来抱抱！ - - - 101 - 我保证不会很疼... - - - 102 - 发现了！ - - - 103 - 操，不敢相信我竟然在做这个！ - - - 104 - 抓到了！ - - - 105 - 就是这样！ - - - 106 - 一溜烟跑了。 - - - 107 - 这是为你准备的。 - - - 108 - 牟哈哈哈！ - - - 109 - 接住这个，蠢猪！ - - - 110 - 掐死你！ - - - 111 - 甜点来了！ - - - 112 - 来点针灸如何？ - - - 113 - 命中靶心！ - - - 114 - 向你表达我的一点谢意！ - - - 115 - 你喜欢发光的东西么？ - - - 116 - 给，你留着吧！ - - - 117 - 拒绝退货！ - - - 118 - 危险！ - - - 119 - 掩护！ - - - 120 - 手雷！ - - - 121 - 回去拿别的吧！ - - - 122 - 小心手雷！ - - - 123 - Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! - 1 - - - 124 - Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. - 1 - - - 125 - Can someone check out these noises? - 1 - 1 - - - 126 - Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. - 1 - 1 - - - 127 - Let me guess, another false alarm. - 1 - 1 - - - - 128 - 他们在这儿！ - - - 129 - 游戏才刚刚开始！ - - - 130 - 我等这一天很久了。 - - - 131 - 你这个败类，坐车只买儿童票的侏儒！ - - - 132 - 他们还不知道惹了多大的麻烦... - - - 133 - 大家都准备好了！ - - - 134 - 杀戮时间！ - - - 135 - 我从尸体上扒走的钱都够买航天飞机了！ - - - 136 - 终于可以来场大屠杀了！ - - - 137 - 哦，我等不及要给他们来几下！ - - - 138 - 终于可以练练手啦。 - - - 139 - 大家都给我起来！ - - - 140 - 我要赚钱了... - - - 141 - 现在我可以试试手了。 - - - 142 - 我们有战术上的优势！ - - - 143 - 也许我能拿到勋章！ - - - 144 - 我们遭到攻击！ - - - 145 - 哦，这不是很棒吗？ - - - 146 - 我就不能稍微睡一会？ - - - 147 - 敌人进攻了？还是头一次听说。 - - - 148 - 耶，谁能料想到。 - - - 149 - 只要我们输一场我就彻底走人了。 - - - 150 - 很好。 - - - 151 - “他们绝对不敢进攻的。” 说的好听。 - - - 152 - 谢谢你让我糟糕的一天彻底地糟透了，混蛋！ - - - 153 - 大家都冷静点，我们会挺过去的。 - - - 154 - 就位！ - - - 155 - 我希望这一切都没发生过... - - - 156 - 自由射击！ - - - 157 - 这注定会发生。 - - - 158 - 我听到了！ - - - 159 - 谁在那儿？ - - - 160 - 那是什么？ - - - 161 - 嘿！这他妈... - - - 162 - 给我出来！ - - - 163 - 我警告过你...我能轻松地把你揪出来！ - - - 164 - 那是他妈的什么玩意？ - - - 165 - 你知道我不是聋子。 - - - 166 - 嘿！ - - - 167 - 出来，懦夫！ - - - 168 - 嘿！谁在那儿吵吵？ - - - 169 - 不管你在哪儿，快出来吧！ - - - 170 - 嘿！我听到了什么奇怪的声音！ - - - 171 - 有人吗？ - - - 172 - 谁去看看。 - - - 173 - 你在耍小聪明吗？ - - - 174 - 奇怪的声音... - - - 175 - 请问，谁能过去看看啊？ - - - 176 - 那是风吧...等等，根本没有风！ - - - 177 - 出来吧！我们是朋友...我们不会打仗。 - - - 178 - 唔唔唔...！ - - - 179 - 巨大的错误！ - - - 180 - 我勒个去！ - - - 181 - 敌人！ - - - 182 - 敌人！！！ - - - 183 - 警报！警报！ - - - 184 - 没有人！ - - - 185 - 入侵者！ - - - 186 - 有敌人了！ - - - 187 - 准备受刑吧！ - - - 188 - 卧槽！ - - - 189 - 哦，嘿！ - - - 190 - 我的小眼睛都能瞥见你！ - - - 191 - 我看到了！ - - - 192 - 敌军！ - - - 193 - 发现敌人！ - - - 194 - 敌人在这儿！ - - - 195 - 我们有麻烦了... - - - 196 - 这都在我的计划之中！ - - - 197 - 我受够了！ - - - 198 - 我的天哪！ - - - 199 - 为了收拾这个烂摊子才赚这一点钱... - - - 200 - 什么时候弄得一团糟？ - - - 201 - 给我等着，我找弟兄们来！ - - - 202 - 总有一天...你会为此付出代价的！ - - - 203 - 你耍阴招！ - - - 204 - 别指望我会忘了你！ - - - 205 - 我的娘来！ - - - 206 - 我会在你最不希望的时候再出现的，渣滓！ - - - 207 - 我暂时饶你一条狗命。 - - - 208 - 够了！ - - - 209 - 去他妈的！我走了！ - - - 210 - 去他妈的！我都算不上是一个士兵！ - - - 211 - 战术撤退！ - - - 212 - 我看不下去了。 - - - 213 - 不，不，不行。 - - - 214 - 跑回山里去吧。 - - - 215 - 就算是平局吧。 - - - 216 - 他们让我参军，可不是为了这些混账事情！ - - - 217 - 我从不后悔！ - - - 218 - 你完了，伙计！ - - - 219 - 我们做个朋友吧！ - - - 220 - 派对结束了！ - - - 221 - 暴力不是解决办法！ - - - 222 - 长这么漂亮的脸蛋，我可舍不得死！ - - - 223 - 去你们的，我可要回家了。 - - - 224 - 相爱，不要相战！ - - - 225 - 我，呃...家里灯忘了关了。得赶紧回去！ - - - 226 - 给我个电话号码，我回头再找你！ - - - 227 - 啊哈！ - - - 228 - 我满眼红色... - - - 229 - 可恶，我快失去意识了。 - - - 230 - 呃！ - - - 231 - 这...很疼！ - - - 232 - 你会，呃...后悔的。 - - - 233 - 我去！ - - - 234 - 卧槽...！ - - - 235 - 啊！ - - - 236 - 你娘的！ - - - 237 - 嗷，去你妈的！ - - - 238 - 操！你会遭到报应的！ - - - 239 - 你惹错人了！ - - - 240 - 你现在算是彻底惹怒我了。 - - - 241 - 这不算什么！ - - - 242 - 我还在这儿！ - - - 243 - 什么都没感觉到！ - - - 244 - 痛觉只是我肉体的弱点！ - - - 245 - 疼痛只是一种幻觉！ - - - 246 - 你以为你是谁？ - - - 247 - 嗷，来啊！ - - - 248 - 为什么是我！？ - - - 249 - 这打到你身上会比我更疼。 - - - 250 - 我对疼痛过敏！ - - - 251 - 嘿，卡多纳！迪迪女王向你问声好！ - - - 252 - 杀掉你这个反抗军的炮灰我就能晋级了！ - - - 253 - 卧槽，那是Gus Tarballs，我们死定了！ - - - 254 - 嘿！是“东部旷野”的成员啊！我是你的粉丝耶！ - - - 255 - 梆梆！就像“草泥马归来！”一样！ - - - 256 - 太多尘土，太多子弹！ - - - 257 - 骑上你的本田车滚蛋吧！ - - - 258 - 原谅我，这是我的罪责！ - - - 259 - 你的上帝在哪呢？！ - - - 260 - 神父，第五戒律算是什么？你个伪善者！ - - - 261 - 滚回棺材里去吧，你这个畸形的僵尸！ - - - 262 - 这个靶子真好打！ - - - 263 - 发现敌人！操，不可能打不中... - - - 264 - 除掉你这张丑脸就是在为人类做贡献！ - - - 265 - 嘿，宝贝，给我电话号码，我就不再朝你开枪了！ - - - 266 - 嘿，帅哥，给我电话号码，我就不再朝你开枪了！ - - - 267 - 那个疯女人是谁？ - - - 268 - 你干这个有点太老了吧，怪老头？ - - - 269 - 嫁给我吧！ - - - 270 - 可怜人！ - - - 271 - 你敢再来一遍？ - - - 272 - 别逼我过去！ - - - 273 - 你刚刚犯了一个大错误！ - - - 274 - 我要把那把枪从你冰冷的手中拿走！ - - - 275 - 你会后悔没打中的！ - - - 276 - 你在朝谁开枪啊？ - - - 277 - 谁教你开枪的？ - - - 278 - 你会为此付出代价的！ - - - 279 - 婊子养的！ - - - 280 - 垃圾！ - - - 281 - 废物！ - - - 282 - 你连试都不敢试了吗？ - - - 283 - 哈，想得美！ - - - 284 - 学学怎么开枪吧，新人！ - - - 285 - 做梦去吧！ - - - 286 - 技术平平！ - - - 287 - 那不可能发生的。 - - - 288 - 轰！ - - - 289 - 小孩不应该玩枪！ - - - 290 - 得了吧！ - - - 291 - 我外婆枪法都比你好！ - - - 292 - 枪法太烂，你该后悔了！ - - - 293 - 好险。 - - - 294 - 碰不到！ - - - 295 - 哦，不要让失望的心情影响到你。 - - - 296 - 回到厨房里去吧，女人，你该呆在那里！ - - - 297 - 差一点。 - - - 298 - 在努力点吧！ - - - 299 - 呼！ - - - 300 - 当然不！ - - - 301 - 也许下次吧！ - - - 302 - 不是今天！ - - - 303 - 很接近，但是没中。 - - - 304 - 吓我一跳。 - - - 305 - You son of a bitch! - - - 306 - I will destroy you! - - - 307 - Dead or alive, you're coming with me. - - - 308 - I kick ass for the queen! - - - 309 - I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! - - - 310 - Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! - - - 311 - Is that the best you can do? - - - 312 - Your life is over, asshole! - - - 313 - Very pretty, but can you fight? - - - 314 - Howdy, pardner! - - - 315 - I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - - - 316 - Viva la revolution! - - - 317 - Keep a place in hell for your queen! - - - 318 - Your move, creep! - - - 319 - Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - - - 320 - Shit, shit, shit... - - - 321 - We're all gonna die. - - - 322 - God help me. - - - 323 - We're in some real pretty shit now! - - - 324 - It is no dream! This is really happening! - - - 325 - Goddamnit. - - - 326 - I got a bad feeling on this one. - - - 327 - It's a goddamn commando squad! - - - 328 - Why this shit always happens to me!? - - - 329 - I can't deal with this anymore - - - 330 - What the hell am I going to do now? - - - 331 - I should get the hell out of here! - - - 332 - Oh no, how could this happen? - - - 333 - I will not fight those bastards alone! - - - 334 - Where is the goddamn cavalry? - - - 335 - I am outta here. - - - 336 - Doctor is in! - - - 337 - Operation succesful! - - - 338 - I'll carve ya up like a chicken! - - - 339 - Bleed for me! - - - 340 - I can't believe they're paying me for that! - - - 341 - You taste like chicken! - - - 342 - You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! - - - 343 - Chop chop chop! - - - 344 - Fresh meat! - - - 345 - I'll drink your blood! - - - 346 - I'll gut you like a fish! - - - 347 - Let's see what's inside this pinata! - - - 348 - When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! - - - 349 - You could use some shave! - - - 350 - Don't worry, it's disinfected! - - - 351 - Show me what you've got! - - - 352 - Time for harakiri, asshole! - - - 353 - Hey, you've got untied shoelace! - - - 354 - There's a mustard on your shirt! - - - 355 - Mmmmmincemeat! - - - 356 - Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! - - - 357 - I'll break your every single bone! - - - 358 - Need a nose job? - - - 359 - Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! - - - 360 - See? Girls can fight too! - - - 361 - Girls power! - - - 362 - Aaand you're dead. - - - 363 - Next! - - - 364 - That's just a beginning, fuckers! - - - 365 - Time to loot a corpse, I guess. - - - 366 - Nice job getting yourself killed. - - - 367 - You OK? You look kinda... dead! - - - 368 - Another one to my collection. - - - 369 - You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. - - - 370 - That door revolved one time too many... - - - 371 - Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. - - - 372 - Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. - - - 373 - I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! - - - 374 - I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! - - - 375 - I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! - - - 376 - Pathetic. - - - 377 - Amateur. - - - 378 - Let this be a lesson for all of you! - - - 379 - You asked for it. - - - 380 - Your luck ran out. - - - 381 - Time to pay the piper! - - - 382 - Someone, go check his pulse. - - - 383 - Someone, go check her pulse. - - - 384 - Adios! - - - 385 - Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... - - - 386 - Serves you right, you slut! - - - 387 - In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. - - - 388 - Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. - - - 389 - Goodnight sweet prince. - - - 390 - OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. - - - 391 - OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. - - - 392 - Diagnosis: negative! - - - 393 - It didn't have end up like this.! - - - 394 - I think I'll skip a lunch today. - - - 395 - Hahaha! Fucking awesome! - - - 396 - Fuck yeah! I love this job! - - - 397 - It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. - - - 398 - Boom, head shot! - - - 399 - Wow! - - - 400 - Mind blown! - - - 401 - I wasn't even trying. - - - 402 - Did somebody take a picture? - - - 403 - Pop goes the zit! - - - 404 - I warned you about mexican food! - - - 405 - What can I say, I'm a better draw. - - - 406 - I'm gonna miss your cinematography... - - - 407 - Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - - - 408 - Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! - - - 409 - No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! - - - 410 - Next time try shooting with open eyes! - - - 411 - Stop shaking! I can't hit you! - - - 412 - Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! - - - 413 - And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! - - - 414 - Couple? We're not married! - - - 415 - I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! - - - 416 - PX? What the fuck does it even mean? - - - 417 - No shit, Sherlock! - - - 418 - It will be one-way trip for you! - - - 419 - Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! - - - 420 - Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! - - - 421 - What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! - - - 422 - Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! - - - 423 - I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! - - - 424 - Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. - - - 425 - So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. - - - 426 - Indeed I do! - - - 427 - You know there's no such animal, right? - - - 428 - Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! - - - 429 - Trouble is my second name! - - - 430 - Like a bulldog! - - - 431 - You should be! - - - 432 - Your wish is my order! - - - 433 - Nobody ever does. - - - 434 - Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. - - - 435 - Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! - - - 436 - No, thank you! - - - 437 - Will see who's about to teach whom! - - - 438 - You're right! - - - 439 - You don't deserve a chance! - - - 440 - Horoscopes lie! - - - 441 - Ding dong! - - - 442 - It's still not too late! - - - 443 - We'll check ourselves! - - - 444 - Need bubbles, sir? - - - 445 - Did you just call me an ass!? - - - 446 - Whatever. - - - 447 - I didn't understand a single word! - - - 448 - It will only get closer! - - - 449 - I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. - - - 450 - You're the disease and I'm the cure. - - - 451 - I'm gonna blow your head off! - - - 452 - Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! - - - 453 - I eat Green Berets for breakfast! - - - 454 - You cowboys are finished! - - - 455 - Take this, you maggot! - - - 456 - I'm going to cut out your living guts! - - - 457 - Long live the queen! - - - 458 - Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! - - - 459 - Don't make me angry! - - - 460 - I must break you! - - - 461 - This is for the Queen! - - - 462 - The Queen says: Die! - - - 463 - Dying ain't much of a living, boy! - - - 464 - Dying ain't much of a living, girl! - - - 465 - Is that the best you can do? - - - 466 - Your life is over, asshole! - - - 467 - Very pretty, but can you fight? - - - 468 - Howdy, pardner! - - - 469 - I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - - - 470 - Viva la revolution! - - - 471 - Your move, creep! - - - 472 - Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - - - 473 - It's about to turn into full tournee! - - - 474 - "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? - - - 475 - As you wish! - - - 476 - Hey! I'm a lady! - - - 477 - I'll dig you one! Six feet under! - - - 478 - I guess there's no more room in hell... - - - 479 - Is this some kind of a joke? - - - 480 - They're coming to get us! - - - 481 - Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! - - - 482 - Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... - - - 483 - Really? I mean.. c'mon! - - - 484 - That's just fucked up! - - - 485 - What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? - - - 486 - Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! - - - 487 - I'll send you back to hell! - - - 488 - We'll need more paramedics! - - - 489 - Oh shit! It can smell my brain! - - - 490 - It's not zombie! He's infected! - - - 491 - Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... - - - 492 - It's alive! - - - 493 - Maybe it's friendly. - - - 494 - It's alive... ish. - - - 495 - Nothing's ever real until it's real. - - - 496 - They live! - - - 497 - There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... - - - 498 - I will not negotiate with undead! - - - 499 - So there IS a life after death! - - - 500 - Don't use the Z word! - - - 501 - Holy shit. Plot twist! - - - 502 - Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. - - - 503 - That's it, no more drugs for me. - - - 504 - I knew that movie was based on a true story! - - - 505 - You're one spooky motherfucker, man. - - - 506 - Oooh. Zombies. How original. - - - 507 - Zombie over here! - - - 508 - Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! - - - 509 - Undead! - - - 510 - This is a bad dream! - - - 511 - Blasphemy! - - - 512 - Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! - - - 513 - At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. - - - 514 - I'm scared to pieces! - - - 515 - It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. - - - 516 - It could be worse. They could be nazi! - - - 517 - Where's my lawnmower when I need it? - - - 518 - It's againt the nature, you freak! - - - 519 - Dead should stay dead. - - - 520 - Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. - - - 521 - No! I don't want to become one of you! - - - 522 - Stay away from my precious gray matter! - - - 523 - Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! - - - 524 - Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! - - - 525 - They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! - - - 526 - Not my face! My beautiful face! - - - 527 - The PAIN! - - - 528 - Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! - - - 529 - Does it hurt to be dead? - - - 530 - And stay dead! This time! - - - 531 - You're dead... again. - - - 532 - Rest in pieces! - - - 533 - If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. - - - 534 - Stay down! - - - 535 - Get back where you came from! - - - 536 - Zed is dead. - - - 537 - Yeah! See ya! - - - 538 - Punish! - - - 539 - Bingo! - - - 540 - I think you'll enjoy this. - - - 541 - I'll squash you like a bug! - - - 542 - Here comes Johnny! - - - 543 - Somebody call an ambulance! - - - 544 - My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! - - - 545 - Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! - - - 546 - OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! - - - 547 - Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! - - - 548 - Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? - - - 549 - Look what you've made me do... - - - 550 - Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! - - - 551 - Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! - - - 552 - Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! - - - 553 - Look who's come to the picnic! - - - 554 - You've got to be crazy to come here! - - - 555 - Now, you've got my attention! - - - 556 - You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - - - 557 - You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - - - 558 - Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... - - - 559 - Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! - - - 560 - How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! - - - 561 - You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? - - - 562 - Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... - - - 563 - Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! - - - 564 - Is that your best? - - - 565 - It's official: YOU SUCK! - - - 566 - You cannot hurt me! - - - 567 - Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? - - - 568 - I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! - - - 569 - Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! - - - 570 - Are you trying to piss me off? - - - 571 - Do you want to hurt me on purpose? - - - 572 - Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! - - - 573 - I'm going to beat the crap out of you! - - - 574 - If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! - - - 575 - That's it, you're fucking dead! - - - 576 - I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! - - - 577 - Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! - - - 578 - God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. - - - 579 - The army... I should have known better! - - - 580 - Coming here... What was I thinking? - - - 581 - I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. - - - 582 - No weapons! No friends! No hope! - - - 583 - If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... - - - 584 - HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! - - - 585 - Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! - - - 586 - Gee, whales can fight? - - - 587 - Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! - - - 588 - This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! - - - 589 - How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! - - - 590 - Over here, you morons! - - - 591 - Go to hell, Hellar! - - - 592 - Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? - - - 593 - It must be this time of the month! - - - 594 - Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! - - - 595 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 596 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 597 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 598 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 599 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 600 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 601 - Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - - - 602 - Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - - - 603 - Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! - - - 604 - Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - - - 605 - Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - - - 606 - OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! - - - 607 - Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. - - - 608 - Trust me. I'm a professional! - - - 609 - You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... - - - 610 - Nice boobs! Are these real? - - - 611 - You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? - - - 612 - Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. - - - 613 - Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! - - - 614 - You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! - - - 615 - I see you and now I can see through you! - - - 616 - Little enemies... little wounds! - - - 617 - I really hate needless violence. - - - 618 - Wow, you're even dumber than you look. - - - 619 - You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! - - - 620 - Were your parents siblings? - - - 621 - Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? - - - 622 - I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! - - - 623 - Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? - - - 624 - Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! - - - 625 - Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! - - - 626 - Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! - - - 627 - Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? - - - 628 - As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? - - - 629 - You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! - - - 630 - Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! - - - 631 - You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! - - - 632 - Guys, don't shoot the cushions! - - - 633 - It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! - - - 634 - How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - - - 635 - How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - - - 636 - Are you tryin' to make me look good? - - - 637 - Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! - - - 638 - Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! - - - 639 - Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? - - - 640 - Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? - - - 641 - Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - - - 642 - Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - - - 643 - Idiots! Idiots everywhere! - - - 644 - You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. - - - 645 - I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. - - - 646 - How's that karma tasting? Not so good? - - - 647 - Do you always take yourself so seriously? - - - 648 - Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. - - - 649 - Go bore someone else with your existence. - - - 650 - When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! - - - 651 - Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - - - 652 - Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - - - 653 - Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! - - - 654 - Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! - - - 655 - Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! - - - 656 - I'm scared to death! - - - 657 - Gee, that gave me goose bumps! - - - 658 - Speak of the devil! - - - 659 - Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! - - - 660 - OK, that was the last straw! - - - 661 - If I throw a stick, will you go away? - - - 662 - How can I miss you if you won't go away? - - - 663 - Hold my beer and watch this! - - - 664 - Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! - - - 665 - Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! - - - 666 - Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - - - 667 - Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - - - 668 - I thought your purpose was to die! - - - 669 - Hey, dickless! Over here! - - - 670 - Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? - - - 671 - Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! - - - 672 - Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? - - - 673 - Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? - - - 674 - Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? - - - 675 - Did your parents have any children that lived? - - - 676 - You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! - - - 677 - Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. - - - 678 - Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! - - - 679 - If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! - - - 680 - That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! - - - 681 - What? Hello? I can't hear anything! - - - 682 - Argh! My ears are bleeding! - - - 683 - What's this ringing? - - - 684 - Huh? It's all silent... - - - 685 - Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? - - - 686 - Fuck, my eyeballs! - - - 687 - I can't see shit! - - - 688 - Who turned off the light?! - - - 689 - Oh, my eyes! - - - 690 - Oh God, I'm blind! - - - 691 - Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! - - - 692 - Somebody help me! I can't see! - - - 693 - You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! - - - 694 - My eyes are on fire! - - - 695 - Cover me, I'm reloading! - - - 696 - I'm out, reloading! - - - 697 - I'm out, reloading! - - - 698 - Gotta reload! - - - 699 - Reloading! - - - 700 - I'm all out! - - - 701 - I'm running dry over here! - - - 702 - Need more ammo! - - - 703 - I'm out of bullets! - - - 704 - I'm leaking! - - - 705 - I'm bleeding! - - - 706 - Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! - - - 707 - Mmmm... blood. - - - 708 - I need medical attention! - - - 709 - I'm spilling blood! - - - 710 - I... can't... catch a breath... - - - 711 - My... lungs... - - - 712 - Gas! Oh... - - - 713 - I can't breath! - - - 714 - It burns! - - - 715 - Don't worry, I'll send you some! - - - 716 - I'll show you! - - - 717 - You'll wish you wouldn't ask! - - - 718 - You got it wrong, let me educate you! - - - 719 - Was that a rhetorical question? - - - 720 - Now whose fault is it, if your cocksucker boss buys second hand guns? - - - 721 - And soon so will be you! - - - 722 - The only thing layin' low here, is you bitch! - - - 723 - Yeah right, that's why you're sweating! - - - 724 - Guess again! That wasn't your horoscope! - - - 725 - Advice for today: avoid long travels, new relationships and BULLETS! - - - 726 - Mine said I will kill a lot of people today! I hope it will come true too! - - - 727 - Do people seriously believe in these things? Pathetic. - - - 728 - Tough? I could make that shot with eyes closed. - - - 729 - And that's just the beginning! - - - 730 - He loves you no more! - - - 731 - OK, this one's out. Next! - - - 732 - You'll be sorry for saying that! - - - 733 - Well, now we can play hide and seek! - - - 734 - You're right! It's the whole company here! - - - 735 - No, loser! You should have used the plural! Guys, lot's of guys! - - - 736 - Will see about that... - - - 737 - No, it doesn't, but don't worry, we'll be gentle! - - - 738 - Nice grammar, asshole! - - - 739 - Need supplies, wacko? - - - 740 - Here, I'll give you some! - - - 741 - No, you just suck, that's it! No air involved! - - - 742 - Never got this - why bring a knife to a gun fight? - - - 743 - Funny indeed, we had so much fun with him as a target practice! - - - 744 - I know some jokes too. For example: you're a joke! - - - 745 - Hey man, the gun isn't stupid, you are! - - - 746 - Suits you fine, huh? - - - 747 - Relax! Why make such a fuss? - - - 748 - The only thing you're gonna get is your butt kicked! - - - 749 - Oh yeah? Wait for the next one! - - - 750 - It was just a warning shot! - - - 751 - I'll scratch you to death! - - - 752 - That's not a scratch. It's a fucking canyon! - - - 753 - No. You need to die! - - - 754 - I'll dig you one too with it! - - - 755 - Kiss my ass! - - - 756 - Fireball? What the fuck do you think this is? Street Fighter Alpha 3? - - - 757 - It's OK, I'm here. Follow my voice! - - - 758 - That's what she said! - - - 759 - Please, let it be a close encounter of the sexy kind! - - - 760 - We are here, we are queer... fuck, that sounded wrong! - - - 761 - We are here, we are queer... wait, that came out wrong... oops, this too! - - - 762 - I'm ready any time you are! - - - 763 - Why not? Have you never had a threesome? - - - 764 - Now, now, you're hurting our feelings! - - - 765 - Come on, there's always a room to try something new! - - - 766 - Don't worry, it will be just a "gun bang"! - - - 767 - Guys, she just needs a loaded gun! - - - 768 - Come over here, I'll give you some. - - - 769 - Is that how it's called these days? - - - 770 - I bet that's what you've said the first time too! - - - 771 - What did you just say? Wolf? We've got plenty of them... - - - 772 - Oh, now I'm getting jelous. - - - 773 - I can help you to deal with the grief, if you want! - - - 774 - We've got plenty of bears too... Hans, come over here! - - - 775 - Where? Where? - - - 776 - Maybe I could help you with that? - - - 777 - You need to empty the chamber... - - - 778 - But that's nothing new for you, eh? - - - 779 - Damn, that doesn't even deserve a witty response! - - - 780 - Are you even listening what you're saying? - - - 781 - Oh, I'll give you one! Just you wait! - - - 782 - You should consider changing your masseur. I volunteer! - - - 783 - Yeah, I bet you did. God. - - - 784 - Oooh. Not today! - - - 785 - No! - - - 786 - Anything for you, princess. - - - 787 - I work this way on women. - - - 788 - Are you doing this on purpose? - - - 789 - Pffft. - - - 790 - Pffft. - - - 791 - I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that. - - - 792 - Hold on! 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(320 letters) - - - 1 - Sucker! - - - 2 - Suck on this! - - - 3 - Say hello to my lil' friend! - - - 4 - Come get some! - - - 5 - You're mine! - - - 6 - Die! - - - 7 - You scared, motherfucker? - - - 8 - This gonna hurt! - - - 9 - Eat shit and die! - - - 10 - Send me a postcard from HELL! - - - 11 - Come to daddy! - - - 12 - Come to momma! - - - 13 - I'll chop your balls off! - - - 14 - You'll be six feet under in no time! - - - 15 - Gonna send ya home in a pine box, loser! - - - 16 - Hey, wanna play? - - - 17 - Hey, gimme that! - - - 18 - Nice toy! - - - 19 - You should have stayed home, bitch! - - - 20 - You should have stayed home, fucker! - - - 21 - Die, vermin! - - - 22 - Feeling scared? - - - 23 - Dance for me! - - - 24 - How fun! - - - 25 - Dakka-dakka-dakka! - - - 26 - Guns don't kill people, I do! - - - 27 - I'm the best! - - - 28 - Kneel before me, loser! - - - 29 - Come on! I don't got all day! - - - 30 - Eat lead! - - - 31 - I'm better than you! - - - 32 - You fucked with the wrong man! - - - 33 - You fucked with the wrong woman! - - - 34 - Stop wasting my time! - - - 35 - You deserve it! - - - 36 - Yeah! - - - 37 - That's right! - - - 38 - You're dead. - - - 39 - How ya like it? - - - 40 - You had it coming! - - - 41 - Why, hello there! - - - 42 - Say "cheese"! - - - 43 - Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! - - - 44 - Could you just please die? - - - 45 - Garbage day! - - - 46 - Barbecue time! - - - 47 - Suck it down! - - - 48 - Bam! - - - 49 - Kaboom! - - - 50 - Dodge this! - - - 51 - I like it! - - - 52 - Hahaha! - - - 53 - Die in fire, bitch! - - - 54 - Die in fire, son-of-a-bitch! - - - 55 - Say your prayers! - - - 56 - Hell yeah! - - - 57 - There's no kill like overkill! - - - 58 - My gun's bigger than yours! - - - 59 - I got a present for ya! - - - 60 - Watch and learn. - - - 61 - Special delivery! - - - 62 - You should see your face now! - - - 63 - Didn't see THAT coming, ha? - - - 64 - Check mate! - - - 65 - I always wanted to do this. - - - 66 - Peace through power! - - - 67 - This job ain't that bad. - - - 68 - Now I remember why I joined army! - - - 69 - Ooh, somebody stop me! - - - 70 - You're welcome! - - - 71 - There goes the neighborhood! - - - 72 - Denied! - - - 73 - Gonna scalp ya, sucker! - - - 74 - Come to papa. - - - 75 - Show me your guts! - - - 76 - I'll rip you to pieces! - - - 77 - Motherfucker! - - - 78 - I can smell your fear! - - - 79 - I'll bash your skull in! - - - 80 - I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! - - - 81 - Chaaarge! - - - 82 - Guns are for pussies! - - - 83 - Your ass is mine! - - - 84 - I'll rip you fucking legs out of your ass! - - - 85 - Welcome to world of pain. I'll be your guide! - - - 86 - I'll slice ya up like a mango! - - - 87 - Heads are gonna roll! - - - 88 - Closing in! - - - 89 - Ready or not, here I come! - - - 90 - It's time to get personal! - - - 91 - Stop me if you can! - - - 92 - You and me! No rules! Come on, coward! - - - 93 - You don't leave me a choice! - - - 94 - I'll kill you! - - - 95 - Who needs guns anyway? - - - 96 - I'll stab you until you say "ouch, I'm dead"! - - - 97 - How 'bout a facelift? - - - 98 - It's Christmas! And you've been VERY naughty! - - - 99 - I warn you! I watched "Enter the Dragon" TWICE! - - - 100 - Hugs! - - - 101 - I promise it won't hurt... much. - - - 102 - Tag! - - - 103 - Shit, I can't believe I'm doing this! - - - 104 - Catch! - - - 105 - Here ya go! - - - 106 - Pop goes the weasel. - - - 107 - This one's for you. - - - 108 - Muahaha! - - - 109 - Catch this, swine! - - - 110 - Choke on this! - - - 111 - Snack on that! - - - 112 - How 'bout some acupuncture? - - - 113 - Bullseye! - - - 114 - Here's a token of my gratitude! - - - 115 - Do you like shiny things? - - - 116 - Here, keep it! - - - 117 - No returns! - - - 118 - Incoming! - - - 119 - Take cover! - - - 120 - Grenade! - - - 121 - Have more where it came from! - - - 122 - Fire in the hole! - - - 123 - Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! - 1 - - - 124 - Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. - 1 - - - 125 - Can someone check out these noises? - 1 - 1 - - - 126 - Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. - 1 - 1 - - - 127 - Let me guess, another false alarm. - 1 - 1 - - - 128 - They're here! - 1 - - - 129 - Now the fun can start! - - - 130 - I've waited for this looong time. - - - 131 - Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! - - - 132 - They have no idea what they are in for... - - - 133 - Everyone get ready! - - - 134 - Killing time! - - - 135 - I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! - - - 136 - Finally! Some carnage! - - - 137 - Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! - - - 138 - Finally, my training will pay off. - - - 139 - Everybody, wake up! - - - 140 - Time to earn my paycheck... - - - 141 - Now I'll be able to prove myself. - - - 142 - We have tactical advantage! - - - 143 - Maybe I'll get a medal! - - - 144 - We're under attack! - - - 145 - Oh, ain't that just great? - - - 146 - Can't guy get a nap around here? - - - 147 - Enemy attack. That's something new. - - - 148 - Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. - - - 149 - I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. - - - 150 - Fantastic. - - - 151 - "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. - - - 152 - Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! - - - 153 - Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. - - - 154 - Take positions! - - - 155 - I hoped this would never happen... - - - 156 - Fire at will! - - - 157 - It was bound to happen eventually. - - - 158 - I heard that! - - - 159 - Who's there? - - - 160 - What was that? - - - 161 - Hey! What the... - - - 162 - Show yourself! - - - 163 - I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! - - - 164 - What the hell was that? - - - 165 - I'm not deaf, you know? - - - 166 - Hey! - - - 167 - Come out, coward! - - - 168 - Hey! Who's making all that racket? - - - 169 - Just show yourself, wherever you are! - - - 170 - Hey! I've heard something suspicious! - - - 171 - Anybody there? - - - 172 - Shoulda check it out. - - - 173 - Is someone being clever? - - - 174 - Strange noises... - - - 175 - Can someone else check it out, please? - - - 176 - It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! - - - 177 - Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. - - - 178 - Da'ffff...! - - - 179 - Big mistake! - - - 180 - Holy crap! - - - 181 - Enemy! - - - 182 - Enemy!!! - - - 183 - Alert! Alert! - - - 184 - There is one! - - - 185 - Intruders! - - - 186 - We've got company! - - - 187 - Prepare to suffer! - - - 188 - Holy shit! - - - 189 - Oh, hi. - - - 190 - I spy with my little eye! - - - 191 - I have a sigthing! - - - 192 - Enemy forces! - - - 193 - Enemy detected! - - - 194 - Enemy over here! - - - 195 - We're in some real shit... - - - 196 - It was all part of my plan! - - - 197 - I've had enough! - - - 198 - Oh my God! - - - 199 - They ain't paying us enough for this shit... - - - 200 - When did things go so wrong? - - - 201 - I'll be back! With friends! - - - 202 - You'll pay for that... the other day! - - - 203 - You're not playing fair! - - - 204 - Don't think you I will forgive ya! - - - 205 - Mommy! - - - 206 - I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! - - - 207 - I'll leave you alive... for now. - - - 208 - Enough is enough! - - - 209 - Screw this! I'm outta here! - - - 210 - Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! - - - 211 - Tactical retreat! - - - 212 - I've seen enough. - - - 213 - Nope, nope, nope. - - - 214 - Run to the hills! - - - 215 - Let's call it a draw. - - - 216 - They said "join the army". Not for this shit! - - - 217 - I regret nothing! - - - 218 - Game over, man! - - - 219 - Let's be friends! - - - 220 - Party's over! - - - 221 - Violence is not an answer! - - - 222 - I'm too beautiful to die! - - - 223 - Screw you guys, I'm going home! - - - 224 - Make love, not war! - - - 225 - I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! - - - 226 - Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! - - - 227 - Aaaggh! - - - 228 - I see red... - - - 229 - Damn, I'm barely conscious. - - - 230 - Ugh! - - - 231 - This... hurts! - - - 232 - You will regret... uhh... this. - - - 233 - Crap! - - - 234 - What the...! - - - 235 - Ouch! - - - 236 - You fuck! - - - 237 - Oh, you piece of shit! - - - 238 - Fuck, you'll pay for that! - - - 239 - You fucked with the wrong guy! - - - 240 - Now you have... pissed me off. - - - 241 - It was nothing! - - - 242 - I'm still here! - - - 243 - Didn't feel a thing! - - - 244 - Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! - - - 245 - Pain is just an illusion! - - - 246 - Who do you think you are? - - - 247 - Oh, come on! - - - 248 - Why me?! - - - 249 - This hurts you more then it hurts me. - - - 250 - I'm allergic to pain! - - - 251 - Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! - - - 252 - I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! - - - 253 - Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! - - - 254 - Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! - - - 255 - Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! - - - 256 - Much Dust, Many Bullets! - - - 257 - Get back on your Honda, and travel away! - - - 258 - Forgive me, for I have sinned! - - - 259 - Where's your God now?! - - - 260 - Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! - - - 261 - Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! - - - 262 - Now that's an easy target! - - - 263 - Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... - - - 264 - I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! - - - 265 - Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! - - - 266 - Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! - - - 267 - Who's that psycho chick? - - - 268 - Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? - - - 269 - Marry me! - - - 270 - Pathetic! - - - 271 - Try again, I dare ya. - - - 272 - Don't make me go over there! - - - 273 - You've just made a big mistake! - - - 274 - I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! - - - 275 - You'll regret missing! - - - 276 - Who were you shootin' at? - - - 277 - Who learned you to shoot? - - - 278 - You'll pay for that! - - - 279 - Son of a bitch! - - - 280 - You suck! - - - 281 - Lame! - - - 282 - Are you even trying? - - - 283 - Ha, you wish! - - - 284 - Learn how to shoot, rookie! - - - 285 - In your dream! - - - 286 - I'm not impressed! - - - 287 - That ain't gonna happen. - - - 288 - Booooo! - - - 289 - Children shouldn't play with guns! - - - 290 - Nice try! - - - 291 - My grandma's a better shot! - - - 292 - That shot was bad and you should feel bad! - - - 293 - Close enough. - - - 294 - Can't touch this! - - - 295 - Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. - - - 296 - Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! - - - 297 - Was close. - - - 298 - Try harder! - - - 299 - Whew! - - - 300 - Hell no! - - - 301 - Maybe next time! - - - 302 - Not today! - - - 303 - Close, but no cigar. - - - 304 - That woke me up. - - - 305 - You son of a bitch! - - - 306 - I will destroy you! - - - 307 - Dead or alive, you're coming with me. - - - 308 - I kick ass for the queen! - - - 309 - I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! - - - 310 - Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! - - - 311 - Is that the best you can do? - - - 312 - Your life is over, asshole! - - - 313 - Very pretty, but can you fight? - - - 314 - Howdy, pardner! - - - 315 - I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - - - 316 - Viva la revolution! - - - 317 - Keep a place in hell for your queen! - - - 318 - Your move, creep! - - - 319 - Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - - - 320 - Shit, shit, shit... - - - 321 - We're all gonna die. - - - 322 - God help me. - - - 323 - We're in some real pretty shit now! - - - 324 - It is no dream! This is really happening! - - - 325 - Goddamnit. - - - 326 - I got a bad feeling on this one. - - - 327 - It's a goddamn commando squad! - - - 328 - Why this shit always happens to me!? - - - 329 - I can't deal with this anymore - - - 330 - What the hell am I going to do now? - - - 331 - I should get the hell out of here! - - - 332 - Oh no, how could this happen? - - - 333 - I will not fight those bastards alone! - - - 334 - Where is the goddamn cavalry? - - - 335 - I am outta here. - - - 336 - Doctor is in! - - - 337 - Operation succesful! - - - 338 - I'll carve ya up like a chicken! - - - 339 - Bleed for me! - - - 340 - I can't believe they're paying me for that! - - - 341 - You taste like chicken! - - - 342 - You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! - - - 343 - Chop chop chop! - - - 344 - Fresh meat! - - - 345 - I'll drink your blood! - - - 346 - I'll gut you like a fish! - - - 347 - Let's see what's inside this pinata! - - - 348 - When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! - - - 349 - You could use some shave! - - - 350 - Don't worry, it's disinfected! - - - 351 - Show me what you've got! - - - 352 - Time for harakiri, asshole! - - - 353 - Hey, you've got untied shoelace! - - - 354 - There's a mustard on your shirt! - - - 355 - Mmmmmincemeat! - - - 356 - Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! - - - 357 - I'll break your every single bone! - - - 358 - Need a nose job? - - - 359 - Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! - - - 360 - See? Girls can fight too! - - - 361 - Girls power! - - - 362 - Aaand you're dead. - - - 363 - Next! - - - 364 - That's just a beginning, fuckers! - - - 365 - Time to loot a corpse, I guess. - - - 366 - Nice job getting yourself killed. - - - 367 - You OK? You look kinda... dead! - - - 368 - Another one to my collection. - - - 369 - You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. - - - 370 - That door revolved one time too many... - - - 371 - Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. - - - 372 - Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. - - - 373 - I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! - - - 374 - I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! - - - 375 - I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! - - - 376 - Pathetic. - - - 377 - Amateur. - - - 378 - Let this be a lesson for all of you! - - - 379 - You asked for it. - - - 380 - Your luck ran out. - - - 381 - Time to pay the piper! - - - 382 - Someone, go check his pulse. - - - 383 - Someone, go check her pulse. - - - 384 - Adios! - - - 385 - Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... - - - 386 - Serves you right, you slut! - - - 387 - In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. - - - 388 - Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. - - - 389 - Goodnight sweet prince. - - - 390 - OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. - - - 391 - OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. - - - 392 - Diagnosis: negative! - - - 393 - It didn't have end up like this.! - - - 394 - I think I'll skip a lunch today. - - - 395 - Hahaha! Fucking awesome! - - - 396 - Fuck yeah! I love this job! - - - 397 - It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. - - - 398 - Boom, head shot! - - - 399 - Wow! - - - 400 - Mind blown! - - - 401 - I wasn't even trying. - - - 402 - Did somebody take a picture? - - - 403 - Pop goes the zit! - - - 404 - I warned you about mexican food! - - - 405 - What can I say, I'm a better draw. - - - 406 - I'm gonna miss your cinematography... - - - 407 - Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - - - 408 - Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! - - - 409 - No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! - - - 410 - Next time try shooting with open eyes! - - - 411 - Stop shaking! I can't hit you! - - - 412 - Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! - - - 413 - And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! - - - 414 - Couple? We're not married! - - - 415 - I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! - - - 416 - PX? What the fuck does it even mean? - - - 417 - No shit, Sherlock! - - - 418 - It will be one-way trip for you! - - - 419 - Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! - - - 420 - Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! - - - 421 - What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! - - - 422 - Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! - - - 423 - I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! - - - 424 - Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. - - - 425 - So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. - - - 426 - Indeed I do! - - - 427 - You know there's no such animal, right? - - - 428 - Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! - - - 429 - Trouble is my second name! - - - 430 - Like a bulldog! - - - 431 - You should be! - - - 432 - Your wish is my order! - - - 433 - Nobody ever does. - - - 434 - Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. - - - 435 - Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! - - - 436 - No, thank you! - - - 437 - Will see who's about to teach whom! - - - 438 - You're right! - - - 439 - You don't deserve a chance! - - - 440 - Horoscopes lie! - - - 441 - Ding dong! - - - 442 - It's still not too late! - - - 443 - We'll check ourselves! - - - 444 - Need bubbles, sir? - - - 445 - Did you just call me an ass!? - - - 446 - Whatever. - - - 447 - I didn't understand a single word! - - - 448 - It will only get closer! - - - 449 - I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. - - - 450 - You're the disease and I'm the cure. - - - 451 - I'm gonna blow your head off! - - - 452 - Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! - - - 453 - I eat Green Berets for breakfast! - - - 454 - You cowboys are finished! - - - 455 - Take this, you maggot! - - - 456 - I'm going to cut out your living guts! - - - 457 - Long live the queen! - - - 458 - Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! - - - 459 - Don't make me angry! - - - 460 - I must break you! - - - 461 - This is for the Queen! - - - 462 - The Queen says: Die! - - - 463 - Dying ain't much of a living, boy! - - - 464 - Dying ain't much of a living, girl! - - - 465 - Is that the best you can do? - - - 466 - Your life is over, asshole! - - - 467 - Very pretty, but can you fight? - - - 468 - Howdy, pardner! - - - 469 - I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - - - 470 - Viva la revolution! - - - 471 - Your move, creep! - - - 472 - Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - - - 473 - It's about to turn into full tournee! - - - 474 - "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? - - - 475 - As you wish! - - - 476 - Hey! I'm a lady! - - - 477 - I'll dig you one! Six feet under! - - - 478 - I guess there's no more room in hell... - - - 479 - Is this some kind of a joke? - - - 480 - They're coming to get us! - - - 481 - Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! - - - 482 - Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... - - - 483 - Really? I mean.. c'mon! - - - 484 - That's just fucked up! - - - 485 - What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? - - - 486 - Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! - - - 487 - I'll send you back to hell! - - - 488 - We'll need more paramedics! - - - 489 - Oh shit! It can smell my brain! - - - 490 - It's not zombie! He's infected! - - - 491 - Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... - - - 492 - It's alive! - - - 493 - Maybe it's friendly. - - - 494 - It's alive... ish. - - - 495 - Nothing's ever real until it's real. - - - 496 - They live! - - - 497 - There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... - - - 498 - I will not negotiate with undead! - - - 499 - So there IS a life after death! - - - 500 - Don't use the Z word! - - - 501 - Holy shit. Plot twist! - - - 502 - Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. - - - 503 - That's it, no more drugs for me. - - - 504 - I knew that movie was based on a true story! - - - 505 - You're one spooky motherfucker, man. - - - 506 - Oooh. Zombies. How original. - - - 507 - Zombie over here! - - - 508 - Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! - - - 509 - Undead! - - - 510 - This is a bad dream! - - - 511 - Blasphemy! - - - 512 - Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! - - - 513 - At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. - - - 514 - I'm scared to pieces! - - - 515 - It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. - - - 516 - It could be worse. They could be nazi! - - - 517 - Where's my lawnmower when I need it? - - - 518 - It's againt the nature, you freak! - - - 519 - Dead should stay dead. - - - 520 - Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. - - - 521 - No! I don't want to become one of you! - - - 522 - Stay away from my precious gray matter! - - - 523 - Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! - - - 524 - Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! - - - 525 - They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! - - - 526 - Not my face! My beautiful face! - - - 527 - The PAIN! - - - 528 - Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! - - - 529 - Does it hurt to be dead? - - - 530 - And stay dead! This time! - - - 531 - You're dead... again. - - - 532 - Rest in pieces! - - - 533 - If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. - - - 534 - Stay down! - - - 535 - Get back where you came from! - - - 536 - Zed is dead. - - - 537 - Yeah! See ya! - - - 538 - Punish! - - - 539 - Bingo! - - - 540 - I think you'll enjoy this. - - - 541 - I'll squash you like a bug! - - - 542 - Here comes Johnny! - - - 543 - Somebody call an ambulance! - - - 544 - My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! - - - 545 - Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! - - - 546 - OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! - - - 547 - Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! - - - 548 - Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? - - - 549 - Look what you've made me do... - - - 550 - Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! - - - 551 - Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! - - - 552 - Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! - - - 553 - Look who's come to the picnic! - - - 554 - You've got to be crazy to come here! - - - 555 - Now, you've got my attention! - - - 556 - You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - - - 557 - You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - - - 558 - Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... - - - 559 - Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! - - - 560 - How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! - - - 561 - You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? - - - 562 - Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... - - - 563 - Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! - - - 564 - Is that your best? - - - 565 - It's official: YOU SUCK! - - - 566 - You cannot hurt me! - - - 567 - Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? - - - 568 - I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! - - - 569 - Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! - - - 570 - Are you trying to piss me off? - - - 571 - Do you want to hurt me on purpose? - - - 572 - Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! - - - 573 - I'm going to beat the crap out of you! - - - 574 - If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! - - - 575 - That's it, you're fucking dead! - - - 576 - I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! - - - 577 - Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! - - - 578 - God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. - - - 579 - The army... I should have known better! - - - 580 - Coming here... What was I thinking? - - - 581 - I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. - - - 582 - No weapons! No friends! No hope! - - - 583 - If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... - - - 584 - HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! - - - 585 - Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! - - - 586 - Gee, whales can fight? - - - 587 - Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! - - - 588 - This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! - - - 589 - How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! - - - 590 - Over here, you morons! - - - 591 - Go to hell, Hellar! - - - 592 - Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? - - - 593 - It must be this time of the month! - - - 594 - Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! - - - 595 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 596 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 597 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 598 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 599 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 600 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 601 - Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - - - 602 - Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - - - 603 - Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! - - - 604 - Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - - - 605 - Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - - - 606 - OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! - - - 607 - Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. - - - 608 - Trust me. I'm a professional! - - - 609 - You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... - - - 610 - Nice boobs! Are these real? - - - 611 - You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? - - - 612 - Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. - - - 613 - Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! - - - 614 - You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! - - - 615 - I see you and now I can see through you! - - - 616 - Little enemies... little wounds! - - - 617 - I really hate needless violence. - - - 618 - Wow, you're even dumber than you look. - - - 619 - You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! - - - 620 - Were your parents siblings? - - - 621 - Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? - - - 622 - I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! - - - 623 - Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? - - - 624 - Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! - - - 625 - Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! - - - 626 - Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! - - - 627 - Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? - - - 628 - As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? - - - 629 - You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! - - - 630 - Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! - - - 631 - You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! - - - 632 - Guys, don't shoot the cushions! - - - 633 - It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! - - - 634 - How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - - - 635 - How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - - - 636 - Are you tryin' to make me look good? - - - 637 - Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! - - - 638 - Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! - - - 639 - Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? - - - 640 - Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? - - - 641 - Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - - - 642 - Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - - - 643 - Idiots! Idiots everywhere! - - - 644 - You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. - - - 645 - I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. - - - 646 - How's that karma tasting? Not so good? - - - 647 - Do you always take yourself so seriously? - - - 648 - Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. - - - 649 - Go bore someone else with your existence. - - - 650 - When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! - - - 651 - Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - - - 652 - Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - - - 653 - Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! - - - 654 - Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! - - - 655 - Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! - - - 656 - I'm scared to death! - - - 657 - Gee, that gave me goose bumps! - - - 658 - Speak of the devil! - - - 659 - Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! - - - 660 - OK, that was the last straw! - - - 661 - If I throw a stick, will you go away? - - - 662 - How can I miss you if you won't go away? - - - 663 - Hold my beer and watch this! - - - 664 - Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! - - - 665 - Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! - - - 666 - Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - - - 667 - Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - - - 668 - I thought your purpose was to die! - - - 669 - Hey, dickless! Over here! - - - 670 - Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? - - - 671 - Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! - - - 672 - Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? - - - 673 - Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? - - - 674 - Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? - - - 675 - Did your parents have any children that lived? - - - 676 - You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! - - - 677 - Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. - - - 678 - Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! - - - 679 - If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! - - - 680 - That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! - - - 681 - What? Hello? I can't hear anything! - - - 682 - Argh! My ears are bleeding! - - - 683 - What's this ringing? - - - 684 - Huh? It's all silent... - - - 685 - Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? - - - 686 - Fuck, my eyeballs! - - - 687 - I can't see shit! - - - 688 - Who turned off the light?! - - - 689 - Oh, my eyes! - - - 690 - Oh God, I'm blind! - - - 691 - Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! - - - 692 - Somebody help me! I can't see! - - - 693 - You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! - - - 694 - My eyes are on fire! - - - 695 - Cover me, I'm reloading! - - - 696 - I'm out, reloading! - - - 697 - I'm out, reloading! - - - 698 - Gotta reload! - - - 699 - Reloading! - - - 700 - I'm all out! - - - 701 - I'm running dry over here! - - - 702 - Need more ammo! - - - 703 - I'm out of bullets! - - - 704 - I'm leaking! - - - 705 - I'm bleeding! - - - 706 - Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! - - - 707 - Mmmm... blood. - - - 708 - I need medical attention! - - - 709 - I'm spilling blood! - - - 710 - I... can't... catch a breath... - - - 711 - My... lungs... - - - 712 - Gas! Oh... - - - 713 - I can't breath! - - - 714 - It burns! - - - 715 - Don't worry, I'll send you some! - - - 716 - I'll show you! - - - 717 - You'll wish you wouldn't ask! - - - 718 - You got it wrong, let me educate you! - - - 719 - Was that a rhetorical question? - - - 720 - Now whose fault is it, if your cocksucker boss buys second hand guns? - - - 721 - And soon so will be you! - - - 722 - The only thing layin' low here, is you bitch! - - - 723 - Yeah right, that's why you're sweating! - - - 724 - Guess again! That wasn't your horoscope! - - - 725 - Advice for today: avoid long travels, new relationships and BULLETS! - - - 726 - Mine said I will kill a lot of people today! I hope it will come true too! - - - 727 - Do people seriously believe in these things? Pathetic. - - - 728 - Tough? I could make that shot with eyes closed. - - - 729 - And that's just the beginning! - - - 730 - He loves you no more! - - - 731 - OK, this one's out. Next! - - - 732 - You'll be sorry for saying that! - - - 733 - Well, now we can play hide and seek! - - - 734 - You're right! It's the whole company here! - - - 735 - No, loser! You should have used the plural! Guys, lot's of guys! - - - 736 - Will see about that... - - - 737 - No, it doesn't, but don't worry, we'll be gentle! - - - 738 - Nice grammar, asshole! - - - 739 - Need supplies, wacko? - - - 740 - Here, I'll give you some! - - - 741 - No, you just suck, that's it! No air involved! - - - 742 - Never got this - why bring a knife to a gun fight? - - - 743 - Funny indeed, we had so much fun with him as a target practice! - - - 744 - I know some jokes too. For example: you're a joke! - - - 745 - Hey man, the gun isn't stupid, you are! - - - 746 - Suits you fine, huh? - - - 747 - Relax! Why make such a fuss? - - - 748 - The only thing you're gonna get is your butt kicked! - - - 749 - Oh yeah? Wait for the next one! - - - 750 - It was just a warning shot! - - - 751 - I'll scratch you to death! - - - 752 - That's not a scratch. It's a fucking canyon! - - - 753 - No. You need to die! - - - 754 - I'll dig you one too with it! - - - 755 - Kiss my ass! - - - 756 - Fireball? What the fuck do you think this is? Street Fighter Alpha 3? - - - 757 - It's OK, I'm here. Follow my voice! - - - 758 - That's what she said! - - - 759 - Please, let it be a close encounter of the sexy kind! - - - 760 - We are here, we are queer... fuck, that sounded wrong! - - - 761 - We are here, we are queer... wait, that came out wrong... oops, this too! - - - 762 - I'm ready any time you are! - - - 763 - Why not? Have you never had a threesome? - - - 764 - Now, now, you're hurting our feelings! - - - 765 - Come on, there's always a room to try something new! - - - 766 - Don't worry, it will be just a "gun bang"! - - - 767 - Guys, she just needs a loaded gun! - - - 768 - Come over here, I'll give you some. - - - 769 - Is that how it's called these days? - - - 770 - I bet that's what you've said the first time too! - - - 771 - What did you just say? Wolf? We've got plenty of them... - - - 772 - Oh, now I'm getting jelous. - - - 773 - I can help you to deal with the grief, if you want! - - - 774 - We've got plenty of bears too... Hans, come over here! - - - 775 - Where? Where? - - - 776 - Maybe I could help you with that? - - - 777 - You need to empty the chamber... - - - 778 - But that's nothing new for you, eh? - - - 779 - Damn, that doesn't even deserve a witty response! - - - 780 - Are you even listening what you're saying? - - - 781 - Oh, I'll give you one! Just you wait! - - - 782 - You should consider changing your masseur. I volunteer! - - - 783 - Yeah, I bet you did. God. - - - 784 - Oooh. Not today! - - - 785 - No! - - - 786 - Anything for you, princess. - - - 787 - I work this way on women. - - - 788 - Are you doing this on purpose? - - - 789 - Pffft. - - - 790 - Pffft. - - - 791 - I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that. - - - 792 - Hold on! I'll just drop my clothes, get my rescue tube and I'm coming to save you! - - \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir-languages/Dutch_Version/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/Dutch.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/Dutch_Version/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/Dutch.EnemyTaunts.xml index b97258e5d..96eb91451 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/Dutch_Version/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/Dutch.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/Dutch_Version/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/Dutch.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1,3184 +1,189 @@ - 0 + 0 Taunt! (320 letters) - - - 1 - Sucker! - - - 2 - Suck on this! - - - 3 - Say hello to my lil' friend! - - - 4 - Come get some! - - - 5 - You're mine! - - - 6 - Die! - - - 7 - You scared, motherfucker? - - - 8 - This gonna hurt! - - - 9 - Eat shit and die! - - - 10 - Send me a postcard from HELL! - - - 11 - Come to daddy! - - - 12 - Come to momma! - - - 13 - I'll chop your balls off! - - - 14 - You'll be six feet under in no time! - - - 15 - Gonna send ya home in a pine box, loser! - - - 16 - Hey, wanna play? - - - 17 - Hey, gimme that! - - - 18 - Nice toy! - - - 19 - You should have stayed home, bitch! - - - 20 - You should have stayed home, fucker! - - - 21 - Die, vermin! - - - 22 - Feeling scared? - - - 23 - Dance for me! - - - 24 - How fun! - - - 25 - Dakka-dakka-dakka! - - - 26 - Guns don't kill people, I do! - - - 27 - I'm the best! - - - 28 - Kneel before me, loser! - - - 29 - Come on! I don't got all day! - - - 30 - Eat lead! - - - 31 - I'm better than you! - - - 32 - You fucked with the wrong man! - - - 33 - You fucked with the wrong woman! - - - 34 - Stop wasting my time! - - - 35 - You deserve it! - - - 36 - Yeah! - - - 37 - That's right! - - - 38 - You're dead. - - - 39 - How ya like it? - - - 40 - You had it coming! - - - 41 - Why, hello there! - - - 42 - Say "cheese"! - - - 43 - Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! - - - 44 - Could you just please die? - - - 45 - Garbage day! - - - 46 - Barbecue time! - - - 47 - Suck it down! - - - 48 - Bam! - - - 49 - Kaboom! - - - 50 - Dodge this! - - - 51 - I like it! - - - 52 - Hahaha! - - - 53 - Die in fire, bitch! - - - 54 - Die in fire, son-of-a-bitch! - - - 55 - Say your prayers! - - - 56 - Hell yeah! - - - 57 - There's no kill like overkill! - - - 58 - My gun's bigger than yours! - - - 59 - I got a present for ya! - - - 60 - Watch and learn. - - - 61 - Special delivery! - - - 62 - You should see your face now! - - - 63 - Didn't see THAT coming, ha? - - - 64 - Check mate! - - - 65 - I always wanted to do this. - - - 66 - Peace through power! - - - 67 - This job ain't that bad. - - - 68 - Now I remember why I joined army! - - - 69 - Ooh, somebody stop me! - - - 70 - You're welcome! - - - 71 - There goes the neighborhood! - - - 72 - Denied! - - - 73 - Gonna scalp ya, sucker! - - - 74 - Come to papa. - - - 75 - Show me your guts! - - - 76 - I'll rip you to pieces! - - - 77 - Motherfucker! - - - 78 - I can smell your fear! - - - 79 - I'll bash your skull in! - - - 80 - I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! - - - 81 - Chaaarge! - - - 82 - Guns are for pussies! - - - 83 - Your ass is mine! - - - 84 - I'll rip you fucking legs out of your ass! - - - 85 - Welcome to world of pain. I'll be your guide! - - - 86 - I'll slice ya up like a mango! - - - 87 - Heads are gonna roll! - - - 88 - Closing in! - - - 89 - Ready or not, here I come! - - - 90 - It's time to get personal! - - - 91 - Stop me if you can! - - - 92 - You and me! No rules! Come on, coward! - - - 93 - You don't leave me a choice! - - - 94 - I'll kill you! - - - 95 - Who needs guns anyway? - - - 96 - I'll stab you until you say "ouch, I'm dead"! - - - 97 - How 'bout a facelift? - - - 98 - It's Christmas! And you've been VERY naughty! - - - 99 - I warn you! I watched "Enter the Dragon" TWICE! - - - 100 - Hugs! - - - 101 - I promise it won't hurt... much. - - - 102 - Tag! - - - 103 - Shit, I can't believe I'm doing this! - - - 104 - Catch! - - - 105 - Here ya go! - - - 106 - Pop goes the weasel. - - - 107 - This one's for you. - - - 108 - Muahaha! - - - 109 - Catch this, swine! - - - 110 - Choke on this! - - - 111 - Snack on that! - - - 112 - How 'bout some acupuncture? - - - 113 - Bullseye! - - - 114 - Here's a token of my gratitude! - - - 115 - Do you like shiny things? - - - 116 - Here, keep it! - - - 117 - No returns! - - - 118 - Incoming! - - - 119 - Take cover! - - - 120 - Grenade! - - - 121 - Have more where it came from! - - - 122 - Fire in the hole! - - - 123 - Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! - 1 - - - 124 - Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. - 1 - - - 125 - Can someone check out these noises? - 1 - 1 - - - 126 - Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. - 1 - 1 - - - 127 - Let me guess, another false alarm. - 1 - 1 - - - 128 - They're here! - 1 - - - 129 - Now the fun can start! - - - 130 - I've waited for this looong time. - - - 131 - Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! - - - 132 - They have no idea what they are in for... - - - 133 - Everyone get ready! - - - 134 - Killing time! - - - 135 - I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! - - - 136 - Finally! Some carnage! - - - 137 - Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! - - - 138 - Finally, my training will pay off. - - - 139 - Everybody, wake up! - - - 140 - Time to earn my paycheck... - - - 141 - Now I'll be able to prove myself. - - - 142 - We have tactical advantage! - - - 143 - Maybe I'll get a medal! - - - 144 - We're under attack! - - - 145 - Oh, ain't that just great? - - - 146 - Can't guy get a nap around here? - - - 147 - Enemy attack. That's something new. - - - 148 - Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. - - - 149 - I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. - - - 150 - Fantastic. - - - 151 - "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. - - - 152 - Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! - - - 153 - Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. - - - 154 - Take positions! - - - 155 - I hoped this would never happen... - - - 156 - Fire at will! - - - 157 - It was bound to happen eventually. - - - 158 - I heard that! - - - 159 - Who's there? - - - 160 - What was that? - - - 161 - Hey! What the... - - - 162 - Show yourself! - - - 163 - I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! - - - 164 - What the hell was that? - - - 165 - I'm not deaf, you know? - - - 166 - Hey! - - - 167 - Come out, coward! - - - 168 - Hey! Who's making all that racket? - - - 169 - Just show yourself, wherever you are! - - - 170 - Hey! I've heard something suspicious! - - - 171 - Anybody there? - - - 172 - Shoulda check it out. - - - 173 - Is someone being clever? - - - 174 - Strange noises... - - - 175 - Can someone else check it out, please? - - - 176 - It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! - - - 177 - Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. - - - 178 - Da'ffff...! - - - 179 - Big mistake! - - - 180 - Holy crap! - - - 181 - Enemy! - - - 182 - Enemy!!! - - - 183 - Alert! Alert! - - - 184 - There is one! - - - 185 - Intruders! - - - 186 - We've got company! - - - 187 - Prepare to suffer! - - - 188 - Holy shit! - - - 189 - Oh, hi. - - - 190 - I spy with my little eye! - - - 191 - I have a sigthing! - - - 192 - Enemy forces! - - - 193 - Enemy detected! - - - 194 - Enemy over here! - - - 195 - We're in some real shit... - - - 196 - It was all part of my plan! - - - 197 - I've had enough! - - - 198 - Oh my God! - - - 199 - They ain't paying us enough for this shit... - - - 200 - When did things go so wrong? - - - 201 - I'll be back! With friends! - - - 202 - You'll pay for that... the other day! - - - 203 - You're not playing fair! - - - 204 - Don't think you I will forgive ya! - - - 205 - Mommy! - - - 206 - I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! - - - 207 - I'll leave you alive... for now. - - - 208 - Enough is enough! - - - 209 - Screw this! I'm outta here! - - - 210 - Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! - - - 211 - Tactical retreat! - - - 212 - I've seen enough. - - - 213 - Nope, nope, nope. - - - 214 - Run to the hills! - - - 215 - Let's call it a draw. - - - 216 - They said "join the army". Not for this shit! - - - 217 - I regret nothing! - - - 218 - Game over, man! - - - 219 - Let's be friends! - - - 220 - Party's over! - - - 221 - Violence is not an answer! - - - 222 - I'm too beautiful to die! - - - 223 - Screw you guys, I'm going home! - - - 224 - Make love, not war! - - - 225 - I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! - - - 226 - Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! - - - 227 - Aaaggh! - - - 228 - I see red... - - - 229 - Damn, I'm barely conscious. - - - 230 - Ugh! - - - 231 - This... hurts! - - - 232 - You will regret... uhh... this. - - - 233 - Crap! - - - 234 - What the...! - - - 235 - Ouch! - - - 236 - You fuck! - - - 237 - Oh, you piece of shit! - - - 238 - Fuck, you'll pay for that! - - - 239 - You fucked with the wrong guy! - - - 240 - Now you have... pissed me off. - - - 241 - It was nothing! - - - 242 - I'm still here! - - - 243 - Didn't feel a thing! - - - 244 - Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! - - - 245 - Pain is just an illusion! - - - 246 - Who do you think you are? - - - 247 - Oh, come on! - - - 248 - Why me?! - - - 249 - This hurts you more then it hurts me. - - - 250 - I'm allergic to pain! - - - 251 - Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! - - - 252 - I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! - - - 253 - Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! - - - 254 - Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! - - - 255 - Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! - - - 256 - Much Dust, Many Bullets! - - - 257 - Get back on your Honda, and travel away! - - - 258 - Forgive me, for I have sinned! - - - 259 - Where's your God now?! - - - 260 - Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! - - - 261 - Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! - - - 262 - Now that's an easy target! - - - 263 - Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... - - - 264 - I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! - - - 265 - Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! - - - 266 - Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! - - - 267 - Who's that psycho chick? - - - 268 - Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? - - - 269 - Marry me! - - - 270 - Pathetic! - - - 271 - Try again, I dare ya. - - - 272 - Don't make me go over there! - - - 273 - You've just made a big mistake! - - - 274 - I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! - - - 275 - You'll regret missing! - - - 276 - Who were you shootin' at? - - - 277 - Who learned you to shoot? - - - 278 - You'll pay for that! - - - 279 - Son of a bitch! - - - 280 - You suck! - - - 281 - Lame! - - - 282 - Are you even trying? - - - 283 - Ha, you wish! - - - 284 - Learn how to shoot, rookie! - - - 285 - In your dream! - - - 286 - I'm not impressed! - - - 287 - That ain't gonna happen. - - - 288 - Booooo! - - - 289 - Children shouldn't play with guns! - - - 290 - Nice try! - - - 291 - My grandma's a better shot! - - - 292 - That shot was bad and you should feel bad! - - - 293 - Close enough. - - - 294 - Can't touch this! - - - 295 - Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. - - - 296 - Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! - - - 297 - Was close. - - - 298 - Try harder! - - - 299 - Whew! - - - 300 - Hell no! - - - 301 - Maybe next time! - - - 302 - Not today! - - - 303 - Close, but no cigar. - - - 304 - That woke me up. - - - 305 - You son of a bitch! - - - 306 - I will destroy you! - - - 307 - Dead or alive, you're coming with me. - - - 308 - I kick ass for the queen! - - - 309 - I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! - - - 310 - Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! - - - 311 - Is that the best you can do? - - - 312 - Your life is over, asshole! - - - 313 - Very pretty, but can you fight? - - - 314 - Howdy, pardner! - - - 315 - I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - - - 316 - Viva la revolution! - - - 317 - Keep a place in hell for your queen! - - - 318 - Your move, creep! - - - 319 - Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - - - 320 - Shit, shit, shit... - - - 321 - We're all gonna die. - - - 322 - God help me. - - - 323 - We're in some real pretty shit now! - - - 324 - It is no dream! This is really happening! - - - 325 - Goddamnit. - - - 326 - I got a bad feeling on this one. - - - 327 - It's a goddamn commando squad! - - - 328 - Why this shit always happens to me!? - - - 329 - I can't deal with this anymore - - - 330 - What the hell am I going to do now? - - - 331 - I should get the hell out of here! - - - 332 - Oh no, how could this happen? - - - 333 - I will not fight those bastards alone! - - - 334 - Where is the goddamn cavalry? - - - 335 - I am outta here. - - - 336 - Doctor is in! - - - 337 - Operation succesful! - - - 338 - I'll carve ya up like a chicken! - - - 339 - Bleed for me! - - - 340 - I can't believe they're paying me for that! - - - 341 - You taste like chicken! - - - 342 - You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! - - - 343 - Chop chop chop! - - - 344 - Fresh meat! - - - 345 - I'll drink your blood! - - - 346 - I'll gut you like a fish! - - - 347 - Let's see what's inside this pinata! - - - 348 - When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! - - - 349 - You could use some shave! - - - 350 - Don't worry, it's disinfected! - - - 351 - Show me what you've got! - - - 352 - Time for harakiri, asshole! - - - 353 - Hey, you've got untied shoelace! - - - 354 - There's a mustard on your shirt! - - - 355 - Mmmmmincemeat! - - - 356 - Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! - - - 357 - I'll break your every single bone! - - - 358 - Need a nose job? - - - 359 - Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! - - - 360 - See? Girls can fight too! - - - 361 - Girls power! - - - 362 - Aaand you're dead. - - - 363 - Next! - - - 364 - That's just a beginning, fuckers! - - - 365 - Time to loot a corpse, I guess. - - - 366 - Nice job getting yourself killed. - - - 367 - You OK? You look kinda... dead! - - - 368 - Another one to my collection. - - - 369 - You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. - - - 370 - That door revolved one time too many... - - - 371 - Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. - - - 372 - Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. - - - 373 - I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! - - - 374 - I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! - - - 375 - I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! - - - 376 - Pathetic. - - - 377 - Amateur. - - - 378 - Let this be a lesson for all of you! - - - 379 - You asked for it. - - - 380 - Your luck ran out. - - - 381 - Time to pay the piper! - - - 382 - Someone, go check his pulse. - - - 383 - Someone, go check her pulse. - - - 384 - Adios! - - - 385 - Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... - - - 386 - Serves you right, you slut! - - - 387 - In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. - - - 388 - Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. - - - 389 - Goodnight sweet prince. - - - 390 - OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. - - - 391 - OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. - - - 392 - Diagnosis: negative! - - - 393 - It didn't have end up like this.! - - - 394 - I think I'll skip a lunch today. - - - 395 - Hahaha! Fucking awesome! - - - 396 - Fuck yeah! I love this job! - - - 397 - It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. - - - 398 - Boom, head shot! - - - 399 - Wow! - - - 400 - Mind blown! - - - 401 - I wasn't even trying. - - - 402 - Did somebody take a picture? - - - 403 - Pop goes the zit! - - - 404 - I warned you about mexican food! - - - 405 - What can I say, I'm a better draw. - - - 406 - I'm gonna miss your cinematography... - - - 407 - Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - - - 408 - Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! - - - 409 - No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! - - - 410 - Next time try shooting with open eyes! - - - 411 - Stop shaking! I can't hit you! - - - 412 - Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! - - - 413 - And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! - - - 414 - Couple? We're not married! - - - 415 - I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! - - - 416 - PX? What the fuck does it even mean? - - - 417 - No shit, Sherlock! - - - 418 - It will be one-way trip for you! - - - 419 - Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! - - - 420 - Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! - - - 421 - What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! - - - 422 - Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! - - - 423 - I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! - - - 424 - Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. - - - 425 - So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. - - - 426 - Indeed I do! - - - 427 - You know there's no such animal, right? - - - 428 - Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! - - - 429 - Trouble is my second name! - - - 430 - Like a bulldog! - - - 431 - You should be! - - - 432 - Your wish is my order! - - - 433 - Nobody ever does. - - - 434 - Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. - - - 435 - Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! - - - 436 - No, thank you! - - - 437 - Will see who's about to teach whom! - - - 438 - You're right! - - - 439 - You don't deserve a chance! - - - 440 - Horoscopes lie! - - - 441 - Ding dong! - - - 442 - It's still not too late! - - - 443 - We'll check ourselves! - - - 444 - Need bubbles, sir? - - - 445 - Did you just call me an ass!? - - - 446 - Whatever. - - - 447 - I didn't understand a single word! - - - 448 - It will only get closer! - - - 449 - I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. - - - 450 - You're the disease and I'm the cure. - - - 451 - I'm gonna blow your head off! - - - 452 - Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! - - - 453 - I eat Green Berets for breakfast! - - - 454 - You cowboys are finished! - - - 455 - Take this, you maggot! - - - 456 - I'm going to cut out your living guts! - - - 457 - Long live the queen! - - - 458 - Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! - - - 459 - Don't make me angry! - - - 460 - I must break you! - - - 461 - This is for the Queen! - - - 462 - The Queen says: Die! - - - 463 - Dying ain't much of a living, boy! - - - 464 - Dying ain't much of a living, girl! - - - 465 - Is that the best you can do? - - - 466 - Your life is over, asshole! - - - 467 - Very pretty, but can you fight? - - - 468 - Howdy, pardner! - - - 469 - I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - - - 470 - Viva la revolution! - - - 471 - Your move, creep! - - - 472 - Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - - - 473 - It's about to turn into full tournee! - - - 474 - "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? - - - 475 - As you wish! - - - 476 - Hey! I'm a lady! - - - 477 - I'll dig you one! Six feet under! - - - 478 - I guess there's no more room in hell... - - - 479 - Is this some kind of a joke? - - - 480 - They're coming to get us! - - - 481 - Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! - - - 482 - Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... - - - 483 - Really? I mean.. c'mon! - - - 484 - That's just fucked up! - - - 485 - What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? - - - 486 - Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! - - - 487 - I'll send you back to hell! - - - 488 - We'll need more paramedics! - - - 489 - Oh shit! It can smell my brain! - - - 490 - It's not zombie! He's infected! - - - 491 - Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... - - - 492 - It's alive! - - - 493 - Maybe it's friendly. - - - 494 - It's alive... ish. - - - 495 - Nothing's ever real until it's real. - - - 496 - They live! - - - 497 - There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... - - - 498 - I will not negotiate with undead! - - - 499 - So there IS a life after death! - - - 500 - Don't use the Z word! - - - 501 - Holy shit. Plot twist! - - - 502 - Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. - - - 503 - That's it, no more drugs for me. - - - 504 - I knew that movie was based on a true story! - - - 505 - You're one spooky motherfucker, man. - - - 506 - Oooh. Zombies. How original. - - - 507 - Zombie over here! - - - 508 - Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! - - - 509 - Undead! - - - 510 - This is a bad dream! - - - 511 - Blasphemy! - - - 512 - Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! - - - 513 - At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. - - - 514 - I'm scared to pieces! - - - 515 - It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. - - - 516 - It could be worse. They could be nazi! - - - 517 - Where's my lawnmower when I need it? - - - 518 - It's againt the nature, you freak! - - - 519 - Dead should stay dead. - - - 520 - Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. - - - 521 - No! I don't want to become one of you! - - - 522 - Stay away from my precious gray matter! - - - 523 - Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! - - - 524 - Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! - - - 525 - They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! - - - 526 - Not my face! My beautiful face! - - - 527 - The PAIN! - - - 528 - Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! - - - 529 - Does it hurt to be dead? - - - 530 - And stay dead! This time! - - - 531 - You're dead... again. - - - 532 - Rest in pieces! - - - 533 - If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. - - - 534 - Stay down! - - - 535 - Get back where you came from! - - - 536 - Zed is dead. - - - 537 - Yeah! See ya! - - - 538 - Punish! - - - 539 - Bingo! - - - 540 - I think you'll enjoy this. - - - 541 - I'll squash you like a bug! - - - 542 - Here comes Johnny! - - - 543 - Somebody call an ambulance! - - - 544 - My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! - - - 545 - Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! - - - 546 - OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! - - - 547 - Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! - - - 548 - Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? - - - 549 - Look what you've made me do... - - - 550 - Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! - - - 551 - Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! - - - 552 - Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! - - - 553 - Look who's come to the picnic! - - - 554 - You've got to be crazy to come here! - - - 555 - Now, you've got my attention! - - - 556 - You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - - - 557 - You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - - - 558 - Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... - - - 559 - Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! - - - 560 - How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! - - - 561 - You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? - - - 562 - Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... - - - 563 - Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! - - - 564 - Is that your best? - - - 565 - It's official: YOU SUCK! - - - 566 - You cannot hurt me! - - - 567 - Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? - - - 568 - I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! - - - 569 - Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! - - - 570 - Are you trying to piss me off? - - - 571 - Do you want to hurt me on purpose? - - - 572 - Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! - - - 573 - I'm going to beat the crap out of you! - - - 574 - If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! - - - 575 - That's it, you're fucking dead! - - - 576 - I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! - - - 577 - Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! - - - 578 - God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. - - - 579 - The army... I should have known better! - - - 580 - Coming here... What was I thinking? - - - 581 - I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. - - - 582 - No weapons! No friends! No hope! - - - 583 - If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... - - - 584 - HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! - - - 585 - Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! - - - 586 - Gee, whales can fight? - - - 587 - Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! - - - 588 - This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! - - - 589 - How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! - - - 590 - Over here, you morons! - - - 591 - Go to hell, Hellar! - - - 592 - Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? - - - 593 - It must be this time of the month! - - - 594 - Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! - - - 595 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 596 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 597 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 598 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 599 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 600 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 601 - Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - - - 602 - Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - - - 603 - Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! - - - 604 - Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - - - 605 - Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - - - 606 - OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! - - - 607 - Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. - - - 608 - Trust me. I'm a professional! - - - 609 - You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... - - - 610 - Nice boobs! Are these real? - - - 611 - You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? - - - 612 - Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. - - - 613 - Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! - - - 614 - You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! - - - 615 - I see you and now I can see through you! - - - 616 - Little enemies... little wounds! - - - 617 - I really hate needless violence. - - - 618 - Wow, you're even dumber than you look. - - - 619 - You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! - - - 620 - Were your parents siblings? - - - 621 - Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? - - - 622 - I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! - - - 623 - Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? - - - 624 - Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! - - - 625 - Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! - - - 626 - Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! - - - 627 - Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? - - - 628 - As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? - - - 629 - You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! - - - 630 - Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! - - - 631 - You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! - - - 632 - Guys, don't shoot the cushions! - - - 633 - It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! - - - 634 - How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - - - 635 - How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - - - 636 - Are you tryin' to make me look good? - - - 637 - Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! - - - 638 - Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! - - - 639 - Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? - - - 640 - Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? - - - 641 - Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - - - 642 - Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - - - 643 - Idiots! Idiots everywhere! - - - 644 - You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. - - - 645 - I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. - - - 646 - How's that karma tasting? Not so good? - - - 647 - Do you always take yourself so seriously? - - - 648 - Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. - - - 649 - Go bore someone else with your existence. - - - 650 - When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! - - - 651 - Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - - - 652 - Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - - - 653 - Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! - - - 654 - Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! - - - 655 - Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! - - - 656 - I'm scared to death! - - - 657 - Gee, that gave me goose bumps! - - - 658 - Speak of the devil! - - - 659 - Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! - - - 660 - OK, that was the last straw! - - - 661 - If I throw a stick, will you go away? - - - 662 - How can I miss you if you won't go away? - - - 663 - Hold my beer and watch this! - - - 664 - Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! - - - 665 - Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! - - - 666 - Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - - - 667 - Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - - - 668 - I thought your purpose was to die! - - - 669 - Hey, dickless! Over here! - - - 670 - Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? - - - 671 - Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! - - - 672 - Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? - - - 673 - Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? - - - 674 - Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? - - - 675 - Did your parents have any children that lived? - - - 676 - You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! - - - 677 - Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. - - - 678 - Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! - - - 679 - If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! - - - 680 - That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! - - - 681 - What? Hello? I can't hear anything! - - - 682 - Argh! My ears are bleeding! - - - 683 - What's this ringing? - - - 684 - Huh? It's all silent... - - - 685 - Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? - - - 686 - Fuck, my eyeballs! - - - 687 - I can't see shit! - - - 688 - Who turned off the light?! - - - 689 - Oh, my eyes! - - - 690 - Oh God, I'm blind! - - - 691 - Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! - - - 692 - Somebody help me! I can't see! - - - 693 - You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! - - - 694 - My eyes are on fire! - - - 695 - Cover me, I'm reloading! - - - 696 - I'm out, reloading! - - - 697 - I'm out, reloading! - - - 698 - Gotta reload! - - - 699 - Reloading! - - - 700 - I'm all out! - - - 701 - I'm running dry over here! - - - 702 - Need more ammo! - - - 703 - I'm out of bullets! - - - 704 - I'm leaking! - - - 705 - I'm bleeding! - - - 706 - Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! - - - 707 - Mmmm... blood. - - - 708 - I need medical attention! - - - 709 - I'm spilling blood! - - - 710 - I... can't... catch a breath... - - - 711 - My... lungs... - - - 712 - Gas! Oh... - - - 713 - I can't breath! - - - 714 - It burns! - - - 715 - Don't worry, I'll send you some! - - - 716 - I'll show you! - - - 717 - You'll wish you wouldn't ask! - - - 718 - You got it wrong, let me educate you! - - - 719 - Was that a rhetorical question? - - - 720 - Now whose fault is it, if your cocksucker boss buys second hand guns? - - - 721 - And soon so will be you! - - - 722 - The only thing layin' low here, is you bitch! - - - 723 - Yeah right, that's why you're sweating! - - - 724 - Guess again! That wasn't your horoscope! - - - 725 - Advice for today: avoid long travels, new relationships and BULLETS! - - - 726 - Mine said I will kill a lot of people today! I hope it will come true too! - - - 727 - Do people seriously believe in these things? Pathetic. - - - 728 - Tough? I could make that shot with eyes closed. - - - 729 - And that's just the beginning! - - - 730 - He loves you no more! - - - 731 - OK, this one's out. Next! - - - 732 - You'll be sorry for saying that! - - - 733 - Well, now we can play hide and seek! - - - 734 - You're right! It's the whole company here! - - - 735 - No, loser! You should have used the plural! Guys, lot's of guys! - - - 736 - Will see about that... - - - 737 - No, it doesn't, but don't worry, we'll be gentle! - - - 738 - Nice grammar, asshole! - - - 739 - Need supplies, wacko? - - - 740 - Here, I'll give you some! - - - 741 - No, you just suck, that's it! No air involved! - - - 742 - Never got this - why bring a knife to a gun fight? - - - 743 - Funny indeed, we had so much fun with him as a target practice! - - - 744 - I know some jokes too. For example: you're a joke! - - - 745 - Hey man, the gun isn't stupid, you are! - - - 746 - Suits you fine, huh? - - - 747 - Relax! Why make such a fuss? - - - 748 - The only thing you're gonna get is your butt kicked! - - - 749 - Oh yeah? Wait for the next one! - - - 750 - It was just a warning shot! - - - 751 - I'll scratch you to death! - - - 752 - That's not a scratch. It's a fucking canyon! - - - 753 - No. You need to die! - - - 754 - I'll dig you one too with it! - - - 755 - Kiss my ass! - - - 756 - Fireball? What the fuck do you think this is? Street Fighter Alpha 3? - - - 757 - It's OK, I'm here. Follow my voice! - - - 758 - That's what she said! - - - 759 - Please, let it be a close encounter of the sexy kind! - - - 760 - We are here, we are queer... fuck, that sounded wrong! - - - 761 - We are here, we are queer... wait, that came out wrong... oops, this too! - - - 762 - I'm ready any time you are! - - - 763 - Why not? Have you never had a threesome? - - - 764 - Now, now, you're hurting our feelings! - - - 765 - Come on, there's always a room to try something new! - - - 766 - Don't worry, it will be just a "gun bang"! - - - 767 - Guys, she just needs a loaded gun! - - - 768 - Come over here, I'll give you some. - - - 769 - Is that how it's called these days? - - - 770 - I bet that's what you've said the first time too! - - - 771 - What did you just say? Wolf? We've got plenty of them... - - - 772 - Oh, now I'm getting jelous. - - - 773 - I can help you to deal with the grief, if you want! - - - 774 - We've got plenty of bears too... Hans, come over here! - - - 775 - Where? Where? - - - 776 - Maybe I could help you with that? - - - 777 - You need to empty the chamber... - - - 778 - But that's nothing new for you, eh? - - - 779 - Damn, that doesn't even deserve a witty response! - - - 780 - Are you even listening what you're saying? - - - 781 - Oh, I'll give you one! Just you wait! - - - 782 - You should consider changing your masseur. I volunteer! - - - 783 - Yeah, I bet you did. God. - - - 784 - Oooh. Not today! - - - 785 - No! - - - 786 - Anything for you, princess. - - - 787 - I work this way on women. - - - 788 - Are you doing this on purpose? - - - 789 - Pffft. - - - 790 - Pffft. - - - 791 - I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that. - - - 792 - Hold on! 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(320 letters) - - - 1 - Enculé(e) ! - - - 2 - Suce-moi ça ! - - - 3 - Dis bonjour à ma pétoire ! - - - 4 - Viens par là ! - - - 5 - T'es à moi ! - - - 6 - Meurs ! - - - 7 - T'as peur enfoiré ? - - - 8 - Ça va faire mal ! - - - 9 - Bouffe la poussière et crève ! - - - 10 - Envoie-moi une carte postale de l'ENFER ! - - - 11 - Viens voir papa ! - - - 12 - Viens voir maman ! - - - 13 - Je vais te couper les couilles ! - - - 14 - Je vais t'envoyer à six pieds sous terre dans peu de temps ! - - - 15 - Retourne chez ta mère, looserr ! - - - 16 - Hé, tu veux jouer ? - - - 17 - Hé, donne-moi ça ! - - - 18 - Beau jouet ! - - - 19 - T'aurais dû rester chez toi, salope ! - - - 20 - T'aurais dû rester chez toi, enculé ! - - - 21 - Crève vermine ! - - - 22 - Tu as peur ? - - - 23 - Danse pour moi ! - - - 24 - C'est trop drôle ! - - - 25 - Pan pan pan ! - - - 26 - Les armes ne tuent pas les gens, moi si ! - - - 27 - Je suis le(a) meilleur(e) ! - - - 28 - Agenouille-toi devant moi ! - - - 29 - Allez viens ! Je n'ai pas toute la vie ! - - - 30 - Prends ça, traître ! - - - 31 - Je suis meilleur(e) que toi ! - - - 32 - Tu t'en es pris au mauvais bonhomme ! - - - 33 - Tu vas apprendre que je ne suis pas une fille facile ! - - - 34 - Arrête de me faire perdre mon temps ! - - - 35 - Tu le mérites bien ! - - - 36 - Ouais ! - - - 37 - Mais oui ! - - - 38 - Tu es mort(e). - - - 39 - Ça t'a plu ? - - - 40 - Tu l'as bien cherché ! - - - 41 - Bien le bonjour ! - - - 42 - Dites "cheese" ! - - - 43 - Yippee ki-yay, pauvre con ! - - - 44 - Peux-tu mourir, s'il te plaît ? - - - 45 - C'est le jour des poubelles ! - - - 46 - C'est l'heure du barbecue ! - - - 47 - Avale ça ! - - - 48 - Paf ! - - - 49 - Badaboum ! - - - 50 - Évite ça ! - - - 51 - J'aime ça ! - - - 52 - Hahaha! - - - 53 - Crève, salope ! - - - 54 - Crève, fils de pute ! - - - 55 - Dis tes prières ! - - - 56 - Oh que oui ! - - - 57 - Rien ne vaut un bon carnage ! - - - 58 - Mon arme est plus grosse que la tienne ! - - - 59 - J'ai un cadeau pour toi ! - - - 60 - Observe et apprends. - - - 61 - Une livraison spéciale ! - - - 62 - Tu devrais voir ta gueule ! - - - 63 - Tu n'as rien vu venir, hé hé ? - - - 64 - Échec et mat ! - - - 65 - J'ai toujours rêvé de faire ça. - - - 66 - La paix par la puissance ! - - - 67 - Ce turbin n'est pas si mal que ça. - - - 68 - Maintenant, je me souviens pourquoi j'ai rejoint l'armée ! - - - 69 - Ooh, plus fort que ça... Tu meurs ! - - - 70 - De rien ! - - - 71 - Le voisinage se dégrade, on dirait ! - - - 72 - Refusé ! - - - 73 - Je vais te trépaner ! - - - 74 - Viens voir papa. - - - 75 - Montre-moi tes couilles ! - - - 76 - Je vais te découper en rondelles ! - - - 77 - Hannibal Lecter, ppfft tu ne me connais pas ! - - - 78 - Je peux sentir ta peur ! - - - 79 - Je vais défoncer ton crâne ! - - - 80 - Je vais te savater la tronche jusqu'à ta mort ! - - - 81 - À l'attaque ! - - - 82 - Les armes sont pour les femmelettes ! - - - 83 - Ton cul est à moi ! - - - 84 - Si tu bouges encore, je te pète les jambes pour te les faire bouffer ! - - - 85 - Bienvenue dans ce monde de souffrance. Et je suis ton guide ! - - - 86 - Je vais te découper comme une mangue ! - - - 87 - Des têtes vont tomber ! - - - 88 - On s'approche ! - - - 89 - Prêt ou pas, j'arrive ! - - - 90 - C'est le moment de jouer perso ! - - - 91 - Arrête-moi si tu le peux ! - - - 92 - Rien que toi et moi ! Pas de règles ! Amène-toi, poltron ! - - - 93 - Tu ne me laisses pas le choix ! - - - 94 - Je vais te tuer ! - - - 95 - À quoi sert une arme ? - - - 96 - Je vais te poignarder jusqu'à ce que tu dises "aïe, je suis mort ! - - - 97 - Tu as besoin d'un petit ravalement de façades ? - - - 98 - Eh mais, c'est Noël ! Et tu as été TRÈS méchant ! - - - 99 - Je te préviens ! J'ai vu "Opération dragon "... DEUX FOIS ! - - - 100 - Un petit câlin ! - - - 101 - Je te promets que ça ne fera pas mal... Ou pas beaucoup. - - - 102 - Repéré ! - - - 103 - Putain, je n'arrive pas à croire ce que je viens de faire ! - - - 104 - Attrape ! - - - 105 - Et c'est parti ! - - - 106 - Prends-toi ça ! - - - 107 - Et un pour toi ! - - - 108 - Mouahaha ! - - - 109 - Attrape ça sale porc ! - - - 110 - Étrangle-toi avec ça ! - - - 111 - Bouffe-moi ça ! - - - 112 - Et pourquoi pas un peu d'acupuncture ? - - - 113 - En plein dans le mille ! - - - 114 - Voici une marque de ma gratitude ! - - - 115 - Viens, j'ai une jolie lame qui brille pour toi. - - - 116 - Garde la monnaie ! - - - 117 - Aucun retour n'est accepté ! - - - 118 - Les voilà ! - - - 119 - Tous aux abris ! - - - 120 - Grenade ! - - - 121 - En voilà d'autres qui sortent de leur trou. - - - 122 - Ça va péter ! - - - 123 - Attention ! On a peut-être un contact ! - 1 - - - 124 - Écoutez, il y a un truc bizarre. - 1 - - - 125 - Quelqu'un peut aller vérifier ces bruits ? - 1 - 1 - - - 126 - Contact possible ! Oh, j'espère que ce sont eux. Je n'ai pas tué depuis trop longtemps. - 1 - 1 - - - 127 - Laisse-moi deviner, c'est une fausse alerte. - 1 - 1 - - - 128 - Ils sont là ! - 1 - - - 129 - Yeah, la partie peut commencer ! - - - 130 - J'ai attendu ce moment depuis si longtemps ! - - - 131 - La petite suceuse qui en tue le moins paye sa tournée. - - - 132 - Ils n'ont aucune idée de ce qui les attend... - - - 133 - Tenez-vous prêts ! - - - 134 - C'est l'heure de tuer ! - - - 135 - Preums sur les lance roquettes qu'on récupère sur les corps ! - - - 136 - Enfin ! On va pouvoir faire un carnage ! - - - 137 - Ah, j'ai hâte de leur mettre la main dessus ! - - - 138 - Enfin, mon entraînement paye. - - - 139 - Réveillez-vous ! - - - 140 - Il est temps de gagner ma croûte... - - - 141 - Maintenant, je vais pouvoir faire mes preuves. - - - 142 - On a l'avantage ! - - - 143 - Peut-être que j'aurai une médaille ! - - - 144 - On est attaqué ! - - - 145 - Oh, n'est-ce pas tout simplement génial ? - - - 146 - Putain, on ne peut pas faire sa sieste pénard ici ?! - - - 147 - Une attaque ennemie... C'est vraiment nouveau. - - - 148 - Évidemment, personne n'a rien vu venir ! - - - 149 - Je déserte au moindre signe d'échec... - - - 150 - Fantastique ! - - - 151 - "Bien sûr, ils n'oseraient pas nous attaquer". D'acccooord. - - - 152 - Merci, pour avoir transformé ma journée de merde en un désastre complet, corne-cul ! - - - 153 - Tout le monde reste calme et on survivra. - - - 154 - En position ! - - - 155 - J'espérais que ça n'arriverait jamais... - - - 156 - Feu à volonté ! - - - 157 - Ça devait forcément arriver. - - - 158 - T'as entendu ! - - - 159 - Qui est là ? - - - 160 - Qu'est-ce que c'était ? - - - 161 - Eh ! C'est quoi ce bordel ? - - - 162 - Montre-toi ! - - - 163 - Je te préviens... Mon attention est à son MAX ! - - - 164 - C'est quoi ce merdier ? - - - 165 - Tu sais, je ne suis pas sourd ? - - - 166 - Hé ! - - - 167 - Sors, lâche ! - - - 168 - Eh ! Qui a fait tout ce boucan ? - - - 169 - Où que tu sois, viens te présenter ! - - - 170 - Hé ! J'ai entendu un drôle de bruit ! - - - 171 - Il y a quelqu'un ? - - - 172 - Je dois aller vérifier. - - - 173 - Quelqu'un jouerait-il au malin par ici ? - - - 174 - D'étranges bruits... - - - 175 - Quelqu'un peut aller vérifier, s'il vous plaît ? - - - 176 - C'était juste le vent... Attends une seconde... Il n'y a pas de vent ! - - - 177 - Montre-toi ! On ne te veut aucun mal... Et on est inoffensifs. - - - 178 - Da'ffff...! - - - 179 - Grosse erreur ! - - - 180 - Oh putain ! - - - 181 - Ennemi ! - - - 182 - Ennemi !!! - - - 183 - Alerte ! Alerte ! - - - 184 - Ils sont là ! - - - 185 - Intrus ! - - - 186 - On a de la compagnie ! - - - 187 - Prépare-toi à souffrir ! - - - 188 - Merde alors ! - - - 189 - Oh, salut. - - - 190 - Laisse-moi deviner, où te trouves-tu... ? - - - 191 - J'ai une ligne de tir ! - - - 192 - Des forces ennemies ! - - - 193 - Ennemi détecté ! - - - 194 - Ennemi par ici ! - - - 195 - On est vraiment dans une grosse merde... - - - 196 - Ça faisait partie de mon plan ! - - - 197 - J'en ai plein le cul ! - - - 198 - Oh mon Dieu ! - - - 199 - On n'est pas assez payé pour ce foutoir ! - - - 200 - C'est à quel moment que tout est parti en couille ? - - - 201 - Je vais chercher quelques potes ! - - - 202 - Tu me le payeras... Mais pas aujourd'hui !! - - - 203 - Ce n'est vraiment pas fair-play ! - - - 204 - Tu ne crois pas que je vais te pardonner ! - - - 205 - C'est vraiment trop pour moi. - - - 206 - Je reviendrai quand tu t'y attendras le moins, connard ! - - - 207 - Je te laisse en vie... Pour l'instant. - - - 208 - Trop c'est trop ! - - - 209 - Ça commence à bien faire ! Je me casse ! - - - 210 - Ça commence à bien faire ! Je ne suis même pas soldat ! - - - 211 - Je ne fuis pas... C'est une retraite stratégique ! - - - 212 - J'en ai assez vu. - - - 213 - Non, non et non ! - - - 214 - Fuyons sur les hauteurs ! - - - 215 - On va dire que c'est un match nul. - - - 216 - Ils disent de rejoindre l'armée. Mais pas pour cette merde ! - - - 217 - Je ne regrette rien ! - - - 218 - Game over ! - - - 219 - Soyons amis ! - - - 220 - La fête est finie ! - - - 221 - La violence n'est pas une réponse ! - - - 222 - Je suis trop jeune pour mourir ! - - - 223 - Allez vous faire foutre les mecs, je rentre chez moi ! - - - 224 - Faites l'amour, pas la guerre ! - - - 225 - J'ai... Heu, laissé les lumières allumées chez moi. Je dois y aller ! - - - 226 - Laisse-moi ton numéro de téléphone et je t'appelle ! - - - 227 - Aaaïe ! - - - 228 - Je vois rouge... - - - 229 - Merde, je vais tomber dans les pommes. - - - 230 - Pouah ! - - - 231 - Ça... Ça fait mal ! - - - 232 - Tu vas regret... uhh... ter ça. - - - 233 - Bordel ! - - - 234 - C'est quoi ce bordel ? - - - 235 - Aïe ! - - - 236 - Enfoiré ! - - - 237 - Tu n'es qu'une merde ! - - - 238 - Enfoiré, tu vas payer pour ça ! - - - 239 - T'as baisé le mauvais gars ! - - - 240 - Là... Tu m'as... mis en rogne. - - - 241 - Ce n'était rien ! - - - 242 - Hé ! Je suis toujours là ! - - - 243 - Même pas mal ! - - - 244 - La douleur n'est qu'une faiblesse qui quitte mon corps ! - - - 245 - La douleur n'est qu'une illusion ! - - - 246 - Qui penses-tu être ? - - - 247 - Oh, allez viens ! - - - 248 - Pourquoi moi ?! - - - 249 - Ça te fait plus de mal qu'à moi ! - - - 250 - Je suis allergique à la douleur ! - - - 251 - Hé, Cordona ! Deidranna te passe le bonjour ! - - - 252 - Je vais avoir ma promotion en te tuant, sale rebelle ! - - - 253 - Merde alors, c'est Gus ! On est foutu ! - - - 254 - Hé, c'est le gars qui joue dans "Les mystères de l'Est" ! Je suis ton plus grand fan ! - - - 255 - Pan-pan ! Tout comme dans "La bavure des clydesdales" ! - - - 256 - Beaucoup de poussière, de balles ! - - - 257 - Remonte donc sur ta Honda et retourne voyager ! - - - 258 - Pardonnez-moi, car j'ai péché ! - - - 259 - Où est ton Dieu, maintenant ? - - - 260 - Mon Père, que dit le cinquième commandement ? Sale hypocrite ! - - - 261 - Retourne dans ta tombe, foutu zombi ! - - - 262 - Maintenant, c'est une cible facile ! - - - 263 - Ennemi détecté ! La vache, difficile de le louper... - - - 264 - Je fais une faveur au monde en éliminant ta face de raie ! - - - 265 - Hé chérie, donne-moi ton numéro de téléphone et j'arrête de tirer ! - - - 266 - Hé mon joli, donne-moi ton numéro de téléphone et j'arrête de tirer ! - - - 267 - Qui est cette psychopathe ? - - - 268 - N'es-tu pas un peu trop âgé pour ça, vieux schnock ? - - - 269 - Épouse-moi ! - - - 270 - Pathétique ! - - - 271 - Essaye encore, si tu l'oses. - - - 272 - Ne m'oblige pas à aller là-bas ! - - - 273 - Tu viens de faire ta plus grosse erreur ! - - - 274 - Quand je prendrai ton arme... Tes mains seront froides ! - - - 275 - Tu vas regretter d'avoir raté ton tir ! - - - 276 - Sur qui tires-tu ? - - - 277 - Qui t'a appris à tirer ? - - - 278 - Tu vas payer pour ça ! - - - 279 - Fils de pute ! - - - 280 - T'es naze ! - - - 281 - Manchot ! - - - 282 - Tu essayes vraiment ? - - - 283 - T'aimerais bien, hein ?! - - - 284 - Hé, le bleu ! Apprends à tirer ! - - - 285 - Seulement dans tes rêves ! - - - 286 - Je ne suis pas impressionné(e) ! - - - 287 - Ça n'arrivera jamais. - - - 288 - Bouh ! - - - 289 - Les mômes ne devraient pas jouer avec des armes ! - - - 290 - Bien essayé ! - - - 291 - Ma grand-mère tire mieux que toi ! - - - 292 - Ce tir était mauvais, tu devrais te sentir minable ! - - - 293 - Pas trop mal. - - - 294 - Tu ne peux pas me toucher ! - - - 295 - Oh, ne laisse pas la déception te gagner. - - - 296 - Retourne dans ta cuisine, où c'est ta place, femme ! - - - 297 - C'est pas passé loin. - - - 298 - Fais un effort ! - - - 299 - Ouf ! - - - 300 - Sûrement pas ! - - - 301 - La prochaine fois... Peut-être ! - - - 302 - Pas aujourd'hui ! - - - 303 - À un poil de cul près ! - - - 304 - Ça m'a réveillé(e) ! - - - 305 - Tu n'es qu'un fils de pute ! - - - 306 - Je vais te démolir ! - - - 307 - Mort ou vif, tu viens avec moi. - - - 308 - Je botterai le cul pour la reine ! - - - 309 - Je t'ai cherché, je t'ai trouvé et maintenant je vais te tuer ! - - - 310 - Ça finira mal pour l'un de nous et ça ne sera pas moi ! - - - 311 - C'est le mieux que tu puisses faire ? - - - 312 - Ta vie s'achève ici, corne-cul ! - - - 313 - Très jolie, mais tu peux te battre ? - - - 314 - Salut, mon pote ! - - - 315 - Je rends la justice... Une balle après l'autre ! - - - 316 - Viva la révolution ! - - - 317 - Garde une place en enfer pour ta Reine ! - - - 318 - Tu vas te rendre, crapule ? - - - 319 - Merde, pendant un instant, j'ai cru que j'avais jeté la goupille... - - - 320 - Merde, merde et merde... - - - 321 - On va tous mourir ! - - - 322 - Que Dieu m'aide ! - - - 323 - On est dans la merde... Dans la merde jusque là. - - - 324 - Je ne rêve pas du tout ! je ne suis pas endormi(e) ! - - - 325 - Putain de merde ! - - - 326 - J'ai un mauvais feeling cette fois. - - - 327 - Ce sont des putains de commandos ! - - - 328 - Pourquoi les merdes sont toujours pour moi ?! - - - 329 - Je n'arrive plus à faire face. - - - 330 - Qu'est-ce que je vais faire maintenant ? - - - 331 - Je devrais foutre le camp ! - - - 332 - Oh non, comment ça a pu se produire ? - - - 333 - Je ne me battrai pas tout(e) seul(e) contre ces bâtards ! - - - 334 - Où est la cavalerie ? - - - 335 - Ça suffit, j'abandonne... - - - 336 - Le docteur est là ! - - - 337 - Opération réussie ! - - - 338 - Je vais te découper comme un poulet ! - - - 339 - Saigne ! - - - 340 - Je n'arrive pas à croire qu'on me paye pour ça ! - - - 341 - Tu n'as vraiment rien d'exceptionnel ! - - - 342 - Tu sais ce qu'il faudrait en ce moment ? Des fèves et un verre de chianti ! - - - 343 - Couper, désosser et hacher ! - - - 344 - De la viande fraîche ! - - - 345 - Je vais boire ton sang ! - - - 346 - Je vais te vider comme un poisson ! - - - 347 - Voyons voir ce qu'il y a dans cette pinata ! - - - 348 - Quand j'en aurai fini avec toi, tu chanteras comme soprano ! - - - 349 - Tu as besoin d'un bon rasage ! - - - 350 - Ne t'inquiète pas, il est désinfecté ! - - - 351 - Fais-moi voir ce que tu as dans le ventre ! - - - 352 - C'est l'heure de l'hara-kiri, trou du cul ! - - - 353 - Hé, ton lacet est défait ! - - - 354 - Il y a de la moutarde sur ton T-shirt ! - - - 355 - Je vais te transformer en chair à patée ! - - - 356 - Tu as de belles oreilles, Dumbo ! Elles seront bien sur mon collier ! - - - 357 - Je vais briser tous tes os ! - - - 358 - Besoin d'une petite rhinoplastie ? - - - 359 - Normalement, je ne frappe jamais une femme... Et à qui je vais faire croire ça ? - - - 360 - Regarde ? Les femmes aussi savent se battre ! - - - 361 - Girls power ! - - - 362 - Et tu es mort. - - - 363 - Suivant(e) ! - - - 364 - Ce n'est qu'un avant-goût, enculés(es) ! - - - 365 - Je pense qu'il est temps de fouiller ce corps. - - - 366 - C'est un travail agréable de te tuer. - - - 367 - Tu vas bien ? Tu as l'air d'être... mort ! - - - 368 - Et un(e) autre à ma collection ! - - - 369 - Tu pourrais ESSAYER de mourir dans la dignité. - - - 370 - Il a retourné sa veste une fois de trop. - - - 371 - Va rôtir en enfer, perfide bâtard. - - - 372 - Je te nique, Mike ! Ça sonne bien dans ma tête. - - - 373 - Je vais te donner mon autographe Gillitt... Sur ton registre de condoléances ! - - - 374 - Je savais que j'étais meilleur(e) que toi, Gillitt ! - - - 375 - Je viens de buter Miguel ! Enfin, la Reine va entendre parler de moi ! - - - 376 - Pathétique. - - - 377 - Amateur. - - - 378 - Que ça vous serve de leçon à tous ! - - - 379 - Tu l’auras voulu. - - - 380 - Ta chance a tourné ! - - - 381 - C'est l'heure de payer les pots cassés ! - - - 382 - Une personne peut aller vérifier son pouls. - - - 383 - Une personne peut aller vérifier son pouls. - - - 384 - Adios ! - - - 385 - Oh, Roxy. Je n'ai même pas eu le temps pour te lire mon poème... - - - 386 - C'est bien fait pour toi, pétasse ! - - - 387 - Au nom de tous les hommes de la terre : tu vas nous manquer. - - - 388 - Oh, c'est dommage. Elle était plutôt mignonne. - - - 389 - Bonne nuit doux prince. - - - 390 - Bon, je crois qu'il serait raisonnable de penser qu'il est mort. - - - 391 - Bon, je crois qu'il serait raisonnable de penser qu'elle est morte. - - - 392 - Diagnostic : Négatif ! - - - 393 - Ce n'était pas obligé de se terminer comme ça ! - - - 394 - Je crois que je vais sauter un repas aujourd'hui... - - - 395 - Ha ha ha ! Putain, c'est génial ! - - - 396 - Putain, trop cool ! J'adore ce travail ! - - - 397 - D'accord, tu ne l'utilises pas de toute façon. - - - 398 - Bam, en pleine tronche ! - - - 399 - Wouah ! - - - 400 - Époustouflant ! - - - 401 - Je n'ai même pas fait exprès ! - - - 402 - Quelqu'un a pris une photo ? - - - 403 - Et paf, le bouton éclate ! - - - 404 - Je t'avais dit de ne pas manger mexicain ! - - - 405 - Que puis-je dire... À part que je dégaine vite. - - - 406 - Ta cinématographie va me manquer... - - - 407 - Les cendres aux cendres, la poussière à la poussière. - - - 408 - Putain ! Tuons cette merde avant qu'elle procrée ! - - - 409 - Sans vouloir vous offenser, madame, je n'oserais pas vous toucher même avec un bâton. - - - 410 - La prochaine fois, essaye de tirer avec les yeux ouverts ! - - - 411 - Arrête de trembler ! Je ne veux pas te frapper ! - - - 412 - Merde, Œil de Lynx ! Je voulais accrocher ta tête au-dessus de ma cheminée ! - - - 413 - Et je prends contact avec toi ! Prépare-toi à mourir ! - - - 414 - Un couple ? On n'est pas marié ! - - - 415 - Je ne sais pas, peut-être que je vais leur envoyer mon CV après t'avoir tué ! - - - 416 - EdA ? Bordel, qu'est-ce que ça veut dire ? - - - 417 - Sans blague, Sherlock ! - - - 418 - Ça sera un aller simple pour toi ! - - - 419 - Oh oui, je t'en prie ! Sors à découvert ! - - - 420 - La chance, c'est pour les mauviettes, les vrais pros dépendent de leurs habiletés ! - - - 421 - Quoi ? Je peux te VOIR et t'ENTENDRE, blaireau ! - - - 422 - Ouais et ne pense même pas à prendre ta pause déjeuner !! - - - 423 - Je m'excuse, mais je n'ai pas noté ton nom ! - - - 424 - C'est sans importance, tu seras mort bien assez tôt. - - - 425 - Voilà pourquoi elle n'a pas reçu ma carte postale. - - - 426 - En effet ! - - - 427 - Tu sais que ça n'existe pas comme animal, hein ? - - - 428 - Pas encore. Mais bientôt, tu vas la rencontrer ! - - - 429 - Mon nom est problème ! - - - 430 - Je suis comme un bouledogue ! - - - 431 - Tu devrais, maintenant ! - - - 432 - Tes désirs sont des ordres ! - - - 433 - Personne ne me quitte... - - - 434 - Bienvenue à Arulco, amigo ! - - - 435 - Racaille ? Tu sais ce qu'elle te dit la racaille ?! - - - 436 - Non, merci ! - - - 437 - On va bien voir qui c'est qui donne la leçon ! - - - 438 - Tu as raison ! - - - 439 - Tu ne mérites pas d'avoir une chance ! - - - 440 - Les horoscopes mentent ! - - - 441 - Ding-dong ! - - - 442 - Il n'est pas encore trop tard ! - - - 443 - On va vérifier nous-même ! - - - 444 - Allez, plus que la tête ! - - - 445 - Tu m'as traité(e) de quoi là ?! - - - 446 - Je m'en tape ! - - - 447 - Je n'ai pas compris un traître mot ! - - - 448 - Encore moins loin dans un instant ! - - - 449 - Je ne suis pas vraiment diabolique.. Seulement un incompris. - - - 450 - Tu es un cinglé... Et je vais te guérir. - - - 451 - Je te fais sauter la cervelle ! - - - 452 - Fous-toi ça dans le cul, c'est pour la température ! - - - 453 - J'avale deux bérets verts au petit déjeuner ! - - - 454 - C'est fini pour vous, les cowboys ! - - - 455 - Tiens, minable ! - - - 456 - Je vais te mettre les tripes à l'air ! - - - 457 - Vive la Reine ! - - - 458 - Voici pour ta liberté, fils de pute ! - - - 459 - Ne me mets pas en colère ! - - - 460 - Je vais te briser ! - - - 461 - C'est pour la Reine ! - - - 462 - La Reine dit : À mort ! - - - 463 - Mais gagner sa vie en risquant de mourir... C'est dommage mon gars. - - - 464 - Mais gagner sa vie en risquant de mourir... C'est dommage ma poulette. - - - 465 - C'est le mieux que tu puisses faire ? - - - 466 - Ta vie s'achève ici, corne-cul ! - - - 467 - Très jolie, mais sais-tu te battre ? - - - 468 - Salut, mon pote ! - - - 469 - Je rends la justice... Une balle après l'autre ! - - - 470 - Viva la révolution ! - - - 471 - Tu vas te rendre, crapule ? - - - 472 - Merde, pendant un instant, j'ai cru que j'avais jeté la goupille... - - - 473 - C'est le moment de le sortir pour la tournée générale ! - - - 474 - "Idiot" ? Tu peux faire mieux que ça, non ? - - - 475 - À ta guise ! - - - 476 - Hé ! Je suis une dame ! - - - 477 - Je vais t'en creuser un ! À six pieds sous terre ! - - - 478 - Je suppose qu'il n'y a plus de place en enfer... - - - 479 - C'est une blague ? - - - 480 - Ils viennent pour nous ! - - - 481 - Parfait, c'est exactement ce dont a besoin ce pays... Une putain d'apocalypse de zombi ! - - - 482 - Rappelez-vous, tirer la tête... Seulement la tête... - - - 483 - Ça existe bel et bien ? Je veux dire... Va-t'en ! - - - 484 - On est juste foutu ! - - - 485 - Qu'est-ce que ce sera la prochaine fois ? Des loups-garous ? Des vampires ? - - - 486 - Tu viens pour moi ! Allez, cadavre putréfié ! - - - 487 - Je vais te renvoyer en enfer ! - - - 488 - Il nous faut plus d'ambulances ! - - - 489 - Oh merde ! Il peut sentir mon cerveau ! - - - 490 - Ce n'est pas un zombi ! Mais cette créature est infectée ! - - - 491 - Il court ou il marche ? Je suis perplexe... - - - 492 - Ça vit ! - - - 493 - C'est peut-être affectueux. - - - 494 - Ça vit... Plus ou moins. - - - 495 - Rien n'est jamais réel avant que ça ne le soit. - - - 496 - Ils vivent ! - - - 497 - Il doit y avoir une explication rationnelle. Un virus, les radiations de l'espace ou peut-être un météore... - - - 498 - Je ne négocierai pas avec des morts-vivants ! - - - 499 - Donc, il y a une vie après la mort ! - - - 500 - Ne pas utiliser la lettre Z ! - - - 501 - Merde alors. Intrigue à rebondissements ! - - - 502 - Merde, j'ai oublié de prendre ma pilule ! - - - 503 - Ça suffit, plus de drogue pour moi. - - - 504 - Je savais que le film était tiré d'une histoire vraie ! - - - 505 - Tu es un fils de pute fantasmagorique. - - - 506 - Oooh. "Zombie". Comme le film. - - - 507 - Zombi par ici ! - - - 508 - Putain de réchauffement climatique, on a de vrais problèmes ici ! - - - 509 - Un mort-vivant ! - - - 510 - C'est un cauchemar ! - - - 511 - Blasphème ! - - - 512 - Vas-y ! C’était même pas 17 secondes ! - - - 513 - À un certain moment dans ta vie, tu te rends compte que tu connais plus de gens mort que vivant. - - - 514 - J'ai peur des déglingués ! - - - 515 - C'est à se demander comment le monde est passé aussi vite, de pas terrible à gravement merdique. - - - 516 - Ça pourrait être pire. Ils pourraient être nazi ! - - - 517 - Je ne retrouve jamais ma tondeuse à gazon quand j'en ai besoin ? - - - 518 - C'est contre nature, croque-mitaine ! - - - 519 - Un mort doit rester mort. - - - 520 - Humm... Je parie que je ferais un super zombi. - - - 521 - Non ! Je ne veux pas devenir l'un des vôtres ! - - - 522 - Éloigne-toi de ma précieuse matière grise ! - - - 523 - S'il vous plaît, ne me mange pas ! Je suis gras et j'ai trop de sucre dans mon sang ! - - - 524 - Eh ! Je le découpe ?! - - - 525 - Ils vont me manger ! Oh mon DIEU ! - - - 526 - Pas mon visage ! Mon beau visage ! - - - 527 - QUEL CASSE-COUILLES ! - - - 528 - Tout à coup, j'ai une folle envie de cervelle ! - - - 529 - Ça fait mal d'être mort ? - - - 530 - Et reste mort, cette fois ! - - - 531 - Tu es mort... de nouveau. - - - 532 - Repose en pièces ! - - - 533 - S'il se relève encore, je chie dans mon froc. - - - 534 - Reste à terre ! - - - 535 - Retourne d'où tu viens ! - - - 536 - Le zombillard est mort. - - - 537 - Ouais ! À la revoyure ! - - - 538 - Punissons ! - - - 539 - Bingo !! - - - 540 - Je pense que tu apprécieras. - - - 541 - Je vais t'écraser comme un insecte ! - - - 542 - Voici... Johnny ! - - - 543 - Que quelqu'un appelle une ambulance ! - - - 544 - Mon Dieu, tu es si toquard que tu passerais pour un chef-d'œuvre d'art moderne ! - - - 545 - Eh bébé, je te rendrai folle même sans permis de conduire ! - - - 546 - OK, va chercher le reste de l'équipe... Je t'attends ! - - - 547 - Attention, la foudre pourrait te frapper... Oh, elle vient de le faire ! - - - 548 - Es-tu toujours aussi stupide ou seulement à une occasion spéciale ? - - - 549 - Regarde ce que tu m'as obligé(e) faire... - - - 550 - La lutte est l'ennemi, mais le plomb est le remède ! - - - 551 - Cause du décès : Intoxication aiguë par le plomb ! - - - 552 - Oh super ! Barbie est en ville ! - - - 553 - Regarde qui vient pique-niquer ! - - - 554 - Tu dois être barjot pour venir ici ! - - - 555 - Maintenant, tu as mon attention ! - - - 556 - Tu es si mignonne quand tu essayes de tirer ! - - - 557 - Tu es si mignon quand tu essayes de tirer ! - - - 558 - Hé petite, tu as su me faire plaisir aujourd'hui... - - - 559 - fichtre ! Tu as tiré tant de balles sur moi que je suis troublé(e) ! - - - 560 - Pas mal ! J'ai un super-pouvoir et je ne le savais même pas... Je peux esquiver les balles ! - - - 561 - Tu crois qu'en me tirant dessus, ça va résoudre tes problèmes ? - - - 562 - Ennui ! Ennui ! Et ennui ! Tu n'es qu'un ennui... - - - 563 - Je ris de tes compétences soi-disant supérieures ! - - - 564 - C'est ce que tu fais le mieux ? - - - 565 - C'est officiel : TU ES NUL ! - - - 566 - Tu ne peux pas me faire de mal ! - - - 567 - Oh, pourquoi cet air si sérieux ? Tu prends tout au premier degrés ? - - - 568 - Je ne suis pas en colère ! Mais tu le sauras quand je le suis ! - - - 569 - Allons, n'en fait pas une affaire d’État ! - - - 570 - Là, tu essayes de me faire chier ? - - - 571 - Tiens-tu vraiment à me blesser ? - - - 572 - J'aimerais te répondre sur-le-champ ! - - - 573 - Je vais te casser la gueule ! - - - 574 - Si tu tires encore sur moi... J'enroulerai ton arme autour de ton cou ! - - - 575 - Ça suffit, tu es foutu(e) ! - - - 576 - Je vais te frapper, te poignarder et t'étrangler ! Tu sais... C'est ce que font les vrais amis ! - - - 577 - Quelle souffrance, on devrait mettre un terme à sa misérable vie ! - - - 578 - Dieu trouvera une manière de te rattraper et ce ne sera pas joli. - - - 579 - L'armée... J'aurais dû m'en douter ! - - - 580 - Où avais-je la tête en venant ici ? - - - 581 - Je n'arrive pas à croire que je suis venu(e) ici avec ces idiots. - - - 582 - Pas d'armes ! Pas d'amis ! Pas d'espoir ! - - - 583 - Si ça ne tenait qu'à moi, je n'aurais jamais rejoint l'armée, mais ma mère m'a forcé(e)... - - - 584 - À L'AIDE ! je suis tombé sur un monstre indestructible ! - - - 585 - Hé les gars, c'est lui qui m'a mise en cloque ! - - - 586 - Les baleines savent se battre ? - - - 587 - Tu es perdu ? Les auditions pour "Sauvez Willy " sont par là ! - - - 588 - En voilà un qui délire... Il se prend pour un orque ! - - - 589 - Dis, tu te bats comme une grosse vache ! - - - 590 - Par ici, blaireau ! - - - 591 - Va en enfer, Hellar ! - - - 592 - Hé chérie, que fais-tu ici ? Tu n'as pas une lessive à faire ? - - - 593 - Tu as tes ragnagnas ? - - - 594 - Bordel, est-ce que cette gonzesse a aussi ses règles ??? Parce qu’on dirait qu’elle a déjà la maladie de la vache folle ! - - - 595 - Regardez, j'ai trouvé un fossile ! - - - 596 - Regardez, j'ai trouvé un fossile ! - - - 597 - Regardez, j'ai trouvé un fossile ! - - - 598 - Regardez, un dinosaure vivant ! - - - 599 - Regardez, un dinosaure vivant ! - - - 600 - Regardez, un dinosaure vivant ! - - - 601 - Tu tires sur moi ou tu as un pistolet à amorce ? - - - 602 - Tu tires sur moi ou tu as un pistolet à amorce ? - - - 603 - Ne t'arrête jamais d'essayer, qui sait, peut-être qu'un miracle se produira ! - - - 604 - Essaye encore, chérie ! Pas de pression. Pas de critique. Et je ne bouge pas d'un iota ! - - - 605 - Essaye encore, mon lapin ! Pas de pression. Pas de critique. Et je ne bouge pas d'un iota ! - - - 606 - Vas-y, continue à tirer... Je vais mourir d'ennui avant que tu ne touches quelque chose ! - - - 607 - L'excellence n'est pas une compétence. C'est une attitude. - - - 608 - Fais-moi confiance ! Je suis un(e) pro ! - - - 609 - Tu tires aussi vite que tu écartes les jambes... - - - 610 - Jolis pare-chocs ! Ce sont des vrais ? - - - 611 - Toi et ton arme... PANG ! PANG ! C'est quoi ce bordel, tu essaies de flinguer tout le monde ? - - - 612 - Le pauvre ! Il saigne... Attends, je vais te chercher une compresse. - - - 613 - Oh, la pauvre... Elle s'est cassée un ongle ! - - - 614 - Tu as l'air fatiguée, peut-être qu'on devrait t'aider à t'endormir... Mais d'une façon permanente ! - - - 615 - Je te vois et aussi à travers toi ! - - - 616 - Petit ennemi... Petites blessures ! - - - 617 - Je déteste vraiment cette violence inutile. - - - 618 - Whoua, tu es encore plus bête que tu en as l'air. - - - 619 - Tu me rappelles ce jeune... Corne-cul de Schwarzenegger ! - - - 620 - Tes parents étaient frère et sœur ? - - - 621 - Maintenant, on sait qu’on n’est pas si mignon, mais qu’est-ce qui t’est arrivé ??? - - - 622 - Je pourrais te maquiller avec mon fusil et tu auras toujours l’air distingué(e) ! - - - 623 - Holà ! Qui a laissé sortir le gorille de sa cage ? - - - 624 - Wouah, tu es vraiment... trop moche ! - - - 625 - Putain de merde, ils ont amené des travestis ! - - - 626 - Hé, fillette ! C'est quoi, ta coiffure... Tu ressembles à un saint-saint Bernard ! - - - 627 - As-tu remarqué à quel point "grandiose" rime avec "moi" et "pitoyable" avec "toi" ? - - - 628 - En tant qu’étranger, que penses-tu de la race humaine ? - - - 629 - Tu me fais penser à mon ami chinois... Tai Lei ! - - - 630 - Eh, c'est ma star du porno préférée ! - - - 631 - Tu sais, j'aimerais te gifler en ce moment, mais je ne veux pas me salir les mains ! - - - 632 - Ne tirez pas sur les pare-chocs ! - - - 633 - C'est l'heure d'un tour de magie... Bingo, il est parti ! - - - 634 - Que dirais-tu d'un rendez-vous... Juste toi, moi et un rouleau de scotch ? - - - 635 - Que dirais-tu d'un rendez-vous... Juste toi, moi et un rouleau de scotch ? - - - 636 - Tu essayes de m'impressionner ? - - - 637 - Hé, arrête de tirer ! Je suis au téléphone avec ma mère ! - - - 638 - Aïe, je suis touché, je suis touché... Mais non, je plaisante ! - - - 639 - Hé, que fait-on avec celui-ci... On l'abat ou on le laisse mourir de faim ? - - - 640 - Hé, que fait-on avec celle-ci... On l'abat ou on la laisse mourir de faim ? - - - 641 - Hé mon gars, qu'est-ce que tu as dans ton sac à dos ? Ton casse-croûte ? - - - 642 - Hé fillette, qu'as-tu dans ton sac à dos ? Ton casse-croûte ? - - - 643 - Des idiots ! Des idiots partout ! - - - 644 - Tu te bats si mal que tu ferais même pleurer les oignons ! - - - 645 - Je vois que le seul admirateur que tu as, c'est ton miroir. - - - 646 - Comment était cette dégustation de karma ? Pas terrible ? - - - 647 - Tu te prends toujours au sérieux ? - - - 648 - À cause de toi, ils ont mis le mot "échec" dans le dictionnaire. - - - 649 - Va ennuyer quelqu'un d'autre avec ta vie. - - - 650 - Quand j'ai vu ta sœur pour la première fois, j'ai pensé qu'elle est la créature la plus laide au monde, eh bien, je me suis trompé ! - - - 651 - Regarde-moi, maintenant regarde-toi et maintenant regarde-moi... Penses-tu toujours que tu es décontracté ? - - - 652 - Regarde-moi, maintenant regarde-toi et maintenant regarde-moi... Penses-tu toujours que tu es décontractée ? - - - 653 - Tout le monde mérite une fin heureuse, sauf toi ! - - - 654 - Quand mon frère va entendre ça, il va te botter le cul ! - - - 655 - Oh mon dieu, mon cœur s'est arrêté de battre pendant un instant ! - - - 656 - Je suis mort(e) de peur ! - - - 657 - Ça m'a donné la chair de poule ! - - - 658 - Quand on parle du loup... ! - - - 659 - Parfois, les chemins les moins fréquentés le sont pour une bonne raison ! - - - 660 - C'est la fin des haricots ! - - - 661 - Si je jette un bâton, tu vas courir après ? - - - 662 - Comment puis-je te manquer, si tu restes là ? - - - 663 - Tiens ma bière et regarde ça ! - - - 664 - Doux Jésus, il est tombé bizarrement ! Hahaha ! - - - 665 - Doux Jésus, elle est tombée bizarrement ! Hahaha ! - - - 666 - Oh mon Dieu, regarde-toi ! Quelqu'un d'autre a été blessé dans l'accident ? - - - 667 - Oh mon Dieu, regarde-toi ! Quelqu'un d'autre a été blessé dans l'accident ? - - - 668 - Je croyais que ton but était de mourir ! - - - 669 - Hé, corne-cul ! Par ici ! - - - 670 - Hé, le clown ! Tu es venu pour me distraire ? - - - 671 - Es-tu un colis ? Car c'est écrit "fragile" partout sur toi ! - - - 672 - Hé Pops, c'est toi qui as inventé l'électricité ? - - - 673 - J'adore ta perruque... Tu l'as eue où ? Ta mère t'en a fait cadeau ? - - - 674 - Excuse-moi, c'est ton nez ou c'est un autobus qui est garé sur ta figure ? - - - 675 - Tes parents ont eu des enfants viables ? - - - 676 - Quel curieux personnage, vraiment déprimant... Mouais, tu me fait pitié ! - - - 677 - Je n'ai jamais vu un tel ramassis de ploucs et ce qui n'arrange rien... Cons comme des balais ! - - - 678 - Franchement, ma chère, c'est le cadet de mes soucis ! - - - 679 - Si j'avais une quéquette, je te dirais de la sucer ! - - - 680 - C'est bien ce que je pensais. Tu n'as pas de couilles ! - - - 681 - Quoi ? Que dis-tu ? Je n'entends rien ! - - - 682 - Argh ! Mes oreilles saignent ! - - - 683 - C'est quoi ce sifflement ? - - - 684 - Hein ? C'est le silence complet... - - - 685 - Tiens, il n'y a plus de bruits tout à coup... C'est quoi ce binz ? - - - 686 - Merde, mes yeux ! - - - 687 - Je vois que dalle ! - - - 688 - Qui a éteint la lumière ?! - - - 689 - Oh, mes yeux ! - - - 690 - Oh mon Dieu, je suis aveugle ! - - - 691 - Merde alors, le prêtre avait raison ! Ça t'a rendu aveugle ! - - - 692 - Que quelqu'un m'aide ! Je ne vois plus rien ! - - - 693 - Tu crois que je ne vais pas t'avoir, car je suis aveugle ? Je sens ton odeur ! - - - 694 - Mes yeux me brûlent ! - - - 695 - Couvrez-moi, je recharge ! - - - 696 - Sans moi, je recharge ! - - - 697 - Sans moi, je recharge ! - - - 698 - Je dois recharger ! - - - 699 - Je recharge ! - - - 700 - Je n'ai plus rien ! - - - 701 - Je tire à sec ! - - - 702 - J'ai besoin de munitions ! - - - 703 - Je suis à court de munition ! - - - 704 - J'ai des fuites ! - - - 705 - Je saigne ! - - - 706 - Que quelqu'un me lance ce qu'il a ou soignez-moi ! - - - 707 - Mmmm... Du sang. - - - 708 - J'ai besoin de soins ! - - - 709 - Je pisse le sang ! - - - 710 - Je... n'arrive pas... À reprendre mon souffle... - - - 711 - Mes... poumons... - - - 712 - Gaz ! Aah... - - - 713 - Je ne peux plus respirer ! - - - 714 - Ça brûle ! - - - 715 - Ne t'inquiète pas, je vais t'en envoyer ! - - - 716 - Tu vas voir de quel bois je me chauffe ! - - - 717 - Tu ne souhaites pas vérifier tes dires ! - - - 718 - Tu as tort, laisse-moi de faire ton éducation ! - - - 719 - C'est une question ? - - - 720 - À qui la faute, si ton enculé de patron achète des armes de seconde main ? - - - 721 - Et bientôt, ça sera toi ! - - - 722 - La seule personne dégénérée qui se trouve ici, c'est toi salope ! - - - 723 - Ouais bien sûr et c'est pour ça que tu transpires ! - - - 724 - Tu as tout faux ! Ce n'était pas ton horoscope ! - - - 725 - Tes prédictions du jour : Évite les longs voyages, les nouvelles relations et les BALLES ! - - - 726 - Le mien dit que je vais tuer beaucoup de gens, aujourd'hui ! J'espère que ça va se réaliser ! - - - 727 - Dire qu'il y a des gens qui croient sérieusement en ces choses ? C'est pathétique. - - - 728 - Difficile ? Je peux faire ce tir avec les yeux fermés. - - - 729 - Et ce n'est que le début ! - - - 730 - Il ne t'aime plus ? - - - 731 - Et une dans les vapes. Suivant(e) ! - - - 732 - Tu es triste de dire ça ! - - - 733 - Eh bien, on peut jouer à cache-cache, maintenant ! - - - 734 - Tu as raison ! Et c'est la compagnie entière qui est là ! - - - 735 - Et ce n'est pas un perdant ! Tu aurais dû utiliser le pluriel ! Car j'en vaux... dix ! - - - 736 - On verra ça... - - - 737 - Non, ça ne l'est pas, mais ne t'inquiète pas, on sera gentil ! - - - 738 - Belle grammaire, corne-cul ! - - - 739 - Tu as besoin de fournitures, barjo ? - - - 740 - Viens, je vais t'en donner ! - - - 741 - Non, tu halètes, c'est tout ! Et non, ça ne vient pas de l'air ! - - - 742 - Je ne ferai jamais ça... Pourquoi se battre avec un couteau au lieu de prendre une bonne arme à feu ? - - - 743 - Il était drôle en effet... On a tellement ri, comme pendant nos exercices de tir, qu'on en a pissé dans nos frocs ! - - - 744 - Je connais quelques blagues aussi. Par exemple : Tu es une blague ! - - - 745 - Hé, une arme n'est pas stupide, mais toi si ! - - - 746 - Ça te convient parfaitement ? - - - 747 - Détends-toi ! Pourquoi faire tant d'histoires ? - - - 748 - La seule chose que tu vas recevoir... Ce sont des coups de pied au cul ! - - - 749 - Ah, ouais ? Attends de voir la prochaine ! - - - 750 - C'était un coup de semonce ! - - - 751 - Je vais t'égratigner jusqu'à la mort ! - - - 752 - Ce n'est pas une égratignure. C'est un putain canyon ! - - - 753 - Non, tu as besoin de mourir ! - - - 754 - Attends un peu, je suis en train de creuser un trou pour toi ! - - - 755 - Mon flingue ne t'aime pas ! - - - 756 - Boule de feu ? C'est quoi ce bordel, où crois-tu jouer ? Dans Street Fighter Alpha 3 ? - - - 757 - Ça me va, je suis ici. Suis le son de ma voix ! - - - 758 - Elles me disent toutes ça ! - - - 759 - Qu'il soit chaud et langoureux, s'il te plaît ! - - - 760 - On est là... On est homosexuel... Merde, ça sonne faux ! - - - 761 - On est là... On est homosexuel... Attends, ça ne va pas... Oups, on te fait le même effet ! - - - 762 - je suis disponible à tout moment pour toi ! - - - 763 - Pourquoi pas ? Tu n'as jamais eu un plan à trois ? - - - 764 - Alors là, tu nous fais de la peine ! - - - 765 - Allez viens, il y a toujours un endroit pour essayer de nouveaux trucs ! - - - 766 - Ne t'affole pas, ça sera juste un "colt bang" ! - - - 767 - Hé les gars, elle est juste en manque d'une arme chargée ! - - - 768 - Viens ici, je vais t'en donner. - - - 769 - C'est comme ça qu'on dit de nos jours ? - - - 770 - Je parie que tu t'es dit la même chose à ton premier rendez-vous ! - - - 771 - Qu'est-ce que tu viens de dire ? Loup ? On en a beaucoup avec nous... - - - 772 - Maintenant, je suis jaloux. - - - 773 - Je peux te consoler, si tu veux ! - - - 774 - On a des ours en abondance... Hans, viens ici ! - - - 775 - Où ? Où ? - - - 776 - Je pourrais peut-être t'aider avec mon colt ? - - - 777 - Tu dois vider la chambre... - - - 778 - Mais ça n'a rien de nouveau pour toi, hein ? - - - 779 - Merde, ça ne mérite même pas une réponse... Bordel, mais c'est la vie ! - - - 780 - Tu t'écoutes quand tu parles ? - - - 781 - Eh, je vais t'en faire une ! Attends un peu ! - - - 782 - Si tu envisages de changer ton kiné... Je fais du bénévolat ! - - - 783 - Ouais, je parie que tu aimes. Comme j'aime. - - - 784 - Oooh, non. Pas aujourd'hui ! - - - 785 - Non ! - - - 786 - Je ferais tout pour toi, princesse. - - - 787 - Je fais toujours cet effet sur les femmes. - - - 788 - Tu le fais exprès ? - - - 789 - Pffft. - - - 790 - Pffft. - - - 791 - je vais faire comme si je n'avais rien entendu. - - - 792 - Tiens bon ! Je me défringue, je prends ma bouée tube et je viens te sauver ! - - diff --git a/gamedir-languages/French_Version/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/French.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/French_Version/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/French.EnemyTaunts.xml index 3c59e003e..96eb91451 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/French_Version/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/French.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/French_Version/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/French.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1,3184 +1,189 @@ - - - - 0 - Taunt! (320 letters) - - - 1 - Enculé(e) ! - - - 2 - Suce-moi ça ! - - - 3 - Dis bonjour à ma pétoire ! - - - 4 - Viens par là ! - - - 5 - T'es à moi ! - - - 6 - Meurs ! - - - 7 - T'as peur enfoiré ? - - - 8 - Ça va faire mal ! - - - 9 - Bouffe la poussière et crève ! - - - 10 - Envoie-moi une carte postale de l'ENFER ! - - - 11 - Viens voir papa ! - - - 12 - Viens voir maman ! - - - 13 - Je vais te couper les couilles ! - - - 14 - Je vais t'envoyer à six pieds sous terre dans peu de temps ! - - - 15 - Retourne chez ta mère, looserr ! - - - 16 - Hé, tu veux jouer ? - - - 17 - Hé, donne-moi ça ! - - - 18 - Beau jouet ! - - - 19 - T'aurais dû rester chez toi, salope ! - - - 20 - T'aurais dû rester chez toi, enculé ! - - - 21 - Crève vermine ! - - - 22 - Tu as peur ? - - - 23 - Danse pour moi ! - - - 24 - C'est trop drôle ! - - - 25 - Pan pan pan ! - - - 26 - Les armes ne tuent pas les gens, moi si ! - - - 27 - Je suis le(a) meilleur(e) ! - - - 28 - Agenouille-toi devant moi ! - - - 29 - Allez viens ! Je n'ai pas toute la vie ! - - - 30 - Prends ça, traître ! - - - 31 - Je suis meilleur(e) que toi ! - - - 32 - Tu t'en es pris au mauvais bonhomme ! - - - 33 - Tu vas apprendre que je ne suis pas une fille facile ! - - - 34 - Arrête de me faire perdre mon temps ! - - - 35 - Tu le mérites bien ! - - - 36 - Ouais ! - - - 37 - Mais oui ! - - - 38 - Tu es mort(e). - - - 39 - Ça t'a plu ? - - - 40 - Tu l'as bien cherché ! - - - 41 - Bien le bonjour ! - - - 42 - Dites "cheese" ! - - - 43 - Yippee ki-yay, pauvre con ! - - - 44 - Peux-tu mourir, s'il te plaît ? - - - 45 - C'est le jour des poubelles ! - - - 46 - C'est l'heure du barbecue ! - - - 47 - Avale ça ! - - - 48 - Paf ! - - - 49 - Badaboum ! - - - 50 - Évite ça ! - - - 51 - J'aime ça ! - - - 52 - Hahaha! - - - 53 - Crève, salope ! - - - 54 - Crève, fils de pute ! - - - 55 - Dis tes prières ! - - - 56 - Oh que oui ! - - - 57 - Rien ne vaut un bon carnage ! - - - 58 - Mon arme est plus grosse que la tienne ! - - - 59 - J'ai un cadeau pour toi ! - - - 60 - Observe et apprends. - - - 61 - Une livraison spéciale ! - - - 62 - Tu devrais voir ta gueule ! - - - 63 - Tu n'as rien vu venir, hé hé ? - - - 64 - Échec et mat ! - - - 65 - J'ai toujours rêvé de faire ça. - - - 66 - La paix par la puissance ! - - - 67 - Ce turbin n'est pas si mal que ça. - - - 68 - Maintenant, je me souviens pourquoi j'ai rejoint l'armée ! - - - 69 - Ooh, plus fort que ça... Tu meurs ! - - - 70 - De rien ! - - - 71 - Le voisinage se dégrade, on dirait ! - - - 72 - Refusé ! - - - 73 - Je vais te trépaner ! - - - 74 - Viens voir papa. - - - 75 - Montre-moi tes couilles ! - - - 76 - Je vais te découper en rondelles ! - - - 77 - Hannibal Lecter, ppfft tu ne me connais pas ! - - - 78 - Je peux sentir ta peur ! - - - 79 - Je vais défoncer ton crâne ! - - - 80 - Je vais te savater la tronche jusqu'à ta mort ! - - - 81 - À l'attaque ! - - - 82 - Les armes sont pour les femmelettes ! - - - 83 - Ton cul est à moi ! - - - 84 - Si tu bouges encore, je te pète les jambes pour te les faire bouffer ! - - - 85 - Bienvenue dans ce monde de souffrance. Et je suis ton guide ! - - - 86 - Je vais te découper comme une mangue ! - - - 87 - Des têtes vont tomber ! - - - 88 - On s'approche ! - - - 89 - Prêt ou pas, j'arrive ! - - - 90 - C'est le moment de jouer perso ! - - - 91 - Arrête-moi si tu le peux ! - - - 92 - Rien que toi et moi ! Pas de règles ! Amène-toi, poltron ! - - - 93 - Tu ne me laisses pas le choix ! - - - 94 - Je vais te tuer ! - - - 95 - À quoi sert une arme ? - - - 96 - Je vais te poignarder jusqu'à ce que tu dises "aïe, je suis mort ! - - - 97 - Tu as besoin d'un petit ravalement de façades ? - - - 98 - Eh mais, c'est Noël ! Et tu as été TRÈS méchant ! - - - 99 - Je te préviens ! J'ai vu "Opération dragon "... DEUX FOIS ! - - - 100 - Un petit câlin ! - - - 101 - Je te promets que ça ne fera pas mal... Ou pas beaucoup. - - - 102 - Repéré ! - - - 103 - Putain, je n'arrive pas à croire ce que je viens de faire ! - - - 104 - Attrape ! - - - 105 - Et c'est parti ! - - - 106 - Prends-toi ça ! - - - 107 - Et un pour toi ! - - - 108 - Mouahaha ! - - - 109 - Attrape ça sale porc ! - - - 110 - Étrangle-toi avec ça ! - - - 111 - Bouffe-moi ça ! - - - 112 - Et pourquoi pas un peu d'acupuncture ? - - - 113 - En plein dans le mille ! - - - 114 - Voici une marque de ma gratitude ! - - - 115 - Viens, j'ai une jolie lame qui brille pour toi. - - - 116 - Garde la monnaie ! - - - 117 - Aucun retour n'est accepté ! - - - 118 - Les voilà ! - - - 119 - Tous aux abris ! - - - 120 - Grenade ! - - - 121 - En voilà d'autres qui sortent de leur trou. - - - 122 - Ça va péter ! - - - 123 - Attention ! On a peut-être un contact ! - 1 - - - 124 - Écoutez, il y a un truc bizarre. - 1 - - - 125 - Quelqu'un peut aller vérifier ces bruits ? - 1 - 1 - - - 126 - Contact possible ! Oh, j'espère que ce sont eux. Je n'ai pas tué depuis trop longtemps. - 1 - 1 - - - 127 - Laisse-moi deviner, c'est une fausse alerte. - 1 - 1 - - - 128 - Ils sont là ! - 1 - - - 129 - Yeah, la partie peut commencer ! - - - 130 - J'ai attendu ce moment depuis si longtemps ! - - - 131 - La petite suceuse qui en tue le moins paye sa tournée. - - - 132 - Ils n'ont aucune idée de ce qui les attend... - - - 133 - Tenez-vous prêts ! - - - 134 - C'est l'heure de tuer ! - - - 135 - Preums sur les lance roquettes qu'on récupère sur les corps ! - - - 136 - Enfin ! On va pouvoir faire un carnage ! - - - 137 - Ah, j'ai hâte de leur mettre la main dessus ! - - - 138 - Enfin, mon entraînement paye. - - - 139 - Réveillez-vous ! - - - 140 - Il est temps de gagner ma croûte... - - - 141 - Maintenant, je vais pouvoir faire mes preuves. - - - 142 - On a l'avantage ! - - - 143 - Peut-être que j'aurai une médaille ! - - - 144 - On est attaqué ! - - - 145 - Oh, n'est-ce pas tout simplement génial ? - - - 146 - Putain, on ne peut pas faire sa sieste pénard ici ?! - - - 147 - Une attaque ennemie... C'est vraiment nouveau. - - - 148 - Évidemment, personne n'a rien vu venir ! - - - 149 - Je déserte au moindre signe d'échec... - - - 150 - Fantastique ! - - - 151 - "Bien sûr, ils n'oseraient pas nous attaquer". D'acccooord. - - - 152 - Merci, pour avoir transformé ma journée de merde en un désastre complet, corne-cul ! - - - 153 - Tout le monde reste calme et on survivra. - - - 154 - En position ! - - - 155 - J'espérais que ça n'arriverait jamais... - - - 156 - Feu à volonté ! - - - 157 - Ça devait forcément arriver. - - - 158 - T'as entendu ! - - - 159 - Qui est là ? - - - 160 - Qu'est-ce que c'était ? - - - 161 - Eh ! C'est quoi ce bordel ? - - - 162 - Montre-toi ! - - - 163 - Je te préviens... Mon attention est à son MAX ! - - - 164 - C'est quoi ce merdier ? - - - 165 - Tu sais, je ne suis pas sourd ? - - - 166 - Hé ! - - - 167 - Sors, lâche ! - - - 168 - Eh ! Qui a fait tout ce boucan ? - - - 169 - Où que tu sois, viens te présenter ! - - - 170 - Hé ! J'ai entendu un drôle de bruit ! - - - 171 - Il y a quelqu'un ? - - - 172 - Je dois aller vérifier. - - - 173 - Quelqu'un jouerait-il au malin par ici ? - - - 174 - D'étranges bruits... - - - 175 - Quelqu'un peut aller vérifier, s'il vous plaît ? - - - 176 - C'était juste le vent... Attends une seconde... Il n'y a pas de vent ! - - - 177 - Montre-toi ! On ne te veut aucun mal... Et on est inoffensifs. - - - 178 - Da'ffff...! - - - 179 - Grosse erreur ! - - - 180 - Oh putain ! - - - 181 - Ennemi ! - - - 182 - Ennemi !!! - - - 183 - Alerte ! Alerte ! - - - 184 - Ils sont là ! - - - 185 - Intrus ! - - - 186 - On a de la compagnie ! - - - 187 - Prépare-toi à souffrir ! - - - 188 - Merde alors ! - - - 189 - Oh, salut. - - - 190 - Laisse-moi deviner, où te trouves-tu... ? - - - 191 - J'ai une ligne de tir ! - - - 192 - Des forces ennemies ! - - - 193 - Ennemi détecté ! - - - 194 - Ennemi par ici ! - - - 195 - On est vraiment dans une grosse merde... - - - 196 - Ça faisait partie de mon plan ! - - - 197 - J'en ai plein le cul ! - - - 198 - Oh mon Dieu ! - - - 199 - On n'est pas assez payé pour ce foutoir ! - - - 200 - C'est à quel moment que tout est parti en couille ? - - - 201 - Je vais chercher quelques potes ! - - - 202 - Tu me le payeras... Mais pas aujourd'hui !! - - - 203 - Ce n'est vraiment pas fair-play ! - - - 204 - Tu ne crois pas que je vais te pardonner ! - - - 205 - C'est vraiment trop pour moi. - - - 206 - Je reviendrai quand tu t'y attendras le moins, connard ! - - - 207 - Je te laisse en vie... Pour l'instant. - - - 208 - Trop c'est trop ! - - - 209 - Ça commence à bien faire ! Je me casse ! - - - 210 - Ça commence à bien faire ! Je ne suis même pas soldat ! - - - 211 - Je ne fuis pas... C'est une retraite stratégique ! - - - 212 - J'en ai assez vu. - - - 213 - Non, non et non ! - - - 214 - Fuyons sur les hauteurs ! - - - 215 - On va dire que c'est un match nul. - - - 216 - Ils disent de rejoindre l'armée. Mais pas pour cette merde ! - - - 217 - Je ne regrette rien ! - - - 218 - Game over ! - - - 219 - Soyons amis ! - - - 220 - La fête est finie ! - - - 221 - La violence n'est pas une réponse ! - - - 222 - Je suis trop jeune pour mourir ! - - - 223 - Allez vous faire foutre les mecs, je rentre chez moi ! - - - 224 - Faites l'amour, pas la guerre ! - - - 225 - J'ai... Heu, laissé les lumières allumées chez moi. Je dois y aller ! - - - 226 - Laisse-moi ton numéro de téléphone et je t'appelle ! - - - 227 - Aaaïe ! - - - 228 - Je vois rouge... - - - 229 - Merde, je vais tomber dans les pommes. - - - 230 - Pouah ! - - - 231 - Ça... Ça fait mal ! - - - 232 - Tu vas regret... uhh... ter ça. - - - 233 - Bordel ! - - - 234 - C'est quoi ce bordel ? - - - 235 - Aïe ! - - - 236 - Enfoiré ! - - - 237 - Tu n'es qu'une merde ! - - - 238 - Enfoiré, tu vas payer pour ça ! - - - 239 - T'as baisé le mauvais gars ! - - - 240 - Là... Tu m'as... mis en rogne. - - - 241 - Ce n'était rien ! - - - 242 - Hé ! Je suis toujours là ! - - - 243 - Même pas mal ! - - - 244 - La douleur n'est qu'une faiblesse qui quitte mon corps ! - - - 245 - La douleur n'est qu'une illusion ! - - - 246 - Qui penses-tu être ? - - - 247 - Oh, allez viens ! - - - 248 - Pourquoi moi ?! - - - 249 - Ça te fait plus de mal qu'à moi ! - - - 250 - Je suis allergique à la douleur ! - - - 251 - Hé, Cordona ! Deidranna te passe le bonjour ! - - - 252 - Je vais avoir ma promotion en te tuant, sale rebelle ! - - - 253 - Merde alors, c'est Gus ! On est foutu ! - - - 254 - Hé, c'est le gars qui joue dans "Les mystères de l'Est" ! Je suis ton plus grand fan ! - - - 255 - Pan-pan ! Tout comme dans "La bavure des clydesdales" ! - - - 256 - Beaucoup de poussière, de balles ! - - - 257 - Remonte donc sur ta Honda et retourne voyager ! - - - 258 - Pardonnez-moi, car j'ai péché ! - - - 259 - Où est ton Dieu, maintenant ? - - - 260 - Mon Père, que dit le cinquième commandement ? Sale hypocrite ! - - - 261 - Retourne dans ta tombe, foutu zombi ! - - - 262 - Maintenant, c'est une cible facile ! - - - 263 - Ennemi détecté ! La vache, difficile de le louper... - - - 264 - Je fais une faveur au monde en éliminant ta face de raie ! - - - 265 - Hé chérie, donne-moi ton numéro de téléphone et j'arrête de tirer ! - - - 266 - Hé mon joli, donne-moi ton numéro de téléphone et j'arrête de tirer ! - - - 267 - Qui est cette psychopathe ? - - - 268 - N'es-tu pas un peu trop âgé pour ça, vieux schnock ? - - - 269 - Épouse-moi ! - - - 270 - Pathétique ! - - - 271 - Essaye encore, si tu l'oses. - - - 272 - Ne m'oblige pas à aller là-bas ! - - - 273 - Tu viens de faire ta plus grosse erreur ! - - - 274 - Quand je prendrai ton arme... Tes mains seront froides ! - - - 275 - Tu vas regretter d'avoir raté ton tir ! - - - 276 - Sur qui tires-tu ? - - - 277 - Qui t'a appris à tirer ? - - - 278 - Tu vas payer pour ça ! - - - 279 - Fils de pute ! - - - 280 - T'es naze ! - - - 281 - Manchot ! - - - 282 - Tu essayes vraiment ? - - - 283 - T'aimerais bien, hein ?! - - - 284 - Hé, le bleu ! Apprends à tirer ! - - - 285 - Seulement dans tes rêves ! - - - 286 - Je ne suis pas impressionné(e) ! - - - 287 - Ça n'arrivera jamais. - - - 288 - Bouh ! - - - 289 - Les mômes ne devraient pas jouer avec des armes ! - - - 290 - Bien essayé ! - - - 291 - Ma grand-mère tire mieux que toi ! - - - 292 - Ce tir était mauvais, tu devrais te sentir minable ! - - - 293 - Pas trop mal. - - - 294 - Tu ne peux pas me toucher ! - - - 295 - Oh, ne laisse pas la déception te gagner. - - - 296 - Retourne dans ta cuisine, où c'est ta place, femme ! - - - 297 - C'est pas passé loin. - - - 298 - Fais un effort ! - - - 299 - Ouf ! - - - 300 - Sûrement pas ! - - - 301 - La prochaine fois... Peut-être ! - - - 302 - Pas aujourd'hui ! - - - 303 - À un poil de cul près ! - - - 304 - Ça m'a réveillé(e) ! - - - 305 - Tu n'es qu'un fils de pute ! - - - 306 - Je vais te démolir ! - - - 307 - Mort ou vif, tu viens avec moi. - - - 308 - Je botterai le cul pour la reine ! - - - 309 - Je t'ai cherché, je t'ai trouvé et maintenant je vais te tuer ! - - - 310 - Ça finira mal pour l'un de nous et ça ne sera pas moi ! - - - 311 - C'est le mieux que tu puisses faire ? - - - 312 - Ta vie s'achève ici, corne-cul ! - - - 313 - Très jolie, mais tu peux te battre ? - - - 314 - Salut, mon pote ! - - - 315 - Je rends la justice... Une balle après l'autre ! - - - 316 - Viva la révolution ! - - - 317 - Garde une place en enfer pour ta Reine ! - - - 318 - Tu vas te rendre, crapule ? - - - 319 - Merde, pendant un instant, j'ai cru que j'avais jeté la goupille... - - - 320 - Merde, merde et merde... - - - 321 - On va tous mourir ! - - - 322 - Que Dieu m'aide ! - - - 323 - On est dans la merde... Dans la merde jusque là. - - - 324 - Je ne rêve pas du tout ! je ne suis pas endormi(e) ! - - - 325 - Putain de merde ! - - - 326 - J'ai un mauvais feeling cette fois. - - - 327 - Ce sont des putains de commandos ! - - - 328 - Pourquoi les merdes sont toujours pour moi ?! - - - 329 - Je n'arrive plus à faire face. - - - 330 - Qu'est-ce que je vais faire maintenant ? - - - 331 - Je devrais foutre le camp ! - - - 332 - Oh non, comment ça a pu se produire ? - - - 333 - Je ne me battrai pas tout(e) seul(e) contre ces bâtards ! - - - 334 - Où est la cavalerie ? - - - 335 - Ça suffit, j'abandonne... - - - 336 - Le docteur est là ! - - - 337 - Opération réussie ! - - - 338 - Je vais te découper comme un poulet ! - - - 339 - Saigne ! - - - 340 - Je n'arrive pas à croire qu'on me paye pour ça ! - - - 341 - Tu n'as vraiment rien d'exceptionnel ! - - - 342 - Tu sais ce qu'il faudrait en ce moment ? Des fèves et un verre de chianti ! - - - 343 - Couper, désosser et hacher ! - - - 344 - De la viande fraîche ! - - - 345 - Je vais boire ton sang ! - - - 346 - Je vais te vider comme un poisson ! - - - 347 - Voyons voir ce qu'il y a dans cette pinata ! - - - 348 - Quand j'en aurai fini avec toi, tu chanteras comme soprano ! - - - 349 - Tu as besoin d'un bon rasage ! - - - 350 - Ne t'inquiète pas, il est désinfecté ! - - - 351 - Fais-moi voir ce que tu as dans le ventre ! - - - 352 - C'est l'heure de l'hara-kiri, trou du cul ! - - - 353 - Hé, ton lacet est défait ! - - - 354 - Il y a de la moutarde sur ton T-shirt ! - - - 355 - Je vais te transformer en chair à patée ! - - - 356 - Tu as de belles oreilles, Dumbo ! Elles seront bien sur mon collier ! - - - 357 - Je vais briser tous tes os ! - - - 358 - Besoin d'une petite rhinoplastie ? - - - 359 - Normalement, je ne frappe jamais une femme... Et à qui je vais faire croire ça ? - - - 360 - Regarde ? Les femmes aussi savent se battre ! - - - 361 - Girls power ! - - - 362 - Et tu es mort. - - - 363 - Suivant(e) ! - - - 364 - Ce n'est qu'un avant-goût, enculés(es) ! - - - 365 - Je pense qu'il est temps de fouiller ce corps. - - - 366 - C'est un travail agréable de te tuer. - - - 367 - Tu vas bien ? Tu as l'air d'être... mort ! - - - 368 - Et un(e) autre à ma collection ! - - - 369 - Tu pourrais ESSAYER de mourir dans la dignité. - - - 370 - Il a retourné sa veste une fois de trop. - - - 371 - Va rôtir en enfer, perfide bâtard. - - - 372 - Je te nique, Mike ! Ça sonne bien dans ma tête. - - - 373 - Je vais te donner mon autographe Gillitt... Sur ton registre de condoléances ! - - - 374 - Je savais que j'étais meilleur(e) que toi, Gillitt ! - - - 375 - Je viens de buter Miguel ! Enfin, la Reine va entendre parler de moi ! - - - 376 - Pathétique. - - - 377 - Amateur. - - - 378 - Que ça vous serve de leçon à tous ! - - - 379 - Tu l’auras voulu. - - - 380 - Ta chance a tourné ! - - - 381 - C'est l'heure de payer les pots cassés ! - - - 382 - Une personne peut aller vérifier son pouls. - - - 383 - Une personne peut aller vérifier son pouls. - - - 384 - Adios ! - - - 385 - Oh, Roxy. Je n'ai même pas eu le temps pour te lire mon poème... - - - 386 - C'est bien fait pour toi, pétasse ! - - - 387 - Au nom de tous les hommes de la terre : tu vas nous manquer. - - - 388 - Oh, c'est dommage. Elle était plutôt mignonne. - - - 389 - Bonne nuit doux prince. - - - 390 - Bon, je crois qu'il serait raisonnable de penser qu'il est mort. - - - 391 - Bon, je crois qu'il serait raisonnable de penser qu'elle est morte. - - - 392 - Diagnostic : Négatif ! - - - 393 - Ce n'était pas obligé de se terminer comme ça ! - - - 394 - Je crois que je vais sauter un repas aujourd'hui... - - - 395 - Ha ha ha ! Putain, c'est génial ! - - - 396 - Putain, trop cool ! J'adore ce travail ! - - - 397 - D'accord, tu ne l'utilises pas de toute façon. - - - 398 - Bam, en pleine tronche ! - - - 399 - Wouah ! - - - 400 - Époustouflant ! - - - 401 - Je n'ai même pas fait exprès ! - - - 402 - Quelqu'un a pris une photo ? - - - 403 - Et paf, le bouton éclate ! - - - 404 - Je t'avais dit de ne pas manger mexicain ! - - - 405 - Que puis-je dire... À part que je dégaine vite. - - - 406 - Ta cinématographie va me manquer... - - - 407 - Les cendres aux cendres, la poussière à la poussière. - - - 408 - Putain ! Tuons cette merde avant qu'elle procrée ! - - - 409 - Sans vouloir vous offenser, madame, je n'oserais pas vous toucher même avec un bâton. - - - 410 - La prochaine fois, essaye de tirer avec les yeux ouverts ! - - - 411 - Arrête de trembler ! Je ne veux pas te frapper ! - - - 412 - Merde, Œil de Lynx ! Je voulais accrocher ta tête au-dessus de ma cheminée ! - - - 413 - Et je prends contact avec toi ! Prépare-toi à mourir ! - - - 414 - Un couple ? On n'est pas marié ! - - - 415 - Je ne sais pas, peut-être que je vais leur envoyer mon CV après t'avoir tué ! - - - 416 - EdA ? Bordel, qu'est-ce que ça veut dire ? - - - 417 - Sans blague, Sherlock ! - - - 418 - Ça sera un aller simple pour toi ! - - - 419 - Oh oui, je t'en prie ! Sors à découvert ! - - - 420 - La chance, c'est pour les mauviettes, les vrais pros dépendent de leurs habiletés ! - - - 421 - Quoi ? Je peux te VOIR et t'ENTENDRE, blaireau ! - - - 422 - Ouais et ne pense même pas à prendre ta pause déjeuner !! - - - 423 - Je m'excuse, mais je n'ai pas noté ton nom ! - - - 424 - C'est sans importance, tu seras mort bien assez tôt. - - - 425 - Voilà pourquoi elle n'a pas reçu ma carte postale. - - - 426 - En effet ! - - - 427 - Tu sais que ça n'existe pas comme animal, hein ? - - - 428 - Pas encore. Mais bientôt, tu vas la rencontrer ! - - - 429 - Mon nom est problème ! - - - 430 - Je suis comme un bouledogue ! - - - 431 - Tu devrais, maintenant ! - - - 432 - Tes désirs sont des ordres ! - - - 433 - Personne ne me quitte... - - - 434 - Bienvenue à Arulco, amigo ! - - - 435 - Racaille ? Tu sais ce qu'elle te dit la racaille ?! - - - 436 - Non, merci ! - - - 437 - On va bien voir qui c'est qui donne la leçon ! - - - 438 - Tu as raison ! - - - 439 - Tu ne mérites pas d'avoir une chance ! - - - 440 - Les horoscopes mentent ! - - - 441 - Ding-dong ! - - - 442 - Il n'est pas encore trop tard ! - - - 443 - On va vérifier nous-même ! - - - 444 - Allez, plus que la tête ! - - - 445 - Tu m'as traité(e) de quoi là ?! - - - 446 - Je m'en tape ! - - - 447 - Je n'ai pas compris un traître mot ! - - - 448 - Encore moins loin dans un instant ! - - - 449 - Je ne suis pas vraiment diabolique.. Seulement un incompris. - - - 450 - Tu es un cinglé... Et je vais te guérir. - - - 451 - Je te fais sauter la cervelle ! - - - 452 - Fous-toi ça dans le cul, c'est pour la température ! - - - 453 - J'avale deux bérets verts au petit déjeuner ! - - - 454 - C'est fini pour vous, les cowboys ! - - - 455 - Tiens, minable ! - - - 456 - Je vais te mettre les tripes à l'air ! - - - 457 - Vive la Reine ! - - - 458 - Voici pour ta liberté, fils de pute ! - - - 459 - Ne me mets pas en colère ! - - - 460 - Je vais te briser ! - - - 461 - C'est pour la Reine ! - - - 462 - La Reine dit : À mort ! - - - 463 - Mais gagner sa vie en risquant de mourir... C'est dommage mon gars. - - - 464 - Mais gagner sa vie en risquant de mourir... C'est dommage ma poulette. - - - 465 - C'est le mieux que tu puisses faire ? - - - 466 - Ta vie s'achève ici, corne-cul ! - - - 467 - Très jolie, mais sais-tu te battre ? - - - 468 - Salut, mon pote ! - - - 469 - Je rends la justice... Une balle après l'autre ! - - - 470 - Viva la révolution ! - - - 471 - Tu vas te rendre, crapule ? - - - 472 - Merde, pendant un instant, j'ai cru que j'avais jeté la goupille... - - - 473 - C'est le moment de le sortir pour la tournée générale ! - - - 474 - "Idiot" ? Tu peux faire mieux que ça, non ? - - - 475 - À ta guise ! - - - 476 - Hé ! Je suis une dame ! - - - 477 - Je vais t'en creuser un ! À six pieds sous terre ! - - - 478 - Je suppose qu'il n'y a plus de place en enfer... - - - 479 - C'est une blague ? - - - 480 - Ils viennent pour nous ! - - - 481 - Parfait, c'est exactement ce dont a besoin ce pays... Une putain d'apocalypse de zombi ! - - - 482 - Rappelez-vous, tirer la tête... Seulement la tête... - - - 483 - Ça existe bel et bien ? Je veux dire... Va-t'en ! - - - 484 - On est juste foutu ! - - - 485 - Qu'est-ce que ce sera la prochaine fois ? Des loups-garous ? Des vampires ? - - - 486 - Tu viens pour moi ! Allez, cadavre putréfié ! - - - 487 - Je vais te renvoyer en enfer ! - - - 488 - Il nous faut plus d'ambulances ! - - - 489 - Oh merde ! Il peut sentir mon cerveau ! - - - 490 - Ce n'est pas un zombi ! Mais cette créature est infectée ! - - - 491 - Il court ou il marche ? Je suis perplexe... - - - 492 - Ça vit ! - - - 493 - C'est peut-être affectueux. - - - 494 - Ça vit... Plus ou moins. - - - 495 - Rien n'est jamais réel avant que ça ne le soit. - - - 496 - Ils vivent ! - - - 497 - Il doit y avoir une explication rationnelle. Un virus, les radiations de l'espace ou peut-être un météore... - - - 498 - Je ne négocierai pas avec des morts-vivants ! - - - 499 - Donc, il y a une vie après la mort ! - - - 500 - Ne pas utiliser la lettre Z ! - - - 501 - Merde alors. Intrigue à rebondissements ! - - - 502 - Merde, j'ai oublié de prendre ma pilule ! - - - 503 - Ça suffit, plus de drogue pour moi. - - - 504 - Je savais que le film était tiré d'une histoire vraie ! - - - 505 - Tu es un fils de pute fantasmagorique. - - - 506 - Oooh. "Zombie". Comme le film. - - - 507 - Zombi par ici ! - - - 508 - Putain de réchauffement climatique, on a de vrais problèmes ici ! - - - 509 - Un mort-vivant ! - - - 510 - C'est un cauchemar ! - - - 511 - Blasphème ! - - - 512 - Vas-y ! C’était même pas 17 secondes ! - - - 513 - À un certain moment dans ta vie, tu te rends compte que tu connais plus de gens mort que vivant. - - - 514 - J'ai peur des déglingués ! - - - 515 - C'est à se demander comment le monde est passé aussi vite, de pas terrible à gravement merdique. - - - 516 - Ça pourrait être pire. Ils pourraient être nazi ! - - - 517 - Je ne retrouve jamais ma tondeuse à gazon quand j'en ai besoin ? - - - 518 - C'est contre nature, croque-mitaine ! - - - 519 - Un mort doit rester mort. - - - 520 - Humm... Je parie que je ferais un super zombi. - - - 521 - Non ! Je ne veux pas devenir l'un des vôtres ! - - - 522 - Éloigne-toi de ma précieuse matière grise ! - - - 523 - S'il vous plaît, ne me mange pas ! Je suis gras et j'ai trop de sucre dans mon sang ! - - - 524 - Eh ! Je le découpe ?! - - - 525 - Ils vont me manger ! Oh mon DIEU ! - - - 526 - Pas mon visage ! Mon beau visage ! - - - 527 - QUEL CASSE-COUILLES ! - - - 528 - Tout à coup, j'ai une folle envie de cervelle ! - - - 529 - Ça fait mal d'être mort ? - - - 530 - Et reste mort, cette fois ! - - - 531 - Tu es mort... de nouveau. - - - 532 - Repose en pièces ! - - - 533 - S'il se relève encore, je chie dans mon froc. - - - 534 - Reste à terre ! - - - 535 - Retourne d'où tu viens ! - - - 536 - Le zombillard est mort. - - - 537 - Ouais ! À la revoyure ! - - - 538 - Punissons ! - - - 539 - Bingo !! - - - 540 - Je pense que tu apprécieras. - - - 541 - Je vais t'écraser comme un insecte ! - - - 542 - Voici... Johnny ! - - - 543 - Que quelqu'un appelle une ambulance ! - - - 544 - Mon Dieu, tu es si toquard que tu passerais pour un chef-d'œuvre d'art moderne ! - - - 545 - Eh bébé, je te rendrai folle même sans permis de conduire ! - - - 546 - OK, va chercher le reste de l'équipe... Je t'attends ! - - - 547 - Attention, la foudre pourrait te frapper... Oh, elle vient de le faire ! - - - 548 - Es-tu toujours aussi stupide ou seulement à une occasion spéciale ? - - - 549 - Regarde ce que tu m'as obligé(e) faire... - - - 550 - La lutte est l'ennemi, mais le plomb est le remède ! - - - 551 - Cause du décès : Intoxication aiguë par le plomb ! - - - 552 - Oh super ! Barbie est en ville ! - - - 553 - Regarde qui vient pique-niquer ! - - - 554 - Tu dois être barjot pour venir ici ! - - - 555 - Maintenant, tu as mon attention ! - - - 556 - Tu es si mignonne quand tu essayes de tirer ! - - - 557 - Tu es si mignon quand tu essayes de tirer ! - - - 558 - Hé petite, tu as su me faire plaisir aujourd'hui... - - - 559 - fichtre ! Tu as tiré tant de balles sur moi que je suis troublé(e) ! - - - 560 - Pas mal ! J'ai un super-pouvoir et je ne le savais même pas... Je peux esquiver les balles ! - - - 561 - Tu crois qu'en me tirant dessus, ça va résoudre tes problèmes ? - - - 562 - Ennui ! Ennui ! Et ennui ! Tu n'es qu'un ennui... - - - 563 - Je ris de tes compétences soi-disant supérieures ! - - - 564 - C'est ce que tu fais le mieux ? - - - 565 - C'est officiel : TU ES NUL ! - - - 566 - Tu ne peux pas me faire de mal ! - - - 567 - Oh, pourquoi cet air si sérieux ? Tu prends tout au premier degrés ? - - - 568 - Je ne suis pas en colère ! Mais tu le sauras quand je le suis ! - - - 569 - Allons, n'en fait pas une affaire d’État ! - - - 570 - Là, tu essayes de me faire chier ? - - - 571 - Tiens-tu vraiment à me blesser ? - - - 572 - J'aimerais te répondre sur-le-champ ! - - - 573 - Je vais te casser la gueule ! - - - 574 - Si tu tires encore sur moi... J'enroulerai ton arme autour de ton cou ! - - - 575 - Ça suffit, tu es foutu(e) ! - - - 576 - Je vais te frapper, te poignarder et t'étrangler ! Tu sais... C'est ce que font les vrais amis ! - - - 577 - Quelle souffrance, on devrait mettre un terme à sa misérable vie ! - - - 578 - Dieu trouvera une manière de te rattraper et ce ne sera pas joli. - - - 579 - L'armée... J'aurais dû m'en douter ! - - - 580 - Où avais-je la tête en venant ici ? - - - 581 - Je n'arrive pas à croire que je suis venu(e) ici avec ces idiots. - - - 582 - Pas d'armes ! Pas d'amis ! Pas d'espoir ! - - - 583 - Si ça ne tenait qu'à moi, je n'aurais jamais rejoint l'armée, mais ma mère m'a forcé(e)... - - - 584 - À L'AIDE ! je suis tombé sur un monstre indestructible ! - - - 585 - Hé les gars, c'est lui qui m'a mise en cloque ! - - - 586 - Les baleines savent se battre ? - - - 587 - Tu es perdu ? Les auditions pour "Sauvez Willy " sont par là ! - - - 588 - En voilà un qui délire... Il se prend pour un orque ! - - - 589 - Dis, tu te bats comme une grosse vache ! - - - 590 - Par ici, blaireau ! - - - 591 - Va en enfer, Hellar ! - - - 592 - Hé chérie, que fais-tu ici ? Tu n'as pas une lessive à faire ? - - - 593 - Tu as tes ragnagnas ? - - - 594 - Bordel, est-ce que cette gonzesse a aussi ses règles ??? Parce qu’on dirait qu’elle a déjà la maladie de la vache folle ! - - - 595 - Regardez, j'ai trouvé un fossile ! - - - 596 - Regardez, j'ai trouvé un fossile ! - - - 597 - Regardez, j'ai trouvé un fossile ! - - - 598 - Regardez, un dinosaure vivant ! - - - 599 - Regardez, un dinosaure vivant ! - - - 600 - Regardez, un dinosaure vivant ! - - - 601 - Tu tires sur moi ou tu as un pistolet à amorce ? - - - 602 - Tu tires sur moi ou tu as un pistolet à amorce ? - - - 603 - Ne t'arrête jamais d'essayer, qui sait, peut-être qu'un miracle se produira ! - - - 604 - Essaye encore, chérie ! Pas de pression. Pas de critique. Et je ne bouge pas d'un iota ! - - - 605 - Essaye encore, mon lapin ! Pas de pression. Pas de critique. Et je ne bouge pas d'un iota ! - - - 606 - Vas-y, continue à tirer... Je vais mourir d'ennui avant que tu ne touches quelque chose ! - - - 607 - L'excellence n'est pas une compétence. C'est une attitude. - - - 608 - Fais-moi confiance ! Je suis un(e) pro ! - - - 609 - Tu tires aussi vite que tu écartes les jambes... - - - 610 - Jolis pare-chocs ! Ce sont des vrais ? - - - 611 - Toi et ton arme... PANG ! PANG ! C'est quoi ce bordel, tu essaies de flinguer tout le monde ? - - - 612 - Le pauvre ! Il saigne... Attends, je vais te chercher une compresse. - - - 613 - Oh, la pauvre... Elle s'est cassée un ongle ! - - - 614 - Tu as l'air fatiguée, peut-être qu'on devrait t'aider à t'endormir... Mais d'une façon permanente ! - - - 615 - Je te vois et aussi à travers toi ! - - - 616 - Petit ennemi... Petites blessures ! - - - 617 - Je déteste vraiment cette violence inutile. - - - 618 - Whoua, tu es encore plus bête que tu en as l'air. - - - 619 - Tu me rappelles ce jeune... Corne-cul de Schwarzenegger ! - - - 620 - Tes parents étaient frère et sœur ? - - - 621 - Maintenant, on sait qu’on n’est pas si mignon, mais qu’est-ce qui t’est arrivé ??? - - - 622 - Je pourrais te maquiller avec mon fusil et tu auras toujours l’air distingué(e) ! - - - 623 - Holà ! Qui a laissé sortir le gorille de sa cage ? - - - 624 - Wouah, tu es vraiment... trop moche ! - - - 625 - Putain de merde, ils ont amené des travestis ! - - - 626 - Hé, fillette ! C'est quoi, ta coiffure... Tu ressembles à un saint-saint Bernard ! - - - 627 - As-tu remarqué à quel point "grandiose" rime avec "moi" et "pitoyable" avec "toi" ? - - - 628 - En tant qu’étranger, que penses-tu de la race humaine ? - - - 629 - Tu me fais penser à mon ami chinois... Tai Lei ! - - - 630 - Eh, c'est ma star du porno préférée ! - - - 631 - Tu sais, j'aimerais te gifler en ce moment, mais je ne veux pas me salir les mains ! - - - 632 - Ne tirez pas sur les pare-chocs ! - - - 633 - C'est l'heure d'un tour de magie... Bingo, il est parti ! - - - 634 - Que dirais-tu d'un rendez-vous... Juste toi, moi et un rouleau de scotch ? - - - 635 - Que dirais-tu d'un rendez-vous... Juste toi, moi et un rouleau de scotch ? - - - 636 - Tu essayes de m'impressionner ? - - - 637 - Hé, arrête de tirer ! Je suis au téléphone avec ma mère ! - - - 638 - Aïe, je suis touché, je suis touché... Mais non, je plaisante ! - - - 639 - Hé, que fait-on avec celui-ci... On l'abat ou on le laisse mourir de faim ? - - - 640 - Hé, que fait-on avec celle-ci... On l'abat ou on la laisse mourir de faim ? - - - 641 - Hé mon gars, qu'est-ce que tu as dans ton sac à dos ? Ton casse-croûte ? - - - 642 - Hé fillette, qu'as-tu dans ton sac à dos ? Ton casse-croûte ? - - - 643 - Des idiots ! Des idiots partout ! - - - 644 - Tu te bats si mal que tu ferais même pleurer les oignons ! - - - 645 - Je vois que le seul admirateur que tu as, c'est ton miroir. - - - 646 - Comment était cette dégustation de karma ? Pas terrible ? - - - 647 - Tu te prends toujours au sérieux ? - - - 648 - À cause de toi, ils ont mis le mot "échec" dans le dictionnaire. - - - 649 - Va ennuyer quelqu'un d'autre avec ta vie. - - - 650 - Quand j'ai vu ta sœur pour la première fois, j'ai pensé qu'elle est la créature la plus laide au monde, eh bien, je me suis trompé ! - - - 651 - Regarde-moi, maintenant regarde-toi et maintenant regarde-moi... Penses-tu toujours que tu es décontracté ? - - - 652 - Regarde-moi, maintenant regarde-toi et maintenant regarde-moi... Penses-tu toujours que tu es décontractée ? - - - 653 - Tout le monde mérite une fin heureuse, sauf toi ! - - - 654 - Quand mon frère va entendre ça, il va te botter le cul ! - - - 655 - Oh mon dieu, mon cœur s'est arrêté de battre pendant un instant ! - - - 656 - Je suis mort(e) de peur ! - - - 657 - Ça m'a donné la chair de poule ! - - - 658 - Quand on parle du loup... ! - - - 659 - Parfois, les chemins les moins fréquentés le sont pour une bonne raison ! - - - 660 - C'est la fin des haricots ! - - - 661 - Si je jette un bâton, tu vas courir après ? - - - 662 - Comment puis-je te manquer, si tu restes là ? - - - 663 - Tiens ma bière et regarde ça ! - - - 664 - Doux Jésus, il est tombé bizarrement ! Hahaha ! - - - 665 - Doux Jésus, elle est tombée bizarrement ! Hahaha ! - - - 666 - Oh mon Dieu, regarde-toi ! Quelqu'un d'autre a été blessé dans l'accident ? - - - 667 - Oh mon Dieu, regarde-toi ! Quelqu'un d'autre a été blessé dans l'accident ? - - - 668 - Je croyais que ton but était de mourir ! - - - 669 - Hé, corne-cul ! Par ici ! - - - 670 - Hé, le clown ! Tu es venu pour me distraire ? - - - 671 - Es-tu un colis ? Car c'est écrit "fragile" partout sur toi ! - - - 672 - Hé Pops, c'est toi qui as inventé l'électricité ? - - - 673 - J'adore ta perruque... Tu l'as eue où ? Ta mère t'en a fait cadeau ? - - - 674 - Excuse-moi, c'est ton nez ou c'est un autobus qui est garé sur ta figure ? - - - 675 - Tes parents ont eu des enfants viables ? - - - 676 - Quel curieux personnage, vraiment déprimant... Mouais, tu me fait pitié ! - - - 677 - Je n'ai jamais vu un tel ramassis de ploucs et ce qui n'arrange rien... Cons comme des balais ! - - - 678 - Franchement, ma chère, c'est le cadet de mes soucis ! - - - 679 - Si j'avais une quéquette, je te dirais de la sucer ! - - - 680 - C'est bien ce que je pensais. Tu n'as pas de couilles ! - - - 681 - Quoi ? Que dis-tu ? Je n'entends rien ! - - - 682 - Argh ! Mes oreilles saignent ! - - - 683 - C'est quoi ce sifflement ? - - - 684 - Hein ? C'est le silence complet... - - - 685 - Tiens, il n'y a plus de bruits tout à coup... C'est quoi ce binz ? - - - 686 - Merde, mes yeux ! - - - 687 - Je vois que dalle ! - - - 688 - Qui a éteint la lumière ?! - - - 689 - Oh, mes yeux ! - - - 690 - Oh mon Dieu, je suis aveugle ! - - - 691 - Merde alors, le prêtre avait raison ! Ça t'a rendu aveugle ! - - - 692 - Que quelqu'un m'aide ! Je ne vois plus rien ! - - - 693 - Tu crois que je ne vais pas t'avoir, car je suis aveugle ? Je sens ton odeur ! - - - 694 - Mes yeux me brûlent ! - - - 695 - Couvrez-moi, je recharge ! - - - 696 - Sans moi, je recharge ! - - - 697 - Sans moi, je recharge ! - - - 698 - Je dois recharger ! - - - 699 - Je recharge ! - - - 700 - Je n'ai plus rien ! - - - 701 - Je tire à sec ! - - - 702 - J'ai besoin de munitions ! - - - 703 - Je suis à court de munition ! - - - 704 - J'ai des fuites ! - - - 705 - Je saigne ! - - - 706 - Que quelqu'un me lance ce qu'il a ou soignez-moi ! - - - 707 - Mmmm... Du sang. - - - 708 - J'ai besoin de soins ! - - - 709 - Je pisse le sang ! - - - 710 - Je... n'arrive pas... À reprendre mon souffle... - - - 711 - Mes... poumons... - - - 712 - Gaz ! Aah... - - - 713 - Je ne peux plus respirer ! - - - 714 - Ça brûle ! - - - 715 - Ne t'inquiète pas, je vais t'en envoyer ! - - - 716 - Tu vas voir de quel bois je me chauffe ! - - - 717 - Tu ne souhaites pas vérifier tes dires ! - - - 718 - Tu as tort, laisse-moi de faire ton éducation ! - - - 719 - C'est une question ? - - - 720 - À qui la faute, si ton enculé de patron achète des armes de seconde main ? - - - 721 - Et bientôt, ça sera toi ! - - - 722 - La seule personne dégénérée qui se trouve ici, c'est toi salope ! - - - 723 - Ouais bien sûr et c'est pour ça que tu transpires ! - - - 724 - Tu as tout faux ! Ce n'était pas ton horoscope ! - - - 725 - Tes prédictions du jour : Évite les longs voyages, les nouvelles relations et les BALLES ! - - - 726 - Le mien dit que je vais tuer beaucoup de gens, aujourd'hui ! J'espère que ça va se réaliser ! - - - 727 - Dire qu'il y a des gens qui croient sérieusement en ces choses ? C'est pathétique. - - - 728 - Difficile ? Je peux faire ce tir avec les yeux fermés. - - - 729 - Et ce n'est que le début ! - - - 730 - Il ne t'aime plus ? - - - 731 - Et une dans les vapes. Suivant(e) ! - - - 732 - Tu es triste de dire ça ! - - - 733 - Eh bien, on peut jouer à cache-cache, maintenant ! - - - 734 - Tu as raison ! Et c'est la compagnie entière qui est là ! - - - 735 - Et ce n'est pas un perdant ! Tu aurais dû utiliser le pluriel ! Car j'en vaux... dix ! - - - 736 - On verra ça... - - - 737 - Non, ça ne l'est pas, mais ne t'inquiète pas, on sera gentil ! - - - 738 - Belle grammaire, corne-cul ! - - - 739 - Tu as besoin de fournitures, barjo ? - - - 740 - Viens, je vais t'en donner ! - - - 741 - Non, tu halètes, c'est tout ! Et non, ça ne vient pas de l'air ! - - - 742 - Je ne ferai jamais ça... Pourquoi se battre avec un couteau au lieu de prendre une bonne arme à feu ? - - - 743 - Il était drôle en effet... On a tellement ri, comme pendant nos exercices de tir, qu'on en a pissé dans nos frocs ! - - - 744 - Je connais quelques blagues aussi. Par exemple : Tu es une blague ! - - - 745 - Hé, une arme n'est pas stupide, mais toi si ! - - - 746 - Ça te convient parfaitement ? - - - 747 - Détends-toi ! Pourquoi faire tant d'histoires ? - - - 748 - La seule chose que tu vas recevoir... Ce sont des coups de pied au cul ! - - - 749 - Ah, ouais ? Attends de voir la prochaine ! - - - 750 - C'était un coup de semonce ! - - - 751 - Je vais t'égratigner jusqu'à la mort ! - - - 752 - Ce n'est pas une égratignure. C'est un putain canyon ! - - - 753 - Non, tu as besoin de mourir ! - - - 754 - Attends un peu, je suis en train de creuser un trou pour toi ! - - - 755 - Mon flingue ne t'aime pas ! - - - 756 - Boule de feu ? C'est quoi ce bordel, où crois-tu jouer ? Dans Street Fighter Alpha 3 ? - - - 757 - Ça me va, je suis ici. Suis le son de ma voix ! - - - 758 - Elles me disent toutes ça ! - - - 759 - Qu'il soit chaud et langoureux, s'il te plaît ! - - - 760 - On est là... On est homosexuel... Merde, ça sonne faux ! - - - 761 - On est là... On est homosexuel... Attends, ça ne va pas... Oups, on te fait le même effet ! - - - 762 - je suis disponible à tout moment pour toi ! - - - 763 - Pourquoi pas ? Tu n'as jamais eu un plan à trois ? - - - 764 - Alors là, tu nous fais de la peine ! - - - 765 - Allez viens, il y a toujours un endroit pour essayer de nouveaux trucs ! - - - 766 - Ne t'affole pas, ça sera juste un "colt bang" ! - - - 767 - Hé les gars, elle est juste en manque d'une arme chargée ! - - - 768 - Viens ici, je vais t'en donner. - - - 769 - C'est comme ça qu'on dit de nos jours ? - - - 770 - Je parie que tu t'es dit la même chose à ton premier rendez-vous ! - - - 771 - Qu'est-ce que tu viens de dire ? Loup ? On en a beaucoup avec nous... - - - 772 - Maintenant, je suis jaloux. - - - 773 - Je peux te consoler, si tu veux ! - - - 774 - On a des ours en abondance... Hans, viens ici ! - - - 775 - Où ? Où ? - - - 776 - Je pourrais peut-être t'aider avec mon colt ? - - - 777 - Tu dois vider la chambre... - - - 778 - Mais ça n'a rien de nouveau pour toi, hein ? - - - 779 - Merde, ça ne mérite même pas une réponse... Bordel, mais c'est la vie ! - - - 780 - Tu t'écoutes quand tu parles ? - - - 781 - Eh, je vais t'en faire une ! Attends un peu ! - - - 782 - Si tu envisages de changer ton kiné... Je fais du bénévolat ! - - - 783 - Ouais, je parie que tu aimes. Comme j'aime. - - - 784 - Oooh, non. Pas aujourd'hui ! - - - 785 - Non ! - - - 786 - Je ferais tout pour toi, princesse. - - - 787 - Je fais toujours cet effet sur les femmes. - - - 788 - Tu le fais exprès ? - - - 789 - Pffft. - - - 790 - Pffft. - - - 791 - je vais faire comme si je n'avais rien entendu. - - - 792 - Tiens bon ! 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(320 letters) - - - 1 - Sucker! - - - 2 - Suck on this! - - - 3 - Say hello to my lil' friend! - - - 4 - Come get some! - - - 5 - You're mine! - - - 6 - Die! - - - 7 - You scared, motherfucker? - - - 8 - This gonna hurt! - - - 9 - Eat shit and die! - - - 10 - Send me a postcard from HELL! - - - 11 - Come to daddy! - - - 12 - Come to momma! - - - 13 - I'll chop your balls off! - - - 14 - You'll be six feet under in no time! - - - 15 - Gonna send ya home in a pine box, loser! - - - 16 - Hey, wanna play? - - - 17 - Hey, gimme that! - - - 18 - Nice toy! - - - 19 - You should have stayed home, bitch! - - - 20 - You should have stayed home, fucker! - - - 21 - Die, vermin! - - - 22 - Feeling scared? - - - 23 - Dance for me! - - - 24 - How fun! - - - 25 - Dakka-dakka-dakka! - - - 26 - Guns don't kill people, I do! - - - 27 - I'm the best! - - - 28 - Kneel before me, loser! - - - 29 - Come on! I don't got all day! - - - 30 - Eat lead! - - - 31 - I'm better than you! - - - 32 - You fucked with the wrong man! - - - 33 - You fucked with the wrong woman! - - - 34 - Stop wasting my time! - - - 35 - You deserve it! - - - 36 - Yeah! - - - 37 - That's right! - - - 38 - You're dead. - - - 39 - How ya like it? - - - 40 - You had it coming! - - - 41 - Why, hello there! - - - 42 - Say "cheese"! - - - 43 - Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! - - - 44 - Could you just please die? - - - 45 - Garbage day! - - - 46 - Barbecue time! - - - 47 - Suck it down! - - - 48 - Bam! - - - 49 - Kaboom! - - - 50 - Dodge this! - - - 51 - I like it! - - - 52 - Hahaha! - - - 53 - Die in fire, bitch! - - - 54 - Die in fire, son-of-a-bitch! - - - 55 - Say your prayers! - - - 56 - Hell yeah! - - - 57 - There's no kill like overkill! - - - 58 - My gun's bigger than yours! - - - 59 - I got a present for ya! - - - 60 - Watch and learn. - - - 61 - Special delivery! - - - 62 - You should see your face now! - - - 63 - Didn't see THAT coming, ha? - - - 64 - Check mate! - - - 65 - I always wanted to do this. - - - 66 - Peace through power! - - - 67 - This job ain't that bad. - - - 68 - Now I remember why I joined army! - - - 69 - Ooh, somebody stop me! - - - 70 - You're welcome! - - - 71 - There goes the neighborhood! - - - 72 - Denied! - - - 73 - Gonna scalp ya, sucker! - - - 74 - Come to papa. - - - 75 - Show me your guts! - - - 76 - I'll rip you to pieces! - - - 77 - Motherfucker! - - - 78 - I can smell your fear! - - - 79 - I'll bash your skull in! - - - 80 - I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! - - - 81 - Chaaarge! - - - 82 - Guns are for pussies! - - - 83 - Your ass is mine! - - - 84 - I'll rip you fucking legs out of your ass! - - - 85 - Welcome to world of pain. I'll be your guide! - - - 86 - I'll slice ya up like a mango! - - - 87 - Heads are gonna roll! - - - 88 - Closing in! - - - 89 - Ready or not, here I come! - - - 90 - It's time to get personal! - - - 91 - Stop me if you can! - - - 92 - You and me! No rules! Come on, coward! - - - 93 - You don't leave me a choice! - - - 94 - I'll kill you! - - - 95 - Who needs guns anyway? - - - 96 - I'll stab you until you say "ouch, I'm dead"! - - - 97 - How 'bout a facelift? - - - 98 - It's Christmas! And you've been VERY naughty! - - - 99 - I warn you! I watched "Enter the Dragon" TWICE! - - - 100 - Hugs! - - - 101 - I promise it won't hurt... much. - - - 102 - Tag! - - - 103 - Shit, I can't believe I'm doing this! - - - 104 - Catch! - - - 105 - Here ya go! - - - 106 - Pop goes the weasel. - - - 107 - This one's for you. - - - 108 - Muahaha! - - - 109 - Catch this, swine! - - - 110 - Choke on this! - - - 111 - Snack on that! - - - 112 - How 'bout some acupuncture? - - - 113 - Bullseye! - - - 114 - Here's a token of my gratitude! - - - 115 - Do you like shiny things? - - - 116 - Here, keep it! - - - 117 - No returns! - - - 118 - Incoming! - - - 119 - Take cover! - - - 120 - Grenade! - - - 121 - Have more where it came from! - - - 122 - Fire in the hole! - - - 123 - Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! - 1 - - - 124 - Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. - 1 - - - 125 - Can someone check out these noises? - 1 - 1 - - - 126 - Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. - 1 - 1 - - - 127 - Let me guess, another false alarm. - 1 - 1 - - - 128 - They're here! - 1 - - - 129 - Now the fun can start! - - - 130 - I've waited for this looong time. - - - 131 - Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! - - - 132 - They have no idea what they are in for... - - - 133 - Everyone get ready! - - - 134 - Killing time! - - - 135 - I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! - - - 136 - Finally! Some carnage! - - - 137 - Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! - - - 138 - Finally, my training will pay off. - - - 139 - Everybody, wake up! - - - 140 - Time to earn my paycheck... - - - 141 - Now I'll be able to prove myself. - - - 142 - We have tactical advantage! - - - 143 - Maybe I'll get a medal! - - - 144 - We're under attack! - - - 145 - Oh, ain't that just great? - - - 146 - Can't guy get a nap around here? - - - 147 - Enemy attack. That's something new. - - - 148 - Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. - - - 149 - I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. - - - 150 - Fantastic. - - - 151 - "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. - - - 152 - Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! - - - 153 - Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. - - - 154 - Take positions! - - - 155 - I hoped this would never happen... - - - 156 - Fire at will! - - - 157 - It was bound to happen eventually. - - - 158 - I heard that! - - - 159 - Who's there? - - - 160 - What was that? - - - 161 - Hey! What the... - - - 162 - Show yourself! - - - 163 - I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! - - - 164 - What the hell was that? - - - 165 - I'm not deaf, you know? - - - 166 - Hey! - - - 167 - Come out, coward! - - - 168 - Hey! Who's making all that racket? - - - 169 - Just show yourself, wherever you are! - - - 170 - Hey! I've heard something suspicious! - - - 171 - Anybody there? - - - 172 - Shoulda check it out. - - - 173 - Is someone being clever? - - - 174 - Strange noises... - - - 175 - Can someone else check it out, please? - - - 176 - It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! - - - 177 - Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. - - - 178 - Da'ffff...! - - - 179 - Big mistake! - - - 180 - Holy crap! - - - 181 - Enemy! - - - 182 - Enemy!!! - - - 183 - Alert! Alert! - - - 184 - There is one! - - - 185 - Intruders! - - - 186 - We've got company! - - - 187 - Prepare to suffer! - - - 188 - Holy shit! - - - 189 - Oh, hi. - - - 190 - I spy with my little eye! - - - 191 - I have a sigthing! - - - 192 - Enemy forces! - - - 193 - Enemy detected! - - - 194 - Enemy over here! - - - 195 - We're in some real shit... - - - 196 - It was all part of my plan! - - - 197 - I've had enough! - - - 198 - Oh my God! - - - 199 - They ain't paying us enough for this shit... - - - 200 - When did things go so wrong? - - - 201 - I'll be back! With friends! - - - 202 - You'll pay for that... the other day! - - - 203 - You're not playing fair! - - - 204 - Don't think you I will forgive ya! - - - 205 - Mommy! - - - 206 - I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! - - - 207 - I'll leave you alive... for now. - - - 208 - Enough is enough! - - - 209 - Screw this! I'm outta here! - - - 210 - Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! - - - 211 - Tactical retreat! - - - 212 - I've seen enough. - - - 213 - Nope, nope, nope. - - - 214 - Run to the hills! - - - 215 - Let's call it a draw. - - - 216 - They said "join the army". Not for this shit! - - - 217 - I regret nothing! - - - 218 - Game over, man! - - - 219 - Let's be friends! - - - 220 - Party's over! - - - 221 - Violence is not an answer! - - - 222 - I'm too beautiful to die! - - - 223 - Screw you guys, I'm going home! - - - 224 - Make love, not war! - - - 225 - I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! - - - 226 - Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! - - - 227 - Aaaggh! - - - 228 - I see red... - - - 229 - Damn, I'm barely conscious. - - - 230 - Ugh! - - - 231 - This... hurts! - - - 232 - You will regret... uhh... this. - - - 233 - Crap! - - - 234 - What the...! - - - 235 - Ouch! - - - 236 - You fuck! - - - 237 - Oh, you piece of shit! - - - 238 - Fuck, you'll pay for that! - - - 239 - You fucked with the wrong guy! - - - 240 - Now you have... pissed me off. - - - 241 - It was nothing! - - - 242 - I'm still here! - - - 243 - Didn't feel a thing! - - - 244 - Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! - - - 245 - Pain is just an illusion! - - - 246 - Who do you think you are? - - - 247 - Oh, come on! - - - 248 - Why me?! - - - 249 - This hurts you more then it hurts me. - - - 250 - I'm allergic to pain! - - - 251 - Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! - - - 252 - I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! - - - 253 - Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! - - - 254 - Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! - - - 255 - Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! - - - 256 - Much Dust, Many Bullets! - - - 257 - Get back on your Honda, and travel away! - - - 258 - Forgive me, for I have sinned! - - - 259 - Where's your God now?! - - - 260 - Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! - - - 261 - Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! - - - 262 - Now that's an easy target! - - - 263 - Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... - - - 264 - I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! - - - 265 - Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! - - - 266 - Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! - - - 267 - Who's that psycho chick? - - - 268 - Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? - - - 269 - Marry me! - - - 270 - Pathetic! - - - 271 - Try again, I dare ya. - - - 272 - Don't make me go over there! - - - 273 - You've just made a big mistake! - - - 274 - I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! - - - 275 - You'll regret missing! - - - 276 - Who were you shootin' at? - - - 277 - Who learned you to shoot? - - - 278 - You'll pay for that! - - - 279 - Son of a bitch! - - - 280 - You suck! - - - 281 - Lame! - - - 282 - Are you even trying? - - - 283 - Ha, you wish! - - - 284 - Learn how to shoot, rookie! - - - 285 - In your dream! - - - 286 - I'm not impressed! - - - 287 - That ain't gonna happen. - - - 288 - Booooo! - - - 289 - Children shouldn't play with guns! - - - 290 - Nice try! - - - 291 - My grandma's a better shot! - - - 292 - That shot was bad and you should feel bad! - - - 293 - Close enough. - - - 294 - Can't touch this! - - - 295 - Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. - - - 296 - Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! - - - 297 - Was close. - - - 298 - Try harder! - - - 299 - Whew! - - - 300 - Hell no! - - - 301 - Maybe next time! - - - 302 - Not today! - - - 303 - Close, but no cigar. - - - 304 - That woke me up. - - - 305 - You son of a bitch! - - - 306 - I will destroy you! - - - 307 - Dead or alive, you're coming with me. - - - 308 - I kick ass for the queen! - - - 309 - I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! - - - 310 - Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! - - - 311 - Is that the best you can do? - - - 312 - Your life is over, asshole! - - - 313 - Very pretty, but can you fight? - - - 314 - Howdy, pardner! - - - 315 - I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - - - 316 - Viva la revolution! - - - 317 - Keep a place in hell for your queen! - - - 318 - Your move, creep! - - - 319 - Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - - - 320 - Shit, shit, shit... - - - 321 - We're all gonna die. - - - 322 - God help me. - - - 323 - We're in some real pretty shit now! - - - 324 - It is no dream! This is really happening! - - - 325 - Goddamnit. - - - 326 - I got a bad feeling on this one. - - - 327 - It's a goddamn commando squad! - - - 328 - Why this shit always happens to me!? - - - 329 - I can't deal with this anymore - - - 330 - What the hell am I going to do now? - - - 331 - I should get the hell out of here! - - - 332 - Oh no, how could this happen? - - - 333 - I will not fight those bastards alone! - - - 334 - Where is the goddamn cavalry? - - - 335 - I am outta here. - - - 336 - Doctor is in! - - - 337 - Operation succesful! - - - 338 - I'll carve ya up like a chicken! - - - 339 - Bleed for me! - - - 340 - I can't believe they're paying me for that! - - - 341 - You taste like chicken! - - - 342 - You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! - - - 343 - Chop chop chop! - - - 344 - Fresh meat! - - - 345 - I'll drink your blood! - - - 346 - I'll gut you like a fish! - - - 347 - Let's see what's inside this pinata! - - - 348 - When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! - - - 349 - You could use some shave! - - - 350 - Don't worry, it's disinfected! - - - 351 - Show me what you've got! - - - 352 - Time for harakiri, asshole! - - - 353 - Hey, you've got untied shoelace! - - - 354 - There's a mustard on your shirt! - - - 355 - Mmmmmincemeat! - - - 356 - Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! - - - 357 - I'll break your every single bone! - - - 358 - Need a nose job? - - - 359 - Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! - - - 360 - See? Girls can fight too! - - - 361 - Girls power! - - - 362 - Aaand you're dead. - - - 363 - Next! - - - 364 - That's just a beginning, fuckers! - - - 365 - Time to loot a corpse, I guess. - - - 366 - Nice job getting yourself killed. - - - 367 - You OK? You look kinda... dead! - - - 368 - Another one to my collection. - - - 369 - You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. - - - 370 - That door revolved one time too many... - - - 371 - Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. - - - 372 - Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. - - - 373 - I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! - - - 374 - I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! - - - 375 - I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! - - - 376 - Pathetic. - - - 377 - Amateur. - - - 378 - Let this be a lesson for all of you! - - - 379 - You asked for it. - - - 380 - Your luck ran out. - - - 381 - Time to pay the piper! - - - 382 - Someone, go check his pulse. - - - 383 - Someone, go check her pulse. - - - 384 - Adios! - - - 385 - Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... - - - 386 - Serves you right, you slut! - - - 387 - In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. - - - 388 - Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. - - - 389 - Goodnight sweet prince. - - - 390 - OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. - - - 391 - OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. - - - 392 - Diagnosis: negative! - - - 393 - It didn't have end up like this.! - - - 394 - I think I'll skip a lunch today. - - - 395 - Hahaha! Fucking awesome! - - - 396 - Fuck yeah! I love this job! - - - 397 - It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. - - - 398 - Boom, head shot! - - - 399 - Wow! - - - 400 - Mind blown! - - - 401 - I wasn't even trying. - - - 402 - Did somebody take a picture? - - - 403 - Pop goes the zit! - - - 404 - I warned you about mexican food! - - - 405 - What can I say, I'm a better draw. - - - 406 - I'm gonna miss your cinematography... - - - 407 - Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - - - 408 - Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! - - - 409 - No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! - - - 410 - Next time try shooting with open eyes! - - - 411 - Stop shaking! I can't hit you! - - - 412 - Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! - - - 413 - And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! - - - 414 - Couple? We're not married! - - - 415 - I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! - - - 416 - PX? What the fuck does it even mean? - - - 417 - No shit, Sherlock! - - - 418 - It will be one-way trip for you! - - - 419 - Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! - - - 420 - Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! - - - 421 - What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! - - - 422 - Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! - - - 423 - I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! - - - 424 - Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. - - - 425 - So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. - - - 426 - Indeed I do! - - - 427 - You know there's no such animal, right? - - - 428 - Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! - - - 429 - Trouble is my second name! - - - 430 - Like a bulldog! - - - 431 - You should be! - - - 432 - Your wish is my order! - - - 433 - Nobody ever does. - - - 434 - Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. - - - 435 - Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! - - - 436 - No, thank you! - - - 437 - Will see who's about to teach whom! - - - 438 - You're right! - - - 439 - You don't deserve a chance! - - - 440 - Horoscopes lie! - - - 441 - Ding dong! - - - 442 - It's still not too late! - - - 443 - We'll check ourselves! - - - 444 - Need bubbles, sir? - - - 445 - Did you just call me an ass!? - - - 446 - Whatever. - - - 447 - I didn't understand a single word! - - - 448 - It will only get closer! - - - 449 - I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. - - - 450 - You're the disease and I'm the cure. - - - 451 - I'm gonna blow your head off! - - - 452 - Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! - - - 453 - I eat Green Berets for breakfast! - - - 454 - You cowboys are finished! - - - 455 - Take this, you maggot! - - - 456 - I'm going to cut out your living guts! - - - 457 - Long live the queen! - - - 458 - Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! - - - 459 - Don't make me angry! - - - 460 - I must break you! - - - 461 - This is for the Queen! - - - 462 - The Queen says: Die! - - - 463 - Dying ain't much of a living, boy! - - - 464 - Dying ain't much of a living, girl! - - - 465 - Is that the best you can do? - - - 466 - Your life is over, asshole! - - - 467 - Very pretty, but can you fight? - - - 468 - Howdy, pardner! - - - 469 - I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - - - 470 - Viva la revolution! - - - 471 - Your move, creep! - - - 472 - Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - - - 473 - It's about to turn into full tournee! - - - 474 - "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? - - - 475 - As you wish! - - - 476 - Hey! I'm a lady! - - - 477 - I'll dig you one! Six feet under! - - - 478 - I guess there's no more room in hell... - - - 479 - Is this some kind of a joke? - - - 480 - They're coming to get us! - - - 481 - Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! - - - 482 - Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... - - - 483 - Really? I mean.. c'mon! - - - 484 - That's just fucked up! - - - 485 - What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? - - - 486 - Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! - - - 487 - I'll send you back to hell! - - - 488 - We'll need more paramedics! - - - 489 - Oh shit! It can smell my brain! - - - 490 - It's not zombie! He's infected! - - - 491 - Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... - - - 492 - It's alive! - - - 493 - Maybe it's friendly. - - - 494 - It's alive... ish. - - - 495 - Nothing's ever real until it's real. - - - 496 - They live! - - - 497 - There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... - - - 498 - I will not negotiate with undead! - - - 499 - So there IS a life after death! - - - 500 - Don't use the Z word! - - - 501 - Holy shit. Plot twist! - - - 502 - Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. - - - 503 - That's it, no more drugs for me. - - - 504 - I knew that movie was based on a true story! - - - 505 - You're one spooky motherfucker, man. - - - 506 - Oooh. Zombies. How original. - - - 507 - Zombie over here! - - - 508 - Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! - - - 509 - Undead! - - - 510 - This is a bad dream! - - - 511 - Blasphemy! - - - 512 - Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! - - - 513 - At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. - - - 514 - I'm scared to pieces! - - - 515 - It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. - - - 516 - It could be worse. They could be nazi! - - - 517 - Where's my lawnmower when I need it? - - - 518 - It's againt the nature, you freak! - - - 519 - Dead should stay dead. - - - 520 - Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. - - - 521 - No! I don't want to become one of you! - - - 522 - Stay away from my precious gray matter! - - - 523 - Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! - - - 524 - Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! - - - 525 - They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! - - - 526 - Not my face! My beautiful face! - - - 527 - The PAIN! - - - 528 - Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! - - - 529 - Does it hurt to be dead? - - - 530 - And stay dead! This time! - - - 531 - You're dead... again. - - - 532 - Rest in pieces! - - - 533 - If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. - - - 534 - Stay down! - - - 535 - Get back where you came from! - - - 536 - Zed is dead. - - - 537 - Yeah! See ya! - - - 538 - Punish! - - - 539 - Bingo! - - - 540 - I think you'll enjoy this. - - - 541 - I'll squash you like a bug! - - - 542 - Here comes Johnny! - - - 543 - Somebody call an ambulance! - - - 544 - My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! - - - 545 - Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! - - - 546 - OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! - - - 547 - Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! - - - 548 - Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? - - - 549 - Look what you've made me do... - - - 550 - Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! - - - 551 - Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! - - - 552 - Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! - - - 553 - Look who's come to the picnic! - - - 554 - You've got to be crazy to come here! - - - 555 - Now, you've got my attention! - - - 556 - You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - - - 557 - You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - - - 558 - Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... - - - 559 - Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! - - - 560 - How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! - - - 561 - You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? - - - 562 - Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... - - - 563 - Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! - - - 564 - Is that your best? - - - 565 - It's official: YOU SUCK! - - - 566 - You cannot hurt me! - - - 567 - Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? - - - 568 - I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! - - - 569 - Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! - - - 570 - Are you trying to piss me off? - - - 571 - Do you want to hurt me on purpose? - - - 572 - Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! - - - 573 - I'm going to beat the crap out of you! - - - 574 - If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! - - - 575 - That's it, you're fucking dead! - - - 576 - I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! - - - 577 - Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! - - - 578 - God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. - - - 579 - The army... I should have known better! - - - 580 - Coming here... What was I thinking? - - - 581 - I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. - - - 582 - No weapons! No friends! No hope! - - - 583 - If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... - - - 584 - HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! - - - 585 - Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! - - - 586 - Gee, whales can fight? - - - 587 - Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! - - - 588 - This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! - - - 589 - How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! - - - 590 - Over here, you morons! - - - 591 - Go to hell, Hellar! - - - 592 - Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? - - - 593 - It must be this time of the month! - - - 594 - Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! - - - 595 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 596 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 597 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 598 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 599 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 600 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 601 - Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - - - 602 - Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - - - 603 - Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! - - - 604 - Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - - - 605 - Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - - - 606 - OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! - - - 607 - Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. - - - 608 - Trust me. I'm a professional! - - - 609 - You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... - - - 610 - Nice boobs! Are these real? - - - 611 - You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? - - - 612 - Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. - - - 613 - Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! - - - 614 - You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! - - - 615 - I see you and now I can see through you! - - - 616 - Little enemies... little wounds! - - - 617 - I really hate needless violence. - - - 618 - Wow, you're even dumber than you look. - - - 619 - You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! - - - 620 - Were your parents siblings? - - - 621 - Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? - - - 622 - I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! - - - 623 - Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? - - - 624 - Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! - - - 625 - Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! - - - 626 - Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! - - - 627 - Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? - - - 628 - As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? - - - 629 - You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! - - - 630 - Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! - - - 631 - You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! - - - 632 - Guys, don't shoot the cushions! - - - 633 - It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! - - - 634 - How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - - - 635 - How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - - - 636 - Are you tryin' to make me look good? - - - 637 - Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! - - - 638 - Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! - - - 639 - Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? - - - 640 - Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? - - - 641 - Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - - - 642 - Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - - - 643 - Idiots! Idiots everywhere! - - - 644 - You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. - - - 645 - I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. - - - 646 - How's that karma tasting? Not so good? - - - 647 - Do you always take yourself so seriously? - - - 648 - Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. - - - 649 - Go bore someone else with your existence. - - - 650 - When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! - - - 651 - Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - - - 652 - Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - - - 653 - Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! - - - 654 - Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! - - - 655 - Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! - - - 656 - I'm scared to death! - - - 657 - Gee, that gave me goose bumps! - - - 658 - Speak of the devil! - - - 659 - Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! - - - 660 - OK, that was the last straw! - - - 661 - If I throw a stick, will you go away? - - - 662 - How can I miss you if you won't go away? - - - 663 - Hold my beer and watch this! - - - 664 - Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! - - - 665 - Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! - - - 666 - Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - - - 667 - Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - - - 668 - I thought your purpose was to die! - - - 669 - Hey, dickless! Over here! - - - 670 - Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? - - - 671 - Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! - - - 672 - Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? - - - 673 - Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? - - - 674 - Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? - - - 675 - Did your parents have any children that lived? - - - 676 - You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! - - - 677 - Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. - - - 678 - Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! - - - 679 - If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! - - - 680 - That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! - - - 681 - What? Hello? I can't hear anything! - - - 682 - Argh! My ears are bleeding! - - - 683 - What's this ringing? - - - 684 - Huh? It's all silent... - - - 685 - Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? - - - 686 - Fuck, my eyeballs! - - - 687 - I can't see shit! - - - 688 - Who turned off the light?! - - - 689 - Oh, my eyes! - - - 690 - Oh God, I'm blind! - - - 691 - Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! - - - 692 - Somebody help me! I can't see! - - - 693 - You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! - - - 694 - My eyes are on fire! - - - 695 - Cover me, I'm reloading! - - - 696 - I'm out, reloading! - - - 697 - I'm out, reloading! - - - 698 - Gotta reload! - - - 699 - Reloading! - - - 700 - I'm all out! - - - 701 - I'm running dry over here! - - - 702 - Need more ammo! - - - 703 - I'm out of bullets! - - - 704 - I'm leaking! - - - 705 - I'm bleeding! - - - 706 - Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! - - - 707 - Mmmm... blood. - - - 708 - I need medical attention! - - - 709 - I'm spilling blood! - - - 710 - I... can't... catch a breath... - - - 711 - My... lungs... - - - 712 - Gas! Oh... - - - 713 - I can't breath! - - - 714 - It burns! - - - 715 - Don't worry, I'll send you some! - - - 716 - I'll show you! - - - 717 - You'll wish you wouldn't ask! - - - 718 - You got it wrong, let me educate you! - - - 719 - Was that a rhetorical question? - - - 720 - Now whose fault is it, if your cocksucker boss buys second hand guns? - - - 721 - And soon so will be you! - - - 722 - The only thing layin' low here, is you bitch! - - - 723 - Yeah right, that's why you're sweating! - - - 724 - Guess again! That wasn't your horoscope! - - - 725 - Advice for today: avoid long travels, new relationships and BULLETS! - - - 726 - Mine said I will kill a lot of people today! I hope it will come true too! - - - 727 - Do people seriously believe in these things? Pathetic. - - - 728 - Tough? I could make that shot with eyes closed. - - - 729 - And that's just the beginning! - - - 730 - He loves you no more! - - - 731 - OK, this one's out. Next! - - - 732 - You'll be sorry for saying that! - - - 733 - Well, now we can play hide and seek! - - - 734 - You're right! It's the whole company here! - - - 735 - No, loser! You should have used the plural! Guys, lot's of guys! - - - 736 - Will see about that... - - - 737 - No, it doesn't, but don't worry, we'll be gentle! - - - 738 - Nice grammar, asshole! - - - 739 - Need supplies, wacko? - - - 740 - Here, I'll give you some! - - - 741 - No, you just suck, that's it! No air involved! - - - 742 - Never got this - why bring a knife to a gun fight? - - - 743 - Funny indeed, we had so much fun with him as a target practice! - - - 744 - I know some jokes too. For example: you're a joke! - - - 745 - Hey man, the gun isn't stupid, you are! - - - 746 - Suits you fine, huh? - - - 747 - Relax! Why make such a fuss? - - - 748 - The only thing you're gonna get is your butt kicked! - - - 749 - Oh yeah? Wait for the next one! - - - 750 - It was just a warning shot! - - - 751 - I'll scratch you to death! - - - 752 - That's not a scratch. It's a fucking canyon! - - - 753 - No. You need to die! - - - 754 - I'll dig you one too with it! - - - 755 - Kiss my ass! - - - 756 - Fireball? What the fuck do you think this is? Street Fighter Alpha 3? - - - 757 - It's OK, I'm here. Follow my voice! - - - 758 - That's what she said! - - - 759 - Please, let it be a close encounter of the sexy kind! - - - 760 - We are here, we are queer... fuck, that sounded wrong! - - - 761 - We are here, we are queer... wait, that came out wrong... oops, this too! - - - 762 - I'm ready any time you are! - - - 763 - Why not? Have you never had a threesome? - - - 764 - Now, now, you're hurting our feelings! - - - 765 - Come on, there's always a room to try something new! - - - 766 - Don't worry, it will be just a "gun bang"! - - - 767 - Guys, she just needs a loaded gun! - - - 768 - Come over here, I'll give you some. - - - 769 - Is that how it's called these days? - - - 770 - I bet that's what you've said the first time too! - - - 771 - What did you just say? Wolf? We've got plenty of them... - - - 772 - Oh, now I'm getting jelous. - - - 773 - I can help you to deal with the grief, if you want! - - - 774 - We've got plenty of bears too... Hans, come over here! - - - 775 - Where? Where? - - - 776 - Maybe I could help you with that? - - - 777 - You need to empty the chamber... - - - 778 - But that's nothing new for you, eh? - - - 779 - Damn, that doesn't even deserve a witty response! - - - 780 - Are you even listening what you're saying? - - - 781 - Oh, I'll give you one! Just you wait! - - - 782 - You should consider changing your masseur. I volunteer! - - - 783 - Yeah, I bet you did. God. - - - 784 - Oooh. Not today! - - - 785 - No! - - - 786 - Anything for you, princess. - - - 787 - I work this way on women. - - - 788 - Are you doing this on purpose? - - - 789 - Pffft. - - - 790 - Pffft. - - - 791 - I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that. - - - 792 - Hold on! I'll just drop my clothes, get my rescue tube and I'm coming to save you! - - \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir-languages/German_Version/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/German.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/German_Version/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/German.EnemyTaunts.xml index b97258e5d..96eb91451 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/German_Version/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/German.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/German_Version/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/German.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1,3184 +1,189 @@ - 0 + 0 Taunt! (320 letters) - - - 1 - Sucker! - - - 2 - Suck on this! - - - 3 - Say hello to my lil' friend! - - - 4 - Come get some! - - - 5 - You're mine! - - - 6 - Die! - - - 7 - You scared, motherfucker? - - - 8 - This gonna hurt! - - - 9 - Eat shit and die! - - - 10 - Send me a postcard from HELL! - - - 11 - Come to daddy! - - - 12 - Come to momma! - - - 13 - I'll chop your balls off! - - - 14 - You'll be six feet under in no time! - - - 15 - Gonna send ya home in a pine box, loser! - - - 16 - Hey, wanna play? - - - 17 - Hey, gimme that! - - - 18 - Nice toy! - - - 19 - You should have stayed home, bitch! - - - 20 - You should have stayed home, fucker! - - - 21 - Die, vermin! - - - 22 - Feeling scared? - - - 23 - Dance for me! - - - 24 - How fun! - - - 25 - Dakka-dakka-dakka! - - - 26 - Guns don't kill people, I do! - - - 27 - I'm the best! - - - 28 - Kneel before me, loser! - - - 29 - Come on! I don't got all day! - - - 30 - Eat lead! - - - 31 - I'm better than you! - - - 32 - You fucked with the wrong man! - - - 33 - You fucked with the wrong woman! - - - 34 - Stop wasting my time! - - - 35 - You deserve it! - - - 36 - Yeah! - - - 37 - That's right! - - - 38 - You're dead. - - - 39 - How ya like it? - - - 40 - You had it coming! - - - 41 - Why, hello there! - - - 42 - Say "cheese"! - - - 43 - Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! - - - 44 - Could you just please die? - - - 45 - Garbage day! - - - 46 - Barbecue time! - - - 47 - Suck it down! - - - 48 - Bam! - - - 49 - Kaboom! - - - 50 - Dodge this! - - - 51 - I like it! - - - 52 - Hahaha! - - - 53 - Die in fire, bitch! - - - 54 - Die in fire, son-of-a-bitch! - - - 55 - Say your prayers! - - - 56 - Hell yeah! - - - 57 - There's no kill like overkill! - - - 58 - My gun's bigger than yours! - - - 59 - I got a present for ya! - - - 60 - Watch and learn. - - - 61 - Special delivery! - - - 62 - You should see your face now! - - - 63 - Didn't see THAT coming, ha? - - - 64 - Check mate! - - - 65 - I always wanted to do this. - - - 66 - Peace through power! - - - 67 - This job ain't that bad. - - - 68 - Now I remember why I joined army! - - - 69 - Ooh, somebody stop me! - - - 70 - You're welcome! - - - 71 - There goes the neighborhood! - - - 72 - Denied! - - - 73 - Gonna scalp ya, sucker! - - - 74 - Come to papa. - - - 75 - Show me your guts! - - - 76 - I'll rip you to pieces! - - - 77 - Motherfucker! - - - 78 - I can smell your fear! - - - 79 - I'll bash your skull in! - - - 80 - I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! - - - 81 - Chaaarge! - - - 82 - Guns are for pussies! - - - 83 - Your ass is mine! - - - 84 - I'll rip you fucking legs out of your ass! - - - 85 - Welcome to world of pain. I'll be your guide! - - - 86 - I'll slice ya up like a mango! - - - 87 - Heads are gonna roll! - - - 88 - Closing in! - - - 89 - Ready or not, here I come! - - - 90 - It's time to get personal! - - - 91 - Stop me if you can! - - - 92 - You and me! No rules! Come on, coward! - - - 93 - You don't leave me a choice! - - - 94 - I'll kill you! - - - 95 - Who needs guns anyway? - - - 96 - I'll stab you until you say "ouch, I'm dead"! - - - 97 - How 'bout a facelift? - - - 98 - It's Christmas! And you've been VERY naughty! - - - 99 - I warn you! I watched "Enter the Dragon" TWICE! - - - 100 - Hugs! - - - 101 - I promise it won't hurt... much. - - - 102 - Tag! - - - 103 - Shit, I can't believe I'm doing this! - - - 104 - Catch! - - - 105 - Here ya go! - - - 106 - Pop goes the weasel. - - - 107 - This one's for you. - - - 108 - Muahaha! - - - 109 - Catch this, swine! - - - 110 - Choke on this! - - - 111 - Snack on that! - - - 112 - How 'bout some acupuncture? - - - 113 - Bullseye! - - - 114 - Here's a token of my gratitude! - - - 115 - Do you like shiny things? - - - 116 - Here, keep it! - - - 117 - No returns! - - - 118 - Incoming! - - - 119 - Take cover! - - - 120 - Grenade! - - - 121 - Have more where it came from! - - - 122 - Fire in the hole! - - - 123 - Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! - 1 - - - 124 - Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. - 1 - - - 125 - Can someone check out these noises? - 1 - 1 - - - 126 - Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. - 1 - 1 - - - 127 - Let me guess, another false alarm. - 1 - 1 - - - 128 - They're here! - 1 - - - 129 - Now the fun can start! - - - 130 - I've waited for this looong time. - - - 131 - Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! - - - 132 - They have no idea what they are in for... - - - 133 - Everyone get ready! - - - 134 - Killing time! - - - 135 - I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! - - - 136 - Finally! Some carnage! - - - 137 - Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! - - - 138 - Finally, my training will pay off. - - - 139 - Everybody, wake up! - - - 140 - Time to earn my paycheck... - - - 141 - Now I'll be able to prove myself. - - - 142 - We have tactical advantage! - - - 143 - Maybe I'll get a medal! - - - 144 - We're under attack! - - - 145 - Oh, ain't that just great? - - - 146 - Can't guy get a nap around here? - - - 147 - Enemy attack. That's something new. - - - 148 - Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. - - - 149 - I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. - - - 150 - Fantastic. - - - 151 - "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. - - - 152 - Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! - - - 153 - Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. - - - 154 - Take positions! - - - 155 - I hoped this would never happen... - - - 156 - Fire at will! - - - 157 - It was bound to happen eventually. - - - 158 - I heard that! - - - 159 - Who's there? - - - 160 - What was that? - - - 161 - Hey! What the... - - - 162 - Show yourself! - - - 163 - I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! - - - 164 - What the hell was that? - - - 165 - I'm not deaf, you know? - - - 166 - Hey! - - - 167 - Come out, coward! - - - 168 - Hey! Who's making all that racket? - - - 169 - Just show yourself, wherever you are! - - - 170 - Hey! I've heard something suspicious! - - - 171 - Anybody there? - - - 172 - Shoulda check it out. - - - 173 - Is someone being clever? - - - 174 - Strange noises... - - - 175 - Can someone else check it out, please? - - - 176 - It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! - - - 177 - Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. - - - 178 - Da'ffff...! - - - 179 - Big mistake! - - - 180 - Holy crap! - - - 181 - Enemy! - - - 182 - Enemy!!! - - - 183 - Alert! Alert! - - - 184 - There is one! - - - 185 - Intruders! - - - 186 - We've got company! - - - 187 - Prepare to suffer! - - - 188 - Holy shit! - - - 189 - Oh, hi. - - - 190 - I spy with my little eye! - - - 191 - I have a sigthing! - - - 192 - Enemy forces! - - - 193 - Enemy detected! - - - 194 - Enemy over here! - - - 195 - We're in some real shit... - - - 196 - It was all part of my plan! - - - 197 - I've had enough! - - - 198 - Oh my God! - - - 199 - They ain't paying us enough for this shit... - - - 200 - When did things go so wrong? - - - 201 - I'll be back! With friends! - - - 202 - You'll pay for that... the other day! - - - 203 - You're not playing fair! - - - 204 - Don't think you I will forgive ya! - - - 205 - Mommy! - - - 206 - I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! - - - 207 - I'll leave you alive... for now. - - - 208 - Enough is enough! - - - 209 - Screw this! I'm outta here! - - - 210 - Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! - - - 211 - Tactical retreat! - - - 212 - I've seen enough. - - - 213 - Nope, nope, nope. - - - 214 - Run to the hills! - - - 215 - Let's call it a draw. - - - 216 - They said "join the army". Not for this shit! - - - 217 - I regret nothing! - - - 218 - Game over, man! - - - 219 - Let's be friends! - - - 220 - Party's over! - - - 221 - Violence is not an answer! - - - 222 - I'm too beautiful to die! - - - 223 - Screw you guys, I'm going home! - - - 224 - Make love, not war! - - - 225 - I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! - - - 226 - Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! - - - 227 - Aaaggh! - - - 228 - I see red... - - - 229 - Damn, I'm barely conscious. - - - 230 - Ugh! - - - 231 - This... hurts! - - - 232 - You will regret... uhh... this. - - - 233 - Crap! - - - 234 - What the...! - - - 235 - Ouch! - - - 236 - You fuck! - - - 237 - Oh, you piece of shit! - - - 238 - Fuck, you'll pay for that! - - - 239 - You fucked with the wrong guy! - - - 240 - Now you have... pissed me off. - - - 241 - It was nothing! - - - 242 - I'm still here! - - - 243 - Didn't feel a thing! - - - 244 - Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! - - - 245 - Pain is just an illusion! - - - 246 - Who do you think you are? - - - 247 - Oh, come on! - - - 248 - Why me?! - - - 249 - This hurts you more then it hurts me. - - - 250 - I'm allergic to pain! - - - 251 - Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! - - - 252 - I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! - - - 253 - Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! - - - 254 - Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! - - - 255 - Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! - - - 256 - Much Dust, Many Bullets! - - - 257 - Get back on your Honda, and travel away! - - - 258 - Forgive me, for I have sinned! - - - 259 - Where's your God now?! - - - 260 - Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! - - - 261 - Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! - - - 262 - Now that's an easy target! - - - 263 - Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... - - - 264 - I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! - - - 265 - Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! - - - 266 - Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! - - - 267 - Who's that psycho chick? - - - 268 - Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? - - - 269 - Marry me! - - - 270 - Pathetic! - - - 271 - Try again, I dare ya. - - - 272 - Don't make me go over there! - - - 273 - You've just made a big mistake! - - - 274 - I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! - - - 275 - You'll regret missing! - - - 276 - Who were you shootin' at? - - - 277 - Who learned you to shoot? - - - 278 - You'll pay for that! - - - 279 - Son of a bitch! - - - 280 - You suck! - - - 281 - Lame! - - - 282 - Are you even trying? - - - 283 - Ha, you wish! - - - 284 - Learn how to shoot, rookie! - - - 285 - In your dream! - - - 286 - I'm not impressed! - - - 287 - That ain't gonna happen. - - - 288 - Booooo! - - - 289 - Children shouldn't play with guns! - - - 290 - Nice try! - - - 291 - My grandma's a better shot! - - - 292 - That shot was bad and you should feel bad! - - - 293 - Close enough. - - - 294 - Can't touch this! - - - 295 - Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. - - - 296 - Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! - - - 297 - Was close. - - - 298 - Try harder! - - - 299 - Whew! - - - 300 - Hell no! - - - 301 - Maybe next time! - - - 302 - Not today! - - - 303 - Close, but no cigar. - - - 304 - That woke me up. - - - 305 - You son of a bitch! - - - 306 - I will destroy you! - - - 307 - Dead or alive, you're coming with me. - - - 308 - I kick ass for the queen! - - - 309 - I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! - - - 310 - Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! - - - 311 - Is that the best you can do? - - - 312 - Your life is over, asshole! - - - 313 - Very pretty, but can you fight? - - - 314 - Howdy, pardner! - - - 315 - I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - - - 316 - Viva la revolution! - - - 317 - Keep a place in hell for your queen! - - - 318 - Your move, creep! - - - 319 - Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - - - 320 - Shit, shit, shit... - - - 321 - We're all gonna die. - - - 322 - God help me. - - - 323 - We're in some real pretty shit now! - - - 324 - It is no dream! This is really happening! - - - 325 - Goddamnit. - - - 326 - I got a bad feeling on this one. - - - 327 - It's a goddamn commando squad! - - - 328 - Why this shit always happens to me!? - - - 329 - I can't deal with this anymore - - - 330 - What the hell am I going to do now? - - - 331 - I should get the hell out of here! - - - 332 - Oh no, how could this happen? - - - 333 - I will not fight those bastards alone! - - - 334 - Where is the goddamn cavalry? - - - 335 - I am outta here. - - - 336 - Doctor is in! - - - 337 - Operation succesful! - - - 338 - I'll carve ya up like a chicken! - - - 339 - Bleed for me! - - - 340 - I can't believe they're paying me for that! - - - 341 - You taste like chicken! - - - 342 - You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! - - - 343 - Chop chop chop! - - - 344 - Fresh meat! - - - 345 - I'll drink your blood! - - - 346 - I'll gut you like a fish! - - - 347 - Let's see what's inside this pinata! - - - 348 - When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! - - - 349 - You could use some shave! - - - 350 - Don't worry, it's disinfected! - - - 351 - Show me what you've got! - - - 352 - Time for harakiri, asshole! - - - 353 - Hey, you've got untied shoelace! - - - 354 - There's a mustard on your shirt! - - - 355 - Mmmmmincemeat! - - - 356 - Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! - - - 357 - I'll break your every single bone! - - - 358 - Need a nose job? - - - 359 - Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! - - - 360 - See? Girls can fight too! - - - 361 - Girls power! - - - 362 - Aaand you're dead. - - - 363 - Next! - - - 364 - That's just a beginning, fuckers! - - - 365 - Time to loot a corpse, I guess. - - - 366 - Nice job getting yourself killed. - - - 367 - You OK? You look kinda... dead! - - - 368 - Another one to my collection. - - - 369 - You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. - - - 370 - That door revolved one time too many... - - - 371 - Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. - - - 372 - Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. - - - 373 - I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! - - - 374 - I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! - - - 375 - I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! - - - 376 - Pathetic. - - - 377 - Amateur. - - - 378 - Let this be a lesson for all of you! - - - 379 - You asked for it. - - - 380 - Your luck ran out. - - - 381 - Time to pay the piper! - - - 382 - Someone, go check his pulse. - - - 383 - Someone, go check her pulse. - - - 384 - Adios! - - - 385 - Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... - - - 386 - Serves you right, you slut! - - - 387 - In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. - - - 388 - Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. - - - 389 - Goodnight sweet prince. - - - 390 - OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. - - - 391 - OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. - - - 392 - Diagnosis: negative! - - - 393 - It didn't have end up like this.! - - - 394 - I think I'll skip a lunch today. - - - 395 - Hahaha! Fucking awesome! - - - 396 - Fuck yeah! I love this job! - - - 397 - It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. - - - 398 - Boom, head shot! - - - 399 - Wow! - - - 400 - Mind blown! - - - 401 - I wasn't even trying. - - - 402 - Did somebody take a picture? - - - 403 - Pop goes the zit! - - - 404 - I warned you about mexican food! - - - 405 - What can I say, I'm a better draw. - - - 406 - I'm gonna miss your cinematography... - - - 407 - Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - - - 408 - Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! - - - 409 - No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! - - - 410 - Next time try shooting with open eyes! - - - 411 - Stop shaking! I can't hit you! - - - 412 - Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! - - - 413 - And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! - - - 414 - Couple? We're not married! - - - 415 - I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! - - - 416 - PX? What the fuck does it even mean? - - - 417 - No shit, Sherlock! - - - 418 - It will be one-way trip for you! - - - 419 - Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! - - - 420 - Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! - - - 421 - What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! - - - 422 - Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! - - - 423 - I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! - - - 424 - Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. - - - 425 - So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. - - - 426 - Indeed I do! - - - 427 - You know there's no such animal, right? - - - 428 - Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! - - - 429 - Trouble is my second name! - - - 430 - Like a bulldog! - - - 431 - You should be! - - - 432 - Your wish is my order! - - - 433 - Nobody ever does. - - - 434 - Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. - - - 435 - Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! - - - 436 - No, thank you! - - - 437 - Will see who's about to teach whom! - - - 438 - You're right! - - - 439 - You don't deserve a chance! - - - 440 - Horoscopes lie! - - - 441 - Ding dong! - - - 442 - It's still not too late! - - - 443 - We'll check ourselves! - - - 444 - Need bubbles, sir? - - - 445 - Did you just call me an ass!? - - - 446 - Whatever. - - - 447 - I didn't understand a single word! - - - 448 - It will only get closer! - - - 449 - I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. - - - 450 - You're the disease and I'm the cure. - - - 451 - I'm gonna blow your head off! - - - 452 - Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! - - - 453 - I eat Green Berets for breakfast! - - - 454 - You cowboys are finished! - - - 455 - Take this, you maggot! - - - 456 - I'm going to cut out your living guts! - - - 457 - Long live the queen! - - - 458 - Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! - - - 459 - Don't make me angry! - - - 460 - I must break you! - - - 461 - This is for the Queen! - - - 462 - The Queen says: Die! - - - 463 - Dying ain't much of a living, boy! - - - 464 - Dying ain't much of a living, girl! - - - 465 - Is that the best you can do? - - - 466 - Your life is over, asshole! - - - 467 - Very pretty, but can you fight? - - - 468 - Howdy, pardner! - - - 469 - I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - - - 470 - Viva la revolution! - - - 471 - Your move, creep! - - - 472 - Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - - - 473 - It's about to turn into full tournee! - - - 474 - "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? - - - 475 - As you wish! - - - 476 - Hey! I'm a lady! - - - 477 - I'll dig you one! Six feet under! - - - 478 - I guess there's no more room in hell... - - - 479 - Is this some kind of a joke? - - - 480 - They're coming to get us! - - - 481 - Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! - - - 482 - Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... - - - 483 - Really? I mean.. c'mon! - - - 484 - That's just fucked up! - - - 485 - What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? - - - 486 - Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! - - - 487 - I'll send you back to hell! - - - 488 - We'll need more paramedics! - - - 489 - Oh shit! It can smell my brain! - - - 490 - It's not zombie! He's infected! - - - 491 - Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... - - - 492 - It's alive! - - - 493 - Maybe it's friendly. - - - 494 - It's alive... ish. - - - 495 - Nothing's ever real until it's real. - - - 496 - They live! - - - 497 - There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... - - - 498 - I will not negotiate with undead! - - - 499 - So there IS a life after death! - - - 500 - Don't use the Z word! - - - 501 - Holy shit. Plot twist! - - - 502 - Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. - - - 503 - That's it, no more drugs for me. - - - 504 - I knew that movie was based on a true story! - - - 505 - You're one spooky motherfucker, man. - - - 506 - Oooh. Zombies. How original. - - - 507 - Zombie over here! - - - 508 - Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! - - - 509 - Undead! - - - 510 - This is a bad dream! - - - 511 - Blasphemy! - - - 512 - Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! - - - 513 - At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. - - - 514 - I'm scared to pieces! - - - 515 - It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. - - - 516 - It could be worse. They could be nazi! - - - 517 - Where's my lawnmower when I need it? - - - 518 - It's againt the nature, you freak! - - - 519 - Dead should stay dead. - - - 520 - Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. - - - 521 - No! I don't want to become one of you! - - - 522 - Stay away from my precious gray matter! - - - 523 - Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! - - - 524 - Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! - - - 525 - They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! - - - 526 - Not my face! My beautiful face! - - - 527 - The PAIN! - - - 528 - Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! - - - 529 - Does it hurt to be dead? - - - 530 - And stay dead! This time! - - - 531 - You're dead... again. - - - 532 - Rest in pieces! - - - 533 - If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. - - - 534 - Stay down! - - - 535 - Get back where you came from! - - - 536 - Zed is dead. - - - 537 - Yeah! See ya! - - - 538 - Punish! - - - 539 - Bingo! - - - 540 - I think you'll enjoy this. - - - 541 - I'll squash you like a bug! - - - 542 - Here comes Johnny! - - - 543 - Somebody call an ambulance! - - - 544 - My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! - - - 545 - Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! - - - 546 - OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! - - - 547 - Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! - - - 548 - Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? - - - 549 - Look what you've made me do... - - - 550 - Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! - - - 551 - Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! - - - 552 - Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! - - - 553 - Look who's come to the picnic! - - - 554 - You've got to be crazy to come here! - - - 555 - Now, you've got my attention! - - - 556 - You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - - - 557 - You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - - - 558 - Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... - - - 559 - Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! - - - 560 - How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! - - - 561 - You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? - - - 562 - Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... - - - 563 - Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! - - - 564 - Is that your best? - - - 565 - It's official: YOU SUCK! - - - 566 - You cannot hurt me! - - - 567 - Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? - - - 568 - I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! - - - 569 - Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! - - - 570 - Are you trying to piss me off? - - - 571 - Do you want to hurt me on purpose? - - - 572 - Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! - - - 573 - I'm going to beat the crap out of you! - - - 574 - If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! - - - 575 - That's it, you're fucking dead! - - - 576 - I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! - - - 577 - Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! - - - 578 - God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. - - - 579 - The army... I should have known better! - - - 580 - Coming here... What was I thinking? - - - 581 - I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. - - - 582 - No weapons! No friends! No hope! - - - 583 - If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... - - - 584 - HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! - - - 585 - Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! - - - 586 - Gee, whales can fight? - - - 587 - Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! - - - 588 - This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! - - - 589 - How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! - - - 590 - Over here, you morons! - - - 591 - Go to hell, Hellar! - - - 592 - Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? - - - 593 - It must be this time of the month! - - - 594 - Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! - - - 595 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 596 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 597 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 598 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 599 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 600 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 601 - Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - - - 602 - Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - - - 603 - Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! - - - 604 - Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - - - 605 - Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - - - 606 - OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! - - - 607 - Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. - - - 608 - Trust me. I'm a professional! - - - 609 - You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... - - - 610 - Nice boobs! Are these real? - - - 611 - You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? - - - 612 - Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. - - - 613 - Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! - - - 614 - You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! - - - 615 - I see you and now I can see through you! - - - 616 - Little enemies... little wounds! - - - 617 - I really hate needless violence. - - - 618 - Wow, you're even dumber than you look. - - - 619 - You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! - - - 620 - Were your parents siblings? - - - 621 - Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? - - - 622 - I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! - - - 623 - Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? - - - 624 - Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! - - - 625 - Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! - - - 626 - Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! - - - 627 - Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? - - - 628 - As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? - - - 629 - You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! - - - 630 - Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! - - - 631 - You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! - - - 632 - Guys, don't shoot the cushions! - - - 633 - It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! - - - 634 - How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - - - 635 - How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - - - 636 - Are you tryin' to make me look good? - - - 637 - Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! - - - 638 - Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! - - - 639 - Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? - - - 640 - Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? - - - 641 - Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - - - 642 - Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - - - 643 - Idiots! Idiots everywhere! - - - 644 - You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. - - - 645 - I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. - - - 646 - How's that karma tasting? Not so good? - - - 647 - Do you always take yourself so seriously? - - - 648 - Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. - - - 649 - Go bore someone else with your existence. - - - 650 - When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! - - - 651 - Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - - - 652 - Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - - - 653 - Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! - - - 654 - Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! - - - 655 - Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! - - - 656 - I'm scared to death! - - - 657 - Gee, that gave me goose bumps! - - - 658 - Speak of the devil! - - - 659 - Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! - - - 660 - OK, that was the last straw! - - - 661 - If I throw a stick, will you go away? - - - 662 - How can I miss you if you won't go away? - - - 663 - Hold my beer and watch this! - - - 664 - Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! - - - 665 - Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! - - - 666 - Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - - - 667 - Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - - - 668 - I thought your purpose was to die! - - - 669 - Hey, dickless! Over here! - - - 670 - Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? - - - 671 - Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! - - - 672 - Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? - - - 673 - Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? - - - 674 - Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? - - - 675 - Did your parents have any children that lived? - - - 676 - You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! - - - 677 - Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. - - - 678 - Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! - - - 679 - If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! - - - 680 - That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! - - - 681 - What? Hello? I can't hear anything! - - - 682 - Argh! My ears are bleeding! - - - 683 - What's this ringing? - - - 684 - Huh? It's all silent... - - - 685 - Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? - - - 686 - Fuck, my eyeballs! - - - 687 - I can't see shit! - - - 688 - Who turned off the light?! - - - 689 - Oh, my eyes! - - - 690 - Oh God, I'm blind! - - - 691 - Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! - - - 692 - Somebody help me! I can't see! - - - 693 - You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! - - - 694 - My eyes are on fire! - - - 695 - Cover me, I'm reloading! - - - 696 - I'm out, reloading! - - - 697 - I'm out, reloading! - - - 698 - Gotta reload! - - - 699 - Reloading! - - - 700 - I'm all out! - - - 701 - I'm running dry over here! - - - 702 - Need more ammo! - - - 703 - I'm out of bullets! - - - 704 - I'm leaking! - - - 705 - I'm bleeding! - - - 706 - Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! - - - 707 - Mmmm... blood. - - - 708 - I need medical attention! - - - 709 - I'm spilling blood! - - - 710 - I... can't... catch a breath... - - - 711 - My... lungs... - - - 712 - Gas! Oh... - - - 713 - I can't breath! - - - 714 - It burns! - - - 715 - Don't worry, I'll send you some! - - - 716 - I'll show you! - - - 717 - You'll wish you wouldn't ask! - - - 718 - You got it wrong, let me educate you! - - - 719 - Was that a rhetorical question? - - - 720 - Now whose fault is it, if your cocksucker boss buys second hand guns? - - - 721 - And soon so will be you! - - - 722 - The only thing layin' low here, is you bitch! - - - 723 - Yeah right, that's why you're sweating! - - - 724 - Guess again! That wasn't your horoscope! - - - 725 - Advice for today: avoid long travels, new relationships and BULLETS! - - - 726 - Mine said I will kill a lot of people today! I hope it will come true too! - - - 727 - Do people seriously believe in these things? Pathetic. - - - 728 - Tough? I could make that shot with eyes closed. - - - 729 - And that's just the beginning! - - - 730 - He loves you no more! - - - 731 - OK, this one's out. Next! - - - 732 - You'll be sorry for saying that! - - - 733 - Well, now we can play hide and seek! - - - 734 - You're right! It's the whole company here! - - - 735 - No, loser! You should have used the plural! Guys, lot's of guys! - - - 736 - Will see about that... - - - 737 - No, it doesn't, but don't worry, we'll be gentle! - - - 738 - Nice grammar, asshole! - - - 739 - Need supplies, wacko? - - - 740 - Here, I'll give you some! - - - 741 - No, you just suck, that's it! No air involved! - - - 742 - Never got this - why bring a knife to a gun fight? - - - 743 - Funny indeed, we had so much fun with him as a target practice! - - - 744 - I know some jokes too. For example: you're a joke! - - - 745 - Hey man, the gun isn't stupid, you are! - - - 746 - Suits you fine, huh? - - - 747 - Relax! Why make such a fuss? - - - 748 - The only thing you're gonna get is your butt kicked! - - - 749 - Oh yeah? Wait for the next one! - - - 750 - It was just a warning shot! - - - 751 - I'll scratch you to death! - - - 752 - That's not a scratch. It's a fucking canyon! - - - 753 - No. You need to die! - - - 754 - I'll dig you one too with it! - - - 755 - Kiss my ass! - - - 756 - Fireball? What the fuck do you think this is? Street Fighter Alpha 3? - - - 757 - It's OK, I'm here. Follow my voice! - - - 758 - That's what she said! - - - 759 - Please, let it be a close encounter of the sexy kind! - - - 760 - We are here, we are queer... fuck, that sounded wrong! - - - 761 - We are here, we are queer... wait, that came out wrong... oops, this too! - - - 762 - I'm ready any time you are! - - - 763 - Why not? Have you never had a threesome? - - - 764 - Now, now, you're hurting our feelings! - - - 765 - Come on, there's always a room to try something new! - - - 766 - Don't worry, it will be just a "gun bang"! - - - 767 - Guys, she just needs a loaded gun! - - - 768 - Come over here, I'll give you some. - - - 769 - Is that how it's called these days? - - - 770 - I bet that's what you've said the first time too! - - - 771 - What did you just say? Wolf? We've got plenty of them... - - - 772 - Oh, now I'm getting jelous. - - - 773 - I can help you to deal with the grief, if you want! - - - 774 - We've got plenty of bears too... Hans, come over here! - - - 775 - Where? Where? - - - 776 - Maybe I could help you with that? - - - 777 - You need to empty the chamber... - - - 778 - But that's nothing new for you, eh? - - - 779 - Damn, that doesn't even deserve a witty response! - - - 780 - Are you even listening what you're saying? - - - 781 - Oh, I'll give you one! Just you wait! - - - 782 - You should consider changing your masseur. I volunteer! - - - 783 - Yeah, I bet you did. God. - - - 784 - Oooh. Not today! - - - 785 - No! - - - 786 - Anything for you, princess. - - - 787 - I work this way on women. - - - 788 - Are you doing this on purpose? - - - 789 - Pffft. - - - 790 - Pffft. - - - 791 - I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that. - - - 792 - Hold on! 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(320 letters) - - - 1 - Sucker! - - - 2 - Suck on this! - - - 3 - Say hello to my lil' friend! - - - 4 - Come get some! - - - 5 - You're mine! - - - 6 - Die! - - - 7 - You scared, motherfucker? - - - 8 - This gonna hurt! - - - 9 - Eat shit and die! - - - 10 - Send me a postcard from HELL! - - - 11 - Come to daddy! - - - 12 - Come to momma! - - - 13 - I'll chop your balls off! - - - 14 - You'll be six feet under in no time! - - - 15 - Gonna send ya home in a pine box, loser! - - - 16 - Hey, wanna play? - - - 17 - Hey, gimme that! - - - 18 - Nice toy! - - - 19 - You should have stayed home, bitch! - - - 20 - You should have stayed home, fucker! - - - 21 - Die, vermin! - - - 22 - Feeling scared? - - - 23 - Dance for me! - - - 24 - How fun! - - - 25 - Dakka-dakka-dakka! - - - 26 - Guns don't kill people, I do! - - - 27 - I'm the best! - - - 28 - Kneel before me, loser! - - - 29 - Come on! I don't got all day! - - - 30 - Eat lead! - - - 31 - I'm better than you! - - - 32 - You fucked with the wrong man! - - - 33 - You fucked with the wrong woman! - - - 34 - Stop wasting my time! - - - 35 - You deserve it! - - - 36 - Yeah! - - - 37 - That's right! - - - 38 - You're dead. - - - 39 - How ya like it? - - - 40 - You had it coming! - - - 41 - Why, hello there! - - - 42 - Say "cheese"! - - - 43 - Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! - - - 44 - Could you just please die? - - - 45 - Garbage day! - - - 46 - Barbecue time! - - - 47 - Suck it down! - - - 48 - Bam! - - - 49 - Kaboom! - - - 50 - Dodge this! - - - 51 - I like it! - - - 52 - Hahaha! - - - 53 - Die in fire, bitch! - - - 54 - Die in fire, son-of-a-bitch! - - - 55 - Say your prayers! - - - 56 - Hell yeah! - - - 57 - There's no kill like overkill! - - - 58 - My gun's bigger than yours! - - - 59 - I got a present for ya! - - - 60 - Watch and learn. - - - 61 - Special delivery! - - - 62 - You should see your face now! - - - 63 - Didn't see THAT coming, ha? - - - 64 - Check mate! - - - 65 - I always wanted to do this. - - - 66 - Peace through power! - - - 67 - This job ain't that bad. - - - 68 - Now I remember why I joined army! - - - 69 - Ooh, somebody stop me! - - - 70 - You're welcome! - - - 71 - There goes the neighborhood! - - - 72 - Denied! - - - 73 - Gonna scalp ya, sucker! - - - 74 - Come to papa. - - - 75 - Show me your guts! - - - 76 - I'll rip you to pieces! - - - 77 - Motherfucker! - - - 78 - I can smell your fear! - - - 79 - I'll bash your skull in! - - - 80 - I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! - - - 81 - Chaaarge! - - - 82 - Guns are for pussies! - - - 83 - Your ass is mine! - - - 84 - I'll rip you fucking legs out of your ass! - - - 85 - Welcome to world of pain. I'll be your guide! - - - 86 - I'll slice ya up like a mango! - - - 87 - Heads are gonna roll! - - - 88 - Closing in! - - - 89 - Ready or not, here I come! - - - 90 - It's time to get personal! - - - 91 - Stop me if you can! - - - 92 - You and me! No rules! Come on, coward! - - - 93 - You don't leave me a choice! - - - 94 - I'll kill you! - - - 95 - Who needs guns anyway? - - - 96 - I'll stab you until you say "ouch, I'm dead"! - - - 97 - How 'bout a facelift? - - - 98 - It's Christmas! And you've been VERY naughty! - - - 99 - I warn you! I watched "Enter the Dragon" TWICE! - - - 100 - Hugs! - - - 101 - I promise it won't hurt... much. - - - 102 - Tag! - - - 103 - Shit, I can't believe I'm doing this! - - - 104 - Catch! - - - 105 - Here ya go! - - - 106 - Pop goes the weasel. - - - 107 - This one's for you. - - - 108 - Muahaha! - - - 109 - Catch this, swine! - - - 110 - Choke on this! - - - 111 - Snack on that! - - - 112 - How 'bout some acupuncture? - - - 113 - Bullseye! - - - 114 - Here's a token of my gratitude! - - - 115 - Do you like shiny things? - - - 116 - Here, keep it! - - - 117 - No returns! - - - 118 - Incoming! - - - 119 - Take cover! - - - 120 - Grenade! - - - 121 - Have more where it came from! - - - 122 - Fire in the hole! - - - 123 - Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! - 1 - - - 124 - Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. - 1 - - - 125 - Can someone check out these noises? - 1 - 1 - - - 126 - Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. - 1 - 1 - - - 127 - Let me guess, another false alarm. - 1 - 1 - - - 128 - They're here! - 1 - - - 129 - Now the fun can start! - - - 130 - I've waited for this looong time. - - - 131 - Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! - - - 132 - They have no idea what they are in for... - - - 133 - Everyone get ready! - - - 134 - Killing time! - - - 135 - I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! - - - 136 - Finally! Some carnage! - - - 137 - Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! - - - 138 - Finally, my training will pay off. - - - 139 - Everybody, wake up! - - - 140 - Time to earn my paycheck... - - - 141 - Now I'll be able to prove myself. - - - 142 - We have tactical advantage! - - - 143 - Maybe I'll get a medal! - - - 144 - We're under attack! - - - 145 - Oh, ain't that just great? - - - 146 - Can't guy get a nap around here? - - - 147 - Enemy attack. That's something new. - - - 148 - Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. - - - 149 - I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. - - - 150 - Fantastic. - - - 151 - "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. - - - 152 - Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! - - - 153 - Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. - - - 154 - Take positions! - - - 155 - I hoped this would never happen... - - - 156 - Fire at will! - - - 157 - It was bound to happen eventually. - - - 158 - I heard that! - - - 159 - Who's there? - - - 160 - What was that? - - - 161 - Hey! What the... - - - 162 - Show yourself! - - - 163 - I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! - - - 164 - What the hell was that? - - - 165 - I'm not deaf, you know? - - - 166 - Hey! - - - 167 - Come out, coward! - - - 168 - Hey! Who's making all that racket? - - - 169 - Just show yourself, wherever you are! - - - 170 - Hey! I've heard something suspicious! - - - 171 - Anybody there? - - - 172 - Shoulda check it out. - - - 173 - Is someone being clever? - - - 174 - Strange noises... - - - 175 - Can someone else check it out, please? - - - 176 - It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! - - - 177 - Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. - - - 178 - Da'ffff...! - - - 179 - Big mistake! - - - 180 - Holy crap! - - - 181 - Enemy! - - - 182 - Enemy!!! - - - 183 - Alert! Alert! - - - 184 - There is one! - - - 185 - Intruders! - - - 186 - We've got company! - - - 187 - Prepare to suffer! - - - 188 - Holy shit! - - - 189 - Oh, hi. - - - 190 - I spy with my little eye! - - - 191 - I have a sigthing! - - - 192 - Enemy forces! - - - 193 - Enemy detected! - - - 194 - Enemy over here! - - - 195 - We're in some real shit... - - - 196 - It was all part of my plan! - - - 197 - I've had enough! - - - 198 - Oh my God! - - - 199 - They ain't paying us enough for this shit... - - - 200 - When did things go so wrong? - - - 201 - I'll be back! With friends! - - - 202 - You'll pay for that... the other day! - - - 203 - You're not playing fair! - - - 204 - Don't think you I will forgive ya! - - - 205 - Mommy! - - - 206 - I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! - - - 207 - I'll leave you alive... for now. - - - 208 - Enough is enough! - - - 209 - Screw this! I'm outta here! - - - 210 - Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! - - - 211 - Tactical retreat! - - - 212 - I've seen enough. - - - 213 - Nope, nope, nope. - - - 214 - Run to the hills! - - - 215 - Let's call it a draw. - - - 216 - They said "join the army". Not for this shit! - - - 217 - I regret nothing! - - - 218 - Game over, man! - - - 219 - Let's be friends! - - - 220 - Party's over! - - - 221 - Violence is not an answer! - - - 222 - I'm too beautiful to die! - - - 223 - Screw you guys, I'm going home! - - - 224 - Make love, not war! - - - 225 - I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! - - - 226 - Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! - - - 227 - Aaaggh! - - - 228 - I see red... - - - 229 - Damn, I'm barely conscious. - - - 230 - Ugh! - - - 231 - This... hurts! - - - 232 - You will regret... uhh... this. - - - 233 - Crap! - - - 234 - What the...! - - - 235 - Ouch! - - - 236 - You fuck! - - - 237 - Oh, you piece of shit! - - - 238 - Fuck, you'll pay for that! - - - 239 - You fucked with the wrong guy! - - - 240 - Now you have... pissed me off. - - - 241 - It was nothing! - - - 242 - I'm still here! - - - 243 - Didn't feel a thing! - - - 244 - Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! - - - 245 - Pain is just an illusion! - - - 246 - Who do you think you are? - - - 247 - Oh, come on! - - - 248 - Why me?! - - - 249 - This hurts you more then it hurts me. - - - 250 - I'm allergic to pain! - - - 251 - Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! - - - 252 - I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! - - - 253 - Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! - - - 254 - Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! - - - 255 - Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! - - - 256 - Much Dust, Many Bullets! - - - 257 - Get back on your Honda, and travel away! - - - 258 - Forgive me, for I have sinned! - - - 259 - Where's your God now?! - - - 260 - Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! - - - 261 - Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! - - - 262 - Now that's an easy target! - - - 263 - Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... - - - 264 - I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! - - - 265 - Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! - - - 266 - Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! - - - 267 - Who's that psycho chick? - - - 268 - Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? - - - 269 - Marry me! - - - 270 - Pathetic! - - - 271 - Try again, I dare ya. - - - 272 - Don't make me go over there! - - - 273 - You've just made a big mistake! - - - 274 - I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! - - - 275 - You'll regret missing! - - - 276 - Who were you shootin' at? - - - 277 - Who learned you to shoot? - - - 278 - You'll pay for that! - - - 279 - Son of a bitch! - - - 280 - You suck! - - - 281 - Lame! - - - 282 - Are you even trying? - - - 283 - Ha, you wish! - - - 284 - Learn how to shoot, rookie! - - - 285 - In your dream! - - - 286 - I'm not impressed! - - - 287 - That ain't gonna happen. - - - 288 - Booooo! - - - 289 - Children shouldn't play with guns! - - - 290 - Nice try! - - - 291 - My grandma's a better shot! - - - 292 - That shot was bad and you should feel bad! - - - 293 - Close enough. - - - 294 - Can't touch this! - - - 295 - Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. - - - 296 - Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! - - - 297 - Was close. - - - 298 - Try harder! - - - 299 - Whew! - - - 300 - Hell no! - - - 301 - Maybe next time! - - - 302 - Not today! - - - 303 - Close, but no cigar. - - - 304 - That woke me up. - - - 305 - You son of a bitch! - - - 306 - I will destroy you! - - - 307 - Dead or alive, you're coming with me. - - - 308 - I kick ass for the queen! - - - 309 - I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! - - - 310 - Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! - - - 311 - Is that the best you can do? - - - 312 - Your life is over, asshole! - - - 313 - Very pretty, but can you fight? - - - 314 - Howdy, pardner! - - - 315 - I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - - - 316 - Viva la revolution! - - - 317 - Keep a place in hell for your queen! - - - 318 - Your move, creep! - - - 319 - Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - - - 320 - Shit, shit, shit... - - - 321 - We're all gonna die. - - - 322 - God help me. - - - 323 - We're in some real pretty shit now! - - - 324 - It is no dream! This is really happening! - - - 325 - Goddamnit. - - - 326 - I got a bad feeling on this one. - - - 327 - It's a goddamn commando squad! - - - 328 - Why this shit always happens to me!? - - - 329 - I can't deal with this anymore - - - 330 - What the hell am I going to do now? - - - 331 - I should get the hell out of here! - - - 332 - Oh no, how could this happen? - - - 333 - I will not fight those bastards alone! - - - 334 - Where is the goddamn cavalry? - - - 335 - I am outta here. - - - 336 - Doctor is in! - - - 337 - Operation succesful! - - - 338 - I'll carve ya up like a chicken! - - - 339 - Bleed for me! - - - 340 - I can't believe they're paying me for that! - - - 341 - You taste like chicken! - - - 342 - You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! - - - 343 - Chop chop chop! - - - 344 - Fresh meat! - - - 345 - I'll drink your blood! - - - 346 - I'll gut you like a fish! - - - 347 - Let's see what's inside this pinata! - - - 348 - When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! - - - 349 - You could use some shave! - - - 350 - Don't worry, it's disinfected! - - - 351 - Show me what you've got! - - - 352 - Time for harakiri, asshole! - - - 353 - Hey, you've got untied shoelace! - - - 354 - There's a mustard on your shirt! - - - 355 - Mmmmmincemeat! - - - 356 - Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! - - - 357 - I'll break your every single bone! - - - 358 - Need a nose job? - - - 359 - Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! - - - 360 - See? Girls can fight too! - - - 361 - Girls power! - - - 362 - Aaand you're dead. - - - 363 - Next! - - - 364 - That's just a beginning, fuckers! - - - 365 - Time to loot a corpse, I guess. - - - 366 - Nice job getting yourself killed. - - - 367 - You OK? You look kinda... dead! - - - 368 - Another one to my collection. - - - 369 - You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. - - - 370 - That door revolved one time too many... - - - 371 - Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. - - - 372 - Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. - - - 373 - I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! - - - 374 - I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! - - - 375 - I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! - - - 376 - Pathetic. - - - 377 - Amateur. - - - 378 - Let this be a lesson for all of you! - - - 379 - You asked for it. - - - 380 - Your luck ran out. - - - 381 - Time to pay the piper! - - - 382 - Someone, go check his pulse. - - - 383 - Someone, go check her pulse. - - - 384 - Adios! - - - 385 - Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... - - - 386 - Serves you right, you slut! - - - 387 - In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. - - - 388 - Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. - - - 389 - Goodnight sweet prince. - - - 390 - OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. - - - 391 - OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. - - - 392 - Diagnosis: negative! - - - 393 - It didn't have end up like this.! - - - 394 - I think I'll skip a lunch today. - - - 395 - Hahaha! Fucking awesome! - - - 396 - Fuck yeah! I love this job! - - - 397 - It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. - - - 398 - Boom, head shot! - - - 399 - Wow! - - - 400 - Mind blown! - - - 401 - I wasn't even trying. - - - 402 - Did somebody take a picture? - - - 403 - Pop goes the zit! - - - 404 - I warned you about mexican food! - - - 405 - What can I say, I'm a better draw. - - - 406 - I'm gonna miss your cinematography... - - - 407 - Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - - - 408 - Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! - - - 409 - No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! - - - 410 - Next time try shooting with open eyes! - - - 411 - Stop shaking! I can't hit you! - - - 412 - Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! - - - 413 - And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! - - - 414 - Couple? We're not married! - - - 415 - I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! - - - 416 - PX? What the fuck does it even mean? - - - 417 - No shit, Sherlock! - - - 418 - It will be one-way trip for you! - - - 419 - Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! - - - 420 - Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! - - - 421 - What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! - - - 422 - Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! - - - 423 - I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! - - - 424 - Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. - - - 425 - So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. - - - 426 - Indeed I do! - - - 427 - You know there's no such animal, right? - - - 428 - Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! - - - 429 - Trouble is my second name! - - - 430 - Like a bulldog! - - - 431 - You should be! - - - 432 - Your wish is my order! - - - 433 - Nobody ever does. - - - 434 - Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. - - - 435 - Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! - - - 436 - No, thank you! - - - 437 - Will see who's about to teach whom! - - - 438 - You're right! - - - 439 - You don't deserve a chance! - - - 440 - Horoscopes lie! - - - 441 - Ding dong! - - - 442 - It's still not too late! - - - 443 - We'll check ourselves! - - - 444 - Need bubbles, sir? - - - 445 - Did you just call me an ass!? - - - 446 - Whatever. - - - 447 - I didn't understand a single word! - - - 448 - It will only get closer! - - - 449 - I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. - - - 450 - You're the disease and I'm the cure. - - - 451 - I'm gonna blow your head off! - - - 452 - Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! - - - 453 - I eat Green Berets for breakfast! - - - 454 - You cowboys are finished! - - - 455 - Take this, you maggot! - - - 456 - I'm going to cut out your living guts! - - - 457 - Long live the queen! - - - 458 - Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! - - - 459 - Don't make me angry! - - - 460 - I must break you! - - - 461 - This is for the Queen! - - - 462 - The Queen says: Die! - - - 463 - Dying ain't much of a living, boy! - - - 464 - Dying ain't much of a living, girl! - - - 465 - Is that the best you can do? - - - 466 - Your life is over, asshole! - - - 467 - Very pretty, but can you fight? - - - 468 - Howdy, pardner! - - - 469 - I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - - - 470 - Viva la revolution! - - - 471 - Your move, creep! - - - 472 - Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - - - 473 - It's about to turn into full tournee! - - - 474 - "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? - - - 475 - As you wish! - - - 476 - Hey! I'm a lady! - - - 477 - I'll dig you one! Six feet under! - - - 478 - I guess there's no more room in hell... - - - 479 - Is this some kind of a joke? - - - 480 - They're coming to get us! - - - 481 - Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! - - - 482 - Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... - - - 483 - Really? I mean.. c'mon! - - - 484 - That's just fucked up! - - - 485 - What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? - - - 486 - Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! - - - 487 - I'll send you back to hell! - - - 488 - We'll need more paramedics! - - - 489 - Oh shit! It can smell my brain! - - - 490 - It's not zombie! He's infected! - - - 491 - Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... - - - 492 - It's alive! - - - 493 - Maybe it's friendly. - - - 494 - It's alive... ish. - - - 495 - Nothing's ever real until it's real. - - - 496 - They live! - - - 497 - There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... - - - 498 - I will not negotiate with undead! - - - 499 - So there IS a life after death! - - - 500 - Don't use the Z word! - - - 501 - Holy shit. Plot twist! - - - 502 - Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. - - - 503 - That's it, no more drugs for me. - - - 504 - I knew that movie was based on a true story! - - - 505 - You're one spooky motherfucker, man. - - - 506 - Oooh. Zombies. How original. - - - 507 - Zombie over here! - - - 508 - Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! - - - 509 - Undead! - - - 510 - This is a bad dream! - - - 511 - Blasphemy! - - - 512 - Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! - - - 513 - At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. - - - 514 - I'm scared to pieces! - - - 515 - It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. - - - 516 - It could be worse. They could be nazi! - - - 517 - Where's my lawnmower when I need it? - - - 518 - It's againt the nature, you freak! - - - 519 - Dead should stay dead. - - - 520 - Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. - - - 521 - No! I don't want to become one of you! - - - 522 - Stay away from my precious gray matter! - - - 523 - Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! - - - 524 - Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! - - - 525 - They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! - - - 526 - Not my face! My beautiful face! - - - 527 - The PAIN! - - - 528 - Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! - - - 529 - Does it hurt to be dead? - - - 530 - And stay dead! This time! - - - 531 - You're dead... again. - - - 532 - Rest in pieces! - - - 533 - If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. - - - 534 - Stay down! - - - 535 - Get back where you came from! - - - 536 - Zed is dead. - - - 537 - Yeah! See ya! - - - 538 - Punish! - - - 539 - Bingo! - - - 540 - I think you'll enjoy this. - - - 541 - I'll squash you like a bug! - - - 542 - Here comes Johnny! - - - 543 - Somebody call an ambulance! - - - 544 - My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! - - - 545 - Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! - - - 546 - OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! - - - 547 - Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! - - - 548 - Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? - - - 549 - Look what you've made me do... - - - 550 - Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! - - - 551 - Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! - - - 552 - Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! - - - 553 - Look who's come to the picnic! - - - 554 - You've got to be crazy to come here! - - - 555 - Now, you've got my attention! - - - 556 - You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - - - 557 - You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - - - 558 - Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... - - - 559 - Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! - - - 560 - How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! - - - 561 - You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? - - - 562 - Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... - - - 563 - Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! - - - 564 - Is that your best? - - - 565 - It's official: YOU SUCK! - - - 566 - You cannot hurt me! - - - 567 - Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? - - - 568 - I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! - - - 569 - Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! - - - 570 - Are you trying to piss me off? - - - 571 - Do you want to hurt me on purpose? - - - 572 - Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! - - - 573 - I'm going to beat the crap out of you! - - - 574 - If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! - - - 575 - That's it, you're fucking dead! - - - 576 - I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! - - - 577 - Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! - - - 578 - God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. - - - 579 - The army... I should have known better! - - - 580 - Coming here... What was I thinking? - - - 581 - I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. - - - 582 - No weapons! No friends! No hope! - - - 583 - If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... - - - 584 - HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! - - - 585 - Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! - - - 586 - Gee, whales can fight? - - - 587 - Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! - - - 588 - This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! - - - 589 - How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! - - - 590 - Over here, you morons! - - - 591 - Go to hell, Hellar! - - - 592 - Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? - - - 593 - It must be this time of the month! - - - 594 - Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! - - - 595 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 596 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 597 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 598 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 599 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 600 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 601 - Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - - - 602 - Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - - - 603 - Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! - - - 604 - Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - - - 605 - Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - - - 606 - OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! - - - 607 - Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. - - - 608 - Trust me. I'm a professional! - - - 609 - You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... - - - 610 - Nice boobs! Are these real? - - - 611 - You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? - - - 612 - Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. - - - 613 - Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! - - - 614 - You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! - - - 615 - I see you and now I can see through you! - - - 616 - Little enemies... little wounds! - - - 617 - I really hate needless violence. - - - 618 - Wow, you're even dumber than you look. - - - 619 - You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! - - - 620 - Were your parents siblings? - - - 621 - Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? - - - 622 - I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! - - - 623 - Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? - - - 624 - Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! - - - 625 - Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! - - - 626 - Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! - - - 627 - Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? - - - 628 - As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? - - - 629 - You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! - - - 630 - Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! - - - 631 - You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! - - - 632 - Guys, don't shoot the cushions! - - - 633 - It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! - - - 634 - How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - - - 635 - How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - - - 636 - Are you tryin' to make me look good? - - - 637 - Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! - - - 638 - Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! - - - 639 - Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? - - - 640 - Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? - - - 641 - Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - - - 642 - Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - - - 643 - Idiots! Idiots everywhere! - - - 644 - You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. - - - 645 - I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. - - - 646 - How's that karma tasting? Not so good? - - - 647 - Do you always take yourself so seriously? - - - 648 - Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. - - - 649 - Go bore someone else with your existence. - - - 650 - When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! - - - 651 - Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - - - 652 - Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - - - 653 - Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! - - - 654 - Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! - - - 655 - Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! - - - 656 - I'm scared to death! - - - 657 - Gee, that gave me goose bumps! - - - 658 - Speak of the devil! - - - 659 - Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! - - - 660 - OK, that was the last straw! - - - 661 - If I throw a stick, will you go away? - - - 662 - How can I miss you if you won't go away? - - - 663 - Hold my beer and watch this! - - - 664 - Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! - - - 665 - Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! - - - 666 - Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - - - 667 - Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - - - 668 - I thought your purpose was to die! - - - 669 - Hey, dickless! Over here! - - - 670 - Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? - - - 671 - Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! - - - 672 - Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? - - - 673 - Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? - - - 674 - Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? - - - 675 - Did your parents have any children that lived? - - - 676 - You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! - - - 677 - Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. - - - 678 - Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! - - - 679 - If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! - - - 680 - That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! - - - 681 - What? Hello? I can't hear anything! - - - 682 - Argh! My ears are bleeding! - - - 683 - What's this ringing? - - - 684 - Huh? It's all silent... - - - 685 - Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? - - - 686 - Fuck, my eyeballs! - - - 687 - I can't see shit! - - - 688 - Who turned off the light?! - - - 689 - Oh, my eyes! - - - 690 - Oh God, I'm blind! - - - 691 - Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! - - - 692 - Somebody help me! I can't see! - - - 693 - You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! - - - 694 - My eyes are on fire! - - - 695 - Cover me, I'm reloading! - - - 696 - I'm out, reloading! - - - 697 - I'm out, reloading! - - - 698 - Gotta reload! - - - 699 - Reloading! - - - 700 - I'm all out! - - - 701 - I'm running dry over here! - - - 702 - Need more ammo! - - - 703 - I'm out of bullets! - - - 704 - I'm leaking! - - - 705 - I'm bleeding! - - - 706 - Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! - - - 707 - Mmmm... blood. - - - 708 - I need medical attention! - - - 709 - I'm spilling blood! - - - 710 - I... can't... catch a breath... - - - 711 - My... lungs... - - - 712 - Gas! Oh... - - - 713 - I can't breath! - - - 714 - It burns! - - - 715 - Don't worry, I'll send you some! - - - 716 - I'll show you! - - - 717 - You'll wish you wouldn't ask! - - - 718 - You got it wrong, let me educate you! - - - 719 - Was that a rhetorical question? - - - 720 - Now whose fault is it, if your cocksucker boss buys second hand guns? - - - 721 - And soon so will be you! - - - 722 - The only thing layin' low here, is you bitch! - - - 723 - Yeah right, that's why you're sweating! - - - 724 - Guess again! That wasn't your horoscope! - - - 725 - Advice for today: avoid long travels, new relationships and BULLETS! - - - 726 - Mine said I will kill a lot of people today! I hope it will come true too! - - - 727 - Do people seriously believe in these things? Pathetic. - - - 728 - Tough? I could make that shot with eyes closed. - - - 729 - And that's just the beginning! - - - 730 - He loves you no more! - - - 731 - OK, this one's out. Next! - - - 732 - You'll be sorry for saying that! - - - 733 - Well, now we can play hide and seek! - - - 734 - You're right! It's the whole company here! - - - 735 - No, loser! You should have used the plural! Guys, lot's of guys! - - - 736 - Will see about that... - - - 737 - No, it doesn't, but don't worry, we'll be gentle! - - - 738 - Nice grammar, asshole! - - - 739 - Need supplies, wacko? - - - 740 - Here, I'll give you some! - - - 741 - No, you just suck, that's it! No air involved! - - - 742 - Never got this - why bring a knife to a gun fight? - - - 743 - Funny indeed, we had so much fun with him as a target practice! - - - 744 - I know some jokes too. For example: you're a joke! - - - 745 - Hey man, the gun isn't stupid, you are! - - - 746 - Suits you fine, huh? - - - 747 - Relax! Why make such a fuss? - - - 748 - The only thing you're gonna get is your butt kicked! - - - 749 - Oh yeah? Wait for the next one! - - - 750 - It was just a warning shot! - - - 751 - I'll scratch you to death! - - - 752 - That's not a scratch. It's a fucking canyon! - - - 753 - No. You need to die! - - - 754 - I'll dig you one too with it! - - - 755 - Kiss my ass! - - - 756 - Fireball? What the fuck do you think this is? Street Fighter Alpha 3? - - - 757 - It's OK, I'm here. Follow my voice! - - - 758 - That's what she said! - - - 759 - Please, let it be a close encounter of the sexy kind! - - - 760 - We are here, we are queer... fuck, that sounded wrong! - - - 761 - We are here, we are queer... wait, that came out wrong... oops, this too! - - - 762 - I'm ready any time you are! - - - 763 - Why not? Have you never had a threesome? - - - 764 - Now, now, you're hurting our feelings! - - - 765 - Come on, there's always a room to try something new! - - - 766 - Don't worry, it will be just a "gun bang"! - - - 767 - Guys, she just needs a loaded gun! - - - 768 - Come over here, I'll give you some. - - - 769 - Is that how it's called these days? - - - 770 - I bet that's what you've said the first time too! - - - 771 - What did you just say? Wolf? We've got plenty of them... - - - 772 - Oh, now I'm getting jelous. - - - 773 - I can help you to deal with the grief, if you want! - - - 774 - We've got plenty of bears too... Hans, come over here! - - - 775 - Where? Where? - - - 776 - Maybe I could help you with that? - - - 777 - You need to empty the chamber... - - - 778 - But that's nothing new for you, eh? - - - 779 - Damn, that doesn't even deserve a witty response! - - - 780 - Are you even listening what you're saying? - - - 781 - Oh, I'll give you one! Just you wait! - - - 782 - You should consider changing your masseur. I volunteer! - - - 783 - Yeah, I bet you did. God. - - - 784 - Oooh. Not today! - - - 785 - No! - - - 786 - Anything for you, princess. - - - 787 - I work this way on women. - - - 788 - Are you doing this on purpose? - - - 789 - Pffft. - - - 790 - Pffft. - - - 791 - I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that. - - - 792 - Hold on! I'll just drop my clothes, get my rescue tube and I'm coming to save you! - - \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir-languages/Italian_Version/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/Italian.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/Italian_Version/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/Italian.EnemyTaunts.xml index b97258e5d..96eb91451 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/Italian_Version/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/Italian.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/Italian_Version/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/Italian.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1,3184 +1,189 @@ - 0 + 0 Taunt! (320 letters) - - - 1 - Sucker! - - - 2 - Suck on this! - - - 3 - Say hello to my lil' friend! - - - 4 - Come get some! - - - 5 - You're mine! - - - 6 - Die! - - - 7 - You scared, motherfucker? - - - 8 - This gonna hurt! - - - 9 - Eat shit and die! - - - 10 - Send me a postcard from HELL! - - - 11 - Come to daddy! - - - 12 - Come to momma! - - - 13 - I'll chop your balls off! - - - 14 - You'll be six feet under in no time! - - - 15 - Gonna send ya home in a pine box, loser! - - - 16 - Hey, wanna play? - - - 17 - Hey, gimme that! - - - 18 - Nice toy! - - - 19 - You should have stayed home, bitch! - - - 20 - You should have stayed home, fucker! - - - 21 - Die, vermin! - - - 22 - Feeling scared? - - - 23 - Dance for me! - - - 24 - How fun! - - - 25 - Dakka-dakka-dakka! - - - 26 - Guns don't kill people, I do! - - - 27 - I'm the best! - - - 28 - Kneel before me, loser! - - - 29 - Come on! I don't got all day! - - - 30 - Eat lead! - - - 31 - I'm better than you! - - - 32 - You fucked with the wrong man! - - - 33 - You fucked with the wrong woman! - - - 34 - Stop wasting my time! - - - 35 - You deserve it! - - - 36 - Yeah! - - - 37 - That's right! - - - 38 - You're dead. - - - 39 - How ya like it? - - - 40 - You had it coming! - - - 41 - Why, hello there! - - - 42 - Say "cheese"! - - - 43 - Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! - - - 44 - Could you just please die? - - - 45 - Garbage day! - - - 46 - Barbecue time! - - - 47 - Suck it down! - - - 48 - Bam! - - - 49 - Kaboom! - - - 50 - Dodge this! - - - 51 - I like it! - - - 52 - Hahaha! - - - 53 - Die in fire, bitch! - - - 54 - Die in fire, son-of-a-bitch! - - - 55 - Say your prayers! - - - 56 - Hell yeah! - - - 57 - There's no kill like overkill! - - - 58 - My gun's bigger than yours! - - - 59 - I got a present for ya! - - - 60 - Watch and learn. - - - 61 - Special delivery! - - - 62 - You should see your face now! - - - 63 - Didn't see THAT coming, ha? - - - 64 - Check mate! - - - 65 - I always wanted to do this. - - - 66 - Peace through power! - - - 67 - This job ain't that bad. - - - 68 - Now I remember why I joined army! - - - 69 - Ooh, somebody stop me! - - - 70 - You're welcome! - - - 71 - There goes the neighborhood! - - - 72 - Denied! - - - 73 - Gonna scalp ya, sucker! - - - 74 - Come to papa. - - - 75 - Show me your guts! - - - 76 - I'll rip you to pieces! - - - 77 - Motherfucker! - - - 78 - I can smell your fear! - - - 79 - I'll bash your skull in! - - - 80 - I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! - - - 81 - Chaaarge! - - - 82 - Guns are for pussies! - - - 83 - Your ass is mine! - - - 84 - I'll rip you fucking legs out of your ass! - - - 85 - Welcome to world of pain. I'll be your guide! - - - 86 - I'll slice ya up like a mango! - - - 87 - Heads are gonna roll! - - - 88 - Closing in! - - - 89 - Ready or not, here I come! - - - 90 - It's time to get personal! - - - 91 - Stop me if you can! - - - 92 - You and me! No rules! Come on, coward! - - - 93 - You don't leave me a choice! - - - 94 - I'll kill you! - - - 95 - Who needs guns anyway? - - - 96 - I'll stab you until you say "ouch, I'm dead"! - - - 97 - How 'bout a facelift? - - - 98 - It's Christmas! And you've been VERY naughty! - - - 99 - I warn you! I watched "Enter the Dragon" TWICE! - - - 100 - Hugs! - - - 101 - I promise it won't hurt... much. - - - 102 - Tag! - - - 103 - Shit, I can't believe I'm doing this! - - - 104 - Catch! - - - 105 - Here ya go! - - - 106 - Pop goes the weasel. - - - 107 - This one's for you. - - - 108 - Muahaha! - - - 109 - Catch this, swine! - - - 110 - Choke on this! - - - 111 - Snack on that! - - - 112 - How 'bout some acupuncture? - - - 113 - Bullseye! - - - 114 - Here's a token of my gratitude! - - - 115 - Do you like shiny things? - - - 116 - Here, keep it! - - - 117 - No returns! - - - 118 - Incoming! - - - 119 - Take cover! - - - 120 - Grenade! - - - 121 - Have more where it came from! - - - 122 - Fire in the hole! - - - 123 - Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! - 1 - - - 124 - Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. - 1 - - - 125 - Can someone check out these noises? - 1 - 1 - - - 126 - Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. - 1 - 1 - - - 127 - Let me guess, another false alarm. - 1 - 1 - - - 128 - They're here! - 1 - - - 129 - Now the fun can start! - - - 130 - I've waited for this looong time. - - - 131 - Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! - - - 132 - They have no idea what they are in for... - - - 133 - Everyone get ready! - - - 134 - Killing time! - - - 135 - I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! - - - 136 - Finally! Some carnage! - - - 137 - Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! - - - 138 - Finally, my training will pay off. - - - 139 - Everybody, wake up! - - - 140 - Time to earn my paycheck... - - - 141 - Now I'll be able to prove myself. - - - 142 - We have tactical advantage! - - - 143 - Maybe I'll get a medal! - - - 144 - We're under attack! - - - 145 - Oh, ain't that just great? - - - 146 - Can't guy get a nap around here? - - - 147 - Enemy attack. That's something new. - - - 148 - Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. - - - 149 - I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. - - - 150 - Fantastic. - - - 151 - "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. - - - 152 - Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! - - - 153 - Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. - - - 154 - Take positions! - - - 155 - I hoped this would never happen... - - - 156 - Fire at will! - - - 157 - It was bound to happen eventually. - - - 158 - I heard that! - - - 159 - Who's there? - - - 160 - What was that? - - - 161 - Hey! What the... - - - 162 - Show yourself! - - - 163 - I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! - - - 164 - What the hell was that? - - - 165 - I'm not deaf, you know? - - - 166 - Hey! - - - 167 - Come out, coward! - - - 168 - Hey! Who's making all that racket? - - - 169 - Just show yourself, wherever you are! - - - 170 - Hey! I've heard something suspicious! - - - 171 - Anybody there? - - - 172 - Shoulda check it out. - - - 173 - Is someone being clever? - - - 174 - Strange noises... - - - 175 - Can someone else check it out, please? - - - 176 - It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! - - - 177 - Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. - - - 178 - Da'ffff...! - - - 179 - Big mistake! - - - 180 - Holy crap! - - - 181 - Enemy! - - - 182 - Enemy!!! - - - 183 - Alert! Alert! - - - 184 - There is one! - - - 185 - Intruders! - - - 186 - We've got company! - - - 187 - Prepare to suffer! - - - 188 - Holy shit! - - - 189 - Oh, hi. - - - 190 - I spy with my little eye! - - - 191 - I have a sigthing! - - - 192 - Enemy forces! - - - 193 - Enemy detected! - - - 194 - Enemy over here! - - - 195 - We're in some real shit... - - - 196 - It was all part of my plan! - - - 197 - I've had enough! - - - 198 - Oh my God! - - - 199 - They ain't paying us enough for this shit... - - - 200 - When did things go so wrong? - - - 201 - I'll be back! With friends! - - - 202 - You'll pay for that... the other day! - - - 203 - You're not playing fair! - - - 204 - Don't think you I will forgive ya! - - - 205 - Mommy! - - - 206 - I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! - - - 207 - I'll leave you alive... for now. - - - 208 - Enough is enough! - - - 209 - Screw this! I'm outta here! - - - 210 - Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! - - - 211 - Tactical retreat! - - - 212 - I've seen enough. - - - 213 - Nope, nope, nope. - - - 214 - Run to the hills! - - - 215 - Let's call it a draw. - - - 216 - They said "join the army". Not for this shit! - - - 217 - I regret nothing! - - - 218 - Game over, man! - - - 219 - Let's be friends! - - - 220 - Party's over! - - - 221 - Violence is not an answer! - - - 222 - I'm too beautiful to die! - - - 223 - Screw you guys, I'm going home! - - - 224 - Make love, not war! - - - 225 - I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! - - - 226 - Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! - - - 227 - Aaaggh! - - - 228 - I see red... - - - 229 - Damn, I'm barely conscious. - - - 230 - Ugh! - - - 231 - This... hurts! - - - 232 - You will regret... uhh... this. - - - 233 - Crap! - - - 234 - What the...! - - - 235 - Ouch! - - - 236 - You fuck! - - - 237 - Oh, you piece of shit! - - - 238 - Fuck, you'll pay for that! - - - 239 - You fucked with the wrong guy! - - - 240 - Now you have... pissed me off. - - - 241 - It was nothing! - - - 242 - I'm still here! - - - 243 - Didn't feel a thing! - - - 244 - Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! - - - 245 - Pain is just an illusion! - - - 246 - Who do you think you are? - - - 247 - Oh, come on! - - - 248 - Why me?! - - - 249 - This hurts you more then it hurts me. - - - 250 - I'm allergic to pain! - - - 251 - Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! - - - 252 - I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! - - - 253 - Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! - - - 254 - Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! - - - 255 - Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! - - - 256 - Much Dust, Many Bullets! - - - 257 - Get back on your Honda, and travel away! - - - 258 - Forgive me, for I have sinned! - - - 259 - Where's your God now?! - - - 260 - Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! - - - 261 - Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! - - - 262 - Now that's an easy target! - - - 263 - Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... - - - 264 - I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! - - - 265 - Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! - - - 266 - Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! - - - 267 - Who's that psycho chick? - - - 268 - Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? - - - 269 - Marry me! - - - 270 - Pathetic! - - - 271 - Try again, I dare ya. - - - 272 - Don't make me go over there! - - - 273 - You've just made a big mistake! - - - 274 - I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! - - - 275 - You'll regret missing! - - - 276 - Who were you shootin' at? - - - 277 - Who learned you to shoot? - - - 278 - You'll pay for that! - - - 279 - Son of a bitch! - - - 280 - You suck! - - - 281 - Lame! - - - 282 - Are you even trying? - - - 283 - Ha, you wish! - - - 284 - Learn how to shoot, rookie! - - - 285 - In your dream! - - - 286 - I'm not impressed! - - - 287 - That ain't gonna happen. - - - 288 - Booooo! - - - 289 - Children shouldn't play with guns! - - - 290 - Nice try! - - - 291 - My grandma's a better shot! - - - 292 - That shot was bad and you should feel bad! - - - 293 - Close enough. - - - 294 - Can't touch this! - - - 295 - Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. - - - 296 - Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! - - - 297 - Was close. - - - 298 - Try harder! - - - 299 - Whew! - - - 300 - Hell no! - - - 301 - Maybe next time! - - - 302 - Not today! - - - 303 - Close, but no cigar. - - - 304 - That woke me up. - - - 305 - You son of a bitch! - - - 306 - I will destroy you! - - - 307 - Dead or alive, you're coming with me. - - - 308 - I kick ass for the queen! - - - 309 - I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! - - - 310 - Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! - - - 311 - Is that the best you can do? - - - 312 - Your life is over, asshole! - - - 313 - Very pretty, but can you fight? - - - 314 - Howdy, pardner! - - - 315 - I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - - - 316 - Viva la revolution! - - - 317 - Keep a place in hell for your queen! - - - 318 - Your move, creep! - - - 319 - Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - - - 320 - Shit, shit, shit... - - - 321 - We're all gonna die. - - - 322 - God help me. - - - 323 - We're in some real pretty shit now! - - - 324 - It is no dream! This is really happening! - - - 325 - Goddamnit. - - - 326 - I got a bad feeling on this one. - - - 327 - It's a goddamn commando squad! - - - 328 - Why this shit always happens to me!? - - - 329 - I can't deal with this anymore - - - 330 - What the hell am I going to do now? - - - 331 - I should get the hell out of here! - - - 332 - Oh no, how could this happen? - - - 333 - I will not fight those bastards alone! - - - 334 - Where is the goddamn cavalry? - - - 335 - I am outta here. - - - 336 - Doctor is in! - - - 337 - Operation succesful! - - - 338 - I'll carve ya up like a chicken! - - - 339 - Bleed for me! - - - 340 - I can't believe they're paying me for that! - - - 341 - You taste like chicken! - - - 342 - You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! - - - 343 - Chop chop chop! - - - 344 - Fresh meat! - - - 345 - I'll drink your blood! - - - 346 - I'll gut you like a fish! - - - 347 - Let's see what's inside this pinata! - - - 348 - When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! - - - 349 - You could use some shave! - - - 350 - Don't worry, it's disinfected! - - - 351 - Show me what you've got! - - - 352 - Time for harakiri, asshole! - - - 353 - Hey, you've got untied shoelace! - - - 354 - There's a mustard on your shirt! - - - 355 - Mmmmmincemeat! - - - 356 - Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! - - - 357 - I'll break your every single bone! - - - 358 - Need a nose job? - - - 359 - Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! - - - 360 - See? Girls can fight too! - - - 361 - Girls power! - - - 362 - Aaand you're dead. - - - 363 - Next! - - - 364 - That's just a beginning, fuckers! - - - 365 - Time to loot a corpse, I guess. - - - 366 - Nice job getting yourself killed. - - - 367 - You OK? You look kinda... dead! - - - 368 - Another one to my collection. - - - 369 - You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. - - - 370 - That door revolved one time too many... - - - 371 - Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. - - - 372 - Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. - - - 373 - I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! - - - 374 - I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! - - - 375 - I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! - - - 376 - Pathetic. - - - 377 - Amateur. - - - 378 - Let this be a lesson for all of you! - - - 379 - You asked for it. - - - 380 - Your luck ran out. - - - 381 - Time to pay the piper! - - - 382 - Someone, go check his pulse. - - - 383 - Someone, go check her pulse. - - - 384 - Adios! - - - 385 - Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... - - - 386 - Serves you right, you slut! - - - 387 - In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. - - - 388 - Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. - - - 389 - Goodnight sweet prince. - - - 390 - OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. - - - 391 - OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. - - - 392 - Diagnosis: negative! - - - 393 - It didn't have end up like this.! - - - 394 - I think I'll skip a lunch today. - - - 395 - Hahaha! Fucking awesome! - - - 396 - Fuck yeah! I love this job! - - - 397 - It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. - - - 398 - Boom, head shot! - - - 399 - Wow! - - - 400 - Mind blown! - - - 401 - I wasn't even trying. - - - 402 - Did somebody take a picture? - - - 403 - Pop goes the zit! - - - 404 - I warned you about mexican food! - - - 405 - What can I say, I'm a better draw. - - - 406 - I'm gonna miss your cinematography... - - - 407 - Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - - - 408 - Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! - - - 409 - No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! - - - 410 - Next time try shooting with open eyes! - - - 411 - Stop shaking! I can't hit you! - - - 412 - Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! - - - 413 - And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! - - - 414 - Couple? We're not married! - - - 415 - I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! - - - 416 - PX? What the fuck does it even mean? - - - 417 - No shit, Sherlock! - - - 418 - It will be one-way trip for you! - - - 419 - Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! - - - 420 - Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! - - - 421 - What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! - - - 422 - Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! - - - 423 - I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! - - - 424 - Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. - - - 425 - So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. - - - 426 - Indeed I do! - - - 427 - You know there's no such animal, right? - - - 428 - Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! - - - 429 - Trouble is my second name! - - - 430 - Like a bulldog! - - - 431 - You should be! - - - 432 - Your wish is my order! - - - 433 - Nobody ever does. - - - 434 - Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. - - - 435 - Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! - - - 436 - No, thank you! - - - 437 - Will see who's about to teach whom! - - - 438 - You're right! - - - 439 - You don't deserve a chance! - - - 440 - Horoscopes lie! - - - 441 - Ding dong! - - - 442 - It's still not too late! - - - 443 - We'll check ourselves! - - - 444 - Need bubbles, sir? - - - 445 - Did you just call me an ass!? - - - 446 - Whatever. - - - 447 - I didn't understand a single word! - - - 448 - It will only get closer! - - - 449 - I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. - - - 450 - You're the disease and I'm the cure. - - - 451 - I'm gonna blow your head off! - - - 452 - Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! - - - 453 - I eat Green Berets for breakfast! - - - 454 - You cowboys are finished! - - - 455 - Take this, you maggot! - - - 456 - I'm going to cut out your living guts! - - - 457 - Long live the queen! - - - 458 - Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! - - - 459 - Don't make me angry! - - - 460 - I must break you! - - - 461 - This is for the Queen! - - - 462 - The Queen says: Die! - - - 463 - Dying ain't much of a living, boy! - - - 464 - Dying ain't much of a living, girl! - - - 465 - Is that the best you can do? - - - 466 - Your life is over, asshole! - - - 467 - Very pretty, but can you fight? - - - 468 - Howdy, pardner! - - - 469 - I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - - - 470 - Viva la revolution! - - - 471 - Your move, creep! - - - 472 - Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - - - 473 - It's about to turn into full tournee! - - - 474 - "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? - - - 475 - As you wish! - - - 476 - Hey! I'm a lady! - - - 477 - I'll dig you one! Six feet under! - - - 478 - I guess there's no more room in hell... - - - 479 - Is this some kind of a joke? - - - 480 - They're coming to get us! - - - 481 - Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! - - - 482 - Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... - - - 483 - Really? I mean.. c'mon! - - - 484 - That's just fucked up! - - - 485 - What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? - - - 486 - Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! - - - 487 - I'll send you back to hell! - - - 488 - We'll need more paramedics! - - - 489 - Oh shit! It can smell my brain! - - - 490 - It's not zombie! He's infected! - - - 491 - Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... - - - 492 - It's alive! - - - 493 - Maybe it's friendly. - - - 494 - It's alive... ish. - - - 495 - Nothing's ever real until it's real. - - - 496 - They live! - - - 497 - There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... - - - 498 - I will not negotiate with undead! - - - 499 - So there IS a life after death! - - - 500 - Don't use the Z word! - - - 501 - Holy shit. Plot twist! - - - 502 - Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. - - - 503 - That's it, no more drugs for me. - - - 504 - I knew that movie was based on a true story! - - - 505 - You're one spooky motherfucker, man. - - - 506 - Oooh. Zombies. How original. - - - 507 - Zombie over here! - - - 508 - Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! - - - 509 - Undead! - - - 510 - This is a bad dream! - - - 511 - Blasphemy! - - - 512 - Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! - - - 513 - At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. - - - 514 - I'm scared to pieces! - - - 515 - It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. - - - 516 - It could be worse. They could be nazi! - - - 517 - Where's my lawnmower when I need it? - - - 518 - It's againt the nature, you freak! - - - 519 - Dead should stay dead. - - - 520 - Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. - - - 521 - No! I don't want to become one of you! - - - 522 - Stay away from my precious gray matter! - - - 523 - Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! - - - 524 - Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! - - - 525 - They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! - - - 526 - Not my face! My beautiful face! - - - 527 - The PAIN! - - - 528 - Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! - - - 529 - Does it hurt to be dead? - - - 530 - And stay dead! This time! - - - 531 - You're dead... again. - - - 532 - Rest in pieces! - - - 533 - If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. - - - 534 - Stay down! - - - 535 - Get back where you came from! - - - 536 - Zed is dead. - - - 537 - Yeah! See ya! - - - 538 - Punish! - - - 539 - Bingo! - - - 540 - I think you'll enjoy this. - - - 541 - I'll squash you like a bug! - - - 542 - Here comes Johnny! - - - 543 - Somebody call an ambulance! - - - 544 - My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! - - - 545 - Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! - - - 546 - OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! - - - 547 - Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! - - - 548 - Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? - - - 549 - Look what you've made me do... - - - 550 - Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! - - - 551 - Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! - - - 552 - Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! - - - 553 - Look who's come to the picnic! - - - 554 - You've got to be crazy to come here! - - - 555 - Now, you've got my attention! - - - 556 - You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - - - 557 - You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - - - 558 - Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... - - - 559 - Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! - - - 560 - How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! - - - 561 - You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? - - - 562 - Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... - - - 563 - Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! - - - 564 - Is that your best? - - - 565 - It's official: YOU SUCK! - - - 566 - You cannot hurt me! - - - 567 - Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? - - - 568 - I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! - - - 569 - Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! - - - 570 - Are you trying to piss me off? - - - 571 - Do you want to hurt me on purpose? - - - 572 - Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! - - - 573 - I'm going to beat the crap out of you! - - - 574 - If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! - - - 575 - That's it, you're fucking dead! - - - 576 - I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! - - - 577 - Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! - - - 578 - God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. - - - 579 - The army... I should have known better! - - - 580 - Coming here... What was I thinking? - - - 581 - I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. - - - 582 - No weapons! No friends! No hope! - - - 583 - If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... - - - 584 - HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! - - - 585 - Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! - - - 586 - Gee, whales can fight? - - - 587 - Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! - - - 588 - This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! - - - 589 - How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! - - - 590 - Over here, you morons! - - - 591 - Go to hell, Hellar! - - - 592 - Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? - - - 593 - It must be this time of the month! - - - 594 - Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! - - - 595 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 596 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 597 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 598 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 599 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 600 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 601 - Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - - - 602 - Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - - - 603 - Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! - - - 604 - Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - - - 605 - Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - - - 606 - OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! - - - 607 - Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. - - - 608 - Trust me. I'm a professional! - - - 609 - You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... - - - 610 - Nice boobs! Are these real? - - - 611 - You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? - - - 612 - Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. - - - 613 - Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! - - - 614 - You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! - - - 615 - I see you and now I can see through you! - - - 616 - Little enemies... little wounds! - - - 617 - I really hate needless violence. - - - 618 - Wow, you're even dumber than you look. - - - 619 - You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! - - - 620 - Were your parents siblings? - - - 621 - Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? - - - 622 - I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! - - - 623 - Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? - - - 624 - Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! - - - 625 - Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! - - - 626 - Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! - - - 627 - Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? - - - 628 - As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? - - - 629 - You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! - - - 630 - Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! - - - 631 - You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! - - - 632 - Guys, don't shoot the cushions! - - - 633 - It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! - - - 634 - How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - - - 635 - How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - - - 636 - Are you tryin' to make me look good? - - - 637 - Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! - - - 638 - Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! - - - 639 - Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? - - - 640 - Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? - - - 641 - Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - - - 642 - Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - - - 643 - Idiots! Idiots everywhere! - - - 644 - You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. - - - 645 - I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. - - - 646 - How's that karma tasting? Not so good? - - - 647 - Do you always take yourself so seriously? - - - 648 - Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. - - - 649 - Go bore someone else with your existence. - - - 650 - When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! - - - 651 - Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - - - 652 - Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - - - 653 - Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! - - - 654 - Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! - - - 655 - Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! - - - 656 - I'm scared to death! - - - 657 - Gee, that gave me goose bumps! - - - 658 - Speak of the devil! - - - 659 - Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! - - - 660 - OK, that was the last straw! - - - 661 - If I throw a stick, will you go away? - - - 662 - How can I miss you if you won't go away? - - - 663 - Hold my beer and watch this! - - - 664 - Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! - - - 665 - Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! - - - 666 - Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - - - 667 - Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - - - 668 - I thought your purpose was to die! - - - 669 - Hey, dickless! Over here! - - - 670 - Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? - - - 671 - Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! - - - 672 - Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? - - - 673 - Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? - - - 674 - Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? - - - 675 - Did your parents have any children that lived? - - - 676 - You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! - - - 677 - Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. - - - 678 - Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! - - - 679 - If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! - - - 680 - That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! - - - 681 - What? Hello? I can't hear anything! - - - 682 - Argh! My ears are bleeding! - - - 683 - What's this ringing? - - - 684 - Huh? It's all silent... - - - 685 - Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? - - - 686 - Fuck, my eyeballs! - - - 687 - I can't see shit! - - - 688 - Who turned off the light?! - - - 689 - Oh, my eyes! - - - 690 - Oh God, I'm blind! - - - 691 - Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! - - - 692 - Somebody help me! I can't see! - - - 693 - You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! - - - 694 - My eyes are on fire! - - - 695 - Cover me, I'm reloading! - - - 696 - I'm out, reloading! - - - 697 - I'm out, reloading! - - - 698 - Gotta reload! - - - 699 - Reloading! - - - 700 - I'm all out! - - - 701 - I'm running dry over here! - - - 702 - Need more ammo! - - - 703 - I'm out of bullets! - - - 704 - I'm leaking! - - - 705 - I'm bleeding! - - - 706 - Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! - - - 707 - Mmmm... blood. - - - 708 - I need medical attention! - - - 709 - I'm spilling blood! - - - 710 - I... can't... catch a breath... - - - 711 - My... lungs... - - - 712 - Gas! Oh... - - - 713 - I can't breath! - - - 714 - It burns! - - - 715 - Don't worry, I'll send you some! - - - 716 - I'll show you! - - - 717 - You'll wish you wouldn't ask! - - - 718 - You got it wrong, let me educate you! - - - 719 - Was that a rhetorical question? - - - 720 - Now whose fault is it, if your cocksucker boss buys second hand guns? - - - 721 - And soon so will be you! - - - 722 - The only thing layin' low here, is you bitch! - - - 723 - Yeah right, that's why you're sweating! - - - 724 - Guess again! That wasn't your horoscope! - - - 725 - Advice for today: avoid long travels, new relationships and BULLETS! - - - 726 - Mine said I will kill a lot of people today! I hope it will come true too! - - - 727 - Do people seriously believe in these things? Pathetic. - - - 728 - Tough? I could make that shot with eyes closed. - - - 729 - And that's just the beginning! - - - 730 - He loves you no more! - - - 731 - OK, this one's out. Next! - - - 732 - You'll be sorry for saying that! - - - 733 - Well, now we can play hide and seek! - - - 734 - You're right! It's the whole company here! - - - 735 - No, loser! You should have used the plural! Guys, lot's of guys! - - - 736 - Will see about that... - - - 737 - No, it doesn't, but don't worry, we'll be gentle! - - - 738 - Nice grammar, asshole! - - - 739 - Need supplies, wacko? - - - 740 - Here, I'll give you some! - - - 741 - No, you just suck, that's it! No air involved! - - - 742 - Never got this - why bring a knife to a gun fight? - - - 743 - Funny indeed, we had so much fun with him as a target practice! - - - 744 - I know some jokes too. For example: you're a joke! - - - 745 - Hey man, the gun isn't stupid, you are! - - - 746 - Suits you fine, huh? - - - 747 - Relax! Why make such a fuss? - - - 748 - The only thing you're gonna get is your butt kicked! - - - 749 - Oh yeah? Wait for the next one! - - - 750 - It was just a warning shot! - - - 751 - I'll scratch you to death! - - - 752 - That's not a scratch. It's a fucking canyon! - - - 753 - No. You need to die! - - - 754 - I'll dig you one too with it! - - - 755 - Kiss my ass! - - - 756 - Fireball? What the fuck do you think this is? Street Fighter Alpha 3? - - - 757 - It's OK, I'm here. Follow my voice! - - - 758 - That's what she said! - - - 759 - Please, let it be a close encounter of the sexy kind! - - - 760 - We are here, we are queer... fuck, that sounded wrong! - - - 761 - We are here, we are queer... wait, that came out wrong... oops, this too! - - - 762 - I'm ready any time you are! - - - 763 - Why not? Have you never had a threesome? - - - 764 - Now, now, you're hurting our feelings! - - - 765 - Come on, there's always a room to try something new! - - - 766 - Don't worry, it will be just a "gun bang"! - - - 767 - Guys, she just needs a loaded gun! - - - 768 - Come over here, I'll give you some. - - - 769 - Is that how it's called these days? - - - 770 - I bet that's what you've said the first time too! - - - 771 - What did you just say? Wolf? We've got plenty of them... - - - 772 - Oh, now I'm getting jelous. - - - 773 - I can help you to deal with the grief, if you want! - - - 774 - We've got plenty of bears too... Hans, come over here! - - - 775 - Where? Where? - - - 776 - Maybe I could help you with that? - - - 777 - You need to empty the chamber... - - - 778 - But that's nothing new for you, eh? - - - 779 - Damn, that doesn't even deserve a witty response! - - - 780 - Are you even listening what you're saying? - - - 781 - Oh, I'll give you one! Just you wait! - - - 782 - You should consider changing your masseur. I volunteer! - - - 783 - Yeah, I bet you did. God. - - - 784 - Oooh. Not today! - - - 785 - No! - - - 786 - Anything for you, princess. - - - 787 - I work this way on women. - - - 788 - Are you doing this on purpose? - - - 789 - Pffft. - - - 790 - Pffft. - - - 791 - I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that. - - - 792 - Hold on! 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(320 letters) - - - 1 - Sucker! - - - 2 - Suck on this! - - - 3 - Say hello to my lil' friend! - - - 4 - Come get some! - - - 5 - You're mine! - - - 6 - Die! - - - 7 - You scared, motherfucker? - - - 8 - This gonna hurt! - - - 9 - Eat shit and die! - - - 10 - Send me a postcard from HELL! - - - 11 - Come to daddy! - - - 12 - Come to momma! - - - 13 - I'll chop your balls off! - - - 14 - You'll be six feet under in no time! - - - 15 - Gonna send ya home in a pine box, loser! - - - 16 - Hey, wanna play? - - - 17 - Hey, gimme that! - - - 18 - Nice toy! - - - 19 - You should have stayed home, bitch! - - - 20 - You should have stayed home, fucker! - - - 21 - Die, vermin! - - - 22 - Feeling scared? - - - 23 - Dance for me! - - - 24 - How fun! - - - 25 - Dakka-dakka-dakka! - - - 26 - Guns don't kill people, I do! - - - 27 - I'm the best! - - - 28 - Kneel before me, loser! - - - 29 - Come on! I don't got all day! - - - 30 - Eat lead! - - - 31 - I'm better than you! - - - 32 - You fucked with the wrong man! - - - 33 - You fucked with the wrong woman! - - - 34 - Stop wasting my time! - - - 35 - You deserve it! - - - 36 - Yeah! - - - 37 - That's right! - - - 38 - You're dead. - - - 39 - How ya like it? - - - 40 - You had it coming! - - - 41 - Why, hello there! - - - 42 - Say "cheese"! - - - 43 - Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! - - - 44 - Could you just please die? - - - 45 - Garbage day! - - - 46 - Barbecue time! - - - 47 - Suck it down! - - - 48 - Bam! - - - 49 - Kaboom! - - - 50 - Dodge this! - - - 51 - I like it! - - - 52 - Hahaha! - - - 53 - Die in fire, bitch! - - - 54 - Die in fire, son-of-a-bitch! - - - 55 - Say your prayers! - - - 56 - Hell yeah! - - - 57 - There's no kill like overkill! - - - 58 - My gun's bigger than yours! - - - 59 - I got a present for ya! - - - 60 - Watch and learn. - - - 61 - Special delivery! - - - 62 - You should see your face now! - - - 63 - Didn't see THAT coming, ha? - - - 64 - Check mate! - - - 65 - I always wanted to do this. - - - 66 - Peace through power! - - - 67 - This job ain't that bad. - - - 68 - Now I remember why I joined army! - - - 69 - Ooh, somebody stop me! - - - 70 - You're welcome! - - - 71 - There goes the neighborhood! - - - 72 - Denied! - - - 73 - Gonna scalp ya, sucker! - - - 74 - Come to papa. - - - 75 - Show me your guts! - - - 76 - I'll rip you to pieces! - - - 77 - Motherfucker! - - - 78 - I can smell your fear! - - - 79 - I'll bash your skull in! - - - 80 - I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! - - - 81 - Chaaarge! - - - 82 - Guns are for pussies! - - - 83 - Your ass is mine! - - - 84 - I'll rip you fucking legs out of your ass! - - - 85 - Welcome to world of pain. I'll be your guide! - - - 86 - I'll slice ya up like a mango! - - - 87 - Heads are gonna roll! - - - 88 - Closing in! - - - 89 - Ready or not, here I come! - - - 90 - It's time to get personal! - - - 91 - Stop me if you can! - - - 92 - You and me! No rules! Come on, coward! - - - 93 - You don't leave me a choice! - - - 94 - I'll kill you! - - - 95 - Who needs guns anyway? - - - 96 - I'll stab you until you say "ouch, I'm dead"! - - - 97 - How 'bout a facelift? - - - 98 - It's Christmas! And you've been VERY naughty! - - - 99 - I warn you! I watched "Enter the Dragon" TWICE! - - - 100 - Hugs! - - - 101 - I promise it won't hurt... much. - - - 102 - Tag! - - - 103 - Shit, I can't believe I'm doing this! - - - 104 - Catch! - - - 105 - Here ya go! - - - 106 - Pop goes the weasel. - - - 107 - This one's for you. - - - 108 - Muahaha! - - - 109 - Catch this, swine! - - - 110 - Choke on this! - - - 111 - Snack on that! - - - 112 - How 'bout some acupuncture? - - - 113 - Bullseye! - - - 114 - Here's a token of my gratitude! - - - 115 - Do you like shiny things? - - - 116 - Here, keep it! - - - 117 - No returns! - - - 118 - Incoming! - - - 119 - Take cover! - - - 120 - Grenade! - - - 121 - Have more where it came from! - - - 122 - Fire in the hole! - - - 123 - Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! - 1 - - - 124 - Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. - 1 - - - 125 - Can someone check out these noises? - 1 - 1 - - - 126 - Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. - 1 - 1 - - - 127 - Let me guess, another false alarm. - 1 - 1 - - - 128 - They're here! - 1 - - - 129 - Now the fun can start! - - - 130 - I've waited for this looong time. - - - 131 - Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! - - - 132 - They have no idea what they are in for... - - - 133 - Everyone get ready! - - - 134 - Killing time! - - - 135 - I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! - - - 136 - Finally! Some carnage! - - - 137 - Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! - - - 138 - Finally, my training will pay off. - - - 139 - Everybody, wake up! - - - 140 - Time to earn my paycheck... - - - 141 - Now I'll be able to prove myself. - - - 142 - We have tactical advantage! - - - 143 - Maybe I'll get a medal! - - - 144 - We're under attack! - - - 145 - Oh, ain't that just great? - - - 146 - Can't guy get a nap around here? - - - 147 - Enemy attack. That's something new. - - - 148 - Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. - - - 149 - I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. - - - 150 - Fantastic. - - - 151 - "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. - - - 152 - Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! - - - 153 - Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. - - - 154 - Take positions! - - - 155 - I hoped this would never happen... - - - 156 - Fire at will! - - - 157 - It was bound to happen eventually. - - - 158 - I heard that! - - - 159 - Who's there? - - - 160 - What was that? - - - 161 - Hey! What the... - - - 162 - Show yourself! - - - 163 - I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! - - - 164 - What the hell was that? - - - 165 - I'm not deaf, you know? - - - 166 - Hey! - - - 167 - Come out, coward! - - - 168 - Hey! Who's making all that racket? - - - 169 - Just show yourself, wherever you are! - - - 170 - Hey! I've heard something suspicious! - - - 171 - Anybody there? - - - 172 - Shoulda check it out. - - - 173 - Is someone being clever? - - - 174 - Strange noises... - - - 175 - Can someone else check it out, please? - - - 176 - It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! - - - 177 - Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. - - - 178 - Da'ffff...! - - - 179 - Big mistake! - - - 180 - Holy crap! - - - 181 - Enemy! - - - 182 - Enemy!!! - - - 183 - Alert! Alert! - - - 184 - There is one! - - - 185 - Intruders! - - - 186 - We've got company! - - - 187 - Prepare to suffer! - - - 188 - Holy shit! - - - 189 - Oh, hi. - - - 190 - I spy with my little eye! - - - 191 - I have a sigthing! - - - 192 - Enemy forces! - - - 193 - Enemy detected! - - - 194 - Enemy over here! - - - 195 - We're in some real shit... - - - 196 - It was all part of my plan! - - - 197 - I've had enough! - - - 198 - Oh my God! - - - 199 - They ain't paying us enough for this shit... - - - 200 - When did things go so wrong? - - - 201 - I'll be back! With friends! - - - 202 - You'll pay for that... the other day! - - - 203 - You're not playing fair! - - - 204 - Don't think you I will forgive ya! - - - 205 - Mommy! - - - 206 - I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! - - - 207 - I'll leave you alive... for now. - - - 208 - Enough is enough! - - - 209 - Screw this! I'm outta here! - - - 210 - Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! - - - 211 - Tactical retreat! - - - 212 - I've seen enough. - - - 213 - Nope, nope, nope. - - - 214 - Run to the hills! - - - 215 - Let's call it a draw. - - - 216 - They said "join the army". Not for this shit! - - - 217 - I regret nothing! - - - 218 - Game over, man! - - - 219 - Let's be friends! - - - 220 - Party's over! - - - 221 - Violence is not an answer! - - - 222 - I'm too beautiful to die! - - - 223 - Screw you guys, I'm going home! - - - 224 - Make love, not war! - - - 225 - I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! - - - 226 - Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! - - - 227 - Aaaggh! - - - 228 - I see red... - - - 229 - Damn, I'm barely conscious. - - - 230 - Ugh! - - - 231 - This... hurts! - - - 232 - You will regret... uhh... this. - - - 233 - Crap! - - - 234 - What the...! - - - 235 - Ouch! - - - 236 - You fuck! - - - 237 - Oh, you piece of shit! - - - 238 - Fuck, you'll pay for that! - - - 239 - You fucked with the wrong guy! - - - 240 - Now you have... pissed me off. - - - 241 - It was nothing! - - - 242 - I'm still here! - - - 243 - Didn't feel a thing! - - - 244 - Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! - - - 245 - Pain is just an illusion! - - - 246 - Who do you think you are? - - - 247 - Oh, come on! - - - 248 - Why me?! - - - 249 - This hurts you more then it hurts me. - - - 250 - I'm allergic to pain! - - - 251 - Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! - - - 252 - I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! - - - 253 - Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! - - - 254 - Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! - - - 255 - Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! - - - 256 - Much Dust, Many Bullets! - - - 257 - Get back on your Honda, and travel away! - - - 258 - Forgive me, for I have sinned! - - - 259 - Where's your God now?! - - - 260 - Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! - - - 261 - Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! - - - 262 - Now that's an easy target! - - - 263 - Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... - - - 264 - I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! - - - 265 - Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! - - - 266 - Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! - - - 267 - Who's that psycho chick? - - - 268 - Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? - - - 269 - Marry me! - - - 270 - Pathetic! - - - 271 - Try again, I dare ya. - - - 272 - Don't make me go over there! - - - 273 - You've just made a big mistake! - - - 274 - I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! - - - 275 - You'll regret missing! - - - 276 - Who were you shootin' at? - - - 277 - Who learned you to shoot? - - - 278 - You'll pay for that! - - - 279 - Son of a bitch! - - - 280 - You suck! - - - 281 - Lame! - - - 282 - Are you even trying? - - - 283 - Ha, you wish! - - - 284 - Learn how to shoot, rookie! - - - 285 - In your dream! - - - 286 - I'm not impressed! - - - 287 - That ain't gonna happen. - - - 288 - Booooo! - - - 289 - Children shouldn't play with guns! - - - 290 - Nice try! - - - 291 - My grandma's a better shot! - - - 292 - That shot was bad and you should feel bad! - - - 293 - Close enough. - - - 294 - Can't touch this! - - - 295 - Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. - - - 296 - Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! - - - 297 - Was close. - - - 298 - Try harder! - - - 299 - Whew! - - - 300 - Hell no! - - - 301 - Maybe next time! - - - 302 - Not today! - - - 303 - Close, but no cigar. - - - 304 - That woke me up. - - - 305 - You son of a bitch! - - - 306 - I will destroy you! - - - 307 - Dead or alive, you're coming with me. - - - 308 - I kick ass for the queen! - - - 309 - I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! - - - 310 - Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! - - - 311 - Is that the best you can do? - - - 312 - Your life is over, asshole! - - - 313 - Very pretty, but can you fight? - - - 314 - Howdy, pardner! - - - 315 - I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - - - 316 - Viva la revolution! - - - 317 - Keep a place in hell for your queen! - - - 318 - Your move, creep! - - - 319 - Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - - - 320 - Shit, shit, shit... - - - 321 - We're all gonna die. - - - 322 - God help me. - - - 323 - We're in some real pretty shit now! - - - 324 - It is no dream! This is really happening! - - - 325 - Goddamnit. - - - 326 - I got a bad feeling on this one. - - - 327 - It's a goddamn commando squad! - - - 328 - Why this shit always happens to me!? - - - 329 - I can't deal with this anymore - - - 330 - What the hell am I going to do now? - - - 331 - I should get the hell out of here! - - - 332 - Oh no, how could this happen? - - - 333 - I will not fight those bastards alone! - - - 334 - Where is the goddamn cavalry? - - - 335 - I am outta here. - - - 336 - Doctor is in! - - - 337 - Operation succesful! - - - 338 - I'll carve ya up like a chicken! - - - 339 - Bleed for me! - - - 340 - I can't believe they're paying me for that! - - - 341 - You taste like chicken! - - - 342 - You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! - - - 343 - Chop chop chop! - - - 344 - Fresh meat! - - - 345 - I'll drink your blood! - - - 346 - I'll gut you like a fish! - - - 347 - Let's see what's inside this pinata! - - - 348 - When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! - - - 349 - You could use some shave! - - - 350 - Don't worry, it's disinfected! - - - 351 - Show me what you've got! - - - 352 - Time for harakiri, asshole! - - - 353 - Hey, you've got untied shoelace! - - - 354 - There's a mustard on your shirt! - - - 355 - Mmmmmincemeat! - - - 356 - Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! - - - 357 - I'll break your every single bone! - - - 358 - Need a nose job? - - - 359 - Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! - - - 360 - See? Girls can fight too! - - - 361 - Girls power! - - - 362 - Aaand you're dead. - - - 363 - Next! - - - 364 - That's just a beginning, fuckers! - - - 365 - Time to loot a corpse, I guess. - - - 366 - Nice job getting yourself killed. - - - 367 - You OK? You look kinda... dead! - - - 368 - Another one to my collection. - - - 369 - You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. - - - 370 - That door revolved one time too many... - - - 371 - Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. - - - 372 - Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. - - - 373 - I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! - - - 374 - I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! - - - 375 - I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! - - - 376 - Pathetic. - - - 377 - Amateur. - - - 378 - Let this be a lesson for all of you! - - - 379 - You asked for it. - - - 380 - Your luck ran out. - - - 381 - Time to pay the piper! - - - 382 - Someone, go check his pulse. - - - 383 - Someone, go check her pulse. - - - 384 - Adios! - - - 385 - Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... - - - 386 - Serves you right, you slut! - - - 387 - In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. - - - 388 - Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. - - - 389 - Goodnight sweet prince. - - - 390 - OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. - - - 391 - OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. - - - 392 - Diagnosis: negative! - - - 393 - It didn't have end up like this.! - - - 394 - I think I'll skip a lunch today. - - - 395 - Hahaha! Fucking awesome! - - - 396 - Fuck yeah! I love this job! - - - 397 - It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. - - - 398 - Boom, head shot! - - - 399 - Wow! - - - 400 - Mind blown! - - - 401 - I wasn't even trying. - - - 402 - Did somebody take a picture? - - - 403 - Pop goes the zit! - - - 404 - I warned you about mexican food! - - - 405 - What can I say, I'm a better draw. - - - 406 - I'm gonna miss your cinematography... - - - 407 - Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - - - 408 - Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! - - - 409 - No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! - - - 410 - Next time try shooting with open eyes! - - - 411 - Stop shaking! I can't hit you! - - - 412 - Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! - - - 413 - And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! - - - 414 - Couple? We're not married! - - - 415 - I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! - - - 416 - PX? What the fuck does it even mean? - - - 417 - No shit, Sherlock! - - - 418 - It will be one-way trip for you! - - - 419 - Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! - - - 420 - Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! - - - 421 - What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! - - - 422 - Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! - - - 423 - I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! - - - 424 - Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. - - - 425 - So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. - - - 426 - Indeed I do! - - - 427 - You know there's no such animal, right? - - - 428 - Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! - - - 429 - Trouble is my second name! - - - 430 - Like a bulldog! - - - 431 - You should be! - - - 432 - Your wish is my order! - - - 433 - Nobody ever does. - - - 434 - Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. - - - 435 - Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! - - - 436 - No, thank you! - - - 437 - Will see who's about to teach whom! - - - 438 - You're right! - - - 439 - You don't deserve a chance! - - - 440 - Horoscopes lie! - - - 441 - Ding dong! - - - 442 - It's still not too late! - - - 443 - We'll check ourselves! - - - 444 - Need bubbles, sir? - - - 445 - Did you just call me an ass!? - - - 446 - Whatever. - - - 447 - I didn't understand a single word! - - - 448 - It will only get closer! - - - 449 - I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. - - - 450 - You're the disease and I'm the cure. - - - 451 - I'm gonna blow your head off! - - - 452 - Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! - - - 453 - I eat Green Berets for breakfast! - - - 454 - You cowboys are finished! - - - 455 - Take this, you maggot! - - - 456 - I'm going to cut out your living guts! - - - 457 - Long live the queen! - - - 458 - Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! - - - 459 - Don't make me angry! - - - 460 - I must break you! - - - 461 - This is for the Queen! - - - 462 - The Queen says: Die! - - - 463 - Dying ain't much of a living, boy! - - - 464 - Dying ain't much of a living, girl! - - - 465 - Is that the best you can do? - - - 466 - Your life is over, asshole! - - - 467 - Very pretty, but can you fight? - - - 468 - Howdy, pardner! - - - 469 - I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - - - 470 - Viva la revolution! - - - 471 - Your move, creep! - - - 472 - Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - - - 473 - It's about to turn into full tournee! - - - 474 - "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? - - - 475 - As you wish! - - - 476 - Hey! I'm a lady! - - - 477 - I'll dig you one! Six feet under! - - - 478 - I guess there's no more room in hell... - - - 479 - Is this some kind of a joke? - - - 480 - They're coming to get us! - - - 481 - Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! - - - 482 - Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... - - - 483 - Really? I mean.. c'mon! - - - 484 - That's just fucked up! - - - 485 - What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? - - - 486 - Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! - - - 487 - I'll send you back to hell! - - - 488 - We'll need more paramedics! - - - 489 - Oh shit! It can smell my brain! - - - 490 - It's not zombie! He's infected! - - - 491 - Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... - - - 492 - It's alive! - - - 493 - Maybe it's friendly. - - - 494 - It's alive... ish. - - - 495 - Nothing's ever real until it's real. - - - 496 - They live! - - - 497 - There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... - - - 498 - I will not negotiate with undead! - - - 499 - So there IS a life after death! - - - 500 - Don't use the Z word! - - - 501 - Holy shit. Plot twist! - - - 502 - Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. - - - 503 - That's it, no more drugs for me. - - - 504 - I knew that movie was based on a true story! - - - 505 - You're one spooky motherfucker, man. - - - 506 - Oooh. Zombies. How original. - - - 507 - Zombie over here! - - - 508 - Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! - - - 509 - Undead! - - - 510 - This is a bad dream! - - - 511 - Blasphemy! - - - 512 - Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! - - - 513 - At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. - - - 514 - I'm scared to pieces! - - - 515 - It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. - - - 516 - It could be worse. They could be nazi! - - - 517 - Where's my lawnmower when I need it? - - - 518 - It's againt the nature, you freak! - - - 519 - Dead should stay dead. - - - 520 - Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. - - - 521 - No! I don't want to become one of you! - - - 522 - Stay away from my precious gray matter! - - - 523 - Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! - - - 524 - Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! - - - 525 - They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! - - - 526 - Not my face! My beautiful face! - - - 527 - The PAIN! - - - 528 - Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! - - - 529 - Does it hurt to be dead? - - - 530 - And stay dead! This time! - - - 531 - You're dead... again. - - - 532 - Rest in pieces! - - - 533 - If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. - - - 534 - Stay down! - - - 535 - Get back where you came from! - - - 536 - Zed is dead. - - - 537 - Yeah! See ya! - - - 538 - Punish! - - - 539 - Bingo! - - - 540 - I think you'll enjoy this. - - - 541 - I'll squash you like a bug! - - - 542 - Here comes Johnny! - - - 543 - Somebody call an ambulance! - - - 544 - My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! - - - 545 - Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! - - - 546 - OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! - - - 547 - Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! - - - 548 - Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? - - - 549 - Look what you've made me do... - - - 550 - Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! - - - 551 - Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! - - - 552 - Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! - - - 553 - Look who's come to the picnic! - - - 554 - You've got to be crazy to come here! - - - 555 - Now, you've got my attention! - - - 556 - You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - - - 557 - You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - - - 558 - Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... - - - 559 - Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! - - - 560 - How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! - - - 561 - You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? - - - 562 - Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... - - - 563 - Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! - - - 564 - Is that your best? - - - 565 - It's official: YOU SUCK! - - - 566 - You cannot hurt me! - - - 567 - Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? - - - 568 - I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! - - - 569 - Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! - - - 570 - Are you trying to piss me off? - - - 571 - Do you want to hurt me on purpose? - - - 572 - Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! - - - 573 - I'm going to beat the crap out of you! - - - 574 - If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! - - - 575 - That's it, you're fucking dead! - - - 576 - I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! - - - 577 - Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! - - - 578 - God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. - - - 579 - The army... I should have known better! - - - 580 - Coming here... What was I thinking? - - - 581 - I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. - - - 582 - No weapons! No friends! No hope! - - - 583 - If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... - - - 584 - HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! - - - 585 - Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! - - - 586 - Gee, whales can fight? - - - 587 - Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! - - - 588 - This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! - - - 589 - How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! - - - 590 - Over here, you morons! - - - 591 - Go to hell, Hellar! - - - 592 - Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? - - - 593 - It must be this time of the month! - - - 594 - Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! - - - 595 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 596 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 597 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 598 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 599 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 600 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 601 - Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - - - 602 - Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - - - 603 - Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! - - - 604 - Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - - - 605 - Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - - - 606 - OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! - - - 607 - Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. - - - 608 - Trust me. I'm a professional! - - - 609 - You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... - - - 610 - Nice boobs! Are these real? - - - 611 - You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? - - - 612 - Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. - - - 613 - Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! - - - 614 - You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! - - - 615 - I see you and now I can see through you! - - - 616 - Little enemies... little wounds! - - - 617 - I really hate needless violence. - - - 618 - Wow, you're even dumber than you look. - - - 619 - You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! - - - 620 - Were your parents siblings? - - - 621 - Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? - - - 622 - I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! - - - 623 - Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? - - - 624 - Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! - - - 625 - Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! - - - 626 - Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! - - - 627 - Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? - - - 628 - As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? - - - 629 - You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! - - - 630 - Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! - - - 631 - You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! - - - 632 - Guys, don't shoot the cushions! - - - 633 - It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! - - - 634 - How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - - - 635 - How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - - - 636 - Are you tryin' to make me look good? - - - 637 - Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! - - - 638 - Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! - - - 639 - Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? - - - 640 - Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? - - - 641 - Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - - - 642 - Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - - - 643 - Idiots! Idiots everywhere! - - - 644 - You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. - - - 645 - I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. - - - 646 - How's that karma tasting? Not so good? - - - 647 - Do you always take yourself so seriously? - - - 648 - Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. - - - 649 - Go bore someone else with your existence. - - - 650 - When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! - - - 651 - Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - - - 652 - Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - - - 653 - Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! - - - 654 - Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! - - - 655 - Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! - - - 656 - I'm scared to death! - - - 657 - Gee, that gave me goose bumps! - - - 658 - Speak of the devil! - - - 659 - Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! - - - 660 - OK, that was the last straw! - - - 661 - If I throw a stick, will you go away? - - - 662 - How can I miss you if you won't go away? - - - 663 - Hold my beer and watch this! - - - 664 - Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! - - - 665 - Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! - - - 666 - Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - - - 667 - Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - - - 668 - I thought your purpose was to die! - - - 669 - Hey, dickless! Over here! - - - 670 - Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? - - - 671 - Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! - - - 672 - Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? - - - 673 - Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? - - - 674 - Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? - - - 675 - Did your parents have any children that lived? - - - 676 - You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! - - - 677 - Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. - - - 678 - Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! - - - 679 - If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! - - - 680 - That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! - - - 681 - What? Hello? I can't hear anything! - - - 682 - Argh! My ears are bleeding! - - - 683 - What's this ringing? - - - 684 - Huh? It's all silent... - - - 685 - Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? - - - 686 - Fuck, my eyeballs! - - - 687 - I can't see shit! - - - 688 - Who turned off the light?! - - - 689 - Oh, my eyes! - - - 690 - Oh God, I'm blind! - - - 691 - Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! - - - 692 - Somebody help me! I can't see! - - - 693 - You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! - - - 694 - My eyes are on fire! - - - 695 - Cover me, I'm reloading! - - - 696 - I'm out, reloading! - - - 697 - I'm out, reloading! - - - 698 - Gotta reload! - - - 699 - Reloading! - - - 700 - I'm all out! - - - 701 - I'm running dry over here! - - - 702 - Need more ammo! - - - 703 - I'm out of bullets! - - - 704 - I'm leaking! - - - 705 - I'm bleeding! - - - 706 - Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! - - - 707 - Mmmm... blood. - - - 708 - I need medical attention! - - - 709 - I'm spilling blood! - - - 710 - I... can't... catch a breath... - - - 711 - My... lungs... - - - 712 - Gas! Oh... - - - 713 - I can't breath! - - - 714 - It burns! - - - 715 - Don't worry, I'll send you some! - - - 716 - I'll show you! - - - 717 - You'll wish you wouldn't ask! - - - 718 - You got it wrong, let me educate you! - - - 719 - Was that a rhetorical question? - - - 720 - Now whose fault is it, if your cocksucker boss buys second hand guns? - - - 721 - And soon so will be you! - - - 722 - The only thing layin' low here, is you bitch! - - - 723 - Yeah right, that's why you're sweating! - - - 724 - Guess again! That wasn't your horoscope! - - - 725 - Advice for today: avoid long travels, new relationships and BULLETS! - - - 726 - Mine said I will kill a lot of people today! I hope it will come true too! - - - 727 - Do people seriously believe in these things? Pathetic. - - - 728 - Tough? I could make that shot with eyes closed. - - - 729 - And that's just the beginning! - - - 730 - He loves you no more! - - - 731 - OK, this one's out. Next! - - - 732 - You'll be sorry for saying that! - - - 733 - Well, now we can play hide and seek! - - - 734 - You're right! It's the whole company here! - - - 735 - No, loser! You should have used the plural! Guys, lot's of guys! - - - 736 - Will see about that... - - - 737 - No, it doesn't, but don't worry, we'll be gentle! - - - 738 - Nice grammar, asshole! - - - 739 - Need supplies, wacko? - - - 740 - Here, I'll give you some! - - - 741 - No, you just suck, that's it! No air involved! - - - 742 - Never got this - why bring a knife to a gun fight? - - - 743 - Funny indeed, we had so much fun with him as a target practice! - - - 744 - I know some jokes too. For example: you're a joke! - - - 745 - Hey man, the gun isn't stupid, you are! - - - 746 - Suits you fine, huh? - - - 747 - Relax! Why make such a fuss? - - - 748 - The only thing you're gonna get is your butt kicked! - - - 749 - Oh yeah? Wait for the next one! - - - 750 - It was just a warning shot! - - - 751 - I'll scratch you to death! - - - 752 - That's not a scratch. It's a fucking canyon! - - - 753 - No. You need to die! - - - 754 - I'll dig you one too with it! - - - 755 - Kiss my ass! - - - 756 - Fireball? What the fuck do you think this is? Street Fighter Alpha 3? - - - 757 - It's OK, I'm here. Follow my voice! - - - 758 - That's what she said! - - - 759 - Please, let it be a close encounter of the sexy kind! - - - 760 - We are here, we are queer... fuck, that sounded wrong! - - - 761 - We are here, we are queer... wait, that came out wrong... oops, this too! - - - 762 - I'm ready any time you are! - - - 763 - Why not? Have you never had a threesome? - - - 764 - Now, now, you're hurting our feelings! - - - 765 - Come on, there's always a room to try something new! - - - 766 - Don't worry, it will be just a "gun bang"! - - - 767 - Guys, she just needs a loaded gun! - - - 768 - Come over here, I'll give you some. - - - 769 - Is that how it's called these days? - - - 770 - I bet that's what you've said the first time too! - - - 771 - What did you just say? Wolf? We've got plenty of them... - - - 772 - Oh, now I'm getting jelous. - - - 773 - I can help you to deal with the grief, if you want! - - - 774 - We've got plenty of bears too... Hans, come over here! - - - 775 - Where? Where? - - - 776 - Maybe I could help you with that? - - - 777 - You need to empty the chamber... - - - 778 - But that's nothing new for you, eh? - - - 779 - Damn, that doesn't even deserve a witty response! - - - 780 - Are you even listening what you're saying? - - - 781 - Oh, I'll give you one! Just you wait! - - - 782 - You should consider changing your masseur. I volunteer! - - - 783 - Yeah, I bet you did. God. - - - 784 - Oooh. Not today! - - - 785 - No! - - - 786 - Anything for you, princess. - - - 787 - I work this way on women. - - - 788 - Are you doing this on purpose? - - - 789 - Pffft. - - - 790 - Pffft. - - - 791 - I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that. - - - 792 - Hold on! I'll just drop my clothes, get my rescue tube and I'm coming to save you! - - \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir-languages/Polish_Version/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/Polish.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/Polish_Version/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/Polish.EnemyTaunts.xml index b97258e5d..96eb91451 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/Polish_Version/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/Polish.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/Polish_Version/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/Polish.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1,3184 +1,189 @@ - 0 + 0 Taunt! (320 letters) - - - 1 - Sucker! - - - 2 - Suck on this! - - - 3 - Say hello to my lil' friend! - - - 4 - Come get some! - - - 5 - You're mine! - - - 6 - Die! - - - 7 - You scared, motherfucker? - - - 8 - This gonna hurt! - - - 9 - Eat shit and die! - - - 10 - Send me a postcard from HELL! - - - 11 - Come to daddy! - - - 12 - Come to momma! - - - 13 - I'll chop your balls off! - - - 14 - You'll be six feet under in no time! - - - 15 - Gonna send ya home in a pine box, loser! - - - 16 - Hey, wanna play? - - - 17 - Hey, gimme that! - - - 18 - Nice toy! - - - 19 - You should have stayed home, bitch! - - - 20 - You should have stayed home, fucker! - - - 21 - Die, vermin! - - - 22 - Feeling scared? - - - 23 - Dance for me! - - - 24 - How fun! - - - 25 - Dakka-dakka-dakka! - - - 26 - Guns don't kill people, I do! - - - 27 - I'm the best! - - - 28 - Kneel before me, loser! - - - 29 - Come on! I don't got all day! - - - 30 - Eat lead! - - - 31 - I'm better than you! - - - 32 - You fucked with the wrong man! - - - 33 - You fucked with the wrong woman! - - - 34 - Stop wasting my time! - - - 35 - You deserve it! - - - 36 - Yeah! - - - 37 - That's right! - - - 38 - You're dead. - - - 39 - How ya like it? - - - 40 - You had it coming! - - - 41 - Why, hello there! - - - 42 - Say "cheese"! - - - 43 - Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! - - - 44 - Could you just please die? - - - 45 - Garbage day! - - - 46 - Barbecue time! - - - 47 - Suck it down! - - - 48 - Bam! - - - 49 - Kaboom! - - - 50 - Dodge this! - - - 51 - I like it! - - - 52 - Hahaha! - - - 53 - Die in fire, bitch! - - - 54 - Die in fire, son-of-a-bitch! - - - 55 - Say your prayers! - - - 56 - Hell yeah! - - - 57 - There's no kill like overkill! - - - 58 - My gun's bigger than yours! - - - 59 - I got a present for ya! - - - 60 - Watch and learn. - - - 61 - Special delivery! - - - 62 - You should see your face now! - - - 63 - Didn't see THAT coming, ha? - - - 64 - Check mate! - - - 65 - I always wanted to do this. - - - 66 - Peace through power! - - - 67 - This job ain't that bad. - - - 68 - Now I remember why I joined army! - - - 69 - Ooh, somebody stop me! - - - 70 - You're welcome! - - - 71 - There goes the neighborhood! - - - 72 - Denied! - - - 73 - Gonna scalp ya, sucker! - - - 74 - Come to papa. - - - 75 - Show me your guts! - - - 76 - I'll rip you to pieces! - - - 77 - Motherfucker! - - - 78 - I can smell your fear! - - - 79 - I'll bash your skull in! - - - 80 - I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! - - - 81 - Chaaarge! - - - 82 - Guns are for pussies! - - - 83 - Your ass is mine! - - - 84 - I'll rip you fucking legs out of your ass! - - - 85 - Welcome to world of pain. I'll be your guide! - - - 86 - I'll slice ya up like a mango! - - - 87 - Heads are gonna roll! - - - 88 - Closing in! - - - 89 - Ready or not, here I come! - - - 90 - It's time to get personal! - - - 91 - Stop me if you can! - - - 92 - You and me! No rules! Come on, coward! - - - 93 - You don't leave me a choice! - - - 94 - I'll kill you! - - - 95 - Who needs guns anyway? - - - 96 - I'll stab you until you say "ouch, I'm dead"! - - - 97 - How 'bout a facelift? - - - 98 - It's Christmas! And you've been VERY naughty! - - - 99 - I warn you! I watched "Enter the Dragon" TWICE! - - - 100 - Hugs! - - - 101 - I promise it won't hurt... much. - - - 102 - Tag! - - - 103 - Shit, I can't believe I'm doing this! - - - 104 - Catch! - - - 105 - Here ya go! - - - 106 - Pop goes the weasel. - - - 107 - This one's for you. - - - 108 - Muahaha! - - - 109 - Catch this, swine! - - - 110 - Choke on this! - - - 111 - Snack on that! - - - 112 - How 'bout some acupuncture? - - - 113 - Bullseye! - - - 114 - Here's a token of my gratitude! - - - 115 - Do you like shiny things? - - - 116 - Here, keep it! - - - 117 - No returns! - - - 118 - Incoming! - - - 119 - Take cover! - - - 120 - Grenade! - - - 121 - Have more where it came from! - - - 122 - Fire in the hole! - - - 123 - Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! - 1 - - - 124 - Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. - 1 - - - 125 - Can someone check out these noises? - 1 - 1 - - - 126 - Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. - 1 - 1 - - - 127 - Let me guess, another false alarm. - 1 - 1 - - - 128 - They're here! - 1 - - - 129 - Now the fun can start! - - - 130 - I've waited for this looong time. - - - 131 - Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! - - - 132 - They have no idea what they are in for... - - - 133 - Everyone get ready! - - - 134 - Killing time! - - - 135 - I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! - - - 136 - Finally! Some carnage! - - - 137 - Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! - - - 138 - Finally, my training will pay off. - - - 139 - Everybody, wake up! - - - 140 - Time to earn my paycheck... - - - 141 - Now I'll be able to prove myself. - - - 142 - We have tactical advantage! - - - 143 - Maybe I'll get a medal! - - - 144 - We're under attack! - - - 145 - Oh, ain't that just great? - - - 146 - Can't guy get a nap around here? - - - 147 - Enemy attack. That's something new. - - - 148 - Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. - - - 149 - I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. - - - 150 - Fantastic. - - - 151 - "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. - - - 152 - Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! - - - 153 - Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. - - - 154 - Take positions! - - - 155 - I hoped this would never happen... - - - 156 - Fire at will! - - - 157 - It was bound to happen eventually. - - - 158 - I heard that! - - - 159 - Who's there? - - - 160 - What was that? - - - 161 - Hey! What the... - - - 162 - Show yourself! - - - 163 - I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! - - - 164 - What the hell was that? - - - 165 - I'm not deaf, you know? - - - 166 - Hey! - - - 167 - Come out, coward! - - - 168 - Hey! Who's making all that racket? - - - 169 - Just show yourself, wherever you are! - - - 170 - Hey! I've heard something suspicious! - - - 171 - Anybody there? - - - 172 - Shoulda check it out. - - - 173 - Is someone being clever? - - - 174 - Strange noises... - - - 175 - Can someone else check it out, please? - - - 176 - It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! - - - 177 - Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. - - - 178 - Da'ffff...! - - - 179 - Big mistake! - - - 180 - Holy crap! - - - 181 - Enemy! - - - 182 - Enemy!!! - - - 183 - Alert! Alert! - - - 184 - There is one! - - - 185 - Intruders! - - - 186 - We've got company! - - - 187 - Prepare to suffer! - - - 188 - Holy shit! - - - 189 - Oh, hi. - - - 190 - I spy with my little eye! - - - 191 - I have a sigthing! - - - 192 - Enemy forces! - - - 193 - Enemy detected! - - - 194 - Enemy over here! - - - 195 - We're in some real shit... - - - 196 - It was all part of my plan! - - - 197 - I've had enough! - - - 198 - Oh my God! - - - 199 - They ain't paying us enough for this shit... - - - 200 - When did things go so wrong? - - - 201 - I'll be back! With friends! - - - 202 - You'll pay for that... the other day! - - - 203 - You're not playing fair! - - - 204 - Don't think you I will forgive ya! - - - 205 - Mommy! - - - 206 - I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! - - - 207 - I'll leave you alive... for now. - - - 208 - Enough is enough! - - - 209 - Screw this! I'm outta here! - - - 210 - Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! - - - 211 - Tactical retreat! - - - 212 - I've seen enough. - - - 213 - Nope, nope, nope. - - - 214 - Run to the hills! - - - 215 - Let's call it a draw. - - - 216 - They said "join the army". Not for this shit! - - - 217 - I regret nothing! - - - 218 - Game over, man! - - - 219 - Let's be friends! - - - 220 - Party's over! - - - 221 - Violence is not an answer! - - - 222 - I'm too beautiful to die! - - - 223 - Screw you guys, I'm going home! - - - 224 - Make love, not war! - - - 225 - I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! - - - 226 - Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! - - - 227 - Aaaggh! - - - 228 - I see red... - - - 229 - Damn, I'm barely conscious. - - - 230 - Ugh! - - - 231 - This... hurts! - - - 232 - You will regret... uhh... this. - - - 233 - Crap! - - - 234 - What the...! - - - 235 - Ouch! - - - 236 - You fuck! - - - 237 - Oh, you piece of shit! - - - 238 - Fuck, you'll pay for that! - - - 239 - You fucked with the wrong guy! - - - 240 - Now you have... pissed me off. - - - 241 - It was nothing! - - - 242 - I'm still here! - - - 243 - Didn't feel a thing! - - - 244 - Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! - - - 245 - Pain is just an illusion! - - - 246 - Who do you think you are? - - - 247 - Oh, come on! - - - 248 - Why me?! - - - 249 - This hurts you more then it hurts me. - - - 250 - I'm allergic to pain! - - - 251 - Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! - - - 252 - I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! - - - 253 - Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! - - - 254 - Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! - - - 255 - Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! - - - 256 - Much Dust, Many Bullets! - - - 257 - Get back on your Honda, and travel away! - - - 258 - Forgive me, for I have sinned! - - - 259 - Where's your God now?! - - - 260 - Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! - - - 261 - Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! - - - 262 - Now that's an easy target! - - - 263 - Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... - - - 264 - I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! - - - 265 - Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! - - - 266 - Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! - - - 267 - Who's that psycho chick? - - - 268 - Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? - - - 269 - Marry me! - - - 270 - Pathetic! - - - 271 - Try again, I dare ya. - - - 272 - Don't make me go over there! - - - 273 - You've just made a big mistake! - - - 274 - I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! - - - 275 - You'll regret missing! - - - 276 - Who were you shootin' at? - - - 277 - Who learned you to shoot? - - - 278 - You'll pay for that! - - - 279 - Son of a bitch! - - - 280 - You suck! - - - 281 - Lame! - - - 282 - Are you even trying? - - - 283 - Ha, you wish! - - - 284 - Learn how to shoot, rookie! - - - 285 - In your dream! - - - 286 - I'm not impressed! - - - 287 - That ain't gonna happen. - - - 288 - Booooo! - - - 289 - Children shouldn't play with guns! - - - 290 - Nice try! - - - 291 - My grandma's a better shot! - - - 292 - That shot was bad and you should feel bad! - - - 293 - Close enough. - - - 294 - Can't touch this! - - - 295 - Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. - - - 296 - Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! - - - 297 - Was close. - - - 298 - Try harder! - - - 299 - Whew! - - - 300 - Hell no! - - - 301 - Maybe next time! - - - 302 - Not today! - - - 303 - Close, but no cigar. - - - 304 - That woke me up. - - - 305 - You son of a bitch! - - - 306 - I will destroy you! - - - 307 - Dead or alive, you're coming with me. - - - 308 - I kick ass for the queen! - - - 309 - I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! - - - 310 - Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! - - - 311 - Is that the best you can do? - - - 312 - Your life is over, asshole! - - - 313 - Very pretty, but can you fight? - - - 314 - Howdy, pardner! - - - 315 - I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - - - 316 - Viva la revolution! - - - 317 - Keep a place in hell for your queen! - - - 318 - Your move, creep! - - - 319 - Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - - - 320 - Shit, shit, shit... - - - 321 - We're all gonna die. - - - 322 - God help me. - - - 323 - We're in some real pretty shit now! - - - 324 - It is no dream! This is really happening! - - - 325 - Goddamnit. - - - 326 - I got a bad feeling on this one. - - - 327 - It's a goddamn commando squad! - - - 328 - Why this shit always happens to me!? - - - 329 - I can't deal with this anymore - - - 330 - What the hell am I going to do now? - - - 331 - I should get the hell out of here! - - - 332 - Oh no, how could this happen? - - - 333 - I will not fight those bastards alone! - - - 334 - Where is the goddamn cavalry? - - - 335 - I am outta here. - - - 336 - Doctor is in! - - - 337 - Operation succesful! - - - 338 - I'll carve ya up like a chicken! - - - 339 - Bleed for me! - - - 340 - I can't believe they're paying me for that! - - - 341 - You taste like chicken! - - - 342 - You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! - - - 343 - Chop chop chop! - - - 344 - Fresh meat! - - - 345 - I'll drink your blood! - - - 346 - I'll gut you like a fish! - - - 347 - Let's see what's inside this pinata! - - - 348 - When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! - - - 349 - You could use some shave! - - - 350 - Don't worry, it's disinfected! - - - 351 - Show me what you've got! - - - 352 - Time for harakiri, asshole! - - - 353 - Hey, you've got untied shoelace! - - - 354 - There's a mustard on your shirt! - - - 355 - Mmmmmincemeat! - - - 356 - Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! - - - 357 - I'll break your every single bone! - - - 358 - Need a nose job? - - - 359 - Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! - - - 360 - See? Girls can fight too! - - - 361 - Girls power! - - - 362 - Aaand you're dead. - - - 363 - Next! - - - 364 - That's just a beginning, fuckers! - - - 365 - Time to loot a corpse, I guess. - - - 366 - Nice job getting yourself killed. - - - 367 - You OK? You look kinda... dead! - - - 368 - Another one to my collection. - - - 369 - You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. - - - 370 - That door revolved one time too many... - - - 371 - Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. - - - 372 - Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. - - - 373 - I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! - - - 374 - I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! - - - 375 - I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! - - - 376 - Pathetic. - - - 377 - Amateur. - - - 378 - Let this be a lesson for all of you! - - - 379 - You asked for it. - - - 380 - Your luck ran out. - - - 381 - Time to pay the piper! - - - 382 - Someone, go check his pulse. - - - 383 - Someone, go check her pulse. - - - 384 - Adios! - - - 385 - Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... - - - 386 - Serves you right, you slut! - - - 387 - In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. - - - 388 - Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. - - - 389 - Goodnight sweet prince. - - - 390 - OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. - - - 391 - OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. - - - 392 - Diagnosis: negative! - - - 393 - It didn't have end up like this.! - - - 394 - I think I'll skip a lunch today. - - - 395 - Hahaha! Fucking awesome! - - - 396 - Fuck yeah! I love this job! - - - 397 - It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. - - - 398 - Boom, head shot! - - - 399 - Wow! - - - 400 - Mind blown! - - - 401 - I wasn't even trying. - - - 402 - Did somebody take a picture? - - - 403 - Pop goes the zit! - - - 404 - I warned you about mexican food! - - - 405 - What can I say, I'm a better draw. - - - 406 - I'm gonna miss your cinematography... - - - 407 - Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - - - 408 - Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! - - - 409 - No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! - - - 410 - Next time try shooting with open eyes! - - - 411 - Stop shaking! I can't hit you! - - - 412 - Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! - - - 413 - And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! - - - 414 - Couple? We're not married! - - - 415 - I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! - - - 416 - PX? What the fuck does it even mean? - - - 417 - No shit, Sherlock! - - - 418 - It will be one-way trip for you! - - - 419 - Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! - - - 420 - Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! - - - 421 - What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! - - - 422 - Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! - - - 423 - I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! - - - 424 - Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. - - - 425 - So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. - - - 426 - Indeed I do! - - - 427 - You know there's no such animal, right? - - - 428 - Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! - - - 429 - Trouble is my second name! - - - 430 - Like a bulldog! - - - 431 - You should be! - - - 432 - Your wish is my order! - - - 433 - Nobody ever does. - - - 434 - Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. - - - 435 - Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! - - - 436 - No, thank you! - - - 437 - Will see who's about to teach whom! - - - 438 - You're right! - - - 439 - You don't deserve a chance! - - - 440 - Horoscopes lie! - - - 441 - Ding dong! - - - 442 - It's still not too late! - - - 443 - We'll check ourselves! - - - 444 - Need bubbles, sir? - - - 445 - Did you just call me an ass!? - - - 446 - Whatever. - - - 447 - I didn't understand a single word! - - - 448 - It will only get closer! - - - 449 - I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. - - - 450 - You're the disease and I'm the cure. - - - 451 - I'm gonna blow your head off! - - - 452 - Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! - - - 453 - I eat Green Berets for breakfast! - - - 454 - You cowboys are finished! - - - 455 - Take this, you maggot! - - - 456 - I'm going to cut out your living guts! - - - 457 - Long live the queen! - - - 458 - Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! - - - 459 - Don't make me angry! - - - 460 - I must break you! - - - 461 - This is for the Queen! - - - 462 - The Queen says: Die! - - - 463 - Dying ain't much of a living, boy! - - - 464 - Dying ain't much of a living, girl! - - - 465 - Is that the best you can do? - - - 466 - Your life is over, asshole! - - - 467 - Very pretty, but can you fight? - - - 468 - Howdy, pardner! - - - 469 - I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - - - 470 - Viva la revolution! - - - 471 - Your move, creep! - - - 472 - Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - - - 473 - It's about to turn into full tournee! - - - 474 - "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? - - - 475 - As you wish! - - - 476 - Hey! I'm a lady! - - - 477 - I'll dig you one! Six feet under! - - - 478 - I guess there's no more room in hell... - - - 479 - Is this some kind of a joke? - - - 480 - They're coming to get us! - - - 481 - Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! - - - 482 - Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... - - - 483 - Really? I mean.. c'mon! - - - 484 - That's just fucked up! - - - 485 - What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? - - - 486 - Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! - - - 487 - I'll send you back to hell! - - - 488 - We'll need more paramedics! - - - 489 - Oh shit! It can smell my brain! - - - 490 - It's not zombie! He's infected! - - - 491 - Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... - - - 492 - It's alive! - - - 493 - Maybe it's friendly. - - - 494 - It's alive... ish. - - - 495 - Nothing's ever real until it's real. - - - 496 - They live! - - - 497 - There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... - - - 498 - I will not negotiate with undead! - - - 499 - So there IS a life after death! - - - 500 - Don't use the Z word! - - - 501 - Holy shit. Plot twist! - - - 502 - Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. - - - 503 - That's it, no more drugs for me. - - - 504 - I knew that movie was based on a true story! - - - 505 - You're one spooky motherfucker, man. - - - 506 - Oooh. Zombies. How original. - - - 507 - Zombie over here! - - - 508 - Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! - - - 509 - Undead! - - - 510 - This is a bad dream! - - - 511 - Blasphemy! - - - 512 - Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! - - - 513 - At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. - - - 514 - I'm scared to pieces! - - - 515 - It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. - - - 516 - It could be worse. They could be nazi! - - - 517 - Where's my lawnmower when I need it? - - - 518 - It's againt the nature, you freak! - - - 519 - Dead should stay dead. - - - 520 - Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. - - - 521 - No! I don't want to become one of you! - - - 522 - Stay away from my precious gray matter! - - - 523 - Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! - - - 524 - Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! - - - 525 - They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! - - - 526 - Not my face! My beautiful face! - - - 527 - The PAIN! - - - 528 - Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! - - - 529 - Does it hurt to be dead? - - - 530 - And stay dead! This time! - - - 531 - You're dead... again. - - - 532 - Rest in pieces! - - - 533 - If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. - - - 534 - Stay down! - - - 535 - Get back where you came from! - - - 536 - Zed is dead. - - - 537 - Yeah! See ya! - - - 538 - Punish! - - - 539 - Bingo! - - - 540 - I think you'll enjoy this. - - - 541 - I'll squash you like a bug! - - - 542 - Here comes Johnny! - - - 543 - Somebody call an ambulance! - - - 544 - My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! - - - 545 - Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! - - - 546 - OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! - - - 547 - Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! - - - 548 - Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? - - - 549 - Look what you've made me do... - - - 550 - Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! - - - 551 - Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! - - - 552 - Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! - - - 553 - Look who's come to the picnic! - - - 554 - You've got to be crazy to come here! - - - 555 - Now, you've got my attention! - - - 556 - You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - - - 557 - You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - - - 558 - Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... - - - 559 - Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! - - - 560 - How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! - - - 561 - You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? - - - 562 - Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... - - - 563 - Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! - - - 564 - Is that your best? - - - 565 - It's official: YOU SUCK! - - - 566 - You cannot hurt me! - - - 567 - Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? - - - 568 - I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! - - - 569 - Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! - - - 570 - Are you trying to piss me off? - - - 571 - Do you want to hurt me on purpose? - - - 572 - Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! - - - 573 - I'm going to beat the crap out of you! - - - 574 - If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! - - - 575 - That's it, you're fucking dead! - - - 576 - I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! - - - 577 - Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! - - - 578 - God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. - - - 579 - The army... I should have known better! - - - 580 - Coming here... What was I thinking? - - - 581 - I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. - - - 582 - No weapons! No friends! No hope! - - - 583 - If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... - - - 584 - HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! - - - 585 - Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! - - - 586 - Gee, whales can fight? - - - 587 - Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! - - - 588 - This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! - - - 589 - How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! - - - 590 - Over here, you morons! - - - 591 - Go to hell, Hellar! - - - 592 - Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? - - - 593 - It must be this time of the month! - - - 594 - Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! - - - 595 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 596 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 597 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 598 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 599 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 600 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 601 - Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - - - 602 - Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - - - 603 - Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! - - - 604 - Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - - - 605 - Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - - - 606 - OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! - - - 607 - Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. - - - 608 - Trust me. I'm a professional! - - - 609 - You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... - - - 610 - Nice boobs! Are these real? - - - 611 - You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? - - - 612 - Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. - - - 613 - Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! - - - 614 - You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! - - - 615 - I see you and now I can see through you! - - - 616 - Little enemies... little wounds! - - - 617 - I really hate needless violence. - - - 618 - Wow, you're even dumber than you look. - - - 619 - You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! - - - 620 - Were your parents siblings? - - - 621 - Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? - - - 622 - I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! - - - 623 - Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? - - - 624 - Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! - - - 625 - Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! - - - 626 - Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! - - - 627 - Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? - - - 628 - As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? - - - 629 - You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! - - - 630 - Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! - - - 631 - You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! - - - 632 - Guys, don't shoot the cushions! - - - 633 - It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! - - - 634 - How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - - - 635 - How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - - - 636 - Are you tryin' to make me look good? - - - 637 - Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! - - - 638 - Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! - - - 639 - Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? - - - 640 - Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? - - - 641 - Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - - - 642 - Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - - - 643 - Idiots! Idiots everywhere! - - - 644 - You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. - - - 645 - I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. - - - 646 - How's that karma tasting? Not so good? - - - 647 - Do you always take yourself so seriously? - - - 648 - Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. - - - 649 - Go bore someone else with your existence. - - - 650 - When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! - - - 651 - Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - - - 652 - Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - - - 653 - Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! - - - 654 - Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! - - - 655 - Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! - - - 656 - I'm scared to death! - - - 657 - Gee, that gave me goose bumps! - - - 658 - Speak of the devil! - - - 659 - Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! - - - 660 - OK, that was the last straw! - - - 661 - If I throw a stick, will you go away? - - - 662 - How can I miss you if you won't go away? - - - 663 - Hold my beer and watch this! - - - 664 - Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! - - - 665 - Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! - - - 666 - Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - - - 667 - Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - - - 668 - I thought your purpose was to die! - - - 669 - Hey, dickless! Over here! - - - 670 - Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? - - - 671 - Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! - - - 672 - Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? - - - 673 - Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? - - - 674 - Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? - - - 675 - Did your parents have any children that lived? - - - 676 - You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! - - - 677 - Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. - - - 678 - Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! - - - 679 - If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! - - - 680 - That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! - - - 681 - What? Hello? I can't hear anything! - - - 682 - Argh! My ears are bleeding! - - - 683 - What's this ringing? - - - 684 - Huh? It's all silent... - - - 685 - Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? - - - 686 - Fuck, my eyeballs! - - - 687 - I can't see shit! - - - 688 - Who turned off the light?! - - - 689 - Oh, my eyes! - - - 690 - Oh God, I'm blind! - - - 691 - Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! - - - 692 - Somebody help me! I can't see! - - - 693 - You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! - - - 694 - My eyes are on fire! - - - 695 - Cover me, I'm reloading! - - - 696 - I'm out, reloading! - - - 697 - I'm out, reloading! - - - 698 - Gotta reload! - - - 699 - Reloading! - - - 700 - I'm all out! - - - 701 - I'm running dry over here! - - - 702 - Need more ammo! - - - 703 - I'm out of bullets! - - - 704 - I'm leaking! - - - 705 - I'm bleeding! - - - 706 - Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! - - - 707 - Mmmm... blood. - - - 708 - I need medical attention! - - - 709 - I'm spilling blood! - - - 710 - I... can't... catch a breath... - - - 711 - My... lungs... - - - 712 - Gas! Oh... - - - 713 - I can't breath! - - - 714 - It burns! - - - 715 - Don't worry, I'll send you some! - - - 716 - I'll show you! - - - 717 - You'll wish you wouldn't ask! - - - 718 - You got it wrong, let me educate you! - - - 719 - Was that a rhetorical question? - - - 720 - Now whose fault is it, if your cocksucker boss buys second hand guns? - - - 721 - And soon so will be you! - - - 722 - The only thing layin' low here, is you bitch! - - - 723 - Yeah right, that's why you're sweating! - - - 724 - Guess again! That wasn't your horoscope! - - - 725 - Advice for today: avoid long travels, new relationships and BULLETS! - - - 726 - Mine said I will kill a lot of people today! I hope it will come true too! - - - 727 - Do people seriously believe in these things? Pathetic. - - - 728 - Tough? I could make that shot with eyes closed. - - - 729 - And that's just the beginning! - - - 730 - He loves you no more! - - - 731 - OK, this one's out. Next! - - - 732 - You'll be sorry for saying that! - - - 733 - Well, now we can play hide and seek! - - - 734 - You're right! It's the whole company here! - - - 735 - No, loser! You should have used the plural! Guys, lot's of guys! - - - 736 - Will see about that... - - - 737 - No, it doesn't, but don't worry, we'll be gentle! - - - 738 - Nice grammar, asshole! - - - 739 - Need supplies, wacko? - - - 740 - Here, I'll give you some! - - - 741 - No, you just suck, that's it! No air involved! - - - 742 - Never got this - why bring a knife to a gun fight? - - - 743 - Funny indeed, we had so much fun with him as a target practice! - - - 744 - I know some jokes too. For example: you're a joke! - - - 745 - Hey man, the gun isn't stupid, you are! - - - 746 - Suits you fine, huh? - - - 747 - Relax! Why make such a fuss? - - - 748 - The only thing you're gonna get is your butt kicked! - - - 749 - Oh yeah? Wait for the next one! - - - 750 - It was just a warning shot! - - - 751 - I'll scratch you to death! - - - 752 - That's not a scratch. It's a fucking canyon! - - - 753 - No. You need to die! - - - 754 - I'll dig you one too with it! - - - 755 - Kiss my ass! - - - 756 - Fireball? What the fuck do you think this is? Street Fighter Alpha 3? - - - 757 - It's OK, I'm here. Follow my voice! - - - 758 - That's what she said! - - - 759 - Please, let it be a close encounter of the sexy kind! - - - 760 - We are here, we are queer... fuck, that sounded wrong! - - - 761 - We are here, we are queer... wait, that came out wrong... oops, this too! - - - 762 - I'm ready any time you are! - - - 763 - Why not? Have you never had a threesome? - - - 764 - Now, now, you're hurting our feelings! - - - 765 - Come on, there's always a room to try something new! - - - 766 - Don't worry, it will be just a "gun bang"! - - - 767 - Guys, she just needs a loaded gun! - - - 768 - Come over here, I'll give you some. - - - 769 - Is that how it's called these days? - - - 770 - I bet that's what you've said the first time too! - - - 771 - What did you just say? Wolf? We've got plenty of them... - - - 772 - Oh, now I'm getting jelous. - - - 773 - I can help you to deal with the grief, if you want! - - - 774 - We've got plenty of bears too... Hans, come over here! - - - 775 - Where? Where? - - - 776 - Maybe I could help you with that? - - - 777 - You need to empty the chamber... - - - 778 - But that's nothing new for you, eh? - - - 779 - Damn, that doesn't even deserve a witty response! - - - 780 - Are you even listening what you're saying? - - - 781 - Oh, I'll give you one! Just you wait! - - - 782 - You should consider changing your masseur. I volunteer! - - - 783 - Yeah, I bet you did. God. - - - 784 - Oooh. Not today! - - - 785 - No! - - - 786 - Anything for you, princess. - - - 787 - I work this way on women. - - - 788 - Are you doing this on purpose? - - - 789 - Pffft. - - - 790 - Pffft. - - - 791 - I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that. - - - 792 - Hold on! 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(320 letters) - - - 1 - Sucker! - - - 2 - Suck on this! - - - 3 - Say hello to my lil' friend! - - - 4 - Come get some! - - - 5 - You're mine! - - - 6 - Die! - - - 7 - You scared, motherfucker? - - - 8 - This gonna hurt! - - - 9 - Eat shit and die! - - - 10 - Send me a postcard from HELL! - - - 11 - Come to daddy! - - - 12 - Come to momma! - - - 13 - I'll chop your balls off! - - - 14 - You'll be six feet under in no time! - - - 15 - Gonna send ya home in a pine box, loser! - - - 16 - Hey, wanna play? - - - 17 - Hey, gimme that! - - - 18 - Nice toy! - - - 19 - You should have stayed home, bitch! - - - 20 - You should have stayed home, fucker! - - - 21 - Die, vermin! - - - 22 - Feeling scared? - - - 23 - Dance for me! - - - 24 - How fun! - - - 25 - Dakka-dakka-dakka! - - - 26 - Guns don't kill people, I do! - - - 27 - I'm the best! - - - 28 - Kneel before me, loser! - - - 29 - Come on! I don't got all day! - - - 30 - Eat lead! - - - 31 - I'm better than you! - - - 32 - You fucked with the wrong man! - - - 33 - You fucked with the wrong woman! - - - 34 - Stop wasting my time! - - - 35 - You deserve it! - - - 36 - Yeah! - - - 37 - That's right! - - - 38 - You're dead. - - - 39 - How ya like it? - - - 40 - You had it coming! - - - 41 - Why, hello there! - - - 42 - Say "cheese"! - - - 43 - Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! - - - 44 - Could you just please die? - - - 45 - Garbage day! - - - 46 - Barbecue time! - - - 47 - Suck it down! - - - 48 - Bam! - - - 49 - Kaboom! - - - 50 - Dodge this! - - - 51 - I like it! - - - 52 - Hahaha! - - - 53 - Die in fire, bitch! - - - 54 - Die in fire, son-of-a-bitch! - - - 55 - Say your prayers! - - - 56 - Hell yeah! - - - 57 - There's no kill like overkill! - - - 58 - My gun's bigger than yours! - - - 59 - I got a present for ya! - - - 60 - Watch and learn. - - - 61 - Special delivery! - - - 62 - You should see your face now! - - - 63 - Didn't see THAT coming, ha? - - - 64 - Check mate! - - - 65 - I always wanted to do this. - - - 66 - Peace through power! - - - 67 - This job ain't that bad. - - - 68 - Now I remember why I joined army! - - - 69 - Ooh, somebody stop me! - - - 70 - You're welcome! - - - 71 - There goes the neighborhood! - - - 72 - Denied! - - - 73 - Gonna scalp ya, sucker! - - - 74 - Come to papa. - - - 75 - Show me your guts! - - - 76 - I'll rip you to pieces! - - - 77 - Motherfucker! - - - 78 - I can smell your fear! - - - 79 - I'll bash your skull in! - - - 80 - I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! - - - 81 - Chaaarge! - - - 82 - Guns are for pussies! - - - 83 - Your ass is mine! - - - 84 - I'll rip you fucking legs out of your ass! - - - 85 - Welcome to world of pain. I'll be your guide! - - - 86 - I'll slice ya up like a mango! - - - 87 - Heads are gonna roll! - - - 88 - Closing in! - - - 89 - Ready or not, here I come! - - - 90 - It's time to get personal! - - - 91 - Stop me if you can! - - - 92 - You and me! No rules! Come on, coward! - - - 93 - You don't leave me a choice! - - - 94 - I'll kill you! - - - 95 - Who needs guns anyway? - - - 96 - I'll stab you until you say "ouch, I'm dead"! - - - 97 - How 'bout a facelift? - - - 98 - It's Christmas! And you've been VERY naughty! - - - 99 - I warn you! I watched "Enter the Dragon" TWICE! - - - 100 - Hugs! - - - 101 - I promise it won't hurt... much. - - - 102 - Tag! - - - 103 - Shit, I can't believe I'm doing this! - - - 104 - Catch! - - - 105 - Here ya go! - - - 106 - Pop goes the weasel. - - - 107 - This one's for you. - - - 108 - Muahaha! - - - 109 - Catch this, swine! - - - 110 - Choke on this! - - - 111 - Snack on that! - - - 112 - How 'bout some acupuncture? - - - 113 - Bullseye! - - - 114 - Here's a token of my gratitude! - - - 115 - Do you like shiny things? - - - 116 - Here, keep it! - - - 117 - No returns! - - - 118 - Incoming! - - - 119 - Take cover! - - - 120 - Grenade! - - - 121 - Have more where it came from! - - - 122 - Fire in the hole! - - - 123 - Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! - 1 - - - 124 - Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. - 1 - - - 125 - Can someone check out these noises? - 1 - 1 - - - 126 - Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. - 1 - 1 - - - 127 - Let me guess, another false alarm. - 1 - 1 - - - 128 - They're here! - 1 - - - 129 - Now the fun can start! - - - 130 - I've waited for this looong time. - - - 131 - Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! - - - 132 - They have no idea what they are in for... - - - 133 - Everyone get ready! - - - 134 - Killing time! - - - 135 - I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! - - - 136 - Finally! Some carnage! - - - 137 - Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! - - - 138 - Finally, my training will pay off. - - - 139 - Everybody, wake up! - - - 140 - Time to earn my paycheck... - - - 141 - Now I'll be able to prove myself. - - - 142 - We have tactical advantage! - - - 143 - Maybe I'll get a medal! - - - 144 - We're under attack! - - - 145 - Oh, ain't that just great? - - - 146 - Can't guy get a nap around here? - - - 147 - Enemy attack. That's something new. - - - 148 - Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. - - - 149 - I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. - - - 150 - Fantastic. - - - 151 - "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. - - - 152 - Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! - - - 153 - Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. - - - 154 - Take positions! - - - 155 - I hoped this would never happen... - - - 156 - Fire at will! - - - 157 - It was bound to happen eventually. - - - 158 - I heard that! - - - 159 - Who's there? - - - 160 - What was that? - - - 161 - Hey! What the... - - - 162 - Show yourself! - - - 163 - I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! - - - 164 - What the hell was that? - - - 165 - I'm not deaf, you know? - - - 166 - Hey! - - - 167 - Come out, coward! - - - 168 - Hey! Who's making all that racket? - - - 169 - Just show yourself, wherever you are! - - - 170 - Hey! I've heard something suspicious! - - - 171 - Anybody there? - - - 172 - Shoulda check it out. - - - 173 - Is someone being clever? - - - 174 - Strange noises... - - - 175 - Can someone else check it out, please? - - - 176 - It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! - - - 177 - Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. - - - 178 - Da'ffff...! - - - 179 - Big mistake! - - - 180 - Holy crap! - - - 181 - Enemy! - - - 182 - Enemy!!! - - - 183 - Alert! Alert! - - - 184 - There is one! - - - 185 - Intruders! - - - 186 - We've got company! - - - 187 - Prepare to suffer! - - - 188 - Holy shit! - - - 189 - Oh, hi. - - - 190 - I spy with my little eye! - - - 191 - I have a sigthing! - - - 192 - Enemy forces! - - - 193 - Enemy detected! - - - 194 - Enemy over here! - - - 195 - We're in some real shit... - - - 196 - It was all part of my plan! - - - 197 - I've had enough! - - - 198 - Oh my God! - - - 199 - They ain't paying us enough for this shit... - - - 200 - When did things go so wrong? - - - 201 - I'll be back! With friends! - - - 202 - You'll pay for that... the other day! - - - 203 - You're not playing fair! - - - 204 - Don't think you I will forgive ya! - - - 205 - Mommy! - - - 206 - I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! - - - 207 - I'll leave you alive... for now. - - - 208 - Enough is enough! - - - 209 - Screw this! I'm outta here! - - - 210 - Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! - - - 211 - Tactical retreat! - - - 212 - I've seen enough. - - - 213 - Nope, nope, nope. - - - 214 - Run to the hills! - - - 215 - Let's call it a draw. - - - 216 - They said "join the army". Not for this shit! - - - 217 - I regret nothing! - - - 218 - Game over, man! - - - 219 - Let's be friends! - - - 220 - Party's over! - - - 221 - Violence is not an answer! - - - 222 - I'm too beautiful to die! - - - 223 - Screw you guys, I'm going home! - - - 224 - Make love, not war! - - - 225 - I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! - - - 226 - Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! - - - 227 - Aaaggh! - - - 228 - I see red... - - - 229 - Damn, I'm barely conscious. - - - 230 - Ugh! - - - 231 - This... hurts! - - - 232 - You will regret... uhh... this. - - - 233 - Crap! - - - 234 - What the...! - - - 235 - Ouch! - - - 236 - You fuck! - - - 237 - Oh, you piece of shit! - - - 238 - Fuck, you'll pay for that! - - - 239 - You fucked with the wrong guy! - - - 240 - Now you have... pissed me off. - - - 241 - It was nothing! - - - 242 - I'm still here! - - - 243 - Didn't feel a thing! - - - 244 - Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! - - - 245 - Pain is just an illusion! - - - 246 - Who do you think you are? - - - 247 - Oh, come on! - - - 248 - Why me?! - - - 249 - This hurts you more then it hurts me. - - - 250 - I'm allergic to pain! - - - 251 - Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! - - - 252 - I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! - - - 253 - Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! - - - 254 - Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! - - - 255 - Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! - - - 256 - Much Dust, Many Bullets! - - - 257 - Get back on your Honda, and travel away! - - - 258 - Forgive me, for I have sinned! - - - 259 - Where's your God now?! - - - 260 - Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! - - - 261 - Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! - - - 262 - Now that's an easy target! - - - 263 - Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... - - - 264 - I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! - - - 265 - Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! - - - 266 - Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! - - - 267 - Who's that psycho chick? - - - 268 - Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? - - - 269 - Marry me! - - - 270 - Pathetic! - - - 271 - Try again, I dare ya. - - - 272 - Don't make me go over there! - - - 273 - You've just made a big mistake! - - - 274 - I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! - - - 275 - You'll regret missing! - - - 276 - Who were you shootin' at? - - - 277 - Who learned you to shoot? - - - 278 - You'll pay for that! - - - 279 - Son of a bitch! - - - 280 - You suck! - - - 281 - Lame! - - - 282 - Are you even trying? - - - 283 - Ha, you wish! - - - 284 - Learn how to shoot, rookie! - - - 285 - In your dream! - - - 286 - I'm not impressed! - - - 287 - That ain't gonna happen. - - - 288 - Booooo! - - - 289 - Children shouldn't play with guns! - - - 290 - Nice try! - - - 291 - My grandma's a better shot! - - - 292 - That shot was bad and you should feel bad! - - - 293 - Close enough. - - - 294 - Can't touch this! - - - 295 - Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. - - - 296 - Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! - - - 297 - Was close. - - - 298 - Try harder! - - - 299 - Whew! - - - 300 - Hell no! - - - 301 - Maybe next time! - - - 302 - Not today! - - - 303 - Close, but no cigar. - - - 304 - That woke me up. - - - 305 - You son of a bitch! - - - 306 - I will destroy you! - - - 307 - Dead or alive, you're coming with me. - - - 308 - I kick ass for the queen! - - - 309 - I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! - - - 310 - Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! - - - 311 - Is that the best you can do? - - - 312 - Your life is over, asshole! - - - 313 - Very pretty, but can you fight? - - - 314 - Howdy, pardner! - - - 315 - I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - - - 316 - Viva la revolution! - - - 317 - Keep a place in hell for your queen! - - - 318 - Your move, creep! - - - 319 - Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - - - 320 - Shit, shit, shit... - - - 321 - We're all gonna die. - - - 322 - God help me. - - - 323 - We're in some real pretty shit now! - - - 324 - It is no dream! This is really happening! - - - 325 - Goddamnit. - - - 326 - I got a bad feeling on this one. - - - 327 - It's a goddamn commando squad! - - - 328 - Why this shit always happens to me!? - - - 329 - I can't deal with this anymore - - - 330 - What the hell am I going to do now? - - - 331 - I should get the hell out of here! - - - 332 - Oh no, how could this happen? - - - 333 - I will not fight those bastards alone! - - - 334 - Where is the goddamn cavalry? - - - 335 - I am outta here. - - - 336 - Doctor is in! - - - 337 - Operation succesful! - - - 338 - I'll carve ya up like a chicken! - - - 339 - Bleed for me! - - - 340 - I can't believe they're paying me for that! - - - 341 - You taste like chicken! - - - 342 - You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! - - - 343 - Chop chop chop! - - - 344 - Fresh meat! - - - 345 - I'll drink your blood! - - - 346 - I'll gut you like a fish! - - - 347 - Let's see what's inside this pinata! - - - 348 - When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! - - - 349 - You could use some shave! - - - 350 - Don't worry, it's disinfected! - - - 351 - Show me what you've got! - - - 352 - Time for harakiri, asshole! - - - 353 - Hey, you've got untied shoelace! - - - 354 - There's a mustard on your shirt! - - - 355 - Mmmmmincemeat! - - - 356 - Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! - - - 357 - I'll break your every single bone! - - - 358 - Need a nose job? - - - 359 - Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! - - - 360 - See? Girls can fight too! - - - 361 - Girls power! - - - 362 - Aaand you're dead. - - - 363 - Next! - - - 364 - That's just a beginning, fuckers! - - - 365 - Time to loot a corpse, I guess. - - - 366 - Nice job getting yourself killed. - - - 367 - You OK? You look kinda... dead! - - - 368 - Another one to my collection. - - - 369 - You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. - - - 370 - That door revolved one time too many... - - - 371 - Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. - - - 372 - Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. - - - 373 - I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! - - - 374 - I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! - - - 375 - I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! - - - 376 - Pathetic. - - - 377 - Amateur. - - - 378 - Let this be a lesson for all of you! - - - 379 - You asked for it. - - - 380 - Your luck ran out. - - - 381 - Time to pay the piper! - - - 382 - Someone, go check his pulse. - - - 383 - Someone, go check her pulse. - - - 384 - Adios! - - - 385 - Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... - - - 386 - Serves you right, you slut! - - - 387 - In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. - - - 388 - Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. - - - 389 - Goodnight sweet prince. - - - 390 - OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. - - - 391 - OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. - - - 392 - Diagnosis: negative! - - - 393 - It didn't have end up like this.! - - - 394 - I think I'll skip a lunch today. - - - 395 - Hahaha! Fucking awesome! - - - 396 - Fuck yeah! I love this job! - - - 397 - It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. - - - 398 - Boom, head shot! - - - 399 - Wow! - - - 400 - Mind blown! - - - 401 - I wasn't even trying. - - - 402 - Did somebody take a picture? - - - 403 - Pop goes the zit! - - - 404 - I warned you about mexican food! - - - 405 - What can I say, I'm a better draw. - - - 406 - I'm gonna miss your cinematography... - - - 407 - Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - - - 408 - Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! - - - 409 - No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! - - - 410 - Next time try shooting with open eyes! - - - 411 - Stop shaking! I can't hit you! - - - 412 - Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! - - - 413 - And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! - - - 414 - Couple? We're not married! - - - 415 - I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! - - - 416 - PX? What the fuck does it even mean? - - - 417 - No shit, Sherlock! - - - 418 - It will be one-way trip for you! - - - 419 - Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! - - - 420 - Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! - - - 421 - What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! - - - 422 - Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! - - - 423 - I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! - - - 424 - Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. - - - 425 - So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. - - - 426 - Indeed I do! - - - 427 - You know there's no such animal, right? - - - 428 - Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! - - - 429 - Trouble is my second name! - - - 430 - Like a bulldog! - - - 431 - You should be! - - - 432 - Your wish is my order! - - - 433 - Nobody ever does. - - - 434 - Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. - - - 435 - Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! - - - 436 - No, thank you! - - - 437 - Will see who's about to teach whom! - - - 438 - You're right! - - - 439 - You don't deserve a chance! - - - 440 - Horoscopes lie! - - - 441 - Ding dong! - - - 442 - It's still not too late! - - - 443 - We'll check ourselves! - - - 444 - Need bubbles, sir? - - - 445 - Did you just call me an ass!? - - - 446 - Whatever. - - - 447 - I didn't understand a single word! - - - 448 - It will only get closer! - - - 449 - I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. - - - 450 - You're the disease and I'm the cure. - - - 451 - I'm gonna blow your head off! - - - 452 - Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! - - - 453 - I eat Green Berets for breakfast! - - - 454 - You cowboys are finished! - - - 455 - Take this, you maggot! - - - 456 - I'm going to cut out your living guts! - - - 457 - Long live the queen! - - - 458 - Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! - - - 459 - Don't make me angry! - - - 460 - I must break you! - - - 461 - This is for the Queen! - - - 462 - The Queen says: Die! - - - 463 - Dying ain't much of a living, boy! - - - 464 - Dying ain't much of a living, girl! - - - 465 - Is that the best you can do? - - - 466 - Your life is over, asshole! - - - 467 - Very pretty, but can you fight? - - - 468 - Howdy, pardner! - - - 469 - I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - - - 470 - Viva la revolution! - - - 471 - Your move, creep! - - - 472 - Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - - - 473 - It's about to turn into full tournee! - - - 474 - "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? - - - 475 - As you wish! - - - 476 - Hey! I'm a lady! - - - 477 - I'll dig you one! Six feet under! - - - 478 - I guess there's no more room in hell... - - - 479 - Is this some kind of a joke? - - - 480 - They're coming to get us! - - - 481 - Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! - - - 482 - Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... - - - 483 - Really? I mean.. c'mon! - - - 484 - That's just fucked up! - - - 485 - What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? - - - 486 - Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! - - - 487 - I'll send you back to hell! - - - 488 - We'll need more paramedics! - - - 489 - Oh shit! It can smell my brain! - - - 490 - It's not zombie! He's infected! - - - 491 - Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... - - - 492 - It's alive! - - - 493 - Maybe it's friendly. - - - 494 - It's alive... ish. - - - 495 - Nothing's ever real until it's real. - - - 496 - They live! - - - 497 - There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... - - - 498 - I will not negotiate with undead! - - - 499 - So there IS a life after death! - - - 500 - Don't use the Z word! - - - 501 - Holy shit. Plot twist! - - - 502 - Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. - - - 503 - That's it, no more drugs for me. - - - 504 - I knew that movie was based on a true story! - - - 505 - You're one spooky motherfucker, man. - - - 506 - Oooh. Zombies. How original. - - - 507 - Zombie over here! - - - 508 - Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! - - - 509 - Undead! - - - 510 - This is a bad dream! - - - 511 - Blasphemy! - - - 512 - Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! - - - 513 - At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. - - - 514 - I'm scared to pieces! - - - 515 - It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. - - - 516 - It could be worse. They could be nazi! - - - 517 - Where's my lawnmower when I need it? - - - 518 - It's againt the nature, you freak! - - - 519 - Dead should stay dead. - - - 520 - Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. - - - 521 - No! I don't want to become one of you! - - - 522 - Stay away from my precious gray matter! - - - 523 - Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! - - - 524 - Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! - - - 525 - They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! - - - 526 - Not my face! My beautiful face! - - - 527 - The PAIN! - - - 528 - Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! - - - 529 - Does it hurt to be dead? - - - 530 - And stay dead! This time! - - - 531 - You're dead... again. - - - 532 - Rest in pieces! - - - 533 - If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. - - - 534 - Stay down! - - - 535 - Get back where you came from! - - - 536 - Zed is dead. - - - 537 - Yeah! See ya! - - - 538 - Punish! - - - 539 - Bingo! - - - 540 - I think you'll enjoy this. - - - 541 - I'll squash you like a bug! - - - 542 - Here comes Johnny! - - - 543 - Somebody call an ambulance! - - - 544 - My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! - - - 545 - Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! - - - 546 - OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! - - - 547 - Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! - - - 548 - Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? - - - 549 - Look what you've made me do... - - - 550 - Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! - - - 551 - Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! - - - 552 - Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! - - - 553 - Look who's come to the picnic! - - - 554 - You've got to be crazy to come here! - - - 555 - Now, you've got my attention! - - - 556 - You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - - - 557 - You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - - - 558 - Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... - - - 559 - Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! - - - 560 - How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! - - - 561 - You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? - - - 562 - Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... - - - 563 - Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! - - - 564 - Is that your best? - - - 565 - It's official: YOU SUCK! - - - 566 - You cannot hurt me! - - - 567 - Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? - - - 568 - I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! - - - 569 - Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! - - - 570 - Are you trying to piss me off? - - - 571 - Do you want to hurt me on purpose? - - - 572 - Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! - - - 573 - I'm going to beat the crap out of you! - - - 574 - If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! - - - 575 - That's it, you're fucking dead! - - - 576 - I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! - - - 577 - Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! - - - 578 - God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. - - - 579 - The army... I should have known better! - - - 580 - Coming here... What was I thinking? - - - 581 - I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. - - - 582 - No weapons! No friends! No hope! - - - 583 - If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... - - - 584 - HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! - - - 585 - Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! - - - 586 - Gee, whales can fight? - - - 587 - Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! - - - 588 - This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! - - - 589 - How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! - - - 590 - Over here, you morons! - - - 591 - Go to hell, Hellar! - - - 592 - Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? - - - 593 - It must be this time of the month! - - - 594 - Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! - - - 595 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 596 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 597 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 598 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 599 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 600 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 601 - Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - - - 602 - Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - - - 603 - Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! - - - 604 - Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - - - 605 - Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - - - 606 - OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! - - - 607 - Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. - - - 608 - Trust me. I'm a professional! - - - 609 - You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... - - - 610 - Nice boobs! Are these real? - - - 611 - You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? - - - 612 - Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. - - - 613 - Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! - - - 614 - You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! - - - 615 - I see you and now I can see through you! - - - 616 - Little enemies... little wounds! - - - 617 - I really hate needless violence. - - - 618 - Wow, you're even dumber than you look. - - - 619 - You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! - - - 620 - Were your parents siblings? - - - 621 - Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? - - - 622 - I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! - - - 623 - Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? - - - 624 - Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! - - - 625 - Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! - - - 626 - Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! - - - 627 - Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? - - - 628 - As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? - - - 629 - You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! - - - 630 - Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! - - - 631 - You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! - - - 632 - Guys, don't shoot the cushions! - - - 633 - It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! - - - 634 - How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - - - 635 - How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - - - 636 - Are you tryin' to make me look good? - - - 637 - Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! - - - 638 - Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! - - - 639 - Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? - - - 640 - Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? - - - 641 - Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - - - 642 - Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - - - 643 - Idiots! Idiots everywhere! - - - 644 - You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. - - - 645 - I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. - - - 646 - How's that karma tasting? Not so good? - - - 647 - Do you always take yourself so seriously? - - - 648 - Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. - - - 649 - Go bore someone else with your existence. - - - 650 - When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! - - - 651 - Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - - - 652 - Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - - - 653 - Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! - - - 654 - Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! - - - 655 - Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! - - - 656 - I'm scared to death! - - - 657 - Gee, that gave me goose bumps! - - - 658 - Speak of the devil! - - - 659 - Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! - - - 660 - OK, that was the last straw! - - - 661 - If I throw a stick, will you go away? - - - 662 - How can I miss you if you won't go away? - - - 663 - Hold my beer and watch this! - - - 664 - Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! - - - 665 - Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! - - - 666 - Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - - - 667 - Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - - - 668 - I thought your purpose was to die! - - - 669 - Hey, dickless! Over here! - - - 670 - Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? - - - 671 - Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! - - - 672 - Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? - - - 673 - Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? - - - 674 - Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? - - - 675 - Did your parents have any children that lived? - - - 676 - You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! - - - 677 - Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. - - - 678 - Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! - - - 679 - If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! - - - 680 - That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! - - - 681 - What? Hello? I can't hear anything! - - - 682 - Argh! My ears are bleeding! - - - 683 - What's this ringing? - - - 684 - Huh? It's all silent... - - - 685 - Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? - - - 686 - Fuck, my eyeballs! - - - 687 - I can't see shit! - - - 688 - Who turned off the light?! - - - 689 - Oh, my eyes! - - - 690 - Oh God, I'm blind! - - - 691 - Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! - - - 692 - Somebody help me! I can't see! - - - 693 - You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! - - - 694 - My eyes are on fire! - - - 695 - Cover me, I'm reloading! - - - 696 - I'm out, reloading! - - - 697 - I'm out, reloading! - - - 698 - Gotta reload! - - - 699 - Reloading! - - - 700 - I'm all out! - - - 701 - I'm running dry over here! - - - 702 - Need more ammo! - - - 703 - I'm out of bullets! - - - 704 - I'm leaking! - - - 705 - I'm bleeding! - - - 706 - Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! - - - 707 - Mmmm... blood. - - - 708 - I need medical attention! - - - 709 - I'm spilling blood! - - - 710 - I... can't... catch a breath... - - - 711 - My... lungs... - - - 712 - Gas! Oh... - - - 713 - I can't breath! - - - 714 - It burns! - - - 715 - Don't worry, I'll send you some! - - - 716 - I'll show you! - - - 717 - You'll wish you wouldn't ask! - - - 718 - You got it wrong, let me educate you! - - - 719 - Was that a rhetorical question? - - - 720 - Now whose fault is it, if your cocksucker boss buys second hand guns? - - - 721 - And soon so will be you! - - - 722 - The only thing layin' low here, is you bitch! - - - 723 - Yeah right, that's why you're sweating! - - - 724 - Guess again! That wasn't your horoscope! - - - 725 - Advice for today: avoid long travels, new relationships and BULLETS! - - - 726 - Mine said I will kill a lot of people today! I hope it will come true too! - - - 727 - Do people seriously believe in these things? Pathetic. - - - 728 - Tough? I could make that shot with eyes closed. - - - 729 - And that's just the beginning! - - - 730 - He loves you no more! - - - 731 - OK, this one's out. Next! - - - 732 - You'll be sorry for saying that! - - - 733 - Well, now we can play hide and seek! - - - 734 - You're right! It's the whole company here! - - - 735 - No, loser! You should have used the plural! Guys, lot's of guys! - - - 736 - Will see about that... - - - 737 - No, it doesn't, but don't worry, we'll be gentle! - - - 738 - Nice grammar, asshole! - - - 739 - Need supplies, wacko? - - - 740 - Here, I'll give you some! - - - 741 - No, you just suck, that's it! No air involved! - - - 742 - Never got this - why bring a knife to a gun fight? - - - 743 - Funny indeed, we had so much fun with him as a target practice! - - - 744 - I know some jokes too. For example: you're a joke! - - - 745 - Hey man, the gun isn't stupid, you are! - - - 746 - Suits you fine, huh? - - - 747 - Relax! Why make such a fuss? - - - 748 - The only thing you're gonna get is your butt kicked! - - - 749 - Oh yeah? Wait for the next one! - - - 750 - It was just a warning shot! - - - 751 - I'll scratch you to death! - - - 752 - That's not a scratch. It's a fucking canyon! - - - 753 - No. You need to die! - - - 754 - I'll dig you one too with it! - - - 755 - Kiss my ass! - - - 756 - Fireball? What the fuck do you think this is? Street Fighter Alpha 3? - - - 757 - It's OK, I'm here. Follow my voice! - - - 758 - That's what she said! - - - 759 - Please, let it be a close encounter of the sexy kind! - - - 760 - We are here, we are queer... fuck, that sounded wrong! - - - 761 - We are here, we are queer... wait, that came out wrong... oops, this too! - - - 762 - I'm ready any time you are! - - - 763 - Why not? Have you never had a threesome? - - - 764 - Now, now, you're hurting our feelings! - - - 765 - Come on, there's always a room to try something new! - - - 766 - Don't worry, it will be just a "gun bang"! - - - 767 - Guys, she just needs a loaded gun! - - - 768 - Come over here, I'll give you some. - - - 769 - Is that how it's called these days? - - - 770 - I bet that's what you've said the first time too! - - - 771 - What did you just say? Wolf? We've got plenty of them... - - - 772 - Oh, now I'm getting jelous. - - - 773 - I can help you to deal with the grief, if you want! - - - 774 - We've got plenty of bears too... Hans, come over here! - - - 775 - Where? Where? - - - 776 - Maybe I could help you with that? - - - 777 - You need to empty the chamber... - - - 778 - But that's nothing new for you, eh? - - - 779 - Damn, that doesn't even deserve a witty response! - - - 780 - Are you even listening what you're saying? - - - 781 - Oh, I'll give you one! Just you wait! - - - 782 - You should consider changing your masseur. I volunteer! - - - 783 - Yeah, I bet you did. God. - - - 784 - Oooh. Not today! - - - 785 - No! - - - 786 - Anything for you, princess. - - - 787 - I work this way on women. - - - 788 - Are you doing this on purpose? - - - 789 - Pffft. - - - 790 - Pffft. - - - 791 - I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that. - - - 792 - Hold on! I'll just drop my clothes, get my rescue tube and I'm coming to save you! - - \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir-languages/Russian_Version/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/Russian.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/Russian_Version/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/Russian.EnemyTaunts.xml index b97258e5d..96eb91451 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/Russian_Version/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/Russian.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/Russian_Version/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/Russian.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1,3184 +1,189 @@ - 0 + 0 Taunt! (320 letters) - - - 1 - Sucker! - - - 2 - Suck on this! - - - 3 - Say hello to my lil' friend! - - - 4 - Come get some! - - - 5 - You're mine! - - - 6 - Die! - - - 7 - You scared, motherfucker? - - - 8 - This gonna hurt! - - - 9 - Eat shit and die! - - - 10 - Send me a postcard from HELL! - - - 11 - Come to daddy! - - - 12 - Come to momma! - - - 13 - I'll chop your balls off! - - - 14 - You'll be six feet under in no time! - - - 15 - Gonna send ya home in a pine box, loser! - - - 16 - Hey, wanna play? - - - 17 - Hey, gimme that! - - - 18 - Nice toy! - - - 19 - You should have stayed home, bitch! - - - 20 - You should have stayed home, fucker! - - - 21 - Die, vermin! - - - 22 - Feeling scared? - - - 23 - Dance for me! - - - 24 - How fun! - - - 25 - Dakka-dakka-dakka! - - - 26 - Guns don't kill people, I do! - - - 27 - I'm the best! - - - 28 - Kneel before me, loser! - - - 29 - Come on! I don't got all day! - - - 30 - Eat lead! - - - 31 - I'm better than you! - - - 32 - You fucked with the wrong man! - - - 33 - You fucked with the wrong woman! - - - 34 - Stop wasting my time! - - - 35 - You deserve it! - - - 36 - Yeah! - - - 37 - That's right! - - - 38 - You're dead. - - - 39 - How ya like it? - - - 40 - You had it coming! - - - 41 - Why, hello there! - - - 42 - Say "cheese"! - - - 43 - Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! - - - 44 - Could you just please die? - - - 45 - Garbage day! - - - 46 - Barbecue time! - - - 47 - Suck it down! - - - 48 - Bam! - - - 49 - Kaboom! - - - 50 - Dodge this! - - - 51 - I like it! - - - 52 - Hahaha! - - - 53 - Die in fire, bitch! - - - 54 - Die in fire, son-of-a-bitch! - - - 55 - Say your prayers! - - - 56 - Hell yeah! - - - 57 - There's no kill like overkill! - - - 58 - My gun's bigger than yours! - - - 59 - I got a present for ya! - - - 60 - Watch and learn. - - - 61 - Special delivery! - - - 62 - You should see your face now! - - - 63 - Didn't see THAT coming, ha? - - - 64 - Check mate! - - - 65 - I always wanted to do this. - - - 66 - Peace through power! - - - 67 - This job ain't that bad. - - - 68 - Now I remember why I joined army! - - - 69 - Ooh, somebody stop me! - - - 70 - You're welcome! - - - 71 - There goes the neighborhood! - - - 72 - Denied! - - - 73 - Gonna scalp ya, sucker! - - - 74 - Come to papa. - - - 75 - Show me your guts! - - - 76 - I'll rip you to pieces! - - - 77 - Motherfucker! - - - 78 - I can smell your fear! - - - 79 - I'll bash your skull in! - - - 80 - I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! - - - 81 - Chaaarge! - - - 82 - Guns are for pussies! - - - 83 - Your ass is mine! - - - 84 - I'll rip you fucking legs out of your ass! - - - 85 - Welcome to world of pain. I'll be your guide! - - - 86 - I'll slice ya up like a mango! - - - 87 - Heads are gonna roll! - - - 88 - Closing in! - - - 89 - Ready or not, here I come! - - - 90 - It's time to get personal! - - - 91 - Stop me if you can! - - - 92 - You and me! No rules! Come on, coward! - - - 93 - You don't leave me a choice! - - - 94 - I'll kill you! - - - 95 - Who needs guns anyway? - - - 96 - I'll stab you until you say "ouch, I'm dead"! - - - 97 - How 'bout a facelift? - - - 98 - It's Christmas! And you've been VERY naughty! - - - 99 - I warn you! I watched "Enter the Dragon" TWICE! - - - 100 - Hugs! - - - 101 - I promise it won't hurt... much. - - - 102 - Tag! - - - 103 - Shit, I can't believe I'm doing this! - - - 104 - Catch! - - - 105 - Here ya go! - - - 106 - Pop goes the weasel. - - - 107 - This one's for you. - - - 108 - Muahaha! - - - 109 - Catch this, swine! - - - 110 - Choke on this! - - - 111 - Snack on that! - - - 112 - How 'bout some acupuncture? - - - 113 - Bullseye! - - - 114 - Here's a token of my gratitude! - - - 115 - Do you like shiny things? - - - 116 - Here, keep it! - - - 117 - No returns! - - - 118 - Incoming! - - - 119 - Take cover! - - - 120 - Grenade! - - - 121 - Have more where it came from! - - - 122 - Fire in the hole! - - - 123 - Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! - 1 - - - 124 - Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. - 1 - - - 125 - Can someone check out these noises? - 1 - 1 - - - 126 - Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. - 1 - 1 - - - 127 - Let me guess, another false alarm. - 1 - 1 - - - 128 - They're here! - 1 - - - 129 - Now the fun can start! - - - 130 - I've waited for this looong time. - - - 131 - Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! - - - 132 - They have no idea what they are in for... - - - 133 - Everyone get ready! - - - 134 - Killing time! - - - 135 - I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! - - - 136 - Finally! Some carnage! - - - 137 - Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! - - - 138 - Finally, my training will pay off. - - - 139 - Everybody, wake up! - - - 140 - Time to earn my paycheck... - - - 141 - Now I'll be able to prove myself. - - - 142 - We have tactical advantage! - - - 143 - Maybe I'll get a medal! - - - 144 - We're under attack! - - - 145 - Oh, ain't that just great? - - - 146 - Can't guy get a nap around here? - - - 147 - Enemy attack. That's something new. - - - 148 - Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. - - - 149 - I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. - - - 150 - Fantastic. - - - 151 - "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. - - - 152 - Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! - - - 153 - Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. - - - 154 - Take positions! - - - 155 - I hoped this would never happen... - - - 156 - Fire at will! - - - 157 - It was bound to happen eventually. - - - 158 - I heard that! - - - 159 - Who's there? - - - 160 - What was that? - - - 161 - Hey! What the... - - - 162 - Show yourself! - - - 163 - I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! - - - 164 - What the hell was that? - - - 165 - I'm not deaf, you know? - - - 166 - Hey! - - - 167 - Come out, coward! - - - 168 - Hey! Who's making all that racket? - - - 169 - Just show yourself, wherever you are! - - - 170 - Hey! I've heard something suspicious! - - - 171 - Anybody there? - - - 172 - Shoulda check it out. - - - 173 - Is someone being clever? - - - 174 - Strange noises... - - - 175 - Can someone else check it out, please? - - - 176 - It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! - - - 177 - Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. - - - 178 - Da'ffff...! - - - 179 - Big mistake! - - - 180 - Holy crap! - - - 181 - Enemy! - - - 182 - Enemy!!! - - - 183 - Alert! Alert! - - - 184 - There is one! - - - 185 - Intruders! - - - 186 - We've got company! - - - 187 - Prepare to suffer! - - - 188 - Holy shit! - - - 189 - Oh, hi. - - - 190 - I spy with my little eye! - - - 191 - I have a sigthing! - - - 192 - Enemy forces! - - - 193 - Enemy detected! - - - 194 - Enemy over here! - - - 195 - We're in some real shit... - - - 196 - It was all part of my plan! - - - 197 - I've had enough! - - - 198 - Oh my God! - - - 199 - They ain't paying us enough for this shit... - - - 200 - When did things go so wrong? - - - 201 - I'll be back! With friends! - - - 202 - You'll pay for that... the other day! - - - 203 - You're not playing fair! - - - 204 - Don't think you I will forgive ya! - - - 205 - Mommy! - - - 206 - I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! - - - 207 - I'll leave you alive... for now. - - - 208 - Enough is enough! - - - 209 - Screw this! I'm outta here! - - - 210 - Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! - - - 211 - Tactical retreat! - - - 212 - I've seen enough. - - - 213 - Nope, nope, nope. - - - 214 - Run to the hills! - - - 215 - Let's call it a draw. - - - 216 - They said "join the army". Not for this shit! - - - 217 - I regret nothing! - - - 218 - Game over, man! - - - 219 - Let's be friends! - - - 220 - Party's over! - - - 221 - Violence is not an answer! - - - 222 - I'm too beautiful to die! - - - 223 - Screw you guys, I'm going home! - - - 224 - Make love, not war! - - - 225 - I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! - - - 226 - Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! - - - 227 - Aaaggh! - - - 228 - I see red... - - - 229 - Damn, I'm barely conscious. - - - 230 - Ugh! - - - 231 - This... hurts! - - - 232 - You will regret... uhh... this. - - - 233 - Crap! - - - 234 - What the...! - - - 235 - Ouch! - - - 236 - You fuck! - - - 237 - Oh, you piece of shit! - - - 238 - Fuck, you'll pay for that! - - - 239 - You fucked with the wrong guy! - - - 240 - Now you have... pissed me off. - - - 241 - It was nothing! - - - 242 - I'm still here! - - - 243 - Didn't feel a thing! - - - 244 - Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! - - - 245 - Pain is just an illusion! - - - 246 - Who do you think you are? - - - 247 - Oh, come on! - - - 248 - Why me?! - - - 249 - This hurts you more then it hurts me. - - - 250 - I'm allergic to pain! - - - 251 - Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! - - - 252 - I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! - - - 253 - Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! - - - 254 - Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! - - - 255 - Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! - - - 256 - Much Dust, Many Bullets! - - - 257 - Get back on your Honda, and travel away! - - - 258 - Forgive me, for I have sinned! - - - 259 - Where's your God now?! - - - 260 - Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! - - - 261 - Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! - - - 262 - Now that's an easy target! - - - 263 - Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... - - - 264 - I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! - - - 265 - Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! - - - 266 - Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! - - - 267 - Who's that psycho chick? - - - 268 - Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? - - - 269 - Marry me! - - - 270 - Pathetic! - - - 271 - Try again, I dare ya. - - - 272 - Don't make me go over there! - - - 273 - You've just made a big mistake! - - - 274 - I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! - - - 275 - You'll regret missing! - - - 276 - Who were you shootin' at? - - - 277 - Who learned you to shoot? - - - 278 - You'll pay for that! - - - 279 - Son of a bitch! - - - 280 - You suck! - - - 281 - Lame! - - - 282 - Are you even trying? - - - 283 - Ha, you wish! - - - 284 - Learn how to shoot, rookie! - - - 285 - In your dream! - - - 286 - I'm not impressed! - - - 287 - That ain't gonna happen. - - - 288 - Booooo! - - - 289 - Children shouldn't play with guns! - - - 290 - Nice try! - - - 291 - My grandma's a better shot! - - - 292 - That shot was bad and you should feel bad! - - - 293 - Close enough. - - - 294 - Can't touch this! - - - 295 - Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. - - - 296 - Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! - - - 297 - Was close. - - - 298 - Try harder! - - - 299 - Whew! - - - 300 - Hell no! - - - 301 - Maybe next time! - - - 302 - Not today! - - - 303 - Close, but no cigar. - - - 304 - That woke me up. - - - 305 - You son of a bitch! - - - 306 - I will destroy you! - - - 307 - Dead or alive, you're coming with me. - - - 308 - I kick ass for the queen! - - - 309 - I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! - - - 310 - Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! - - - 311 - Is that the best you can do? - - - 312 - Your life is over, asshole! - - - 313 - Very pretty, but can you fight? - - - 314 - Howdy, pardner! - - - 315 - I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - - - 316 - Viva la revolution! - - - 317 - Keep a place in hell for your queen! - - - 318 - Your move, creep! - - - 319 - Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - - - 320 - Shit, shit, shit... - - - 321 - We're all gonna die. - - - 322 - God help me. - - - 323 - We're in some real pretty shit now! - - - 324 - It is no dream! This is really happening! - - - 325 - Goddamnit. - - - 326 - I got a bad feeling on this one. - - - 327 - It's a goddamn commando squad! - - - 328 - Why this shit always happens to me!? - - - 329 - I can't deal with this anymore - - - 330 - What the hell am I going to do now? - - - 331 - I should get the hell out of here! - - - 332 - Oh no, how could this happen? - - - 333 - I will not fight those bastards alone! - - - 334 - Where is the goddamn cavalry? - - - 335 - I am outta here. - - - 336 - Doctor is in! - - - 337 - Operation succesful! - - - 338 - I'll carve ya up like a chicken! - - - 339 - Bleed for me! - - - 340 - I can't believe they're paying me for that! - - - 341 - You taste like chicken! - - - 342 - You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! - - - 343 - Chop chop chop! - - - 344 - Fresh meat! - - - 345 - I'll drink your blood! - - - 346 - I'll gut you like a fish! - - - 347 - Let's see what's inside this pinata! - - - 348 - When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! - - - 349 - You could use some shave! - - - 350 - Don't worry, it's disinfected! - - - 351 - Show me what you've got! - - - 352 - Time for harakiri, asshole! - - - 353 - Hey, you've got untied shoelace! - - - 354 - There's a mustard on your shirt! - - - 355 - Mmmmmincemeat! - - - 356 - Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! - - - 357 - I'll break your every single bone! - - - 358 - Need a nose job? - - - 359 - Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! - - - 360 - See? Girls can fight too! - - - 361 - Girls power! - - - 362 - Aaand you're dead. - - - 363 - Next! - - - 364 - That's just a beginning, fuckers! - - - 365 - Time to loot a corpse, I guess. - - - 366 - Nice job getting yourself killed. - - - 367 - You OK? You look kinda... dead! - - - 368 - Another one to my collection. - - - 369 - You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. - - - 370 - That door revolved one time too many... - - - 371 - Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. - - - 372 - Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. - - - 373 - I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! - - - 374 - I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! - - - 375 - I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! - - - 376 - Pathetic. - - - 377 - Amateur. - - - 378 - Let this be a lesson for all of you! - - - 379 - You asked for it. - - - 380 - Your luck ran out. - - - 381 - Time to pay the piper! - - - 382 - Someone, go check his pulse. - - - 383 - Someone, go check her pulse. - - - 384 - Adios! - - - 385 - Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... - - - 386 - Serves you right, you slut! - - - 387 - In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. - - - 388 - Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. - - - 389 - Goodnight sweet prince. - - - 390 - OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. - - - 391 - OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. - - - 392 - Diagnosis: negative! - - - 393 - It didn't have end up like this.! - - - 394 - I think I'll skip a lunch today. - - - 395 - Hahaha! Fucking awesome! - - - 396 - Fuck yeah! I love this job! - - - 397 - It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. - - - 398 - Boom, head shot! - - - 399 - Wow! - - - 400 - Mind blown! - - - 401 - I wasn't even trying. - - - 402 - Did somebody take a picture? - - - 403 - Pop goes the zit! - - - 404 - I warned you about mexican food! - - - 405 - What can I say, I'm a better draw. - - - 406 - I'm gonna miss your cinematography... - - - 407 - Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - - - 408 - Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! - - - 409 - No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! - - - 410 - Next time try shooting with open eyes! - - - 411 - Stop shaking! I can't hit you! - - - 412 - Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! - - - 413 - And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! - - - 414 - Couple? We're not married! - - - 415 - I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! - - - 416 - PX? What the fuck does it even mean? - - - 417 - No shit, Sherlock! - - - 418 - It will be one-way trip for you! - - - 419 - Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! - - - 420 - Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! - - - 421 - What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! - - - 422 - Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! - - - 423 - I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! - - - 424 - Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. - - - 425 - So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. - - - 426 - Indeed I do! - - - 427 - You know there's no such animal, right? - - - 428 - Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! - - - 429 - Trouble is my second name! - - - 430 - Like a bulldog! - - - 431 - You should be! - - - 432 - Your wish is my order! - - - 433 - Nobody ever does. - - - 434 - Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. - - - 435 - Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! - - - 436 - No, thank you! - - - 437 - Will see who's about to teach whom! - - - 438 - You're right! - - - 439 - You don't deserve a chance! - - - 440 - Horoscopes lie! - - - 441 - Ding dong! - - - 442 - It's still not too late! - - - 443 - We'll check ourselves! - - - 444 - Need bubbles, sir? - - - 445 - Did you just call me an ass!? - - - 446 - Whatever. - - - 447 - I didn't understand a single word! - - - 448 - It will only get closer! - - - 449 - I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. - - - 450 - You're the disease and I'm the cure. - - - 451 - I'm gonna blow your head off! - - - 452 - Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! - - - 453 - I eat Green Berets for breakfast! - - - 454 - You cowboys are finished! - - - 455 - Take this, you maggot! - - - 456 - I'm going to cut out your living guts! - - - 457 - Long live the queen! - - - 458 - Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! - - - 459 - Don't make me angry! - - - 460 - I must break you! - - - 461 - This is for the Queen! - - - 462 - The Queen says: Die! - - - 463 - Dying ain't much of a living, boy! - - - 464 - Dying ain't much of a living, girl! - - - 465 - Is that the best you can do? - - - 466 - Your life is over, asshole! - - - 467 - Very pretty, but can you fight? - - - 468 - Howdy, pardner! - - - 469 - I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - - - 470 - Viva la revolution! - - - 471 - Your move, creep! - - - 472 - Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - - - 473 - It's about to turn into full tournee! - - - 474 - "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? - - - 475 - As you wish! - - - 476 - Hey! I'm a lady! - - - 477 - I'll dig you one! Six feet under! - - - 478 - I guess there's no more room in hell... - - - 479 - Is this some kind of a joke? - - - 480 - They're coming to get us! - - - 481 - Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! - - - 482 - Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... - - - 483 - Really? I mean.. c'mon! - - - 484 - That's just fucked up! - - - 485 - What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? - - - 486 - Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! - - - 487 - I'll send you back to hell! - - - 488 - We'll need more paramedics! - - - 489 - Oh shit! It can smell my brain! - - - 490 - It's not zombie! He's infected! - - - 491 - Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... - - - 492 - It's alive! - - - 493 - Maybe it's friendly. - - - 494 - It's alive... ish. - - - 495 - Nothing's ever real until it's real. - - - 496 - They live! - - - 497 - There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... - - - 498 - I will not negotiate with undead! - - - 499 - So there IS a life after death! - - - 500 - Don't use the Z word! - - - 501 - Holy shit. Plot twist! - - - 502 - Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. - - - 503 - That's it, no more drugs for me. - - - 504 - I knew that movie was based on a true story! - - - 505 - You're one spooky motherfucker, man. - - - 506 - Oooh. Zombies. How original. - - - 507 - Zombie over here! - - - 508 - Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! - - - 509 - Undead! - - - 510 - This is a bad dream! - - - 511 - Blasphemy! - - - 512 - Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! - - - 513 - At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. - - - 514 - I'm scared to pieces! - - - 515 - It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. - - - 516 - It could be worse. They could be nazi! - - - 517 - Where's my lawnmower when I need it? - - - 518 - It's againt the nature, you freak! - - - 519 - Dead should stay dead. - - - 520 - Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. - - - 521 - No! I don't want to become one of you! - - - 522 - Stay away from my precious gray matter! - - - 523 - Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! - - - 524 - Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! - - - 525 - They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! - - - 526 - Not my face! My beautiful face! - - - 527 - The PAIN! - - - 528 - Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! - - - 529 - Does it hurt to be dead? - - - 530 - And stay dead! This time! - - - 531 - You're dead... again. - - - 532 - Rest in pieces! - - - 533 - If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. - - - 534 - Stay down! - - - 535 - Get back where you came from! - - - 536 - Zed is dead. - - - 537 - Yeah! See ya! - - - 538 - Punish! - - - 539 - Bingo! - - - 540 - I think you'll enjoy this. - - - 541 - I'll squash you like a bug! - - - 542 - Here comes Johnny! - - - 543 - Somebody call an ambulance! - - - 544 - My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! - - - 545 - Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! - - - 546 - OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! - - - 547 - Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! - - - 548 - Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? - - - 549 - Look what you've made me do... - - - 550 - Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! - - - 551 - Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! - - - 552 - Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! - - - 553 - Look who's come to the picnic! - - - 554 - You've got to be crazy to come here! - - - 555 - Now, you've got my attention! - - - 556 - You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - - - 557 - You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - - - 558 - Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... - - - 559 - Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! - - - 560 - How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! - - - 561 - You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? - - - 562 - Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... - - - 563 - Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! - - - 564 - Is that your best? - - - 565 - It's official: YOU SUCK! - - - 566 - You cannot hurt me! - - - 567 - Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? - - - 568 - I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! - - - 569 - Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! - - - 570 - Are you trying to piss me off? - - - 571 - Do you want to hurt me on purpose? - - - 572 - Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! - - - 573 - I'm going to beat the crap out of you! - - - 574 - If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! - - - 575 - That's it, you're fucking dead! - - - 576 - I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! - - - 577 - Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! - - - 578 - God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. - - - 579 - The army... I should have known better! - - - 580 - Coming here... What was I thinking? - - - 581 - I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. - - - 582 - No weapons! No friends! No hope! - - - 583 - If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... - - - 584 - HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! - - - 585 - Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! - - - 586 - Gee, whales can fight? - - - 587 - Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! - - - 588 - This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! - - - 589 - How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! - - - 590 - Over here, you morons! - - - 591 - Go to hell, Hellar! - - - 592 - Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? - - - 593 - It must be this time of the month! - - - 594 - Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! - - - 595 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 596 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 597 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 598 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 599 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 600 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 601 - Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - - - 602 - Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - - - 603 - Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! - - - 604 - Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - - - 605 - Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - - - 606 - OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! - - - 607 - Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. - - - 608 - Trust me. I'm a professional! - - - 609 - You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... - - - 610 - Nice boobs! Are these real? - - - 611 - You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? - - - 612 - Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. - - - 613 - Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! - - - 614 - You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! - - - 615 - I see you and now I can see through you! - - - 616 - Little enemies... little wounds! - - - 617 - I really hate needless violence. - - - 618 - Wow, you're even dumber than you look. - - - 619 - You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! - - - 620 - Were your parents siblings? - - - 621 - Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? - - - 622 - I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! - - - 623 - Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? - - - 624 - Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! - - - 625 - Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! - - - 626 - Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! - - - 627 - Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? - - - 628 - As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? - - - 629 - You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! - - - 630 - Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! - - - 631 - You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! - - - 632 - Guys, don't shoot the cushions! - - - 633 - It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! - - - 634 - How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - - - 635 - How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - - - 636 - Are you tryin' to make me look good? - - - 637 - Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! - - - 638 - Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! - - - 639 - Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? - - - 640 - Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? - - - 641 - Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - - - 642 - Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - - - 643 - Idiots! Idiots everywhere! - - - 644 - You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. - - - 645 - I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. - - - 646 - How's that karma tasting? Not so good? - - - 647 - Do you always take yourself so seriously? - - - 648 - Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. - - - 649 - Go bore someone else with your existence. - - - 650 - When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! - - - 651 - Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - - - 652 - Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - - - 653 - Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! - - - 654 - Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! - - - 655 - Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! - - - 656 - I'm scared to death! - - - 657 - Gee, that gave me goose bumps! - - - 658 - Speak of the devil! - - - 659 - Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! - - - 660 - OK, that was the last straw! - - - 661 - If I throw a stick, will you go away? - - - 662 - How can I miss you if you won't go away? - - - 663 - Hold my beer and watch this! - - - 664 - Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! - - - 665 - Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! - - - 666 - Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - - - 667 - Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - - - 668 - I thought your purpose was to die! - - - 669 - Hey, dickless! Over here! - - - 670 - Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? - - - 671 - Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! - - - 672 - Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? - - - 673 - Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? - - - 674 - Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? - - - 675 - Did your parents have any children that lived? - - - 676 - You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! - - - 677 - Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. - - - 678 - Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! - - - 679 - If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! - - - 680 - That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! - - - 681 - What? Hello? I can't hear anything! - - - 682 - Argh! My ears are bleeding! - - - 683 - What's this ringing? - - - 684 - Huh? It's all silent... - - - 685 - Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? - - - 686 - Fuck, my eyeballs! - - - 687 - I can't see shit! - - - 688 - Who turned off the light?! - - - 689 - Oh, my eyes! - - - 690 - Oh God, I'm blind! - - - 691 - Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! - - - 692 - Somebody help me! I can't see! - - - 693 - You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! - - - 694 - My eyes are on fire! - - - 695 - Cover me, I'm reloading! - - - 696 - I'm out, reloading! - - - 697 - I'm out, reloading! - - - 698 - Gotta reload! - - - 699 - Reloading! - - - 700 - I'm all out! - - - 701 - I'm running dry over here! - - - 702 - Need more ammo! - - - 703 - I'm out of bullets! - - - 704 - I'm leaking! - - - 705 - I'm bleeding! - - - 706 - Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! - - - 707 - Mmmm... blood. - - - 708 - I need medical attention! - - - 709 - I'm spilling blood! - - - 710 - I... can't... catch a breath... - - - 711 - My... lungs... - - - 712 - Gas! Oh... - - - 713 - I can't breath! - - - 714 - It burns! - - - 715 - Don't worry, I'll send you some! - - - 716 - I'll show you! - - - 717 - You'll wish you wouldn't ask! - - - 718 - You got it wrong, let me educate you! - - - 719 - Was that a rhetorical question? - - - 720 - Now whose fault is it, if your cocksucker boss buys second hand guns? - - - 721 - And soon so will be you! - - - 722 - The only thing layin' low here, is you bitch! - - - 723 - Yeah right, that's why you're sweating! - - - 724 - Guess again! That wasn't your horoscope! - - - 725 - Advice for today: avoid long travels, new relationships and BULLETS! - - - 726 - Mine said I will kill a lot of people today! I hope it will come true too! - - - 727 - Do people seriously believe in these things? Pathetic. - - - 728 - Tough? I could make that shot with eyes closed. - - - 729 - And that's just the beginning! - - - 730 - He loves you no more! - - - 731 - OK, this one's out. Next! - - - 732 - You'll be sorry for saying that! - - - 733 - Well, now we can play hide and seek! - - - 734 - You're right! It's the whole company here! - - - 735 - No, loser! You should have used the plural! Guys, lot's of guys! - - - 736 - Will see about that... - - - 737 - No, it doesn't, but don't worry, we'll be gentle! - - - 738 - Nice grammar, asshole! - - - 739 - Need supplies, wacko? - - - 740 - Here, I'll give you some! - - - 741 - No, you just suck, that's it! No air involved! - - - 742 - Never got this - why bring a knife to a gun fight? - - - 743 - Funny indeed, we had so much fun with him as a target practice! - - - 744 - I know some jokes too. For example: you're a joke! - - - 745 - Hey man, the gun isn't stupid, you are! - - - 746 - Suits you fine, huh? - - - 747 - Relax! Why make such a fuss? - - - 748 - The only thing you're gonna get is your butt kicked! - - - 749 - Oh yeah? Wait for the next one! - - - 750 - It was just a warning shot! - - - 751 - I'll scratch you to death! - - - 752 - That's not a scratch. It's a fucking canyon! - - - 753 - No. You need to die! - - - 754 - I'll dig you one too with it! - - - 755 - Kiss my ass! - - - 756 - Fireball? What the fuck do you think this is? Street Fighter Alpha 3? - - - 757 - It's OK, I'm here. Follow my voice! - - - 758 - That's what she said! - - - 759 - Please, let it be a close encounter of the sexy kind! - - - 760 - We are here, we are queer... fuck, that sounded wrong! - - - 761 - We are here, we are queer... wait, that came out wrong... oops, this too! - - - 762 - I'm ready any time you are! - - - 763 - Why not? Have you never had a threesome? - - - 764 - Now, now, you're hurting our feelings! - - - 765 - Come on, there's always a room to try something new! - - - 766 - Don't worry, it will be just a "gun bang"! - - - 767 - Guys, she just needs a loaded gun! - - - 768 - Come over here, I'll give you some. - - - 769 - Is that how it's called these days? - - - 770 - I bet that's what you've said the first time too! - - - 771 - What did you just say? Wolf? We've got plenty of them... - - - 772 - Oh, now I'm getting jelous. - - - 773 - I can help you to deal with the grief, if you want! - - - 774 - We've got plenty of bears too... Hans, come over here! - - - 775 - Where? Where? - - - 776 - Maybe I could help you with that? - - - 777 - You need to empty the chamber... - - - 778 - But that's nothing new for you, eh? - - - 779 - Damn, that doesn't even deserve a witty response! - - - 780 - Are you even listening what you're saying? - - - 781 - Oh, I'll give you one! Just you wait! - - - 782 - You should consider changing your masseur. I volunteer! - - - 783 - Yeah, I bet you did. God. - - - 784 - Oooh. Not today! - - - 785 - No! - - - 786 - Anything for you, princess. - - - 787 - I work this way on women. - - - 788 - Are you doing this on purpose? - - - 789 - Pffft. - - - 790 - Pffft. - - - 791 - I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that. - - - 792 - Hold on! 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(320 letters) - - - 1 - Sucker! - - - 2 - Suck on this! - - - 3 - Say hello to my lil' friend! - - - 4 - Come get some! - - - 5 - You're mine! - - - 6 - Die! - - - 7 - You scared, motherfucker? - - - 8 - This gonna hurt! - - - 9 - Eat shit and die! - - - 10 - Send me a postcard from HELL! - - - 11 - Come to daddy! - - - 12 - Come to momma! - - - 13 - I'll chop your balls off! - - - 14 - You'll be six feet under in no time! - - - 15 - Gonna send ya home in a pine box, loser! - - - 16 - Hey, wanna play? - - - 17 - Hey, gimme that! - - - 18 - Nice toy! - - - 19 - You should have stayed home, bitch! - - - 20 - You should have stayed home, fucker! - - - 21 - Die, vermin! - - - 22 - Feeling scared? - - - 23 - Dance for me! - - - 24 - How fun! - - - 25 - Dakka-dakka-dakka! - - - 26 - Guns don't kill people, I do! - - - 27 - I'm the best! - - - 28 - Kneel before me, loser! - - - 29 - Come on! I don't got all day! - - - 30 - Eat lead! - - - 31 - I'm better than you! - - - 32 - You fucked with the wrong man! - - - 33 - You fucked with the wrong woman! - - - 34 - Stop wasting my time! - - - 35 - You deserve it! - - - 36 - Yeah! - - - 37 - That's right! - - - 38 - You're dead. - - - 39 - How ya like it? - - - 40 - You had it coming! - - - 41 - Why, hello there! - - - 42 - Say "cheese"! - - - 43 - Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! - - - 44 - Could you just please die? - - - 45 - Garbage day! - - - 46 - Barbecue time! - - - 47 - Suck it down! - - - 48 - Bam! - - - 49 - Kaboom! - - - 50 - Dodge this! - - - 51 - I like it! - - - 52 - Hahaha! - - - 53 - Die in fire, bitch! - - - 54 - Die in fire, son-of-a-bitch! - - - 55 - Say your prayers! - - - 56 - Hell yeah! - - - 57 - There's no kill like overkill! - - - 58 - My gun's bigger than yours! - - - 59 - I got a present for ya! - - - 60 - Watch and learn. - - - 61 - Special delivery! - - - 62 - You should see your face now! - - - 63 - Didn't see THAT coming, ha? - - - 64 - Check mate! - - - 65 - I always wanted to do this. - - - 66 - Peace through power! - - - 67 - This job ain't that bad. - - - 68 - Now I remember why I joined army! - - - 69 - Ooh, somebody stop me! - - - 70 - You're welcome! - - - 71 - There goes the neighborhood! - - - 72 - Denied! - - - 73 - Gonna scalp ya, sucker! - - - 74 - Come to papa. - - - 75 - Show me your guts! - - - 76 - I'll rip you to pieces! - - - 77 - Motherfucker! - - - 78 - I can smell your fear! - - - 79 - I'll bash your skull in! - - - 80 - I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! - - - 81 - Chaaarge! - - - 82 - Guns are for pussies! - - - 83 - Your ass is mine! - - - 84 - I'll rip you fucking legs out of your ass! - - - 85 - Welcome to world of pain. I'll be your guide! - - - 86 - I'll slice ya up like a mango! - - - 87 - Heads are gonna roll! - - - 88 - Closing in! - - - 89 - Ready or not, here I come! - - - 90 - It's time to get personal! - - - 91 - Stop me if you can! - - - 92 - You and me! No rules! Come on, coward! - - - 93 - You don't leave me a choice! - - - 94 - I'll kill you! - - - 95 - Who needs guns anyway? - - - 96 - I'll stab you until you say "ouch, I'm dead"! - - - 97 - How 'bout a facelift? - - - 98 - It's Christmas! And you've been VERY naughty! - - - 99 - I warn you! I watched "Enter the Dragon" TWICE! - - - 100 - Hugs! - - - 101 - I promise it won't hurt... much. - - - 102 - Tag! - - - 103 - Shit, I can't believe I'm doing this! - - - 104 - Catch! - - - 105 - Here ya go! - - - 106 - Pop goes the weasel. - - - 107 - This one's for you. - - - 108 - Muahaha! - - - 109 - Catch this, swine! - - - 110 - Choke on this! - - - 111 - Snack on that! - - - 112 - How 'bout some acupuncture? - - - 113 - Bullseye! - - - 114 - Here's a token of my gratitude! - - - 115 - Do you like shiny things? - - - 116 - Here, keep it! - - - 117 - No returns! - - - 118 - Incoming! - - - 119 - Take cover! - - - 120 - Grenade! - - - 121 - Have more where it came from! - - - 122 - Fire in the hole! - - - 123 - Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! - 1 - - - 124 - Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. - 1 - - - 125 - Can someone check out these noises? - 1 - 1 - - - 126 - Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. - 1 - 1 - - - 127 - Let me guess, another false alarm. - 1 - 1 - - - 128 - They're here! - 1 - - - 129 - Now the fun can start! - - - 130 - I've waited for this looong time. - - - 131 - Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! - - - 132 - They have no idea what they are in for... - - - 133 - Everyone get ready! - - - 134 - Killing time! - - - 135 - I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! - - - 136 - Finally! Some carnage! - - - 137 - Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! - - - 138 - Finally, my training will pay off. - - - 139 - Everybody, wake up! - - - 140 - Time to earn my paycheck... - - - 141 - Now I'll be able to prove myself. - - - 142 - We have tactical advantage! - - - 143 - Maybe I'll get a medal! - - - 144 - We're under attack! - - - 145 - Oh, ain't that just great? - - - 146 - Can't guy get a nap around here? - - - 147 - Enemy attack. That's something new. - - - 148 - Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. - - - 149 - I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. - - - 150 - Fantastic. - - - 151 - "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. - - - 152 - Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! - - - 153 - Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. - - - 154 - Take positions! - - - 155 - I hoped this would never happen... - - - 156 - Fire at will! - - - 157 - It was bound to happen eventually. - - - 158 - I heard that! - - - 159 - Who's there? - - - 160 - What was that? - - - 161 - Hey! What the... - - - 162 - Show yourself! - - - 163 - I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! - - - 164 - What the hell was that? - - - 165 - I'm not deaf, you know? - - - 166 - Hey! - - - 167 - Come out, coward! - - - 168 - Hey! Who's making all that racket? - - - 169 - Just show yourself, wherever you are! - - - 170 - Hey! I've heard something suspicious! - - - 171 - Anybody there? - - - 172 - Shoulda check it out. - - - 173 - Is someone being clever? - - - 174 - Strange noises... - - - 175 - Can someone else check it out, please? - - - 176 - It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! - - - 177 - Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. - - - 178 - Da'ffff...! - - - 179 - Big mistake! - - - 180 - Holy crap! - - - 181 - Enemy! - - - 182 - Enemy!!! - - - 183 - Alert! Alert! - - - 184 - There is one! - - - 185 - Intruders! - - - 186 - We've got company! - - - 187 - Prepare to suffer! - - - 188 - Holy shit! - - - 189 - Oh, hi. - - - 190 - I spy with my little eye! - - - 191 - I have a sigthing! - - - 192 - Enemy forces! - - - 193 - Enemy detected! - - - 194 - Enemy over here! - - - 195 - We're in some real shit... - - - 196 - It was all part of my plan! - - - 197 - I've had enough! - - - 198 - Oh my God! - - - 199 - They ain't paying us enough for this shit... - - - 200 - When did things go so wrong? - - - 201 - I'll be back! With friends! - - - 202 - You'll pay for that... the other day! - - - 203 - You're not playing fair! - - - 204 - Don't think you I will forgive ya! - - - 205 - Mommy! - - - 206 - I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! - - - 207 - I'll leave you alive... for now. - - - 208 - Enough is enough! - - - 209 - Screw this! I'm outta here! - - - 210 - Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! - - - 211 - Tactical retreat! - - - 212 - I've seen enough. - - - 213 - Nope, nope, nope. - - - 214 - Run to the hills! - - - 215 - Let's call it a draw. - - - 216 - They said "join the army". Not for this shit! - - - 217 - I regret nothing! - - - 218 - Game over, man! - - - 219 - Let's be friends! - - - 220 - Party's over! - - - 221 - Violence is not an answer! - - - 222 - I'm too beautiful to die! - - - 223 - Screw you guys, I'm going home! - - - 224 - Make love, not war! - - - 225 - I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! - - - 226 - Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! - - - 227 - Aaaggh! - - - 228 - I see red... - - - 229 - Damn, I'm barely conscious. - - - 230 - Ugh! - - - 231 - This... hurts! - - - 232 - You will regret... uhh... this. - - - 233 - Crap! - - - 234 - What the...! - - - 235 - Ouch! - - - 236 - You fuck! - - - 237 - Oh, you piece of shit! - - - 238 - Fuck, you'll pay for that! - - - 239 - You fucked with the wrong guy! - - - 240 - Now you have... pissed me off. - - - 241 - It was nothing! - - - 242 - I'm still here! - - - 243 - Didn't feel a thing! - - - 244 - Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! - - - 245 - Pain is just an illusion! - - - 246 - Who do you think you are? - - - 247 - Oh, come on! - - - 248 - Why me?! - - - 249 - This hurts you more then it hurts me. - - - 250 - I'm allergic to pain! - - - 251 - Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! - - - 252 - I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! - - - 253 - Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! - - - 254 - Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! - - - 255 - Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! - - - 256 - Much Dust, Many Bullets! - - - 257 - Get back on your Honda, and travel away! - - - 258 - Forgive me, for I have sinned! - - - 259 - Where's your God now?! - - - 260 - Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! - - - 261 - Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! - - - 262 - Now that's an easy target! - - - 263 - Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... - - - 264 - I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! - - - 265 - Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! - - - 266 - Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! - - - 267 - Who's that psycho chick? - - - 268 - Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? - - - 269 - Marry me! - - - 270 - Pathetic! - - - 271 - Try again, I dare ya. - - - 272 - Don't make me go over there! - - - 273 - You've just made a big mistake! - - - 274 - I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! - - - 275 - You'll regret missing! - - - 276 - Who were you shootin' at? - - - 277 - Who learned you to shoot? - - - 278 - You'll pay for that! - - - 279 - Son of a bitch! - - - 280 - You suck! - - - 281 - Lame! - - - 282 - Are you even trying? - - - 283 - Ha, you wish! - - - 284 - Learn how to shoot, rookie! - - - 285 - In your dream! - - - 286 - I'm not impressed! - - - 287 - That ain't gonna happen. - - - 288 - Booooo! - - - 289 - Children shouldn't play with guns! - - - 290 - Nice try! - - - 291 - My grandma's a better shot! - - - 292 - That shot was bad and you should feel bad! - - - 293 - Close enough. - - - 294 - Can't touch this! - - - 295 - Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. - - - 296 - Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! - - - 297 - Was close. - - - 298 - Try harder! - - - 299 - Whew! - - - 300 - Hell no! - - - 301 - Maybe next time! - - - 302 - Not today! - - - 303 - Close, but no cigar. - - - 304 - That woke me up. - - - 305 - You son of a bitch! - - - 306 - I will destroy you! - - - 307 - Dead or alive, you're coming with me. - - - 308 - I kick ass for the queen! - - - 309 - I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! - - - 310 - Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! - - - 311 - Is that the best you can do? - - - 312 - Your life is over, asshole! - - - 313 - Very pretty, but can you fight? - - - 314 - Howdy, pardner! - - - 315 - I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - - - 316 - Viva la revolution! - - - 317 - Keep a place in hell for your queen! - - - 318 - Your move, creep! - - - 319 - Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - - - 320 - Shit, shit, shit... - - - 321 - We're all gonna die. - - - 322 - God help me. - - - 323 - We're in some real pretty shit now! - - - 324 - It is no dream! This is really happening! - - - 325 - Goddamnit. - - - 326 - I got a bad feeling on this one. - - - 327 - It's a goddamn commando squad! - - - 328 - Why this shit always happens to me!? - - - 329 - I can't deal with this anymore - - - 330 - What the hell am I going to do now? - - - 331 - I should get the hell out of here! - - - 332 - Oh no, how could this happen? - - - 333 - I will not fight those bastards alone! - - - 334 - Where is the goddamn cavalry? - - - 335 - I am outta here. - - - 336 - Doctor is in! - - - 337 - Operation succesful! - - - 338 - I'll carve ya up like a chicken! - - - 339 - Bleed for me! - - - 340 - I can't believe they're paying me for that! - - - 341 - You taste like chicken! - - - 342 - You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! - - - 343 - Chop chop chop! - - - 344 - Fresh meat! - - - 345 - I'll drink your blood! - - - 346 - I'll gut you like a fish! - - - 347 - Let's see what's inside this pinata! - - - 348 - When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! - - - 349 - You could use some shave! - - - 350 - Don't worry, it's disinfected! - - - 351 - Show me what you've got! - - - 352 - Time for harakiri, asshole! - - - 353 - Hey, you've got untied shoelace! - - - 354 - There's a mustard on your shirt! - - - 355 - Mmmmmincemeat! - - - 356 - Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! - - - 357 - I'll break your every single bone! - - - 358 - Need a nose job? - - - 359 - Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! - - - 360 - See? Girls can fight too! - - - 361 - Girls power! - - - 362 - Aaand you're dead. - - - 363 - Next! - - - 364 - That's just a beginning, fuckers! - - - 365 - Time to loot a corpse, I guess. - - - 366 - Nice job getting yourself killed. - - - 367 - You OK? You look kinda... dead! - - - 368 - Another one to my collection. - - - 369 - You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. - - - 370 - That door revolved one time too many... - - - 371 - Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. - - - 372 - Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. - - - 373 - I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! - - - 374 - I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! - - - 375 - I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! - - - 376 - Pathetic. - - - 377 - Amateur. - - - 378 - Let this be a lesson for all of you! - - - 379 - You asked for it. - - - 380 - Your luck ran out. - - - 381 - Time to pay the piper! - - - 382 - Someone, go check his pulse. - - - 383 - Someone, go check her pulse. - - - 384 - Adios! - - - 385 - Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... - - - 386 - Serves you right, you slut! - - - 387 - In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. - - - 388 - Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. - - - 389 - Goodnight sweet prince. - - - 390 - OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. - - - 391 - OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. - - - 392 - Diagnosis: negative! - - - 393 - It didn't have end up like this.! - - - 394 - I think I'll skip a lunch today. - - - 395 - Hahaha! Fucking awesome! - - - 396 - Fuck yeah! I love this job! - - - 397 - It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. - - - 398 - Boom, head shot! - - - 399 - Wow! - - - 400 - Mind blown! - - - 401 - I wasn't even trying. - - - 402 - Did somebody take a picture? - - - 403 - Pop goes the zit! - - - 404 - I warned you about mexican food! - - - 405 - What can I say, I'm a better draw. - - - 406 - I'm gonna miss your cinematography... - - - 407 - Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - - - 408 - Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! - - - 409 - No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! - - - 410 - Next time try shooting with open eyes! - - - 411 - Stop shaking! I can't hit you! - - - 412 - Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! - - - 413 - And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! - - - 414 - Couple? We're not married! - - - 415 - I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! - - - 416 - PX? What the fuck does it even mean? - - - 417 - No shit, Sherlock! - - - 418 - It will be one-way trip for you! - - - 419 - Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! - - - 420 - Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! - - - 421 - What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! - - - 422 - Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! - - - 423 - I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! - - - 424 - Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. - - - 425 - So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. - - - 426 - Indeed I do! - - - 427 - You know there's no such animal, right? - - - 428 - Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! - - - 429 - Trouble is my second name! - - - 430 - Like a bulldog! - - - 431 - You should be! - - - 432 - Your wish is my order! - - - 433 - Nobody ever does. - - - 434 - Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. - - - 435 - Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! - - - 436 - No, thank you! - - - 437 - Will see who's about to teach whom! - - - 438 - You're right! - - - 439 - You don't deserve a chance! - - - 440 - Horoscopes lie! - - - 441 - Ding dong! - - - 442 - It's still not too late! - - - 443 - We'll check ourselves! - - - 444 - Need bubbles, sir? - - - 445 - Did you just call me an ass!? - - - 446 - Whatever. - - - 447 - I didn't understand a single word! - - - 448 - It will only get closer! - - - 449 - I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. - - - 450 - You're the disease and I'm the cure. - - - 451 - I'm gonna blow your head off! - - - 452 - Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! - - - 453 - I eat Green Berets for breakfast! - - - 454 - You cowboys are finished! - - - 455 - Take this, you maggot! - - - 456 - I'm going to cut out your living guts! - - - 457 - Long live the queen! - - - 458 - Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! - - - 459 - Don't make me angry! - - - 460 - I must break you! - - - 461 - This is for the Queen! - - - 462 - The Queen says: Die! - - - 463 - Dying ain't much of a living, boy! - - - 464 - Dying ain't much of a living, girl! - - - 465 - Is that the best you can do? - - - 466 - Your life is over, asshole! - - - 467 - Very pretty, but can you fight? - - - 468 - Howdy, pardner! - - - 469 - I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - - - 470 - Viva la revolution! - - - 471 - Your move, creep! - - - 472 - Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - - - 473 - It's about to turn into full tournee! - - - 474 - "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? - - - 475 - As you wish! - - - 476 - Hey! I'm a lady! - - - 477 - I'll dig you one! Six feet under! - - - 478 - I guess there's no more room in hell... - - - 479 - Is this some kind of a joke? - - - 480 - They're coming to get us! - - - 481 - Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! - - - 482 - Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... - - - 483 - Really? I mean.. c'mon! - - - 484 - That's just fucked up! - - - 485 - What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? - - - 486 - Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! - - - 487 - I'll send you back to hell! - - - 488 - We'll need more paramedics! - - - 489 - Oh shit! It can smell my brain! - - - 490 - It's not zombie! He's infected! - - - 491 - Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... - - - 492 - It's alive! - - - 493 - Maybe it's friendly. - - - 494 - It's alive... ish. - - - 495 - Nothing's ever real until it's real. - - - 496 - They live! - - - 497 - There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... - - - 498 - I will not negotiate with undead! - - - 499 - So there IS a life after death! - - - 500 - Don't use the Z word! - - - 501 - Holy shit. Plot twist! - - - 502 - Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. - - - 503 - That's it, no more drugs for me. - - - 504 - I knew that movie was based on a true story! - - - 505 - You're one spooky motherfucker, man. - - - 506 - Oooh. Zombies. How original. - - - 507 - Zombie over here! - - - 508 - Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! - - - 509 - Undead! - - - 510 - This is a bad dream! - - - 511 - Blasphemy! - - - 512 - Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! - - - 513 - At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. - - - 514 - I'm scared to pieces! - - - 515 - It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. - - - 516 - It could be worse. They could be nazi! - - - 517 - Where's my lawnmower when I need it? - - - 518 - It's againt the nature, you freak! - - - 519 - Dead should stay dead. - - - 520 - Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. - - - 521 - No! I don't want to become one of you! - - - 522 - Stay away from my precious gray matter! - - - 523 - Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! - - - 524 - Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! - - - 525 - They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! - - - 526 - Not my face! My beautiful face! - - - 527 - The PAIN! - - - 528 - Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! - - - 529 - Does it hurt to be dead? - - - 530 - And stay dead! This time! - - - 531 - You're dead... again. - - - 532 - Rest in pieces! - - - 533 - If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. - - - 534 - Stay down! - - - 535 - Get back where you came from! - - - 536 - Zed is dead. - - - 537 - Yeah! See ya! - - - 538 - Punish! - - - 539 - Bingo! - - - 540 - I think you'll enjoy this. - - - 541 - I'll squash you like a bug! - - - 542 - Here comes Johnny! - - - 543 - Somebody call an ambulance! - - - 544 - My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! - - - 545 - Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! - - - 546 - OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! - - - 547 - Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! - - - 548 - Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? - - - 549 - Look what you've made me do... - - - 550 - Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! - - - 551 - Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! - - - 552 - Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! - - - 553 - Look who's come to the picnic! - - - 554 - You've got to be crazy to come here! - - - 555 - Now, you've got my attention! - - - 556 - You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - - - 557 - You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - - - 558 - Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... - - - 559 - Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! - - - 560 - How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! - - - 561 - You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? - - - 562 - Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... - - - 563 - Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! - - - 564 - Is that your best? - - - 565 - It's official: YOU SUCK! - - - 566 - You cannot hurt me! - - - 567 - Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? - - - 568 - I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! - - - 569 - Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! - - - 570 - Are you trying to piss me off? - - - 571 - Do you want to hurt me on purpose? - - - 572 - Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! - - - 573 - I'm going to beat the crap out of you! - - - 574 - If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! - - - 575 - That's it, you're fucking dead! - - - 576 - I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! - - - 577 - Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! - - - 578 - God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. - - - 579 - The army... I should have known better! - - - 580 - Coming here... What was I thinking? - - - 581 - I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. - - - 582 - No weapons! No friends! No hope! - - - 583 - If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... - - - 584 - HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! - - - 585 - Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! - - - 586 - Gee, whales can fight? - - - 587 - Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! - - - 588 - This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! - - - 589 - How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! - - - 590 - Over here, you morons! - - - 591 - Go to hell, Hellar! - - - 592 - Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? - - - 593 - It must be this time of the month! - - - 594 - Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! - - - 595 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 596 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 597 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 598 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 599 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 600 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 601 - Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - - - 602 - Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - - - 603 - Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! - - - 604 - Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - - - 605 - Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - - - 606 - OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! - - - 607 - Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. - - - 608 - Trust me. I'm a professional! - - - 609 - You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... - - - 610 - Nice boobs! Are these real? - - - 611 - You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? - - - 612 - Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. - - - 613 - Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! - - - 614 - You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! - - - 615 - I see you and now I can see through you! - - - 616 - Little enemies... little wounds! - - - 617 - I really hate needless violence. - - - 618 - Wow, you're even dumber than you look. - - - 619 - You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! - - - 620 - Were your parents siblings? - - - 621 - Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? - - - 622 - I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! - - - 623 - Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? - - - 624 - Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! - - - 625 - Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! - - - 626 - Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! - - - 627 - Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? - - - 628 - As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? - - - 629 - You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! - - - 630 - Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! - - - 631 - You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! - - - 632 - Guys, don't shoot the cushions! - - - 633 - It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! - - - 634 - How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - - - 635 - How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - - - 636 - Are you tryin' to make me look good? - - - 637 - Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! - - - 638 - Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! - - - 639 - Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? - - - 640 - Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? - - - 641 - Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - - - 642 - Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - - - 643 - Idiots! Idiots everywhere! - - - 644 - You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. - - - 645 - I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. - - - 646 - How's that karma tasting? Not so good? - - - 647 - Do you always take yourself so seriously? - - - 648 - Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. - - - 649 - Go bore someone else with your existence. - - - 650 - When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! - - - 651 - Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - - - 652 - Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - - - 653 - Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! - - - 654 - Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! - - - 655 - Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! - - - 656 - I'm scared to death! - - - 657 - Gee, that gave me goose bumps! - - - 658 - Speak of the devil! - - - 659 - Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! - - - 660 - OK, that was the last straw! - - - 661 - If I throw a stick, will you go away? - - - 662 - How can I miss you if you won't go away? - - - 663 - Hold my beer and watch this! - - - 664 - Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! - - - 665 - Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! - - - 666 - Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - - - 667 - Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - - - 668 - I thought your purpose was to die! - - - 669 - Hey, dickless! Over here! - - - 670 - Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? - - - 671 - Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! - - - 672 - Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? - - - 673 - Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? - - - 674 - Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? - - - 675 - Did your parents have any children that lived? - - - 676 - You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! - - - 677 - Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. - - - 678 - Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! - - - 679 - If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! - - - 680 - That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! - - - 681 - What? Hello? I can't hear anything! - - - 682 - Argh! My ears are bleeding! - - - 683 - What's this ringing? - - - 684 - Huh? It's all silent... - - - 685 - Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? - - - 686 - Fuck, my eyeballs! - - - 687 - I can't see shit! - - - 688 - Who turned off the light?! - - - 689 - Oh, my eyes! - - - 690 - Oh God, I'm blind! - - - 691 - Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! - - - 692 - Somebody help me! I can't see! - - - 693 - You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! - - - 694 - My eyes are on fire! - - - 695 - Cover me, I'm reloading! - - - 696 - I'm out, reloading! - - - 697 - I'm out, reloading! - - - 698 - Gotta reload! - - - 699 - Reloading! - - - 700 - I'm all out! - - - 701 - I'm running dry over here! - - - 702 - Need more ammo! - - - 703 - I'm out of bullets! - - - 704 - I'm leaking! - - - 705 - I'm bleeding! - - - 706 - Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! - - - 707 - Mmmm... blood. - - - 708 - I need medical attention! - - - 709 - I'm spilling blood! - - - 710 - I... can't... catch a breath... - - - 711 - My... lungs... - - - 712 - Gas! Oh... - - - 713 - I can't breath! - - - 714 - It burns! - - - 715 - Don't worry, I'll send you some! - - - 716 - I'll show you! - - - 717 - You'll wish you wouldn't ask! - - - 718 - You got it wrong, let me educate you! - - - 719 - Was that a rhetorical question? - - - 720 - Now whose fault is it, if your cocksucker boss buys second hand guns? - - - 721 - And soon so will be you! - - - 722 - The only thing layin' low here, is you bitch! - - - 723 - Yeah right, that's why you're sweating! - - - 724 - Guess again! That wasn't your horoscope! - - - 725 - Advice for today: avoid long travels, new relationships and BULLETS! - - - 726 - Mine said I will kill a lot of people today! I hope it will come true too! - - - 727 - Do people seriously believe in these things? Pathetic. - - - 728 - Tough? I could make that shot with eyes closed. - - - 729 - And that's just the beginning! - - - 730 - He loves you no more! - - - 731 - OK, this one's out. Next! - - - 732 - You'll be sorry for saying that! - - - 733 - Well, now we can play hide and seek! - - - 734 - You're right! It's the whole company here! - - - 735 - No, loser! You should have used the plural! Guys, lot's of guys! - - - 736 - Will see about that... - - - 737 - No, it doesn't, but don't worry, we'll be gentle! - - - 738 - Nice grammar, asshole! - - - 739 - Need supplies, wacko? - - - 740 - Here, I'll give you some! - - - 741 - No, you just suck, that's it! No air involved! - - - 742 - Never got this - why bring a knife to a gun fight? - - - 743 - Funny indeed, we had so much fun with him as a target practice! - - - 744 - I know some jokes too. For example: you're a joke! - - - 745 - Hey man, the gun isn't stupid, you are! - - - 746 - Suits you fine, huh? - - - 747 - Relax! Why make such a fuss? - - - 748 - The only thing you're gonna get is your butt kicked! - - - 749 - Oh yeah? Wait for the next one! - - - 750 - It was just a warning shot! - - - 751 - I'll scratch you to death! - - - 752 - That's not a scratch. It's a fucking canyon! - - - 753 - No. You need to die! - - - 754 - I'll dig you one too with it! - - - 755 - Kiss my ass! - - - 756 - Fireball? What the fuck do you think this is? Street Fighter Alpha 3? - - - 757 - It's OK, I'm here. Follow my voice! - - - 758 - That's what she said! - - - 759 - Please, let it be a close encounter of the sexy kind! - - - 760 - We are here, we are queer... fuck, that sounded wrong! - - - 761 - We are here, we are queer... wait, that came out wrong... oops, this too! - - - 762 - I'm ready any time you are! - - - 763 - Why not? Have you never had a threesome? - - - 764 - Now, now, you're hurting our feelings! - - - 765 - Come on, there's always a room to try something new! - - - 766 - Don't worry, it will be just a "gun bang"! - - - 767 - Guys, she just needs a loaded gun! - - - 768 - Come over here, I'll give you some. - - - 769 - Is that how it's called these days? - - - 770 - I bet that's what you've said the first time too! - - - 771 - What did you just say? Wolf? We've got plenty of them... - - - 772 - Oh, now I'm getting jelous. - - - 773 - I can help you to deal with the grief, if you want! - - - 774 - We've got plenty of bears too... Hans, come over here! - - - 775 - Where? Where? - - - 776 - Maybe I could help you with that? - - - 777 - You need to empty the chamber... - - - 778 - But that's nothing new for you, eh? - - - 779 - Damn, that doesn't even deserve a witty response! - - - 780 - Are you even listening what you're saying? - - - 781 - Oh, I'll give you one! Just you wait! - - - 782 - You should consider changing your masseur. I volunteer! - - - 783 - Yeah, I bet you did. God. - - - 784 - Oooh. Not today! - - - 785 - No! - - - 786 - Anything for you, princess. - - - 787 - I work this way on women. - - - 788 - Are you doing this on purpose? - - - 789 - Pffft. - - - 790 - Pffft. - - - 791 - I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that. - - - 792 - Hold on! I'll just drop my clothes, get my rescue tube and I'm coming to save you! - - \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir-languages/Taiwanese_Version/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/Taiwanese.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/Taiwanese_Version/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/Taiwanese.EnemyTaunts.xml index b97258e5d..96eb91451 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/Taiwanese_Version/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/Taiwanese.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/Taiwanese_Version/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/Taiwanese.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1,3184 +1,189 @@ - 0 + 0 Taunt! (320 letters) - - - 1 - Sucker! - - - 2 - Suck on this! - - - 3 - Say hello to my lil' friend! - - - 4 - Come get some! - - - 5 - You're mine! - - - 6 - Die! - - - 7 - You scared, motherfucker? - - - 8 - This gonna hurt! - - - 9 - Eat shit and die! - - - 10 - Send me a postcard from HELL! - - - 11 - Come to daddy! - - - 12 - Come to momma! - - - 13 - I'll chop your balls off! - - - 14 - You'll be six feet under in no time! - - - 15 - Gonna send ya home in a pine box, loser! - - - 16 - Hey, wanna play? - - - 17 - Hey, gimme that! - - - 18 - Nice toy! - - - 19 - You should have stayed home, bitch! - - - 20 - You should have stayed home, fucker! - - - 21 - Die, vermin! - - - 22 - Feeling scared? - - - 23 - Dance for me! - - - 24 - How fun! - - - 25 - Dakka-dakka-dakka! - - - 26 - Guns don't kill people, I do! - - - 27 - I'm the best! - - - 28 - Kneel before me, loser! - - - 29 - Come on! I don't got all day! - - - 30 - Eat lead! - - - 31 - I'm better than you! - - - 32 - You fucked with the wrong man! - - - 33 - You fucked with the wrong woman! - - - 34 - Stop wasting my time! - - - 35 - You deserve it! - - - 36 - Yeah! - - - 37 - That's right! - - - 38 - You're dead. - - - 39 - How ya like it? - - - 40 - You had it coming! - - - 41 - Why, hello there! - - - 42 - Say "cheese"! - - - 43 - Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! - - - 44 - Could you just please die? - - - 45 - Garbage day! - - - 46 - Barbecue time! - - - 47 - Suck it down! - - - 48 - Bam! - - - 49 - Kaboom! - - - 50 - Dodge this! - - - 51 - I like it! - - - 52 - Hahaha! - - - 53 - Die in fire, bitch! - - - 54 - Die in fire, son-of-a-bitch! - - - 55 - Say your prayers! - - - 56 - Hell yeah! - - - 57 - There's no kill like overkill! - - - 58 - My gun's bigger than yours! - - - 59 - I got a present for ya! - - - 60 - Watch and learn. - - - 61 - Special delivery! - - - 62 - You should see your face now! - - - 63 - Didn't see THAT coming, ha? - - - 64 - Check mate! - - - 65 - I always wanted to do this. - - - 66 - Peace through power! - - - 67 - This job ain't that bad. - - - 68 - Now I remember why I joined army! - - - 69 - Ooh, somebody stop me! - - - 70 - You're welcome! - - - 71 - There goes the neighborhood! - - - 72 - Denied! - - - 73 - Gonna scalp ya, sucker! - - - 74 - Come to papa. - - - 75 - Show me your guts! - - - 76 - I'll rip you to pieces! - - - 77 - Motherfucker! - - - 78 - I can smell your fear! - - - 79 - I'll bash your skull in! - - - 80 - I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! - - - 81 - Chaaarge! - - - 82 - Guns are for pussies! - - - 83 - Your ass is mine! - - - 84 - I'll rip you fucking legs out of your ass! - - - 85 - Welcome to world of pain. I'll be your guide! - - - 86 - I'll slice ya up like a mango! - - - 87 - Heads are gonna roll! - - - 88 - Closing in! - - - 89 - Ready or not, here I come! - - - 90 - It's time to get personal! - - - 91 - Stop me if you can! - - - 92 - You and me! No rules! Come on, coward! - - - 93 - You don't leave me a choice! - - - 94 - I'll kill you! - - - 95 - Who needs guns anyway? - - - 96 - I'll stab you until you say "ouch, I'm dead"! - - - 97 - How 'bout a facelift? - - - 98 - It's Christmas! And you've been VERY naughty! - - - 99 - I warn you! I watched "Enter the Dragon" TWICE! - - - 100 - Hugs! - - - 101 - I promise it won't hurt... much. - - - 102 - Tag! - - - 103 - Shit, I can't believe I'm doing this! - - - 104 - Catch! - - - 105 - Here ya go! - - - 106 - Pop goes the weasel. - - - 107 - This one's for you. - - - 108 - Muahaha! - - - 109 - Catch this, swine! - - - 110 - Choke on this! - - - 111 - Snack on that! - - - 112 - How 'bout some acupuncture? - - - 113 - Bullseye! - - - 114 - Here's a token of my gratitude! - - - 115 - Do you like shiny things? - - - 116 - Here, keep it! - - - 117 - No returns! - - - 118 - Incoming! - - - 119 - Take cover! - - - 120 - Grenade! - - - 121 - Have more where it came from! - - - 122 - Fire in the hole! - - - 123 - Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! - 1 - - - 124 - Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. - 1 - - - 125 - Can someone check out these noises? - 1 - 1 - - - 126 - Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. - 1 - 1 - - - 127 - Let me guess, another false alarm. - 1 - 1 - - - 128 - They're here! - 1 - - - 129 - Now the fun can start! - - - 130 - I've waited for this looong time. - - - 131 - Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! - - - 132 - They have no idea what they are in for... - - - 133 - Everyone get ready! - - - 134 - Killing time! - - - 135 - I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! - - - 136 - Finally! Some carnage! - - - 137 - Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! - - - 138 - Finally, my training will pay off. - - - 139 - Everybody, wake up! - - - 140 - Time to earn my paycheck... - - - 141 - Now I'll be able to prove myself. - - - 142 - We have tactical advantage! - - - 143 - Maybe I'll get a medal! - - - 144 - We're under attack! - - - 145 - Oh, ain't that just great? - - - 146 - Can't guy get a nap around here? - - - 147 - Enemy attack. That's something new. - - - 148 - Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. - - - 149 - I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. - - - 150 - Fantastic. - - - 151 - "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. - - - 152 - Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! - - - 153 - Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. - - - 154 - Take positions! - - - 155 - I hoped this would never happen... - - - 156 - Fire at will! - - - 157 - It was bound to happen eventually. - - - 158 - I heard that! - - - 159 - Who's there? - - - 160 - What was that? - - - 161 - Hey! What the... - - - 162 - Show yourself! - - - 163 - I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! - - - 164 - What the hell was that? - - - 165 - I'm not deaf, you know? - - - 166 - Hey! - - - 167 - Come out, coward! - - - 168 - Hey! Who's making all that racket? - - - 169 - Just show yourself, wherever you are! - - - 170 - Hey! I've heard something suspicious! - - - 171 - Anybody there? - - - 172 - Shoulda check it out. - - - 173 - Is someone being clever? - - - 174 - Strange noises... - - - 175 - Can someone else check it out, please? - - - 176 - It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! - - - 177 - Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. - - - 178 - Da'ffff...! - - - 179 - Big mistake! - - - 180 - Holy crap! - - - 181 - Enemy! - - - 182 - Enemy!!! - - - 183 - Alert! Alert! - - - 184 - There is one! - - - 185 - Intruders! - - - 186 - We've got company! - - - 187 - Prepare to suffer! - - - 188 - Holy shit! - - - 189 - Oh, hi. - - - 190 - I spy with my little eye! - - - 191 - I have a sigthing! - - - 192 - Enemy forces! - - - 193 - Enemy detected! - - - 194 - Enemy over here! - - - 195 - We're in some real shit... - - - 196 - It was all part of my plan! - - - 197 - I've had enough! - - - 198 - Oh my God! - - - 199 - They ain't paying us enough for this shit... - - - 200 - When did things go so wrong? - - - 201 - I'll be back! With friends! - - - 202 - You'll pay for that... the other day! - - - 203 - You're not playing fair! - - - 204 - Don't think you I will forgive ya! - - - 205 - Mommy! - - - 206 - I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! - - - 207 - I'll leave you alive... for now. - - - 208 - Enough is enough! - - - 209 - Screw this! I'm outta here! - - - 210 - Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! - - - 211 - Tactical retreat! - - - 212 - I've seen enough. - - - 213 - Nope, nope, nope. - - - 214 - Run to the hills! - - - 215 - Let's call it a draw. - - - 216 - They said "join the army". Not for this shit! - - - 217 - I regret nothing! - - - 218 - Game over, man! - - - 219 - Let's be friends! - - - 220 - Party's over! - - - 221 - Violence is not an answer! - - - 222 - I'm too beautiful to die! - - - 223 - Screw you guys, I'm going home! - - - 224 - Make love, not war! - - - 225 - I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! - - - 226 - Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! - - - 227 - Aaaggh! - - - 228 - I see red... - - - 229 - Damn, I'm barely conscious. - - - 230 - Ugh! - - - 231 - This... hurts! - - - 232 - You will regret... uhh... this. - - - 233 - Crap! - - - 234 - What the...! - - - 235 - Ouch! - - - 236 - You fuck! - - - 237 - Oh, you piece of shit! - - - 238 - Fuck, you'll pay for that! - - - 239 - You fucked with the wrong guy! - - - 240 - Now you have... pissed me off. - - - 241 - It was nothing! - - - 242 - I'm still here! - - - 243 - Didn't feel a thing! - - - 244 - Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! - - - 245 - Pain is just an illusion! - - - 246 - Who do you think you are? - - - 247 - Oh, come on! - - - 248 - Why me?! - - - 249 - This hurts you more then it hurts me. - - - 250 - I'm allergic to pain! - - - 251 - Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! - - - 252 - I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! - - - 253 - Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! - - - 254 - Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! - - - 255 - Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! - - - 256 - Much Dust, Many Bullets! - - - 257 - Get back on your Honda, and travel away! - - - 258 - Forgive me, for I have sinned! - - - 259 - Where's your God now?! - - - 260 - Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! - - - 261 - Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! - - - 262 - Now that's an easy target! - - - 263 - Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... - - - 264 - I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! - - - 265 - Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! - - - 266 - Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! - - - 267 - Who's that psycho chick? - - - 268 - Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? - - - 269 - Marry me! - - - 270 - Pathetic! - - - 271 - Try again, I dare ya. - - - 272 - Don't make me go over there! - - - 273 - You've just made a big mistake! - - - 274 - I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! - - - 275 - You'll regret missing! - - - 276 - Who were you shootin' at? - - - 277 - Who learned you to shoot? - - - 278 - You'll pay for that! - - - 279 - Son of a bitch! - - - 280 - You suck! - - - 281 - Lame! - - - 282 - Are you even trying? - - - 283 - Ha, you wish! - - - 284 - Learn how to shoot, rookie! - - - 285 - In your dream! - - - 286 - I'm not impressed! - - - 287 - That ain't gonna happen. - - - 288 - Booooo! - - - 289 - Children shouldn't play with guns! - - - 290 - Nice try! - - - 291 - My grandma's a better shot! - - - 292 - That shot was bad and you should feel bad! - - - 293 - Close enough. - - - 294 - Can't touch this! - - - 295 - Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. - - - 296 - Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! - - - 297 - Was close. - - - 298 - Try harder! - - - 299 - Whew! - - - 300 - Hell no! - - - 301 - Maybe next time! - - - 302 - Not today! - - - 303 - Close, but no cigar. - - - 304 - That woke me up. - - - 305 - You son of a bitch! - - - 306 - I will destroy you! - - - 307 - Dead or alive, you're coming with me. - - - 308 - I kick ass for the queen! - - - 309 - I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! - - - 310 - Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! - - - 311 - Is that the best you can do? - - - 312 - Your life is over, asshole! - - - 313 - Very pretty, but can you fight? - - - 314 - Howdy, pardner! - - - 315 - I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - - - 316 - Viva la revolution! - - - 317 - Keep a place in hell for your queen! - - - 318 - Your move, creep! - - - 319 - Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - - - 320 - Shit, shit, shit... - - - 321 - We're all gonna die. - - - 322 - God help me. - - - 323 - We're in some real pretty shit now! - - - 324 - It is no dream! This is really happening! - - - 325 - Goddamnit. - - - 326 - I got a bad feeling on this one. - - - 327 - It's a goddamn commando squad! - - - 328 - Why this shit always happens to me!? - - - 329 - I can't deal with this anymore - - - 330 - What the hell am I going to do now? - - - 331 - I should get the hell out of here! - - - 332 - Oh no, how could this happen? - - - 333 - I will not fight those bastards alone! - - - 334 - Where is the goddamn cavalry? - - - 335 - I am outta here. - - - 336 - Doctor is in! - - - 337 - Operation succesful! - - - 338 - I'll carve ya up like a chicken! - - - 339 - Bleed for me! - - - 340 - I can't believe they're paying me for that! - - - 341 - You taste like chicken! - - - 342 - You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! - - - 343 - Chop chop chop! - - - 344 - Fresh meat! - - - 345 - I'll drink your blood! - - - 346 - I'll gut you like a fish! - - - 347 - Let's see what's inside this pinata! - - - 348 - When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! - - - 349 - You could use some shave! - - - 350 - Don't worry, it's disinfected! - - - 351 - Show me what you've got! - - - 352 - Time for harakiri, asshole! - - - 353 - Hey, you've got untied shoelace! - - - 354 - There's a mustard on your shirt! - - - 355 - Mmmmmincemeat! - - - 356 - Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! - - - 357 - I'll break your every single bone! - - - 358 - Need a nose job? - - - 359 - Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! - - - 360 - See? Girls can fight too! - - - 361 - Girls power! - - - 362 - Aaand you're dead. - - - 363 - Next! - - - 364 - That's just a beginning, fuckers! - - - 365 - Time to loot a corpse, I guess. - - - 366 - Nice job getting yourself killed. - - - 367 - You OK? You look kinda... dead! - - - 368 - Another one to my collection. - - - 369 - You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. - - - 370 - That door revolved one time too many... - - - 371 - Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. - - - 372 - Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. - - - 373 - I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! - - - 374 - I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! - - - 375 - I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! - - - 376 - Pathetic. - - - 377 - Amateur. - - - 378 - Let this be a lesson for all of you! - - - 379 - You asked for it. - - - 380 - Your luck ran out. - - - 381 - Time to pay the piper! - - - 382 - Someone, go check his pulse. - - - 383 - Someone, go check her pulse. - - - 384 - Adios! - - - 385 - Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... - - - 386 - Serves you right, you slut! - - - 387 - In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. - - - 388 - Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. - - - 389 - Goodnight sweet prince. - - - 390 - OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. - - - 391 - OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. - - - 392 - Diagnosis: negative! - - - 393 - It didn't have end up like this.! - - - 394 - I think I'll skip a lunch today. - - - 395 - Hahaha! Fucking awesome! - - - 396 - Fuck yeah! I love this job! - - - 397 - It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. - - - 398 - Boom, head shot! - - - 399 - Wow! - - - 400 - Mind blown! - - - 401 - I wasn't even trying. - - - 402 - Did somebody take a picture? - - - 403 - Pop goes the zit! - - - 404 - I warned you about mexican food! - - - 405 - What can I say, I'm a better draw. - - - 406 - I'm gonna miss your cinematography... - - - 407 - Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - - - 408 - Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! - - - 409 - No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! - - - 410 - Next time try shooting with open eyes! - - - 411 - Stop shaking! I can't hit you! - - - 412 - Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! - - - 413 - And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! - - - 414 - Couple? We're not married! - - - 415 - I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! - - - 416 - PX? What the fuck does it even mean? - - - 417 - No shit, Sherlock! - - - 418 - It will be one-way trip for you! - - - 419 - Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! - - - 420 - Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! - - - 421 - What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! - - - 422 - Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! - - - 423 - I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! - - - 424 - Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. - - - 425 - So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. - - - 426 - Indeed I do! - - - 427 - You know there's no such animal, right? - - - 428 - Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! - - - 429 - Trouble is my second name! - - - 430 - Like a bulldog! - - - 431 - You should be! - - - 432 - Your wish is my order! - - - 433 - Nobody ever does. - - - 434 - Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. - - - 435 - Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! - - - 436 - No, thank you! - - - 437 - Will see who's about to teach whom! - - - 438 - You're right! - - - 439 - You don't deserve a chance! - - - 440 - Horoscopes lie! - - - 441 - Ding dong! - - - 442 - It's still not too late! - - - 443 - We'll check ourselves! - - - 444 - Need bubbles, sir? - - - 445 - Did you just call me an ass!? - - - 446 - Whatever. - - - 447 - I didn't understand a single word! - - - 448 - It will only get closer! - - - 449 - I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. - - - 450 - You're the disease and I'm the cure. - - - 451 - I'm gonna blow your head off! - - - 452 - Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! - - - 453 - I eat Green Berets for breakfast! - - - 454 - You cowboys are finished! - - - 455 - Take this, you maggot! - - - 456 - I'm going to cut out your living guts! - - - 457 - Long live the queen! - - - 458 - Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! - - - 459 - Don't make me angry! - - - 460 - I must break you! - - - 461 - This is for the Queen! - - - 462 - The Queen says: Die! - - - 463 - Dying ain't much of a living, boy! - - - 464 - Dying ain't much of a living, girl! - - - 465 - Is that the best you can do? - - - 466 - Your life is over, asshole! - - - 467 - Very pretty, but can you fight? - - - 468 - Howdy, pardner! - - - 469 - I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - - - 470 - Viva la revolution! - - - 471 - Your move, creep! - - - 472 - Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - - - 473 - It's about to turn into full tournee! - - - 474 - "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? - - - 475 - As you wish! - - - 476 - Hey! I'm a lady! - - - 477 - I'll dig you one! Six feet under! - - - 478 - I guess there's no more room in hell... - - - 479 - Is this some kind of a joke? - - - 480 - They're coming to get us! - - - 481 - Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! - - - 482 - Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... - - - 483 - Really? I mean.. c'mon! - - - 484 - That's just fucked up! - - - 485 - What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? - - - 486 - Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! - - - 487 - I'll send you back to hell! - - - 488 - We'll need more paramedics! - - - 489 - Oh shit! It can smell my brain! - - - 490 - It's not zombie! He's infected! - - - 491 - Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... - - - 492 - It's alive! - - - 493 - Maybe it's friendly. - - - 494 - It's alive... ish. - - - 495 - Nothing's ever real until it's real. - - - 496 - They live! - - - 497 - There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... - - - 498 - I will not negotiate with undead! - - - 499 - So there IS a life after death! - - - 500 - Don't use the Z word! - - - 501 - Holy shit. Plot twist! - - - 502 - Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. - - - 503 - That's it, no more drugs for me. - - - 504 - I knew that movie was based on a true story! - - - 505 - You're one spooky motherfucker, man. - - - 506 - Oooh. Zombies. How original. - - - 507 - Zombie over here! - - - 508 - Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! - - - 509 - Undead! - - - 510 - This is a bad dream! - - - 511 - Blasphemy! - - - 512 - Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! - - - 513 - At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. - - - 514 - I'm scared to pieces! - - - 515 - It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. - - - 516 - It could be worse. They could be nazi! - - - 517 - Where's my lawnmower when I need it? - - - 518 - It's againt the nature, you freak! - - - 519 - Dead should stay dead. - - - 520 - Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. - - - 521 - No! I don't want to become one of you! - - - 522 - Stay away from my precious gray matter! - - - 523 - Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! - - - 524 - Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! - - - 525 - They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! - - - 526 - Not my face! My beautiful face! - - - 527 - The PAIN! - - - 528 - Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! - - - 529 - Does it hurt to be dead? - - - 530 - And stay dead! This time! - - - 531 - You're dead... again. - - - 532 - Rest in pieces! - - - 533 - If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. - - - 534 - Stay down! - - - 535 - Get back where you came from! - - - 536 - Zed is dead. - - - 537 - Yeah! See ya! - - - 538 - Punish! - - - 539 - Bingo! - - - 540 - I think you'll enjoy this. - - - 541 - I'll squash you like a bug! - - - 542 - Here comes Johnny! - - - 543 - Somebody call an ambulance! - - - 544 - My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! - - - 545 - Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! - - - 546 - OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! - - - 547 - Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! - - - 548 - Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? - - - 549 - Look what you've made me do... - - - 550 - Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! - - - 551 - Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! - - - 552 - Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! - - - 553 - Look who's come to the picnic! - - - 554 - You've got to be crazy to come here! - - - 555 - Now, you've got my attention! - - - 556 - You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - - - 557 - You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - - - 558 - Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... - - - 559 - Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! - - - 560 - How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! - - - 561 - You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? - - - 562 - Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... - - - 563 - Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! - - - 564 - Is that your best? - - - 565 - It's official: YOU SUCK! - - - 566 - You cannot hurt me! - - - 567 - Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? - - - 568 - I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! - - - 569 - Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! - - - 570 - Are you trying to piss me off? - - - 571 - Do you want to hurt me on purpose? - - - 572 - Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! - - - 573 - I'm going to beat the crap out of you! - - - 574 - If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! - - - 575 - That's it, you're fucking dead! - - - 576 - I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! - - - 577 - Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! - - - 578 - God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. - - - 579 - The army... I should have known better! - - - 580 - Coming here... What was I thinking? - - - 581 - I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. - - - 582 - No weapons! No friends! No hope! - - - 583 - If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... - - - 584 - HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! - - - 585 - Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! - - - 586 - Gee, whales can fight? - - - 587 - Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! - - - 588 - This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! - - - 589 - How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! - - - 590 - Over here, you morons! - - - 591 - Go to hell, Hellar! - - - 592 - Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? - - - 593 - It must be this time of the month! - - - 594 - Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! - - - 595 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 596 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 597 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - - - 598 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 599 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 600 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - - - 601 - Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - - - 602 - Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - - - 603 - Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! - - - 604 - Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - - - 605 - Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - - - 606 - OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! - - - 607 - Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. - - - 608 - Trust me. I'm a professional! - - - 609 - You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... - - - 610 - Nice boobs! Are these real? - - - 611 - You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? - - - 612 - Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. - - - 613 - Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! - - - 614 - You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! - - - 615 - I see you and now I can see through you! - - - 616 - Little enemies... little wounds! - - - 617 - I really hate needless violence. - - - 618 - Wow, you're even dumber than you look. - - - 619 - You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! - - - 620 - Were your parents siblings? - - - 621 - Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? - - - 622 - I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! - - - 623 - Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? - - - 624 - Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! - - - 625 - Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! - - - 626 - Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! - - - 627 - Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? - - - 628 - As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? - - - 629 - You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! - - - 630 - Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! - - - 631 - You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! - - - 632 - Guys, don't shoot the cushions! - - - 633 - It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! - - - 634 - How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - - - 635 - How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - - - 636 - Are you tryin' to make me look good? - - - 637 - Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! - - - 638 - Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! - - - 639 - Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? - - - 640 - Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? - - - 641 - Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - - - 642 - Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - - - 643 - Idiots! Idiots everywhere! - - - 644 - You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. - - - 645 - I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. - - - 646 - How's that karma tasting? Not so good? - - - 647 - Do you always take yourself so seriously? - - - 648 - Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. - - - 649 - Go bore someone else with your existence. - - - 650 - When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! - - - 651 - Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - - - 652 - Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - - - 653 - Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! - - - 654 - Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! - - - 655 - Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! - - - 656 - I'm scared to death! - - - 657 - Gee, that gave me goose bumps! - - - 658 - Speak of the devil! - - - 659 - Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! - - - 660 - OK, that was the last straw! - - - 661 - If I throw a stick, will you go away? - - - 662 - How can I miss you if you won't go away? - - - 663 - Hold my beer and watch this! - - - 664 - Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! - - - 665 - Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! - - - 666 - Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - - - 667 - Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - - - 668 - I thought your purpose was to die! - - - 669 - Hey, dickless! Over here! - - - 670 - Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? - - - 671 - Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! - - - 672 - Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? - - - 673 - Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? - - - 674 - Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? - - - 675 - Did your parents have any children that lived? - - - 676 - You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! - - - 677 - Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. - - - 678 - Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! - - - 679 - If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! - - - 680 - That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! - - - 681 - What? Hello? I can't hear anything! - - - 682 - Argh! My ears are bleeding! - - - 683 - What's this ringing? - - - 684 - Huh? It's all silent... - - - 685 - Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? - - - 686 - Fuck, my eyeballs! - - - 687 - I can't see shit! - - - 688 - Who turned off the light?! - - - 689 - Oh, my eyes! - - - 690 - Oh God, I'm blind! - - - 691 - Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! - - - 692 - Somebody help me! I can't see! - - - 693 - You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! - - - 694 - My eyes are on fire! - - - 695 - Cover me, I'm reloading! - - - 696 - I'm out, reloading! - - - 697 - I'm out, reloading! - - - 698 - Gotta reload! - - - 699 - Reloading! - - - 700 - I'm all out! - - - 701 - I'm running dry over here! - - - 702 - Need more ammo! - - - 703 - I'm out of bullets! - - - 704 - I'm leaking! - - - 705 - I'm bleeding! - - - 706 - Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! - - - 707 - Mmmm... blood. - - - 708 - I need medical attention! - - - 709 - I'm spilling blood! - - - 710 - I... can't... catch a breath... - - - 711 - My... lungs... - - - 712 - Gas! Oh... - - - 713 - I can't breath! - - - 714 - It burns! - - - 715 - Don't worry, I'll send you some! - - - 716 - I'll show you! - - - 717 - You'll wish you wouldn't ask! - - - 718 - You got it wrong, let me educate you! - - - 719 - Was that a rhetorical question? - - - 720 - Now whose fault is it, if your cocksucker boss buys second hand guns? - - - 721 - And soon so will be you! - - - 722 - The only thing layin' low here, is you bitch! - - - 723 - Yeah right, that's why you're sweating! - - - 724 - Guess again! That wasn't your horoscope! - - - 725 - Advice for today: avoid long travels, new relationships and BULLETS! - - - 726 - Mine said I will kill a lot of people today! I hope it will come true too! - - - 727 - Do people seriously believe in these things? Pathetic. - - - 728 - Tough? I could make that shot with eyes closed. - - - 729 - And that's just the beginning! - - - 730 - He loves you no more! - - - 731 - OK, this one's out. Next! - - - 732 - You'll be sorry for saying that! - - - 733 - Well, now we can play hide and seek! - - - 734 - You're right! It's the whole company here! - - - 735 - No, loser! You should have used the plural! Guys, lot's of guys! - - - 736 - Will see about that... - - - 737 - No, it doesn't, but don't worry, we'll be gentle! - - - 738 - Nice grammar, asshole! - - - 739 - Need supplies, wacko? - - - 740 - Here, I'll give you some! - - - 741 - No, you just suck, that's it! No air involved! - - - 742 - Never got this - why bring a knife to a gun fight? - - - 743 - Funny indeed, we had so much fun with him as a target practice! - - - 744 - I know some jokes too. For example: you're a joke! - - - 745 - Hey man, the gun isn't stupid, you are! - - - 746 - Suits you fine, huh? - - - 747 - Relax! Why make such a fuss? - - - 748 - The only thing you're gonna get is your butt kicked! - - - 749 - Oh yeah? Wait for the next one! - - - 750 - It was just a warning shot! - - - 751 - I'll scratch you to death! - - - 752 - That's not a scratch. It's a fucking canyon! - - - 753 - No. You need to die! - - - 754 - I'll dig you one too with it! - - - 755 - Kiss my ass! - - - 756 - Fireball? What the fuck do you think this is? Street Fighter Alpha 3? - - - 757 - It's OK, I'm here. Follow my voice! - - - 758 - That's what she said! - - - 759 - Please, let it be a close encounter of the sexy kind! - - - 760 - We are here, we are queer... fuck, that sounded wrong! - - - 761 - We are here, we are queer... wait, that came out wrong... oops, this too! - - - 762 - I'm ready any time you are! - - - 763 - Why not? Have you never had a threesome? - - - 764 - Now, now, you're hurting our feelings! - - - 765 - Come on, there's always a room to try something new! - - - 766 - Don't worry, it will be just a "gun bang"! - - - 767 - Guys, she just needs a loaded gun! - - - 768 - Come over here, I'll give you some. - - - 769 - Is that how it's called these days? - - - 770 - I bet that's what you've said the first time too! - - - 771 - What did you just say? Wolf? We've got plenty of them... - - - 772 - Oh, now I'm getting jelous. - - - 773 - I can help you to deal with the grief, if you want! - - - 774 - We've got plenty of bears too... Hans, come over here! - - - 775 - Where? Where? - - - 776 - Maybe I could help you with that? - - - 777 - You need to empty the chamber... - - - 778 - But that's nothing new for you, eh? - - - 779 - Damn, that doesn't even deserve a witty response! - - - 780 - Are you even listening what you're saying? - - - 781 - Oh, I'll give you one! Just you wait! - - - 782 - You should consider changing your masseur. I volunteer! - - - 783 - Yeah, I bet you did. God. - - - 784 - Oooh. Not today! - - - 785 - No! - - - 786 - Anything for you, princess. - - - 787 - I work this way on women. - - - 788 - Are you doing this on purpose? - - - 789 - Pffft. - - - 790 - Pffft. - - - 791 - I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that. - - - 792 - Hold on! 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