diff --git a/gamedir-languages/Chinese_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Chinese.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/Chinese_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Chinese.EnemyTaunts.xml index 79ce67516..3fcdfcacd 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/Chinese_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Chinese.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/Chinese_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Chinese.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ - + 0 @@ -26,7 +26,7 @@ 6 - 去死吧！ + 去死吧！ 7 @@ -38,7 +38,7 @@ 9 - 吃屎去吧！ + 吃屎去吧！ 10 @@ -54,7 +54,7 @@ 13 - 我要把你的蛋捏碎！ + 我要把你的蛋捏碎！ 14 @@ -66,7 +66,7 @@ 16 - 嘿，想玩玩嘛？ + 嘿，想玩玩嘛？ 17 @@ -86,7 +86,7 @@ 21 - 去死吧，害虫！ + 去死吧，害虫！ 22 @@ -94,7 +94,7 @@ 23 - 跳支舞吧！ + 跳支舞吧！ 24 @@ -102,7 +102,7 @@ 25 - 嗒嗒-嗒嗒-嗒嗒！ + 嗒嗒-嗒嗒-嗒嗒！ 26 @@ -114,7 +114,7 @@ 28 - 在我面前跪下吧，败类！ + 在我面前跪下吧，败类！ 29 @@ -130,11 +130,11 @@ 32 - 你可惹到你爹我了！ + 你可惹到你爹我了！ 33 - 你可惹到老娘我了！ + 你可惹到老娘我了！ 34 @@ -150,7 +150,7 @@ 37 - 很好！ + 很好！ 38 @@ -162,7 +162,7 @@ 40 - 你自找的！ + 你自找的！ 41 @@ -174,7 +174,7 @@ 43 - 呀啪！先生们！ + 呀啪！先生们！ 44 @@ -190,7 +190,7 @@ 47 - 滚吧！ + 滚吧！ 48 @@ -210,7 +210,7 @@ 52 - 哈哈哈！ + 哈哈哈！ 53 @@ -226,7 +226,7 @@ 56 - 当然啦！ + 当然啦！ 57 @@ -242,7 +242,7 @@ 60 - 好好看着。 + 好好看着。 61 @@ -254,7 +254,7 @@ 63 - 没想到吧，哼？ + 没想到吧，哼？ 64 @@ -262,15 +262,15 @@ 65 - 我等这一天很久了。 + 我等这一天很久了。 66 - 强权就是真理！ + 强权就是真理！ 67 - 这份工作可真不错。 + 这份工作可真不错。 68 @@ -286,7 +286,7 @@ 71 - 邻居来啦！ + 邻居来啦！ 72 @@ -298,7 +298,7 @@ 74 - 来你爹这！ + 来你爹这！ 75 @@ -306,7 +306,7 @@ 76 - 我要把你撕成碎片！ + 我要把你撕成碎片！ 77 @@ -314,7 +314,7 @@ 78 - 我看到你在发抖！ + 我看到你在发抖！ 79 @@ -322,11 +322,11 @@ 80 - 我要把你的头踩个稀巴烂！ + 我要把你的头踩个稀巴烂！ 81 - 结-账！ + 结-账！ 82 @@ -334,7 +334,7 @@ 83 - 我要把你的屁股打烂！ + 我要把你的屁股打烂！ 84 @@ -358,7 +358,7 @@ 89 - 准备好没？我来了！ + 准备好没？我来了！ 90 @@ -374,11 +374,11 @@ 93 - 你让我别无选择！ + 你让我别无选择！ 94 - 我要杀了你！ + 我要杀了你！ 95 @@ -406,7 +406,7 @@ 101 - 我保证不会很疼... + 我保证不会很疼... 102 @@ -422,11 +422,11 @@ 105 - 就是这样！ + 就是这样！ 106 - 一溜烟跑了。 + 一溜烟跑了。 107 @@ -458,7 +458,7 @@ 114 - 向你表达我的一点谢意！ + 向你表达我的一点谢意！ 115 @@ -478,7 +478,7 @@ 119 - 掩护！ + 掩护！ 120 @@ -494,710 +494,2380 @@ 123 - 他们在这儿！ + Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! + 1 124 - 游戏才刚刚开始！ + Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. + 1 125 - 我等这一天很久了。 + Can someone check out these noises? + 1 + 1 126 - 你这个败类，坐车只买儿童票的侏儒！ + Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. + 1 + 1 127 - 他们还不知道惹了多大的麻烦... + Let me guess, another false alarm. + 1 + 1 + 128 - 大家都准备好了！ + 他们在这儿！ 129 - 杀戮时间！ + 游戏才刚刚开始！ 130 - 我从尸体上扒走的钱都够买航天飞机了！ + 我等这一天很久了。 131 - 终于可以来场大屠杀了！ + 你这个败类，坐车只买儿童票的侏儒！ 132 - 哦，我等不及要给他们来几下！ + 他们还不知道惹了多大的麻烦... 133 - 终于可以练练手啦。 + 大家都准备好了！ 134 - 大家都给我起来！ + 杀戮时间！ 135 - 我要赚钱了... + 我从尸体上扒走的钱都够买航天飞机了！ 136 - 现在我可以试试手了。 + 终于可以来场大屠杀了！ 137 - 我们有战术上的优势！ + 哦，我等不及要给他们来几下！ 138 - 也许我能拿到勋章！ + 终于可以练练手啦。 139 - 我们遭到攻击！ + 大家都给我起来！ 140 - 哦，这不是很棒吗？ + 我要赚钱了... 141 - 我就不能稍微睡一会？ + 现在我可以试试手了。 142 - 敌人进攻了？还是头一次听说。 + 我们有战术上的优势！ 143 - 耶，谁能料想到。 + 也许我能拿到勋章！ 144 - 只要我们输一场我就彻底走人了。 + 我们遭到攻击！ 145 - 很好。 + 哦，这不是很棒吗？ 146 - “他们绝对不敢进攻的。” 说的好听。 + 我就不能稍微睡一会？ 147 - 谢谢你让我糟糕的一天彻底地糟透了，混蛋！ + 敌人进攻了？还是头一次听说。 148 - 大家都冷静点，我们会挺过去的。 + 耶，谁能料想到。 149 - 就位！ + 只要我们输一场我就彻底走人了。 150 - 我希望这一切都没发生过... + 很好。 151 - 自由射击！ + “他们绝对不敢进攻的。” 说的好听。 152 - 这注定会发生。 + 谢谢你让我糟糕的一天彻底地糟透了，混蛋！ 153 - 我听到了！ + 大家都冷静点，我们会挺过去的。 154 - 谁在那儿？ + 就位！ 155 - 那是什么？ + 我希望这一切都没发生过... 156 - 嘿！这他妈... + 自由射击！ 157 - 给我出来！ + 这注定会发生。 158 - 我警告过你...我能轻松地把你揪出来！ + 我听到了！ 159 - 那是他妈的什么玩意？ + 谁在那儿？ 160 - 你知道我不是聋子。 + 那是什么？ 161 - 嘿！ + 嘿！这他妈... 162 - 出来，懦夫！ + 给我出来！ 163 - 嘿！谁在那儿吵吵？ + 我警告过你...我能轻松地把你揪出来！ 164 - 不管你在哪儿，快出来吧！ + 那是他妈的什么玩意？ 165 - 嘿！我听到了什么奇怪的声音！ + 你知道我不是聋子。 166 - 有人吗？ + 嘿！ 167 - 谁去看看。 + 出来，懦夫！ 168 - 你在耍小聪明吗？ + 嘿！谁在那儿吵吵？ 169 - 奇怪的声音... + 不管你在哪儿，快出来吧！ 170 - 请问，谁能过去看看啊？ + 嘿！我听到了什么奇怪的声音！ 171 - 那是风吧...等等，根本没有风！ + 有人吗？ 172 - 出来吧！我们是朋友...我们不会打仗。 + 谁去看看。 173 - 唔唔唔...！ + 你在耍小聪明吗？ 174 - 巨大的错误！ + 奇怪的声音... 175 - 我勒个去！ + 请问，谁能过去看看啊？ 176 - 敌人！ + 那是风吧...等等，根本没有风！ 177 - 敌人！！！ + 出来吧！我们是朋友...我们不会打仗。 178 - 警报！警报！ + 唔唔唔...！ 179 - 没有人！ + 巨大的错误！ 180 - 入侵者！ + 我勒个去！ 181 - 有敌人了！ + 敌人！ 182 - 准备受刑吧！ + 敌人！！！ 183 - 卧槽！ + 警报！警报！ 184 - 哦，嘿！ + 没有人！ 185 - 我的小眼睛都能瞥见你！ + 入侵者！ 186 - 我看到了！ + 有敌人了！ 187 - 敌军！ + 准备受刑吧！ 188 - 发现敌人！ + 卧槽！ 189 - 敌人在这儿！ + 哦，嘿！ 190 - 我们有麻烦了... + 我的小眼睛都能瞥见你！ 191 - 这都在我的计划之中！ + 我看到了！ 192 - 我受够了！ + 敌军！ 193 - 我的天哪！ + 发现敌人！ 194 - 为了收拾这个烂摊子才赚这一点钱... + 敌人在这儿！ 195 - 什么时候弄得一团糟？ + 我们有麻烦了... 196 - 给我等着，我找弟兄们来！ + 这都在我的计划之中！ 197 - 总有一天...你会为此付出代价的！ + 我受够了！ 198 - 你耍阴招！ + 我的天哪！ 199 - 别指望我会忘了你！ + 为了收拾这个烂摊子才赚这一点钱... 200 - 我的娘来！ + 什么时候弄得一团糟？ 201 - 我会在你最不希望的时候再出现的，渣滓！ + 给我等着，我找弟兄们来！ 202 - 我暂时饶你一条狗命。 - + 总有一天...你会为此付出代价的！ + 203 - 够了！ + 你耍阴招！ 204 - 去他妈的！我走了！ + 别指望我会忘了你！ 205 - 去他妈的！我都算不上是一个士兵！ + 我的娘来！ 206 - 战术撤退！ + 我会在你最不希望的时候再出现的，渣滓！ 207 - 我看不下去了。 + 我暂时饶你一条狗命。 208 - 不，不，不行。 + 够了！ 209 - 跑回山里去吧。 + 去他妈的！我走了！ 210 - 就算是平局吧。 + 去他妈的！我都算不上是一个士兵！ 211 - 他们让我参军，可不是为了这些混账事情！ + 战术撤退！ 212 - 我从不后悔！ + 我看不下去了。 213 - 你完了，伙计！ + 不，不，不行。 214 - 我们做个朋友吧！ + 跑回山里去吧。 215 - 派对结束了！ + 就算是平局吧。 216 - 暴力不是解决办法！ + 他们让我参军，可不是为了这些混账事情！ 217 - 长这么漂亮的脸蛋，我可舍不得死！ + 我从不后悔！ 218 - 去你们的，我可要回家了。 + 你完了，伙计！ 219 - 相爱，不要相战！ + 我们做个朋友吧！ 220 - 我，呃...家里灯忘了关了。得赶紧回去！ + 派对结束了！ 221 - 给我个电话号码，我回头再找你！ + 暴力不是解决办法！ 222 - 啊哈！ + 长这么漂亮的脸蛋，我可舍不得死！ 223 - 我满眼红色... + 去你们的，我可要回家了。 224 - 可恶，我快失去意识了。 + 相爱，不要相战！ 225 - 呃！ + 我，呃...家里灯忘了关了。得赶紧回去！ 226 - 这...很疼！ + 给我个电话号码，我回头再找你！ 227 - 你会，呃...后悔的。 + 啊哈！ 228 - 我去！ + 我满眼红色... 229 - 卧槽...！ + 可恶，我快失去意识了。 230 - 啊！ + 呃！ 231 - 你娘的！ + 这...很疼！ 232 - 嗷，去你妈的！ + 你会，呃...后悔的。 233 - 操！你会遭到报应的！ + 我去！ 234 - 你惹错人了！ + 卧槽...！ 235 - 你现在算是彻底惹怒我了。 + 啊！ 236 - 这不算什么！ + 你娘的！ 237 - 我还在这儿！ + 嗷，去你妈的！ 238 - 什么都没感觉到！ + 操！你会遭到报应的！ 239 - 痛觉只是我肉体的弱点！ + 你惹错人了！ 240 - 疼痛只是一种幻觉！ + 你现在算是彻底惹怒我了。 241 - 你以为你是谁？ + 这不算什么！ 242 - 嗷，来啊！ + 我还在这儿！ 243 - 为什么是我！？ + 什么都没感觉到！ 244 - 这打到你身上会比我更疼。 + 痛觉只是我肉体的弱点！ 245 - 我对疼痛过敏！ + 疼痛只是一种幻觉！ 246 - 嘿，卡多纳！迪迪女王向你问声好！ + 你以为你是谁？ 247 - 杀掉你这个反抗军的炮灰我就能晋级了！ + 嗷，来啊！ 248 - 卧槽，那是Gus Tarballs，我们死定了！ + 为什么是我！？ 249 - 嘿！是“东部旷野”的成员啊！我是你的粉丝耶！ + 这打到你身上会比我更疼。 250 - 梆梆！就像“草泥马归来！”一样！ + 我对疼痛过敏！ 251 - 太多尘土，太多子弹！ + 嘿，卡多纳！迪迪女王向你问声好！ 252 - 骑上你的本田车滚蛋吧！ + 杀掉你这个反抗军的炮灰我就能晋级了！ 253 - 原谅我，这是我的罪责！ + 卧槽，那是Gus Tarballs，我们死定了！ 254 - 你的上帝在哪呢？！ + 嘿！是“东部旷野”的成员啊！我是你的粉丝耶！ 255 - 神父，第五戒律算是什么？你个伪善者！ + 梆梆！就像“草泥马归来！”一样！ 256 - 滚回棺材里去吧，你这个畸形的僵尸！ + 太多尘土，太多子弹！ 257 - 这个靶子真好打！ + 骑上你的本田车滚蛋吧！ 258 - 发现敌人！操，不可能打不中... + 原谅我，这是我的罪责！ 259 - 除掉你这张丑脸就是在为人类做贡献！ + 你的上帝在哪呢？！ 260 - 嘿，宝贝，给我电话号码，我就不再朝你开枪了！ + 神父，第五戒律算是什么？你个伪善者！ 261 - 嘿，帅哥，给我电话号码，我就不再朝你开枪了！ + 滚回棺材里去吧，你这个畸形的僵尸！ 262 - 那个疯女人是谁？ + 这个靶子真好打！ 263 - 你干这个有点太老了吧，怪老头？ + 发现敌人！操，不可能打不中... 264 - 嫁给我吧！ + 除掉你这张丑脸就是在为人类做贡献！ 265 - 可怜人！ + 嘿，宝贝，给我电话号码，我就不再朝你开枪了！ 266 - 你敢再来一遍？ + 嘿，帅哥，给我电话号码，我就不再朝你开枪了！ 267 - 别逼我过去！ + 那个疯女人是谁？ 268 - 你刚刚犯了一个大错误！ + 你干这个有点太老了吧，怪老头？ 269 - 我要把那把枪从你冰冷的手中拿走！ + 嫁给我吧！ 270 - 你会后悔没打中的！ + 可怜人！ 271 - 你在朝谁开枪啊？ + 你敢再来一遍？ 272 - 谁教你开枪的？ + 别逼我过去！ 273 - 你会为此付出代价的！ + 你刚刚犯了一个大错误！ 274 - 婊子养的！ + 我要把那把枪从你冰冷的手中拿走！ 275 - 垃圾！ + 你会后悔没打中的！ 276 - 废物！ + 你在朝谁开枪啊？ 277 - 你连试都不敢试了吗？ + 谁教你开枪的？ 278 - 哈，想得美！ + 你会为此付出代价的！ 279 - 学学怎么开枪吧，新人！ + 婊子养的！ 280 - 做梦去吧！ + 垃圾！ 281 - 技术平平！ + 废物！ 282 - 那不可能发生的。 + 你连试都不敢试了吗？ 283 - 轰！ + 哈，想得美！ 284 - 小孩不应该玩枪！ + 学学怎么开枪吧，新人！ 285 - 得了吧！ + 做梦去吧！ 286 - 我外婆枪法都比你好！ + 技术平平！ 287 - 枪法太烂，你该后悔了！ + 那不可能发生的。 288 - 好险。 + 轰！ 289 - 碰不到！ + 小孩不应该玩枪！ 290 - 哦，不要让失望的心情影响到你。 + 得了吧！ 291 - 回到厨房里去吧，女人，你该呆在那里！ + 我外婆枪法都比你好！ 292 - 差一点。 + 枪法太烂，你该后悔了！ 293 - 在努力点吧！ + 好险。 294 - 呼！ + 碰不到！ 295 - 当然不！ + 哦，不要让失望的心情影响到你。 296 - 也许下次吧！ + 回到厨房里去吧，女人，你该呆在那里！ 297 - 不是今天！ + 差一点。 298 - 很接近，但是没中。 + 在努力点吧！ 299 - 吓我一跳。 + 呼！ + + + 300 + 当然不！ + + + 301 + 也许下次吧！ + + + 302 + 不是今天！ + + + 303 + 很接近，但是没中。 + + + 304 + 吓我一跳。 + + + 305 + You son of a bitch! + + + 306 + I will destroy you! + + + 307 + Dead or alive, you're coming with me. + + + 308 + I kick ass for the queen! + + + 309 + I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! + + + 322 + Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! + + + 327 + Is that the best you can do? + + + 328 + Your life is over, asshole! + + + 329 + Very pretty, but can you fight? + + + 330 + Howdy, pardner! + + + 331 + I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! + + + 332 + Viva la revolution! + + + 333 + Keep a place in hell for your queen! + + + 334 + Your move, creep! + + + 335 + Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... + + + 336 + Shit, shit, shit... + + + 337 + We're all gonna die. + + + 338 + God help me. + + + 339 + We're in some real pretty shit now! + + + 340 + It is no dream! This is really happening! + + + 341 + Goddamnit. + + + 342 + I got a bad feeling on this one. + + + 343 + It's a goddamn commando squad! + + + 344 + Why this shit always happens to me!? + + + 345 + I can't deal with this anymore + + + 346 + What the hell am I going to do now? + + + 347 + I should get the hell out of here! + + + 348 + Oh no, how could this happen? + + + 349 + I will not fight those bastards alone! + + + 350 + Where is the goddamn cavalry? + + + 351 + I am outta here. + + + 352 + Doctor is in! + + + 353 + Operation succesful! + + + 354 + I'll carve ya up like a chicken! + + + 355 + Bleed for me! + + + 356 + I can't believe they're paying me for that! + + + 357 + You taste like chicken! + + + 358 + You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! + + + 359 + Chop chop chop! + + + 360 + Fresh meat! + + + 361 + I'll drink your blood! + + + 362 + I'll gut you like a fish! + + + 363 + Let's see what's inside this pinata! + + + 364 + When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! + + + 365 + You could use some shave! + + + 366 + Don't worry, it's disinfected! + + + 367 + Show me what you've got! + + + 368 + Time for harakiri, asshole! + + + 369 + Hey, you've got untied shoelace! + + + 370 + There's a mustard on your shirt! + + + 371 + Mmmmmincemeat! + + + 372 + Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! + + + 373 + I'll break your every single bone! + + + 374 + Need a nose job? + + + 375 + Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! + + + 376 + See? Girls can fight too! + + + 377 + Girls power! + + + 378 + Aaand you're dead. + + + 379 + Next! + + + 380 + That's just a beginning, fuckers! + + + 381 + Time to loot a corpse, I guess. + + + 382 + Nice job getting yourself killed. + + + 383 + You OK? You look kinda... dead! + + + 384 + Another one to my collection. + + + 385 + You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. + + + 386 + That door revolved one time too many... + + + 387 + Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. + + + 388 + Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. + + + 389 + I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! + + + 390 + I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! + + + 391 + I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! + + + 392 + Pathetic. + + + 393 + Amateur. + + + 394 + Let this be a lesson for all of you! + + + 395 + You asked for it. + + + 396 + Your luck ran out. + + + 397 + Time to pay the piper! + + + 398 + Someone, go check his pulse. + + + 399 + Someone, go check her pulse. + + + 400 + Adios! + + + 401 + Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... + + + 402 + Serves you right, you slut! + + + 403 + In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. + + + 404 + Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. + + + 405 + Goodnight sweet prince. + + + 406 + OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. + + + 407 + OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. + + + 408 + Diagnosis: negative! + + + 409 + It didn't have end up like this.! + + + 410 + I think I'll skip a lunch today. + + + 411 + Hahaha! Fucking awesome! + + + 412 + Fuck yeah! I love this job! + + + 413 + It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. + + + 414 + Boom, head shot! + + + 415 + Wow! + + + 416 + Mind blown! + + + 417 + I wasn't even trying. + + + 418 + Did somebody take a picture? + + + 419 + Pop goes the zit! + + + 420 + I warned you about mexican food! + + + 421 + What can I say, I'm a better draw. + + + 422 + I'm gonna miss your cinematography... + + + 423 + Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. + + + 424 + Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! + + + 425 + No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! + + + 426 + Next time try shooting with open eyes! + + + 427 + Stop shaking! I can't hit you! + + + 428 + Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! + + + 429 + And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! + + + 430 + Couple? We're not married! + + + 431 + I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! + + + 432 + PX? What the fuck does it even mean? + + + 433 + No shit, Sherlock! + + + 434 + It will be one-way trip for you! + + + 435 + Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! + + + 436 + Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! + 1 + + + 437 + What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! + + + 438 + Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! + + + 439 + I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! + + + 440 + Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. + + + 441 + So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. + + + 442 + Indeed I do! + + + 443 + You know there's no such animal, right? + + + 444 + Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! + + + 445 + Trouble is my second name! + + + 446 + Like a bulldog! + + + 447 + You should be! + + + 448 + Your wish is my order! + + + 449 + Nobody ever does. + + + 450 + Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. + + + 451 + Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! + + + 452 + No, thank you! + + + 453 + Will see who's about to teach whom! + + + 454 + You're right! + + + 455 + You don't deserve a chance! + + + 456 + Horoscopes lie! + + + 457 + Ding dong! + + + 458 + It's still not too late! + + + 459 + We'll check ourselves! + + + 460 + Need bubbles, sir? + + + 461 + Did you just call me an ass!? + + + 462 + Whatever. + + + 463 + I didn't understand a single word! + + + 464 + It will only get closer! + + + 465 + I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. + + + 471 + You're the disease and I'm the cure. + + + 472 + I'm gonna blow your head off! + + + 473 + Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! + + + 475 + I eat Green Berets for breakfast! + + + 476 + You cowboys are finished! + + + 477 + Take this, you maggot! + + + 478 + I'm going to cut out your living guts! + + + 479 + Long live the queen! + + + 480 + Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! + + + 481 + Don't make me angry! + + + 482 + I must break you! + + + 484 + This is for the Queen! + + + 485 + The Queen says: Die! + + + 486 + Dying ain't much of a living, boy! + + + 487 + Dying ain't much of a living, girl! + + + 488 + Is that the best you can do? + + + 489 + Your life is over, asshole! + + + 490 + Very pretty, but can you fight? + + + 491 + Howdy, pardner! + + + 492 + I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! + + + 493 + Viva la revolution! + + + 494 + Your move, creep! + + + 495 + Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... + + + 496 + It's about to turn into full tournee! + + + 497 + "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? + + + 498 + As you wish! + + + 499 + Hey! I'm a lady! + + + 500 + I'll dig you one! Six feet under! + + + 501 + I guess there's no more room in hell... + + + 502 + Is this some kind of a joke? + + + 503 + They're coming to get us! + + + 504 + Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! + + + 505 + Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... + + + 506 + Really? I mean.. c'mon! + + + 507 + That's just fucked up! + + + 508 + What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? + + + 509 + Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! + + + 510 + I'll send you back to hell! + + + 511 + We'll need more paramedics! + + + 512 + Oh shit! It can smell my brain! + + + 513 + It's not zombie! He's infected! + + + 514 + Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... + + + 515 + It's alive! + + + 516 + Maybe it's friendly. + + + 517 + It's alive... ish. + + + 518 + Nothing's ever real until it's real. + + + 519 + They live! + + + 520 + There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... + + + 521 + I will not negotiate with undead! + + + 522 + So there IS a life after death! + + + 523 + Don't use the Z word! + + + 524 + Holy shit. Plot twist! + + + 525 + Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. + + + 526 + That's it, no more drugs for me. + + + 527 + I knew that movie was based on a true story! + + + 528 + You're one spooky motherfucker, man. + + + 529 + Oooh. Zombies. How original. + + + 530 + Zombie over here! + + + 531 + Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! + + + 532 + Undead! + + + 533 + This is a bad dream! + + + 534 + Blasphemy! + + + 535 + Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! + + + 536 + At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. + + + 537 + I'm scared to pieces! + + + 538 + It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. + + + 539 + It could be worse. They could be nazi! + + + 540 + Where's my lawnmower when I need it? + + + 541 + It's againt the nature, you freak! + + + 542 + Dead should stay dead. + + + 543 + Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. + + + 544 + No! I don't want to become one of you! + + + 545 + Stay away from my precious gray matter! + + + 546 + Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! + + + 547 + Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! + + + 548 + They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! + + + 549 + Not my face! My beautiful face! + + + 550 + The PAIN! + + + 551 + Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! + + + 552 + Does it hurt to be dead? + + + 553 + And stay dead! This time! + + + 554 + You're dead... again. + + + 555 + Rest in pieces! + + + 556 + If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. + + + 557 + Stay down! + + + 558 + Get back where you came from! + + + 559 + Zed is dead. + + + 560 + Yeah! See ya! + + + 561 + Punish! + + + 562 + Bingo! + + + 563 + I think you'll enjoy this. + + + 564 + I'll squash you like a bug! + + + 565 + Here comes Johnny! + + + 566 + Somebody call an ambulance! + + + 567 + My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! + + + 568 + Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! + + + 569 + OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! + + + 570 + Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! + + + 571 + Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? + + + 572 + Look what you've made me do... + + + 573 + Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! + + + 573 + Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! + + + 574 + Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! + + + 575 + Look who's come to the picnic! + + + 576 + You've got to be crazy to come here! + + + 577 + Now, you've got my attention! + + + 578 + You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! + + + 579 + You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! + + + 580 + Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... + + + 581 + Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! + + + 582 + How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! + + + 583 + You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? + + + 584 + Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... + + + 585 + Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! + + + 586 + Is that your best? + + + 587 + It's official: YOU SUCK! + + + 588 + You cannot hurt me! + + + 589 + Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? + + + 588 + I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! + + + 589 + Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! + + + 590 + Are you trying to piss me off? + + + 591 + Do you want to hurt me on purpose? + + + 592 + Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! + + + 593 + I'm going to beat the crap out of you! + + + 594 + If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! + + + 595 + That's it, you're fucking dead! + + + 596 + I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! + + + 597 + Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! + + + 598 + God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. + + + 599 + The army... I should have known better! + + + 600 + Coming here... What was I thinking? + + + 601 + I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. + + + 602 + No weapons! No friends! No hope! + + + 603 + If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... + + + 604 + HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! + + + 605 + Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! + + + 606 + Gee, whales can fight? + + + 607 + Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! + + + 608 + This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! + + + 609 + How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! + + + 610 + Over here, you morons! + + + 611 + Go to hell, Hellar! + + + 612 + Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? + + + 613 + It must be this time of the month! + + + 614 + Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! + + + 615 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 616 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 617 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 618 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 619 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 620 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 621 + Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? + + + 622 + Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? + + + 623 + Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! + + + 624 + Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! + + + 625 + Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! + + + 626 + OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! + + + 627 + Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. + + + 628 + Trust me. I'm a professional! + + + 629 + You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... + + + 630 + Nice boobs! Are these real? + + + 631 + You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? + + + 632 + Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. + + + 633 + Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! + + + 634 + You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! + + + 635 + I see you and now I can see through you! + + + 636 + Little enemies... little wounds! + + + 637 + I really hate needless violence. + + + 638 + Wow, you're even dumber than you look. + + + 639 + You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! + + + 640 + Were your parents siblings? + + + 641 + Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? + + + 642 + I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! + + + 643 + Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? + + + 643 + Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! + + + 644 + Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! + + + 645 + Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! + + + 646 + Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? + + + 647 + As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? + + + 648 + You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! + + + 649 + Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! + + + 650 + You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! + + + 651 + Guys, don't shoot the cushions! + + + 652 + It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! + + + 653 + How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? + + + 654 + How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? + + + 655 + Are you tryin' to make me look good? + + + 656 + Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! + + + 657 + Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! + + + 658 + Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? + + + 659 + Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? + + + 660 + Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? + + + 661 + Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? + + + 662 + Idiots! Idiots everywhere! + + + 663 + You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. + + + 664 + I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. + + + 665 + How's that karma tasting? Not so good? + + + 666 + Do you always take yourself so seriously? + + + 667 + Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. + + + 668 + Go bore someone else with your existence. + + + 669 + When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! + + + 670 + Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? + + + 671 + Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? + + + 672 + Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! + + + 673 + Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! + + + 674 + Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! + + + 675 + I'm scared to death! + + + 676 + Gee, that gave me goose bumps! + + + 677 + Speak of the devil! + + + 678 + Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! + + + 679 + OK, that was the last straw! + + + 680 + If I throw a stick, will you go away? + + + 681 + How can I miss you if you won't go away? + + + 682 + Hold my beer and watch this! + + + 683 + Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! + + + 684 + Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! + + + 685 + Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? + + + 686 + Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? + + + 687 + I thought your purpose was to die! + + + 688 + Hey, dickless! Over here! + + + 689 + Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? + + + 690 + Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! + + + 691 + Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? + + + 692 + Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? + + + 693 + Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? + + + 694 + Did your parents have any children that lived? + + + 695 + You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! + + + 696 + Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. + + + 697 + Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! + + + 698 + If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! + + + 699 + That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! + + + 700 + What? Hello? I can't hear anything! + + + 701 + Argh! My ears are bleeding! + + + 702 + What's this ringing? + + + 703 + Huh? It's all silent... + + + 704 + Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? + + + 705 + Fuck, my eyeballs! + + + 706 + I can't see shit! + + + 707 + Who turned off the light?! + + + 708 + Oh, my eyes! + + + 709 + Oh God, I'm blind! + + + 710 + Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! + + + 711 + Somebody help me! I can't see! + + + 712 + You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! + + + 713 + My eyes are on fire! + + + 714 + Cover me, I'm reloading! + + + 715 + I'm out, reloading! + + + 716 + I'm out, reloading! + + + 717 + Gotta reload! + + + 718 + Reloading! + + + 719 + I'm all out! + + + 720 + I'm running dry over here! + + + 721 + Need more ammo! + + + 722 + I'm out of bullets! + + + 723 + I'm leaking! + + + 724 + I'm bleeding! + + + 725 + Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! + + + 726 + Mmmm... blood. + + + 727 + I need medical attention! + + + 728 + I'm spilling blood! + + + 729 + I... can't... catch a breath... + + + 730 + My... lungs... + + + 731 + Gas! Oh... + + + 732 + I can't breath! + + + 733 + It burns! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir-languages/Chinese_Version/Data/TableData/Chinese.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/Chinese_Version/Data/TableData/Chinese.EnemyTaunts.xml index 79ce67516..3fcdfcacd 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/Chinese_Version/Data/TableData/Chinese.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/Chinese_Version/Data/TableData/Chinese.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ - + 0 @@ -26,7 +26,7 @@ 6 - 去死吧！ + 去死吧！ 7 @@ -38,7 +38,7 @@ 9 - 吃屎去吧！ + 吃屎去吧！ 10 @@ -54,7 +54,7 @@ 13 - 我要把你的蛋捏碎！ + 我要把你的蛋捏碎！ 14 @@ -66,7 +66,7 @@ 16 - 嘿，想玩玩嘛？ + 嘿，想玩玩嘛？ 17 @@ -86,7 +86,7 @@ 21 - 去死吧，害虫！ + 去死吧，害虫！ 22 @@ -94,7 +94,7 @@ 23 - 跳支舞吧！ + 跳支舞吧！ 24 @@ -102,7 +102,7 @@ 25 - 嗒嗒-嗒嗒-嗒嗒！ + 嗒嗒-嗒嗒-嗒嗒！ 26 @@ -114,7 +114,7 @@ 28 - 在我面前跪下吧，败类！ + 在我面前跪下吧，败类！ 29 @@ -130,11 +130,11 @@ 32 - 你可惹到你爹我了！ + 你可惹到你爹我了！ 33 - 你可惹到老娘我了！ + 你可惹到老娘我了！ 34 @@ -150,7 +150,7 @@ 37 - 很好！ + 很好！ 38 @@ -162,7 +162,7 @@ 40 - 你自找的！ + 你自找的！ 41 @@ -174,7 +174,7 @@ 43 - 呀啪！先生们！ + 呀啪！先生们！ 44 @@ -190,7 +190,7 @@ 47 - 滚吧！ + 滚吧！ 48 @@ -210,7 +210,7 @@ 52 - 哈哈哈！ + 哈哈哈！ 53 @@ -226,7 +226,7 @@ 56 - 当然啦！ + 当然啦！ 57 @@ -242,7 +242,7 @@ 60 - 好好看着。 + 好好看着。 61 @@ -254,7 +254,7 @@ 63 - 没想到吧，哼？ + 没想到吧，哼？ 64 @@ -262,15 +262,15 @@ 65 - 我等这一天很久了。 + 我等这一天很久了。 66 - 强权就是真理！ + 强权就是真理！ 67 - 这份工作可真不错。 + 这份工作可真不错。 68 @@ -286,7 +286,7 @@ 71 - 邻居来啦！ + 邻居来啦！ 72 @@ -298,7 +298,7 @@ 74 - 来你爹这！ + 来你爹这！ 75 @@ -306,7 +306,7 @@ 76 - 我要把你撕成碎片！ + 我要把你撕成碎片！ 77 @@ -314,7 +314,7 @@ 78 - 我看到你在发抖！ + 我看到你在发抖！ 79 @@ -322,11 +322,11 @@ 80 - 我要把你的头踩个稀巴烂！ + 我要把你的头踩个稀巴烂！ 81 - 结-账！ + 结-账！ 82 @@ -334,7 +334,7 @@ 83 - 我要把你的屁股打烂！ + 我要把你的屁股打烂！ 84 @@ -358,7 +358,7 @@ 89 - 准备好没？我来了！ + 准备好没？我来了！ 90 @@ -374,11 +374,11 @@ 93 - 你让我别无选择！ + 你让我别无选择！ 94 - 我要杀了你！ + 我要杀了你！ 95 @@ -406,7 +406,7 @@ 101 - 我保证不会很疼... + 我保证不会很疼... 102 @@ -422,11 +422,11 @@ 105 - 就是这样！ + 就是这样！ 106 - 一溜烟跑了。 + 一溜烟跑了。 107 @@ -458,7 +458,7 @@ 114 - 向你表达我的一点谢意！ + 向你表达我的一点谢意！ 115 @@ -478,7 +478,7 @@ 119 - 掩护！ + 掩护！ 120 @@ -494,710 +494,2380 @@ 123 - 他们在这儿！ + Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! + 1 124 - 游戏才刚刚开始！ + Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. + 1 125 - 我等这一天很久了。 + Can someone check out these noises? + 1 + 1 126 - 你这个败类，坐车只买儿童票的侏儒！ + Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. + 1 + 1 127 - 他们还不知道惹了多大的麻烦... + Let me guess, another false alarm. + 1 + 1 + 128 - 大家都准备好了！ + 他们在这儿！ 129 - 杀戮时间！ + 游戏才刚刚开始！ 130 - 我从尸体上扒走的钱都够买航天飞机了！ + 我等这一天很久了。 131 - 终于可以来场大屠杀了！ + 你这个败类，坐车只买儿童票的侏儒！ 132 - 哦，我等不及要给他们来几下！ + 他们还不知道惹了多大的麻烦... 133 - 终于可以练练手啦。 + 大家都准备好了！ 134 - 大家都给我起来！ + 杀戮时间！ 135 - 我要赚钱了... + 我从尸体上扒走的钱都够买航天飞机了！ 136 - 现在我可以试试手了。 + 终于可以来场大屠杀了！ 137 - 我们有战术上的优势！ + 哦，我等不及要给他们来几下！ 138 - 也许我能拿到勋章！ + 终于可以练练手啦。 139 - 我们遭到攻击！ + 大家都给我起来！ 140 - 哦，这不是很棒吗？ + 我要赚钱了... 141 - 我就不能稍微睡一会？ + 现在我可以试试手了。 142 - 敌人进攻了？还是头一次听说。 + 我们有战术上的优势！ 143 - 耶，谁能料想到。 + 也许我能拿到勋章！ 144 - 只要我们输一场我就彻底走人了。 + 我们遭到攻击！ 145 - 很好。 + 哦，这不是很棒吗？ 146 - “他们绝对不敢进攻的。” 说的好听。 + 我就不能稍微睡一会？ 147 - 谢谢你让我糟糕的一天彻底地糟透了，混蛋！ + 敌人进攻了？还是头一次听说。 148 - 大家都冷静点，我们会挺过去的。 + 耶，谁能料想到。 149 - 就位！ + 只要我们输一场我就彻底走人了。 150 - 我希望这一切都没发生过... + 很好。 151 - 自由射击！ + “他们绝对不敢进攻的。” 说的好听。 152 - 这注定会发生。 + 谢谢你让我糟糕的一天彻底地糟透了，混蛋！ 153 - 我听到了！ + 大家都冷静点，我们会挺过去的。 154 - 谁在那儿？ + 就位！ 155 - 那是什么？ + 我希望这一切都没发生过... 156 - 嘿！这他妈... + 自由射击！ 157 - 给我出来！ + 这注定会发生。 158 - 我警告过你...我能轻松地把你揪出来！ + 我听到了！ 159 - 那是他妈的什么玩意？ + 谁在那儿？ 160 - 你知道我不是聋子。 + 那是什么？ 161 - 嘿！ + 嘿！这他妈... 162 - 出来，懦夫！ + 给我出来！ 163 - 嘿！谁在那儿吵吵？ + 我警告过你...我能轻松地把你揪出来！ 164 - 不管你在哪儿，快出来吧！ + 那是他妈的什么玩意？ 165 - 嘿！我听到了什么奇怪的声音！ + 你知道我不是聋子。 166 - 有人吗？ + 嘿！ 167 - 谁去看看。 + 出来，懦夫！ 168 - 你在耍小聪明吗？ + 嘿！谁在那儿吵吵？ 169 - 奇怪的声音... + 不管你在哪儿，快出来吧！ 170 - 请问，谁能过去看看啊？ + 嘿！我听到了什么奇怪的声音！ 171 - 那是风吧...等等，根本没有风！ + 有人吗？ 172 - 出来吧！我们是朋友...我们不会打仗。 + 谁去看看。 173 - 唔唔唔...！ + 你在耍小聪明吗？ 174 - 巨大的错误！ + 奇怪的声音... 175 - 我勒个去！ + 请问，谁能过去看看啊？ 176 - 敌人！ + 那是风吧...等等，根本没有风！ 177 - 敌人！！！ + 出来吧！我们是朋友...我们不会打仗。 178 - 警报！警报！ + 唔唔唔...！ 179 - 没有人！ + 巨大的错误！ 180 - 入侵者！ + 我勒个去！ 181 - 有敌人了！ + 敌人！ 182 - 准备受刑吧！ + 敌人！！！ 183 - 卧槽！ + 警报！警报！ 184 - 哦，嘿！ + 没有人！ 185 - 我的小眼睛都能瞥见你！ + 入侵者！ 186 - 我看到了！ + 有敌人了！ 187 - 敌军！ + 准备受刑吧！ 188 - 发现敌人！ + 卧槽！ 189 - 敌人在这儿！ + 哦，嘿！ 190 - 我们有麻烦了... + 我的小眼睛都能瞥见你！ 191 - 这都在我的计划之中！ + 我看到了！ 192 - 我受够了！ + 敌军！ 193 - 我的天哪！ + 发现敌人！ 194 - 为了收拾这个烂摊子才赚这一点钱... + 敌人在这儿！ 195 - 什么时候弄得一团糟？ + 我们有麻烦了... 196 - 给我等着，我找弟兄们来！ + 这都在我的计划之中！ 197 - 总有一天...你会为此付出代价的！ + 我受够了！ 198 - 你耍阴招！ + 我的天哪！ 199 - 别指望我会忘了你！ + 为了收拾这个烂摊子才赚这一点钱... 200 - 我的娘来！ + 什么时候弄得一团糟？ 201 - 我会在你最不希望的时候再出现的，渣滓！ + 给我等着，我找弟兄们来！ 202 - 我暂时饶你一条狗命。 - + 总有一天...你会为此付出代价的！ + 203 - 够了！ + 你耍阴招！ 204 - 去他妈的！我走了！ + 别指望我会忘了你！ 205 - 去他妈的！我都算不上是一个士兵！ + 我的娘来！ 206 - 战术撤退！ + 我会在你最不希望的时候再出现的，渣滓！ 207 - 我看不下去了。 + 我暂时饶你一条狗命。 208 - 不，不，不行。 + 够了！ 209 - 跑回山里去吧。 + 去他妈的！我走了！ 210 - 就算是平局吧。 + 去他妈的！我都算不上是一个士兵！ 211 - 他们让我参军，可不是为了这些混账事情！ + 战术撤退！ 212 - 我从不后悔！ + 我看不下去了。 213 - 你完了，伙计！ + 不，不，不行。 214 - 我们做个朋友吧！ + 跑回山里去吧。 215 - 派对结束了！ + 就算是平局吧。 216 - 暴力不是解决办法！ + 他们让我参军，可不是为了这些混账事情！ 217 - 长这么漂亮的脸蛋，我可舍不得死！ + 我从不后悔！ 218 - 去你们的，我可要回家了。 + 你完了，伙计！ 219 - 相爱，不要相战！ + 我们做个朋友吧！ 220 - 我，呃...家里灯忘了关了。得赶紧回去！ + 派对结束了！ 221 - 给我个电话号码，我回头再找你！ + 暴力不是解决办法！ 222 - 啊哈！ + 长这么漂亮的脸蛋，我可舍不得死！ 223 - 我满眼红色... + 去你们的，我可要回家了。 224 - 可恶，我快失去意识了。 + 相爱，不要相战！ 225 - 呃！ + 我，呃...家里灯忘了关了。得赶紧回去！ 226 - 这...很疼！ + 给我个电话号码，我回头再找你！ 227 - 你会，呃...后悔的。 + 啊哈！ 228 - 我去！ + 我满眼红色... 229 - 卧槽...！ + 可恶，我快失去意识了。 230 - 啊！ + 呃！ 231 - 你娘的！ + 这...很疼！ 232 - 嗷，去你妈的！ + 你会，呃...后悔的。 233 - 操！你会遭到报应的！ + 我去！ 234 - 你惹错人了！ + 卧槽...！ 235 - 你现在算是彻底惹怒我了。 + 啊！ 236 - 这不算什么！ + 你娘的！ 237 - 我还在这儿！ + 嗷，去你妈的！ 238 - 什么都没感觉到！ + 操！你会遭到报应的！ 239 - 痛觉只是我肉体的弱点！ + 你惹错人了！ 240 - 疼痛只是一种幻觉！ + 你现在算是彻底惹怒我了。 241 - 你以为你是谁？ + 这不算什么！ 242 - 嗷，来啊！ + 我还在这儿！ 243 - 为什么是我！？ + 什么都没感觉到！ 244 - 这打到你身上会比我更疼。 + 痛觉只是我肉体的弱点！ 245 - 我对疼痛过敏！ + 疼痛只是一种幻觉！ 246 - 嘿，卡多纳！迪迪女王向你问声好！ + 你以为你是谁？ 247 - 杀掉你这个反抗军的炮灰我就能晋级了！ + 嗷，来啊！ 248 - 卧槽，那是Gus Tarballs，我们死定了！ + 为什么是我！？ 249 - 嘿！是“东部旷野”的成员啊！我是你的粉丝耶！ + 这打到你身上会比我更疼。 250 - 梆梆！就像“草泥马归来！”一样！ + 我对疼痛过敏！ 251 - 太多尘土，太多子弹！ + 嘿，卡多纳！迪迪女王向你问声好！ 252 - 骑上你的本田车滚蛋吧！ + 杀掉你这个反抗军的炮灰我就能晋级了！ 253 - 原谅我，这是我的罪责！ + 卧槽，那是Gus Tarballs，我们死定了！ 254 - 你的上帝在哪呢？！ + 嘿！是“东部旷野”的成员啊！我是你的粉丝耶！ 255 - 神父，第五戒律算是什么？你个伪善者！ + 梆梆！就像“草泥马归来！”一样！ 256 - 滚回棺材里去吧，你这个畸形的僵尸！ + 太多尘土，太多子弹！ 257 - 这个靶子真好打！ + 骑上你的本田车滚蛋吧！ 258 - 发现敌人！操，不可能打不中... + 原谅我，这是我的罪责！ 259 - 除掉你这张丑脸就是在为人类做贡献！ + 你的上帝在哪呢？！ 260 - 嘿，宝贝，给我电话号码，我就不再朝你开枪了！ + 神父，第五戒律算是什么？你个伪善者！ 261 - 嘿，帅哥，给我电话号码，我就不再朝你开枪了！ + 滚回棺材里去吧，你这个畸形的僵尸！ 262 - 那个疯女人是谁？ + 这个靶子真好打！ 263 - 你干这个有点太老了吧，怪老头？ + 发现敌人！操，不可能打不中... 264 - 嫁给我吧！ + 除掉你这张丑脸就是在为人类做贡献！ 265 - 可怜人！ + 嘿，宝贝，给我电话号码，我就不再朝你开枪了！ 266 - 你敢再来一遍？ + 嘿，帅哥，给我电话号码，我就不再朝你开枪了！ 267 - 别逼我过去！ + 那个疯女人是谁？ 268 - 你刚刚犯了一个大错误！ + 你干这个有点太老了吧，怪老头？ 269 - 我要把那把枪从你冰冷的手中拿走！ + 嫁给我吧！ 270 - 你会后悔没打中的！ + 可怜人！ 271 - 你在朝谁开枪啊？ + 你敢再来一遍？ 272 - 谁教你开枪的？ + 别逼我过去！ 273 - 你会为此付出代价的！ + 你刚刚犯了一个大错误！ 274 - 婊子养的！ + 我要把那把枪从你冰冷的手中拿走！ 275 - 垃圾！ + 你会后悔没打中的！ 276 - 废物！ + 你在朝谁开枪啊？ 277 - 你连试都不敢试了吗？ + 谁教你开枪的？ 278 - 哈，想得美！ + 你会为此付出代价的！ 279 - 学学怎么开枪吧，新人！ + 婊子养的！ 280 - 做梦去吧！ + 垃圾！ 281 - 技术平平！ + 废物！ 282 - 那不可能发生的。 + 你连试都不敢试了吗？ 283 - 轰！ + 哈，想得美！ 284 - 小孩不应该玩枪！ + 学学怎么开枪吧，新人！ 285 - 得了吧！ + 做梦去吧！ 286 - 我外婆枪法都比你好！ + 技术平平！ 287 - 枪法太烂，你该后悔了！ + 那不可能发生的。 288 - 好险。 + 轰！ 289 - 碰不到！ + 小孩不应该玩枪！ 290 - 哦，不要让失望的心情影响到你。 + 得了吧！ 291 - 回到厨房里去吧，女人，你该呆在那里！ + 我外婆枪法都比你好！ 292 - 差一点。 + 枪法太烂，你该后悔了！ 293 - 在努力点吧！ + 好险。 294 - 呼！ + 碰不到！ 295 - 当然不！ + 哦，不要让失望的心情影响到你。 296 - 也许下次吧！ + 回到厨房里去吧，女人，你该呆在那里！ 297 - 不是今天！ + 差一点。 298 - 很接近，但是没中。 + 在努力点吧！ 299 - 吓我一跳。 + 呼！ + + + 300 + 当然不！ + + + 301 + 也许下次吧！ + + + 302 + 不是今天！ + + + 303 + 很接近，但是没中。 + + + 304 + 吓我一跳。 + + + 305 + You son of a bitch! + + + 306 + I will destroy you! + + + 307 + Dead or alive, you're coming with me. + + + 308 + I kick ass for the queen! + + + 309 + I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! + + + 322 + Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! + + + 327 + Is that the best you can do? + + + 328 + Your life is over, asshole! + + + 329 + Very pretty, but can you fight? + + + 330 + Howdy, pardner! + + + 331 + I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! + + + 332 + Viva la revolution! + + + 333 + Keep a place in hell for your queen! + + + 334 + Your move, creep! + + + 335 + Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... + + + 336 + Shit, shit, shit... + + + 337 + We're all gonna die. + + + 338 + God help me. + + + 339 + We're in some real pretty shit now! + + + 340 + It is no dream! This is really happening! + + + 341 + Goddamnit. + + + 342 + I got a bad feeling on this one. + + + 343 + It's a goddamn commando squad! + + + 344 + Why this shit always happens to me!? + + + 345 + I can't deal with this anymore + + + 346 + What the hell am I going to do now? + + + 347 + I should get the hell out of here! + + + 348 + Oh no, how could this happen? + + + 349 + I will not fight those bastards alone! + + + 350 + Where is the goddamn cavalry? + + + 351 + I am outta here. + + + 352 + Doctor is in! + + + 353 + Operation succesful! + + + 354 + I'll carve ya up like a chicken! + + + 355 + Bleed for me! + + + 356 + I can't believe they're paying me for that! + + + 357 + You taste like chicken! + + + 358 + You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! + + + 359 + Chop chop chop! + + + 360 + Fresh meat! + + + 361 + I'll drink your blood! + + + 362 + I'll gut you like a fish! + + + 363 + Let's see what's inside this pinata! + + + 364 + When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! + + + 365 + You could use some shave! + + + 366 + Don't worry, it's disinfected! + + + 367 + Show me what you've got! + + + 368 + Time for harakiri, asshole! + + + 369 + Hey, you've got untied shoelace! + + + 370 + There's a mustard on your shirt! + + + 371 + Mmmmmincemeat! + + + 372 + Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! + + + 373 + I'll break your every single bone! + + + 374 + Need a nose job? + + + 375 + Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! + + + 376 + See? Girls can fight too! + + + 377 + Girls power! + + + 378 + Aaand you're dead. + + + 379 + Next! + + + 380 + That's just a beginning, fuckers! + + + 381 + Time to loot a corpse, I guess. + + + 382 + Nice job getting yourself killed. + + + 383 + You OK? You look kinda... dead! + + + 384 + Another one to my collection. + + + 385 + You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. + + + 386 + That door revolved one time too many... + + + 387 + Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. + + + 388 + Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. + + + 389 + I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! + + + 390 + I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! + + + 391 + I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! + + + 392 + Pathetic. + + + 393 + Amateur. + + + 394 + Let this be a lesson for all of you! + + + 395 + You asked for it. + + + 396 + Your luck ran out. + + + 397 + Time to pay the piper! + + + 398 + Someone, go check his pulse. + + + 399 + Someone, go check her pulse. + + + 400 + Adios! + + + 401 + Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... + + + 402 + Serves you right, you slut! + + + 403 + In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. + + + 404 + Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. + + + 405 + Goodnight sweet prince. + + + 406 + OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. + + + 407 + OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. + + + 408 + Diagnosis: negative! + + + 409 + It didn't have end up like this.! + + + 410 + I think I'll skip a lunch today. + + + 411 + Hahaha! Fucking awesome! + + + 412 + Fuck yeah! I love this job! + + + 413 + It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. + + + 414 + Boom, head shot! + + + 415 + Wow! + + + 416 + Mind blown! + + + 417 + I wasn't even trying. + + + 418 + Did somebody take a picture? + + + 419 + Pop goes the zit! + + + 420 + I warned you about mexican food! + + + 421 + What can I say, I'm a better draw. + + + 422 + I'm gonna miss your cinematography... + + + 423 + Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. + + + 424 + Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! + + + 425 + No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! + + + 426 + Next time try shooting with open eyes! + + + 427 + Stop shaking! I can't hit you! + + + 428 + Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! + + + 429 + And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! + + + 430 + Couple? We're not married! + + + 431 + I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! + + + 432 + PX? What the fuck does it even mean? + + + 433 + No shit, Sherlock! + + + 434 + It will be one-way trip for you! + + + 435 + Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! + + + 436 + Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! + 1 + + + 437 + What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! + + + 438 + Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! + + + 439 + I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! + + + 440 + Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. + + + 441 + So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. + + + 442 + Indeed I do! + + + 443 + You know there's no such animal, right? + + + 444 + Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! + + + 445 + Trouble is my second name! + + + 446 + Like a bulldog! + + + 447 + You should be! + + + 448 + Your wish is my order! + + + 449 + Nobody ever does. + + + 450 + Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. + + + 451 + Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! + + + 452 + No, thank you! + + + 453 + Will see who's about to teach whom! + + + 454 + You're right! + + + 455 + You don't deserve a chance! + + + 456 + Horoscopes lie! + + + 457 + Ding dong! + + + 458 + It's still not too late! + + + 459 + We'll check ourselves! + + + 460 + Need bubbles, sir? + + + 461 + Did you just call me an ass!? + + + 462 + Whatever. + + + 463 + I didn't understand a single word! + + + 464 + It will only get closer! + + + 465 + I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. + + + 471 + You're the disease and I'm the cure. + + + 472 + I'm gonna blow your head off! + + + 473 + Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! + + + 475 + I eat Green Berets for breakfast! + + + 476 + You cowboys are finished! + + + 477 + Take this, you maggot! + + + 478 + I'm going to cut out your living guts! + + + 479 + Long live the queen! + + + 480 + Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! + + + 481 + Don't make me angry! + + + 482 + I must break you! + + + 484 + This is for the Queen! + + + 485 + The Queen says: Die! + + + 486 + Dying ain't much of a living, boy! + + + 487 + Dying ain't much of a living, girl! + + + 488 + Is that the best you can do? + + + 489 + Your life is over, asshole! + + + 490 + Very pretty, but can you fight? + + + 491 + Howdy, pardner! + + + 492 + I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! + + + 493 + Viva la revolution! + + + 494 + Your move, creep! + + + 495 + Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... + + + 496 + It's about to turn into full tournee! + + + 497 + "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? + + + 498 + As you wish! + + + 499 + Hey! I'm a lady! + + + 500 + I'll dig you one! Six feet under! + + + 501 + I guess there's no more room in hell... + + + 502 + Is this some kind of a joke? + + + 503 + They're coming to get us! + + + 504 + Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! + + + 505 + Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... + + + 506 + Really? I mean.. c'mon! + + + 507 + That's just fucked up! + + + 508 + What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? + + + 509 + Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! + + + 510 + I'll send you back to hell! + + + 511 + We'll need more paramedics! + + + 512 + Oh shit! It can smell my brain! + + + 513 + It's not zombie! He's infected! + + + 514 + Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... + + + 515 + It's alive! + + + 516 + Maybe it's friendly. + + + 517 + It's alive... ish. + + + 518 + Nothing's ever real until it's real. + + + 519 + They live! + + + 520 + There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... + + + 521 + I will not negotiate with undead! + + + 522 + So there IS a life after death! + + + 523 + Don't use the Z word! + + + 524 + Holy shit. Plot twist! + + + 525 + Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. + + + 526 + That's it, no more drugs for me. + + + 527 + I knew that movie was based on a true story! + + + 528 + You're one spooky motherfucker, man. + + + 529 + Oooh. Zombies. How original. + + + 530 + Zombie over here! + + + 531 + Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! + + + 532 + Undead! + + + 533 + This is a bad dream! + + + 534 + Blasphemy! + + + 535 + Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! + + + 536 + At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. + + + 537 + I'm scared to pieces! + + + 538 + It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. + + + 539 + It could be worse. They could be nazi! + + + 540 + Where's my lawnmower when I need it? + + + 541 + It's againt the nature, you freak! + + + 542 + Dead should stay dead. + + + 543 + Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. + + + 544 + No! I don't want to become one of you! + + + 545 + Stay away from my precious gray matter! + + + 546 + Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! + + + 547 + Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! + + + 548 + They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! + + + 549 + Not my face! My beautiful face! + + + 550 + The PAIN! + + + 551 + Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! + + + 552 + Does it hurt to be dead? + + + 553 + And stay dead! This time! + + + 554 + You're dead... again. + + + 555 + Rest in pieces! + + + 556 + If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. + + + 557 + Stay down! + + + 558 + Get back where you came from! + + + 559 + Zed is dead. + + + 560 + Yeah! See ya! + + + 561 + Punish! + + + 562 + Bingo! + + + 563 + I think you'll enjoy this. + + + 564 + I'll squash you like a bug! + + + 565 + Here comes Johnny! + + + 566 + Somebody call an ambulance! + + + 567 + My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! + + + 568 + Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! + + + 569 + OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! + + + 570 + Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! + + + 571 + Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? + + + 572 + Look what you've made me do... + + + 573 + Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! + + + 573 + Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! + + + 574 + Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! + + + 575 + Look who's come to the picnic! + + + 576 + You've got to be crazy to come here! + + + 577 + Now, you've got my attention! + + + 578 + You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! + + + 579 + You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! + + + 580 + Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... + + + 581 + Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! + + + 582 + How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! + + + 583 + You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? + + + 584 + Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... + + + 585 + Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! + + + 586 + Is that your best? + + + 587 + It's official: YOU SUCK! + + + 588 + You cannot hurt me! + + + 589 + Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? + + + 588 + I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! + + + 589 + Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! + + + 590 + Are you trying to piss me off? + + + 591 + Do you want to hurt me on purpose? + + + 592 + Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! + + + 593 + I'm going to beat the crap out of you! + + + 594 + If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! + + + 595 + That's it, you're fucking dead! + + + 596 + I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! + + + 597 + Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! + + + 598 + God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. + + + 599 + The army... I should have known better! + + + 600 + Coming here... What was I thinking? + + + 601 + I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. + + + 602 + No weapons! No friends! No hope! + + + 603 + If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... + + + 604 + HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! + + + 605 + Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! + + + 606 + Gee, whales can fight? + + + 607 + Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! + + + 608 + This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! + + + 609 + How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! + + + 610 + Over here, you morons! + + + 611 + Go to hell, Hellar! + + + 612 + Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? + + + 613 + It must be this time of the month! + + + 614 + Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! + + + 615 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 616 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 617 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 618 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 619 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 620 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 621 + Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? + + + 622 + Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? + + + 623 + Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! + + + 624 + Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! + + + 625 + Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! + + + 626 + OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! + + + 627 + Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. + + + 628 + Trust me. I'm a professional! + + + 629 + You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... + + + 630 + Nice boobs! Are these real? + + + 631 + You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? + + + 632 + Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. + + + 633 + Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! + + + 634 + You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! + + + 635 + I see you and now I can see through you! + + + 636 + Little enemies... little wounds! + + + 637 + I really hate needless violence. + + + 638 + Wow, you're even dumber than you look. + + + 639 + You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! + + + 640 + Were your parents siblings? + + + 641 + Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? + + + 642 + I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! + + + 643 + Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? + + + 643 + Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! + + + 644 + Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! + + + 645 + Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! + + + 646 + Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? + + + 647 + As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? + + + 648 + You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! + + + 649 + Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! + + + 650 + You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! + + + 651 + Guys, don't shoot the cushions! + + + 652 + It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! + + + 653 + How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? + + + 654 + How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? + + + 655 + Are you tryin' to make me look good? + + + 656 + Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! + + + 657 + Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! + + + 658 + Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? + + + 659 + Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? + + + 660 + Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? + + + 661 + Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? + + + 662 + Idiots! Idiots everywhere! + + + 663 + You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. + + + 664 + I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. + + + 665 + How's that karma tasting? Not so good? + + + 666 + Do you always take yourself so seriously? + + + 667 + Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. + + + 668 + Go bore someone else with your existence. + + + 669 + When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! + + + 670 + Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? + + + 671 + Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? + + + 672 + Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! + + + 673 + Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! + + + 674 + Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! + + + 675 + I'm scared to death! + + + 676 + Gee, that gave me goose bumps! + + + 677 + Speak of the devil! + + + 678 + Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! + + + 679 + OK, that was the last straw! + + + 680 + If I throw a stick, will you go away? + + + 681 + How can I miss you if you won't go away? + + + 682 + Hold my beer and watch this! + + + 683 + Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! + + + 684 + Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! + + + 685 + Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? + + + 686 + Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? + + + 687 + I thought your purpose was to die! + + + 688 + Hey, dickless! Over here! + + + 689 + Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? + + + 690 + Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! + + + 691 + Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? + + + 692 + Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? + + + 693 + Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? + + + 694 + Did your parents have any children that lived? + + + 695 + You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! + + + 696 + Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. + + + 697 + Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! + + + 698 + If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! + + + 699 + That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! + + + 700 + What? Hello? I can't hear anything! + + + 701 + Argh! My ears are bleeding! + + + 702 + What's this ringing? + + + 703 + Huh? It's all silent... + + + 704 + Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? + + + 705 + Fuck, my eyeballs! + + + 706 + I can't see shit! + + + 707 + Who turned off the light?! + + + 708 + Oh, my eyes! + + + 709 + Oh God, I'm blind! + + + 710 + Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! + + + 711 + Somebody help me! I can't see! + + + 712 + You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! + + + 713 + My eyes are on fire! + + + 714 + Cover me, I'm reloading! + + + 715 + I'm out, reloading! + + + 716 + I'm out, reloading! + + + 717 + Gotta reload! + + + 718 + Reloading! + + + 719 + I'm all out! + + + 720 + I'm running dry over here! + + + 721 + Need more ammo! + + + 722 + I'm out of bullets! + + + 723 + I'm leaking! + + + 724 + I'm bleeding! + + + 725 + Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! + + + 726 + Mmmm... blood. + + + 727 + I need medical attention! + + + 728 + I'm spilling blood! + + + 729 + I... can't... catch a breath... + + + 730 + My... lungs... + + + 731 + Gas! Oh... + + + 732 + I can't breath! + + + 733 + It burns! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir-languages/Dutch_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Dutch.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/Dutch_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Dutch.EnemyTaunts.xml index 73ef5f6a6..8a7b6f7f5 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/Dutch_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Dutch.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/Dutch_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Dutch.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ - + 0 @@ -26,7 +26,7 @@ 6 - Die! + Die! 7 @@ -38,7 +38,7 @@ 9 - Eat shit and die! + Eat shit and die! 10 @@ -54,7 +54,7 @@ 13 - I'll chop your balls off! + I'll chop your balls off! 14 @@ -66,7 +66,7 @@ 16 - Hey, wanna play? + Hey, wanna play? 17 @@ -86,7 +86,7 @@ 21 - Die, vermin! + Die, vermin! 22 @@ -94,7 +94,7 @@ 23 - Dance for me! + Dance for me! 24 @@ -102,7 +102,7 @@ 25 - Dakka-dakka-dakka! + Dakka-dakka-dakka! 26 @@ -114,7 +114,7 @@ 28 - Kneel before me, loser! + Kneel before me, loser! 29 @@ -130,11 +130,11 @@ 32 - You fucked with the wrong man! + You fucked with the wrong man! 33 - You fucked with the wrong woman! + You fucked with the wrong woman! 34 @@ -150,7 +150,7 @@ 37 - That's right! + That's right! 38 @@ -162,7 +162,7 @@ 40 - You had it coming! + You had it coming! 41 @@ -174,7 +174,7 @@ 43 - Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! + Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! 44 @@ -190,7 +190,7 @@ 47 - Suck it down! + Suck it down! 48 @@ -210,7 +210,7 @@ 52 - Hahaha! + Hahaha! 53 @@ -226,7 +226,7 @@ 56 - Hell yeah! + Hell yeah! 57 @@ -242,7 +242,7 @@ 60 - Watch and learn. + Watch and learn. 61 @@ -254,7 +254,7 @@ 63 - Didn't see THAT coming, ha? + Didn't see THAT coming, ha? 64 @@ -262,15 +262,15 @@ 65 - I always wanted to do this. + I always wanted to do this. 66 - Peace through power! + Peace through power! 67 - This job ain't that bad. + This job ain't that bad. 68 @@ -286,7 +286,7 @@ 71 - There goes the neighborhood! + There goes the neighborhood! 72 @@ -298,7 +298,7 @@ 74 - Come to papa. + Come to papa. 75 @@ -306,7 +306,7 @@ 76 - I'll rip you to pieces! + I'll rip you to pieces! 77 @@ -314,7 +314,7 @@ 78 - I can smell your fear! + I can smell your fear! 79 @@ -322,11 +322,11 @@ 80 - I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! + I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! 81 - Chaaarge! + Chaaarge! 82 @@ -334,7 +334,7 @@ 83 - Your ass is mine! + Your ass is mine! 84 @@ -358,7 +358,7 @@ 89 - Ready or not, here I come! + Ready or not, here I come! 90 @@ -374,11 +374,11 @@ 93 - You don't leave me a choice! + You don't leave me a choice! 94 - I'll kill you! + I'll kill you! 95 @@ -406,7 +406,7 @@ 101 - I promise it won't hurt... much. + I promise it won't hurt... much. 102 @@ -422,11 +422,11 @@ 105 - Here ya go! + Here ya go! 106 - Pop goes the weasel. + Pop goes the weasel. 107 @@ -458,7 +458,7 @@ 114 - Here's a token of my gratitude! + Here's a token of my gratitude! 115 @@ -478,7 +478,7 @@ 119 - Take cover! + Take cover! 120 @@ -494,710 +494,2380 @@ 123 - They're here! + Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! + 1 124 - Now the fun can start! + Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. + 1 125 - I've waited for this looong time. + Can someone check out these noises? + 1 + 1 126 - Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! + Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. + 1 + 1 127 - They have no idea what they are in for... + Let me guess, another false alarm. + 1 + 1 128 - Everyone get ready! + They're here! + 1 129 - Killing time! + Now the fun can start! 130 - I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! + I've waited for this looong time. 131 - Finally! Some carnage! + Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! 132 - Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! + They have no idea what they are in for... 133 - Finally, my training will pay off. + Everyone get ready! 134 - Everybody, wake up! + Killing time! 135 - Time to earn my paycheck... + I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! 136 - Now I'll be able to prove myself. + Finally! Some carnage! 137 - We have tactical advantage! + Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! 138 - Maybe I'll get a medal! + Finally, my training will pay off. 139 - We're under attack! + Everybody, wake up! 140 - Oh, ain't that just great? + Time to earn my paycheck... 141 - Can't guy get a nap around here? + Now I'll be able to prove myself. 142 - Enemy attack. That's something new. + We have tactical advantage! 143 - Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. + Maybe I'll get a medal! 144 - I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. + We're under attack! 145 - Fantastic. + Oh, ain't that just great? 146 - "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. + Can't guy get a nap around here? 147 - Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! + Enemy attack. That's something new. 148 - Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. + Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. 149 - Take positions! + I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. 150 - I hoped this would never happen... + Fantastic. 151 - Fire at will! + "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. 152 - It was bound to happen eventually. + Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! 153 - I heard that! + Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. 154 - Who's there? + Take positions! 155 - What was that? + I hoped this would never happen... 156 - Hey! What the... + Fire at will! 157 - Show yourself! + It was bound to happen eventually. 158 - I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! + I heard that! 159 - What the hell was that? + Who's there? 160 - I'm not deaf, you know? + What was that? 161 - Hey! + Hey! What the... 162 - Come out, coward! + Show yourself! 163 - Hey! Who's making all that racket? + I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! 164 - Just show yourself, wherever you are! + What the hell was that? 165 - Hey! I've heard something suspicious! + I'm not deaf, you know? 166 - Anybody there? + Hey! 167 - Shoulda check it out. + Come out, coward! 168 - Is someone being clever? + Hey! Who's making all that racket? 169 - Strange noises... + Just show yourself, wherever you are! 170 - Can someone else check it out, please? + Hey! I've heard something suspicious! 171 - It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! + Anybody there? 172 - Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. + Shoulda check it out. 173 - Da'ffff...! + Is someone being clever? 174 - Big mistake! + Strange noises... 175 - Holy crap! + Can someone else check it out, please? 176 - Enemy! + It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! 177 - Enemy!!! + Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. 178 - Alert! Alert! + Da'ffff...! 179 - There is one! + Big mistake! 180 - Intruders! + Holy crap! 181 - We've got company! + Enemy! 182 - Prepare to suffer! + Enemy!!! 183 - Holy shit! + Alert! Alert! 184 - Oh, hi. + There is one! 185 - I spy with my little eye! + Intruders! 186 - I have a sigthing! + We've got company! 187 - Enemy forces! + Prepare to suffer! 188 - Enemy detected! + Holy shit! 189 - Enemy over here! + Oh, hi. 190 - We're in some real shit... + I spy with my little eye! 191 - It was all part of my plan! + I have a sigthing! 192 - I've had enough! + Enemy forces! 193 - Oh my God! + Enemy detected! 194 - They ain't paying us enough for this shit... + Enemy over here! 195 - When did things go so wrong? + We're in some real shit... 196 - I'll be back! With friends! + It was all part of my plan! 197 - You'll pay for that... the other day! + I've had enough! 198 - You're not playing fair! + Oh my God! 199 - Don't think you I will forgive ya! + They ain't paying us enough for this shit... 200 - Mommy! + When did things go so wrong? 201 - I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! + I'll be back! With friends! 202 - I'll leave you alive... for now. - + You'll pay for that... the other day! + 203 - Enough is enough! + You're not playing fair! 204 - Screw this! I'm outta here! + Don't think you I will forgive ya! 205 - Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! + Mommy! 206 - Tactical retreat! + I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! 207 - I've seen enough. + I'll leave you alive... for now. 208 - Nope, nope, nope. + Enough is enough! 209 - Run to the hills! + Screw this! I'm outta here! 210 - Let's call it a draw. + Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! 211 - They said "join the army". Not for this shit! + Tactical retreat! 212 - I regret nothing! + I've seen enough. 213 - Game over, man! + Nope, nope, nope. 214 - Let's be friends! + Run to the hills! 215 - Party's over! + Let's call it a draw. 216 - Violence is not an answer! + They said "join the army". Not for this shit! 217 - I'm too beautiful to die! + I regret nothing! 218 - Screw you guys, I'm going home! + Game over, man! 219 - Make love, not war! + Let's be friends! 220 - I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! + Party's over! 221 - Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! + Violence is not an answer! 222 - Aaaggh! + I'm too beautiful to die! 223 - I see red... + Screw you guys, I'm going home! 224 - Damn, I'm barely conscious. + Make love, not war! 225 - Ugh! + I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! 226 - This... hurts! + Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! 227 - You will regret... uhh... this. + Aaaggh! 228 - Crap! + I see red... 229 - What the...! + Damn, I'm barely conscious. 230 - Ouch! + Ugh! 231 - You fuck! + This... hurts! 232 - Oh, you piece of shit! + You will regret... uhh... this. 233 - Fuck, you'll pay for that! + Crap! 234 - You fucked with the wrong guy! + What the...! 235 - Now you have... pissed me off. + Ouch! 236 - It was nothing! + You fuck! 237 - I'm still here! + Oh, you piece of shit! 238 - Didn't feel a thing! + Fuck, you'll pay for that! 239 - Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! + You fucked with the wrong guy! 240 - Pain is just an illusion! + Now you have... pissed me off. 241 - Who do you think you are? + It was nothing! 242 - Oh, come on! + I'm still here! 243 - Why me?! + Didn't feel a thing! 244 - This hurts you more then it hurts me. + Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! 245 - I'm allergic to pain! + Pain is just an illusion! 246 - Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! + Who do you think you are? 247 - I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! + Oh, come on! 248 - Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! + Why me?! 249 - Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! + This hurts you more then it hurts me. 250 - Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! + I'm allergic to pain! 251 - Much Dust, Many Bullets! + Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! 252 - Get back on your Honda, and travel away! + I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! 253 - Forgive me, for I have sinned! + Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! 254 - Where's your God now?! + Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! 255 - Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! + Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! 256 - Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! + Much Dust, Many Bullets! 257 - Now that's an easy target! + Get back on your Honda, and travel away! 258 - Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... + Forgive me, for I have sinned! 259 - I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! + Where's your God now?! 260 - Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! + Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! 261 - Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! + Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! 262 - Who's that psycho chick? + Now that's an easy target! 263 - Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? + Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... 264 - Marry me! + I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! 265 - Pathetic! + Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 266 - Try again, I dare ya. + Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 267 - Don't make me go over there! + Who's that psycho chick? 268 - You've just made a big mistake! + Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? 269 - I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! + Marry me! 270 - You'll regret missing! + Pathetic! 271 - Who were you shootin' at? + Try again, I dare ya. 272 - Who learned you to shoot? + Don't make me go over there! 273 - You'll pay for that! + You've just made a big mistake! 274 - Son of a bitch! + I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! 275 - You suck! + You'll regret missing! 276 - Lame! + Who were you shootin' at? 277 - Are you even trying? + Who learned you to shoot? 278 - Ha, you wish! + You'll pay for that! 279 - Learn how to shoot, rookie! + Son of a bitch! 280 - In your dream! + You suck! 281 - I'm not impressed! + Lame! 282 - That ain't gonna happen. + Are you even trying? 283 - Booooo! + Ha, you wish! 284 - Children shouldn't play with guns! + Learn how to shoot, rookie! 285 - Nice try! + In your dream! 286 - My grandma's a better shot! + I'm not impressed! 287 - That shot was bad and you should feel bad! + That ain't gonna happen. 288 - Close enough. + Booooo! 289 - Can't touch this! + Children shouldn't play with guns! 290 - Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. + Nice try! 291 - Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! + My grandma's a better shot! 292 - Was close. + That shot was bad and you should feel bad! 293 - Try harder! + Close enough. 294 - Whew! + Can't touch this! 295 - Hell no! + Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. 296 - Maybe next time! + Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! 297 - Not today! + Was close. 298 - Close, but no cigar. + Try harder! 299 - That woke me up. + Whew! + + + 300 + Hell no! + + + 301 + Maybe next time! + + + 302 + Not today! + + + 303 + Close, but no cigar. + + + 304 + That woke me up. + + + 305 + You son of a bitch! + + + 306 + I will destroy you! + + + 307 + Dead or alive, you're coming with me. + + + 308 + I kick ass for the queen! + + + 309 + I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! + + + 322 + Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! + + + 327 + Is that the best you can do? + + + 328 + Your life is over, asshole! + + + 329 + Very pretty, but can you fight? + + + 330 + Howdy, pardner! + + + 331 + I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! + + + 332 + Viva la revolution! + + + 333 + Keep a place in hell for your queen! + + + 334 + Your move, creep! + + + 335 + Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... + + + 336 + Shit, shit, shit... + + + 337 + We're all gonna die. + + + 338 + God help me. + + + 339 + We're in some real pretty shit now! + + + 340 + It is no dream! This is really happening! + + + 341 + Goddamnit. + + + 342 + I got a bad feeling on this one. + + + 343 + It's a goddamn commando squad! + + + 344 + Why this shit always happens to me!? + + + 345 + I can't deal with this anymore + + + 346 + What the hell am I going to do now? + + + 347 + I should get the hell out of here! + + + 348 + Oh no, how could this happen? + + + 349 + I will not fight those bastards alone! + + + 350 + Where is the goddamn cavalry? + + + 351 + I am outta here. + + + 352 + Doctor is in! + + + 353 + Operation succesful! + + + 354 + I'll carve ya up like a chicken! + + + 355 + Bleed for me! + + + 356 + I can't believe they're paying me for that! + + + 357 + You taste like chicken! + + + 358 + You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! + + + 359 + Chop chop chop! + + + 360 + Fresh meat! + + + 361 + I'll drink your blood! + + + 362 + I'll gut you like a fish! + + + 363 + Let's see what's inside this pinata! + + + 364 + When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! + + + 365 + You could use some shave! + + + 366 + Don't worry, it's disinfected! + + + 367 + Show me what you've got! + + + 368 + Time for harakiri, asshole! + + + 369 + Hey, you've got untied shoelace! + + + 370 + There's a mustard on your shirt! + + + 371 + Mmmmmincemeat! + + + 372 + Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! + + + 373 + I'll break your every single bone! + + + 374 + Need a nose job? + + + 375 + Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! + + + 376 + See? Girls can fight too! + + + 377 + Girls power! + + + 378 + Aaand you're dead. + + + 379 + Next! + + + 380 + That's just a beginning, fuckers! + + + 381 + Time to loot a corpse, I guess. + + + 382 + Nice job getting yourself killed. + + + 383 + You OK? You look kinda... dead! + + + 384 + Another one to my collection. + + + 385 + You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. + + + 386 + That door revolved one time too many... + + + 387 + Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. + + + 388 + Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. + + + 389 + I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! + + + 390 + I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! + + + 391 + I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! + + + 392 + Pathetic. + + + 393 + Amateur. + + + 394 + Let this be a lesson for all of you! + + + 395 + You asked for it. + + + 396 + Your luck ran out. + + + 397 + Time to pay the piper! + + + 398 + Someone, go check his pulse. + + + 399 + Someone, go check her pulse. + + + 400 + Adios! + + + 401 + Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... + + + 402 + Serves you right, you slut! + + + 403 + In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. + + + 404 + Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. + + + 405 + Goodnight sweet prince. + + + 406 + OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. + + + 407 + OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. + + + 408 + Diagnosis: negative! + + + 409 + It didn't have end up like this.! + + + 410 + I think I'll skip a lunch today. + + + 411 + Hahaha! Fucking awesome! + + + 412 + Fuck yeah! I love this job! + + + 413 + It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. + + + 414 + Boom, head shot! + + + 415 + Wow! + + + 416 + Mind blown! + + + 417 + I wasn't even trying. + + + 418 + Did somebody take a picture? + + + 419 + Pop goes the zit! + + + 420 + I warned you about mexican food! + + + 421 + What can I say, I'm a better draw. + + + 422 + I'm gonna miss your cinematography... + + + 423 + Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. + + + 424 + Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! + + + 425 + No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! + + + 426 + Next time try shooting with open eyes! + + + 427 + Stop shaking! I can't hit you! + + + 428 + Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! + + + 429 + And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! + + + 430 + Couple? We're not married! + + + 431 + I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! + + + 432 + PX? What the fuck does it even mean? + + + 433 + No shit, Sherlock! + + + 434 + It will be one-way trip for you! + + + 435 + Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! + + + 436 + Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! + 1 + + + 437 + What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! + + + 438 + Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! + + + 439 + I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! + + + 440 + Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. + + + 441 + So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. + + + 442 + Indeed I do! + + + 443 + You know there's no such animal, right? + + + 444 + Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! + + + 445 + Trouble is my second name! + + + 446 + Like a bulldog! + + + 447 + You should be! + + + 448 + Your wish is my order! + + + 449 + Nobody ever does. + + + 450 + Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. + + + 451 + Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! + + + 452 + No, thank you! + + + 453 + Will see who's about to teach whom! + + + 454 + You're right! + + + 455 + You don't deserve a chance! + + + 456 + Horoscopes lie! + + + 457 + Ding dong! + + + 458 + It's still not too late! + + + 459 + We'll check ourselves! + + + 460 + Need bubbles, sir? + + + 461 + Did you just call me an ass!? + + + 462 + Whatever. + + + 463 + I didn't understand a single word! + + + 464 + It will only get closer! + + + 465 + I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. + + + 471 + You're the disease and I'm the cure. + + + 472 + I'm gonna blow your head off! + + + 473 + Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! + + + 475 + I eat Green Berets for breakfast! + + + 476 + You cowboys are finished! + + + 477 + Take this, you maggot! + + + 478 + I'm going to cut out your living guts! + + + 479 + Long live the queen! + + + 480 + Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! + + + 481 + Don't make me angry! + + + 482 + I must break you! + + + 484 + This is for the Queen! + + + 485 + The Queen says: Die! + + + 486 + Dying ain't much of a living, boy! + + + 487 + Dying ain't much of a living, girl! + + + 488 + Is that the best you can do? + + + 489 + Your life is over, asshole! + + + 490 + Very pretty, but can you fight? + + + 491 + Howdy, pardner! + + + 492 + I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! + + + 493 + Viva la revolution! + + + 494 + Your move, creep! + + + 495 + Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... + + + 496 + It's about to turn into full tournee! + + + 497 + "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? + + + 498 + As you wish! + + + 499 + Hey! I'm a lady! + + + 500 + I'll dig you one! Six feet under! + + + 501 + I guess there's no more room in hell... + + + 502 + Is this some kind of a joke? + + + 503 + They're coming to get us! + + + 504 + Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! + + + 505 + Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... + + + 506 + Really? I mean.. c'mon! + + + 507 + That's just fucked up! + + + 508 + What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? + + + 509 + Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! + + + 510 + I'll send you back to hell! + + + 511 + We'll need more paramedics! + + + 512 + Oh shit! It can smell my brain! + + + 513 + It's not zombie! He's infected! + + + 514 + Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... + + + 515 + It's alive! + + + 516 + Maybe it's friendly. + + + 517 + It's alive... ish. + + + 518 + Nothing's ever real until it's real. + + + 519 + They live! + + + 520 + There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... + + + 521 + I will not negotiate with undead! + + + 522 + So there IS a life after death! + + + 523 + Don't use the Z word! + + + 524 + Holy shit. Plot twist! + + + 525 + Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. + + + 526 + That's it, no more drugs for me. + + + 527 + I knew that movie was based on a true story! + + + 528 + You're one spooky motherfucker, man. + + + 529 + Oooh. Zombies. How original. + + + 530 + Zombie over here! + + + 531 + Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! + + + 532 + Undead! + + + 533 + This is a bad dream! + + + 534 + Blasphemy! + + + 535 + Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! + + + 536 + At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. + + + 537 + I'm scared to pieces! + + + 538 + It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. + + + 539 + It could be worse. They could be nazi! + + + 540 + Where's my lawnmower when I need it? + + + 541 + It's againt the nature, you freak! + + + 542 + Dead should stay dead. + + + 543 + Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. + + + 544 + No! I don't want to become one of you! + + + 545 + Stay away from my precious gray matter! + + + 546 + Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! + + + 547 + Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! + + + 548 + They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! + + + 549 + Not my face! My beautiful face! + + + 550 + The PAIN! + + + 551 + Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! + + + 552 + Does it hurt to be dead? + + + 553 + And stay dead! This time! + + + 554 + You're dead... again. + + + 555 + Rest in pieces! + + + 556 + If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. + + + 557 + Stay down! + + + 558 + Get back where you came from! + + + 559 + Zed is dead. + + + 560 + Yeah! See ya! + + + 561 + Punish! + + + 562 + Bingo! + + + 563 + I think you'll enjoy this. + + + 564 + I'll squash you like a bug! + + + 565 + Here comes Johnny! + + + 566 + Somebody call an ambulance! + + + 567 + My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! + + + 568 + Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! + + + 569 + OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! + + + 570 + Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! + + + 571 + Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? + + + 572 + Look what you've made me do... + + + 573 + Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! + + + 573 + Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! + + + 574 + Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! + + + 575 + Look who's come to the picnic! + + + 576 + You've got to be crazy to come here! + + + 577 + Now, you've got my attention! + + + 578 + You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! + + + 579 + You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! + + + 580 + Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... + + + 581 + Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! + + + 582 + How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! + + + 583 + You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? + + + 584 + Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... + + + 585 + Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! + + + 586 + Is that your best? + + + 587 + It's official: YOU SUCK! + + + 588 + You cannot hurt me! + + + 589 + Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? + + + 588 + I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! + + + 589 + Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! + + + 590 + Are you trying to piss me off? + + + 591 + Do you want to hurt me on purpose? + + + 592 + Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! + + + 593 + I'm going to beat the crap out of you! + + + 594 + If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! + + + 595 + That's it, you're fucking dead! + + + 596 + I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! + + + 597 + Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! + + + 598 + God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. + + + 599 + The army... I should have known better! + + + 600 + Coming here... What was I thinking? + + + 601 + I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. + + + 602 + No weapons! No friends! No hope! + + + 603 + If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... + + + 604 + HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! + + + 605 + Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! + + + 606 + Gee, whales can fight? + + + 607 + Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! + + + 608 + This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! + + + 609 + How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! + + + 610 + Over here, you morons! + + + 611 + Go to hell, Hellar! + + + 612 + Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? + + + 613 + It must be this time of the month! + + + 614 + Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! + + + 615 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 616 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 617 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 618 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 619 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 620 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 621 + Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? + + + 622 + Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? + + + 623 + Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! + + + 624 + Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! + + + 625 + Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! + + + 626 + OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! + + + 627 + Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. + + + 628 + Trust me. I'm a professional! + + + 629 + You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... + + + 630 + Nice boobs! Are these real? + + + 631 + You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? + + + 632 + Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. + + + 633 + Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! + + + 634 + You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! + + + 635 + I see you and now I can see through you! + + + 636 + Little enemies... little wounds! + + + 637 + I really hate needless violence. + + + 638 + Wow, you're even dumber than you look. + + + 639 + You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! + + + 640 + Were your parents siblings? + + + 641 + Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? + + + 642 + I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! + + + 643 + Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? + + + 643 + Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! + + + 644 + Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! + + + 645 + Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! + + + 646 + Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? + + + 647 + As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? + + + 648 + You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! + + + 649 + Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! + + + 650 + You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! + + + 651 + Guys, don't shoot the cushions! + + + 652 + It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! + + + 653 + How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? + + + 654 + How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? + + + 655 + Are you tryin' to make me look good? + + + 656 + Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! + + + 657 + Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! + + + 658 + Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? + + + 659 + Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? + + + 660 + Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? + + + 661 + Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? + + + 662 + Idiots! Idiots everywhere! + + + 663 + You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. + + + 664 + I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. + + + 665 + How's that karma tasting? Not so good? + + + 666 + Do you always take yourself so seriously? + + + 667 + Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. + + + 668 + Go bore someone else with your existence. + + + 669 + When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! + + + 670 + Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? + + + 671 + Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? + + + 672 + Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! + + + 673 + Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! + + + 674 + Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! + + + 675 + I'm scared to death! + + + 676 + Gee, that gave me goose bumps! + + + 677 + Speak of the devil! + + + 678 + Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! + + + 679 + OK, that was the last straw! + + + 680 + If I throw a stick, will you go away? + + + 681 + How can I miss you if you won't go away? + + + 682 + Hold my beer and watch this! + + + 683 + Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! + + + 684 + Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! + + + 685 + Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? + + + 686 + Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? + + + 687 + I thought your purpose was to die! + + + 688 + Hey, dickless! Over here! + + + 689 + Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? + + + 690 + Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! + + + 691 + Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? + + + 692 + Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? + + + 693 + Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? + + + 694 + Did your parents have any children that lived? + + + 695 + You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! + + + 696 + Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. + + + 697 + Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! + + + 698 + If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! + + + 699 + That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! + + + 700 + What? Hello? I can't hear anything! + + + 701 + Argh! My ears are bleeding! + + + 702 + What's this ringing? + + + 703 + Huh? It's all silent... + + + 704 + Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? + + + 705 + Fuck, my eyeballs! + + + 706 + I can't see shit! + + + 707 + Who turned off the light?! + + + 708 + Oh, my eyes! + + + 709 + Oh God, I'm blind! + + + 710 + Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! + + + 711 + Somebody help me! I can't see! + + + 712 + You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! + + + 713 + My eyes are on fire! + + + 714 + Cover me, I'm reloading! + + + 715 + I'm out, reloading! + + + 716 + I'm out, reloading! + + + 717 + Gotta reload! + + + 718 + Reloading! + + + 719 + I'm all out! + + + 720 + I'm running dry over here! + + + 721 + Need more ammo! + + + 722 + I'm out of bullets! + + + 723 + I'm leaking! + + + 724 + I'm bleeding! + + + 725 + Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! + + + 726 + Mmmm... blood. + + + 727 + I need medical attention! + + + 728 + I'm spilling blood! + + + 729 + I... can't... catch a breath... + + + 730 + My... lungs... + + + 731 + Gas! Oh... + + + 732 + I can't breath! + + + 733 + It burns! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir-languages/Dutch_Version/Data/TableData/Dutch.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/Dutch_Version/Data/TableData/Dutch.EnemyTaunts.xml index 73ef5f6a6..8a7b6f7f5 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/Dutch_Version/Data/TableData/Dutch.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/Dutch_Version/Data/TableData/Dutch.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ - + 0 @@ -26,7 +26,7 @@ 6 - Die! + Die! 7 @@ -38,7 +38,7 @@ 9 - Eat shit and die! + Eat shit and die! 10 @@ -54,7 +54,7 @@ 13 - I'll chop your balls off! + I'll chop your balls off! 14 @@ -66,7 +66,7 @@ 16 - Hey, wanna play? + Hey, wanna play? 17 @@ -86,7 +86,7 @@ 21 - Die, vermin! + Die, vermin! 22 @@ -94,7 +94,7 @@ 23 - Dance for me! + Dance for me! 24 @@ -102,7 +102,7 @@ 25 - Dakka-dakka-dakka! + Dakka-dakka-dakka! 26 @@ -114,7 +114,7 @@ 28 - Kneel before me, loser! + Kneel before me, loser! 29 @@ -130,11 +130,11 @@ 32 - You fucked with the wrong man! + You fucked with the wrong man! 33 - You fucked with the wrong woman! + You fucked with the wrong woman! 34 @@ -150,7 +150,7 @@ 37 - That's right! + That's right! 38 @@ -162,7 +162,7 @@ 40 - You had it coming! + You had it coming! 41 @@ -174,7 +174,7 @@ 43 - Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! + Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! 44 @@ -190,7 +190,7 @@ 47 - Suck it down! + Suck it down! 48 @@ -210,7 +210,7 @@ 52 - Hahaha! + Hahaha! 53 @@ -226,7 +226,7 @@ 56 - Hell yeah! + Hell yeah! 57 @@ -242,7 +242,7 @@ 60 - Watch and learn. + Watch and learn. 61 @@ -254,7 +254,7 @@ 63 - Didn't see THAT coming, ha? + Didn't see THAT coming, ha? 64 @@ -262,15 +262,15 @@ 65 - I always wanted to do this. + I always wanted to do this. 66 - Peace through power! + Peace through power! 67 - This job ain't that bad. + This job ain't that bad. 68 @@ -286,7 +286,7 @@ 71 - There goes the neighborhood! + There goes the neighborhood! 72 @@ -298,7 +298,7 @@ 74 - Come to papa. + Come to papa. 75 @@ -306,7 +306,7 @@ 76 - I'll rip you to pieces! + I'll rip you to pieces! 77 @@ -314,7 +314,7 @@ 78 - I can smell your fear! + I can smell your fear! 79 @@ -322,11 +322,11 @@ 80 - I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! + I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! 81 - Chaaarge! + Chaaarge! 82 @@ -334,7 +334,7 @@ 83 - Your ass is mine! + Your ass is mine! 84 @@ -358,7 +358,7 @@ 89 - Ready or not, here I come! + Ready or not, here I come! 90 @@ -374,11 +374,11 @@ 93 - You don't leave me a choice! + You don't leave me a choice! 94 - I'll kill you! + I'll kill you! 95 @@ -406,7 +406,7 @@ 101 - I promise it won't hurt... much. + I promise it won't hurt... much. 102 @@ -422,11 +422,11 @@ 105 - Here ya go! + Here ya go! 106 - Pop goes the weasel. + Pop goes the weasel. 107 @@ -458,7 +458,7 @@ 114 - Here's a token of my gratitude! + Here's a token of my gratitude! 115 @@ -478,7 +478,7 @@ 119 - Take cover! + Take cover! 120 @@ -494,710 +494,2380 @@ 123 - They're here! + Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! + 1 124 - Now the fun can start! + Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. + 1 125 - I've waited for this looong time. + Can someone check out these noises? + 1 + 1 126 - Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! + Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. + 1 + 1 127 - They have no idea what they are in for... + Let me guess, another false alarm. + 1 + 1 128 - Everyone get ready! + They're here! + 1 129 - Killing time! + Now the fun can start! 130 - I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! + I've waited for this looong time. 131 - Finally! Some carnage! + Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! 132 - Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! + They have no idea what they are in for... 133 - Finally, my training will pay off. + Everyone get ready! 134 - Everybody, wake up! + Killing time! 135 - Time to earn my paycheck... + I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! 136 - Now I'll be able to prove myself. + Finally! Some carnage! 137 - We have tactical advantage! + Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! 138 - Maybe I'll get a medal! + Finally, my training will pay off. 139 - We're under attack! + Everybody, wake up! 140 - Oh, ain't that just great? + Time to earn my paycheck... 141 - Can't guy get a nap around here? + Now I'll be able to prove myself. 142 - Enemy attack. That's something new. + We have tactical advantage! 143 - Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. + Maybe I'll get a medal! 144 - I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. + We're under attack! 145 - Fantastic. + Oh, ain't that just great? 146 - "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. + Can't guy get a nap around here? 147 - Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! + Enemy attack. That's something new. 148 - Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. + Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. 149 - Take positions! + I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. 150 - I hoped this would never happen... + Fantastic. 151 - Fire at will! + "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. 152 - It was bound to happen eventually. + Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! 153 - I heard that! + Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. 154 - Who's there? + Take positions! 155 - What was that? + I hoped this would never happen... 156 - Hey! What the... + Fire at will! 157 - Show yourself! + It was bound to happen eventually. 158 - I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! + I heard that! 159 - What the hell was that? + Who's there? 160 - I'm not deaf, you know? + What was that? 161 - Hey! + Hey! What the... 162 - Come out, coward! + Show yourself! 163 - Hey! Who's making all that racket? + I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! 164 - Just show yourself, wherever you are! + What the hell was that? 165 - Hey! I've heard something suspicious! + I'm not deaf, you know? 166 - Anybody there? + Hey! 167 - Shoulda check it out. + Come out, coward! 168 - Is someone being clever? + Hey! Who's making all that racket? 169 - Strange noises... + Just show yourself, wherever you are! 170 - Can someone else check it out, please? + Hey! I've heard something suspicious! 171 - It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! + Anybody there? 172 - Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. + Shoulda check it out. 173 - Da'ffff...! + Is someone being clever? 174 - Big mistake! + Strange noises... 175 - Holy crap! + Can someone else check it out, please? 176 - Enemy! + It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! 177 - Enemy!!! + Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. 178 - Alert! Alert! + Da'ffff...! 179 - There is one! + Big mistake! 180 - Intruders! + Holy crap! 181 - We've got company! + Enemy! 182 - Prepare to suffer! + Enemy!!! 183 - Holy shit! + Alert! Alert! 184 - Oh, hi. + There is one! 185 - I spy with my little eye! + Intruders! 186 - I have a sigthing! + We've got company! 187 - Enemy forces! + Prepare to suffer! 188 - Enemy detected! + Holy shit! 189 - Enemy over here! + Oh, hi. 190 - We're in some real shit... + I spy with my little eye! 191 - It was all part of my plan! + I have a sigthing! 192 - I've had enough! + Enemy forces! 193 - Oh my God! + Enemy detected! 194 - They ain't paying us enough for this shit... + Enemy over here! 195 - When did things go so wrong? + We're in some real shit... 196 - I'll be back! With friends! + It was all part of my plan! 197 - You'll pay for that... the other day! + I've had enough! 198 - You're not playing fair! + Oh my God! 199 - Don't think you I will forgive ya! + They ain't paying us enough for this shit... 200 - Mommy! + When did things go so wrong? 201 - I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! + I'll be back! With friends! 202 - I'll leave you alive... for now. - + You'll pay for that... the other day! + 203 - Enough is enough! + You're not playing fair! 204 - Screw this! I'm outta here! + Don't think you I will forgive ya! 205 - Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! + Mommy! 206 - Tactical retreat! + I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! 207 - I've seen enough. + I'll leave you alive... for now. 208 - Nope, nope, nope. + Enough is enough! 209 - Run to the hills! + Screw this! I'm outta here! 210 - Let's call it a draw. + Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! 211 - They said "join the army". Not for this shit! + Tactical retreat! 212 - I regret nothing! + I've seen enough. 213 - Game over, man! + Nope, nope, nope. 214 - Let's be friends! + Run to the hills! 215 - Party's over! + Let's call it a draw. 216 - Violence is not an answer! + They said "join the army". Not for this shit! 217 - I'm too beautiful to die! + I regret nothing! 218 - Screw you guys, I'm going home! + Game over, man! 219 - Make love, not war! + Let's be friends! 220 - I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! + Party's over! 221 - Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! + Violence is not an answer! 222 - Aaaggh! + I'm too beautiful to die! 223 - I see red... + Screw you guys, I'm going home! 224 - Damn, I'm barely conscious. + Make love, not war! 225 - Ugh! + I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! 226 - This... hurts! + Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! 227 - You will regret... uhh... this. + Aaaggh! 228 - Crap! + I see red... 229 - What the...! + Damn, I'm barely conscious. 230 - Ouch! + Ugh! 231 - You fuck! + This... hurts! 232 - Oh, you piece of shit! + You will regret... uhh... this. 233 - Fuck, you'll pay for that! + Crap! 234 - You fucked with the wrong guy! + What the...! 235 - Now you have... pissed me off. + Ouch! 236 - It was nothing! + You fuck! 237 - I'm still here! + Oh, you piece of shit! 238 - Didn't feel a thing! + Fuck, you'll pay for that! 239 - Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! + You fucked with the wrong guy! 240 - Pain is just an illusion! + Now you have... pissed me off. 241 - Who do you think you are? + It was nothing! 242 - Oh, come on! + I'm still here! 243 - Why me?! + Didn't feel a thing! 244 - This hurts you more then it hurts me. + Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! 245 - I'm allergic to pain! + Pain is just an illusion! 246 - Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! + Who do you think you are? 247 - I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! + Oh, come on! 248 - Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! + Why me?! 249 - Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! + This hurts you more then it hurts me. 250 - Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! + I'm allergic to pain! 251 - Much Dust, Many Bullets! + Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! 252 - Get back on your Honda, and travel away! + I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! 253 - Forgive me, for I have sinned! + Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! 254 - Where's your God now?! + Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! 255 - Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! + Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! 256 - Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! + Much Dust, Many Bullets! 257 - Now that's an easy target! + Get back on your Honda, and travel away! 258 - Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... + Forgive me, for I have sinned! 259 - I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! + Where's your God now?! 260 - Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! + Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! 261 - Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! + Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! 262 - Who's that psycho chick? + Now that's an easy target! 263 - Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? + Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... 264 - Marry me! + I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! 265 - Pathetic! + Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 266 - Try again, I dare ya. + Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 267 - Don't make me go over there! + Who's that psycho chick? 268 - You've just made a big mistake! + Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? 269 - I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! + Marry me! 270 - You'll regret missing! + Pathetic! 271 - Who were you shootin' at? + Try again, I dare ya. 272 - Who learned you to shoot? + Don't make me go over there! 273 - You'll pay for that! + You've just made a big mistake! 274 - Son of a bitch! + I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! 275 - You suck! + You'll regret missing! 276 - Lame! + Who were you shootin' at? 277 - Are you even trying? + Who learned you to shoot? 278 - Ha, you wish! + You'll pay for that! 279 - Learn how to shoot, rookie! + Son of a bitch! 280 - In your dream! + You suck! 281 - I'm not impressed! + Lame! 282 - That ain't gonna happen. + Are you even trying? 283 - Booooo! + Ha, you wish! 284 - Children shouldn't play with guns! + Learn how to shoot, rookie! 285 - Nice try! + In your dream! 286 - My grandma's a better shot! + I'm not impressed! 287 - That shot was bad and you should feel bad! + That ain't gonna happen. 288 - Close enough. + Booooo! 289 - Can't touch this! + Children shouldn't play with guns! 290 - Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. + Nice try! 291 - Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! + My grandma's a better shot! 292 - Was close. + That shot was bad and you should feel bad! 293 - Try harder! + Close enough. 294 - Whew! + Can't touch this! 295 - Hell no! + Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. 296 - Maybe next time! + Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! 297 - Not today! + Was close. 298 - Close, but no cigar. + Try harder! 299 - That woke me up. + Whew! + + + 300 + Hell no! + + + 301 + Maybe next time! + + + 302 + Not today! + + + 303 + Close, but no cigar. + + + 304 + That woke me up. + + + 305 + You son of a bitch! + + + 306 + I will destroy you! + + + 307 + Dead or alive, you're coming with me. + + + 308 + I kick ass for the queen! + + + 309 + I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! + + + 322 + Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! + + + 327 + Is that the best you can do? + + + 328 + Your life is over, asshole! + + + 329 + Very pretty, but can you fight? + + + 330 + Howdy, pardner! + + + 331 + I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! + + + 332 + Viva la revolution! + + + 333 + Keep a place in hell for your queen! + + + 334 + Your move, creep! + + + 335 + Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... + + + 336 + Shit, shit, shit... + + + 337 + We're all gonna die. + + + 338 + God help me. + + + 339 + We're in some real pretty shit now! + + + 340 + It is no dream! This is really happening! + + + 341 + Goddamnit. + + + 342 + I got a bad feeling on this one. + + + 343 + It's a goddamn commando squad! + + + 344 + Why this shit always happens to me!? + + + 345 + I can't deal with this anymore + + + 346 + What the hell am I going to do now? + + + 347 + I should get the hell out of here! + + + 348 + Oh no, how could this happen? + + + 349 + I will not fight those bastards alone! + + + 350 + Where is the goddamn cavalry? + + + 351 + I am outta here. + + + 352 + Doctor is in! + + + 353 + Operation succesful! + + + 354 + I'll carve ya up like a chicken! + + + 355 + Bleed for me! + + + 356 + I can't believe they're paying me for that! + + + 357 + You taste like chicken! + + + 358 + You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! + + + 359 + Chop chop chop! + + + 360 + Fresh meat! + + + 361 + I'll drink your blood! + + + 362 + I'll gut you like a fish! + + + 363 + Let's see what's inside this pinata! + + + 364 + When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! + + + 365 + You could use some shave! + + + 366 + Don't worry, it's disinfected! + + + 367 + Show me what you've got! + + + 368 + Time for harakiri, asshole! + + + 369 + Hey, you've got untied shoelace! + + + 370 + There's a mustard on your shirt! + + + 371 + Mmmmmincemeat! + + + 372 + Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! + + + 373 + I'll break your every single bone! + + + 374 + Need a nose job? + + + 375 + Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! + + + 376 + See? Girls can fight too! + + + 377 + Girls power! + + + 378 + Aaand you're dead. + + + 379 + Next! + + + 380 + That's just a beginning, fuckers! + + + 381 + Time to loot a corpse, I guess. + + + 382 + Nice job getting yourself killed. + + + 383 + You OK? You look kinda... dead! + + + 384 + Another one to my collection. + + + 385 + You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. + + + 386 + That door revolved one time too many... + + + 387 + Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. + + + 388 + Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. + + + 389 + I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! + + + 390 + I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! + + + 391 + I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! + + + 392 + Pathetic. + + + 393 + Amateur. + + + 394 + Let this be a lesson for all of you! + + + 395 + You asked for it. + + + 396 + Your luck ran out. + + + 397 + Time to pay the piper! + + + 398 + Someone, go check his pulse. + + + 399 + Someone, go check her pulse. + + + 400 + Adios! + + + 401 + Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... + + + 402 + Serves you right, you slut! + + + 403 + In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. + + + 404 + Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. + + + 405 + Goodnight sweet prince. + + + 406 + OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. + + + 407 + OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. + + + 408 + Diagnosis: negative! + + + 409 + It didn't have end up like this.! + + + 410 + I think I'll skip a lunch today. + + + 411 + Hahaha! Fucking awesome! + + + 412 + Fuck yeah! I love this job! + + + 413 + It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. + + + 414 + Boom, head shot! + + + 415 + Wow! + + + 416 + Mind blown! + + + 417 + I wasn't even trying. + + + 418 + Did somebody take a picture? + + + 419 + Pop goes the zit! + + + 420 + I warned you about mexican food! + + + 421 + What can I say, I'm a better draw. + + + 422 + I'm gonna miss your cinematography... + + + 423 + Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. + + + 424 + Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! + + + 425 + No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! + + + 426 + Next time try shooting with open eyes! + + + 427 + Stop shaking! I can't hit you! + + + 428 + Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! + + + 429 + And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! + + + 430 + Couple? We're not married! + + + 431 + I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! + + + 432 + PX? What the fuck does it even mean? + + + 433 + No shit, Sherlock! + + + 434 + It will be one-way trip for you! + + + 435 + Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! + + + 436 + Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! + 1 + + + 437 + What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! + + + 438 + Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! + + + 439 + I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! + + + 440 + Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. + + + 441 + So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. + + + 442 + Indeed I do! + + + 443 + You know there's no such animal, right? + + + 444 + Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! + + + 445 + Trouble is my second name! + + + 446 + Like a bulldog! + + + 447 + You should be! + + + 448 + Your wish is my order! + + + 449 + Nobody ever does. + + + 450 + Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. + + + 451 + Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! + + + 452 + No, thank you! + + + 453 + Will see who's about to teach whom! + + + 454 + You're right! + + + 455 + You don't deserve a chance! + + + 456 + Horoscopes lie! + + + 457 + Ding dong! + + + 458 + It's still not too late! + + + 459 + We'll check ourselves! + + + 460 + Need bubbles, sir? + + + 461 + Did you just call me an ass!? + + + 462 + Whatever. + + + 463 + I didn't understand a single word! + + + 464 + It will only get closer! + + + 465 + I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. + + + 471 + You're the disease and I'm the cure. + + + 472 + I'm gonna blow your head off! + + + 473 + Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! + + + 475 + I eat Green Berets for breakfast! + + + 476 + You cowboys are finished! + + + 477 + Take this, you maggot! + + + 478 + I'm going to cut out your living guts! + + + 479 + Long live the queen! + + + 480 + Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! + + + 481 + Don't make me angry! + + + 482 + I must break you! + + + 484 + This is for the Queen! + + + 485 + The Queen says: Die! + + + 486 + Dying ain't much of a living, boy! + + + 487 + Dying ain't much of a living, girl! + + + 488 + Is that the best you can do? + + + 489 + Your life is over, asshole! + + + 490 + Very pretty, but can you fight? + + + 491 + Howdy, pardner! + + + 492 + I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! + + + 493 + Viva la revolution! + + + 494 + Your move, creep! + + + 495 + Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... + + + 496 + It's about to turn into full tournee! + + + 497 + "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? + + + 498 + As you wish! + + + 499 + Hey! I'm a lady! + + + 500 + I'll dig you one! Six feet under! + + + 501 + I guess there's no more room in hell... + + + 502 + Is this some kind of a joke? + + + 503 + They're coming to get us! + + + 504 + Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! + + + 505 + Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... + + + 506 + Really? I mean.. c'mon! + + + 507 + That's just fucked up! + + + 508 + What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? + + + 509 + Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! + + + 510 + I'll send you back to hell! + + + 511 + We'll need more paramedics! + + + 512 + Oh shit! It can smell my brain! + + + 513 + It's not zombie! He's infected! + + + 514 + Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... + + + 515 + It's alive! + + + 516 + Maybe it's friendly. + + + 517 + It's alive... ish. + + + 518 + Nothing's ever real until it's real. + + + 519 + They live! + + + 520 + There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... + + + 521 + I will not negotiate with undead! + + + 522 + So there IS a life after death! + + + 523 + Don't use the Z word! + + + 524 + Holy shit. Plot twist! + + + 525 + Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. + + + 526 + That's it, no more drugs for me. + + + 527 + I knew that movie was based on a true story! + + + 528 + You're one spooky motherfucker, man. + + + 529 + Oooh. Zombies. How original. + + + 530 + Zombie over here! + + + 531 + Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! + + + 532 + Undead! + + + 533 + This is a bad dream! + + + 534 + Blasphemy! + + + 535 + Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! + + + 536 + At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. + + + 537 + I'm scared to pieces! + + + 538 + It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. + + + 539 + It could be worse. They could be nazi! + + + 540 + Where's my lawnmower when I need it? + + + 541 + It's againt the nature, you freak! + + + 542 + Dead should stay dead. + + + 543 + Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. + + + 544 + No! I don't want to become one of you! + + + 545 + Stay away from my precious gray matter! + + + 546 + Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! + + + 547 + Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! + + + 548 + They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! + + + 549 + Not my face! My beautiful face! + + + 550 + The PAIN! + + + 551 + Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! + + + 552 + Does it hurt to be dead? + + + 553 + And stay dead! This time! + + + 554 + You're dead... again. + + + 555 + Rest in pieces! + + + 556 + If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. + + + 557 + Stay down! + + + 558 + Get back where you came from! + + + 559 + Zed is dead. + + + 560 + Yeah! See ya! + + + 561 + Punish! + + + 562 + Bingo! + + + 563 + I think you'll enjoy this. + + + 564 + I'll squash you like a bug! + + + 565 + Here comes Johnny! + + + 566 + Somebody call an ambulance! + + + 567 + My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! + + + 568 + Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! + + + 569 + OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! + + + 570 + Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! + + + 571 + Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? + + + 572 + Look what you've made me do... + + + 573 + Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! + + + 573 + Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! + + + 574 + Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! + + + 575 + Look who's come to the picnic! + + + 576 + You've got to be crazy to come here! + + + 577 + Now, you've got my attention! + + + 578 + You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! + + + 579 + You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! + + + 580 + Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... + + + 581 + Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! + + + 582 + How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! + + + 583 + You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? + + + 584 + Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... + + + 585 + Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! + + + 586 + Is that your best? + + + 587 + It's official: YOU SUCK! + + + 588 + You cannot hurt me! + + + 589 + Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? + + + 588 + I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! + + + 589 + Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! + + + 590 + Are you trying to piss me off? + + + 591 + Do you want to hurt me on purpose? + + + 592 + Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! + + + 593 + I'm going to beat the crap out of you! + + + 594 + If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! + + + 595 + That's it, you're fucking dead! + + + 596 + I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! + + + 597 + Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! + + + 598 + God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. + + + 599 + The army... I should have known better! + + + 600 + Coming here... What was I thinking? + + + 601 + I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. + + + 602 + No weapons! No friends! No hope! + + + 603 + If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... + + + 604 + HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! + + + 605 + Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! + + + 606 + Gee, whales can fight? + + + 607 + Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! + + + 608 + This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! + + + 609 + How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! + + + 610 + Over here, you morons! + + + 611 + Go to hell, Hellar! + + + 612 + Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? + + + 613 + It must be this time of the month! + + + 614 + Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! + + + 615 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 616 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 617 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 618 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 619 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 620 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 621 + Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? + + + 622 + Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? + + + 623 + Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! + + + 624 + Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! + + + 625 + Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! + + + 626 + OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! + + + 627 + Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. + + + 628 + Trust me. I'm a professional! + + + 629 + You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... + + + 630 + Nice boobs! Are these real? + + + 631 + You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? + + + 632 + Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. + + + 633 + Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! + + + 634 + You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! + + + 635 + I see you and now I can see through you! + + + 636 + Little enemies... little wounds! + + + 637 + I really hate needless violence. + + + 638 + Wow, you're even dumber than you look. + + + 639 + You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! + + + 640 + Were your parents siblings? + + + 641 + Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? + + + 642 + I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! + + + 643 + Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? + + + 643 + Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! + + + 644 + Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! + + + 645 + Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! + + + 646 + Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? + + + 647 + As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? + + + 648 + You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! + + + 649 + Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! + + + 650 + You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! + + + 651 + Guys, don't shoot the cushions! + + + 652 + It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! + + + 653 + How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? + + + 654 + How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? + + + 655 + Are you tryin' to make me look good? + + + 656 + Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! + + + 657 + Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! + + + 658 + Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? + + + 659 + Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? + + + 660 + Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? + + + 661 + Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? + + + 662 + Idiots! Idiots everywhere! + + + 663 + You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. + + + 664 + I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. + + + 665 + How's that karma tasting? Not so good? + + + 666 + Do you always take yourself so seriously? + + + 667 + Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. + + + 668 + Go bore someone else with your existence. + + + 669 + When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! + + + 670 + Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? + + + 671 + Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? + + + 672 + Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! + + + 673 + Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! + + + 674 + Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! + + + 675 + I'm scared to death! + + + 676 + Gee, that gave me goose bumps! + + + 677 + Speak of the devil! + + + 678 + Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! + + + 679 + OK, that was the last straw! + + + 680 + If I throw a stick, will you go away? + + + 681 + How can I miss you if you won't go away? + + + 682 + Hold my beer and watch this! + + + 683 + Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! + + + 684 + Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! + + + 685 + Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? + + + 686 + Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? + + + 687 + I thought your purpose was to die! + + + 688 + Hey, dickless! Over here! + + + 689 + Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? + + + 690 + Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! + + + 691 + Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? + + + 692 + Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? + + + 693 + Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? + + + 694 + Did your parents have any children that lived? + + + 695 + You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! + + + 696 + Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. + + + 697 + Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! + + + 698 + If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! + + + 699 + That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! + + + 700 + What? Hello? I can't hear anything! + + + 701 + Argh! My ears are bleeding! + + + 702 + What's this ringing? + + + 703 + Huh? It's all silent... + + + 704 + Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? + + + 705 + Fuck, my eyeballs! + + + 706 + I can't see shit! + + + 707 + Who turned off the light?! + + + 708 + Oh, my eyes! + + + 709 + Oh God, I'm blind! + + + 710 + Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! + + + 711 + Somebody help me! I can't see! + + + 712 + You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! + + + 713 + My eyes are on fire! + + + 714 + Cover me, I'm reloading! + + + 715 + I'm out, reloading! + + + 716 + I'm out, reloading! + + + 717 + Gotta reload! + + + 718 + Reloading! + + + 719 + I'm all out! + + + 720 + I'm running dry over here! + + + 721 + Need more ammo! + + + 722 + I'm out of bullets! + + + 723 + I'm leaking! + + + 724 + I'm bleeding! + + + 725 + Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! + + + 726 + Mmmm... blood. + + + 727 + I need medical attention! + + + 728 + I'm spilling blood! + + + 729 + I... can't... catch a breath... + + + 730 + My... lungs... + + + 731 + Gas! Oh... + + + 732 + I can't breath! + + + 733 + It burns! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir-languages/French_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/French.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/French_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/French.EnemyTaunts.xml index 73ef5f6a6..8a7b6f7f5 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/French_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/French.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/French_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/French.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ - + 0 @@ -26,7 +26,7 @@ 6 - Die! + Die! 7 @@ -38,7 +38,7 @@ 9 - Eat shit and die! + Eat shit and die! 10 @@ -54,7 +54,7 @@ 13 - I'll chop your balls off! + I'll chop your balls off! 14 @@ -66,7 +66,7 @@ 16 - Hey, wanna play? + Hey, wanna play? 17 @@ -86,7 +86,7 @@ 21 - Die, vermin! + Die, vermin! 22 @@ -94,7 +94,7 @@ 23 - Dance for me! + Dance for me! 24 @@ -102,7 +102,7 @@ 25 - Dakka-dakka-dakka! + Dakka-dakka-dakka! 26 @@ -114,7 +114,7 @@ 28 - Kneel before me, loser! + Kneel before me, loser! 29 @@ -130,11 +130,11 @@ 32 - You fucked with the wrong man! + You fucked with the wrong man! 33 - You fucked with the wrong woman! + You fucked with the wrong woman! 34 @@ -150,7 +150,7 @@ 37 - That's right! + That's right! 38 @@ -162,7 +162,7 @@ 40 - You had it coming! + You had it coming! 41 @@ -174,7 +174,7 @@ 43 - Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! + Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! 44 @@ -190,7 +190,7 @@ 47 - Suck it down! + Suck it down! 48 @@ -210,7 +210,7 @@ 52 - Hahaha! + Hahaha! 53 @@ -226,7 +226,7 @@ 56 - Hell yeah! + Hell yeah! 57 @@ -242,7 +242,7 @@ 60 - Watch and learn. + Watch and learn. 61 @@ -254,7 +254,7 @@ 63 - Didn't see THAT coming, ha? + Didn't see THAT coming, ha? 64 @@ -262,15 +262,15 @@ 65 - I always wanted to do this. + I always wanted to do this. 66 - Peace through power! + Peace through power! 67 - This job ain't that bad. + This job ain't that bad. 68 @@ -286,7 +286,7 @@ 71 - There goes the neighborhood! + There goes the neighborhood! 72 @@ -298,7 +298,7 @@ 74 - Come to papa. + Come to papa. 75 @@ -306,7 +306,7 @@ 76 - I'll rip you to pieces! + I'll rip you to pieces! 77 @@ -314,7 +314,7 @@ 78 - I can smell your fear! + I can smell your fear! 79 @@ -322,11 +322,11 @@ 80 - I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! + I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! 81 - Chaaarge! + Chaaarge! 82 @@ -334,7 +334,7 @@ 83 - Your ass is mine! + Your ass is mine! 84 @@ -358,7 +358,7 @@ 89 - Ready or not, here I come! + Ready or not, here I come! 90 @@ -374,11 +374,11 @@ 93 - You don't leave me a choice! + You don't leave me a choice! 94 - I'll kill you! + I'll kill you! 95 @@ -406,7 +406,7 @@ 101 - I promise it won't hurt... much. + I promise it won't hurt... much. 102 @@ -422,11 +422,11 @@ 105 - Here ya go! + Here ya go! 106 - Pop goes the weasel. + Pop goes the weasel. 107 @@ -458,7 +458,7 @@ 114 - Here's a token of my gratitude! + Here's a token of my gratitude! 115 @@ -478,7 +478,7 @@ 119 - Take cover! + Take cover! 120 @@ -494,710 +494,2380 @@ 123 - They're here! + Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! + 1 124 - Now the fun can start! + Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. + 1 125 - I've waited for this looong time. + Can someone check out these noises? + 1 + 1 126 - Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! + Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. + 1 + 1 127 - They have no idea what they are in for... + Let me guess, another false alarm. + 1 + 1 128 - Everyone get ready! + They're here! + 1 129 - Killing time! + Now the fun can start! 130 - I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! + I've waited for this looong time. 131 - Finally! Some carnage! + Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! 132 - Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! + They have no idea what they are in for... 133 - Finally, my training will pay off. + Everyone get ready! 134 - Everybody, wake up! + Killing time! 135 - Time to earn my paycheck... + I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! 136 - Now I'll be able to prove myself. + Finally! Some carnage! 137 - We have tactical advantage! + Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! 138 - Maybe I'll get a medal! + Finally, my training will pay off. 139 - We're under attack! + Everybody, wake up! 140 - Oh, ain't that just great? + Time to earn my paycheck... 141 - Can't guy get a nap around here? + Now I'll be able to prove myself. 142 - Enemy attack. That's something new. + We have tactical advantage! 143 - Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. + Maybe I'll get a medal! 144 - I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. + We're under attack! 145 - Fantastic. + Oh, ain't that just great? 146 - "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. + Can't guy get a nap around here? 147 - Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! + Enemy attack. That's something new. 148 - Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. + Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. 149 - Take positions! + I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. 150 - I hoped this would never happen... + Fantastic. 151 - Fire at will! + "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. 152 - It was bound to happen eventually. + Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! 153 - I heard that! + Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. 154 - Who's there? + Take positions! 155 - What was that? + I hoped this would never happen... 156 - Hey! What the... + Fire at will! 157 - Show yourself! + It was bound to happen eventually. 158 - I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! + I heard that! 159 - What the hell was that? + Who's there? 160 - I'm not deaf, you know? + What was that? 161 - Hey! + Hey! What the... 162 - Come out, coward! + Show yourself! 163 - Hey! Who's making all that racket? + I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! 164 - Just show yourself, wherever you are! + What the hell was that? 165 - Hey! I've heard something suspicious! + I'm not deaf, you know? 166 - Anybody there? + Hey! 167 - Shoulda check it out. + Come out, coward! 168 - Is someone being clever? + Hey! Who's making all that racket? 169 - Strange noises... + Just show yourself, wherever you are! 170 - Can someone else check it out, please? + Hey! I've heard something suspicious! 171 - It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! + Anybody there? 172 - Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. + Shoulda check it out. 173 - Da'ffff...! + Is someone being clever? 174 - Big mistake! + Strange noises... 175 - Holy crap! + Can someone else check it out, please? 176 - Enemy! + It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! 177 - Enemy!!! + Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. 178 - Alert! Alert! + Da'ffff...! 179 - There is one! + Big mistake! 180 - Intruders! + Holy crap! 181 - We've got company! + Enemy! 182 - Prepare to suffer! + Enemy!!! 183 - Holy shit! + Alert! Alert! 184 - Oh, hi. + There is one! 185 - I spy with my little eye! + Intruders! 186 - I have a sigthing! + We've got company! 187 - Enemy forces! + Prepare to suffer! 188 - Enemy detected! + Holy shit! 189 - Enemy over here! + Oh, hi. 190 - We're in some real shit... + I spy with my little eye! 191 - It was all part of my plan! + I have a sigthing! 192 - I've had enough! + Enemy forces! 193 - Oh my God! + Enemy detected! 194 - They ain't paying us enough for this shit... + Enemy over here! 195 - When did things go so wrong? + We're in some real shit... 196 - I'll be back! With friends! + It was all part of my plan! 197 - You'll pay for that... the other day! + I've had enough! 198 - You're not playing fair! + Oh my God! 199 - Don't think you I will forgive ya! + They ain't paying us enough for this shit... 200 - Mommy! + When did things go so wrong? 201 - I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! + I'll be back! With friends! 202 - I'll leave you alive... for now. - + You'll pay for that... the other day! + 203 - Enough is enough! + You're not playing fair! 204 - Screw this! I'm outta here! + Don't think you I will forgive ya! 205 - Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! + Mommy! 206 - Tactical retreat! + I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! 207 - I've seen enough. + I'll leave you alive... for now. 208 - Nope, nope, nope. + Enough is enough! 209 - Run to the hills! + Screw this! I'm outta here! 210 - Let's call it a draw. + Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! 211 - They said "join the army". Not for this shit! + Tactical retreat! 212 - I regret nothing! + I've seen enough. 213 - Game over, man! + Nope, nope, nope. 214 - Let's be friends! + Run to the hills! 215 - Party's over! + Let's call it a draw. 216 - Violence is not an answer! + They said "join the army". Not for this shit! 217 - I'm too beautiful to die! + I regret nothing! 218 - Screw you guys, I'm going home! + Game over, man! 219 - Make love, not war! + Let's be friends! 220 - I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! + Party's over! 221 - Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! + Violence is not an answer! 222 - Aaaggh! + I'm too beautiful to die! 223 - I see red... + Screw you guys, I'm going home! 224 - Damn, I'm barely conscious. + Make love, not war! 225 - Ugh! + I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! 226 - This... hurts! + Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! 227 - You will regret... uhh... this. + Aaaggh! 228 - Crap! + I see red... 229 - What the...! + Damn, I'm barely conscious. 230 - Ouch! + Ugh! 231 - You fuck! + This... hurts! 232 - Oh, you piece of shit! + You will regret... uhh... this. 233 - Fuck, you'll pay for that! + Crap! 234 - You fucked with the wrong guy! + What the...! 235 - Now you have... pissed me off. + Ouch! 236 - It was nothing! + You fuck! 237 - I'm still here! + Oh, you piece of shit! 238 - Didn't feel a thing! + Fuck, you'll pay for that! 239 - Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! + You fucked with the wrong guy! 240 - Pain is just an illusion! + Now you have... pissed me off. 241 - Who do you think you are? + It was nothing! 242 - Oh, come on! + I'm still here! 243 - Why me?! + Didn't feel a thing! 244 - This hurts you more then it hurts me. + Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! 245 - I'm allergic to pain! + Pain is just an illusion! 246 - Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! + Who do you think you are? 247 - I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! + Oh, come on! 248 - Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! + Why me?! 249 - Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! + This hurts you more then it hurts me. 250 - Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! + I'm allergic to pain! 251 - Much Dust, Many Bullets! + Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! 252 - Get back on your Honda, and travel away! + I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! 253 - Forgive me, for I have sinned! + Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! 254 - Where's your God now?! + Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! 255 - Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! + Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! 256 - Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! + Much Dust, Many Bullets! 257 - Now that's an easy target! + Get back on your Honda, and travel away! 258 - Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... + Forgive me, for I have sinned! 259 - I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! + Where's your God now?! 260 - Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! + Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! 261 - Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! + Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! 262 - Who's that psycho chick? + Now that's an easy target! 263 - Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? + Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... 264 - Marry me! + I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! 265 - Pathetic! + Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 266 - Try again, I dare ya. + Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 267 - Don't make me go over there! + Who's that psycho chick? 268 - You've just made a big mistake! + Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? 269 - I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! + Marry me! 270 - You'll regret missing! + Pathetic! 271 - Who were you shootin' at? + Try again, I dare ya. 272 - Who learned you to shoot? + Don't make me go over there! 273 - You'll pay for that! + You've just made a big mistake! 274 - Son of a bitch! + I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! 275 - You suck! + You'll regret missing! 276 - Lame! + Who were you shootin' at? 277 - Are you even trying? + Who learned you to shoot? 278 - Ha, you wish! + You'll pay for that! 279 - Learn how to shoot, rookie! + Son of a bitch! 280 - In your dream! + You suck! 281 - I'm not impressed! + Lame! 282 - That ain't gonna happen. + Are you even trying? 283 - Booooo! + Ha, you wish! 284 - Children shouldn't play with guns! + Learn how to shoot, rookie! 285 - Nice try! + In your dream! 286 - My grandma's a better shot! + I'm not impressed! 287 - That shot was bad and you should feel bad! + That ain't gonna happen. 288 - Close enough. + Booooo! 289 - Can't touch this! + Children shouldn't play with guns! 290 - Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. + Nice try! 291 - Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! + My grandma's a better shot! 292 - Was close. + That shot was bad and you should feel bad! 293 - Try harder! + Close enough. 294 - Whew! + Can't touch this! 295 - Hell no! + Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. 296 - Maybe next time! + Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! 297 - Not today! + Was close. 298 - Close, but no cigar. + Try harder! 299 - That woke me up. + Whew! + + + 300 + Hell no! + + + 301 + Maybe next time! + + + 302 + Not today! + + + 303 + Close, but no cigar. + + + 304 + That woke me up. + + + 305 + You son of a bitch! + + + 306 + I will destroy you! + + + 307 + Dead or alive, you're coming with me. + + + 308 + I kick ass for the queen! + + + 309 + I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! + + + 322 + Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! + + + 327 + Is that the best you can do? + + + 328 + Your life is over, asshole! + + + 329 + Very pretty, but can you fight? + + + 330 + Howdy, pardner! + + + 331 + I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! + + + 332 + Viva la revolution! + + + 333 + Keep a place in hell for your queen! + + + 334 + Your move, creep! + + + 335 + Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... + + + 336 + Shit, shit, shit... + + + 337 + We're all gonna die. + + + 338 + God help me. + + + 339 + We're in some real pretty shit now! + + + 340 + It is no dream! This is really happening! + + + 341 + Goddamnit. + + + 342 + I got a bad feeling on this one. + + + 343 + It's a goddamn commando squad! + + + 344 + Why this shit always happens to me!? + + + 345 + I can't deal with this anymore + + + 346 + What the hell am I going to do now? + + + 347 + I should get the hell out of here! + + + 348 + Oh no, how could this happen? + + + 349 + I will not fight those bastards alone! + + + 350 + Where is the goddamn cavalry? + + + 351 + I am outta here. + + + 352 + Doctor is in! + + + 353 + Operation succesful! + + + 354 + I'll carve ya up like a chicken! + + + 355 + Bleed for me! + + + 356 + I can't believe they're paying me for that! + + + 357 + You taste like chicken! + + + 358 + You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! + + + 359 + Chop chop chop! + + + 360 + Fresh meat! + + + 361 + I'll drink your blood! + + + 362 + I'll gut you like a fish! + + + 363 + Let's see what's inside this pinata! + + + 364 + When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! + + + 365 + You could use some shave! + + + 366 + Don't worry, it's disinfected! + + + 367 + Show me what you've got! + + + 368 + Time for harakiri, asshole! + + + 369 + Hey, you've got untied shoelace! + + + 370 + There's a mustard on your shirt! + + + 371 + Mmmmmincemeat! + + + 372 + Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! + + + 373 + I'll break your every single bone! + + + 374 + Need a nose job? + + + 375 + Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! + + + 376 + See? Girls can fight too! + + + 377 + Girls power! + + + 378 + Aaand you're dead. + + + 379 + Next! + + + 380 + That's just a beginning, fuckers! + + + 381 + Time to loot a corpse, I guess. + + + 382 + Nice job getting yourself killed. + + + 383 + You OK? You look kinda... dead! + + + 384 + Another one to my collection. + + + 385 + You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. + + + 386 + That door revolved one time too many... + + + 387 + Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. + + + 388 + Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. + + + 389 + I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! + + + 390 + I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! + + + 391 + I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! + + + 392 + Pathetic. + + + 393 + Amateur. + + + 394 + Let this be a lesson for all of you! + + + 395 + You asked for it. + + + 396 + Your luck ran out. + + + 397 + Time to pay the piper! + + + 398 + Someone, go check his pulse. + + + 399 + Someone, go check her pulse. + + + 400 + Adios! + + + 401 + Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... + + + 402 + Serves you right, you slut! + + + 403 + In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. + + + 404 + Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. + + + 405 + Goodnight sweet prince. + + + 406 + OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. + + + 407 + OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. + + + 408 + Diagnosis: negative! + + + 409 + It didn't have end up like this.! + + + 410 + I think I'll skip a lunch today. + + + 411 + Hahaha! Fucking awesome! + + + 412 + Fuck yeah! I love this job! + + + 413 + It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. + + + 414 + Boom, head shot! + + + 415 + Wow! + + + 416 + Mind blown! + + + 417 + I wasn't even trying. + + + 418 + Did somebody take a picture? + + + 419 + Pop goes the zit! + + + 420 + I warned you about mexican food! + + + 421 + What can I say, I'm a better draw. + + + 422 + I'm gonna miss your cinematography... + + + 423 + Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. + + + 424 + Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! + + + 425 + No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! + + + 426 + Next time try shooting with open eyes! + + + 427 + Stop shaking! I can't hit you! + + + 428 + Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! + + + 429 + And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! + + + 430 + Couple? We're not married! + + + 431 + I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! + + + 432 + PX? What the fuck does it even mean? + + + 433 + No shit, Sherlock! + + + 434 + It will be one-way trip for you! + + + 435 + Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! + + + 436 + Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! + 1 + + + 437 + What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! + + + 438 + Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! + + + 439 + I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! + + + 440 + Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. + + + 441 + So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. + + + 442 + Indeed I do! + + + 443 + You know there's no such animal, right? + + + 444 + Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! + + + 445 + Trouble is my second name! + + + 446 + Like a bulldog! + + + 447 + You should be! + + + 448 + Your wish is my order! + + + 449 + Nobody ever does. + + + 450 + Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. + + + 451 + Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! + + + 452 + No, thank you! + + + 453 + Will see who's about to teach whom! + + + 454 + You're right! + + + 455 + You don't deserve a chance! + + + 456 + Horoscopes lie! + + + 457 + Ding dong! + + + 458 + It's still not too late! + + + 459 + We'll check ourselves! + + + 460 + Need bubbles, sir? + + + 461 + Did you just call me an ass!? + + + 462 + Whatever. + + + 463 + I didn't understand a single word! + + + 464 + It will only get closer! + + + 465 + I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. + + + 471 + You're the disease and I'm the cure. + + + 472 + I'm gonna blow your head off! + + + 473 + Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! + + + 475 + I eat Green Berets for breakfast! + + + 476 + You cowboys are finished! + + + 477 + Take this, you maggot! + + + 478 + I'm going to cut out your living guts! + + + 479 + Long live the queen! + + + 480 + Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! + + + 481 + Don't make me angry! + + + 482 + I must break you! + + + 484 + This is for the Queen! + + + 485 + The Queen says: Die! + + + 486 + Dying ain't much of a living, boy! + + + 487 + Dying ain't much of a living, girl! + + + 488 + Is that the best you can do? + + + 489 + Your life is over, asshole! + + + 490 + Very pretty, but can you fight? + + + 491 + Howdy, pardner! + + + 492 + I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! + + + 493 + Viva la revolution! + + + 494 + Your move, creep! + + + 495 + Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... + + + 496 + It's about to turn into full tournee! + + + 497 + "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? + + + 498 + As you wish! + + + 499 + Hey! I'm a lady! + + + 500 + I'll dig you one! Six feet under! + + + 501 + I guess there's no more room in hell... + + + 502 + Is this some kind of a joke? + + + 503 + They're coming to get us! + + + 504 + Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! + + + 505 + Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... + + + 506 + Really? I mean.. c'mon! + + + 507 + That's just fucked up! + + + 508 + What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? + + + 509 + Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! + + + 510 + I'll send you back to hell! + + + 511 + We'll need more paramedics! + + + 512 + Oh shit! It can smell my brain! + + + 513 + It's not zombie! He's infected! + + + 514 + Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... + + + 515 + It's alive! + + + 516 + Maybe it's friendly. + + + 517 + It's alive... ish. + + + 518 + Nothing's ever real until it's real. + + + 519 + They live! + + + 520 + There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... + + + 521 + I will not negotiate with undead! + + + 522 + So there IS a life after death! + + + 523 + Don't use the Z word! + + + 524 + Holy shit. Plot twist! + + + 525 + Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. + + + 526 + That's it, no more drugs for me. + + + 527 + I knew that movie was based on a true story! + + + 528 + You're one spooky motherfucker, man. + + + 529 + Oooh. Zombies. How original. + + + 530 + Zombie over here! + + + 531 + Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! + + + 532 + Undead! + + + 533 + This is a bad dream! + + + 534 + Blasphemy! + + + 535 + Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! + + + 536 + At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. + + + 537 + I'm scared to pieces! + + + 538 + It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. + + + 539 + It could be worse. They could be nazi! + + + 540 + Where's my lawnmower when I need it? + + + 541 + It's againt the nature, you freak! + + + 542 + Dead should stay dead. + + + 543 + Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. + + + 544 + No! I don't want to become one of you! + + + 545 + Stay away from my precious gray matter! + + + 546 + Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! + + + 547 + Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! + + + 548 + They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! + + + 549 + Not my face! My beautiful face! + + + 550 + The PAIN! + + + 551 + Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! + + + 552 + Does it hurt to be dead? + + + 553 + And stay dead! This time! + + + 554 + You're dead... again. + + + 555 + Rest in pieces! + + + 556 + If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. + + + 557 + Stay down! + + + 558 + Get back where you came from! + + + 559 + Zed is dead. + + + 560 + Yeah! See ya! + + + 561 + Punish! + + + 562 + Bingo! + + + 563 + I think you'll enjoy this. + + + 564 + I'll squash you like a bug! + + + 565 + Here comes Johnny! + + + 566 + Somebody call an ambulance! + + + 567 + My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! + + + 568 + Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! + + + 569 + OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! + + + 570 + Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! + + + 571 + Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? + + + 572 + Look what you've made me do... + + + 573 + Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! + + + 573 + Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! + + + 574 + Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! + + + 575 + Look who's come to the picnic! + + + 576 + You've got to be crazy to come here! + + + 577 + Now, you've got my attention! + + + 578 + You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! + + + 579 + You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! + + + 580 + Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... + + + 581 + Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! + + + 582 + How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! + + + 583 + You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? + + + 584 + Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... + + + 585 + Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! + + + 586 + Is that your best? + + + 587 + It's official: YOU SUCK! + + + 588 + You cannot hurt me! + + + 589 + Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? + + + 588 + I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! + + + 589 + Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! + + + 590 + Are you trying to piss me off? + + + 591 + Do you want to hurt me on purpose? + + + 592 + Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! + + + 593 + I'm going to beat the crap out of you! + + + 594 + If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! + + + 595 + That's it, you're fucking dead! + + + 596 + I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! + + + 597 + Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! + + + 598 + God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. + + + 599 + The army... I should have known better! + + + 600 + Coming here... What was I thinking? + + + 601 + I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. + + + 602 + No weapons! No friends! No hope! + + + 603 + If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... + + + 604 + HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! + + + 605 + Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! + + + 606 + Gee, whales can fight? + + + 607 + Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! + + + 608 + This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! + + + 609 + How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! + + + 610 + Over here, you morons! + + + 611 + Go to hell, Hellar! + + + 612 + Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? + + + 613 + It must be this time of the month! + + + 614 + Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! + + + 615 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 616 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 617 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 618 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 619 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 620 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 621 + Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? + + + 622 + Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? + + + 623 + Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! + + + 624 + Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! + + + 625 + Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! + + + 626 + OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! + + + 627 + Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. + + + 628 + Trust me. I'm a professional! + + + 629 + You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... + + + 630 + Nice boobs! Are these real? + + + 631 + You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? + + + 632 + Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. + + + 633 + Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! + + + 634 + You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! + + + 635 + I see you and now I can see through you! + + + 636 + Little enemies... little wounds! + + + 637 + I really hate needless violence. + + + 638 + Wow, you're even dumber than you look. + + + 639 + You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! + + + 640 + Were your parents siblings? + + + 641 + Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? + + + 642 + I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! + + + 643 + Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? + + + 643 + Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! + + + 644 + Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! + + + 645 + Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! + + + 646 + Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? + + + 647 + As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? + + + 648 + You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! + + + 649 + Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! + + + 650 + You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! + + + 651 + Guys, don't shoot the cushions! + + + 652 + It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! + + + 653 + How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? + + + 654 + How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? + + + 655 + Are you tryin' to make me look good? + + + 656 + Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! + + + 657 + Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! + + + 658 + Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? + + + 659 + Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? + + + 660 + Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? + + + 661 + Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? + + + 662 + Idiots! Idiots everywhere! + + + 663 + You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. + + + 664 + I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. + + + 665 + How's that karma tasting? Not so good? + + + 666 + Do you always take yourself so seriously? + + + 667 + Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. + + + 668 + Go bore someone else with your existence. + + + 669 + When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! + + + 670 + Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? + + + 671 + Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? + + + 672 + Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! + + + 673 + Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! + + + 674 + Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! + + + 675 + I'm scared to death! + + + 676 + Gee, that gave me goose bumps! + + + 677 + Speak of the devil! + + + 678 + Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! + + + 679 + OK, that was the last straw! + + + 680 + If I throw a stick, will you go away? + + + 681 + How can I miss you if you won't go away? + + + 682 + Hold my beer and watch this! + + + 683 + Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! + + + 684 + Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! + + + 685 + Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? + + + 686 + Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? + + + 687 + I thought your purpose was to die! + + + 688 + Hey, dickless! Over here! + + + 689 + Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? + + + 690 + Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! + + + 691 + Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? + + + 692 + Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? + + + 693 + Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? + + + 694 + Did your parents have any children that lived? + + + 695 + You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! + + + 696 + Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. + + + 697 + Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! + + + 698 + If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! + + + 699 + That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! + + + 700 + What? Hello? I can't hear anything! + + + 701 + Argh! My ears are bleeding! + + + 702 + What's this ringing? + + + 703 + Huh? It's all silent... + + + 704 + Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? + + + 705 + Fuck, my eyeballs! + + + 706 + I can't see shit! + + + 707 + Who turned off the light?! + + + 708 + Oh, my eyes! + + + 709 + Oh God, I'm blind! + + + 710 + Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! + + + 711 + Somebody help me! I can't see! + + + 712 + You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! + + + 713 + My eyes are on fire! + + + 714 + Cover me, I'm reloading! + + + 715 + I'm out, reloading! + + + 716 + I'm out, reloading! + + + 717 + Gotta reload! + + + 718 + Reloading! + + + 719 + I'm all out! + + + 720 + I'm running dry over here! + + + 721 + Need more ammo! + + + 722 + I'm out of bullets! + + + 723 + I'm leaking! + + + 724 + I'm bleeding! + + + 725 + Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! + + + 726 + Mmmm... blood. + + + 727 + I need medical attention! + + + 728 + I'm spilling blood! + + + 729 + I... can't... catch a breath... + + + 730 + My... lungs... + + + 731 + Gas! Oh... + + + 732 + I can't breath! + + + 733 + It burns! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir-languages/French_Version/Data/TableData/French.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/French_Version/Data/TableData/French.EnemyTaunts.xml index 73ef5f6a6..8a7b6f7f5 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/French_Version/Data/TableData/French.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/French_Version/Data/TableData/French.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ - + 0 @@ -26,7 +26,7 @@ 6 - Die! + Die! 7 @@ -38,7 +38,7 @@ 9 - Eat shit and die! + Eat shit and die! 10 @@ -54,7 +54,7 @@ 13 - I'll chop your balls off! + I'll chop your balls off! 14 @@ -66,7 +66,7 @@ 16 - Hey, wanna play? + Hey, wanna play? 17 @@ -86,7 +86,7 @@ 21 - Die, vermin! + Die, vermin! 22 @@ -94,7 +94,7 @@ 23 - Dance for me! + Dance for me! 24 @@ -102,7 +102,7 @@ 25 - Dakka-dakka-dakka! + Dakka-dakka-dakka! 26 @@ -114,7 +114,7 @@ 28 - Kneel before me, loser! + Kneel before me, loser! 29 @@ -130,11 +130,11 @@ 32 - You fucked with the wrong man! + You fucked with the wrong man! 33 - You fucked with the wrong woman! + You fucked with the wrong woman! 34 @@ -150,7 +150,7 @@ 37 - That's right! + That's right! 38 @@ -162,7 +162,7 @@ 40 - You had it coming! + You had it coming! 41 @@ -174,7 +174,7 @@ 43 - Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! + Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! 44 @@ -190,7 +190,7 @@ 47 - Suck it down! + Suck it down! 48 @@ -210,7 +210,7 @@ 52 - Hahaha! + Hahaha! 53 @@ -226,7 +226,7 @@ 56 - Hell yeah! + Hell yeah! 57 @@ -242,7 +242,7 @@ 60 - Watch and learn. + Watch and learn. 61 @@ -254,7 +254,7 @@ 63 - Didn't see THAT coming, ha? + Didn't see THAT coming, ha? 64 @@ -262,15 +262,15 @@ 65 - I always wanted to do this. + I always wanted to do this. 66 - Peace through power! + Peace through power! 67 - This job ain't that bad. + This job ain't that bad. 68 @@ -286,7 +286,7 @@ 71 - There goes the neighborhood! + There goes the neighborhood! 72 @@ -298,7 +298,7 @@ 74 - Come to papa. + Come to papa. 75 @@ -306,7 +306,7 @@ 76 - I'll rip you to pieces! + I'll rip you to pieces! 77 @@ -314,7 +314,7 @@ 78 - I can smell your fear! + I can smell your fear! 79 @@ -322,11 +322,11 @@ 80 - I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! + I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! 81 - Chaaarge! + Chaaarge! 82 @@ -334,7 +334,7 @@ 83 - Your ass is mine! + Your ass is mine! 84 @@ -358,7 +358,7 @@ 89 - Ready or not, here I come! + Ready or not, here I come! 90 @@ -374,11 +374,11 @@ 93 - You don't leave me a choice! + You don't leave me a choice! 94 - I'll kill you! + I'll kill you! 95 @@ -406,7 +406,7 @@ 101 - I promise it won't hurt... much. + I promise it won't hurt... much. 102 @@ -422,11 +422,11 @@ 105 - Here ya go! + Here ya go! 106 - Pop goes the weasel. + Pop goes the weasel. 107 @@ -458,7 +458,7 @@ 114 - Here's a token of my gratitude! + Here's a token of my gratitude! 115 @@ -478,7 +478,7 @@ 119 - Take cover! + Take cover! 120 @@ -494,710 +494,2380 @@ 123 - They're here! + Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! + 1 124 - Now the fun can start! + Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. + 1 125 - I've waited for this looong time. + Can someone check out these noises? + 1 + 1 126 - Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! + Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. + 1 + 1 127 - They have no idea what they are in for... + Let me guess, another false alarm. + 1 + 1 128 - Everyone get ready! + They're here! + 1 129 - Killing time! + Now the fun can start! 130 - I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! + I've waited for this looong time. 131 - Finally! Some carnage! + Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! 132 - Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! + They have no idea what they are in for... 133 - Finally, my training will pay off. + Everyone get ready! 134 - Everybody, wake up! + Killing time! 135 - Time to earn my paycheck... + I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! 136 - Now I'll be able to prove myself. + Finally! Some carnage! 137 - We have tactical advantage! + Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! 138 - Maybe I'll get a medal! + Finally, my training will pay off. 139 - We're under attack! + Everybody, wake up! 140 - Oh, ain't that just great? + Time to earn my paycheck... 141 - Can't guy get a nap around here? + Now I'll be able to prove myself. 142 - Enemy attack. That's something new. + We have tactical advantage! 143 - Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. + Maybe I'll get a medal! 144 - I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. + We're under attack! 145 - Fantastic. + Oh, ain't that just great? 146 - "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. + Can't guy get a nap around here? 147 - Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! + Enemy attack. That's something new. 148 - Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. + Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. 149 - Take positions! + I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. 150 - I hoped this would never happen... + Fantastic. 151 - Fire at will! + "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. 152 - It was bound to happen eventually. + Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! 153 - I heard that! + Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. 154 - Who's there? + Take positions! 155 - What was that? + I hoped this would never happen... 156 - Hey! What the... + Fire at will! 157 - Show yourself! + It was bound to happen eventually. 158 - I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! + I heard that! 159 - What the hell was that? + Who's there? 160 - I'm not deaf, you know? + What was that? 161 - Hey! + Hey! What the... 162 - Come out, coward! + Show yourself! 163 - Hey! Who's making all that racket? + I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! 164 - Just show yourself, wherever you are! + What the hell was that? 165 - Hey! I've heard something suspicious! + I'm not deaf, you know? 166 - Anybody there? + Hey! 167 - Shoulda check it out. + Come out, coward! 168 - Is someone being clever? + Hey! Who's making all that racket? 169 - Strange noises... + Just show yourself, wherever you are! 170 - Can someone else check it out, please? + Hey! I've heard something suspicious! 171 - It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! + Anybody there? 172 - Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. + Shoulda check it out. 173 - Da'ffff...! + Is someone being clever? 174 - Big mistake! + Strange noises... 175 - Holy crap! + Can someone else check it out, please? 176 - Enemy! + It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! 177 - Enemy!!! + Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. 178 - Alert! Alert! + Da'ffff...! 179 - There is one! + Big mistake! 180 - Intruders! + Holy crap! 181 - We've got company! + Enemy! 182 - Prepare to suffer! + Enemy!!! 183 - Holy shit! + Alert! Alert! 184 - Oh, hi. + There is one! 185 - I spy with my little eye! + Intruders! 186 - I have a sigthing! + We've got company! 187 - Enemy forces! + Prepare to suffer! 188 - Enemy detected! + Holy shit! 189 - Enemy over here! + Oh, hi. 190 - We're in some real shit... + I spy with my little eye! 191 - It was all part of my plan! + I have a sigthing! 192 - I've had enough! + Enemy forces! 193 - Oh my God! + Enemy detected! 194 - They ain't paying us enough for this shit... + Enemy over here! 195 - When did things go so wrong? + We're in some real shit... 196 - I'll be back! With friends! + It was all part of my plan! 197 - You'll pay for that... the other day! + I've had enough! 198 - You're not playing fair! + Oh my God! 199 - Don't think you I will forgive ya! + They ain't paying us enough for this shit... 200 - Mommy! + When did things go so wrong? 201 - I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! + I'll be back! With friends! 202 - I'll leave you alive... for now. - + You'll pay for that... the other day! + 203 - Enough is enough! + You're not playing fair! 204 - Screw this! I'm outta here! + Don't think you I will forgive ya! 205 - Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! + Mommy! 206 - Tactical retreat! + I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! 207 - I've seen enough. + I'll leave you alive... for now. 208 - Nope, nope, nope. + Enough is enough! 209 - Run to the hills! + Screw this! I'm outta here! 210 - Let's call it a draw. + Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! 211 - They said "join the army". Not for this shit! + Tactical retreat! 212 - I regret nothing! + I've seen enough. 213 - Game over, man! + Nope, nope, nope. 214 - Let's be friends! + Run to the hills! 215 - Party's over! + Let's call it a draw. 216 - Violence is not an answer! + They said "join the army". Not for this shit! 217 - I'm too beautiful to die! + I regret nothing! 218 - Screw you guys, I'm going home! + Game over, man! 219 - Make love, not war! + Let's be friends! 220 - I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! + Party's over! 221 - Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! + Violence is not an answer! 222 - Aaaggh! + I'm too beautiful to die! 223 - I see red... + Screw you guys, I'm going home! 224 - Damn, I'm barely conscious. + Make love, not war! 225 - Ugh! + I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! 226 - This... hurts! + Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! 227 - You will regret... uhh... this. + Aaaggh! 228 - Crap! + I see red... 229 - What the...! + Damn, I'm barely conscious. 230 - Ouch! + Ugh! 231 - You fuck! + This... hurts! 232 - Oh, you piece of shit! + You will regret... uhh... this. 233 - Fuck, you'll pay for that! + Crap! 234 - You fucked with the wrong guy! + What the...! 235 - Now you have... pissed me off. + Ouch! 236 - It was nothing! + You fuck! 237 - I'm still here! + Oh, you piece of shit! 238 - Didn't feel a thing! + Fuck, you'll pay for that! 239 - Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! + You fucked with the wrong guy! 240 - Pain is just an illusion! + Now you have... pissed me off. 241 - Who do you think you are? + It was nothing! 242 - Oh, come on! + I'm still here! 243 - Why me?! + Didn't feel a thing! 244 - This hurts you more then it hurts me. + Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! 245 - I'm allergic to pain! + Pain is just an illusion! 246 - Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! + Who do you think you are? 247 - I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! + Oh, come on! 248 - Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! + Why me?! 249 - Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! + This hurts you more then it hurts me. 250 - Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! + I'm allergic to pain! 251 - Much Dust, Many Bullets! + Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! 252 - Get back on your Honda, and travel away! + I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! 253 - Forgive me, for I have sinned! + Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! 254 - Where's your God now?! + Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! 255 - Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! + Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! 256 - Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! + Much Dust, Many Bullets! 257 - Now that's an easy target! + Get back on your Honda, and travel away! 258 - Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... + Forgive me, for I have sinned! 259 - I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! + Where's your God now?! 260 - Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! + Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! 261 - Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! + Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! 262 - Who's that psycho chick? + Now that's an easy target! 263 - Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? + Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... 264 - Marry me! + I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! 265 - Pathetic! + Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 266 - Try again, I dare ya. + Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 267 - Don't make me go over there! + Who's that psycho chick? 268 - You've just made a big mistake! + Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? 269 - I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! + Marry me! 270 - You'll regret missing! + Pathetic! 271 - Who were you shootin' at? + Try again, I dare ya. 272 - Who learned you to shoot? + Don't make me go over there! 273 - You'll pay for that! + You've just made a big mistake! 274 - Son of a bitch! + I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! 275 - You suck! + You'll regret missing! 276 - Lame! + Who were you shootin' at? 277 - Are you even trying? + Who learned you to shoot? 278 - Ha, you wish! + You'll pay for that! 279 - Learn how to shoot, rookie! + Son of a bitch! 280 - In your dream! + You suck! 281 - I'm not impressed! + Lame! 282 - That ain't gonna happen. + Are you even trying? 283 - Booooo! + Ha, you wish! 284 - Children shouldn't play with guns! + Learn how to shoot, rookie! 285 - Nice try! + In your dream! 286 - My grandma's a better shot! + I'm not impressed! 287 - That shot was bad and you should feel bad! + That ain't gonna happen. 288 - Close enough. + Booooo! 289 - Can't touch this! + Children shouldn't play with guns! 290 - Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. + Nice try! 291 - Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! + My grandma's a better shot! 292 - Was close. + That shot was bad and you should feel bad! 293 - Try harder! + Close enough. 294 - Whew! + Can't touch this! 295 - Hell no! + Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. 296 - Maybe next time! + Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! 297 - Not today! + Was close. 298 - Close, but no cigar. + Try harder! 299 - That woke me up. + Whew! + + + 300 + Hell no! + + + 301 + Maybe next time! + + + 302 + Not today! + + + 303 + Close, but no cigar. + + + 304 + That woke me up. + + + 305 + You son of a bitch! + + + 306 + I will destroy you! + + + 307 + Dead or alive, you're coming with me. + + + 308 + I kick ass for the queen! + + + 309 + I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! + + + 322 + Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! + + + 327 + Is that the best you can do? + + + 328 + Your life is over, asshole! + + + 329 + Very pretty, but can you fight? + + + 330 + Howdy, pardner! + + + 331 + I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! + + + 332 + Viva la revolution! + + + 333 + Keep a place in hell for your queen! + + + 334 + Your move, creep! + + + 335 + Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... + + + 336 + Shit, shit, shit... + + + 337 + We're all gonna die. + + + 338 + God help me. + + + 339 + We're in some real pretty shit now! + + + 340 + It is no dream! This is really happening! + + + 341 + Goddamnit. + + + 342 + I got a bad feeling on this one. + + + 343 + It's a goddamn commando squad! + + + 344 + Why this shit always happens to me!? + + + 345 + I can't deal with this anymore + + + 346 + What the hell am I going to do now? + + + 347 + I should get the hell out of here! + + + 348 + Oh no, how could this happen? + + + 349 + I will not fight those bastards alone! + + + 350 + Where is the goddamn cavalry? + + + 351 + I am outta here. + + + 352 + Doctor is in! + + + 353 + Operation succesful! + + + 354 + I'll carve ya up like a chicken! + + + 355 + Bleed for me! + + + 356 + I can't believe they're paying me for that! + + + 357 + You taste like chicken! + + + 358 + You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! + + + 359 + Chop chop chop! + + + 360 + Fresh meat! + + + 361 + I'll drink your blood! + + + 362 + I'll gut you like a fish! + + + 363 + Let's see what's inside this pinata! + + + 364 + When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! + + + 365 + You could use some shave! + + + 366 + Don't worry, it's disinfected! + + + 367 + Show me what you've got! + + + 368 + Time for harakiri, asshole! + + + 369 + Hey, you've got untied shoelace! + + + 370 + There's a mustard on your shirt! + + + 371 + Mmmmmincemeat! + + + 372 + Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! + + + 373 + I'll break your every single bone! + + + 374 + Need a nose job? + + + 375 + Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! + + + 376 + See? Girls can fight too! + + + 377 + Girls power! + + + 378 + Aaand you're dead. + + + 379 + Next! + + + 380 + That's just a beginning, fuckers! + + + 381 + Time to loot a corpse, I guess. + + + 382 + Nice job getting yourself killed. + + + 383 + You OK? You look kinda... dead! + + + 384 + Another one to my collection. + + + 385 + You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. + + + 386 + That door revolved one time too many... + + + 387 + Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. + + + 388 + Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. + + + 389 + I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! + + + 390 + I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! + + + 391 + I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! + + + 392 + Pathetic. + + + 393 + Amateur. + + + 394 + Let this be a lesson for all of you! + + + 395 + You asked for it. + + + 396 + Your luck ran out. + + + 397 + Time to pay the piper! + + + 398 + Someone, go check his pulse. + + + 399 + Someone, go check her pulse. + + + 400 + Adios! + + + 401 + Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... + + + 402 + Serves you right, you slut! + + + 403 + In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. + + + 404 + Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. + + + 405 + Goodnight sweet prince. + + + 406 + OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. + + + 407 + OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. + + + 408 + Diagnosis: negative! + + + 409 + It didn't have end up like this.! + + + 410 + I think I'll skip a lunch today. + + + 411 + Hahaha! Fucking awesome! + + + 412 + Fuck yeah! I love this job! + + + 413 + It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. + + + 414 + Boom, head shot! + + + 415 + Wow! + + + 416 + Mind blown! + + + 417 + I wasn't even trying. + + + 418 + Did somebody take a picture? + + + 419 + Pop goes the zit! + + + 420 + I warned you about mexican food! + + + 421 + What can I say, I'm a better draw. + + + 422 + I'm gonna miss your cinematography... + + + 423 + Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. + + + 424 + Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! + + + 425 + No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! + + + 426 + Next time try shooting with open eyes! + + + 427 + Stop shaking! I can't hit you! + + + 428 + Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! + + + 429 + And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! + + + 430 + Couple? We're not married! + + + 431 + I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! + + + 432 + PX? What the fuck does it even mean? + + + 433 + No shit, Sherlock! + + + 434 + It will be one-way trip for you! + + + 435 + Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! + + + 436 + Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! + 1 + + + 437 + What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! + + + 438 + Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! + + + 439 + I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! + + + 440 + Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. + + + 441 + So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. + + + 442 + Indeed I do! + + + 443 + You know there's no such animal, right? + + + 444 + Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! + + + 445 + Trouble is my second name! + + + 446 + Like a bulldog! + + + 447 + You should be! + + + 448 + Your wish is my order! + + + 449 + Nobody ever does. + + + 450 + Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. + + + 451 + Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! + + + 452 + No, thank you! + + + 453 + Will see who's about to teach whom! + + + 454 + You're right! + + + 455 + You don't deserve a chance! + + + 456 + Horoscopes lie! + + + 457 + Ding dong! + + + 458 + It's still not too late! + + + 459 + We'll check ourselves! + + + 460 + Need bubbles, sir? + + + 461 + Did you just call me an ass!? + + + 462 + Whatever. + + + 463 + I didn't understand a single word! + + + 464 + It will only get closer! + + + 465 + I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. + + + 471 + You're the disease and I'm the cure. + + + 472 + I'm gonna blow your head off! + + + 473 + Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! + + + 475 + I eat Green Berets for breakfast! + + + 476 + You cowboys are finished! + + + 477 + Take this, you maggot! + + + 478 + I'm going to cut out your living guts! + + + 479 + Long live the queen! + + + 480 + Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! + + + 481 + Don't make me angry! + + + 482 + I must break you! + + + 484 + This is for the Queen! + + + 485 + The Queen says: Die! + + + 486 + Dying ain't much of a living, boy! + + + 487 + Dying ain't much of a living, girl! + + + 488 + Is that the best you can do? + + + 489 + Your life is over, asshole! + + + 490 + Very pretty, but can you fight? + + + 491 + Howdy, pardner! + + + 492 + I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! + + + 493 + Viva la revolution! + + + 494 + Your move, creep! + + + 495 + Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... + + + 496 + It's about to turn into full tournee! + + + 497 + "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? + + + 498 + As you wish! + + + 499 + Hey! I'm a lady! + + + 500 + I'll dig you one! Six feet under! + + + 501 + I guess there's no more room in hell... + + + 502 + Is this some kind of a joke? + + + 503 + They're coming to get us! + + + 504 + Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! + + + 505 + Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... + + + 506 + Really? I mean.. c'mon! + + + 507 + That's just fucked up! + + + 508 + What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? + + + 509 + Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! + + + 510 + I'll send you back to hell! + + + 511 + We'll need more paramedics! + + + 512 + Oh shit! It can smell my brain! + + + 513 + It's not zombie! He's infected! + + + 514 + Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... + + + 515 + It's alive! + + + 516 + Maybe it's friendly. + + + 517 + It's alive... ish. + + + 518 + Nothing's ever real until it's real. + + + 519 + They live! + + + 520 + There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... + + + 521 + I will not negotiate with undead! + + + 522 + So there IS a life after death! + + + 523 + Don't use the Z word! + + + 524 + Holy shit. Plot twist! + + + 525 + Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. + + + 526 + That's it, no more drugs for me. + + + 527 + I knew that movie was based on a true story! + + + 528 + You're one spooky motherfucker, man. + + + 529 + Oooh. Zombies. How original. + + + 530 + Zombie over here! + + + 531 + Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! + + + 532 + Undead! + + + 533 + This is a bad dream! + + + 534 + Blasphemy! + + + 535 + Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! + + + 536 + At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. + + + 537 + I'm scared to pieces! + + + 538 + It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. + + + 539 + It could be worse. They could be nazi! + + + 540 + Where's my lawnmower when I need it? + + + 541 + It's againt the nature, you freak! + + + 542 + Dead should stay dead. + + + 543 + Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. + + + 544 + No! I don't want to become one of you! + + + 545 + Stay away from my precious gray matter! + + + 546 + Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! + + + 547 + Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! + + + 548 + They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! + + + 549 + Not my face! My beautiful face! + + + 550 + The PAIN! + + + 551 + Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! + + + 552 + Does it hurt to be dead? + + + 553 + And stay dead! This time! + + + 554 + You're dead... again. + + + 555 + Rest in pieces! + + + 556 + If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. + + + 557 + Stay down! + + + 558 + Get back where you came from! + + + 559 + Zed is dead. + + + 560 + Yeah! See ya! + + + 561 + Punish! + + + 562 + Bingo! + + + 563 + I think you'll enjoy this. + + + 564 + I'll squash you like a bug! + + + 565 + Here comes Johnny! + + + 566 + Somebody call an ambulance! + + + 567 + My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! + + + 568 + Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! + + + 569 + OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! + + + 570 + Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! + + + 571 + Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? + + + 572 + Look what you've made me do... + + + 573 + Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! + + + 573 + Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! + + + 574 + Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! + + + 575 + Look who's come to the picnic! + + + 576 + You've got to be crazy to come here! + + + 577 + Now, you've got my attention! + + + 578 + You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! + + + 579 + You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! + + + 580 + Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... + + + 581 + Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! + + + 582 + How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! + + + 583 + You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? + + + 584 + Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... + + + 585 + Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! + + + 586 + Is that your best? + + + 587 + It's official: YOU SUCK! + + + 588 + You cannot hurt me! + + + 589 + Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? + + + 588 + I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! + + + 589 + Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! + + + 590 + Are you trying to piss me off? + + + 591 + Do you want to hurt me on purpose? + + + 592 + Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! + + + 593 + I'm going to beat the crap out of you! + + + 594 + If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! + + + 595 + That's it, you're fucking dead! + + + 596 + I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! + + + 597 + Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! + + + 598 + God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. + + + 599 + The army... I should have known better! + + + 600 + Coming here... What was I thinking? + + + 601 + I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. + + + 602 + No weapons! No friends! No hope! + + + 603 + If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... + + + 604 + HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! + + + 605 + Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! + + + 606 + Gee, whales can fight? + + + 607 + Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! + + + 608 + This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! + + + 609 + How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! + + + 610 + Over here, you morons! + + + 611 + Go to hell, Hellar! + + + 612 + Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? + + + 613 + It must be this time of the month! + + + 614 + Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! + + + 615 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 616 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 617 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 618 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 619 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 620 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 621 + Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? + + + 622 + Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? + + + 623 + Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! + + + 624 + Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! + + + 625 + Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! + + + 626 + OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! + + + 627 + Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. + + + 628 + Trust me. I'm a professional! + + + 629 + You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... + + + 630 + Nice boobs! Are these real? + + + 631 + You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? + + + 632 + Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. + + + 633 + Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! + + + 634 + You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! + + + 635 + I see you and now I can see through you! + + + 636 + Little enemies... little wounds! + + + 637 + I really hate needless violence. + + + 638 + Wow, you're even dumber than you look. + + + 639 + You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! + + + 640 + Were your parents siblings? + + + 641 + Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? + + + 642 + I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! + + + 643 + Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? + + + 643 + Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! + + + 644 + Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! + + + 645 + Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! + + + 646 + Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? + + + 647 + As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? + + + 648 + You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! + + + 649 + Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! + + + 650 + You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! + + + 651 + Guys, don't shoot the cushions! + + + 652 + It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! + + + 653 + How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? + + + 654 + How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? + + + 655 + Are you tryin' to make me look good? + + + 656 + Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! + + + 657 + Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! + + + 658 + Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? + + + 659 + Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? + + + 660 + Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? + + + 661 + Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? + + + 662 + Idiots! Idiots everywhere! + + + 663 + You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. + + + 664 + I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. + + + 665 + How's that karma tasting? Not so good? + + + 666 + Do you always take yourself so seriously? + + + 667 + Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. + + + 668 + Go bore someone else with your existence. + + + 669 + When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! + + + 670 + Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? + + + 671 + Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? + + + 672 + Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! + + + 673 + Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! + + + 674 + Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! + + + 675 + I'm scared to death! + + + 676 + Gee, that gave me goose bumps! + + + 677 + Speak of the devil! + + + 678 + Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! + + + 679 + OK, that was the last straw! + + + 680 + If I throw a stick, will you go away? + + + 681 + How can I miss you if you won't go away? + + + 682 + Hold my beer and watch this! + + + 683 + Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! + + + 684 + Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! + + + 685 + Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? + + + 686 + Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? + + + 687 + I thought your purpose was to die! + + + 688 + Hey, dickless! Over here! + + + 689 + Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? + + + 690 + Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! + + + 691 + Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? + + + 692 + Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? + + + 693 + Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? + + + 694 + Did your parents have any children that lived? + + + 695 + You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! + + + 696 + Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. + + + 697 + Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! + + + 698 + If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! + + + 699 + That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! + + + 700 + What? Hello? I can't hear anything! + + + 701 + Argh! My ears are bleeding! + + + 702 + What's this ringing? + + + 703 + Huh? It's all silent... + + + 704 + Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? + + + 705 + Fuck, my eyeballs! + + + 706 + I can't see shit! + + + 707 + Who turned off the light?! + + + 708 + Oh, my eyes! + + + 709 + Oh God, I'm blind! + + + 710 + Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! + + + 711 + Somebody help me! I can't see! + + + 712 + You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! + + + 713 + My eyes are on fire! + + + 714 + Cover me, I'm reloading! + + + 715 + I'm out, reloading! + + + 716 + I'm out, reloading! + + + 717 + Gotta reload! + + + 718 + Reloading! + + + 719 + I'm all out! + + + 720 + I'm running dry over here! + + + 721 + Need more ammo! + + + 722 + I'm out of bullets! + + + 723 + I'm leaking! + + + 724 + I'm bleeding! + + + 725 + Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! + + + 726 + Mmmm... blood. + + + 727 + I need medical attention! + + + 728 + I'm spilling blood! + + + 729 + I... can't... catch a breath... + + + 730 + My... lungs... + + + 731 + Gas! Oh... + + + 732 + I can't breath! + + + 733 + It burns! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir-languages/German_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/German.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/German_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/German.EnemyTaunts.xml index ee39e9f8e..8a7b6f7f5 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/German_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/German.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/German_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/German.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ - + 0 @@ -26,7 +26,7 @@ 6 - Die! + Die! 7 @@ -38,7 +38,7 @@ 9 - Eat shit and die! + Eat shit and die! 10 @@ -54,7 +54,7 @@ 13 - I'll chop your balls off! + I'll chop your balls off! 14 @@ -66,7 +66,7 @@ 16 - Hey, wanna play? + Hey, wanna play? 17 @@ -86,7 +86,7 @@ 21 - Die, vermin! + Die, vermin! 22 @@ -94,7 +94,7 @@ 23 - Dance for me! + Dance for me! 24 @@ -102,7 +102,7 @@ 25 - Dakka-dakka-dakka! + Dakka-dakka-dakka! 26 @@ -114,7 +114,7 @@ 28 - Kneel before me, loser! + Kneel before me, loser! 29 @@ -130,11 +130,11 @@ 32 - You fucked with the wrong man! + You fucked with the wrong man! 33 - You fucked with the wrong woman! + You fucked with the wrong woman! 34 @@ -150,7 +150,7 @@ 37 - That's right! + That's right! 38 @@ -162,7 +162,7 @@ 40 - You had it coming! + You had it coming! 41 @@ -174,7 +174,7 @@ 43 - Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! + Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! 44 @@ -190,7 +190,7 @@ 47 - Suck it down! + Suck it down! 48 @@ -210,7 +210,7 @@ 52 - Hahaha! + Hahaha! 53 @@ -226,7 +226,7 @@ 56 - Hell yeah! + Hell yeah! 57 @@ -242,7 +242,7 @@ 60 - Watch and learn. + Watch and learn. 61 @@ -254,7 +254,7 @@ 63 - Didn't see THAT coming, ha? + Didn't see THAT coming, ha? 64 @@ -262,15 +262,15 @@ 65 - I always wanted to do this. + I always wanted to do this. 66 - Peace through power! + Peace through power! 67 - This job ain't that bad. + This job ain't that bad. 68 @@ -286,7 +286,7 @@ 71 - There goes the neighborhood! + There goes the neighborhood! 72 @@ -298,7 +298,7 @@ 74 - Come to papa. + Come to papa. 75 @@ -306,7 +306,7 @@ 76 - I'll rip you to pieces! + I'll rip you to pieces! 77 @@ -314,7 +314,7 @@ 78 - I can smell your fear! + I can smell your fear! 79 @@ -322,11 +322,11 @@ 80 - I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! + I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! 81 - Chaaarge! + Chaaarge! 82 @@ -334,7 +334,7 @@ 83 - Your ass is mine! + Your ass is mine! 84 @@ -358,7 +358,7 @@ 89 - Ready or not, here I come! + Ready or not, here I come! 90 @@ -374,11 +374,11 @@ 93 - You don't leave me a choice! + You don't leave me a choice! 94 - I'll kill you! + I'll kill you! 95 @@ -406,7 +406,7 @@ 101 - I promise it won't hurt... much. + I promise it won't hurt... much. 102 @@ -422,11 +422,11 @@ 105 - Here ya go! + Here ya go! 106 - Pop goes the weasel. + Pop goes the weasel. 107 @@ -458,7 +458,7 @@ 114 - Here's a token of my gratitude! + Here's a token of my gratitude! 115 @@ -478,7 +478,7 @@ 119 - Take cover! + Take cover! 120 @@ -494,710 +494,2380 @@ 123 - They're here! + Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! + 1 124 - Now the fun can start! + Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. + 1 125 - I've waited for this looong time. + Can someone check out these noises? + 1 + 1 126 - Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! + Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. + 1 + 1 127 - They have no idea what they are in for... + Let me guess, another false alarm. + 1 + 1 128 - Everyone get ready! + They're here! + 1 129 - Killing time! + Now the fun can start! 130 - I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! + I've waited for this looong time. 131 - Finally! Some carnage! + Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! 132 - Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! + They have no idea what they are in for... 133 - Finally, my training will pay off. + Everyone get ready! 134 - Everybody, wake up! + Killing time! 135 - Time to earn my paycheck... + I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! 136 - Now I'll be able to prove myself. + Finally! Some carnage! 137 - We have tactical advantage! + Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! 138 - Maybe I'll get a medal! + Finally, my training will pay off. 139 - We're under attack! + Everybody, wake up! 140 - Oh, ain't that just great? + Time to earn my paycheck... 141 - Can't guy get a nap around here? + Now I'll be able to prove myself. 142 - Enemy attack. That's something new. + We have tactical advantage! 143 - Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. + Maybe I'll get a medal! 144 - I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. + We're under attack! 145 - Fantastic. + Oh, ain't that just great? 146 - "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. + Can't guy get a nap around here? 147 - Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! + Enemy attack. That's something new. 148 - Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. + Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. 149 - Take positions! + I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. 150 - I hoped this would never happen... + Fantastic. 151 - Fire at will! + "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. 152 - It was bound to happen eventually. + Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! 153 - I heard that! + Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. 154 - Who's there? + Take positions! 155 - What was that? + I hoped this would never happen... 156 - Hey! What the... + Fire at will! 157 - Show yourself! + It was bound to happen eventually. 158 - I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! + I heard that! 159 - What the hell was that? + Who's there? 160 - I'm not deaf, you know? + What was that? 161 - Hey! + Hey! What the... 162 - Come out, coward! + Show yourself! 163 - Hey! Who's making all that racket? + I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! 164 - Just show yourself, wherever you are! + What the hell was that? 165 - Hey! I've heard something suspicious! + I'm not deaf, you know? 166 - Anybody there? + Hey! 167 - Shoulda check it out. + Come out, coward! 168 - Is someone being clever? + Hey! Who's making all that racket? 169 - Strange noises... + Just show yourself, wherever you are! 170 - Can someone else check it out, please? + Hey! I've heard something suspicious! 171 - It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! + Anybody there? 172 - Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. + Shoulda check it out. 173 - Da'ffff...! + Is someone being clever? 174 - Big mistake! + Strange noises... 175 - Holy crap! + Can someone else check it out, please? 176 - Enemy! + It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! 177 - Enemy!!! + Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. 178 - Alert! Alert! + Da'ffff...! 179 - There is one! + Big mistake! 180 - Intruders! + Holy crap! 181 - We've got company! + Enemy! 182 - Prepare to suffer! + Enemy!!! 183 - Holy shit! + Alert! Alert! 184 - Oh, hi. + There is one! 185 - I spy with my little eye! + Intruders! 186 - I have a sigthing! + We've got company! 187 - Enemy forces! + Prepare to suffer! 188 - Enemy detected! + Holy shit! 189 - Enemy over here! + Oh, hi. 190 - We're in some real shit... + I spy with my little eye! 191 - It was all part of my plan! + I have a sigthing! 192 - I've had enough! + Enemy forces! 193 - Oh my God! + Enemy detected! 194 - They ain't paying us enough for this shit... + Enemy over here! 195 - When did things go so wrong? + We're in some real shit... 196 - I'll be back! With friends! + It was all part of my plan! 197 - You'll pay for that... the other day! + I've had enough! 198 - You're not playing fair! + Oh my God! 199 - Don't think you I will forgive ya! + They ain't paying us enough for this shit... 200 - Mommy! + When did things go so wrong? 201 - I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! + I'll be back! With friends! 202 - I'll leave you alive... for now. - + You'll pay for that... the other day! + 203 - Enough is enough! + You're not playing fair! 204 - Screw this! I'm outta here! + Don't think you I will forgive ya! 205 - Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! + Mommy! 206 - Tactical retreat! + I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! 207 - I've seen enough. + I'll leave you alive... for now. 208 - Nope, nope, nope. + Enough is enough! 209 - Run to the hills! + Screw this! I'm outta here! 210 - Let's call it a draw. + Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! 211 - They said "join the army". Not for this shit! + Tactical retreat! 212 - I regret nothing! + I've seen enough. 213 - Game over, man! + Nope, nope, nope. 214 - Let's be friends! + Run to the hills! 215 - Party's over! + Let's call it a draw. 216 - Violence is not an answer! + They said "join the army". Not for this shit! 217 - I'm too beautiful to die! + I regret nothing! 218 - Screw you guys, I'm going home! + Game over, man! 219 - Make love, not war! + Let's be friends! 220 - I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! + Party's over! 221 - Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! + Violence is not an answer! 222 - Aaaggh! + I'm too beautiful to die! 223 - I see red... + Screw you guys, I'm going home! 224 - Damn, I'm barely conscious. + Make love, not war! 225 - Ugh! + I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! 226 - This... hurts! + Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! 227 - You will regret... uhh... this. + Aaaggh! 228 - Crap! + I see red... 229 - What the...! + Damn, I'm barely conscious. 230 - Ouch! + Ugh! 231 - You fuck! + This... hurts! 232 - Oh, you piece of shit! + You will regret... uhh... this. 233 - Fuck, you'll pay for that! + Crap! 234 - You fucked with the wrong guy! + What the...! 235 - Now you have... pissed me off. + Ouch! 236 - It was nothing! + You fuck! 237 - I'm still here! + Oh, you piece of shit! 238 - Didn't feel a thing! + Fuck, you'll pay for that! 239 - Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! + You fucked with the wrong guy! 240 - Pain is just an illusion! + Now you have... pissed me off. 241 - Who do you think you are? + It was nothing! 242 - Oh, come on! + I'm still here! 243 - Why me?! + Didn't feel a thing! 244 - This hurts you more then it hurts me. + Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! 245 - I'm allergic to pain! + Pain is just an illusion! 246 - Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! + Who do you think you are? 247 - I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! + Oh, come on! 248 - Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! + Why me?! 249 - Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! + This hurts you more then it hurts me. 250 - Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! + I'm allergic to pain! 251 - Much Dust, Many Bullets! + Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! 252 - Get back on your Honda, and travel away! + I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! 253 - Forgive me, for I have sinned! + Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! 254 - Where's your God now?! + Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! 255 - Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! + Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! 256 - Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! + Much Dust, Many Bullets! 257 - Now that's an easy target! + Get back on your Honda, and travel away! 258 - Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... + Forgive me, for I have sinned! 259 - I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! + Where's your God now?! 260 - Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! + Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! 261 - Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! + Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! 262 - Who's that psycho chick? + Now that's an easy target! 263 - Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? + Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... 264 - Marry me! + I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! 265 - Pathetic! + Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 266 - Try again, I dare ya. + Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 267 - Don't make me go over there! + Who's that psycho chick? 268 - You've just made a big mistake! + Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? 269 - I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! + Marry me! 270 - You'll regret missing! + Pathetic! 271 - Who were you shootin' at? + Try again, I dare ya. 272 - Who learned you to shoot? + Don't make me go over there! 273 - You'll pay for that! + You've just made a big mistake! 274 - Son of a bitch! + I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! 275 - You suck! + You'll regret missing! 276 - Lame! + Who were you shootin' at? 277 - Are you even trying? + Who learned you to shoot? 278 - Ha, you wish! + You'll pay for that! 279 - Learn how to shoot, rookie! + Son of a bitch! 280 - In your dream! + You suck! 281 - I'm not impressed! + Lame! 282 - That ain't gonna happen. + Are you even trying? 283 - Booooo! + Ha, you wish! 284 - Children shouldn't play with guns! + Learn how to shoot, rookie! 285 - Nice try! + In your dream! 286 - My grandma's a better shot! + I'm not impressed! 287 - That shot was bad and you should feel bad! + That ain't gonna happen. 288 - Close enough. + Booooo! 289 - Can't touch this! + Children shouldn't play with guns! 290 - Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. + Nice try! 291 - Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! + My grandma's a better shot! 292 - Was close. + That shot was bad and you should feel bad! 293 - Try harder! + Close enough. 294 - Whew! + Can't touch this! 295 - Hell no! + Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. 296 - Maybe next time! + Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! 297 - Not today! + Was close. 298 - Close, but no cigar. + Try harder! 299 - That woke me up. + Whew! + + + 300 + Hell no! + + + 301 + Maybe next time! + + + 302 + Not today! + + + 303 + Close, but no cigar. + + + 304 + That woke me up. + + + 305 + You son of a bitch! + + + 306 + I will destroy you! + + + 307 + Dead or alive, you're coming with me. + + + 308 + I kick ass for the queen! + + + 309 + I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! + + + 322 + Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! + + + 327 + Is that the best you can do? + + + 328 + Your life is over, asshole! + + + 329 + Very pretty, but can you fight? + + + 330 + Howdy, pardner! + + + 331 + I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! + + + 332 + Viva la revolution! + + + 333 + Keep a place in hell for your queen! + + + 334 + Your move, creep! + + + 335 + Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... + + + 336 + Shit, shit, shit... + + + 337 + We're all gonna die. + + + 338 + God help me. + + + 339 + We're in some real pretty shit now! + + + 340 + It is no dream! This is really happening! + + + 341 + Goddamnit. + + + 342 + I got a bad feeling on this one. + + + 343 + It's a goddamn commando squad! + + + 344 + Why this shit always happens to me!? + + + 345 + I can't deal with this anymore + + + 346 + What the hell am I going to do now? + + + 347 + I should get the hell out of here! + + + 348 + Oh no, how could this happen? + + + 349 + I will not fight those bastards alone! + + + 350 + Where is the goddamn cavalry? + + + 351 + I am outta here. + + + 352 + Doctor is in! + + + 353 + Operation succesful! + + + 354 + I'll carve ya up like a chicken! + + + 355 + Bleed for me! + + + 356 + I can't believe they're paying me for that! + + + 357 + You taste like chicken! + + + 358 + You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! + + + 359 + Chop chop chop! + + + 360 + Fresh meat! + + + 361 + I'll drink your blood! + + + 362 + I'll gut you like a fish! + + + 363 + Let's see what's inside this pinata! + + + 364 + When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! + + + 365 + You could use some shave! + + + 366 + Don't worry, it's disinfected! + + + 367 + Show me what you've got! + + + 368 + Time for harakiri, asshole! + + + 369 + Hey, you've got untied shoelace! + + + 370 + There's a mustard on your shirt! + + + 371 + Mmmmmincemeat! + + + 372 + Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! + + + 373 + I'll break your every single bone! + + + 374 + Need a nose job? + + + 375 + Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! + + + 376 + See? Girls can fight too! + + + 377 + Girls power! + + + 378 + Aaand you're dead. + + + 379 + Next! + + + 380 + That's just a beginning, fuckers! + + + 381 + Time to loot a corpse, I guess. + + + 382 + Nice job getting yourself killed. + + + 383 + You OK? You look kinda... dead! + + + 384 + Another one to my collection. + + + 385 + You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. + + + 386 + That door revolved one time too many... + + + 387 + Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. + + + 388 + Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. + + + 389 + I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! + + + 390 + I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! + + + 391 + I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! + + + 392 + Pathetic. + + + 393 + Amateur. + + + 394 + Let this be a lesson for all of you! + + + 395 + You asked for it. + + + 396 + Your luck ran out. + + + 397 + Time to pay the piper! + + + 398 + Someone, go check his pulse. + + + 399 + Someone, go check her pulse. + + + 400 + Adios! + + + 401 + Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... + + + 402 + Serves you right, you slut! + + + 403 + In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. + + + 404 + Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. + + + 405 + Goodnight sweet prince. + + + 406 + OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. + + + 407 + OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. + + + 408 + Diagnosis: negative! + + + 409 + It didn't have end up like this.! + + + 410 + I think I'll skip a lunch today. + + + 411 + Hahaha! Fucking awesome! + + + 412 + Fuck yeah! I love this job! + + + 413 + It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. + + + 414 + Boom, head shot! + + + 415 + Wow! + + + 416 + Mind blown! + + + 417 + I wasn't even trying. + + + 418 + Did somebody take a picture? + + + 419 + Pop goes the zit! + + + 420 + I warned you about mexican food! + + + 421 + What can I say, I'm a better draw. + + + 422 + I'm gonna miss your cinematography... + + + 423 + Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. + + + 424 + Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! + + + 425 + No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! + + + 426 + Next time try shooting with open eyes! + + + 427 + Stop shaking! I can't hit you! + + + 428 + Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! + + + 429 + And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! + + + 430 + Couple? We're not married! + + + 431 + I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! + + + 432 + PX? What the fuck does it even mean? + + + 433 + No shit, Sherlock! + + + 434 + It will be one-way trip for you! + + + 435 + Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! + + + 436 + Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! + 1 + + + 437 + What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! + + + 438 + Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! + + + 439 + I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! + + + 440 + Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. + + + 441 + So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. + + + 442 + Indeed I do! + + + 443 + You know there's no such animal, right? + + + 444 + Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! + + + 445 + Trouble is my second name! + + + 446 + Like a bulldog! + + + 447 + You should be! + + + 448 + Your wish is my order! + + + 449 + Nobody ever does. + + + 450 + Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. + + + 451 + Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! + + + 452 + No, thank you! + + + 453 + Will see who's about to teach whom! + + + 454 + You're right! + + + 455 + You don't deserve a chance! + + + 456 + Horoscopes lie! + + + 457 + Ding dong! + + + 458 + It's still not too late! + + + 459 + We'll check ourselves! + + + 460 + Need bubbles, sir? + + + 461 + Did you just call me an ass!? + + + 462 + Whatever. + + + 463 + I didn't understand a single word! + + + 464 + It will only get closer! + + + 465 + I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. + + + 471 + You're the disease and I'm the cure. + + + 472 + I'm gonna blow your head off! + + + 473 + Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! + + + 475 + I eat Green Berets for breakfast! + + + 476 + You cowboys are finished! + + + 477 + Take this, you maggot! + + + 478 + I'm going to cut out your living guts! + + + 479 + Long live the queen! + + + 480 + Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! + + + 481 + Don't make me angry! + + + 482 + I must break you! + + + 484 + This is for the Queen! + + + 485 + The Queen says: Die! + + + 486 + Dying ain't much of a living, boy! + + + 487 + Dying ain't much of a living, girl! + + + 488 + Is that the best you can do? + + + 489 + Your life is over, asshole! + + + 490 + Very pretty, but can you fight? + + + 491 + Howdy, pardner! + + + 492 + I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! + + + 493 + Viva la revolution! + + + 494 + Your move, creep! + + + 495 + Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... + + + 496 + It's about to turn into full tournee! + + + 497 + "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? + + + 498 + As you wish! + + + 499 + Hey! I'm a lady! + + + 500 + I'll dig you one! Six feet under! + + + 501 + I guess there's no more room in hell... + + + 502 + Is this some kind of a joke? + + + 503 + They're coming to get us! + + + 504 + Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! + + + 505 + Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... + + + 506 + Really? I mean.. c'mon! + + + 507 + That's just fucked up! + + + 508 + What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? + + + 509 + Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! + + + 510 + I'll send you back to hell! + + + 511 + We'll need more paramedics! + + + 512 + Oh shit! It can smell my brain! + + + 513 + It's not zombie! He's infected! + + + 514 + Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... + + + 515 + It's alive! + + + 516 + Maybe it's friendly. + + + 517 + It's alive... ish. + + + 518 + Nothing's ever real until it's real. + + + 519 + They live! + + + 520 + There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... + + + 521 + I will not negotiate with undead! + + + 522 + So there IS a life after death! + + + 523 + Don't use the Z word! + + + 524 + Holy shit. Plot twist! + + + 525 + Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. + + + 526 + That's it, no more drugs for me. + + + 527 + I knew that movie was based on a true story! + + + 528 + You're one spooky motherfucker, man. + + + 529 + Oooh. Zombies. How original. + + + 530 + Zombie over here! + + + 531 + Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! + + + 532 + Undead! + + + 533 + This is a bad dream! + + + 534 + Blasphemy! + + + 535 + Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! + + + 536 + At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. + + + 537 + I'm scared to pieces! + + + 538 + It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. + + + 539 + It could be worse. They could be nazi! + + + 540 + Where's my lawnmower when I need it? + + + 541 + It's againt the nature, you freak! + + + 542 + Dead should stay dead. + + + 543 + Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. + + + 544 + No! I don't want to become one of you! + + + 545 + Stay away from my precious gray matter! + + + 546 + Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! + + + 547 + Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! + + + 548 + They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! + + + 549 + Not my face! My beautiful face! + + + 550 + The PAIN! + + + 551 + Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! + + + 552 + Does it hurt to be dead? + + + 553 + And stay dead! This time! + + + 554 + You're dead... again. + + + 555 + Rest in pieces! + + + 556 + If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. + + + 557 + Stay down! + + + 558 + Get back where you came from! + + + 559 + Zed is dead. + + + 560 + Yeah! See ya! + + + 561 + Punish! + + + 562 + Bingo! + + + 563 + I think you'll enjoy this. + + + 564 + I'll squash you like a bug! + + + 565 + Here comes Johnny! + + + 566 + Somebody call an ambulance! + + + 567 + My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! + + + 568 + Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! + + + 569 + OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! + + + 570 + Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! + + + 571 + Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? + + + 572 + Look what you've made me do... + + + 573 + Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! + + + 573 + Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! + + + 574 + Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! + + + 575 + Look who's come to the picnic! + + + 576 + You've got to be crazy to come here! + + + 577 + Now, you've got my attention! + + + 578 + You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! + + + 579 + You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! + + + 580 + Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... + + + 581 + Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! + + + 582 + How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! + + + 583 + You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? + + + 584 + Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... + + + 585 + Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! + + + 586 + Is that your best? + + + 587 + It's official: YOU SUCK! + + + 588 + You cannot hurt me! + + + 589 + Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? + + + 588 + I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! + + + 589 + Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! + + + 590 + Are you trying to piss me off? + + + 591 + Do you want to hurt me on purpose? + + + 592 + Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! + + + 593 + I'm going to beat the crap out of you! + + + 594 + If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! + + + 595 + That's it, you're fucking dead! + + + 596 + I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! + + + 597 + Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! + + + 598 + God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. + + + 599 + The army... I should have known better! + + + 600 + Coming here... What was I thinking? + + + 601 + I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. + + + 602 + No weapons! No friends! No hope! + + + 603 + If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... + + + 604 + HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! + + + 605 + Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! + + + 606 + Gee, whales can fight? + + + 607 + Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! + + + 608 + This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! + + + 609 + How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! + + + 610 + Over here, you morons! + + + 611 + Go to hell, Hellar! + + + 612 + Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? + + + 613 + It must be this time of the month! + + + 614 + Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! + + + 615 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 616 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 617 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 618 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 619 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 620 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 621 + Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? + + + 622 + Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? + + + 623 + Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! + + + 624 + Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! + + + 625 + Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! + + + 626 + OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! + + + 627 + Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. + + + 628 + Trust me. I'm a professional! + + + 629 + You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... + + + 630 + Nice boobs! Are these real? + + + 631 + You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? + + + 632 + Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. + + + 633 + Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! + + + 634 + You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! + + + 635 + I see you and now I can see through you! + + + 636 + Little enemies... little wounds! + + + 637 + I really hate needless violence. + + + 638 + Wow, you're even dumber than you look. + + + 639 + You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! + + + 640 + Were your parents siblings? + + + 641 + Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? + + + 642 + I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! + + + 643 + Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? + + + 643 + Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! + + + 644 + Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! + + + 645 + Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! + + + 646 + Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? + + + 647 + As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? + + + 648 + You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! + + + 649 + Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! + + + 650 + You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! + + + 651 + Guys, don't shoot the cushions! + + + 652 + It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! + + + 653 + How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? + + + 654 + How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? + + + 655 + Are you tryin' to make me look good? + + + 656 + Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! + + + 657 + Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! + + + 658 + Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? + + + 659 + Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? + + + 660 + Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? + + + 661 + Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? + + + 662 + Idiots! Idiots everywhere! + + + 663 + You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. + + + 664 + I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. + + + 665 + How's that karma tasting? Not so good? + + + 666 + Do you always take yourself so seriously? + + + 667 + Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. + + + 668 + Go bore someone else with your existence. + + + 669 + When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! + + + 670 + Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? + + + 671 + Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? + + + 672 + Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! + + + 673 + Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! + + + 674 + Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! + + + 675 + I'm scared to death! + + + 676 + Gee, that gave me goose bumps! + + + 677 + Speak of the devil! + + + 678 + Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! + + + 679 + OK, that was the last straw! + + + 680 + If I throw a stick, will you go away? + + + 681 + How can I miss you if you won't go away? + + + 682 + Hold my beer and watch this! + + + 683 + Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! + + + 684 + Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! + + + 685 + Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? + + + 686 + Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? + + + 687 + I thought your purpose was to die! + + + 688 + Hey, dickless! Over here! + + + 689 + Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? + + + 690 + Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! + + + 691 + Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? + + + 692 + Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? + + + 693 + Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? + + + 694 + Did your parents have any children that lived? + + + 695 + You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! + + + 696 + Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. + + + 697 + Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! + + + 698 + If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! + + + 699 + That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! + + + 700 + What? Hello? I can't hear anything! + + + 701 + Argh! My ears are bleeding! + + + 702 + What's this ringing? + + + 703 + Huh? It's all silent... + + + 704 + Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? + + + 705 + Fuck, my eyeballs! + + + 706 + I can't see shit! + + + 707 + Who turned off the light?! + + + 708 + Oh, my eyes! + + + 709 + Oh God, I'm blind! + + + 710 + Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! + + + 711 + Somebody help me! I can't see! + + + 712 + You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! + + + 713 + My eyes are on fire! + + + 714 + Cover me, I'm reloading! + + + 715 + I'm out, reloading! + + + 716 + I'm out, reloading! + + + 717 + Gotta reload! + + + 718 + Reloading! + + + 719 + I'm all out! + + + 720 + I'm running dry over here! + + + 721 + Need more ammo! + + + 722 + I'm out of bullets! + + + 723 + I'm leaking! + + + 724 + I'm bleeding! + + + 725 + Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! + + + 726 + Mmmm... blood. + + + 727 + I need medical attention! + + + 728 + I'm spilling blood! + + + 729 + I... can't... catch a breath... + + + 730 + My... lungs... + + + 731 + Gas! Oh... + + + 732 + I can't breath! + + + 733 + It burns! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir-languages/German_Version/Data/TableData/German.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/German_Version/Data/TableData/German.EnemyTaunts.xml index ee39e9f8e..8a7b6f7f5 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/German_Version/Data/TableData/German.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/German_Version/Data/TableData/German.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ - + 0 @@ -26,7 +26,7 @@ 6 - Die! + Die! 7 @@ -38,7 +38,7 @@ 9 - Eat shit and die! + Eat shit and die! 10 @@ -54,7 +54,7 @@ 13 - I'll chop your balls off! + I'll chop your balls off! 14 @@ -66,7 +66,7 @@ 16 - Hey, wanna play? + Hey, wanna play? 17 @@ -86,7 +86,7 @@ 21 - Die, vermin! + Die, vermin! 22 @@ -94,7 +94,7 @@ 23 - Dance for me! + Dance for me! 24 @@ -102,7 +102,7 @@ 25 - Dakka-dakka-dakka! + Dakka-dakka-dakka! 26 @@ -114,7 +114,7 @@ 28 - Kneel before me, loser! + Kneel before me, loser! 29 @@ -130,11 +130,11 @@ 32 - You fucked with the wrong man! + You fucked with the wrong man! 33 - You fucked with the wrong woman! + You fucked with the wrong woman! 34 @@ -150,7 +150,7 @@ 37 - That's right! + That's right! 38 @@ -162,7 +162,7 @@ 40 - You had it coming! + You had it coming! 41 @@ -174,7 +174,7 @@ 43 - Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! + Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! 44 @@ -190,7 +190,7 @@ 47 - Suck it down! + Suck it down! 48 @@ -210,7 +210,7 @@ 52 - Hahaha! + Hahaha! 53 @@ -226,7 +226,7 @@ 56 - Hell yeah! + Hell yeah! 57 @@ -242,7 +242,7 @@ 60 - Watch and learn. + Watch and learn. 61 @@ -254,7 +254,7 @@ 63 - Didn't see THAT coming, ha? + Didn't see THAT coming, ha? 64 @@ -262,15 +262,15 @@ 65 - I always wanted to do this. + I always wanted to do this. 66 - Peace through power! + Peace through power! 67 - This job ain't that bad. + This job ain't that bad. 68 @@ -286,7 +286,7 @@ 71 - There goes the neighborhood! + There goes the neighborhood! 72 @@ -298,7 +298,7 @@ 74 - Come to papa. + Come to papa. 75 @@ -306,7 +306,7 @@ 76 - I'll rip you to pieces! + I'll rip you to pieces! 77 @@ -314,7 +314,7 @@ 78 - I can smell your fear! + I can smell your fear! 79 @@ -322,11 +322,11 @@ 80 - I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! + I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! 81 - Chaaarge! + Chaaarge! 82 @@ -334,7 +334,7 @@ 83 - Your ass is mine! + Your ass is mine! 84 @@ -358,7 +358,7 @@ 89 - Ready or not, here I come! + Ready or not, here I come! 90 @@ -374,11 +374,11 @@ 93 - You don't leave me a choice! + You don't leave me a choice! 94 - I'll kill you! + I'll kill you! 95 @@ -406,7 +406,7 @@ 101 - I promise it won't hurt... much. + I promise it won't hurt... much. 102 @@ -422,11 +422,11 @@ 105 - Here ya go! + Here ya go! 106 - Pop goes the weasel. + Pop goes the weasel. 107 @@ -458,7 +458,7 @@ 114 - Here's a token of my gratitude! + Here's a token of my gratitude! 115 @@ -478,7 +478,7 @@ 119 - Take cover! + Take cover! 120 @@ -494,710 +494,2380 @@ 123 - They're here! + Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! + 1 124 - Now the fun can start! + Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. + 1 125 - I've waited for this looong time. + Can someone check out these noises? + 1 + 1 126 - Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! + Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. + 1 + 1 127 - They have no idea what they are in for... + Let me guess, another false alarm. + 1 + 1 128 - Everyone get ready! + They're here! + 1 129 - Killing time! + Now the fun can start! 130 - I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! + I've waited for this looong time. 131 - Finally! Some carnage! + Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! 132 - Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! + They have no idea what they are in for... 133 - Finally, my training will pay off. + Everyone get ready! 134 - Everybody, wake up! + Killing time! 135 - Time to earn my paycheck... + I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! 136 - Now I'll be able to prove myself. + Finally! Some carnage! 137 - We have tactical advantage! + Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! 138 - Maybe I'll get a medal! + Finally, my training will pay off. 139 - We're under attack! + Everybody, wake up! 140 - Oh, ain't that just great? + Time to earn my paycheck... 141 - Can't guy get a nap around here? + Now I'll be able to prove myself. 142 - Enemy attack. That's something new. + We have tactical advantage! 143 - Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. + Maybe I'll get a medal! 144 - I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. + We're under attack! 145 - Fantastic. + Oh, ain't that just great? 146 - "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. + Can't guy get a nap around here? 147 - Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! + Enemy attack. That's something new. 148 - Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. + Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. 149 - Take positions! + I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. 150 - I hoped this would never happen... + Fantastic. 151 - Fire at will! + "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. 152 - It was bound to happen eventually. + Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! 153 - I heard that! + Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. 154 - Who's there? + Take positions! 155 - What was that? + I hoped this would never happen... 156 - Hey! What the... + Fire at will! 157 - Show yourself! + It was bound to happen eventually. 158 - I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! + I heard that! 159 - What the hell was that? + Who's there? 160 - I'm not deaf, you know? + What was that? 161 - Hey! + Hey! What the... 162 - Come out, coward! + Show yourself! 163 - Hey! Who's making all that racket? + I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! 164 - Just show yourself, wherever you are! + What the hell was that? 165 - Hey! I've heard something suspicious! + I'm not deaf, you know? 166 - Anybody there? + Hey! 167 - Shoulda check it out. + Come out, coward! 168 - Is someone being clever? + Hey! Who's making all that racket? 169 - Strange noises... + Just show yourself, wherever you are! 170 - Can someone else check it out, please? + Hey! I've heard something suspicious! 171 - It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! + Anybody there? 172 - Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. + Shoulda check it out. 173 - Da'ffff...! + Is someone being clever? 174 - Big mistake! + Strange noises... 175 - Holy crap! + Can someone else check it out, please? 176 - Enemy! + It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! 177 - Enemy!!! + Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. 178 - Alert! Alert! + Da'ffff...! 179 - There is one! + Big mistake! 180 - Intruders! + Holy crap! 181 - We've got company! + Enemy! 182 - Prepare to suffer! + Enemy!!! 183 - Holy shit! + Alert! Alert! 184 - Oh, hi. + There is one! 185 - I spy with my little eye! + Intruders! 186 - I have a sigthing! + We've got company! 187 - Enemy forces! + Prepare to suffer! 188 - Enemy detected! + Holy shit! 189 - Enemy over here! + Oh, hi. 190 - We're in some real shit... + I spy with my little eye! 191 - It was all part of my plan! + I have a sigthing! 192 - I've had enough! + Enemy forces! 193 - Oh my God! + Enemy detected! 194 - They ain't paying us enough for this shit... + Enemy over here! 195 - When did things go so wrong? + We're in some real shit... 196 - I'll be back! With friends! + It was all part of my plan! 197 - You'll pay for that... the other day! + I've had enough! 198 - You're not playing fair! + Oh my God! 199 - Don't think you I will forgive ya! + They ain't paying us enough for this shit... 200 - Mommy! + When did things go so wrong? 201 - I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! + I'll be back! With friends! 202 - I'll leave you alive... for now. - + You'll pay for that... the other day! + 203 - Enough is enough! + You're not playing fair! 204 - Screw this! I'm outta here! + Don't think you I will forgive ya! 205 - Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! + Mommy! 206 - Tactical retreat! + I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! 207 - I've seen enough. + I'll leave you alive... for now. 208 - Nope, nope, nope. + Enough is enough! 209 - Run to the hills! + Screw this! I'm outta here! 210 - Let's call it a draw. + Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! 211 - They said "join the army". Not for this shit! + Tactical retreat! 212 - I regret nothing! + I've seen enough. 213 - Game over, man! + Nope, nope, nope. 214 - Let's be friends! + Run to the hills! 215 - Party's over! + Let's call it a draw. 216 - Violence is not an answer! + They said "join the army". Not for this shit! 217 - I'm too beautiful to die! + I regret nothing! 218 - Screw you guys, I'm going home! + Game over, man! 219 - Make love, not war! + Let's be friends! 220 - I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! + Party's over! 221 - Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! + Violence is not an answer! 222 - Aaaggh! + I'm too beautiful to die! 223 - I see red... + Screw you guys, I'm going home! 224 - Damn, I'm barely conscious. + Make love, not war! 225 - Ugh! + I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! 226 - This... hurts! + Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! 227 - You will regret... uhh... this. + Aaaggh! 228 - Crap! + I see red... 229 - What the...! + Damn, I'm barely conscious. 230 - Ouch! + Ugh! 231 - You fuck! + This... hurts! 232 - Oh, you piece of shit! + You will regret... uhh... this. 233 - Fuck, you'll pay for that! + Crap! 234 - You fucked with the wrong guy! + What the...! 235 - Now you have... pissed me off. + Ouch! 236 - It was nothing! + You fuck! 237 - I'm still here! + Oh, you piece of shit! 238 - Didn't feel a thing! + Fuck, you'll pay for that! 239 - Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! + You fucked with the wrong guy! 240 - Pain is just an illusion! + Now you have... pissed me off. 241 - Who do you think you are? + It was nothing! 242 - Oh, come on! + I'm still here! 243 - Why me?! + Didn't feel a thing! 244 - This hurts you more then it hurts me. + Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! 245 - I'm allergic to pain! + Pain is just an illusion! 246 - Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! + Who do you think you are? 247 - I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! + Oh, come on! 248 - Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! + Why me?! 249 - Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! + This hurts you more then it hurts me. 250 - Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! + I'm allergic to pain! 251 - Much Dust, Many Bullets! + Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! 252 - Get back on your Honda, and travel away! + I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! 253 - Forgive me, for I have sinned! + Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! 254 - Where's your God now?! + Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! 255 - Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! + Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! 256 - Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! + Much Dust, Many Bullets! 257 - Now that's an easy target! + Get back on your Honda, and travel away! 258 - Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... + Forgive me, for I have sinned! 259 - I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! + Where's your God now?! 260 - Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! + Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! 261 - Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! + Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! 262 - Who's that psycho chick? + Now that's an easy target! 263 - Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? + Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... 264 - Marry me! + I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! 265 - Pathetic! + Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 266 - Try again, I dare ya. + Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 267 - Don't make me go over there! + Who's that psycho chick? 268 - You've just made a big mistake! + Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? 269 - I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! + Marry me! 270 - You'll regret missing! + Pathetic! 271 - Who were you shootin' at? + Try again, I dare ya. 272 - Who learned you to shoot? + Don't make me go over there! 273 - You'll pay for that! + You've just made a big mistake! 274 - Son of a bitch! + I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! 275 - You suck! + You'll regret missing! 276 - Lame! + Who were you shootin' at? 277 - Are you even trying? + Who learned you to shoot? 278 - Ha, you wish! + You'll pay for that! 279 - Learn how to shoot, rookie! + Son of a bitch! 280 - In your dream! + You suck! 281 - I'm not impressed! + Lame! 282 - That ain't gonna happen. + Are you even trying? 283 - Booooo! + Ha, you wish! 284 - Children shouldn't play with guns! + Learn how to shoot, rookie! 285 - Nice try! + In your dream! 286 - My grandma's a better shot! + I'm not impressed! 287 - That shot was bad and you should feel bad! + That ain't gonna happen. 288 - Close enough. + Booooo! 289 - Can't touch this! + Children shouldn't play with guns! 290 - Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. + Nice try! 291 - Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! + My grandma's a better shot! 292 - Was close. + That shot was bad and you should feel bad! 293 - Try harder! + Close enough. 294 - Whew! + Can't touch this! 295 - Hell no! + Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. 296 - Maybe next time! + Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! 297 - Not today! + Was close. 298 - Close, but no cigar. + Try harder! 299 - That woke me up. + Whew! + + + 300 + Hell no! + + + 301 + Maybe next time! + + + 302 + Not today! + + + 303 + Close, but no cigar. + + + 304 + That woke me up. + + + 305 + You son of a bitch! + + + 306 + I will destroy you! + + + 307 + Dead or alive, you're coming with me. + + + 308 + I kick ass for the queen! + + + 309 + I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! + + + 322 + Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! + + + 327 + Is that the best you can do? + + + 328 + Your life is over, asshole! + + + 329 + Very pretty, but can you fight? + + + 330 + Howdy, pardner! + + + 331 + I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! + + + 332 + Viva la revolution! + + + 333 + Keep a place in hell for your queen! + + + 334 + Your move, creep! + + + 335 + Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... + + + 336 + Shit, shit, shit... + + + 337 + We're all gonna die. + + + 338 + God help me. + + + 339 + We're in some real pretty shit now! + + + 340 + It is no dream! This is really happening! + + + 341 + Goddamnit. + + + 342 + I got a bad feeling on this one. + + + 343 + It's a goddamn commando squad! + + + 344 + Why this shit always happens to me!? + + + 345 + I can't deal with this anymore + + + 346 + What the hell am I going to do now? + + + 347 + I should get the hell out of here! + + + 348 + Oh no, how could this happen? + + + 349 + I will not fight those bastards alone! + + + 350 + Where is the goddamn cavalry? + + + 351 + I am outta here. + + + 352 + Doctor is in! + + + 353 + Operation succesful! + + + 354 + I'll carve ya up like a chicken! + + + 355 + Bleed for me! + + + 356 + I can't believe they're paying me for that! + + + 357 + You taste like chicken! + + + 358 + You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! + + + 359 + Chop chop chop! + + + 360 + Fresh meat! + + + 361 + I'll drink your blood! + + + 362 + I'll gut you like a fish! + + + 363 + Let's see what's inside this pinata! + + + 364 + When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! + + + 365 + You could use some shave! + + + 366 + Don't worry, it's disinfected! + + + 367 + Show me what you've got! + + + 368 + Time for harakiri, asshole! + + + 369 + Hey, you've got untied shoelace! + + + 370 + There's a mustard on your shirt! + + + 371 + Mmmmmincemeat! + + + 372 + Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! + + + 373 + I'll break your every single bone! + + + 374 + Need a nose job? + + + 375 + Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! + + + 376 + See? Girls can fight too! + + + 377 + Girls power! + + + 378 + Aaand you're dead. + + + 379 + Next! + + + 380 + That's just a beginning, fuckers! + + + 381 + Time to loot a corpse, I guess. + + + 382 + Nice job getting yourself killed. + + + 383 + You OK? You look kinda... dead! + + + 384 + Another one to my collection. + + + 385 + You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. + + + 386 + That door revolved one time too many... + + + 387 + Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. + + + 388 + Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. + + + 389 + I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! + + + 390 + I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! + + + 391 + I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! + + + 392 + Pathetic. + + + 393 + Amateur. + + + 394 + Let this be a lesson for all of you! + + + 395 + You asked for it. + + + 396 + Your luck ran out. + + + 397 + Time to pay the piper! + + + 398 + Someone, go check his pulse. + + + 399 + Someone, go check her pulse. + + + 400 + Adios! + + + 401 + Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... + + + 402 + Serves you right, you slut! + + + 403 + In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. + + + 404 + Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. + + + 405 + Goodnight sweet prince. + + + 406 + OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. + + + 407 + OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. + + + 408 + Diagnosis: negative! + + + 409 + It didn't have end up like this.! + + + 410 + I think I'll skip a lunch today. + + + 411 + Hahaha! Fucking awesome! + + + 412 + Fuck yeah! I love this job! + + + 413 + It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. + + + 414 + Boom, head shot! + + + 415 + Wow! + + + 416 + Mind blown! + + + 417 + I wasn't even trying. + + + 418 + Did somebody take a picture? + + + 419 + Pop goes the zit! + + + 420 + I warned you about mexican food! + + + 421 + What can I say, I'm a better draw. + + + 422 + I'm gonna miss your cinematography... + + + 423 + Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. + + + 424 + Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! + + + 425 + No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! + + + 426 + Next time try shooting with open eyes! + + + 427 + Stop shaking! I can't hit you! + + + 428 + Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! + + + 429 + And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! + + + 430 + Couple? We're not married! + + + 431 + I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! + + + 432 + PX? What the fuck does it even mean? + + + 433 + No shit, Sherlock! + + + 434 + It will be one-way trip for you! + + + 435 + Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! + + + 436 + Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! + 1 + + + 437 + What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! + + + 438 + Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! + + + 439 + I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! + + + 440 + Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. + + + 441 + So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. + + + 442 + Indeed I do! + + + 443 + You know there's no such animal, right? + + + 444 + Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! + + + 445 + Trouble is my second name! + + + 446 + Like a bulldog! + + + 447 + You should be! + + + 448 + Your wish is my order! + + + 449 + Nobody ever does. + + + 450 + Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. + + + 451 + Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! + + + 452 + No, thank you! + + + 453 + Will see who's about to teach whom! + + + 454 + You're right! + + + 455 + You don't deserve a chance! + + + 456 + Horoscopes lie! + + + 457 + Ding dong! + + + 458 + It's still not too late! + + + 459 + We'll check ourselves! + + + 460 + Need bubbles, sir? + + + 461 + Did you just call me an ass!? + + + 462 + Whatever. + + + 463 + I didn't understand a single word! + + + 464 + It will only get closer! + + + 465 + I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. + + + 471 + You're the disease and I'm the cure. + + + 472 + I'm gonna blow your head off! + + + 473 + Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! + + + 475 + I eat Green Berets for breakfast! + + + 476 + You cowboys are finished! + + + 477 + Take this, you maggot! + + + 478 + I'm going to cut out your living guts! + + + 479 + Long live the queen! + + + 480 + Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! + + + 481 + Don't make me angry! + + + 482 + I must break you! + + + 484 + This is for the Queen! + + + 485 + The Queen says: Die! + + + 486 + Dying ain't much of a living, boy! + + + 487 + Dying ain't much of a living, girl! + + + 488 + Is that the best you can do? + + + 489 + Your life is over, asshole! + + + 490 + Very pretty, but can you fight? + + + 491 + Howdy, pardner! + + + 492 + I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! + + + 493 + Viva la revolution! + + + 494 + Your move, creep! + + + 495 + Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... + + + 496 + It's about to turn into full tournee! + + + 497 + "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? + + + 498 + As you wish! + + + 499 + Hey! I'm a lady! + + + 500 + I'll dig you one! Six feet under! + + + 501 + I guess there's no more room in hell... + + + 502 + Is this some kind of a joke? + + + 503 + They're coming to get us! + + + 504 + Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! + + + 505 + Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... + + + 506 + Really? I mean.. c'mon! + + + 507 + That's just fucked up! + + + 508 + What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? + + + 509 + Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! + + + 510 + I'll send you back to hell! + + + 511 + We'll need more paramedics! + + + 512 + Oh shit! It can smell my brain! + + + 513 + It's not zombie! He's infected! + + + 514 + Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... + + + 515 + It's alive! + + + 516 + Maybe it's friendly. + + + 517 + It's alive... ish. + + + 518 + Nothing's ever real until it's real. + + + 519 + They live! + + + 520 + There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... + + + 521 + I will not negotiate with undead! + + + 522 + So there IS a life after death! + + + 523 + Don't use the Z word! + + + 524 + Holy shit. Plot twist! + + + 525 + Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. + + + 526 + That's it, no more drugs for me. + + + 527 + I knew that movie was based on a true story! + + + 528 + You're one spooky motherfucker, man. + + + 529 + Oooh. Zombies. How original. + + + 530 + Zombie over here! + + + 531 + Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! + + + 532 + Undead! + + + 533 + This is a bad dream! + + + 534 + Blasphemy! + + + 535 + Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! + + + 536 + At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. + + + 537 + I'm scared to pieces! + + + 538 + It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. + + + 539 + It could be worse. They could be nazi! + + + 540 + Where's my lawnmower when I need it? + + + 541 + It's againt the nature, you freak! + + + 542 + Dead should stay dead. + + + 543 + Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. + + + 544 + No! I don't want to become one of you! + + + 545 + Stay away from my precious gray matter! + + + 546 + Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! + + + 547 + Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! + + + 548 + They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! + + + 549 + Not my face! My beautiful face! + + + 550 + The PAIN! + + + 551 + Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! + + + 552 + Does it hurt to be dead? + + + 553 + And stay dead! This time! + + + 554 + You're dead... again. + + + 555 + Rest in pieces! + + + 556 + If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. + + + 557 + Stay down! + + + 558 + Get back where you came from! + + + 559 + Zed is dead. + + + 560 + Yeah! See ya! + + + 561 + Punish! + + + 562 + Bingo! + + + 563 + I think you'll enjoy this. + + + 564 + I'll squash you like a bug! + + + 565 + Here comes Johnny! + + + 566 + Somebody call an ambulance! + + + 567 + My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! + + + 568 + Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! + + + 569 + OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! + + + 570 + Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! + + + 571 + Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? + + + 572 + Look what you've made me do... + + + 573 + Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! + + + 573 + Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! + + + 574 + Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! + + + 575 + Look who's come to the picnic! + + + 576 + You've got to be crazy to come here! + + + 577 + Now, you've got my attention! + + + 578 + You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! + + + 579 + You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! + + + 580 + Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... + + + 581 + Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! + + + 582 + How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! + + + 583 + You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? + + + 584 + Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... + + + 585 + Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! + + + 586 + Is that your best? + + + 587 + It's official: YOU SUCK! + + + 588 + You cannot hurt me! + + + 589 + Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? + + + 588 + I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! + + + 589 + Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! + + + 590 + Are you trying to piss me off? + + + 591 + Do you want to hurt me on purpose? + + + 592 + Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! + + + 593 + I'm going to beat the crap out of you! + + + 594 + If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! + + + 595 + That's it, you're fucking dead! + + + 596 + I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! + + + 597 + Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! + + + 598 + God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. + + + 599 + The army... I should have known better! + + + 600 + Coming here... What was I thinking? + + + 601 + I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. + + + 602 + No weapons! No friends! No hope! + + + 603 + If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... + + + 604 + HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! + + + 605 + Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! + + + 606 + Gee, whales can fight? + + + 607 + Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! + + + 608 + This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! + + + 609 + How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! + + + 610 + Over here, you morons! + + + 611 + Go to hell, Hellar! + + + 612 + Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? + + + 613 + It must be this time of the month! + + + 614 + Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! + + + 615 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 616 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 617 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 618 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 619 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 620 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 621 + Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? + + + 622 + Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? + + + 623 + Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! + + + 624 + Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! + + + 625 + Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! + + + 626 + OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! + + + 627 + Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. + + + 628 + Trust me. I'm a professional! + + + 629 + You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... + + + 630 + Nice boobs! Are these real? + + + 631 + You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? + + + 632 + Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. + + + 633 + Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! + + + 634 + You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! + + + 635 + I see you and now I can see through you! + + + 636 + Little enemies... little wounds! + + + 637 + I really hate needless violence. + + + 638 + Wow, you're even dumber than you look. + + + 639 + You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! + + + 640 + Were your parents siblings? + + + 641 + Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? + + + 642 + I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! + + + 643 + Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? + + + 643 + Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! + + + 644 + Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! + + + 645 + Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! + + + 646 + Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? + + + 647 + As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? + + + 648 + You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! + + + 649 + Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! + + + 650 + You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! + + + 651 + Guys, don't shoot the cushions! + + + 652 + It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! + + + 653 + How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? + + + 654 + How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? + + + 655 + Are you tryin' to make me look good? + + + 656 + Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! + + + 657 + Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! + + + 658 + Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? + + + 659 + Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? + + + 660 + Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? + + + 661 + Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? + + + 662 + Idiots! Idiots everywhere! + + + 663 + You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. + + + 664 + I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. + + + 665 + How's that karma tasting? Not so good? + + + 666 + Do you always take yourself so seriously? + + + 667 + Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. + + + 668 + Go bore someone else with your existence. + + + 669 + When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! + + + 670 + Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? + + + 671 + Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? + + + 672 + Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! + + + 673 + Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! + + + 674 + Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! + + + 675 + I'm scared to death! + + + 676 + Gee, that gave me goose bumps! + + + 677 + Speak of the devil! + + + 678 + Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! + + + 679 + OK, that was the last straw! + + + 680 + If I throw a stick, will you go away? + + + 681 + How can I miss you if you won't go away? + + + 682 + Hold my beer and watch this! + + + 683 + Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! + + + 684 + Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! + + + 685 + Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? + + + 686 + Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? + + + 687 + I thought your purpose was to die! + + + 688 + Hey, dickless! Over here! + + + 689 + Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? + + + 690 + Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! + + + 691 + Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? + + + 692 + Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? + + + 693 + Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? + + + 694 + Did your parents have any children that lived? + + + 695 + You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! + + + 696 + Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. + + + 697 + Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! + + + 698 + If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! + + + 699 + That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! + + + 700 + What? Hello? I can't hear anything! + + + 701 + Argh! My ears are bleeding! + + + 702 + What's this ringing? + + + 703 + Huh? It's all silent... + + + 704 + Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? + + + 705 + Fuck, my eyeballs! + + + 706 + I can't see shit! + + + 707 + Who turned off the light?! + + + 708 + Oh, my eyes! + + + 709 + Oh God, I'm blind! + + + 710 + Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! + + + 711 + Somebody help me! I can't see! + + + 712 + You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! + + + 713 + My eyes are on fire! + + + 714 + Cover me, I'm reloading! + + + 715 + I'm out, reloading! + + + 716 + I'm out, reloading! + + + 717 + Gotta reload! + + + 718 + Reloading! + + + 719 + I'm all out! + + + 720 + I'm running dry over here! + + + 721 + Need more ammo! + + + 722 + I'm out of bullets! + + + 723 + I'm leaking! + + + 724 + I'm bleeding! + + + 725 + Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! + + + 726 + Mmmm... blood. + + + 727 + I need medical attention! + + + 728 + I'm spilling blood! + + + 729 + I... can't... catch a breath... + + + 730 + My... lungs... + + + 731 + Gas! Oh... + + + 732 + I can't breath! + + + 733 + It burns! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir-languages/Italian_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Italian.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/Italian_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Italian.EnemyTaunts.xml index ee39e9f8e..8a7b6f7f5 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/Italian_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Italian.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/Italian_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Italian.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ - + 0 @@ -26,7 +26,7 @@ 6 - Die! + Die! 7 @@ -38,7 +38,7 @@ 9 - Eat shit and die! + Eat shit and die! 10 @@ -54,7 +54,7 @@ 13 - I'll chop your balls off! + I'll chop your balls off! 14 @@ -66,7 +66,7 @@ 16 - Hey, wanna play? + Hey, wanna play? 17 @@ -86,7 +86,7 @@ 21 - Die, vermin! + Die, vermin! 22 @@ -94,7 +94,7 @@ 23 - Dance for me! + Dance for me! 24 @@ -102,7 +102,7 @@ 25 - Dakka-dakka-dakka! + Dakka-dakka-dakka! 26 @@ -114,7 +114,7 @@ 28 - Kneel before me, loser! + Kneel before me, loser! 29 @@ -130,11 +130,11 @@ 32 - You fucked with the wrong man! + You fucked with the wrong man! 33 - You fucked with the wrong woman! + You fucked with the wrong woman! 34 @@ -150,7 +150,7 @@ 37 - That's right! + That's right! 38 @@ -162,7 +162,7 @@ 40 - You had it coming! + You had it coming! 41 @@ -174,7 +174,7 @@ 43 - Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! + Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! 44 @@ -190,7 +190,7 @@ 47 - Suck it down! + Suck it down! 48 @@ -210,7 +210,7 @@ 52 - Hahaha! + Hahaha! 53 @@ -226,7 +226,7 @@ 56 - Hell yeah! + Hell yeah! 57 @@ -242,7 +242,7 @@ 60 - Watch and learn. + Watch and learn. 61 @@ -254,7 +254,7 @@ 63 - Didn't see THAT coming, ha? + Didn't see THAT coming, ha? 64 @@ -262,15 +262,15 @@ 65 - I always wanted to do this. + I always wanted to do this. 66 - Peace through power! + Peace through power! 67 - This job ain't that bad. + This job ain't that bad. 68 @@ -286,7 +286,7 @@ 71 - There goes the neighborhood! + There goes the neighborhood! 72 @@ -298,7 +298,7 @@ 74 - Come to papa. + Come to papa. 75 @@ -306,7 +306,7 @@ 76 - I'll rip you to pieces! + I'll rip you to pieces! 77 @@ -314,7 +314,7 @@ 78 - I can smell your fear! + I can smell your fear! 79 @@ -322,11 +322,11 @@ 80 - I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! + I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! 81 - Chaaarge! + Chaaarge! 82 @@ -334,7 +334,7 @@ 83 - Your ass is mine! + Your ass is mine! 84 @@ -358,7 +358,7 @@ 89 - Ready or not, here I come! + Ready or not, here I come! 90 @@ -374,11 +374,11 @@ 93 - You don't leave me a choice! + You don't leave me a choice! 94 - I'll kill you! + I'll kill you! 95 @@ -406,7 +406,7 @@ 101 - I promise it won't hurt... much. + I promise it won't hurt... much. 102 @@ -422,11 +422,11 @@ 105 - Here ya go! + Here ya go! 106 - Pop goes the weasel. + Pop goes the weasel. 107 @@ -458,7 +458,7 @@ 114 - Here's a token of my gratitude! + Here's a token of my gratitude! 115 @@ -478,7 +478,7 @@ 119 - Take cover! + Take cover! 120 @@ -494,710 +494,2380 @@ 123 - They're here! + Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! + 1 124 - Now the fun can start! + Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. + 1 125 - I've waited for this looong time. + Can someone check out these noises? + 1 + 1 126 - Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! + Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. + 1 + 1 127 - They have no idea what they are in for... + Let me guess, another false alarm. + 1 + 1 128 - Everyone get ready! + They're here! + 1 129 - Killing time! + Now the fun can start! 130 - I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! + I've waited for this looong time. 131 - Finally! Some carnage! + Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! 132 - Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! + They have no idea what they are in for... 133 - Finally, my training will pay off. + Everyone get ready! 134 - Everybody, wake up! + Killing time! 135 - Time to earn my paycheck... + I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! 136 - Now I'll be able to prove myself. + Finally! Some carnage! 137 - We have tactical advantage! + Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! 138 - Maybe I'll get a medal! + Finally, my training will pay off. 139 - We're under attack! + Everybody, wake up! 140 - Oh, ain't that just great? + Time to earn my paycheck... 141 - Can't guy get a nap around here? + Now I'll be able to prove myself. 142 - Enemy attack. That's something new. + We have tactical advantage! 143 - Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. + Maybe I'll get a medal! 144 - I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. + We're under attack! 145 - Fantastic. + Oh, ain't that just great? 146 - "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. + Can't guy get a nap around here? 147 - Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! + Enemy attack. That's something new. 148 - Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. + Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. 149 - Take positions! + I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. 150 - I hoped this would never happen... + Fantastic. 151 - Fire at will! + "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. 152 - It was bound to happen eventually. + Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! 153 - I heard that! + Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. 154 - Who's there? + Take positions! 155 - What was that? + I hoped this would never happen... 156 - Hey! What the... + Fire at will! 157 - Show yourself! + It was bound to happen eventually. 158 - I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! + I heard that! 159 - What the hell was that? + Who's there? 160 - I'm not deaf, you know? + What was that? 161 - Hey! + Hey! What the... 162 - Come out, coward! + Show yourself! 163 - Hey! Who's making all that racket? + I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! 164 - Just show yourself, wherever you are! + What the hell was that? 165 - Hey! I've heard something suspicious! + I'm not deaf, you know? 166 - Anybody there? + Hey! 167 - Shoulda check it out. + Come out, coward! 168 - Is someone being clever? + Hey! Who's making all that racket? 169 - Strange noises... + Just show yourself, wherever you are! 170 - Can someone else check it out, please? + Hey! I've heard something suspicious! 171 - It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! + Anybody there? 172 - Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. + Shoulda check it out. 173 - Da'ffff...! + Is someone being clever? 174 - Big mistake! + Strange noises... 175 - Holy crap! + Can someone else check it out, please? 176 - Enemy! + It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! 177 - Enemy!!! + Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. 178 - Alert! Alert! + Da'ffff...! 179 - There is one! + Big mistake! 180 - Intruders! + Holy crap! 181 - We've got company! + Enemy! 182 - Prepare to suffer! + Enemy!!! 183 - Holy shit! + Alert! Alert! 184 - Oh, hi. + There is one! 185 - I spy with my little eye! + Intruders! 186 - I have a sigthing! + We've got company! 187 - Enemy forces! + Prepare to suffer! 188 - Enemy detected! + Holy shit! 189 - Enemy over here! + Oh, hi. 190 - We're in some real shit... + I spy with my little eye! 191 - It was all part of my plan! + I have a sigthing! 192 - I've had enough! + Enemy forces! 193 - Oh my God! + Enemy detected! 194 - They ain't paying us enough for this shit... + Enemy over here! 195 - When did things go so wrong? + We're in some real shit... 196 - I'll be back! With friends! + It was all part of my plan! 197 - You'll pay for that... the other day! + I've had enough! 198 - You're not playing fair! + Oh my God! 199 - Don't think you I will forgive ya! + They ain't paying us enough for this shit... 200 - Mommy! + When did things go so wrong? 201 - I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! + I'll be back! With friends! 202 - I'll leave you alive... for now. - + You'll pay for that... the other day! + 203 - Enough is enough! + You're not playing fair! 204 - Screw this! I'm outta here! + Don't think you I will forgive ya! 205 - Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! + Mommy! 206 - Tactical retreat! + I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! 207 - I've seen enough. + I'll leave you alive... for now. 208 - Nope, nope, nope. + Enough is enough! 209 - Run to the hills! + Screw this! I'm outta here! 210 - Let's call it a draw. + Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! 211 - They said "join the army". Not for this shit! + Tactical retreat! 212 - I regret nothing! + I've seen enough. 213 - Game over, man! + Nope, nope, nope. 214 - Let's be friends! + Run to the hills! 215 - Party's over! + Let's call it a draw. 216 - Violence is not an answer! + They said "join the army". Not for this shit! 217 - I'm too beautiful to die! + I regret nothing! 218 - Screw you guys, I'm going home! + Game over, man! 219 - Make love, not war! + Let's be friends! 220 - I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! + Party's over! 221 - Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! + Violence is not an answer! 222 - Aaaggh! + I'm too beautiful to die! 223 - I see red... + Screw you guys, I'm going home! 224 - Damn, I'm barely conscious. + Make love, not war! 225 - Ugh! + I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! 226 - This... hurts! + Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! 227 - You will regret... uhh... this. + Aaaggh! 228 - Crap! + I see red... 229 - What the...! + Damn, I'm barely conscious. 230 - Ouch! + Ugh! 231 - You fuck! + This... hurts! 232 - Oh, you piece of shit! + You will regret... uhh... this. 233 - Fuck, you'll pay for that! + Crap! 234 - You fucked with the wrong guy! + What the...! 235 - Now you have... pissed me off. + Ouch! 236 - It was nothing! + You fuck! 237 - I'm still here! + Oh, you piece of shit! 238 - Didn't feel a thing! + Fuck, you'll pay for that! 239 - Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! + You fucked with the wrong guy! 240 - Pain is just an illusion! + Now you have... pissed me off. 241 - Who do you think you are? + It was nothing! 242 - Oh, come on! + I'm still here! 243 - Why me?! + Didn't feel a thing! 244 - This hurts you more then it hurts me. + Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! 245 - I'm allergic to pain! + Pain is just an illusion! 246 - Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! + Who do you think you are? 247 - I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! + Oh, come on! 248 - Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! + Why me?! 249 - Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! + This hurts you more then it hurts me. 250 - Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! + I'm allergic to pain! 251 - Much Dust, Many Bullets! + Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! 252 - Get back on your Honda, and travel away! + I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! 253 - Forgive me, for I have sinned! + Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! 254 - Where's your God now?! + Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! 255 - Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! + Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! 256 - Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! + Much Dust, Many Bullets! 257 - Now that's an easy target! + Get back on your Honda, and travel away! 258 - Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... + Forgive me, for I have sinned! 259 - I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! + Where's your God now?! 260 - Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! + Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! 261 - Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! + Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! 262 - Who's that psycho chick? + Now that's an easy target! 263 - Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? + Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... 264 - Marry me! + I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! 265 - Pathetic! + Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 266 - Try again, I dare ya. + Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 267 - Don't make me go over there! + Who's that psycho chick? 268 - You've just made a big mistake! + Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? 269 - I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! + Marry me! 270 - You'll regret missing! + Pathetic! 271 - Who were you shootin' at? + Try again, I dare ya. 272 - Who learned you to shoot? + Don't make me go over there! 273 - You'll pay for that! + You've just made a big mistake! 274 - Son of a bitch! + I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! 275 - You suck! + You'll regret missing! 276 - Lame! + Who were you shootin' at? 277 - Are you even trying? + Who learned you to shoot? 278 - Ha, you wish! + You'll pay for that! 279 - Learn how to shoot, rookie! + Son of a bitch! 280 - In your dream! + You suck! 281 - I'm not impressed! + Lame! 282 - That ain't gonna happen. + Are you even trying? 283 - Booooo! + Ha, you wish! 284 - Children shouldn't play with guns! + Learn how to shoot, rookie! 285 - Nice try! + In your dream! 286 - My grandma's a better shot! + I'm not impressed! 287 - That shot was bad and you should feel bad! + That ain't gonna happen. 288 - Close enough. + Booooo! 289 - Can't touch this! + Children shouldn't play with guns! 290 - Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. + Nice try! 291 - Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! + My grandma's a better shot! 292 - Was close. + That shot was bad and you should feel bad! 293 - Try harder! + Close enough. 294 - Whew! + Can't touch this! 295 - Hell no! + Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. 296 - Maybe next time! + Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! 297 - Not today! + Was close. 298 - Close, but no cigar. + Try harder! 299 - That woke me up. + Whew! + + + 300 + Hell no! + + + 301 + Maybe next time! + + + 302 + Not today! + + + 303 + Close, but no cigar. + + + 304 + That woke me up. + + + 305 + You son of a bitch! + + + 306 + I will destroy you! + + + 307 + Dead or alive, you're coming with me. + + + 308 + I kick ass for the queen! + + + 309 + I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! + + + 322 + Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! + + + 327 + Is that the best you can do? + + + 328 + Your life is over, asshole! + + + 329 + Very pretty, but can you fight? + + + 330 + Howdy, pardner! + + + 331 + I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! + + + 332 + Viva la revolution! + + + 333 + Keep a place in hell for your queen! + + + 334 + Your move, creep! + + + 335 + Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... + + + 336 + Shit, shit, shit... + + + 337 + We're all gonna die. + + + 338 + God help me. + + + 339 + We're in some real pretty shit now! + + + 340 + It is no dream! This is really happening! + + + 341 + Goddamnit. + + + 342 + I got a bad feeling on this one. + + + 343 + It's a goddamn commando squad! + + + 344 + Why this shit always happens to me!? + + + 345 + I can't deal with this anymore + + + 346 + What the hell am I going to do now? + + + 347 + I should get the hell out of here! + + + 348 + Oh no, how could this happen? + + + 349 + I will not fight those bastards alone! + + + 350 + Where is the goddamn cavalry? + + + 351 + I am outta here. + + + 352 + Doctor is in! + + + 353 + Operation succesful! + + + 354 + I'll carve ya up like a chicken! + + + 355 + Bleed for me! + + + 356 + I can't believe they're paying me for that! + + + 357 + You taste like chicken! + + + 358 + You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! + + + 359 + Chop chop chop! + + + 360 + Fresh meat! + + + 361 + I'll drink your blood! + + + 362 + I'll gut you like a fish! + + + 363 + Let's see what's inside this pinata! + + + 364 + When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! + + + 365 + You could use some shave! + + + 366 + Don't worry, it's disinfected! + + + 367 + Show me what you've got! + + + 368 + Time for harakiri, asshole! + + + 369 + Hey, you've got untied shoelace! + + + 370 + There's a mustard on your shirt! + + + 371 + Mmmmmincemeat! + + + 372 + Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! + + + 373 + I'll break your every single bone! + + + 374 + Need a nose job? + + + 375 + Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! + + + 376 + See? Girls can fight too! + + + 377 + Girls power! + + + 378 + Aaand you're dead. + + + 379 + Next! + + + 380 + That's just a beginning, fuckers! + + + 381 + Time to loot a corpse, I guess. + + + 382 + Nice job getting yourself killed. + + + 383 + You OK? You look kinda... dead! + + + 384 + Another one to my collection. + + + 385 + You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. + + + 386 + That door revolved one time too many... + + + 387 + Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. + + + 388 + Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. + + + 389 + I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! + + + 390 + I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! + + + 391 + I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! + + + 392 + Pathetic. + + + 393 + Amateur. + + + 394 + Let this be a lesson for all of you! + + + 395 + You asked for it. + + + 396 + Your luck ran out. + + + 397 + Time to pay the piper! + + + 398 + Someone, go check his pulse. + + + 399 + Someone, go check her pulse. + + + 400 + Adios! + + + 401 + Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... + + + 402 + Serves you right, you slut! + + + 403 + In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. + + + 404 + Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. + + + 405 + Goodnight sweet prince. + + + 406 + OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. + + + 407 + OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. + + + 408 + Diagnosis: negative! + + + 409 + It didn't have end up like this.! + + + 410 + I think I'll skip a lunch today. + + + 411 + Hahaha! Fucking awesome! + + + 412 + Fuck yeah! I love this job! + + + 413 + It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. + + + 414 + Boom, head shot! + + + 415 + Wow! + + + 416 + Mind blown! + + + 417 + I wasn't even trying. + + + 418 + Did somebody take a picture? + + + 419 + Pop goes the zit! + + + 420 + I warned you about mexican food! + + + 421 + What can I say, I'm a better draw. + + + 422 + I'm gonna miss your cinematography... + + + 423 + Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. + + + 424 + Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! + + + 425 + No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! + + + 426 + Next time try shooting with open eyes! + + + 427 + Stop shaking! I can't hit you! + + + 428 + Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! + + + 429 + And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! + + + 430 + Couple? We're not married! + + + 431 + I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! + + + 432 + PX? What the fuck does it even mean? + + + 433 + No shit, Sherlock! + + + 434 + It will be one-way trip for you! + + + 435 + Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! + + + 436 + Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! + 1 + + + 437 + What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! + + + 438 + Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! + + + 439 + I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! + + + 440 + Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. + + + 441 + So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. + + + 442 + Indeed I do! + + + 443 + You know there's no such animal, right? + + + 444 + Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! + + + 445 + Trouble is my second name! + + + 446 + Like a bulldog! + + + 447 + You should be! + + + 448 + Your wish is my order! + + + 449 + Nobody ever does. + + + 450 + Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. + + + 451 + Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! + + + 452 + No, thank you! + + + 453 + Will see who's about to teach whom! + + + 454 + You're right! + + + 455 + You don't deserve a chance! + + + 456 + Horoscopes lie! + + + 457 + Ding dong! + + + 458 + It's still not too late! + + + 459 + We'll check ourselves! + + + 460 + Need bubbles, sir? + + + 461 + Did you just call me an ass!? + + + 462 + Whatever. + + + 463 + I didn't understand a single word! + + + 464 + It will only get closer! + + + 465 + I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. + + + 471 + You're the disease and I'm the cure. + + + 472 + I'm gonna blow your head off! + + + 473 + Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! + + + 475 + I eat Green Berets for breakfast! + + + 476 + You cowboys are finished! + + + 477 + Take this, you maggot! + + + 478 + I'm going to cut out your living guts! + + + 479 + Long live the queen! + + + 480 + Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! + + + 481 + Don't make me angry! + + + 482 + I must break you! + + + 484 + This is for the Queen! + + + 485 + The Queen says: Die! + + + 486 + Dying ain't much of a living, boy! + + + 487 + Dying ain't much of a living, girl! + + + 488 + Is that the best you can do? + + + 489 + Your life is over, asshole! + + + 490 + Very pretty, but can you fight? + + + 491 + Howdy, pardner! + + + 492 + I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! + + + 493 + Viva la revolution! + + + 494 + Your move, creep! + + + 495 + Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... + + + 496 + It's about to turn into full tournee! + + + 497 + "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? + + + 498 + As you wish! + + + 499 + Hey! I'm a lady! + + + 500 + I'll dig you one! Six feet under! + + + 501 + I guess there's no more room in hell... + + + 502 + Is this some kind of a joke? + + + 503 + They're coming to get us! + + + 504 + Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! + + + 505 + Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... + + + 506 + Really? I mean.. c'mon! + + + 507 + That's just fucked up! + + + 508 + What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? + + + 509 + Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! + + + 510 + I'll send you back to hell! + + + 511 + We'll need more paramedics! + + + 512 + Oh shit! It can smell my brain! + + + 513 + It's not zombie! He's infected! + + + 514 + Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... + + + 515 + It's alive! + + + 516 + Maybe it's friendly. + + + 517 + It's alive... ish. + + + 518 + Nothing's ever real until it's real. + + + 519 + They live! + + + 520 + There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... + + + 521 + I will not negotiate with undead! + + + 522 + So there IS a life after death! + + + 523 + Don't use the Z word! + + + 524 + Holy shit. Plot twist! + + + 525 + Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. + + + 526 + That's it, no more drugs for me. + + + 527 + I knew that movie was based on a true story! + + + 528 + You're one spooky motherfucker, man. + + + 529 + Oooh. Zombies. How original. + + + 530 + Zombie over here! + + + 531 + Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! + + + 532 + Undead! + + + 533 + This is a bad dream! + + + 534 + Blasphemy! + + + 535 + Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! + + + 536 + At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. + + + 537 + I'm scared to pieces! + + + 538 + It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. + + + 539 + It could be worse. They could be nazi! + + + 540 + Where's my lawnmower when I need it? + + + 541 + It's againt the nature, you freak! + + + 542 + Dead should stay dead. + + + 543 + Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. + + + 544 + No! I don't want to become one of you! + + + 545 + Stay away from my precious gray matter! + + + 546 + Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! + + + 547 + Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! + + + 548 + They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! + + + 549 + Not my face! My beautiful face! + + + 550 + The PAIN! + + + 551 + Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! + + + 552 + Does it hurt to be dead? + + + 553 + And stay dead! This time! + + + 554 + You're dead... again. + + + 555 + Rest in pieces! + + + 556 + If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. + + + 557 + Stay down! + + + 558 + Get back where you came from! + + + 559 + Zed is dead. + + + 560 + Yeah! See ya! + + + 561 + Punish! + + + 562 + Bingo! + + + 563 + I think you'll enjoy this. + + + 564 + I'll squash you like a bug! + + + 565 + Here comes Johnny! + + + 566 + Somebody call an ambulance! + + + 567 + My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! + + + 568 + Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! + + + 569 + OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! + + + 570 + Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! + + + 571 + Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? + + + 572 + Look what you've made me do... + + + 573 + Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! + + + 573 + Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! + + + 574 + Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! + + + 575 + Look who's come to the picnic! + + + 576 + You've got to be crazy to come here! + + + 577 + Now, you've got my attention! + + + 578 + You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! + + + 579 + You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! + + + 580 + Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... + + + 581 + Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! + + + 582 + How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! + + + 583 + You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? + + + 584 + Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... + + + 585 + Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! + + + 586 + Is that your best? + + + 587 + It's official: YOU SUCK! + + + 588 + You cannot hurt me! + + + 589 + Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? + + + 588 + I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! + + + 589 + Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! + + + 590 + Are you trying to piss me off? + + + 591 + Do you want to hurt me on purpose? + + + 592 + Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! + + + 593 + I'm going to beat the crap out of you! + + + 594 + If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! + + + 595 + That's it, you're fucking dead! + + + 596 + I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! + + + 597 + Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! + + + 598 + God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. + + + 599 + The army... I should have known better! + + + 600 + Coming here... What was I thinking? + + + 601 + I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. + + + 602 + No weapons! No friends! No hope! + + + 603 + If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... + + + 604 + HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! + + + 605 + Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! + + + 606 + Gee, whales can fight? + + + 607 + Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! + + + 608 + This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! + + + 609 + How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! + + + 610 + Over here, you morons! + + + 611 + Go to hell, Hellar! + + + 612 + Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? + + + 613 + It must be this time of the month! + + + 614 + Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! + + + 615 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 616 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 617 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 618 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 619 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 620 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 621 + Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? + + + 622 + Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? + + + 623 + Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! + + + 624 + Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! + + + 625 + Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! + + + 626 + OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! + + + 627 + Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. + + + 628 + Trust me. I'm a professional! + + + 629 + You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... + + + 630 + Nice boobs! Are these real? + + + 631 + You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? + + + 632 + Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. + + + 633 + Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! + + + 634 + You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! + + + 635 + I see you and now I can see through you! + + + 636 + Little enemies... little wounds! + + + 637 + I really hate needless violence. + + + 638 + Wow, you're even dumber than you look. + + + 639 + You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! + + + 640 + Were your parents siblings? + + + 641 + Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? + + + 642 + I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! + + + 643 + Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? + + + 643 + Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! + + + 644 + Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! + + + 645 + Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! + + + 646 + Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? + + + 647 + As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? + + + 648 + You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! + + + 649 + Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! + + + 650 + You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! + + + 651 + Guys, don't shoot the cushions! + + + 652 + It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! + + + 653 + How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? + + + 654 + How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? + + + 655 + Are you tryin' to make me look good? + + + 656 + Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! + + + 657 + Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! + + + 658 + Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? + + + 659 + Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? + + + 660 + Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? + + + 661 + Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? + + + 662 + Idiots! Idiots everywhere! + + + 663 + You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. + + + 664 + I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. + + + 665 + How's that karma tasting? Not so good? + + + 666 + Do you always take yourself so seriously? + + + 667 + Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. + + + 668 + Go bore someone else with your existence. + + + 669 + When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! + + + 670 + Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? + + + 671 + Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? + + + 672 + Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! + + + 673 + Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! + + + 674 + Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! + + + 675 + I'm scared to death! + + + 676 + Gee, that gave me goose bumps! + + + 677 + Speak of the devil! + + + 678 + Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! + + + 679 + OK, that was the last straw! + + + 680 + If I throw a stick, will you go away? + + + 681 + How can I miss you if you won't go away? + + + 682 + Hold my beer and watch this! + + + 683 + Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! + + + 684 + Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! + + + 685 + Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? + + + 686 + Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? + + + 687 + I thought your purpose was to die! + + + 688 + Hey, dickless! Over here! + + + 689 + Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? + + + 690 + Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! + + + 691 + Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? + + + 692 + Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? + + + 693 + Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? + + + 694 + Did your parents have any children that lived? + + + 695 + You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! + + + 696 + Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. + + + 697 + Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! + + + 698 + If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! + + + 699 + That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! + + + 700 + What? Hello? I can't hear anything! + + + 701 + Argh! My ears are bleeding! + + + 702 + What's this ringing? + + + 703 + Huh? It's all silent... + + + 704 + Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? + + + 705 + Fuck, my eyeballs! + + + 706 + I can't see shit! + + + 707 + Who turned off the light?! + + + 708 + Oh, my eyes! + + + 709 + Oh God, I'm blind! + + + 710 + Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! + + + 711 + Somebody help me! I can't see! + + + 712 + You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! + + + 713 + My eyes are on fire! + + + 714 + Cover me, I'm reloading! + + + 715 + I'm out, reloading! + + + 716 + I'm out, reloading! + + + 717 + Gotta reload! + + + 718 + Reloading! + + + 719 + I'm all out! + + + 720 + I'm running dry over here! + + + 721 + Need more ammo! + + + 722 + I'm out of bullets! + + + 723 + I'm leaking! + + + 724 + I'm bleeding! + + + 725 + Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! + + + 726 + Mmmm... blood. + + + 727 + I need medical attention! + + + 728 + I'm spilling blood! + + + 729 + I... can't... catch a breath... + + + 730 + My... lungs... + + + 731 + Gas! Oh... + + + 732 + I can't breath! + + + 733 + It burns! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir-languages/Italian_Version/Data/TableData/Italian.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/Italian_Version/Data/TableData/Italian.EnemyTaunts.xml index ee39e9f8e..8a7b6f7f5 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/Italian_Version/Data/TableData/Italian.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/Italian_Version/Data/TableData/Italian.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ - + 0 @@ -26,7 +26,7 @@ 6 - Die! + Die! 7 @@ -38,7 +38,7 @@ 9 - Eat shit and die! + Eat shit and die! 10 @@ -54,7 +54,7 @@ 13 - I'll chop your balls off! + I'll chop your balls off! 14 @@ -66,7 +66,7 @@ 16 - Hey, wanna play? + Hey, wanna play? 17 @@ -86,7 +86,7 @@ 21 - Die, vermin! + Die, vermin! 22 @@ -94,7 +94,7 @@ 23 - Dance for me! + Dance for me! 24 @@ -102,7 +102,7 @@ 25 - Dakka-dakka-dakka! + Dakka-dakka-dakka! 26 @@ -114,7 +114,7 @@ 28 - Kneel before me, loser! + Kneel before me, loser! 29 @@ -130,11 +130,11 @@ 32 - You fucked with the wrong man! + You fucked with the wrong man! 33 - You fucked with the wrong woman! + You fucked with the wrong woman! 34 @@ -150,7 +150,7 @@ 37 - That's right! + That's right! 38 @@ -162,7 +162,7 @@ 40 - You had it coming! + You had it coming! 41 @@ -174,7 +174,7 @@ 43 - Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! + Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! 44 @@ -190,7 +190,7 @@ 47 - Suck it down! + Suck it down! 48 @@ -210,7 +210,7 @@ 52 - Hahaha! + Hahaha! 53 @@ -226,7 +226,7 @@ 56 - Hell yeah! + Hell yeah! 57 @@ -242,7 +242,7 @@ 60 - Watch and learn. + Watch and learn. 61 @@ -254,7 +254,7 @@ 63 - Didn't see THAT coming, ha? + Didn't see THAT coming, ha? 64 @@ -262,15 +262,15 @@ 65 - I always wanted to do this. + I always wanted to do this. 66 - Peace through power! + Peace through power! 67 - This job ain't that bad. + This job ain't that bad. 68 @@ -286,7 +286,7 @@ 71 - There goes the neighborhood! + There goes the neighborhood! 72 @@ -298,7 +298,7 @@ 74 - Come to papa. + Come to papa. 75 @@ -306,7 +306,7 @@ 76 - I'll rip you to pieces! + I'll rip you to pieces! 77 @@ -314,7 +314,7 @@ 78 - I can smell your fear! + I can smell your fear! 79 @@ -322,11 +322,11 @@ 80 - I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! + I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! 81 - Chaaarge! + Chaaarge! 82 @@ -334,7 +334,7 @@ 83 - Your ass is mine! + Your ass is mine! 84 @@ -358,7 +358,7 @@ 89 - Ready or not, here I come! + Ready or not, here I come! 90 @@ -374,11 +374,11 @@ 93 - You don't leave me a choice! + You don't leave me a choice! 94 - I'll kill you! + I'll kill you! 95 @@ -406,7 +406,7 @@ 101 - I promise it won't hurt... much. + I promise it won't hurt... much. 102 @@ -422,11 +422,11 @@ 105 - Here ya go! + Here ya go! 106 - Pop goes the weasel. + Pop goes the weasel. 107 @@ -458,7 +458,7 @@ 114 - Here's a token of my gratitude! + Here's a token of my gratitude! 115 @@ -478,7 +478,7 @@ 119 - Take cover! + Take cover! 120 @@ -494,710 +494,2380 @@ 123 - They're here! + Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! + 1 124 - Now the fun can start! + Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. + 1 125 - I've waited for this looong time. + Can someone check out these noises? + 1 + 1 126 - Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! + Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. + 1 + 1 127 - They have no idea what they are in for... + Let me guess, another false alarm. + 1 + 1 128 - Everyone get ready! + They're here! + 1 129 - Killing time! + Now the fun can start! 130 - I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! + I've waited for this looong time. 131 - Finally! Some carnage! + Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! 132 - Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! + They have no idea what they are in for... 133 - Finally, my training will pay off. + Everyone get ready! 134 - Everybody, wake up! + Killing time! 135 - Time to earn my paycheck... + I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! 136 - Now I'll be able to prove myself. + Finally! Some carnage! 137 - We have tactical advantage! + Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! 138 - Maybe I'll get a medal! + Finally, my training will pay off. 139 - We're under attack! + Everybody, wake up! 140 - Oh, ain't that just great? + Time to earn my paycheck... 141 - Can't guy get a nap around here? + Now I'll be able to prove myself. 142 - Enemy attack. That's something new. + We have tactical advantage! 143 - Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. + Maybe I'll get a medal! 144 - I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. + We're under attack! 145 - Fantastic. + Oh, ain't that just great? 146 - "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. + Can't guy get a nap around here? 147 - Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! + Enemy attack. That's something new. 148 - Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. + Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. 149 - Take positions! + I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. 150 - I hoped this would never happen... + Fantastic. 151 - Fire at will! + "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. 152 - It was bound to happen eventually. + Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! 153 - I heard that! + Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. 154 - Who's there? + Take positions! 155 - What was that? + I hoped this would never happen... 156 - Hey! What the... + Fire at will! 157 - Show yourself! + It was bound to happen eventually. 158 - I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! + I heard that! 159 - What the hell was that? + Who's there? 160 - I'm not deaf, you know? + What was that? 161 - Hey! + Hey! What the... 162 - Come out, coward! + Show yourself! 163 - Hey! Who's making all that racket? + I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! 164 - Just show yourself, wherever you are! + What the hell was that? 165 - Hey! I've heard something suspicious! + I'm not deaf, you know? 166 - Anybody there? + Hey! 167 - Shoulda check it out. + Come out, coward! 168 - Is someone being clever? + Hey! Who's making all that racket? 169 - Strange noises... + Just show yourself, wherever you are! 170 - Can someone else check it out, please? + Hey! I've heard something suspicious! 171 - It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! + Anybody there? 172 - Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. + Shoulda check it out. 173 - Da'ffff...! + Is someone being clever? 174 - Big mistake! + Strange noises... 175 - Holy crap! + Can someone else check it out, please? 176 - Enemy! + It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! 177 - Enemy!!! + Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. 178 - Alert! Alert! + Da'ffff...! 179 - There is one! + Big mistake! 180 - Intruders! + Holy crap! 181 - We've got company! + Enemy! 182 - Prepare to suffer! + Enemy!!! 183 - Holy shit! + Alert! Alert! 184 - Oh, hi. + There is one! 185 - I spy with my little eye! + Intruders! 186 - I have a sigthing! + We've got company! 187 - Enemy forces! + Prepare to suffer! 188 - Enemy detected! + Holy shit! 189 - Enemy over here! + Oh, hi. 190 - We're in some real shit... + I spy with my little eye! 191 - It was all part of my plan! + I have a sigthing! 192 - I've had enough! + Enemy forces! 193 - Oh my God! + Enemy detected! 194 - They ain't paying us enough for this shit... + Enemy over here! 195 - When did things go so wrong? + We're in some real shit... 196 - I'll be back! With friends! + It was all part of my plan! 197 - You'll pay for that... the other day! + I've had enough! 198 - You're not playing fair! + Oh my God! 199 - Don't think you I will forgive ya! + They ain't paying us enough for this shit... 200 - Mommy! + When did things go so wrong? 201 - I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! + I'll be back! With friends! 202 - I'll leave you alive... for now. - + You'll pay for that... the other day! + 203 - Enough is enough! + You're not playing fair! 204 - Screw this! I'm outta here! + Don't think you I will forgive ya! 205 - Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! + Mommy! 206 - Tactical retreat! + I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! 207 - I've seen enough. + I'll leave you alive... for now. 208 - Nope, nope, nope. + Enough is enough! 209 - Run to the hills! + Screw this! I'm outta here! 210 - Let's call it a draw. + Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! 211 - They said "join the army". Not for this shit! + Tactical retreat! 212 - I regret nothing! + I've seen enough. 213 - Game over, man! + Nope, nope, nope. 214 - Let's be friends! + Run to the hills! 215 - Party's over! + Let's call it a draw. 216 - Violence is not an answer! + They said "join the army". Not for this shit! 217 - I'm too beautiful to die! + I regret nothing! 218 - Screw you guys, I'm going home! + Game over, man! 219 - Make love, not war! + Let's be friends! 220 - I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! + Party's over! 221 - Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! + Violence is not an answer! 222 - Aaaggh! + I'm too beautiful to die! 223 - I see red... + Screw you guys, I'm going home! 224 - Damn, I'm barely conscious. + Make love, not war! 225 - Ugh! + I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! 226 - This... hurts! + Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! 227 - You will regret... uhh... this. + Aaaggh! 228 - Crap! + I see red... 229 - What the...! + Damn, I'm barely conscious. 230 - Ouch! + Ugh! 231 - You fuck! + This... hurts! 232 - Oh, you piece of shit! + You will regret... uhh... this. 233 - Fuck, you'll pay for that! + Crap! 234 - You fucked with the wrong guy! + What the...! 235 - Now you have... pissed me off. + Ouch! 236 - It was nothing! + You fuck! 237 - I'm still here! + Oh, you piece of shit! 238 - Didn't feel a thing! + Fuck, you'll pay for that! 239 - Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! + You fucked with the wrong guy! 240 - Pain is just an illusion! + Now you have... pissed me off. 241 - Who do you think you are? + It was nothing! 242 - Oh, come on! + I'm still here! 243 - Why me?! + Didn't feel a thing! 244 - This hurts you more then it hurts me. + Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! 245 - I'm allergic to pain! + Pain is just an illusion! 246 - Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! + Who do you think you are? 247 - I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! + Oh, come on! 248 - Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! + Why me?! 249 - Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! + This hurts you more then it hurts me. 250 - Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! + I'm allergic to pain! 251 - Much Dust, Many Bullets! + Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! 252 - Get back on your Honda, and travel away! + I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! 253 - Forgive me, for I have sinned! + Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! 254 - Where's your God now?! + Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! 255 - Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! + Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! 256 - Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! + Much Dust, Many Bullets! 257 - Now that's an easy target! + Get back on your Honda, and travel away! 258 - Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... + Forgive me, for I have sinned! 259 - I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! + Where's your God now?! 260 - Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! + Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! 261 - Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! + Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! 262 - Who's that psycho chick? + Now that's an easy target! 263 - Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? + Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... 264 - Marry me! + I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! 265 - Pathetic! + Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 266 - Try again, I dare ya. + Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 267 - Don't make me go over there! + Who's that psycho chick? 268 - You've just made a big mistake! + Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? 269 - I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! + Marry me! 270 - You'll regret missing! + Pathetic! 271 - Who were you shootin' at? + Try again, I dare ya. 272 - Who learned you to shoot? + Don't make me go over there! 273 - You'll pay for that! + You've just made a big mistake! 274 - Son of a bitch! + I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! 275 - You suck! + You'll regret missing! 276 - Lame! + Who were you shootin' at? 277 - Are you even trying? + Who learned you to shoot? 278 - Ha, you wish! + You'll pay for that! 279 - Learn how to shoot, rookie! + Son of a bitch! 280 - In your dream! + You suck! 281 - I'm not impressed! + Lame! 282 - That ain't gonna happen. + Are you even trying? 283 - Booooo! + Ha, you wish! 284 - Children shouldn't play with guns! + Learn how to shoot, rookie! 285 - Nice try! + In your dream! 286 - My grandma's a better shot! + I'm not impressed! 287 - That shot was bad and you should feel bad! + That ain't gonna happen. 288 - Close enough. + Booooo! 289 - Can't touch this! + Children shouldn't play with guns! 290 - Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. + Nice try! 291 - Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! + My grandma's a better shot! 292 - Was close. + That shot was bad and you should feel bad! 293 - Try harder! + Close enough. 294 - Whew! + Can't touch this! 295 - Hell no! + Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. 296 - Maybe next time! + Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! 297 - Not today! + Was close. 298 - Close, but no cigar. + Try harder! 299 - That woke me up. + Whew! + + + 300 + Hell no! + + + 301 + Maybe next time! + + + 302 + Not today! + + + 303 + Close, but no cigar. + + + 304 + That woke me up. + + + 305 + You son of a bitch! + + + 306 + I will destroy you! + + + 307 + Dead or alive, you're coming with me. + + + 308 + I kick ass for the queen! + + + 309 + I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! + + + 322 + Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! + + + 327 + Is that the best you can do? + + + 328 + Your life is over, asshole! + + + 329 + Very pretty, but can you fight? + + + 330 + Howdy, pardner! + + + 331 + I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! + + + 332 + Viva la revolution! + + + 333 + Keep a place in hell for your queen! + + + 334 + Your move, creep! + + + 335 + Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... + + + 336 + Shit, shit, shit... + + + 337 + We're all gonna die. + + + 338 + God help me. + + + 339 + We're in some real pretty shit now! + + + 340 + It is no dream! This is really happening! + + + 341 + Goddamnit. + + + 342 + I got a bad feeling on this one. + + + 343 + It's a goddamn commando squad! + + + 344 + Why this shit always happens to me!? + + + 345 + I can't deal with this anymore + + + 346 + What the hell am I going to do now? + + + 347 + I should get the hell out of here! + + + 348 + Oh no, how could this happen? + + + 349 + I will not fight those bastards alone! + + + 350 + Where is the goddamn cavalry? + + + 351 + I am outta here. + + + 352 + Doctor is in! + + + 353 + Operation succesful! + + + 354 + I'll carve ya up like a chicken! + + + 355 + Bleed for me! + + + 356 + I can't believe they're paying me for that! + + + 357 + You taste like chicken! + + + 358 + You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! + + + 359 + Chop chop chop! + + + 360 + Fresh meat! + + + 361 + I'll drink your blood! + + + 362 + I'll gut you like a fish! + + + 363 + Let's see what's inside this pinata! + + + 364 + When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! + + + 365 + You could use some shave! + + + 366 + Don't worry, it's disinfected! + + + 367 + Show me what you've got! + + + 368 + Time for harakiri, asshole! + + + 369 + Hey, you've got untied shoelace! + + + 370 + There's a mustard on your shirt! + + + 371 + Mmmmmincemeat! + + + 372 + Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! + + + 373 + I'll break your every single bone! + + + 374 + Need a nose job? + + + 375 + Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! + + + 376 + See? Girls can fight too! + + + 377 + Girls power! + + + 378 + Aaand you're dead. + + + 379 + Next! + + + 380 + That's just a beginning, fuckers! + + + 381 + Time to loot a corpse, I guess. + + + 382 + Nice job getting yourself killed. + + + 383 + You OK? You look kinda... dead! + + + 384 + Another one to my collection. + + + 385 + You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. + + + 386 + That door revolved one time too many... + + + 387 + Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. + + + 388 + Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. + + + 389 + I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! + + + 390 + I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! + + + 391 + I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! + + + 392 + Pathetic. + + + 393 + Amateur. + + + 394 + Let this be a lesson for all of you! + + + 395 + You asked for it. + + + 396 + Your luck ran out. + + + 397 + Time to pay the piper! + + + 398 + Someone, go check his pulse. + + + 399 + Someone, go check her pulse. + + + 400 + Adios! + + + 401 + Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... + + + 402 + Serves you right, you slut! + + + 403 + In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. + + + 404 + Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. + + + 405 + Goodnight sweet prince. + + + 406 + OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. + + + 407 + OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. + + + 408 + Diagnosis: negative! + + + 409 + It didn't have end up like this.! + + + 410 + I think I'll skip a lunch today. + + + 411 + Hahaha! Fucking awesome! + + + 412 + Fuck yeah! I love this job! + + + 413 + It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. + + + 414 + Boom, head shot! + + + 415 + Wow! + + + 416 + Mind blown! + + + 417 + I wasn't even trying. + + + 418 + Did somebody take a picture? + + + 419 + Pop goes the zit! + + + 420 + I warned you about mexican food! + + + 421 + What can I say, I'm a better draw. + + + 422 + I'm gonna miss your cinematography... + + + 423 + Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. + + + 424 + Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! + + + 425 + No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! + + + 426 + Next time try shooting with open eyes! + + + 427 + Stop shaking! I can't hit you! + + + 428 + Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! + + + 429 + And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! + + + 430 + Couple? We're not married! + + + 431 + I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! + + + 432 + PX? What the fuck does it even mean? + + + 433 + No shit, Sherlock! + + + 434 + It will be one-way trip for you! + + + 435 + Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! + + + 436 + Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! + 1 + + + 437 + What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! + + + 438 + Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! + + + 439 + I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! + + + 440 + Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. + + + 441 + So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. + + + 442 + Indeed I do! + + + 443 + You know there's no such animal, right? + + + 444 + Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! + + + 445 + Trouble is my second name! + + + 446 + Like a bulldog! + + + 447 + You should be! + + + 448 + Your wish is my order! + + + 449 + Nobody ever does. + + + 450 + Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. + + + 451 + Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! + + + 452 + No, thank you! + + + 453 + Will see who's about to teach whom! + + + 454 + You're right! + + + 455 + You don't deserve a chance! + + + 456 + Horoscopes lie! + + + 457 + Ding dong! + + + 458 + It's still not too late! + + + 459 + We'll check ourselves! + + + 460 + Need bubbles, sir? + + + 461 + Did you just call me an ass!? + + + 462 + Whatever. + + + 463 + I didn't understand a single word! + + + 464 + It will only get closer! + + + 465 + I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. + + + 471 + You're the disease and I'm the cure. + + + 472 + I'm gonna blow your head off! + + + 473 + Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! + + + 475 + I eat Green Berets for breakfast! + + + 476 + You cowboys are finished! + + + 477 + Take this, you maggot! + + + 478 + I'm going to cut out your living guts! + + + 479 + Long live the queen! + + + 480 + Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! + + + 481 + Don't make me angry! + + + 482 + I must break you! + + + 484 + This is for the Queen! + + + 485 + The Queen says: Die! + + + 486 + Dying ain't much of a living, boy! + + + 487 + Dying ain't much of a living, girl! + + + 488 + Is that the best you can do? + + + 489 + Your life is over, asshole! + + + 490 + Very pretty, but can you fight? + + + 491 + Howdy, pardner! + + + 492 + I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! + + + 493 + Viva la revolution! + + + 494 + Your move, creep! + + + 495 + Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... + + + 496 + It's about to turn into full tournee! + + + 497 + "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? + + + 498 + As you wish! + + + 499 + Hey! I'm a lady! + + + 500 + I'll dig you one! Six feet under! + + + 501 + I guess there's no more room in hell... + + + 502 + Is this some kind of a joke? + + + 503 + They're coming to get us! + + + 504 + Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! + + + 505 + Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... + + + 506 + Really? I mean.. c'mon! + + + 507 + That's just fucked up! + + + 508 + What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? + + + 509 + Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! + + + 510 + I'll send you back to hell! + + + 511 + We'll need more paramedics! + + + 512 + Oh shit! It can smell my brain! + + + 513 + It's not zombie! He's infected! + + + 514 + Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... + + + 515 + It's alive! + + + 516 + Maybe it's friendly. + + + 517 + It's alive... ish. + + + 518 + Nothing's ever real until it's real. + + + 519 + They live! + + + 520 + There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... + + + 521 + I will not negotiate with undead! + + + 522 + So there IS a life after death! + + + 523 + Don't use the Z word! + + + 524 + Holy shit. Plot twist! + + + 525 + Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. + + + 526 + That's it, no more drugs for me. + + + 527 + I knew that movie was based on a true story! + + + 528 + You're one spooky motherfucker, man. + + + 529 + Oooh. Zombies. How original. + + + 530 + Zombie over here! + + + 531 + Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! + + + 532 + Undead! + + + 533 + This is a bad dream! + + + 534 + Blasphemy! + + + 535 + Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! + + + 536 + At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. + + + 537 + I'm scared to pieces! + + + 538 + It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. + + + 539 + It could be worse. They could be nazi! + + + 540 + Where's my lawnmower when I need it? + + + 541 + It's againt the nature, you freak! + + + 542 + Dead should stay dead. + + + 543 + Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. + + + 544 + No! I don't want to become one of you! + + + 545 + Stay away from my precious gray matter! + + + 546 + Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! + + + 547 + Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! + + + 548 + They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! + + + 549 + Not my face! My beautiful face! + + + 550 + The PAIN! + + + 551 + Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! + + + 552 + Does it hurt to be dead? + + + 553 + And stay dead! This time! + + + 554 + You're dead... again. + + + 555 + Rest in pieces! + + + 556 + If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. + + + 557 + Stay down! + + + 558 + Get back where you came from! + + + 559 + Zed is dead. + + + 560 + Yeah! See ya! + + + 561 + Punish! + + + 562 + Bingo! + + + 563 + I think you'll enjoy this. + + + 564 + I'll squash you like a bug! + + + 565 + Here comes Johnny! + + + 566 + Somebody call an ambulance! + + + 567 + My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! + + + 568 + Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! + + + 569 + OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! + + + 570 + Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! + + + 571 + Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? + + + 572 + Look what you've made me do... + + + 573 + Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! + + + 573 + Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! + + + 574 + Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! + + + 575 + Look who's come to the picnic! + + + 576 + You've got to be crazy to come here! + + + 577 + Now, you've got my attention! + + + 578 + You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! + + + 579 + You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! + + + 580 + Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... + + + 581 + Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! + + + 582 + How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! + + + 583 + You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? + + + 584 + Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... + + + 585 + Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! + + + 586 + Is that your best? + + + 587 + It's official: YOU SUCK! + + + 588 + You cannot hurt me! + + + 589 + Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? + + + 588 + I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! + + + 589 + Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! + + + 590 + Are you trying to piss me off? + + + 591 + Do you want to hurt me on purpose? + + + 592 + Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! + + + 593 + I'm going to beat the crap out of you! + + + 594 + If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! + + + 595 + That's it, you're fucking dead! + + + 596 + I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! + + + 597 + Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! + + + 598 + God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. + + + 599 + The army... I should have known better! + + + 600 + Coming here... What was I thinking? + + + 601 + I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. + + + 602 + No weapons! No friends! No hope! + + + 603 + If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... + + + 604 + HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! + + + 605 + Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! + + + 606 + Gee, whales can fight? + + + 607 + Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! + + + 608 + This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! + + + 609 + How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! + + + 610 + Over here, you morons! + + + 611 + Go to hell, Hellar! + + + 612 + Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? + + + 613 + It must be this time of the month! + + + 614 + Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! + + + 615 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 616 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 617 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 618 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 619 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 620 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 621 + Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? + + + 622 + Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? + + + 623 + Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! + + + 624 + Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! + + + 625 + Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! + + + 626 + OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! + + + 627 + Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. + + + 628 + Trust me. I'm a professional! + + + 629 + You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... + + + 630 + Nice boobs! Are these real? + + + 631 + You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? + + + 632 + Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. + + + 633 + Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! + + + 634 + You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! + + + 635 + I see you and now I can see through you! + + + 636 + Little enemies... little wounds! + + + 637 + I really hate needless violence. + + + 638 + Wow, you're even dumber than you look. + + + 639 + You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! + + + 640 + Were your parents siblings? + + + 641 + Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? + + + 642 + I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! + + + 643 + Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? + + + 643 + Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! + + + 644 + Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! + + + 645 + Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! + + + 646 + Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? + + + 647 + As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? + + + 648 + You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! + + + 649 + Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! + + + 650 + You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! + + + 651 + Guys, don't shoot the cushions! + + + 652 + It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! + + + 653 + How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? + + + 654 + How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? + + + 655 + Are you tryin' to make me look good? + + + 656 + Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! + + + 657 + Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! + + + 658 + Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? + + + 659 + Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? + + + 660 + Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? + + + 661 + Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? + + + 662 + Idiots! Idiots everywhere! + + + 663 + You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. + + + 664 + I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. + + + 665 + How's that karma tasting? Not so good? + + + 666 + Do you always take yourself so seriously? + + + 667 + Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. + + + 668 + Go bore someone else with your existence. + + + 669 + When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! + + + 670 + Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? + + + 671 + Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? + + + 672 + Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! + + + 673 + Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! + + + 674 + Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! + + + 675 + I'm scared to death! + + + 676 + Gee, that gave me goose bumps! + + + 677 + Speak of the devil! + + + 678 + Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! + + + 679 + OK, that was the last straw! + + + 680 + If I throw a stick, will you go away? + + + 681 + How can I miss you if you won't go away? + + + 682 + Hold my beer and watch this! + + + 683 + Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! + + + 684 + Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! + + + 685 + Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? + + + 686 + Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? + + + 687 + I thought your purpose was to die! + + + 688 + Hey, dickless! Over here! + + + 689 + Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? + + + 690 + Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! + + + 691 + Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? + + + 692 + Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? + + + 693 + Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? + + + 694 + Did your parents have any children that lived? + + + 695 + You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! + + + 696 + Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. + + + 697 + Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! + + + 698 + If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! + + + 699 + That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! + + + 700 + What? Hello? I can't hear anything! + + + 701 + Argh! My ears are bleeding! + + + 702 + What's this ringing? + + + 703 + Huh? It's all silent... + + + 704 + Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? + + + 705 + Fuck, my eyeballs! + + + 706 + I can't see shit! + + + 707 + Who turned off the light?! + + + 708 + Oh, my eyes! + + + 709 + Oh God, I'm blind! + + + 710 + Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! + + + 711 + Somebody help me! I can't see! + + + 712 + You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! + + + 713 + My eyes are on fire! + + + 714 + Cover me, I'm reloading! + + + 715 + I'm out, reloading! + + + 716 + I'm out, reloading! + + + 717 + Gotta reload! + + + 718 + Reloading! + + + 719 + I'm all out! + + + 720 + I'm running dry over here! + + + 721 + Need more ammo! + + + 722 + I'm out of bullets! + + + 723 + I'm leaking! + + + 724 + I'm bleeding! + + + 725 + Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! + + + 726 + Mmmm... blood. + + + 727 + I need medical attention! + + + 728 + I'm spilling blood! + + + 729 + I... can't... catch a breath... + + + 730 + My... lungs... + + + 731 + Gas! Oh... + + + 732 + I can't breath! + + + 733 + It burns! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir-languages/Polish_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Polish.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/Polish_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Polish.EnemyTaunts.xml index ee39e9f8e..8a7b6f7f5 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/Polish_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Polish.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/Polish_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Polish.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ - + 0 @@ -26,7 +26,7 @@ 6 - Die! + Die! 7 @@ -38,7 +38,7 @@ 9 - Eat shit and die! + Eat shit and die! 10 @@ -54,7 +54,7 @@ 13 - I'll chop your balls off! + I'll chop your balls off! 14 @@ -66,7 +66,7 @@ 16 - Hey, wanna play? + Hey, wanna play? 17 @@ -86,7 +86,7 @@ 21 - Die, vermin! + Die, vermin! 22 @@ -94,7 +94,7 @@ 23 - Dance for me! + Dance for me! 24 @@ -102,7 +102,7 @@ 25 - Dakka-dakka-dakka! + Dakka-dakka-dakka! 26 @@ -114,7 +114,7 @@ 28 - Kneel before me, loser! + Kneel before me, loser! 29 @@ -130,11 +130,11 @@ 32 - You fucked with the wrong man! + You fucked with the wrong man! 33 - You fucked with the wrong woman! + You fucked with the wrong woman! 34 @@ -150,7 +150,7 @@ 37 - That's right! + That's right! 38 @@ -162,7 +162,7 @@ 40 - You had it coming! + You had it coming! 41 @@ -174,7 +174,7 @@ 43 - Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! + Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! 44 @@ -190,7 +190,7 @@ 47 - Suck it down! + Suck it down! 48 @@ -210,7 +210,7 @@ 52 - Hahaha! + Hahaha! 53 @@ -226,7 +226,7 @@ 56 - Hell yeah! + Hell yeah! 57 @@ -242,7 +242,7 @@ 60 - Watch and learn. + Watch and learn. 61 @@ -254,7 +254,7 @@ 63 - Didn't see THAT coming, ha? + Didn't see THAT coming, ha? 64 @@ -262,15 +262,15 @@ 65 - I always wanted to do this. + I always wanted to do this. 66 - Peace through power! + Peace through power! 67 - This job ain't that bad. + This job ain't that bad. 68 @@ -286,7 +286,7 @@ 71 - There goes the neighborhood! + There goes the neighborhood! 72 @@ -298,7 +298,7 @@ 74 - Come to papa. + Come to papa. 75 @@ -306,7 +306,7 @@ 76 - I'll rip you to pieces! + I'll rip you to pieces! 77 @@ -314,7 +314,7 @@ 78 - I can smell your fear! + I can smell your fear! 79 @@ -322,11 +322,11 @@ 80 - I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! + I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! 81 - Chaaarge! + Chaaarge! 82 @@ -334,7 +334,7 @@ 83 - Your ass is mine! + Your ass is mine! 84 @@ -358,7 +358,7 @@ 89 - Ready or not, here I come! + Ready or not, here I come! 90 @@ -374,11 +374,11 @@ 93 - You don't leave me a choice! + You don't leave me a choice! 94 - I'll kill you! + I'll kill you! 95 @@ -406,7 +406,7 @@ 101 - I promise it won't hurt... much. + I promise it won't hurt... much. 102 @@ -422,11 +422,11 @@ 105 - Here ya go! + Here ya go! 106 - Pop goes the weasel. + Pop goes the weasel. 107 @@ -458,7 +458,7 @@ 114 - Here's a token of my gratitude! + Here's a token of my gratitude! 115 @@ -478,7 +478,7 @@ 119 - Take cover! + Take cover! 120 @@ -494,710 +494,2380 @@ 123 - They're here! + Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! + 1 124 - Now the fun can start! + Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. + 1 125 - I've waited for this looong time. + Can someone check out these noises? + 1 + 1 126 - Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! + Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. + 1 + 1 127 - They have no idea what they are in for... + Let me guess, another false alarm. + 1 + 1 128 - Everyone get ready! + They're here! + 1 129 - Killing time! + Now the fun can start! 130 - I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! + I've waited for this looong time. 131 - Finally! Some carnage! + Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! 132 - Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! + They have no idea what they are in for... 133 - Finally, my training will pay off. + Everyone get ready! 134 - Everybody, wake up! + Killing time! 135 - Time to earn my paycheck... + I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! 136 - Now I'll be able to prove myself. + Finally! Some carnage! 137 - We have tactical advantage! + Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! 138 - Maybe I'll get a medal! + Finally, my training will pay off. 139 - We're under attack! + Everybody, wake up! 140 - Oh, ain't that just great? + Time to earn my paycheck... 141 - Can't guy get a nap around here? + Now I'll be able to prove myself. 142 - Enemy attack. That's something new. + We have tactical advantage! 143 - Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. + Maybe I'll get a medal! 144 - I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. + We're under attack! 145 - Fantastic. + Oh, ain't that just great? 146 - "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. + Can't guy get a nap around here? 147 - Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! + Enemy attack. That's something new. 148 - Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. + Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. 149 - Take positions! + I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. 150 - I hoped this would never happen... + Fantastic. 151 - Fire at will! + "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. 152 - It was bound to happen eventually. + Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! 153 - I heard that! + Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. 154 - Who's there? + Take positions! 155 - What was that? + I hoped this would never happen... 156 - Hey! What the... + Fire at will! 157 - Show yourself! + It was bound to happen eventually. 158 - I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! + I heard that! 159 - What the hell was that? + Who's there? 160 - I'm not deaf, you know? + What was that? 161 - Hey! + Hey! What the... 162 - Come out, coward! + Show yourself! 163 - Hey! Who's making all that racket? + I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! 164 - Just show yourself, wherever you are! + What the hell was that? 165 - Hey! I've heard something suspicious! + I'm not deaf, you know? 166 - Anybody there? + Hey! 167 - Shoulda check it out. + Come out, coward! 168 - Is someone being clever? + Hey! Who's making all that racket? 169 - Strange noises... + Just show yourself, wherever you are! 170 - Can someone else check it out, please? + Hey! I've heard something suspicious! 171 - It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! + Anybody there? 172 - Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. + Shoulda check it out. 173 - Da'ffff...! + Is someone being clever? 174 - Big mistake! + Strange noises... 175 - Holy crap! + Can someone else check it out, please? 176 - Enemy! + It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! 177 - Enemy!!! + Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. 178 - Alert! Alert! + Da'ffff...! 179 - There is one! + Big mistake! 180 - Intruders! + Holy crap! 181 - We've got company! + Enemy! 182 - Prepare to suffer! + Enemy!!! 183 - Holy shit! + Alert! Alert! 184 - Oh, hi. + There is one! 185 - I spy with my little eye! + Intruders! 186 - I have a sigthing! + We've got company! 187 - Enemy forces! + Prepare to suffer! 188 - Enemy detected! + Holy shit! 189 - Enemy over here! + Oh, hi. 190 - We're in some real shit... + I spy with my little eye! 191 - It was all part of my plan! + I have a sigthing! 192 - I've had enough! + Enemy forces! 193 - Oh my God! + Enemy detected! 194 - They ain't paying us enough for this shit... + Enemy over here! 195 - When did things go so wrong? + We're in some real shit... 196 - I'll be back! With friends! + It was all part of my plan! 197 - You'll pay for that... the other day! + I've had enough! 198 - You're not playing fair! + Oh my God! 199 - Don't think you I will forgive ya! + They ain't paying us enough for this shit... 200 - Mommy! + When did things go so wrong? 201 - I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! + I'll be back! With friends! 202 - I'll leave you alive... for now. - + You'll pay for that... the other day! + 203 - Enough is enough! + You're not playing fair! 204 - Screw this! I'm outta here! + Don't think you I will forgive ya! 205 - Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! + Mommy! 206 - Tactical retreat! + I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! 207 - I've seen enough. + I'll leave you alive... for now. 208 - Nope, nope, nope. + Enough is enough! 209 - Run to the hills! + Screw this! I'm outta here! 210 - Let's call it a draw. + Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! 211 - They said "join the army". Not for this shit! + Tactical retreat! 212 - I regret nothing! + I've seen enough. 213 - Game over, man! + Nope, nope, nope. 214 - Let's be friends! + Run to the hills! 215 - Party's over! + Let's call it a draw. 216 - Violence is not an answer! + They said "join the army". Not for this shit! 217 - I'm too beautiful to die! + I regret nothing! 218 - Screw you guys, I'm going home! + Game over, man! 219 - Make love, not war! + Let's be friends! 220 - I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! + Party's over! 221 - Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! + Violence is not an answer! 222 - Aaaggh! + I'm too beautiful to die! 223 - I see red... + Screw you guys, I'm going home! 224 - Damn, I'm barely conscious. + Make love, not war! 225 - Ugh! + I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! 226 - This... hurts! + Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! 227 - You will regret... uhh... this. + Aaaggh! 228 - Crap! + I see red... 229 - What the...! + Damn, I'm barely conscious. 230 - Ouch! + Ugh! 231 - You fuck! + This... hurts! 232 - Oh, you piece of shit! + You will regret... uhh... this. 233 - Fuck, you'll pay for that! + Crap! 234 - You fucked with the wrong guy! + What the...! 235 - Now you have... pissed me off. + Ouch! 236 - It was nothing! + You fuck! 237 - I'm still here! + Oh, you piece of shit! 238 - Didn't feel a thing! + Fuck, you'll pay for that! 239 - Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! + You fucked with the wrong guy! 240 - Pain is just an illusion! + Now you have... pissed me off. 241 - Who do you think you are? + It was nothing! 242 - Oh, come on! + I'm still here! 243 - Why me?! + Didn't feel a thing! 244 - This hurts you more then it hurts me. + Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! 245 - I'm allergic to pain! + Pain is just an illusion! 246 - Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! + Who do you think you are? 247 - I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! + Oh, come on! 248 - Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! + Why me?! 249 - Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! + This hurts you more then it hurts me. 250 - Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! + I'm allergic to pain! 251 - Much Dust, Many Bullets! + Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! 252 - Get back on your Honda, and travel away! + I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! 253 - Forgive me, for I have sinned! + Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! 254 - Where's your God now?! + Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! 255 - Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! + Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! 256 - Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! + Much Dust, Many Bullets! 257 - Now that's an easy target! + Get back on your Honda, and travel away! 258 - Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... + Forgive me, for I have sinned! 259 - I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! + Where's your God now?! 260 - Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! + Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! 261 - Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! + Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! 262 - Who's that psycho chick? + Now that's an easy target! 263 - Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? + Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... 264 - Marry me! + I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! 265 - Pathetic! + Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 266 - Try again, I dare ya. + Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 267 - Don't make me go over there! + Who's that psycho chick? 268 - You've just made a big mistake! + Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? 269 - I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! + Marry me! 270 - You'll regret missing! + Pathetic! 271 - Who were you shootin' at? + Try again, I dare ya. 272 - Who learned you to shoot? + Don't make me go over there! 273 - You'll pay for that! + You've just made a big mistake! 274 - Son of a bitch! + I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! 275 - You suck! + You'll regret missing! 276 - Lame! + Who were you shootin' at? 277 - Are you even trying? + Who learned you to shoot? 278 - Ha, you wish! + You'll pay for that! 279 - Learn how to shoot, rookie! + Son of a bitch! 280 - In your dream! + You suck! 281 - I'm not impressed! + Lame! 282 - That ain't gonna happen. + Are you even trying? 283 - Booooo! + Ha, you wish! 284 - Children shouldn't play with guns! + Learn how to shoot, rookie! 285 - Nice try! + In your dream! 286 - My grandma's a better shot! + I'm not impressed! 287 - That shot was bad and you should feel bad! + That ain't gonna happen. 288 - Close enough. + Booooo! 289 - Can't touch this! + Children shouldn't play with guns! 290 - Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. + Nice try! 291 - Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! + My grandma's a better shot! 292 - Was close. + That shot was bad and you should feel bad! 293 - Try harder! + Close enough. 294 - Whew! + Can't touch this! 295 - Hell no! + Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. 296 - Maybe next time! + Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! 297 - Not today! + Was close. 298 - Close, but no cigar. + Try harder! 299 - That woke me up. + Whew! + + + 300 + Hell no! + + + 301 + Maybe next time! + + + 302 + Not today! + + + 303 + Close, but no cigar. + + + 304 + That woke me up. + + + 305 + You son of a bitch! + + + 306 + I will destroy you! + + + 307 + Dead or alive, you're coming with me. + + + 308 + I kick ass for the queen! + + + 309 + I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! + + + 322 + Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! + + + 327 + Is that the best you can do? + + + 328 + Your life is over, asshole! + + + 329 + Very pretty, but can you fight? + + + 330 + Howdy, pardner! + + + 331 + I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! + + + 332 + Viva la revolution! + + + 333 + Keep a place in hell for your queen! + + + 334 + Your move, creep! + + + 335 + Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... + + + 336 + Shit, shit, shit... + + + 337 + We're all gonna die. + + + 338 + God help me. + + + 339 + We're in some real pretty shit now! + + + 340 + It is no dream! This is really happening! + + + 341 + Goddamnit. + + + 342 + I got a bad feeling on this one. + + + 343 + It's a goddamn commando squad! + + + 344 + Why this shit always happens to me!? + + + 345 + I can't deal with this anymore + + + 346 + What the hell am I going to do now? + + + 347 + I should get the hell out of here! + + + 348 + Oh no, how could this happen? + + + 349 + I will not fight those bastards alone! + + + 350 + Where is the goddamn cavalry? + + + 351 + I am outta here. + + + 352 + Doctor is in! + + + 353 + Operation succesful! + + + 354 + I'll carve ya up like a chicken! + + + 355 + Bleed for me! + + + 356 + I can't believe they're paying me for that! + + + 357 + You taste like chicken! + + + 358 + You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! + + + 359 + Chop chop chop! + + + 360 + Fresh meat! + + + 361 + I'll drink your blood! + + + 362 + I'll gut you like a fish! + + + 363 + Let's see what's inside this pinata! + + + 364 + When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! + + + 365 + You could use some shave! + + + 366 + Don't worry, it's disinfected! + + + 367 + Show me what you've got! + + + 368 + Time for harakiri, asshole! + + + 369 + Hey, you've got untied shoelace! + + + 370 + There's a mustard on your shirt! + + + 371 + Mmmmmincemeat! + + + 372 + Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! + + + 373 + I'll break your every single bone! + + + 374 + Need a nose job? + + + 375 + Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! + + + 376 + See? Girls can fight too! + + + 377 + Girls power! + + + 378 + Aaand you're dead. + + + 379 + Next! + + + 380 + That's just a beginning, fuckers! + + + 381 + Time to loot a corpse, I guess. + + + 382 + Nice job getting yourself killed. + + + 383 + You OK? You look kinda... dead! + + + 384 + Another one to my collection. + + + 385 + You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. + + + 386 + That door revolved one time too many... + + + 387 + Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. + + + 388 + Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. + + + 389 + I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! + + + 390 + I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! + + + 391 + I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! + + + 392 + Pathetic. + + + 393 + Amateur. + + + 394 + Let this be a lesson for all of you! + + + 395 + You asked for it. + + + 396 + Your luck ran out. + + + 397 + Time to pay the piper! + + + 398 + Someone, go check his pulse. + + + 399 + Someone, go check her pulse. + + + 400 + Adios! + + + 401 + Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... + + + 402 + Serves you right, you slut! + + + 403 + In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. + + + 404 + Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. + + + 405 + Goodnight sweet prince. + + + 406 + OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. + + + 407 + OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. + + + 408 + Diagnosis: negative! + + + 409 + It didn't have end up like this.! + + + 410 + I think I'll skip a lunch today. + + + 411 + Hahaha! Fucking awesome! + + + 412 + Fuck yeah! I love this job! + + + 413 + It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. + + + 414 + Boom, head shot! + + + 415 + Wow! + + + 416 + Mind blown! + + + 417 + I wasn't even trying. + + + 418 + Did somebody take a picture? + + + 419 + Pop goes the zit! + + + 420 + I warned you about mexican food! + + + 421 + What can I say, I'm a better draw. + + + 422 + I'm gonna miss your cinematography... + + + 423 + Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. + + + 424 + Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! + + + 425 + No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! + + + 426 + Next time try shooting with open eyes! + + + 427 + Stop shaking! I can't hit you! + + + 428 + Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! + + + 429 + And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! + + + 430 + Couple? We're not married! + + + 431 + I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! + + + 432 + PX? What the fuck does it even mean? + + + 433 + No shit, Sherlock! + + + 434 + It will be one-way trip for you! + + + 435 + Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! + + + 436 + Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! + 1 + + + 437 + What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! + + + 438 + Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! + + + 439 + I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! + + + 440 + Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. + + + 441 + So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. + + + 442 + Indeed I do! + + + 443 + You know there's no such animal, right? + + + 444 + Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! + + + 445 + Trouble is my second name! + + + 446 + Like a bulldog! + + + 447 + You should be! + + + 448 + Your wish is my order! + + + 449 + Nobody ever does. + + + 450 + Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. + + + 451 + Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! + + + 452 + No, thank you! + + + 453 + Will see who's about to teach whom! + + + 454 + You're right! + + + 455 + You don't deserve a chance! + + + 456 + Horoscopes lie! + + + 457 + Ding dong! + + + 458 + It's still not too late! + + + 459 + We'll check ourselves! + + + 460 + Need bubbles, sir? + + + 461 + Did you just call me an ass!? + + + 462 + Whatever. + + + 463 + I didn't understand a single word! + + + 464 + It will only get closer! + + + 465 + I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. + + + 471 + You're the disease and I'm the cure. + + + 472 + I'm gonna blow your head off! + + + 473 + Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! + + + 475 + I eat Green Berets for breakfast! + + + 476 + You cowboys are finished! + + + 477 + Take this, you maggot! + + + 478 + I'm going to cut out your living guts! + + + 479 + Long live the queen! + + + 480 + Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! + + + 481 + Don't make me angry! + + + 482 + I must break you! + + + 484 + This is for the Queen! + + + 485 + The Queen says: Die! + + + 486 + Dying ain't much of a living, boy! + + + 487 + Dying ain't much of a living, girl! + + + 488 + Is that the best you can do? + + + 489 + Your life is over, asshole! + + + 490 + Very pretty, but can you fight? + + + 491 + Howdy, pardner! + + + 492 + I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! + + + 493 + Viva la revolution! + + + 494 + Your move, creep! + + + 495 + Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... + + + 496 + It's about to turn into full tournee! + + + 497 + "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? + + + 498 + As you wish! + + + 499 + Hey! I'm a lady! + + + 500 + I'll dig you one! Six feet under! + + + 501 + I guess there's no more room in hell... + + + 502 + Is this some kind of a joke? + + + 503 + They're coming to get us! + + + 504 + Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! + + + 505 + Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... + + + 506 + Really? I mean.. c'mon! + + + 507 + That's just fucked up! + + + 508 + What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? + + + 509 + Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! + + + 510 + I'll send you back to hell! + + + 511 + We'll need more paramedics! + + + 512 + Oh shit! It can smell my brain! + + + 513 + It's not zombie! He's infected! + + + 514 + Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... + + + 515 + It's alive! + + + 516 + Maybe it's friendly. + + + 517 + It's alive... ish. + + + 518 + Nothing's ever real until it's real. + + + 519 + They live! + + + 520 + There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... + + + 521 + I will not negotiate with undead! + + + 522 + So there IS a life after death! + + + 523 + Don't use the Z word! + + + 524 + Holy shit. Plot twist! + + + 525 + Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. + + + 526 + That's it, no more drugs for me. + + + 527 + I knew that movie was based on a true story! + + + 528 + You're one spooky motherfucker, man. + + + 529 + Oooh. Zombies. How original. + + + 530 + Zombie over here! + + + 531 + Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! + + + 532 + Undead! + + + 533 + This is a bad dream! + + + 534 + Blasphemy! + + + 535 + Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! + + + 536 + At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. + + + 537 + I'm scared to pieces! + + + 538 + It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. + + + 539 + It could be worse. They could be nazi! + + + 540 + Where's my lawnmower when I need it? + + + 541 + It's againt the nature, you freak! + + + 542 + Dead should stay dead. + + + 543 + Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. + + + 544 + No! I don't want to become one of you! + + + 545 + Stay away from my precious gray matter! + + + 546 + Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! + + + 547 + Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! + + + 548 + They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! + + + 549 + Not my face! My beautiful face! + + + 550 + The PAIN! + + + 551 + Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! + + + 552 + Does it hurt to be dead? + + + 553 + And stay dead! This time! + + + 554 + You're dead... again. + + + 555 + Rest in pieces! + + + 556 + If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. + + + 557 + Stay down! + + + 558 + Get back where you came from! + + + 559 + Zed is dead. + + + 560 + Yeah! See ya! + + + 561 + Punish! + + + 562 + Bingo! + + + 563 + I think you'll enjoy this. + + + 564 + I'll squash you like a bug! + + + 565 + Here comes Johnny! + + + 566 + Somebody call an ambulance! + + + 567 + My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! + + + 568 + Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! + + + 569 + OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! + + + 570 + Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! + + + 571 + Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? + + + 572 + Look what you've made me do... + + + 573 + Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! + + + 573 + Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! + + + 574 + Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! + + + 575 + Look who's come to the picnic! + + + 576 + You've got to be crazy to come here! + + + 577 + Now, you've got my attention! + + + 578 + You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! + + + 579 + You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! + + + 580 + Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... + + + 581 + Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! + + + 582 + How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! + + + 583 + You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? + + + 584 + Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... + + + 585 + Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! + + + 586 + Is that your best? + + + 587 + It's official: YOU SUCK! + + + 588 + You cannot hurt me! + + + 589 + Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? + + + 588 + I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! + + + 589 + Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! + + + 590 + Are you trying to piss me off? + + + 591 + Do you want to hurt me on purpose? + + + 592 + Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! + + + 593 + I'm going to beat the crap out of you! + + + 594 + If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! + + + 595 + That's it, you're fucking dead! + + + 596 + I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! + + + 597 + Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! + + + 598 + God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. + + + 599 + The army... I should have known better! + + + 600 + Coming here... What was I thinking? + + + 601 + I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. + + + 602 + No weapons! No friends! No hope! + + + 603 + If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... + + + 604 + HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! + + + 605 + Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! + + + 606 + Gee, whales can fight? + + + 607 + Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! + + + 608 + This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! + + + 609 + How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! + + + 610 + Over here, you morons! + + + 611 + Go to hell, Hellar! + + + 612 + Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? + + + 613 + It must be this time of the month! + + + 614 + Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! + + + 615 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 616 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 617 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 618 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 619 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 620 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 621 + Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? + + + 622 + Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? + + + 623 + Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! + + + 624 + Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! + + + 625 + Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! + + + 626 + OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! + + + 627 + Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. + + + 628 + Trust me. I'm a professional! + + + 629 + You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... + + + 630 + Nice boobs! Are these real? + + + 631 + You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? + + + 632 + Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. + + + 633 + Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! + + + 634 + You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! + + + 635 + I see you and now I can see through you! + + + 636 + Little enemies... little wounds! + + + 637 + I really hate needless violence. + + + 638 + Wow, you're even dumber than you look. + + + 639 + You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! + + + 640 + Were your parents siblings? + + + 641 + Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? + + + 642 + I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! + + + 643 + Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? + + + 643 + Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! + + + 644 + Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! + + + 645 + Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! + + + 646 + Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? + + + 647 + As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? + + + 648 + You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! + + + 649 + Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! + + + 650 + You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! + + + 651 + Guys, don't shoot the cushions! + + + 652 + It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! + + + 653 + How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? + + + 654 + How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? + + + 655 + Are you tryin' to make me look good? + + + 656 + Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! + + + 657 + Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! + + + 658 + Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? + + + 659 + Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? + + + 660 + Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? + + + 661 + Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? + + + 662 + Idiots! Idiots everywhere! + + + 663 + You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. + + + 664 + I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. + + + 665 + How's that karma tasting? Not so good? + + + 666 + Do you always take yourself so seriously? + + + 667 + Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. + + + 668 + Go bore someone else with your existence. + + + 669 + When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! + + + 670 + Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? + + + 671 + Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? + + + 672 + Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! + + + 673 + Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! + + + 674 + Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! + + + 675 + I'm scared to death! + + + 676 + Gee, that gave me goose bumps! + + + 677 + Speak of the devil! + + + 678 + Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! + + + 679 + OK, that was the last straw! + + + 680 + If I throw a stick, will you go away? + + + 681 + How can I miss you if you won't go away? + + + 682 + Hold my beer and watch this! + + + 683 + Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! + + + 684 + Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! + + + 685 + Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? + + + 686 + Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? + + + 687 + I thought your purpose was to die! + + + 688 + Hey, dickless! Over here! + + + 689 + Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? + + + 690 + Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! + + + 691 + Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? + + + 692 + Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? + + + 693 + Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? + + + 694 + Did your parents have any children that lived? + + + 695 + You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! + + + 696 + Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. + + + 697 + Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! + + + 698 + If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! + + + 699 + That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! + + + 700 + What? Hello? I can't hear anything! + + + 701 + Argh! My ears are bleeding! + + + 702 + What's this ringing? + + + 703 + Huh? It's all silent... + + + 704 + Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? + + + 705 + Fuck, my eyeballs! + + + 706 + I can't see shit! + + + 707 + Who turned off the light?! + + + 708 + Oh, my eyes! + + + 709 + Oh God, I'm blind! + + + 710 + Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! + + + 711 + Somebody help me! I can't see! + + + 712 + You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! + + + 713 + My eyes are on fire! + + + 714 + Cover me, I'm reloading! + + + 715 + I'm out, reloading! + + + 716 + I'm out, reloading! + + + 717 + Gotta reload! + + + 718 + Reloading! + + + 719 + I'm all out! + + + 720 + I'm running dry over here! + + + 721 + Need more ammo! + + + 722 + I'm out of bullets! + + + 723 + I'm leaking! + + + 724 + I'm bleeding! + + + 725 + Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! + + + 726 + Mmmm... blood. + + + 727 + I need medical attention! + + + 728 + I'm spilling blood! + + + 729 + I... can't... catch a breath... + + + 730 + My... lungs... + + + 731 + Gas! Oh... + + + 732 + I can't breath! + + + 733 + It burns! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir-languages/Polish_Version/Data/TableData/Polish.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/Polish_Version/Data/TableData/Polish.EnemyTaunts.xml index ee39e9f8e..8a7b6f7f5 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/Polish_Version/Data/TableData/Polish.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/Polish_Version/Data/TableData/Polish.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ - + 0 @@ -26,7 +26,7 @@ 6 - Die! + Die! 7 @@ -38,7 +38,7 @@ 9 - Eat shit and die! + Eat shit and die! 10 @@ -54,7 +54,7 @@ 13 - I'll chop your balls off! + I'll chop your balls off! 14 @@ -66,7 +66,7 @@ 16 - Hey, wanna play? + Hey, wanna play? 17 @@ -86,7 +86,7 @@ 21 - Die, vermin! + Die, vermin! 22 @@ -94,7 +94,7 @@ 23 - Dance for me! + Dance for me! 24 @@ -102,7 +102,7 @@ 25 - Dakka-dakka-dakka! + Dakka-dakka-dakka! 26 @@ -114,7 +114,7 @@ 28 - Kneel before me, loser! + Kneel before me, loser! 29 @@ -130,11 +130,11 @@ 32 - You fucked with the wrong man! + You fucked with the wrong man! 33 - You fucked with the wrong woman! + You fucked with the wrong woman! 34 @@ -150,7 +150,7 @@ 37 - That's right! + That's right! 38 @@ -162,7 +162,7 @@ 40 - You had it coming! + You had it coming! 41 @@ -174,7 +174,7 @@ 43 - Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! + Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! 44 @@ -190,7 +190,7 @@ 47 - Suck it down! + Suck it down! 48 @@ -210,7 +210,7 @@ 52 - Hahaha! + Hahaha! 53 @@ -226,7 +226,7 @@ 56 - Hell yeah! + Hell yeah! 57 @@ -242,7 +242,7 @@ 60 - Watch and learn. + Watch and learn. 61 @@ -254,7 +254,7 @@ 63 - Didn't see THAT coming, ha? + Didn't see THAT coming, ha? 64 @@ -262,15 +262,15 @@ 65 - I always wanted to do this. + I always wanted to do this. 66 - Peace through power! + Peace through power! 67 - This job ain't that bad. + This job ain't that bad. 68 @@ -286,7 +286,7 @@ 71 - There goes the neighborhood! + There goes the neighborhood! 72 @@ -298,7 +298,7 @@ 74 - Come to papa. + Come to papa. 75 @@ -306,7 +306,7 @@ 76 - I'll rip you to pieces! + I'll rip you to pieces! 77 @@ -314,7 +314,7 @@ 78 - I can smell your fear! + I can smell your fear! 79 @@ -322,11 +322,11 @@ 80 - I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! + I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! 81 - Chaaarge! + Chaaarge! 82 @@ -334,7 +334,7 @@ 83 - Your ass is mine! + Your ass is mine! 84 @@ -358,7 +358,7 @@ 89 - Ready or not, here I come! + Ready or not, here I come! 90 @@ -374,11 +374,11 @@ 93 - You don't leave me a choice! + You don't leave me a choice! 94 - I'll kill you! + I'll kill you! 95 @@ -406,7 +406,7 @@ 101 - I promise it won't hurt... much. + I promise it won't hurt... much. 102 @@ -422,11 +422,11 @@ 105 - Here ya go! + Here ya go! 106 - Pop goes the weasel. + Pop goes the weasel. 107 @@ -458,7 +458,7 @@ 114 - Here's a token of my gratitude! + Here's a token of my gratitude! 115 @@ -478,7 +478,7 @@ 119 - Take cover! + Take cover! 120 @@ -494,710 +494,2380 @@ 123 - They're here! + Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! + 1 124 - Now the fun can start! + Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. + 1 125 - I've waited for this looong time. + Can someone check out these noises? + 1 + 1 126 - Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! + Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. + 1 + 1 127 - They have no idea what they are in for... + Let me guess, another false alarm. + 1 + 1 128 - Everyone get ready! + They're here! + 1 129 - Killing time! + Now the fun can start! 130 - I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! + I've waited for this looong time. 131 - Finally! Some carnage! + Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! 132 - Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! + They have no idea what they are in for... 133 - Finally, my training will pay off. + Everyone get ready! 134 - Everybody, wake up! + Killing time! 135 - Time to earn my paycheck... + I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! 136 - Now I'll be able to prove myself. + Finally! Some carnage! 137 - We have tactical advantage! + Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! 138 - Maybe I'll get a medal! + Finally, my training will pay off. 139 - We're under attack! + Everybody, wake up! 140 - Oh, ain't that just great? + Time to earn my paycheck... 141 - Can't guy get a nap around here? + Now I'll be able to prove myself. 142 - Enemy attack. That's something new. + We have tactical advantage! 143 - Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. + Maybe I'll get a medal! 144 - I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. + We're under attack! 145 - Fantastic. + Oh, ain't that just great? 146 - "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. + Can't guy get a nap around here? 147 - Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! + Enemy attack. That's something new. 148 - Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. + Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. 149 - Take positions! + I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. 150 - I hoped this would never happen... + Fantastic. 151 - Fire at will! + "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. 152 - It was bound to happen eventually. + Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! 153 - I heard that! + Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. 154 - Who's there? + Take positions! 155 - What was that? + I hoped this would never happen... 156 - Hey! What the... + Fire at will! 157 - Show yourself! + It was bound to happen eventually. 158 - I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! + I heard that! 159 - What the hell was that? + Who's there? 160 - I'm not deaf, you know? + What was that? 161 - Hey! + Hey! What the... 162 - Come out, coward! + Show yourself! 163 - Hey! Who's making all that racket? + I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! 164 - Just show yourself, wherever you are! + What the hell was that? 165 - Hey! I've heard something suspicious! + I'm not deaf, you know? 166 - Anybody there? + Hey! 167 - Shoulda check it out. + Come out, coward! 168 - Is someone being clever? + Hey! Who's making all that racket? 169 - Strange noises... + Just show yourself, wherever you are! 170 - Can someone else check it out, please? + Hey! I've heard something suspicious! 171 - It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! + Anybody there? 172 - Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. + Shoulda check it out. 173 - Da'ffff...! + Is someone being clever? 174 - Big mistake! + Strange noises... 175 - Holy crap! + Can someone else check it out, please? 176 - Enemy! + It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! 177 - Enemy!!! + Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. 178 - Alert! Alert! + Da'ffff...! 179 - There is one! + Big mistake! 180 - Intruders! + Holy crap! 181 - We've got company! + Enemy! 182 - Prepare to suffer! + Enemy!!! 183 - Holy shit! + Alert! Alert! 184 - Oh, hi. + There is one! 185 - I spy with my little eye! + Intruders! 186 - I have a sigthing! + We've got company! 187 - Enemy forces! + Prepare to suffer! 188 - Enemy detected! + Holy shit! 189 - Enemy over here! + Oh, hi. 190 - We're in some real shit... + I spy with my little eye! 191 - It was all part of my plan! + I have a sigthing! 192 - I've had enough! + Enemy forces! 193 - Oh my God! + Enemy detected! 194 - They ain't paying us enough for this shit... + Enemy over here! 195 - When did things go so wrong? + We're in some real shit... 196 - I'll be back! With friends! + It was all part of my plan! 197 - You'll pay for that... the other day! + I've had enough! 198 - You're not playing fair! + Oh my God! 199 - Don't think you I will forgive ya! + They ain't paying us enough for this shit... 200 - Mommy! + When did things go so wrong? 201 - I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! + I'll be back! With friends! 202 - I'll leave you alive... for now. - + You'll pay for that... the other day! + 203 - Enough is enough! + You're not playing fair! 204 - Screw this! I'm outta here! + Don't think you I will forgive ya! 205 - Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! + Mommy! 206 - Tactical retreat! + I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! 207 - I've seen enough. + I'll leave you alive... for now. 208 - Nope, nope, nope. + Enough is enough! 209 - Run to the hills! + Screw this! I'm outta here! 210 - Let's call it a draw. + Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! 211 - They said "join the army". Not for this shit! + Tactical retreat! 212 - I regret nothing! + I've seen enough. 213 - Game over, man! + Nope, nope, nope. 214 - Let's be friends! + Run to the hills! 215 - Party's over! + Let's call it a draw. 216 - Violence is not an answer! + They said "join the army". Not for this shit! 217 - I'm too beautiful to die! + I regret nothing! 218 - Screw you guys, I'm going home! + Game over, man! 219 - Make love, not war! + Let's be friends! 220 - I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! + Party's over! 221 - Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! + Violence is not an answer! 222 - Aaaggh! + I'm too beautiful to die! 223 - I see red... + Screw you guys, I'm going home! 224 - Damn, I'm barely conscious. + Make love, not war! 225 - Ugh! + I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! 226 - This... hurts! + Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! 227 - You will regret... uhh... this. + Aaaggh! 228 - Crap! + I see red... 229 - What the...! + Damn, I'm barely conscious. 230 - Ouch! + Ugh! 231 - You fuck! + This... hurts! 232 - Oh, you piece of shit! + You will regret... uhh... this. 233 - Fuck, you'll pay for that! + Crap! 234 - You fucked with the wrong guy! + What the...! 235 - Now you have... pissed me off. + Ouch! 236 - It was nothing! + You fuck! 237 - I'm still here! + Oh, you piece of shit! 238 - Didn't feel a thing! + Fuck, you'll pay for that! 239 - Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! + You fucked with the wrong guy! 240 - Pain is just an illusion! + Now you have... pissed me off. 241 - Who do you think you are? + It was nothing! 242 - Oh, come on! + I'm still here! 243 - Why me?! + Didn't feel a thing! 244 - This hurts you more then it hurts me. + Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! 245 - I'm allergic to pain! + Pain is just an illusion! 246 - Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! + Who do you think you are? 247 - I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! + Oh, come on! 248 - Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! + Why me?! 249 - Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! + This hurts you more then it hurts me. 250 - Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! + I'm allergic to pain! 251 - Much Dust, Many Bullets! + Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! 252 - Get back on your Honda, and travel away! + I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! 253 - Forgive me, for I have sinned! + Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! 254 - Where's your God now?! + Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! 255 - Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! + Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! 256 - Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! + Much Dust, Many Bullets! 257 - Now that's an easy target! + Get back on your Honda, and travel away! 258 - Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... + Forgive me, for I have sinned! 259 - I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! + Where's your God now?! 260 - Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! + Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! 261 - Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! + Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! 262 - Who's that psycho chick? + Now that's an easy target! 263 - Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? + Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... 264 - Marry me! + I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! 265 - Pathetic! + Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 266 - Try again, I dare ya. + Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 267 - Don't make me go over there! + Who's that psycho chick? 268 - You've just made a big mistake! + Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? 269 - I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! + Marry me! 270 - You'll regret missing! + Pathetic! 271 - Who were you shootin' at? + Try again, I dare ya. 272 - Who learned you to shoot? + Don't make me go over there! 273 - You'll pay for that! + You've just made a big mistake! 274 - Son of a bitch! + I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! 275 - You suck! + You'll regret missing! 276 - Lame! + Who were you shootin' at? 277 - Are you even trying? + Who learned you to shoot? 278 - Ha, you wish! + You'll pay for that! 279 - Learn how to shoot, rookie! + Son of a bitch! 280 - In your dream! + You suck! 281 - I'm not impressed! + Lame! 282 - That ain't gonna happen. + Are you even trying? 283 - Booooo! + Ha, you wish! 284 - Children shouldn't play with guns! + Learn how to shoot, rookie! 285 - Nice try! + In your dream! 286 - My grandma's a better shot! + I'm not impressed! 287 - That shot was bad and you should feel bad! + That ain't gonna happen. 288 - Close enough. + Booooo! 289 - Can't touch this! + Children shouldn't play with guns! 290 - Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. + Nice try! 291 - Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! + My grandma's a better shot! 292 - Was close. + That shot was bad and you should feel bad! 293 - Try harder! + Close enough. 294 - Whew! + Can't touch this! 295 - Hell no! + Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. 296 - Maybe next time! + Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! 297 - Not today! + Was close. 298 - Close, but no cigar. + Try harder! 299 - That woke me up. + Whew! + + + 300 + Hell no! + + + 301 + Maybe next time! + + + 302 + Not today! + + + 303 + Close, but no cigar. + + + 304 + That woke me up. + + + 305 + You son of a bitch! + + + 306 + I will destroy you! + + + 307 + Dead or alive, you're coming with me. + + + 308 + I kick ass for the queen! + + + 309 + I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! + + + 322 + Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! + + + 327 + Is that the best you can do? + + + 328 + Your life is over, asshole! + + + 329 + Very pretty, but can you fight? + + + 330 + Howdy, pardner! + + + 331 + I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! + + + 332 + Viva la revolution! + + + 333 + Keep a place in hell for your queen! + + + 334 + Your move, creep! + + + 335 + Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... + + + 336 + Shit, shit, shit... + + + 337 + We're all gonna die. + + + 338 + God help me. + + + 339 + We're in some real pretty shit now! + + + 340 + It is no dream! This is really happening! + + + 341 + Goddamnit. + + + 342 + I got a bad feeling on this one. + + + 343 + It's a goddamn commando squad! + + + 344 + Why this shit always happens to me!? + + + 345 + I can't deal with this anymore + + + 346 + What the hell am I going to do now? + + + 347 + I should get the hell out of here! + + + 348 + Oh no, how could this happen? + + + 349 + I will not fight those bastards alone! + + + 350 + Where is the goddamn cavalry? + + + 351 + I am outta here. + + + 352 + Doctor is in! + + + 353 + Operation succesful! + + + 354 + I'll carve ya up like a chicken! + + + 355 + Bleed for me! + + + 356 + I can't believe they're paying me for that! + + + 357 + You taste like chicken! + + + 358 + You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! + + + 359 + Chop chop chop! + + + 360 + Fresh meat! + + + 361 + I'll drink your blood! + + + 362 + I'll gut you like a fish! + + + 363 + Let's see what's inside this pinata! + + + 364 + When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! + + + 365 + You could use some shave! + + + 366 + Don't worry, it's disinfected! + + + 367 + Show me what you've got! + + + 368 + Time for harakiri, asshole! + + + 369 + Hey, you've got untied shoelace! + + + 370 + There's a mustard on your shirt! + + + 371 + Mmmmmincemeat! + + + 372 + Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! + + + 373 + I'll break your every single bone! + + + 374 + Need a nose job? + + + 375 + Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! + + + 376 + See? Girls can fight too! + + + 377 + Girls power! + + + 378 + Aaand you're dead. + + + 379 + Next! + + + 380 + That's just a beginning, fuckers! + + + 381 + Time to loot a corpse, I guess. + + + 382 + Nice job getting yourself killed. + + + 383 + You OK? You look kinda... dead! + + + 384 + Another one to my collection. + + + 385 + You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. + + + 386 + That door revolved one time too many... + + + 387 + Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. + + + 388 + Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. + + + 389 + I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! + + + 390 + I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! + + + 391 + I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! + + + 392 + Pathetic. + + + 393 + Amateur. + + + 394 + Let this be a lesson for all of you! + + + 395 + You asked for it. + + + 396 + Your luck ran out. + + + 397 + Time to pay the piper! + + + 398 + Someone, go check his pulse. + + + 399 + Someone, go check her pulse. + + + 400 + Adios! + + + 401 + Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... + + + 402 + Serves you right, you slut! + + + 403 + In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. + + + 404 + Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. + + + 405 + Goodnight sweet prince. + + + 406 + OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. + + + 407 + OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. + + + 408 + Diagnosis: negative! + + + 409 + It didn't have end up like this.! + + + 410 + I think I'll skip a lunch today. + + + 411 + Hahaha! Fucking awesome! + + + 412 + Fuck yeah! I love this job! + + + 413 + It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. + + + 414 + Boom, head shot! + + + 415 + Wow! + + + 416 + Mind blown! + + + 417 + I wasn't even trying. + + + 418 + Did somebody take a picture? + + + 419 + Pop goes the zit! + + + 420 + I warned you about mexican food! + + + 421 + What can I say, I'm a better draw. + + + 422 + I'm gonna miss your cinematography... + + + 423 + Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. + + + 424 + Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! + + + 425 + No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! + + + 426 + Next time try shooting with open eyes! + + + 427 + Stop shaking! I can't hit you! + + + 428 + Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! + + + 429 + And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! + + + 430 + Couple? We're not married! + + + 431 + I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! + + + 432 + PX? What the fuck does it even mean? + + + 433 + No shit, Sherlock! + + + 434 + It will be one-way trip for you! + + + 435 + Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! + + + 436 + Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! + 1 + + + 437 + What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! + + + 438 + Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! + + + 439 + I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! + + + 440 + Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. + + + 441 + So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. + + + 442 + Indeed I do! + + + 443 + You know there's no such animal, right? + + + 444 + Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! + + + 445 + Trouble is my second name! + + + 446 + Like a bulldog! + + + 447 + You should be! + + + 448 + Your wish is my order! + + + 449 + Nobody ever does. + + + 450 + Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. + + + 451 + Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! + + + 452 + No, thank you! + + + 453 + Will see who's about to teach whom! + + + 454 + You're right! + + + 455 + You don't deserve a chance! + + + 456 + Horoscopes lie! + + + 457 + Ding dong! + + + 458 + It's still not too late! + + + 459 + We'll check ourselves! + + + 460 + Need bubbles, sir? + + + 461 + Did you just call me an ass!? + + + 462 + Whatever. + + + 463 + I didn't understand a single word! + + + 464 + It will only get closer! + + + 465 + I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. + + + 471 + You're the disease and I'm the cure. + + + 472 + I'm gonna blow your head off! + + + 473 + Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! + + + 475 + I eat Green Berets for breakfast! + + + 476 + You cowboys are finished! + + + 477 + Take this, you maggot! + + + 478 + I'm going to cut out your living guts! + + + 479 + Long live the queen! + + + 480 + Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! + + + 481 + Don't make me angry! + + + 482 + I must break you! + + + 484 + This is for the Queen! + + + 485 + The Queen says: Die! + + + 486 + Dying ain't much of a living, boy! + + + 487 + Dying ain't much of a living, girl! + + + 488 + Is that the best you can do? + + + 489 + Your life is over, asshole! + + + 490 + Very pretty, but can you fight? + + + 491 + Howdy, pardner! + + + 492 + I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! + + + 493 + Viva la revolution! + + + 494 + Your move, creep! + + + 495 + Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... + + + 496 + It's about to turn into full tournee! + + + 497 + "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? + + + 498 + As you wish! + + + 499 + Hey! I'm a lady! + + + 500 + I'll dig you one! Six feet under! + + + 501 + I guess there's no more room in hell... + + + 502 + Is this some kind of a joke? + + + 503 + They're coming to get us! + + + 504 + Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! + + + 505 + Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... + + + 506 + Really? I mean.. c'mon! + + + 507 + That's just fucked up! + + + 508 + What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? + + + 509 + Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! + + + 510 + I'll send you back to hell! + + + 511 + We'll need more paramedics! + + + 512 + Oh shit! It can smell my brain! + + + 513 + It's not zombie! He's infected! + + + 514 + Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... + + + 515 + It's alive! + + + 516 + Maybe it's friendly. + + + 517 + It's alive... ish. + + + 518 + Nothing's ever real until it's real. + + + 519 + They live! + + + 520 + There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... + + + 521 + I will not negotiate with undead! + + + 522 + So there IS a life after death! + + + 523 + Don't use the Z word! + + + 524 + Holy shit. Plot twist! + + + 525 + Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. + + + 526 + That's it, no more drugs for me. + + + 527 + I knew that movie was based on a true story! + + + 528 + You're one spooky motherfucker, man. + + + 529 + Oooh. Zombies. How original. + + + 530 + Zombie over here! + + + 531 + Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! + + + 532 + Undead! + + + 533 + This is a bad dream! + + + 534 + Blasphemy! + + + 535 + Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! + + + 536 + At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. + + + 537 + I'm scared to pieces! + + + 538 + It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. + + + 539 + It could be worse. They could be nazi! + + + 540 + Where's my lawnmower when I need it? + + + 541 + It's againt the nature, you freak! + + + 542 + Dead should stay dead. + + + 543 + Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. + + + 544 + No! I don't want to become one of you! + + + 545 + Stay away from my precious gray matter! + + + 546 + Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! + + + 547 + Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! + + + 548 + They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! + + + 549 + Not my face! My beautiful face! + + + 550 + The PAIN! + + + 551 + Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! + + + 552 + Does it hurt to be dead? + + + 553 + And stay dead! This time! + + + 554 + You're dead... again. + + + 555 + Rest in pieces! + + + 556 + If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. + + + 557 + Stay down! + + + 558 + Get back where you came from! + + + 559 + Zed is dead. + + + 560 + Yeah! See ya! + + + 561 + Punish! + + + 562 + Bingo! + + + 563 + I think you'll enjoy this. + + + 564 + I'll squash you like a bug! + + + 565 + Here comes Johnny! + + + 566 + Somebody call an ambulance! + + + 567 + My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! + + + 568 + Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! + + + 569 + OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! + + + 570 + Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! + + + 571 + Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? + + + 572 + Look what you've made me do... + + + 573 + Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! + + + 573 + Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! + + + 574 + Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! + + + 575 + Look who's come to the picnic! + + + 576 + You've got to be crazy to come here! + + + 577 + Now, you've got my attention! + + + 578 + You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! + + + 579 + You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! + + + 580 + Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... + + + 581 + Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! + + + 582 + How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! + + + 583 + You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? + + + 584 + Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... + + + 585 + Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! + + + 586 + Is that your best? + + + 587 + It's official: YOU SUCK! + + + 588 + You cannot hurt me! + + + 589 + Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? + + + 588 + I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! + + + 589 + Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! + + + 590 + Are you trying to piss me off? + + + 591 + Do you want to hurt me on purpose? + + + 592 + Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! + + + 593 + I'm going to beat the crap out of you! + + + 594 + If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! + + + 595 + That's it, you're fucking dead! + + + 596 + I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! + + + 597 + Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! + + + 598 + God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. + + + 599 + The army... I should have known better! + + + 600 + Coming here... What was I thinking? + + + 601 + I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. + + + 602 + No weapons! No friends! No hope! + + + 603 + If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... + + + 604 + HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! + + + 605 + Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! + + + 606 + Gee, whales can fight? + + + 607 + Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! + + + 608 + This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! + + + 609 + How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! + + + 610 + Over here, you morons! + + + 611 + Go to hell, Hellar! + + + 612 + Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? + + + 613 + It must be this time of the month! + + + 614 + Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! + + + 615 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 616 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 617 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 618 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 619 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 620 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 621 + Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? + + + 622 + Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? + + + 623 + Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! + + + 624 + Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! + + + 625 + Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! + + + 626 + OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! + + + 627 + Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. + + + 628 + Trust me. I'm a professional! + + + 629 + You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... + + + 630 + Nice boobs! Are these real? + + + 631 + You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? + + + 632 + Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. + + + 633 + Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! + + + 634 + You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! + + + 635 + I see you and now I can see through you! + + + 636 + Little enemies... little wounds! + + + 637 + I really hate needless violence. + + + 638 + Wow, you're even dumber than you look. + + + 639 + You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! + + + 640 + Were your parents siblings? + + + 641 + Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? + + + 642 + I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! + + + 643 + Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? + + + 643 + Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! + + + 644 + Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! + + + 645 + Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! + + + 646 + Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? + + + 647 + As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? + + + 648 + You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! + + + 649 + Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! + + + 650 + You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! + + + 651 + Guys, don't shoot the cushions! + + + 652 + It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! + + + 653 + How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? + + + 654 + How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? + + + 655 + Are you tryin' to make me look good? + + + 656 + Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! + + + 657 + Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! + + + 658 + Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? + + + 659 + Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? + + + 660 + Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? + + + 661 + Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? + + + 662 + Idiots! Idiots everywhere! + + + 663 + You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. + + + 664 + I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. + + + 665 + How's that karma tasting? Not so good? + + + 666 + Do you always take yourself so seriously? + + + 667 + Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. + + + 668 + Go bore someone else with your existence. + + + 669 + When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! + + + 670 + Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? + + + 671 + Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? + + + 672 + Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! + + + 673 + Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! + + + 674 + Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! + + + 675 + I'm scared to death! + + + 676 + Gee, that gave me goose bumps! + + + 677 + Speak of the devil! + + + 678 + Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! + + + 679 + OK, that was the last straw! + + + 680 + If I throw a stick, will you go away? + + + 681 + How can I miss you if you won't go away? + + + 682 + Hold my beer and watch this! + + + 683 + Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! + + + 684 + Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! + + + 685 + Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? + + + 686 + Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? + + + 687 + I thought your purpose was to die! + + + 688 + Hey, dickless! Over here! + + + 689 + Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? + + + 690 + Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! + + + 691 + Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? + + + 692 + Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? + + + 693 + Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? + + + 694 + Did your parents have any children that lived? + + + 695 + You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! + + + 696 + Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. + + + 697 + Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! + + + 698 + If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! + + + 699 + That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! + + + 700 + What? Hello? I can't hear anything! + + + 701 + Argh! My ears are bleeding! + + + 702 + What's this ringing? + + + 703 + Huh? It's all silent... + + + 704 + Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? + + + 705 + Fuck, my eyeballs! + + + 706 + I can't see shit! + + + 707 + Who turned off the light?! + + + 708 + Oh, my eyes! + + + 709 + Oh God, I'm blind! + + + 710 + Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! + + + 711 + Somebody help me! I can't see! + + + 712 + You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! + + + 713 + My eyes are on fire! + + + 714 + Cover me, I'm reloading! + + + 715 + I'm out, reloading! + + + 716 + I'm out, reloading! + + + 717 + Gotta reload! + + + 718 + Reloading! + + + 719 + I'm all out! + + + 720 + I'm running dry over here! + + + 721 + Need more ammo! + + + 722 + I'm out of bullets! + + + 723 + I'm leaking! + + + 724 + I'm bleeding! + + + 725 + Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! + + + 726 + Mmmm... blood. + + + 727 + I need medical attention! + + + 728 + I'm spilling blood! + + + 729 + I... can't... catch a breath... + + + 730 + My... lungs... + + + 731 + Gas! Oh... + + + 732 + I can't breath! + + + 733 + It burns! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir-languages/Russian_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Russian.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/Russian_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Russian.EnemyTaunts.xml index ee39e9f8e..8a7b6f7f5 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/Russian_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Russian.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/Russian_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Russian.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ - + 0 @@ -26,7 +26,7 @@ 6 - Die! + Die! 7 @@ -38,7 +38,7 @@ 9 - Eat shit and die! + Eat shit and die! 10 @@ -54,7 +54,7 @@ 13 - I'll chop your balls off! + I'll chop your balls off! 14 @@ -66,7 +66,7 @@ 16 - Hey, wanna play? + Hey, wanna play? 17 @@ -86,7 +86,7 @@ 21 - Die, vermin! + Die, vermin! 22 @@ -94,7 +94,7 @@ 23 - Dance for me! + Dance for me! 24 @@ -102,7 +102,7 @@ 25 - Dakka-dakka-dakka! + Dakka-dakka-dakka! 26 @@ -114,7 +114,7 @@ 28 - Kneel before me, loser! + Kneel before me, loser! 29 @@ -130,11 +130,11 @@ 32 - You fucked with the wrong man! + You fucked with the wrong man! 33 - You fucked with the wrong woman! + You fucked with the wrong woman! 34 @@ -150,7 +150,7 @@ 37 - That's right! + That's right! 38 @@ -162,7 +162,7 @@ 40 - You had it coming! + You had it coming! 41 @@ -174,7 +174,7 @@ 43 - Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! + Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! 44 @@ -190,7 +190,7 @@ 47 - Suck it down! + Suck it down! 48 @@ -210,7 +210,7 @@ 52 - Hahaha! + Hahaha! 53 @@ -226,7 +226,7 @@ 56 - Hell yeah! + Hell yeah! 57 @@ -242,7 +242,7 @@ 60 - Watch and learn. + Watch and learn. 61 @@ -254,7 +254,7 @@ 63 - Didn't see THAT coming, ha? + Didn't see THAT coming, ha? 64 @@ -262,15 +262,15 @@ 65 - I always wanted to do this. + I always wanted to do this. 66 - Peace through power! + Peace through power! 67 - This job ain't that bad. + This job ain't that bad. 68 @@ -286,7 +286,7 @@ 71 - There goes the neighborhood! + There goes the neighborhood! 72 @@ -298,7 +298,7 @@ 74 - Come to papa. + Come to papa. 75 @@ -306,7 +306,7 @@ 76 - I'll rip you to pieces! + I'll rip you to pieces! 77 @@ -314,7 +314,7 @@ 78 - I can smell your fear! + I can smell your fear! 79 @@ -322,11 +322,11 @@ 80 - I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! + I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! 81 - Chaaarge! + Chaaarge! 82 @@ -334,7 +334,7 @@ 83 - Your ass is mine! + Your ass is mine! 84 @@ -358,7 +358,7 @@ 89 - Ready or not, here I come! + Ready or not, here I come! 90 @@ -374,11 +374,11 @@ 93 - You don't leave me a choice! + You don't leave me a choice! 94 - I'll kill you! + I'll kill you! 95 @@ -406,7 +406,7 @@ 101 - I promise it won't hurt... much. + I promise it won't hurt... much. 102 @@ -422,11 +422,11 @@ 105 - Here ya go! + Here ya go! 106 - Pop goes the weasel. + Pop goes the weasel. 107 @@ -458,7 +458,7 @@ 114 - Here's a token of my gratitude! + Here's a token of my gratitude! 115 @@ -478,7 +478,7 @@ 119 - Take cover! + Take cover! 120 @@ -494,710 +494,2380 @@ 123 - They're here! + Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! + 1 124 - Now the fun can start! + Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. + 1 125 - I've waited for this looong time. + Can someone check out these noises? + 1 + 1 126 - Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! + Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. + 1 + 1 127 - They have no idea what they are in for... + Let me guess, another false alarm. + 1 + 1 128 - Everyone get ready! + They're here! + 1 129 - Killing time! + Now the fun can start! 130 - I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! + I've waited for this looong time. 131 - Finally! Some carnage! + Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! 132 - Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! + They have no idea what they are in for... 133 - Finally, my training will pay off. + Everyone get ready! 134 - Everybody, wake up! + Killing time! 135 - Time to earn my paycheck... + I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! 136 - Now I'll be able to prove myself. + Finally! Some carnage! 137 - We have tactical advantage! + Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! 138 - Maybe I'll get a medal! + Finally, my training will pay off. 139 - We're under attack! + Everybody, wake up! 140 - Oh, ain't that just great? + Time to earn my paycheck... 141 - Can't guy get a nap around here? + Now I'll be able to prove myself. 142 - Enemy attack. That's something new. + We have tactical advantage! 143 - Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. + Maybe I'll get a medal! 144 - I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. + We're under attack! 145 - Fantastic. + Oh, ain't that just great? 146 - "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. + Can't guy get a nap around here? 147 - Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! + Enemy attack. That's something new. 148 - Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. + Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. 149 - Take positions! + I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. 150 - I hoped this would never happen... + Fantastic. 151 - Fire at will! + "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. 152 - It was bound to happen eventually. + Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! 153 - I heard that! + Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. 154 - Who's there? + Take positions! 155 - What was that? + I hoped this would never happen... 156 - Hey! What the... + Fire at will! 157 - Show yourself! + It was bound to happen eventually. 158 - I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! + I heard that! 159 - What the hell was that? + Who's there? 160 - I'm not deaf, you know? + What was that? 161 - Hey! + Hey! What the... 162 - Come out, coward! + Show yourself! 163 - Hey! Who's making all that racket? + I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! 164 - Just show yourself, wherever you are! + What the hell was that? 165 - Hey! I've heard something suspicious! + I'm not deaf, you know? 166 - Anybody there? + Hey! 167 - Shoulda check it out. + Come out, coward! 168 - Is someone being clever? + Hey! Who's making all that racket? 169 - Strange noises... + Just show yourself, wherever you are! 170 - Can someone else check it out, please? + Hey! I've heard something suspicious! 171 - It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! + Anybody there? 172 - Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. + Shoulda check it out. 173 - Da'ffff...! + Is someone being clever? 174 - Big mistake! + Strange noises... 175 - Holy crap! + Can someone else check it out, please? 176 - Enemy! + It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! 177 - Enemy!!! + Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. 178 - Alert! Alert! + Da'ffff...! 179 - There is one! + Big mistake! 180 - Intruders! + Holy crap! 181 - We've got company! + Enemy! 182 - Prepare to suffer! + Enemy!!! 183 - Holy shit! + Alert! Alert! 184 - Oh, hi. + There is one! 185 - I spy with my little eye! + Intruders! 186 - I have a sigthing! + We've got company! 187 - Enemy forces! + Prepare to suffer! 188 - Enemy detected! + Holy shit! 189 - Enemy over here! + Oh, hi. 190 - We're in some real shit... + I spy with my little eye! 191 - It was all part of my plan! + I have a sigthing! 192 - I've had enough! + Enemy forces! 193 - Oh my God! + Enemy detected! 194 - They ain't paying us enough for this shit... + Enemy over here! 195 - When did things go so wrong? + We're in some real shit... 196 - I'll be back! With friends! + It was all part of my plan! 197 - You'll pay for that... the other day! + I've had enough! 198 - You're not playing fair! + Oh my God! 199 - Don't think you I will forgive ya! + They ain't paying us enough for this shit... 200 - Mommy! + When did things go so wrong? 201 - I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! + I'll be back! With friends! 202 - I'll leave you alive... for now. - + You'll pay for that... the other day! + 203 - Enough is enough! + You're not playing fair! 204 - Screw this! I'm outta here! + Don't think you I will forgive ya! 205 - Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! + Mommy! 206 - Tactical retreat! + I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! 207 - I've seen enough. + I'll leave you alive... for now. 208 - Nope, nope, nope. + Enough is enough! 209 - Run to the hills! + Screw this! I'm outta here! 210 - Let's call it a draw. + Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! 211 - They said "join the army". Not for this shit! + Tactical retreat! 212 - I regret nothing! + I've seen enough. 213 - Game over, man! + Nope, nope, nope. 214 - Let's be friends! + Run to the hills! 215 - Party's over! + Let's call it a draw. 216 - Violence is not an answer! + They said "join the army". Not for this shit! 217 - I'm too beautiful to die! + I regret nothing! 218 - Screw you guys, I'm going home! + Game over, man! 219 - Make love, not war! + Let's be friends! 220 - I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! + Party's over! 221 - Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! + Violence is not an answer! 222 - Aaaggh! + I'm too beautiful to die! 223 - I see red... + Screw you guys, I'm going home! 224 - Damn, I'm barely conscious. + Make love, not war! 225 - Ugh! + I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! 226 - This... hurts! + Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! 227 - You will regret... uhh... this. + Aaaggh! 228 - Crap! + I see red... 229 - What the...! + Damn, I'm barely conscious. 230 - Ouch! + Ugh! 231 - You fuck! + This... hurts! 232 - Oh, you piece of shit! + You will regret... uhh... this. 233 - Fuck, you'll pay for that! + Crap! 234 - You fucked with the wrong guy! + What the...! 235 - Now you have... pissed me off. + Ouch! 236 - It was nothing! + You fuck! 237 - I'm still here! + Oh, you piece of shit! 238 - Didn't feel a thing! + Fuck, you'll pay for that! 239 - Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! + You fucked with the wrong guy! 240 - Pain is just an illusion! + Now you have... pissed me off. 241 - Who do you think you are? + It was nothing! 242 - Oh, come on! + I'm still here! 243 - Why me?! + Didn't feel a thing! 244 - This hurts you more then it hurts me. + Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! 245 - I'm allergic to pain! + Pain is just an illusion! 246 - Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! + Who do you think you are? 247 - I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! + Oh, come on! 248 - Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! + Why me?! 249 - Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! + This hurts you more then it hurts me. 250 - Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! + I'm allergic to pain! 251 - Much Dust, Many Bullets! + Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! 252 - Get back on your Honda, and travel away! + I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! 253 - Forgive me, for I have sinned! + Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! 254 - Where's your God now?! + Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! 255 - Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! + Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! 256 - Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! + Much Dust, Many Bullets! 257 - Now that's an easy target! + Get back on your Honda, and travel away! 258 - Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... + Forgive me, for I have sinned! 259 - I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! + Where's your God now?! 260 - Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! + Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! 261 - Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! + Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! 262 - Who's that psycho chick? + Now that's an easy target! 263 - Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? + Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... 264 - Marry me! + I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! 265 - Pathetic! + Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 266 - Try again, I dare ya. + Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 267 - Don't make me go over there! + Who's that psycho chick? 268 - You've just made a big mistake! + Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? 269 - I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! + Marry me! 270 - You'll regret missing! + Pathetic! 271 - Who were you shootin' at? + Try again, I dare ya. 272 - Who learned you to shoot? + Don't make me go over there! 273 - You'll pay for that! + You've just made a big mistake! 274 - Son of a bitch! + I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! 275 - You suck! + You'll regret missing! 276 - Lame! + Who were you shootin' at? 277 - Are you even trying? + Who learned you to shoot? 278 - Ha, you wish! + You'll pay for that! 279 - Learn how to shoot, rookie! + Son of a bitch! 280 - In your dream! + You suck! 281 - I'm not impressed! + Lame! 282 - That ain't gonna happen. + Are you even trying? 283 - Booooo! + Ha, you wish! 284 - Children shouldn't play with guns! + Learn how to shoot, rookie! 285 - Nice try! + In your dream! 286 - My grandma's a better shot! + I'm not impressed! 287 - That shot was bad and you should feel bad! + That ain't gonna happen. 288 - Close enough. + Booooo! 289 - Can't touch this! + Children shouldn't play with guns! 290 - Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. + Nice try! 291 - Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! + My grandma's a better shot! 292 - Was close. + That shot was bad and you should feel bad! 293 - Try harder! + Close enough. 294 - Whew! + Can't touch this! 295 - Hell no! + Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. 296 - Maybe next time! + Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! 297 - Not today! + Was close. 298 - Close, but no cigar. + Try harder! 299 - That woke me up. + Whew! + + + 300 + Hell no! + + + 301 + Maybe next time! + + + 302 + Not today! + + + 303 + Close, but no cigar. + + + 304 + That woke me up. + + + 305 + You son of a bitch! + + + 306 + I will destroy you! + + + 307 + Dead or alive, you're coming with me. + + + 308 + I kick ass for the queen! + + + 309 + I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! + + + 322 + Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! + + + 327 + Is that the best you can do? + + + 328 + Your life is over, asshole! + + + 329 + Very pretty, but can you fight? + + + 330 + Howdy, pardner! + + + 331 + I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! + + + 332 + Viva la revolution! + + + 333 + Keep a place in hell for your queen! + + + 334 + Your move, creep! + + + 335 + Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... + + + 336 + Shit, shit, shit... + + + 337 + We're all gonna die. + + + 338 + God help me. + + + 339 + We're in some real pretty shit now! + + + 340 + It is no dream! This is really happening! + + + 341 + Goddamnit. + + + 342 + I got a bad feeling on this one. + + + 343 + It's a goddamn commando squad! + + + 344 + Why this shit always happens to me!? + + + 345 + I can't deal with this anymore + + + 346 + What the hell am I going to do now? + + + 347 + I should get the hell out of here! + + + 348 + Oh no, how could this happen? + + + 349 + I will not fight those bastards alone! + + + 350 + Where is the goddamn cavalry? + + + 351 + I am outta here. + + + 352 + Doctor is in! + + + 353 + Operation succesful! + + + 354 + I'll carve ya up like a chicken! + + + 355 + Bleed for me! + + + 356 + I can't believe they're paying me for that! + + + 357 + You taste like chicken! + + + 358 + You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! + + + 359 + Chop chop chop! + + + 360 + Fresh meat! + + + 361 + I'll drink your blood! + + + 362 + I'll gut you like a fish! + + + 363 + Let's see what's inside this pinata! + + + 364 + When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! + + + 365 + You could use some shave! + + + 366 + Don't worry, it's disinfected! + + + 367 + Show me what you've got! + + + 368 + Time for harakiri, asshole! + + + 369 + Hey, you've got untied shoelace! + + + 370 + There's a mustard on your shirt! + + + 371 + Mmmmmincemeat! + + + 372 + Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! + + + 373 + I'll break your every single bone! + + + 374 + Need a nose job? + + + 375 + Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! + + + 376 + See? Girls can fight too! + + + 377 + Girls power! + + + 378 + Aaand you're dead. + + + 379 + Next! + + + 380 + That's just a beginning, fuckers! + + + 381 + Time to loot a corpse, I guess. + + + 382 + Nice job getting yourself killed. + + + 383 + You OK? You look kinda... dead! + + + 384 + Another one to my collection. + + + 385 + You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. + + + 386 + That door revolved one time too many... + + + 387 + Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. + + + 388 + Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. + + + 389 + I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! + + + 390 + I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! + + + 391 + I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! + + + 392 + Pathetic. + + + 393 + Amateur. + + + 394 + Let this be a lesson for all of you! + + + 395 + You asked for it. + + + 396 + Your luck ran out. + + + 397 + Time to pay the piper! + + + 398 + Someone, go check his pulse. + + + 399 + Someone, go check her pulse. + + + 400 + Adios! + + + 401 + Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... + + + 402 + Serves you right, you slut! + + + 403 + In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. + + + 404 + Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. + + + 405 + Goodnight sweet prince. + + + 406 + OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. + + + 407 + OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. + + + 408 + Diagnosis: negative! + + + 409 + It didn't have end up like this.! + + + 410 + I think I'll skip a lunch today. + + + 411 + Hahaha! Fucking awesome! + + + 412 + Fuck yeah! I love this job! + + + 413 + It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. + + + 414 + Boom, head shot! + + + 415 + Wow! + + + 416 + Mind blown! + + + 417 + I wasn't even trying. + + + 418 + Did somebody take a picture? + + + 419 + Pop goes the zit! + + + 420 + I warned you about mexican food! + + + 421 + What can I say, I'm a better draw. + + + 422 + I'm gonna miss your cinematography... + + + 423 + Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. + + + 424 + Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! + + + 425 + No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! + + + 426 + Next time try shooting with open eyes! + + + 427 + Stop shaking! I can't hit you! + + + 428 + Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! + + + 429 + And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! + + + 430 + Couple? We're not married! + + + 431 + I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! + + + 432 + PX? What the fuck does it even mean? + + + 433 + No shit, Sherlock! + + + 434 + It will be one-way trip for you! + + + 435 + Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! + + + 436 + Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! + 1 + + + 437 + What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! + + + 438 + Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! + + + 439 + I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! + + + 440 + Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. + + + 441 + So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. + + + 442 + Indeed I do! + + + 443 + You know there's no such animal, right? + + + 444 + Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! + + + 445 + Trouble is my second name! + + + 446 + Like a bulldog! + + + 447 + You should be! + + + 448 + Your wish is my order! + + + 449 + Nobody ever does. + + + 450 + Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. + + + 451 + Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! + + + 452 + No, thank you! + + + 453 + Will see who's about to teach whom! + + + 454 + You're right! + + + 455 + You don't deserve a chance! + + + 456 + Horoscopes lie! + + + 457 + Ding dong! + + + 458 + It's still not too late! + + + 459 + We'll check ourselves! + + + 460 + Need bubbles, sir? + + + 461 + Did you just call me an ass!? + + + 462 + Whatever. + + + 463 + I didn't understand a single word! + + + 464 + It will only get closer! + + + 465 + I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. + + + 471 + You're the disease and I'm the cure. + + + 472 + I'm gonna blow your head off! + + + 473 + Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! + + + 475 + I eat Green Berets for breakfast! + + + 476 + You cowboys are finished! + + + 477 + Take this, you maggot! + + + 478 + I'm going to cut out your living guts! + + + 479 + Long live the queen! + + + 480 + Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! + + + 481 + Don't make me angry! + + + 482 + I must break you! + + + 484 + This is for the Queen! + + + 485 + The Queen says: Die! + + + 486 + Dying ain't much of a living, boy! + + + 487 + Dying ain't much of a living, girl! + + + 488 + Is that the best you can do? + + + 489 + Your life is over, asshole! + + + 490 + Very pretty, but can you fight? + + + 491 + Howdy, pardner! + + + 492 + I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! + + + 493 + Viva la revolution! + + + 494 + Your move, creep! + + + 495 + Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... + + + 496 + It's about to turn into full tournee! + + + 497 + "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? + + + 498 + As you wish! + + + 499 + Hey! I'm a lady! + + + 500 + I'll dig you one! Six feet under! + + + 501 + I guess there's no more room in hell... + + + 502 + Is this some kind of a joke? + + + 503 + They're coming to get us! + + + 504 + Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! + + + 505 + Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... + + + 506 + Really? I mean.. c'mon! + + + 507 + That's just fucked up! + + + 508 + What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? + + + 509 + Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! + + + 510 + I'll send you back to hell! + + + 511 + We'll need more paramedics! + + + 512 + Oh shit! It can smell my brain! + + + 513 + It's not zombie! He's infected! + + + 514 + Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... + + + 515 + It's alive! + + + 516 + Maybe it's friendly. + + + 517 + It's alive... ish. + + + 518 + Nothing's ever real until it's real. + + + 519 + They live! + + + 520 + There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... + + + 521 + I will not negotiate with undead! + + + 522 + So there IS a life after death! + + + 523 + Don't use the Z word! + + + 524 + Holy shit. Plot twist! + + + 525 + Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. + + + 526 + That's it, no more drugs for me. + + + 527 + I knew that movie was based on a true story! + + + 528 + You're one spooky motherfucker, man. + + + 529 + Oooh. Zombies. How original. + + + 530 + Zombie over here! + + + 531 + Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! + + + 532 + Undead! + + + 533 + This is a bad dream! + + + 534 + Blasphemy! + + + 535 + Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! + + + 536 + At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. + + + 537 + I'm scared to pieces! + + + 538 + It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. + + + 539 + It could be worse. They could be nazi! + + + 540 + Where's my lawnmower when I need it? + + + 541 + It's againt the nature, you freak! + + + 542 + Dead should stay dead. + + + 543 + Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. + + + 544 + No! I don't want to become one of you! + + + 545 + Stay away from my precious gray matter! + + + 546 + Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! + + + 547 + Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! + + + 548 + They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! + + + 549 + Not my face! My beautiful face! + + + 550 + The PAIN! + + + 551 + Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! + + + 552 + Does it hurt to be dead? + + + 553 + And stay dead! This time! + + + 554 + You're dead... again. + + + 555 + Rest in pieces! + + + 556 + If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. + + + 557 + Stay down! + + + 558 + Get back where you came from! + + + 559 + Zed is dead. + + + 560 + Yeah! See ya! + + + 561 + Punish! + + + 562 + Bingo! + + + 563 + I think you'll enjoy this. + + + 564 + I'll squash you like a bug! + + + 565 + Here comes Johnny! + + + 566 + Somebody call an ambulance! + + + 567 + My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! + + + 568 + Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! + + + 569 + OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! + + + 570 + Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! + + + 571 + Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? + + + 572 + Look what you've made me do... + + + 573 + Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! + + + 573 + Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! + + + 574 + Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! + + + 575 + Look who's come to the picnic! + + + 576 + You've got to be crazy to come here! + + + 577 + Now, you've got my attention! + + + 578 + You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! + + + 579 + You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! + + + 580 + Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... + + + 581 + Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! + + + 582 + How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! + + + 583 + You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? + + + 584 + Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... + + + 585 + Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! + + + 586 + Is that your best? + + + 587 + It's official: YOU SUCK! + + + 588 + You cannot hurt me! + + + 589 + Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? + + + 588 + I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! + + + 589 + Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! + + + 590 + Are you trying to piss me off? + + + 591 + Do you want to hurt me on purpose? + + + 592 + Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! + + + 593 + I'm going to beat the crap out of you! + + + 594 + If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! + + + 595 + That's it, you're fucking dead! + + + 596 + I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! + + + 597 + Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! + + + 598 + God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. + + + 599 + The army... I should have known better! + + + 600 + Coming here... What was I thinking? + + + 601 + I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. + + + 602 + No weapons! No friends! No hope! + + + 603 + If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... + + + 604 + HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! + + + 605 + Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! + + + 606 + Gee, whales can fight? + + + 607 + Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! + + + 608 + This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! + + + 609 + How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! + + + 610 + Over here, you morons! + + + 611 + Go to hell, Hellar! + + + 612 + Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? + + + 613 + It must be this time of the month! + + + 614 + Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! + + + 615 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 616 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 617 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 618 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 619 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 620 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 621 + Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? + + + 622 + Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? + + + 623 + Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! + + + 624 + Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! + + + 625 + Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! + + + 626 + OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! + + + 627 + Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. + + + 628 + Trust me. I'm a professional! + + + 629 + You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... + + + 630 + Nice boobs! Are these real? + + + 631 + You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? + + + 632 + Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. + + + 633 + Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! + + + 634 + You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! + + + 635 + I see you and now I can see through you! + + + 636 + Little enemies... little wounds! + + + 637 + I really hate needless violence. + + + 638 + Wow, you're even dumber than you look. + + + 639 + You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! + + + 640 + Were your parents siblings? + + + 641 + Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? + + + 642 + I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! + + + 643 + Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? + + + 643 + Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! + + + 644 + Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! + + + 645 + Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! + + + 646 + Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? + + + 647 + As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? + + + 648 + You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! + + + 649 + Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! + + + 650 + You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! + + + 651 + Guys, don't shoot the cushions! + + + 652 + It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! + + + 653 + How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? + + + 654 + How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? + + + 655 + Are you tryin' to make me look good? + + + 656 + Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! + + + 657 + Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! + + + 658 + Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? + + + 659 + Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? + + + 660 + Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? + + + 661 + Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? + + + 662 + Idiots! Idiots everywhere! + + + 663 + You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. + + + 664 + I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. + + + 665 + How's that karma tasting? Not so good? + + + 666 + Do you always take yourself so seriously? + + + 667 + Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. + + + 668 + Go bore someone else with your existence. + + + 669 + When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! + + + 670 + Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? + + + 671 + Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? + + + 672 + Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! + + + 673 + Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! + + + 674 + Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! + + + 675 + I'm scared to death! + + + 676 + Gee, that gave me goose bumps! + + + 677 + Speak of the devil! + + + 678 + Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! + + + 679 + OK, that was the last straw! + + + 680 + If I throw a stick, will you go away? + + + 681 + How can I miss you if you won't go away? + + + 682 + Hold my beer and watch this! + + + 683 + Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! + + + 684 + Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! + + + 685 + Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? + + + 686 + Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? + + + 687 + I thought your purpose was to die! + + + 688 + Hey, dickless! Over here! + + + 689 + Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? + + + 690 + Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! + + + 691 + Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? + + + 692 + Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? + + + 693 + Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? + + + 694 + Did your parents have any children that lived? + + + 695 + You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! + + + 696 + Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. + + + 697 + Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! + + + 698 + If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! + + + 699 + That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! + + + 700 + What? Hello? I can't hear anything! + + + 701 + Argh! My ears are bleeding! + + + 702 + What's this ringing? + + + 703 + Huh? It's all silent... + + + 704 + Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? + + + 705 + Fuck, my eyeballs! + + + 706 + I can't see shit! + + + 707 + Who turned off the light?! + + + 708 + Oh, my eyes! + + + 709 + Oh God, I'm blind! + + + 710 + Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! + + + 711 + Somebody help me! I can't see! + + + 712 + You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! + + + 713 + My eyes are on fire! + + + 714 + Cover me, I'm reloading! + + + 715 + I'm out, reloading! + + + 716 + I'm out, reloading! + + + 717 + Gotta reload! + + + 718 + Reloading! + + + 719 + I'm all out! + + + 720 + I'm running dry over here! + + + 721 + Need more ammo! + + + 722 + I'm out of bullets! + + + 723 + I'm leaking! + + + 724 + I'm bleeding! + + + 725 + Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! + + + 726 + Mmmm... blood. + + + 727 + I need medical attention! + + + 728 + I'm spilling blood! + + + 729 + I... can't... catch a breath... + + + 730 + My... lungs... + + + 731 + Gas! Oh... + + + 732 + I can't breath! + + + 733 + It burns! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir-languages/Russian_Version/Data/TableData/Russian.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/Russian_Version/Data/TableData/Russian.EnemyTaunts.xml index ee39e9f8e..8a7b6f7f5 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/Russian_Version/Data/TableData/Russian.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/Russian_Version/Data/TableData/Russian.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ - + 0 @@ -26,7 +26,7 @@ 6 - Die! + Die! 7 @@ -38,7 +38,7 @@ 9 - Eat shit and die! + Eat shit and die! 10 @@ -54,7 +54,7 @@ 13 - I'll chop your balls off! + I'll chop your balls off! 14 @@ -66,7 +66,7 @@ 16 - Hey, wanna play? + Hey, wanna play? 17 @@ -86,7 +86,7 @@ 21 - Die, vermin! + Die, vermin! 22 @@ -94,7 +94,7 @@ 23 - Dance for me! + Dance for me! 24 @@ -102,7 +102,7 @@ 25 - Dakka-dakka-dakka! + Dakka-dakka-dakka! 26 @@ -114,7 +114,7 @@ 28 - Kneel before me, loser! + Kneel before me, loser! 29 @@ -130,11 +130,11 @@ 32 - You fucked with the wrong man! + You fucked with the wrong man! 33 - You fucked with the wrong woman! + You fucked with the wrong woman! 34 @@ -150,7 +150,7 @@ 37 - That's right! + That's right! 38 @@ -162,7 +162,7 @@ 40 - You had it coming! + You had it coming! 41 @@ -174,7 +174,7 @@ 43 - Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! + Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! 44 @@ -190,7 +190,7 @@ 47 - Suck it down! + Suck it down! 48 @@ -210,7 +210,7 @@ 52 - Hahaha! + Hahaha! 53 @@ -226,7 +226,7 @@ 56 - Hell yeah! + Hell yeah! 57 @@ -242,7 +242,7 @@ 60 - Watch and learn. + Watch and learn. 61 @@ -254,7 +254,7 @@ 63 - Didn't see THAT coming, ha? + Didn't see THAT coming, ha? 64 @@ -262,15 +262,15 @@ 65 - I always wanted to do this. + I always wanted to do this. 66 - Peace through power! + Peace through power! 67 - This job ain't that bad. + This job ain't that bad. 68 @@ -286,7 +286,7 @@ 71 - There goes the neighborhood! + There goes the neighborhood! 72 @@ -298,7 +298,7 @@ 74 - Come to papa. + Come to papa. 75 @@ -306,7 +306,7 @@ 76 - I'll rip you to pieces! + I'll rip you to pieces! 77 @@ -314,7 +314,7 @@ 78 - I can smell your fear! + I can smell your fear! 79 @@ -322,11 +322,11 @@ 80 - I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! + I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! 81 - Chaaarge! + Chaaarge! 82 @@ -334,7 +334,7 @@ 83 - Your ass is mine! + Your ass is mine! 84 @@ -358,7 +358,7 @@ 89 - Ready or not, here I come! + Ready or not, here I come! 90 @@ -374,11 +374,11 @@ 93 - You don't leave me a choice! + You don't leave me a choice! 94 - I'll kill you! + I'll kill you! 95 @@ -406,7 +406,7 @@ 101 - I promise it won't hurt... much. + I promise it won't hurt... much. 102 @@ -422,11 +422,11 @@ 105 - Here ya go! + Here ya go! 106 - Pop goes the weasel. + Pop goes the weasel. 107 @@ -458,7 +458,7 @@ 114 - Here's a token of my gratitude! + Here's a token of my gratitude! 115 @@ -478,7 +478,7 @@ 119 - Take cover! + Take cover! 120 @@ -494,710 +494,2380 @@ 123 - They're here! + Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! + 1 124 - Now the fun can start! + Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. + 1 125 - I've waited for this looong time. + Can someone check out these noises? + 1 + 1 126 - Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! + Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. + 1 + 1 127 - They have no idea what they are in for... + Let me guess, another false alarm. + 1 + 1 128 - Everyone get ready! + They're here! + 1 129 - Killing time! + Now the fun can start! 130 - I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! + I've waited for this looong time. 131 - Finally! Some carnage! + Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! 132 - Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! + They have no idea what they are in for... 133 - Finally, my training will pay off. + Everyone get ready! 134 - Everybody, wake up! + Killing time! 135 - Time to earn my paycheck... + I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! 136 - Now I'll be able to prove myself. + Finally! Some carnage! 137 - We have tactical advantage! + Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! 138 - Maybe I'll get a medal! + Finally, my training will pay off. 139 - We're under attack! + Everybody, wake up! 140 - Oh, ain't that just great? + Time to earn my paycheck... 141 - Can't guy get a nap around here? + Now I'll be able to prove myself. 142 - Enemy attack. That's something new. + We have tactical advantage! 143 - Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. + Maybe I'll get a medal! 144 - I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. + We're under attack! 145 - Fantastic. + Oh, ain't that just great? 146 - "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. + Can't guy get a nap around here? 147 - Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! + Enemy attack. That's something new. 148 - Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. + Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. 149 - Take positions! + I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. 150 - I hoped this would never happen... + Fantastic. 151 - Fire at will! + "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. 152 - It was bound to happen eventually. + Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! 153 - I heard that! + Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. 154 - Who's there? + Take positions! 155 - What was that? + I hoped this would never happen... 156 - Hey! What the... + Fire at will! 157 - Show yourself! + It was bound to happen eventually. 158 - I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! + I heard that! 159 - What the hell was that? + Who's there? 160 - I'm not deaf, you know? + What was that? 161 - Hey! + Hey! What the... 162 - Come out, coward! + Show yourself! 163 - Hey! Who's making all that racket? + I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! 164 - Just show yourself, wherever you are! + What the hell was that? 165 - Hey! I've heard something suspicious! + I'm not deaf, you know? 166 - Anybody there? + Hey! 167 - Shoulda check it out. + Come out, coward! 168 - Is someone being clever? + Hey! Who's making all that racket? 169 - Strange noises... + Just show yourself, wherever you are! 170 - Can someone else check it out, please? + Hey! I've heard something suspicious! 171 - It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! + Anybody there? 172 - Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. + Shoulda check it out. 173 - Da'ffff...! + Is someone being clever? 174 - Big mistake! + Strange noises... 175 - Holy crap! + Can someone else check it out, please? 176 - Enemy! + It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! 177 - Enemy!!! + Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. 178 - Alert! Alert! + Da'ffff...! 179 - There is one! + Big mistake! 180 - Intruders! + Holy crap! 181 - We've got company! + Enemy! 182 - Prepare to suffer! + Enemy!!! 183 - Holy shit! + Alert! Alert! 184 - Oh, hi. + There is one! 185 - I spy with my little eye! + Intruders! 186 - I have a sigthing! + We've got company! 187 - Enemy forces! + Prepare to suffer! 188 - Enemy detected! + Holy shit! 189 - Enemy over here! + Oh, hi. 190 - We're in some real shit... + I spy with my little eye! 191 - It was all part of my plan! + I have a sigthing! 192 - I've had enough! + Enemy forces! 193 - Oh my God! + Enemy detected! 194 - They ain't paying us enough for this shit... + Enemy over here! 195 - When did things go so wrong? + We're in some real shit... 196 - I'll be back! With friends! + It was all part of my plan! 197 - You'll pay for that... the other day! + I've had enough! 198 - You're not playing fair! + Oh my God! 199 - Don't think you I will forgive ya! + They ain't paying us enough for this shit... 200 - Mommy! + When did things go so wrong? 201 - I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! + I'll be back! With friends! 202 - I'll leave you alive... for now. - + You'll pay for that... the other day! + 203 - Enough is enough! + You're not playing fair! 204 - Screw this! I'm outta here! + Don't think you I will forgive ya! 205 - Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! + Mommy! 206 - Tactical retreat! + I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! 207 - I've seen enough. + I'll leave you alive... for now. 208 - Nope, nope, nope. + Enough is enough! 209 - Run to the hills! + Screw this! I'm outta here! 210 - Let's call it a draw. + Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! 211 - They said "join the army". Not for this shit! + Tactical retreat! 212 - I regret nothing! + I've seen enough. 213 - Game over, man! + Nope, nope, nope. 214 - Let's be friends! + Run to the hills! 215 - Party's over! + Let's call it a draw. 216 - Violence is not an answer! + They said "join the army". Not for this shit! 217 - I'm too beautiful to die! + I regret nothing! 218 - Screw you guys, I'm going home! + Game over, man! 219 - Make love, not war! + Let's be friends! 220 - I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! + Party's over! 221 - Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! + Violence is not an answer! 222 - Aaaggh! + I'm too beautiful to die! 223 - I see red... + Screw you guys, I'm going home! 224 - Damn, I'm barely conscious. + Make love, not war! 225 - Ugh! + I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! 226 - This... hurts! + Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! 227 - You will regret... uhh... this. + Aaaggh! 228 - Crap! + I see red... 229 - What the...! + Damn, I'm barely conscious. 230 - Ouch! + Ugh! 231 - You fuck! + This... hurts! 232 - Oh, you piece of shit! + You will regret... uhh... this. 233 - Fuck, you'll pay for that! + Crap! 234 - You fucked with the wrong guy! + What the...! 235 - Now you have... pissed me off. + Ouch! 236 - It was nothing! + You fuck! 237 - I'm still here! + Oh, you piece of shit! 238 - Didn't feel a thing! + Fuck, you'll pay for that! 239 - Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! + You fucked with the wrong guy! 240 - Pain is just an illusion! + Now you have... pissed me off. 241 - Who do you think you are? + It was nothing! 242 - Oh, come on! + I'm still here! 243 - Why me?! + Didn't feel a thing! 244 - This hurts you more then it hurts me. + Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! 245 - I'm allergic to pain! + Pain is just an illusion! 246 - Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! + Who do you think you are? 247 - I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! + Oh, come on! 248 - Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! + Why me?! 249 - Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! + This hurts you more then it hurts me. 250 - Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! + I'm allergic to pain! 251 - Much Dust, Many Bullets! + Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! 252 - Get back on your Honda, and travel away! + I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! 253 - Forgive me, for I have sinned! + Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! 254 - Where's your God now?! + Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! 255 - Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! + Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! 256 - Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! + Much Dust, Many Bullets! 257 - Now that's an easy target! + Get back on your Honda, and travel away! 258 - Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... + Forgive me, for I have sinned! 259 - I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! + Where's your God now?! 260 - Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! + Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! 261 - Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! + Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! 262 - Who's that psycho chick? + Now that's an easy target! 263 - Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? + Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... 264 - Marry me! + I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! 265 - Pathetic! + Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 266 - Try again, I dare ya. + Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 267 - Don't make me go over there! + Who's that psycho chick? 268 - You've just made a big mistake! + Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? 269 - I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! + Marry me! 270 - You'll regret missing! + Pathetic! 271 - Who were you shootin' at? + Try again, I dare ya. 272 - Who learned you to shoot? + Don't make me go over there! 273 - You'll pay for that! + You've just made a big mistake! 274 - Son of a bitch! + I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! 275 - You suck! + You'll regret missing! 276 - Lame! + Who were you shootin' at? 277 - Are you even trying? + Who learned you to shoot? 278 - Ha, you wish! + You'll pay for that! 279 - Learn how to shoot, rookie! + Son of a bitch! 280 - In your dream! + You suck! 281 - I'm not impressed! + Lame! 282 - That ain't gonna happen. + Are you even trying? 283 - Booooo! + Ha, you wish! 284 - Children shouldn't play with guns! + Learn how to shoot, rookie! 285 - Nice try! + In your dream! 286 - My grandma's a better shot! + I'm not impressed! 287 - That shot was bad and you should feel bad! + That ain't gonna happen. 288 - Close enough. + Booooo! 289 - Can't touch this! + Children shouldn't play with guns! 290 - Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. + Nice try! 291 - Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! + My grandma's a better shot! 292 - Was close. + That shot was bad and you should feel bad! 293 - Try harder! + Close enough. 294 - Whew! + Can't touch this! 295 - Hell no! + Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. 296 - Maybe next time! + Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! 297 - Not today! + Was close. 298 - Close, but no cigar. + Try harder! 299 - That woke me up. + Whew! + + + 300 + Hell no! + + + 301 + Maybe next time! + + + 302 + Not today! + + + 303 + Close, but no cigar. + + + 304 + That woke me up. + + + 305 + You son of a bitch! + + + 306 + I will destroy you! + + + 307 + Dead or alive, you're coming with me. + + + 308 + I kick ass for the queen! + + + 309 + I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! + + + 322 + Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! + + + 327 + Is that the best you can do? + + + 328 + Your life is over, asshole! + + + 329 + Very pretty, but can you fight? + + + 330 + Howdy, pardner! + + + 331 + I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! + + + 332 + Viva la revolution! + + + 333 + Keep a place in hell for your queen! + + + 334 + Your move, creep! + + + 335 + Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... + + + 336 + Shit, shit, shit... + + + 337 + We're all gonna die. + + + 338 + God help me. + + + 339 + We're in some real pretty shit now! + + + 340 + It is no dream! This is really happening! + + + 341 + Goddamnit. + + + 342 + I got a bad feeling on this one. + + + 343 + It's a goddamn commando squad! + + + 344 + Why this shit always happens to me!? + + + 345 + I can't deal with this anymore + + + 346 + What the hell am I going to do now? + + + 347 + I should get the hell out of here! + + + 348 + Oh no, how could this happen? + + + 349 + I will not fight those bastards alone! + + + 350 + Where is the goddamn cavalry? + + + 351 + I am outta here. + + + 352 + Doctor is in! + + + 353 + Operation succesful! + + + 354 + I'll carve ya up like a chicken! + + + 355 + Bleed for me! + + + 356 + I can't believe they're paying me for that! + + + 357 + You taste like chicken! + + + 358 + You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! + + + 359 + Chop chop chop! + + + 360 + Fresh meat! + + + 361 + I'll drink your blood! + + + 362 + I'll gut you like a fish! + + + 363 + Let's see what's inside this pinata! + + + 364 + When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! + + + 365 + You could use some shave! + + + 366 + Don't worry, it's disinfected! + + + 367 + Show me what you've got! + + + 368 + Time for harakiri, asshole! + + + 369 + Hey, you've got untied shoelace! + + + 370 + There's a mustard on your shirt! + + + 371 + Mmmmmincemeat! + + + 372 + Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! + + + 373 + I'll break your every single bone! + + + 374 + Need a nose job? + + + 375 + Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! + + + 376 + See? Girls can fight too! + + + 377 + Girls power! + + + 378 + Aaand you're dead. + + + 379 + Next! + + + 380 + That's just a beginning, fuckers! + + + 381 + Time to loot a corpse, I guess. + + + 382 + Nice job getting yourself killed. + + + 383 + You OK? You look kinda... dead! + + + 384 + Another one to my collection. + + + 385 + You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. + + + 386 + That door revolved one time too many... + + + 387 + Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. + + + 388 + Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. + + + 389 + I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! + + + 390 + I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! + + + 391 + I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! + + + 392 + Pathetic. + + + 393 + Amateur. + + + 394 + Let this be a lesson for all of you! + + + 395 + You asked for it. + + + 396 + Your luck ran out. + + + 397 + Time to pay the piper! + + + 398 + Someone, go check his pulse. + + + 399 + Someone, go check her pulse. + + + 400 + Adios! + + + 401 + Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... + + + 402 + Serves you right, you slut! + + + 403 + In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. + + + 404 + Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. + + + 405 + Goodnight sweet prince. + + + 406 + OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. + + + 407 + OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. + + + 408 + Diagnosis: negative! + + + 409 + It didn't have end up like this.! + + + 410 + I think I'll skip a lunch today. + + + 411 + Hahaha! Fucking awesome! + + + 412 + Fuck yeah! I love this job! + + + 413 + It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. + + + 414 + Boom, head shot! + + + 415 + Wow! + + + 416 + Mind blown! + + + 417 + I wasn't even trying. + + + 418 + Did somebody take a picture? + + + 419 + Pop goes the zit! + + + 420 + I warned you about mexican food! + + + 421 + What can I say, I'm a better draw. + + + 422 + I'm gonna miss your cinematography... + + + 423 + Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. + + + 424 + Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! + + + 425 + No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! + + + 426 + Next time try shooting with open eyes! + + + 427 + Stop shaking! I can't hit you! + + + 428 + Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! + + + 429 + And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! + + + 430 + Couple? We're not married! + + + 431 + I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! + + + 432 + PX? What the fuck does it even mean? + + + 433 + No shit, Sherlock! + + + 434 + It will be one-way trip for you! + + + 435 + Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! + + + 436 + Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! + 1 + + + 437 + What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! + + + 438 + Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! + + + 439 + I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! + + + 440 + Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. + + + 441 + So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. + + + 442 + Indeed I do! + + + 443 + You know there's no such animal, right? + + + 444 + Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! + + + 445 + Trouble is my second name! + + + 446 + Like a bulldog! + + + 447 + You should be! + + + 448 + Your wish is my order! + + + 449 + Nobody ever does. + + + 450 + Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. + + + 451 + Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! + + + 452 + No, thank you! + + + 453 + Will see who's about to teach whom! + + + 454 + You're right! + + + 455 + You don't deserve a chance! + + + 456 + Horoscopes lie! + + + 457 + Ding dong! + + + 458 + It's still not too late! + + + 459 + We'll check ourselves! + + + 460 + Need bubbles, sir? + + + 461 + Did you just call me an ass!? + + + 462 + Whatever. + + + 463 + I didn't understand a single word! + + + 464 + It will only get closer! + + + 465 + I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. + + + 471 + You're the disease and I'm the cure. + + + 472 + I'm gonna blow your head off! + + + 473 + Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! + + + 475 + I eat Green Berets for breakfast! + + + 476 + You cowboys are finished! + + + 477 + Take this, you maggot! + + + 478 + I'm going to cut out your living guts! + + + 479 + Long live the queen! + + + 480 + Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! + + + 481 + Don't make me angry! + + + 482 + I must break you! + + + 484 + This is for the Queen! + + + 485 + The Queen says: Die! + + + 486 + Dying ain't much of a living, boy! + + + 487 + Dying ain't much of a living, girl! + + + 488 + Is that the best you can do? + + + 489 + Your life is over, asshole! + + + 490 + Very pretty, but can you fight? + + + 491 + Howdy, pardner! + + + 492 + I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! + + + 493 + Viva la revolution! + + + 494 + Your move, creep! + + + 495 + Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... + + + 496 + It's about to turn into full tournee! + + + 497 + "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? + + + 498 + As you wish! + + + 499 + Hey! I'm a lady! + + + 500 + I'll dig you one! Six feet under! + + + 501 + I guess there's no more room in hell... + + + 502 + Is this some kind of a joke? + + + 503 + They're coming to get us! + + + 504 + Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! + + + 505 + Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... + + + 506 + Really? I mean.. c'mon! + + + 507 + That's just fucked up! + + + 508 + What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? + + + 509 + Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! + + + 510 + I'll send you back to hell! + + + 511 + We'll need more paramedics! + + + 512 + Oh shit! It can smell my brain! + + + 513 + It's not zombie! He's infected! + + + 514 + Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... + + + 515 + It's alive! + + + 516 + Maybe it's friendly. + + + 517 + It's alive... ish. + + + 518 + Nothing's ever real until it's real. + + + 519 + They live! + + + 520 + There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... + + + 521 + I will not negotiate with undead! + + + 522 + So there IS a life after death! + + + 523 + Don't use the Z word! + + + 524 + Holy shit. Plot twist! + + + 525 + Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. + + + 526 + That's it, no more drugs for me. + + + 527 + I knew that movie was based on a true story! + + + 528 + You're one spooky motherfucker, man. + + + 529 + Oooh. Zombies. How original. + + + 530 + Zombie over here! + + + 531 + Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! + + + 532 + Undead! + + + 533 + This is a bad dream! + + + 534 + Blasphemy! + + + 535 + Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! + + + 536 + At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. + + + 537 + I'm scared to pieces! + + + 538 + It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. + + + 539 + It could be worse. They could be nazi! + + + 540 + Where's my lawnmower when I need it? + + + 541 + It's againt the nature, you freak! + + + 542 + Dead should stay dead. + + + 543 + Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. + + + 544 + No! I don't want to become one of you! + + + 545 + Stay away from my precious gray matter! + + + 546 + Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! + + + 547 + Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! + + + 548 + They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! + + + 549 + Not my face! My beautiful face! + + + 550 + The PAIN! + + + 551 + Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! + + + 552 + Does it hurt to be dead? + + + 553 + And stay dead! This time! + + + 554 + You're dead... again. + + + 555 + Rest in pieces! + + + 556 + If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. + + + 557 + Stay down! + + + 558 + Get back where you came from! + + + 559 + Zed is dead. + + + 560 + Yeah! See ya! + + + 561 + Punish! + + + 562 + Bingo! + + + 563 + I think you'll enjoy this. + + + 564 + I'll squash you like a bug! + + + 565 + Here comes Johnny! + + + 566 + Somebody call an ambulance! + + + 567 + My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! + + + 568 + Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! + + + 569 + OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! + + + 570 + Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! + + + 571 + Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? + + + 572 + Look what you've made me do... + + + 573 + Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! + + + 573 + Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! + + + 574 + Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! + + + 575 + Look who's come to the picnic! + + + 576 + You've got to be crazy to come here! + + + 577 + Now, you've got my attention! + + + 578 + You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! + + + 579 + You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! + + + 580 + Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... + + + 581 + Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! + + + 582 + How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! + + + 583 + You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? + + + 584 + Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... + + + 585 + Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! + + + 586 + Is that your best? + + + 587 + It's official: YOU SUCK! + + + 588 + You cannot hurt me! + + + 589 + Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? + + + 588 + I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! + + + 589 + Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! + + + 590 + Are you trying to piss me off? + + + 591 + Do you want to hurt me on purpose? + + + 592 + Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! + + + 593 + I'm going to beat the crap out of you! + + + 594 + If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! + + + 595 + That's it, you're fucking dead! + + + 596 + I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! + + + 597 + Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! + + + 598 + God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. + + + 599 + The army... I should have known better! + + + 600 + Coming here... What was I thinking? + + + 601 + I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. + + + 602 + No weapons! No friends! No hope! + + + 603 + If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... + + + 604 + HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! + + + 605 + Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! + + + 606 + Gee, whales can fight? + + + 607 + Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! + + + 608 + This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! + + + 609 + How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! + + + 610 + Over here, you morons! + + + 611 + Go to hell, Hellar! + + + 612 + Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? + + + 613 + It must be this time of the month! + + + 614 + Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! + + + 615 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 616 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 617 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 618 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 619 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 620 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 621 + Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? + + + 622 + Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? + + + 623 + Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! + + + 624 + Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! + + + 625 + Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! + + + 626 + OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! + + + 627 + Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. + + + 628 + Trust me. I'm a professional! + + + 629 + You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... + + + 630 + Nice boobs! Are these real? + + + 631 + You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? + + + 632 + Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. + + + 633 + Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! + + + 634 + You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! + + + 635 + I see you and now I can see through you! + + + 636 + Little enemies... little wounds! + + + 637 + I really hate needless violence. + + + 638 + Wow, you're even dumber than you look. + + + 639 + You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! + + + 640 + Were your parents siblings? + + + 641 + Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? + + + 642 + I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! + + + 643 + Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? + + + 643 + Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! + + + 644 + Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! + + + 645 + Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! + + + 646 + Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? + + + 647 + As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? + + + 648 + You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! + + + 649 + Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! + + + 650 + You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! + + + 651 + Guys, don't shoot the cushions! + + + 652 + It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! + + + 653 + How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? + + + 654 + How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? + + + 655 + Are you tryin' to make me look good? + + + 656 + Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! + + + 657 + Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! + + + 658 + Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? + + + 659 + Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? + + + 660 + Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? + + + 661 + Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? + + + 662 + Idiots! Idiots everywhere! + + + 663 + You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. + + + 664 + I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. + + + 665 + How's that karma tasting? Not so good? + + + 666 + Do you always take yourself so seriously? + + + 667 + Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. + + + 668 + Go bore someone else with your existence. + + + 669 + When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! + + + 670 + Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? + + + 671 + Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? + + + 672 + Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! + + + 673 + Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! + + + 674 + Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! + + + 675 + I'm scared to death! + + + 676 + Gee, that gave me goose bumps! + + + 677 + Speak of the devil! + + + 678 + Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! + + + 679 + OK, that was the last straw! + + + 680 + If I throw a stick, will you go away? + + + 681 + How can I miss you if you won't go away? + + + 682 + Hold my beer and watch this! + + + 683 + Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! + + + 684 + Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! + + + 685 + Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? + + + 686 + Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? + + + 687 + I thought your purpose was to die! + + + 688 + Hey, dickless! Over here! + + + 689 + Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? + + + 690 + Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! + + + 691 + Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? + + + 692 + Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? + + + 693 + Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? + + + 694 + Did your parents have any children that lived? + + + 695 + You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! + + + 696 + Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. + + + 697 + Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! + + + 698 + If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! + + + 699 + That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! + + + 700 + What? Hello? I can't hear anything! + + + 701 + Argh! My ears are bleeding! + + + 702 + What's this ringing? + + + 703 + Huh? It's all silent... + + + 704 + Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? + + + 705 + Fuck, my eyeballs! + + + 706 + I can't see shit! + + + 707 + Who turned off the light?! + + + 708 + Oh, my eyes! + + + 709 + Oh God, I'm blind! + + + 710 + Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! + + + 711 + Somebody help me! I can't see! + + + 712 + You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! + + + 713 + My eyes are on fire! + + + 714 + Cover me, I'm reloading! + + + 715 + I'm out, reloading! + + + 716 + I'm out, reloading! + + + 717 + Gotta reload! + + + 718 + Reloading! + + + 719 + I'm all out! + + + 720 + I'm running dry over here! + + + 721 + Need more ammo! + + + 722 + I'm out of bullets! + + + 723 + I'm leaking! + + + 724 + I'm bleeding! + + + 725 + Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! + + + 726 + Mmmm... blood. + + + 727 + I need medical attention! + + + 728 + I'm spilling blood! + + + 729 + I... can't... catch a breath... + + + 730 + My... lungs... + + + 731 + Gas! Oh... + + + 732 + I can't breath! + + + 733 + It burns! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir-languages/Taiwanese_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Taiwanese.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/Taiwanese_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Taiwanese.EnemyTaunts.xml index ee39e9f8e..8a7b6f7f5 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/Taiwanese_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Taiwanese.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/Taiwanese_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Taiwanese.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ - + 0 @@ -26,7 +26,7 @@ 6 - Die! + Die! 7 @@ -38,7 +38,7 @@ 9 - Eat shit and die! + Eat shit and die! 10 @@ -54,7 +54,7 @@ 13 - I'll chop your balls off! + I'll chop your balls off! 14 @@ -66,7 +66,7 @@ 16 - Hey, wanna play? + Hey, wanna play? 17 @@ -86,7 +86,7 @@ 21 - Die, vermin! + Die, vermin! 22 @@ -94,7 +94,7 @@ 23 - Dance for me! + Dance for me! 24 @@ -102,7 +102,7 @@ 25 - Dakka-dakka-dakka! + Dakka-dakka-dakka! 26 @@ -114,7 +114,7 @@ 28 - Kneel before me, loser! + Kneel before me, loser! 29 @@ -130,11 +130,11 @@ 32 - You fucked with the wrong man! + You fucked with the wrong man! 33 - You fucked with the wrong woman! + You fucked with the wrong woman! 34 @@ -150,7 +150,7 @@ 37 - That's right! + That's right! 38 @@ -162,7 +162,7 @@ 40 - You had it coming! + You had it coming! 41 @@ -174,7 +174,7 @@ 43 - Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! + Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! 44 @@ -190,7 +190,7 @@ 47 - Suck it down! + Suck it down! 48 @@ -210,7 +210,7 @@ 52 - Hahaha! + Hahaha! 53 @@ -226,7 +226,7 @@ 56 - Hell yeah! + Hell yeah! 57 @@ -242,7 +242,7 @@ 60 - Watch and learn. + Watch and learn. 61 @@ -254,7 +254,7 @@ 63 - Didn't see THAT coming, ha? + Didn't see THAT coming, ha? 64 @@ -262,15 +262,15 @@ 65 - I always wanted to do this. + I always wanted to do this. 66 - Peace through power! + Peace through power! 67 - This job ain't that bad. + This job ain't that bad. 68 @@ -286,7 +286,7 @@ 71 - There goes the neighborhood! + There goes the neighborhood! 72 @@ -298,7 +298,7 @@ 74 - Come to papa. + Come to papa. 75 @@ -306,7 +306,7 @@ 76 - I'll rip you to pieces! + I'll rip you to pieces! 77 @@ -314,7 +314,7 @@ 78 - I can smell your fear! + I can smell your fear! 79 @@ -322,11 +322,11 @@ 80 - I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! + I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! 81 - Chaaarge! + Chaaarge! 82 @@ -334,7 +334,7 @@ 83 - Your ass is mine! + Your ass is mine! 84 @@ -358,7 +358,7 @@ 89 - Ready or not, here I come! + Ready or not, here I come! 90 @@ -374,11 +374,11 @@ 93 - You don't leave me a choice! + You don't leave me a choice! 94 - I'll kill you! + I'll kill you! 95 @@ -406,7 +406,7 @@ 101 - I promise it won't hurt... much. + I promise it won't hurt... much. 102 @@ -422,11 +422,11 @@ 105 - Here ya go! + Here ya go! 106 - Pop goes the weasel. + Pop goes the weasel. 107 @@ -458,7 +458,7 @@ 114 - Here's a token of my gratitude! + Here's a token of my gratitude! 115 @@ -478,7 +478,7 @@ 119 - Take cover! + Take cover! 120 @@ -494,710 +494,2380 @@ 123 - They're here! + Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! + 1 124 - Now the fun can start! + Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. + 1 125 - I've waited for this looong time. + Can someone check out these noises? + 1 + 1 126 - Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! + Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. + 1 + 1 127 - They have no idea what they are in for... + Let me guess, another false alarm. + 1 + 1 128 - Everyone get ready! + They're here! + 1 129 - Killing time! + Now the fun can start! 130 - I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! + I've waited for this looong time. 131 - Finally! Some carnage! + Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! 132 - Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! + They have no idea what they are in for... 133 - Finally, my training will pay off. + Everyone get ready! 134 - Everybody, wake up! + Killing time! 135 - Time to earn my paycheck... + I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! 136 - Now I'll be able to prove myself. + Finally! Some carnage! 137 - We have tactical advantage! + Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! 138 - Maybe I'll get a medal! + Finally, my training will pay off. 139 - We're under attack! + Everybody, wake up! 140 - Oh, ain't that just great? + Time to earn my paycheck... 141 - Can't guy get a nap around here? + Now I'll be able to prove myself. 142 - Enemy attack. That's something new. + We have tactical advantage! 143 - Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. + Maybe I'll get a medal! 144 - I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. + We're under attack! 145 - Fantastic. + Oh, ain't that just great? 146 - "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. + Can't guy get a nap around here? 147 - Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! + Enemy attack. That's something new. 148 - Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. + Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. 149 - Take positions! + I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. 150 - I hoped this would never happen... + Fantastic. 151 - Fire at will! + "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. 152 - It was bound to happen eventually. + Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! 153 - I heard that! + Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. 154 - Who's there? + Take positions! 155 - What was that? + I hoped this would never happen... 156 - Hey! What the... + Fire at will! 157 - Show yourself! + It was bound to happen eventually. 158 - I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! + I heard that! 159 - What the hell was that? + Who's there? 160 - I'm not deaf, you know? + What was that? 161 - Hey! + Hey! What the... 162 - Come out, coward! + Show yourself! 163 - Hey! Who's making all that racket? + I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! 164 - Just show yourself, wherever you are! + What the hell was that? 165 - Hey! I've heard something suspicious! + I'm not deaf, you know? 166 - Anybody there? + Hey! 167 - Shoulda check it out. + Come out, coward! 168 - Is someone being clever? + Hey! Who's making all that racket? 169 - Strange noises... + Just show yourself, wherever you are! 170 - Can someone else check it out, please? + Hey! I've heard something suspicious! 171 - It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! + Anybody there? 172 - Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. + Shoulda check it out. 173 - Da'ffff...! + Is someone being clever? 174 - Big mistake! + Strange noises... 175 - Holy crap! + Can someone else check it out, please? 176 - Enemy! + It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! 177 - Enemy!!! + Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. 178 - Alert! Alert! + Da'ffff...! 179 - There is one! + Big mistake! 180 - Intruders! + Holy crap! 181 - We've got company! + Enemy! 182 - Prepare to suffer! + Enemy!!! 183 - Holy shit! + Alert! Alert! 184 - Oh, hi. + There is one! 185 - I spy with my little eye! + Intruders! 186 - I have a sigthing! + We've got company! 187 - Enemy forces! + Prepare to suffer! 188 - Enemy detected! + Holy shit! 189 - Enemy over here! + Oh, hi. 190 - We're in some real shit... + I spy with my little eye! 191 - It was all part of my plan! + I have a sigthing! 192 - I've had enough! + Enemy forces! 193 - Oh my God! + Enemy detected! 194 - They ain't paying us enough for this shit... + Enemy over here! 195 - When did things go so wrong? + We're in some real shit... 196 - I'll be back! With friends! + It was all part of my plan! 197 - You'll pay for that... the other day! + I've had enough! 198 - You're not playing fair! + Oh my God! 199 - Don't think you I will forgive ya! + They ain't paying us enough for this shit... 200 - Mommy! + When did things go so wrong? 201 - I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! + I'll be back! With friends! 202 - I'll leave you alive... for now. - + You'll pay for that... the other day! + 203 - Enough is enough! + You're not playing fair! 204 - Screw this! I'm outta here! + Don't think you I will forgive ya! 205 - Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! + Mommy! 206 - Tactical retreat! + I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! 207 - I've seen enough. + I'll leave you alive... for now. 208 - Nope, nope, nope. + Enough is enough! 209 - Run to the hills! + Screw this! I'm outta here! 210 - Let's call it a draw. + Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! 211 - They said "join the army". Not for this shit! + Tactical retreat! 212 - I regret nothing! + I've seen enough. 213 - Game over, man! + Nope, nope, nope. 214 - Let's be friends! + Run to the hills! 215 - Party's over! + Let's call it a draw. 216 - Violence is not an answer! + They said "join the army". Not for this shit! 217 - I'm too beautiful to die! + I regret nothing! 218 - Screw you guys, I'm going home! + Game over, man! 219 - Make love, not war! + Let's be friends! 220 - I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! + Party's over! 221 - Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! + Violence is not an answer! 222 - Aaaggh! + I'm too beautiful to die! 223 - I see red... + Screw you guys, I'm going home! 224 - Damn, I'm barely conscious. + Make love, not war! 225 - Ugh! + I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! 226 - This... hurts! + Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! 227 - You will regret... uhh... this. + Aaaggh! 228 - Crap! + I see red... 229 - What the...! + Damn, I'm barely conscious. 230 - Ouch! + Ugh! 231 - You fuck! + This... hurts! 232 - Oh, you piece of shit! + You will regret... uhh... this. 233 - Fuck, you'll pay for that! + Crap! 234 - You fucked with the wrong guy! + What the...! 235 - Now you have... pissed me off. + Ouch! 236 - It was nothing! + You fuck! 237 - I'm still here! + Oh, you piece of shit! 238 - Didn't feel a thing! + Fuck, you'll pay for that! 239 - Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! + You fucked with the wrong guy! 240 - Pain is just an illusion! + Now you have... pissed me off. 241 - Who do you think you are? + It was nothing! 242 - Oh, come on! + I'm still here! 243 - Why me?! + Didn't feel a thing! 244 - This hurts you more then it hurts me. + Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! 245 - I'm allergic to pain! + Pain is just an illusion! 246 - Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! + Who do you think you are? 247 - I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! + Oh, come on! 248 - Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! + Why me?! 249 - Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! + This hurts you more then it hurts me. 250 - Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! + I'm allergic to pain! 251 - Much Dust, Many Bullets! + Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! 252 - Get back on your Honda, and travel away! + I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! 253 - Forgive me, for I have sinned! + Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! 254 - Where's your God now?! + Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! 255 - Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! + Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! 256 - Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! + Much Dust, Many Bullets! 257 - Now that's an easy target! + Get back on your Honda, and travel away! 258 - Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... + Forgive me, for I have sinned! 259 - I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! + Where's your God now?! 260 - Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! + Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! 261 - Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! + Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! 262 - Who's that psycho chick? + Now that's an easy target! 263 - Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? + Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... 264 - Marry me! + I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! 265 - Pathetic! + Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 266 - Try again, I dare ya. + Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 267 - Don't make me go over there! + Who's that psycho chick? 268 - You've just made a big mistake! + Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? 269 - I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! + Marry me! 270 - You'll regret missing! + Pathetic! 271 - Who were you shootin' at? + Try again, I dare ya. 272 - Who learned you to shoot? + Don't make me go over there! 273 - You'll pay for that! + You've just made a big mistake! 274 - Son of a bitch! + I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! 275 - You suck! + You'll regret missing! 276 - Lame! + Who were you shootin' at? 277 - Are you even trying? + Who learned you to shoot? 278 - Ha, you wish! + You'll pay for that! 279 - Learn how to shoot, rookie! + Son of a bitch! 280 - In your dream! + You suck! 281 - I'm not impressed! + Lame! 282 - That ain't gonna happen. + Are you even trying? 283 - Booooo! + Ha, you wish! 284 - Children shouldn't play with guns! + Learn how to shoot, rookie! 285 - Nice try! + In your dream! 286 - My grandma's a better shot! + I'm not impressed! 287 - That shot was bad and you should feel bad! + That ain't gonna happen. 288 - Close enough. + Booooo! 289 - Can't touch this! + Children shouldn't play with guns! 290 - Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. + Nice try! 291 - Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! + My grandma's a better shot! 292 - Was close. + That shot was bad and you should feel bad! 293 - Try harder! + Close enough. 294 - Whew! + Can't touch this! 295 - Hell no! + Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. 296 - Maybe next time! + Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! 297 - Not today! + Was close. 298 - Close, but no cigar. + Try harder! 299 - That woke me up. + Whew! + + + 300 + Hell no! + + + 301 + Maybe next time! + + + 302 + Not today! + + + 303 + Close, but no cigar. + + + 304 + That woke me up. + + + 305 + You son of a bitch! + + + 306 + I will destroy you! + + + 307 + Dead or alive, you're coming with me. + + + 308 + I kick ass for the queen! + + + 309 + I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! + + + 322 + Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! + + + 327 + Is that the best you can do? + + + 328 + Your life is over, asshole! + + + 329 + Very pretty, but can you fight? + + + 330 + Howdy, pardner! + + + 331 + I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! + + + 332 + Viva la revolution! + + + 333 + Keep a place in hell for your queen! + + + 334 + Your move, creep! + + + 335 + Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... + + + 336 + Shit, shit, shit... + + + 337 + We're all gonna die. + + + 338 + God help me. + + + 339 + We're in some real pretty shit now! + + + 340 + It is no dream! This is really happening! + + + 341 + Goddamnit. + + + 342 + I got a bad feeling on this one. + + + 343 + It's a goddamn commando squad! + + + 344 + Why this shit always happens to me!? + + + 345 + I can't deal with this anymore + + + 346 + What the hell am I going to do now? + + + 347 + I should get the hell out of here! + + + 348 + Oh no, how could this happen? + + + 349 + I will not fight those bastards alone! + + + 350 + Where is the goddamn cavalry? + + + 351 + I am outta here. + + + 352 + Doctor is in! + + + 353 + Operation succesful! + + + 354 + I'll carve ya up like a chicken! + + + 355 + Bleed for me! + + + 356 + I can't believe they're paying me for that! + + + 357 + You taste like chicken! + + + 358 + You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! + + + 359 + Chop chop chop! + + + 360 + Fresh meat! + + + 361 + I'll drink your blood! + + + 362 + I'll gut you like a fish! + + + 363 + Let's see what's inside this pinata! + + + 364 + When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! + + + 365 + You could use some shave! + + + 366 + Don't worry, it's disinfected! + + + 367 + Show me what you've got! + + + 368 + Time for harakiri, asshole! + + + 369 + Hey, you've got untied shoelace! + + + 370 + There's a mustard on your shirt! + + + 371 + Mmmmmincemeat! + + + 372 + Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! + + + 373 + I'll break your every single bone! + + + 374 + Need a nose job? + + + 375 + Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! + + + 376 + See? Girls can fight too! + + + 377 + Girls power! + + + 378 + Aaand you're dead. + + + 379 + Next! + + + 380 + That's just a beginning, fuckers! + + + 381 + Time to loot a corpse, I guess. + + + 382 + Nice job getting yourself killed. + + + 383 + You OK? You look kinda... dead! + + + 384 + Another one to my collection. + + + 385 + You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. + + + 386 + That door revolved one time too many... + + + 387 + Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. + + + 388 + Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. + + + 389 + I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! + + + 390 + I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! + + + 391 + I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! + + + 392 + Pathetic. + + + 393 + Amateur. + + + 394 + Let this be a lesson for all of you! + + + 395 + You asked for it. + + + 396 + Your luck ran out. + + + 397 + Time to pay the piper! + + + 398 + Someone, go check his pulse. + + + 399 + Someone, go check her pulse. + + + 400 + Adios! + + + 401 + Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... + + + 402 + Serves you right, you slut! + + + 403 + In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. + + + 404 + Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. + + + 405 + Goodnight sweet prince. + + + 406 + OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. + + + 407 + OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. + + + 408 + Diagnosis: negative! + + + 409 + It didn't have end up like this.! + + + 410 + I think I'll skip a lunch today. + + + 411 + Hahaha! Fucking awesome! + + + 412 + Fuck yeah! I love this job! + + + 413 + It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. + + + 414 + Boom, head shot! + + + 415 + Wow! + + + 416 + Mind blown! + + + 417 + I wasn't even trying. + + + 418 + Did somebody take a picture? + + + 419 + Pop goes the zit! + + + 420 + I warned you about mexican food! + + + 421 + What can I say, I'm a better draw. + + + 422 + I'm gonna miss your cinematography... + + + 423 + Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. + + + 424 + Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! + + + 425 + No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! + + + 426 + Next time try shooting with open eyes! + + + 427 + Stop shaking! I can't hit you! + + + 428 + Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! + + + 429 + And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! + + + 430 + Couple? We're not married! + + + 431 + I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! + + + 432 + PX? What the fuck does it even mean? + + + 433 + No shit, Sherlock! + + + 434 + It will be one-way trip for you! + + + 435 + Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! + + + 436 + Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! + 1 + + + 437 + What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! + + + 438 + Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! + + + 439 + I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! + + + 440 + Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. + + + 441 + So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. + + + 442 + Indeed I do! + + + 443 + You know there's no such animal, right? + + + 444 + Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! + + + 445 + Trouble is my second name! + + + 446 + Like a bulldog! + + + 447 + You should be! + + + 448 + Your wish is my order! + + + 449 + Nobody ever does. + + + 450 + Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. + + + 451 + Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! + + + 452 + No, thank you! + + + 453 + Will see who's about to teach whom! + + + 454 + You're right! + + + 455 + You don't deserve a chance! + + + 456 + Horoscopes lie! + + + 457 + Ding dong! + + + 458 + It's still not too late! + + + 459 + We'll check ourselves! + + + 460 + Need bubbles, sir? + + + 461 + Did you just call me an ass!? + + + 462 + Whatever. + + + 463 + I didn't understand a single word! + + + 464 + It will only get closer! + + + 465 + I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. + + + 471 + You're the disease and I'm the cure. + + + 472 + I'm gonna blow your head off! + + + 473 + Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! + + + 475 + I eat Green Berets for breakfast! + + + 476 + You cowboys are finished! + + + 477 + Take this, you maggot! + + + 478 + I'm going to cut out your living guts! + + + 479 + Long live the queen! + + + 480 + Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! + + + 481 + Don't make me angry! + + + 482 + I must break you! + + + 484 + This is for the Queen! + + + 485 + The Queen says: Die! + + + 486 + Dying ain't much of a living, boy! + + + 487 + Dying ain't much of a living, girl! + + + 488 + Is that the best you can do? + + + 489 + Your life is over, asshole! + + + 490 + Very pretty, but can you fight? + + + 491 + Howdy, pardner! + + + 492 + I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! + + + 493 + Viva la revolution! + + + 494 + Your move, creep! + + + 495 + Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... + + + 496 + It's about to turn into full tournee! + + + 497 + "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? + + + 498 + As you wish! + + + 499 + Hey! I'm a lady! + + + 500 + I'll dig you one! Six feet under! + + + 501 + I guess there's no more room in hell... + + + 502 + Is this some kind of a joke? + + + 503 + They're coming to get us! + + + 504 + Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! + + + 505 + Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... + + + 506 + Really? I mean.. c'mon! + + + 507 + That's just fucked up! + + + 508 + What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? + + + 509 + Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! + + + 510 + I'll send you back to hell! + + + 511 + We'll need more paramedics! + + + 512 + Oh shit! It can smell my brain! + + + 513 + It's not zombie! He's infected! + + + 514 + Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... + + + 515 + It's alive! + + + 516 + Maybe it's friendly. + + + 517 + It's alive... ish. + + + 518 + Nothing's ever real until it's real. + + + 519 + They live! + + + 520 + There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... + + + 521 + I will not negotiate with undead! + + + 522 + So there IS a life after death! + + + 523 + Don't use the Z word! + + + 524 + Holy shit. Plot twist! + + + 525 + Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. + + + 526 + That's it, no more drugs for me. + + + 527 + I knew that movie was based on a true story! + + + 528 + You're one spooky motherfucker, man. + + + 529 + Oooh. Zombies. How original. + + + 530 + Zombie over here! + + + 531 + Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! + + + 532 + Undead! + + + 533 + This is a bad dream! + + + 534 + Blasphemy! + + + 535 + Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! + + + 536 + At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. + + + 537 + I'm scared to pieces! + + + 538 + It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. + + + 539 + It could be worse. They could be nazi! + + + 540 + Where's my lawnmower when I need it? + + + 541 + It's againt the nature, you freak! + + + 542 + Dead should stay dead. + + + 543 + Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. + + + 544 + No! I don't want to become one of you! + + + 545 + Stay away from my precious gray matter! + + + 546 + Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! + + + 547 + Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! + + + 548 + They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! + + + 549 + Not my face! My beautiful face! + + + 550 + The PAIN! + + + 551 + Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! + + + 552 + Does it hurt to be dead? + + + 553 + And stay dead! This time! + + + 554 + You're dead... again. + + + 555 + Rest in pieces! + + + 556 + If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. + + + 557 + Stay down! + + + 558 + Get back where you came from! + + + 559 + Zed is dead. + + + 560 + Yeah! See ya! + + + 561 + Punish! + + + 562 + Bingo! + + + 563 + I think you'll enjoy this. + + + 564 + I'll squash you like a bug! + + + 565 + Here comes Johnny! + + + 566 + Somebody call an ambulance! + + + 567 + My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! + + + 568 + Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! + + + 569 + OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! + + + 570 + Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! + + + 571 + Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? + + + 572 + Look what you've made me do... + + + 573 + Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! + + + 573 + Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! + + + 574 + Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! + + + 575 + Look who's come to the picnic! + + + 576 + You've got to be crazy to come here! + + + 577 + Now, you've got my attention! + + + 578 + You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! + + + 579 + You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! + + + 580 + Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... + + + 581 + Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! + + + 582 + How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! + + + 583 + You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? + + + 584 + Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... + + + 585 + Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! + + + 586 + Is that your best? + + + 587 + It's official: YOU SUCK! + + + 588 + You cannot hurt me! + + + 589 + Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? + + + 588 + I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! + + + 589 + Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! + + + 590 + Are you trying to piss me off? + + + 591 + Do you want to hurt me on purpose? + + + 592 + Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! + + + 593 + I'm going to beat the crap out of you! + + + 594 + If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! + + + 595 + That's it, you're fucking dead! + + + 596 + I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! + + + 597 + Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! + + + 598 + God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. + + + 599 + The army... I should have known better! + + + 600 + Coming here... What was I thinking? + + + 601 + I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. + + + 602 + No weapons! No friends! No hope! + + + 603 + If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... + + + 604 + HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! + + + 605 + Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! + + + 606 + Gee, whales can fight? + + + 607 + Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! + + + 608 + This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! + + + 609 + How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! + + + 610 + Over here, you morons! + + + 611 + Go to hell, Hellar! + + + 612 + Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? + + + 613 + It must be this time of the month! + + + 614 + Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! + + + 615 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 616 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 617 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 618 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 619 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 620 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 621 + Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? + + + 622 + Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? + + + 623 + Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! + + + 624 + Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! + + + 625 + Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! + + + 626 + OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! + + + 627 + Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. + + + 628 + Trust me. I'm a professional! + + + 629 + You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... + + + 630 + Nice boobs! Are these real? + + + 631 + You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? + + + 632 + Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. + + + 633 + Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! + + + 634 + You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! + + + 635 + I see you and now I can see through you! + + + 636 + Little enemies... little wounds! + + + 637 + I really hate needless violence. + + + 638 + Wow, you're even dumber than you look. + + + 639 + You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! + + + 640 + Were your parents siblings? + + + 641 + Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? + + + 642 + I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! + + + 643 + Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? + + + 643 + Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! + + + 644 + Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! + + + 645 + Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! + + + 646 + Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? + + + 647 + As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? + + + 648 + You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! + + + 649 + Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! + + + 650 + You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! + + + 651 + Guys, don't shoot the cushions! + + + 652 + It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! + + + 653 + How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? + + + 654 + How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? + + + 655 + Are you tryin' to make me look good? + + + 656 + Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! + + + 657 + Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! + + + 658 + Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? + + + 659 + Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? + + + 660 + Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? + + + 661 + Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? + + + 662 + Idiots! Idiots everywhere! + + + 663 + You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. + + + 664 + I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. + + + 665 + How's that karma tasting? Not so good? + + + 666 + Do you always take yourself so seriously? + + + 667 + Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. + + + 668 + Go bore someone else with your existence. + + + 669 + When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! + + + 670 + Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? + + + 671 + Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? + + + 672 + Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! + + + 673 + Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! + + + 674 + Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! + + + 675 + I'm scared to death! + + + 676 + Gee, that gave me goose bumps! + + + 677 + Speak of the devil! + + + 678 + Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! + + + 679 + OK, that was the last straw! + + + 680 + If I throw a stick, will you go away? + + + 681 + How can I miss you if you won't go away? + + + 682 + Hold my beer and watch this! + + + 683 + Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! + + + 684 + Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! + + + 685 + Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? + + + 686 + Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? + + + 687 + I thought your purpose was to die! + + + 688 + Hey, dickless! Over here! + + + 689 + Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? + + + 690 + Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! + + + 691 + Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? + + + 692 + Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? + + + 693 + Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? + + + 694 + Did your parents have any children that lived? + + + 695 + You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! + + + 696 + Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. + + + 697 + Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! + + + 698 + If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! + + + 699 + That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! + + + 700 + What? Hello? I can't hear anything! + + + 701 + Argh! My ears are bleeding! + + + 702 + What's this ringing? + + + 703 + Huh? It's all silent... + + + 704 + Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? + + + 705 + Fuck, my eyeballs! + + + 706 + I can't see shit! + + + 707 + Who turned off the light?! + + + 708 + Oh, my eyes! + + + 709 + Oh God, I'm blind! + + + 710 + Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! + + + 711 + Somebody help me! I can't see! + + + 712 + You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! + + + 713 + My eyes are on fire! + + + 714 + Cover me, I'm reloading! + + + 715 + I'm out, reloading! + + + 716 + I'm out, reloading! + + + 717 + Gotta reload! + + + 718 + Reloading! + + + 719 + I'm all out! + + + 720 + I'm running dry over here! + + + 721 + Need more ammo! + + + 722 + I'm out of bullets! + + + 723 + I'm leaking! + + + 724 + I'm bleeding! + + + 725 + Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! + + + 726 + Mmmm... blood. + + + 727 + I need medical attention! + + + 728 + I'm spilling blood! + + + 729 + I... can't... catch a breath... + + + 730 + My... lungs... + + + 731 + Gas! Oh... + + + 732 + I can't breath! + + + 733 + It burns! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir-languages/Taiwanese_Version/Data/TableData/Taiwanese.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/Taiwanese_Version/Data/TableData/Taiwanese.EnemyTaunts.xml index ee39e9f8e..8a7b6f7f5 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/Taiwanese_Version/Data/TableData/Taiwanese.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/Taiwanese_Version/Data/TableData/Taiwanese.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ - + 0 @@ -26,7 +26,7 @@ 6 - Die! + Die! 7 @@ -38,7 +38,7 @@ 9 - Eat shit and die! + Eat shit and die! 10 @@ -54,7 +54,7 @@ 13 - I'll chop your balls off! + I'll chop your balls off! 14 @@ -66,7 +66,7 @@ 16 - Hey, wanna play? + Hey, wanna play? 17 @@ -86,7 +86,7 @@ 21 - Die, vermin! + Die, vermin! 22 @@ -94,7 +94,7 @@ 23 - Dance for me! + Dance for me! 24 @@ -102,7 +102,7 @@ 25 - Dakka-dakka-dakka! + Dakka-dakka-dakka! 26 @@ -114,7 +114,7 @@ 28 - Kneel before me, loser! + Kneel before me, loser! 29 @@ -130,11 +130,11 @@ 32 - You fucked with the wrong man! + You fucked with the wrong man! 33 - You fucked with the wrong woman! + You fucked with the wrong woman! 34 @@ -150,7 +150,7 @@ 37 - That's right! + That's right! 38 @@ -162,7 +162,7 @@ 40 - You had it coming! + You had it coming! 41 @@ -174,7 +174,7 @@ 43 - Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! + Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! 44 @@ -190,7 +190,7 @@ 47 - Suck it down! + Suck it down! 48 @@ -210,7 +210,7 @@ 52 - Hahaha! + Hahaha! 53 @@ -226,7 +226,7 @@ 56 - Hell yeah! + Hell yeah! 57 @@ -242,7 +242,7 @@ 60 - Watch and learn. + Watch and learn. 61 @@ -254,7 +254,7 @@ 63 - Didn't see THAT coming, ha? + Didn't see THAT coming, ha? 64 @@ -262,15 +262,15 @@ 65 - I always wanted to do this. + I always wanted to do this. 66 - Peace through power! + Peace through power! 67 - This job ain't that bad. + This job ain't that bad. 68 @@ -286,7 +286,7 @@ 71 - There goes the neighborhood! + There goes the neighborhood! 72 @@ -298,7 +298,7 @@ 74 - Come to papa. + Come to papa. 75 @@ -306,7 +306,7 @@ 76 - I'll rip you to pieces! + I'll rip you to pieces! 77 @@ -314,7 +314,7 @@ 78 - I can smell your fear! + I can smell your fear! 79 @@ -322,11 +322,11 @@ 80 - I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! + I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! 81 - Chaaarge! + Chaaarge! 82 @@ -334,7 +334,7 @@ 83 - Your ass is mine! + Your ass is mine! 84 @@ -358,7 +358,7 @@ 89 - Ready or not, here I come! + Ready or not, here I come! 90 @@ -374,11 +374,11 @@ 93 - You don't leave me a choice! + You don't leave me a choice! 94 - I'll kill you! + I'll kill you! 95 @@ -406,7 +406,7 @@ 101 - I promise it won't hurt... much. + I promise it won't hurt... much. 102 @@ -422,11 +422,11 @@ 105 - Here ya go! + Here ya go! 106 - Pop goes the weasel. + Pop goes the weasel. 107 @@ -458,7 +458,7 @@ 114 - Here's a token of my gratitude! + Here's a token of my gratitude! 115 @@ -478,7 +478,7 @@ 119 - Take cover! + Take cover! 120 @@ -494,710 +494,2380 @@ 123 - They're here! + Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! + 1 124 - Now the fun can start! + Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. + 1 125 - I've waited for this looong time. + Can someone check out these noises? + 1 + 1 126 - Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! + Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. + 1 + 1 127 - They have no idea what they are in for... + Let me guess, another false alarm. + 1 + 1 128 - Everyone get ready! + They're here! + 1 129 - Killing time! + Now the fun can start! 130 - I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! + I've waited for this looong time. 131 - Finally! Some carnage! + Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! 132 - Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! + They have no idea what they are in for... 133 - Finally, my training will pay off. + Everyone get ready! 134 - Everybody, wake up! + Killing time! 135 - Time to earn my paycheck... + I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! 136 - Now I'll be able to prove myself. + Finally! Some carnage! 137 - We have tactical advantage! + Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! 138 - Maybe I'll get a medal! + Finally, my training will pay off. 139 - We're under attack! + Everybody, wake up! 140 - Oh, ain't that just great? + Time to earn my paycheck... 141 - Can't guy get a nap around here? + Now I'll be able to prove myself. 142 - Enemy attack. That's something new. + We have tactical advantage! 143 - Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. + Maybe I'll get a medal! 144 - I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. + We're under attack! 145 - Fantastic. + Oh, ain't that just great? 146 - "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. + Can't guy get a nap around here? 147 - Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! + Enemy attack. That's something new. 148 - Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. + Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. 149 - Take positions! + I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. 150 - I hoped this would never happen... + Fantastic. 151 - Fire at will! + "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. 152 - It was bound to happen eventually. + Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! 153 - I heard that! + Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. 154 - Who's there? + Take positions! 155 - What was that? + I hoped this would never happen... 156 - Hey! What the... + Fire at will! 157 - Show yourself! + It was bound to happen eventually. 158 - I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! + I heard that! 159 - What the hell was that? + Who's there? 160 - I'm not deaf, you know? + What was that? 161 - Hey! + Hey! What the... 162 - Come out, coward! + Show yourself! 163 - Hey! Who's making all that racket? + I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! 164 - Just show yourself, wherever you are! + What the hell was that? 165 - Hey! I've heard something suspicious! + I'm not deaf, you know? 166 - Anybody there? + Hey! 167 - Shoulda check it out. + Come out, coward! 168 - Is someone being clever? + Hey! Who's making all that racket? 169 - Strange noises... + Just show yourself, wherever you are! 170 - Can someone else check it out, please? + Hey! I've heard something suspicious! 171 - It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! + Anybody there? 172 - Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. + Shoulda check it out. 173 - Da'ffff...! + Is someone being clever? 174 - Big mistake! + Strange noises... 175 - Holy crap! + Can someone else check it out, please? 176 - Enemy! + It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! 177 - Enemy!!! + Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. 178 - Alert! Alert! + Da'ffff...! 179 - There is one! + Big mistake! 180 - Intruders! + Holy crap! 181 - We've got company! + Enemy! 182 - Prepare to suffer! + Enemy!!! 183 - Holy shit! + Alert! Alert! 184 - Oh, hi. + There is one! 185 - I spy with my little eye! + Intruders! 186 - I have a sigthing! + We've got company! 187 - Enemy forces! + Prepare to suffer! 188 - Enemy detected! + Holy shit! 189 - Enemy over here! + Oh, hi. 190 - We're in some real shit... + I spy with my little eye! 191 - It was all part of my plan! + I have a sigthing! 192 - I've had enough! + Enemy forces! 193 - Oh my God! + Enemy detected! 194 - They ain't paying us enough for this shit... + Enemy over here! 195 - When did things go so wrong? + We're in some real shit... 196 - I'll be back! With friends! + It was all part of my plan! 197 - You'll pay for that... the other day! + I've had enough! 198 - You're not playing fair! + Oh my God! 199 - Don't think you I will forgive ya! + They ain't paying us enough for this shit... 200 - Mommy! + When did things go so wrong? 201 - I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! + I'll be back! With friends! 202 - I'll leave you alive... for now. - + You'll pay for that... the other day! + 203 - Enough is enough! + You're not playing fair! 204 - Screw this! I'm outta here! + Don't think you I will forgive ya! 205 - Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! + Mommy! 206 - Tactical retreat! + I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! 207 - I've seen enough. + I'll leave you alive... for now. 208 - Nope, nope, nope. + Enough is enough! 209 - Run to the hills! + Screw this! I'm outta here! 210 - Let's call it a draw. + Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! 211 - They said "join the army". Not for this shit! + Tactical retreat! 212 - I regret nothing! + I've seen enough. 213 - Game over, man! + Nope, nope, nope. 214 - Let's be friends! + Run to the hills! 215 - Party's over! + Let's call it a draw. 216 - Violence is not an answer! + They said "join the army". Not for this shit! 217 - I'm too beautiful to die! + I regret nothing! 218 - Screw you guys, I'm going home! + Game over, man! 219 - Make love, not war! + Let's be friends! 220 - I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! + Party's over! 221 - Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! + Violence is not an answer! 222 - Aaaggh! + I'm too beautiful to die! 223 - I see red... + Screw you guys, I'm going home! 224 - Damn, I'm barely conscious. + Make love, not war! 225 - Ugh! + I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! 226 - This... hurts! + Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! 227 - You will regret... uhh... this. + Aaaggh! 228 - Crap! + I see red... 229 - What the...! + Damn, I'm barely conscious. 230 - Ouch! + Ugh! 231 - You fuck! + This... hurts! 232 - Oh, you piece of shit! + You will regret... uhh... this. 233 - Fuck, you'll pay for that! + Crap! 234 - You fucked with the wrong guy! + What the...! 235 - Now you have... pissed me off. + Ouch! 236 - It was nothing! + You fuck! 237 - I'm still here! + Oh, you piece of shit! 238 - Didn't feel a thing! + Fuck, you'll pay for that! 239 - Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! + You fucked with the wrong guy! 240 - Pain is just an illusion! + Now you have... pissed me off. 241 - Who do you think you are? + It was nothing! 242 - Oh, come on! + I'm still here! 243 - Why me?! + Didn't feel a thing! 244 - This hurts you more then it hurts me. + Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! 245 - I'm allergic to pain! + Pain is just an illusion! 246 - Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! + Who do you think you are? 247 - I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! + Oh, come on! 248 - Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! + Why me?! 249 - Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! + This hurts you more then it hurts me. 250 - Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! + I'm allergic to pain! 251 - Much Dust, Many Bullets! + Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! 252 - Get back on your Honda, and travel away! + I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! 253 - Forgive me, for I have sinned! + Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! 254 - Where's your God now?! + Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! 255 - Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! + Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! 256 - Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! + Much Dust, Many Bullets! 257 - Now that's an easy target! + Get back on your Honda, and travel away! 258 - Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... + Forgive me, for I have sinned! 259 - I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! + Where's your God now?! 260 - Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! + Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! 261 - Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! + Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! 262 - Who's that psycho chick? + Now that's an easy target! 263 - Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? + Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... 264 - Marry me! + I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! 265 - Pathetic! + Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 266 - Try again, I dare ya. + Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 267 - Don't make me go over there! + Who's that psycho chick? 268 - You've just made a big mistake! + Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? 269 - I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! + Marry me! 270 - You'll regret missing! + Pathetic! 271 - Who were you shootin' at? + Try again, I dare ya. 272 - Who learned you to shoot? + Don't make me go over there! 273 - You'll pay for that! + You've just made a big mistake! 274 - Son of a bitch! + I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! 275 - You suck! + You'll regret missing! 276 - Lame! + Who were you shootin' at? 277 - Are you even trying? + Who learned you to shoot? 278 - Ha, you wish! + You'll pay for that! 279 - Learn how to shoot, rookie! + Son of a bitch! 280 - In your dream! + You suck! 281 - I'm not impressed! + Lame! 282 - That ain't gonna happen. + Are you even trying? 283 - Booooo! + Ha, you wish! 284 - Children shouldn't play with guns! + Learn how to shoot, rookie! 285 - Nice try! + In your dream! 286 - My grandma's a better shot! + I'm not impressed! 287 - That shot was bad and you should feel bad! + That ain't gonna happen. 288 - Close enough. + Booooo! 289 - Can't touch this! + Children shouldn't play with guns! 290 - Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. + Nice try! 291 - Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! + My grandma's a better shot! 292 - Was close. + That shot was bad and you should feel bad! 293 - Try harder! + Close enough. 294 - Whew! + Can't touch this! 295 - Hell no! + Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. 296 - Maybe next time! + Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! 297 - Not today! + Was close. 298 - Close, but no cigar. + Try harder! 299 - That woke me up. + Whew! + + + 300 + Hell no! + + + 301 + Maybe next time! + + + 302 + Not today! + + + 303 + Close, but no cigar. + + + 304 + That woke me up. + + + 305 + You son of a bitch! + + + 306 + I will destroy you! + + + 307 + Dead or alive, you're coming with me. + + + 308 + I kick ass for the queen! + + + 309 + I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! + + + 322 + Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! + + + 327 + Is that the best you can do? + + + 328 + Your life is over, asshole! + + + 329 + Very pretty, but can you fight? + + + 330 + Howdy, pardner! + + + 331 + I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! + + + 332 + Viva la revolution! + + + 333 + Keep a place in hell for your queen! + + + 334 + Your move, creep! + + + 335 + Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... + + + 336 + Shit, shit, shit... + + + 337 + We're all gonna die. + + + 338 + God help me. + + + 339 + We're in some real pretty shit now! + + + 340 + It is no dream! This is really happening! + + + 341 + Goddamnit. + + + 342 + I got a bad feeling on this one. + + + 343 + It's a goddamn commando squad! + + + 344 + Why this shit always happens to me!? + + + 345 + I can't deal with this anymore + + + 346 + What the hell am I going to do now? + + + 347 + I should get the hell out of here! + + + 348 + Oh no, how could this happen? + + + 349 + I will not fight those bastards alone! + + + 350 + Where is the goddamn cavalry? + + + 351 + I am outta here. + + + 352 + Doctor is in! + + + 353 + Operation succesful! + + + 354 + I'll carve ya up like a chicken! + + + 355 + Bleed for me! + + + 356 + I can't believe they're paying me for that! + + + 357 + You taste like chicken! + + + 358 + You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! + + + 359 + Chop chop chop! + + + 360 + Fresh meat! + + + 361 + I'll drink your blood! + + + 362 + I'll gut you like a fish! + + + 363 + Let's see what's inside this pinata! + + + 364 + When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! + + + 365 + You could use some shave! + + + 366 + Don't worry, it's disinfected! + + + 367 + Show me what you've got! + + + 368 + Time for harakiri, asshole! + + + 369 + Hey, you've got untied shoelace! + + + 370 + There's a mustard on your shirt! + + + 371 + Mmmmmincemeat! + + + 372 + Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! + + + 373 + I'll break your every single bone! + + + 374 + Need a nose job? + + + 375 + Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! + + + 376 + See? Girls can fight too! + + + 377 + Girls power! + + + 378 + Aaand you're dead. + + + 379 + Next! + + + 380 + That's just a beginning, fuckers! + + + 381 + Time to loot a corpse, I guess. + + + 382 + Nice job getting yourself killed. + + + 383 + You OK? You look kinda... dead! + + + 384 + Another one to my collection. + + + 385 + You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. + + + 386 + That door revolved one time too many... + + + 387 + Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. + + + 388 + Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. + + + 389 + I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! + + + 390 + I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! + + + 391 + I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! + + + 392 + Pathetic. + + + 393 + Amateur. + + + 394 + Let this be a lesson for all of you! + + + 395 + You asked for it. + + + 396 + Your luck ran out. + + + 397 + Time to pay the piper! + + + 398 + Someone, go check his pulse. + + + 399 + Someone, go check her pulse. + + + 400 + Adios! + + + 401 + Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... + + + 402 + Serves you right, you slut! + + + 403 + In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. + + + 404 + Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. + + + 405 + Goodnight sweet prince. + + + 406 + OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. + + + 407 + OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. + + + 408 + Diagnosis: negative! + + + 409 + It didn't have end up like this.! + + + 410 + I think I'll skip a lunch today. + + + 411 + Hahaha! Fucking awesome! + + + 412 + Fuck yeah! I love this job! + + + 413 + It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. + + + 414 + Boom, head shot! + + + 415 + Wow! + + + 416 + Mind blown! + + + 417 + I wasn't even trying. + + + 418 + Did somebody take a picture? + + + 419 + Pop goes the zit! + + + 420 + I warned you about mexican food! + + + 421 + What can I say, I'm a better draw. + + + 422 + I'm gonna miss your cinematography... + + + 423 + Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. + + + 424 + Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! + + + 425 + No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! + + + 426 + Next time try shooting with open eyes! + + + 427 + Stop shaking! I can't hit you! + + + 428 + Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! + + + 429 + And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! + + + 430 + Couple? We're not married! + + + 431 + I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! + + + 432 + PX? What the fuck does it even mean? + + + 433 + No shit, Sherlock! + + + 434 + It will be one-way trip for you! + + + 435 + Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! + + + 436 + Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! + 1 + + + 437 + What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! + + + 438 + Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! + + + 439 + I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! + + + 440 + Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. + + + 441 + So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. + + + 442 + Indeed I do! + + + 443 + You know there's no such animal, right? + + + 444 + Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! + + + 445 + Trouble is my second name! + + + 446 + Like a bulldog! + + + 447 + You should be! + + + 448 + Your wish is my order! + + + 449 + Nobody ever does. + + + 450 + Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. + + + 451 + Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! + + + 452 + No, thank you! + + + 453 + Will see who's about to teach whom! + + + 454 + You're right! + + + 455 + You don't deserve a chance! + + + 456 + Horoscopes lie! + + + 457 + Ding dong! + + + 458 + It's still not too late! + + + 459 + We'll check ourselves! + + + 460 + Need bubbles, sir? + + + 461 + Did you just call me an ass!? + + + 462 + Whatever. + + + 463 + I didn't understand a single word! + + + 464 + It will only get closer! + + + 465 + I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. + + + 471 + You're the disease and I'm the cure. + + + 472 + I'm gonna blow your head off! + + + 473 + Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! + + + 475 + I eat Green Berets for breakfast! + + + 476 + You cowboys are finished! + + + 477 + Take this, you maggot! + + + 478 + I'm going to cut out your living guts! + + + 479 + Long live the queen! + + + 480 + Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! + + + 481 + Don't make me angry! + + + 482 + I must break you! + + + 484 + This is for the Queen! + + + 485 + The Queen says: Die! + + + 486 + Dying ain't much of a living, boy! + + + 487 + Dying ain't much of a living, girl! + + + 488 + Is that the best you can do? + + + 489 + Your life is over, asshole! + + + 490 + Very pretty, but can you fight? + + + 491 + Howdy, pardner! + + + 492 + I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! + + + 493 + Viva la revolution! + + + 494 + Your move, creep! + + + 495 + Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... + + + 496 + It's about to turn into full tournee! + + + 497 + "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? + + + 498 + As you wish! + + + 499 + Hey! I'm a lady! + + + 500 + I'll dig you one! Six feet under! + + + 501 + I guess there's no more room in hell... + + + 502 + Is this some kind of a joke? + + + 503 + They're coming to get us! + + + 504 + Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! + + + 505 + Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... + + + 506 + Really? I mean.. c'mon! + + + 507 + That's just fucked up! + + + 508 + What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? + + + 509 + Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! + + + 510 + I'll send you back to hell! + + + 511 + We'll need more paramedics! + + + 512 + Oh shit! It can smell my brain! + + + 513 + It's not zombie! He's infected! + + + 514 + Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... + + + 515 + It's alive! + + + 516 + Maybe it's friendly. + + + 517 + It's alive... ish. + + + 518 + Nothing's ever real until it's real. + + + 519 + They live! + + + 520 + There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... + + + 521 + I will not negotiate with undead! + + + 522 + So there IS a life after death! + + + 523 + Don't use the Z word! + + + 524 + Holy shit. Plot twist! + + + 525 + Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. + + + 526 + That's it, no more drugs for me. + + + 527 + I knew that movie was based on a true story! + + + 528 + You're one spooky motherfucker, man. + + + 529 + Oooh. Zombies. How original. + + + 530 + Zombie over here! + + + 531 + Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! + + + 532 + Undead! + + + 533 + This is a bad dream! + + + 534 + Blasphemy! + + + 535 + Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! + + + 536 + At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. + + + 537 + I'm scared to pieces! + + + 538 + It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. + + + 539 + It could be worse. They could be nazi! + + + 540 + Where's my lawnmower when I need it? + + + 541 + It's againt the nature, you freak! + + + 542 + Dead should stay dead. + + + 543 + Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. + + + 544 + No! I don't want to become one of you! + + + 545 + Stay away from my precious gray matter! + + + 546 + Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! + + + 547 + Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! + + + 548 + They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! + + + 549 + Not my face! My beautiful face! + + + 550 + The PAIN! + + + 551 + Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! + + + 552 + Does it hurt to be dead? + + + 553 + And stay dead! This time! + + + 554 + You're dead... again. + + + 555 + Rest in pieces! + + + 556 + If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. + + + 557 + Stay down! + + + 558 + Get back where you came from! + + + 559 + Zed is dead. + + + 560 + Yeah! See ya! + + + 561 + Punish! + + + 562 + Bingo! + + + 563 + I think you'll enjoy this. + + + 564 + I'll squash you like a bug! + + + 565 + Here comes Johnny! + + + 566 + Somebody call an ambulance! + + + 567 + My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! + + + 568 + Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! + + + 569 + OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! + + + 570 + Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! + + + 571 + Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? + + + 572 + Look what you've made me do... + + + 573 + Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! + + + 573 + Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! + + + 574 + Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! + + + 575 + Look who's come to the picnic! + + + 576 + You've got to be crazy to come here! + + + 577 + Now, you've got my attention! + + + 578 + You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! + + + 579 + You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! + + + 580 + Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... + + + 581 + Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! + + + 582 + How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! + + + 583 + You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? + + + 584 + Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... + + + 585 + Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! + + + 586 + Is that your best? + + + 587 + It's official: YOU SUCK! + + + 588 + You cannot hurt me! + + + 589 + Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? + + + 588 + I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! + + + 589 + Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! + + + 590 + Are you trying to piss me off? + + + 591 + Do you want to hurt me on purpose? + + + 592 + Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! + + + 593 + I'm going to beat the crap out of you! + + + 594 + If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! + + + 595 + That's it, you're fucking dead! + + + 596 + I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! + + + 597 + Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! + + + 598 + God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. + + + 599 + The army... I should have known better! + + + 600 + Coming here... What was I thinking? + + + 601 + I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. + + + 602 + No weapons! No friends! No hope! + + + 603 + If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... + + + 604 + HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! + + + 605 + Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! + + + 606 + Gee, whales can fight? + + + 607 + Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! + + + 608 + This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! + + + 609 + How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! + + + 610 + Over here, you morons! + + + 611 + Go to hell, Hellar! + + + 612 + Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? + + + 613 + It must be this time of the month! + + + 614 + Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! + + + 615 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 616 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 617 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + + + 618 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 619 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 620 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + + + 621 + Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? + + + 622 + Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? + + + 623 + Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! + + + 624 + Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! + + + 625 + Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! + + + 626 + OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! + + + 627 + Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. + + + 628 + Trust me. I'm a professional! + + + 629 + You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... + + + 630 + Nice boobs! Are these real? + + + 631 + You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? + + + 632 + Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. + + + 633 + Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! + + + 634 + You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! + + + 635 + I see you and now I can see through you! + + + 636 + Little enemies... little wounds! + + + 637 + I really hate needless violence. + + + 638 + Wow, you're even dumber than you look. + + + 639 + You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! + + + 640 + Were your parents siblings? + + + 641 + Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? + + + 642 + I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! + + + 643 + Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? + + + 643 + Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! + + + 644 + Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! + + + 645 + Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! + + + 646 + Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? + + + 647 + As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? + + + 648 + You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! + + + 649 + Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! + + + 650 + You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! + + + 651 + Guys, don't shoot the cushions! + + + 652 + It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! + + + 653 + How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? + + + 654 + How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? + + + 655 + Are you tryin' to make me look good? + + + 656 + Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! + + + 657 + Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! + + + 658 + Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? + + + 659 + Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? + + + 660 + Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? + + + 661 + Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? + + + 662 + Idiots! Idiots everywhere! + + + 663 + You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. + + + 664 + I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. + + + 665 + How's that karma tasting? Not so good? + + + 666 + Do you always take yourself so seriously? + + + 667 + Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. + + + 668 + Go bore someone else with your existence. + + + 669 + When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! + + + 670 + Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? + + + 671 + Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? + + + 672 + Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! + + + 673 + Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! + + + 674 + Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! + + + 675 + I'm scared to death! + + + 676 + Gee, that gave me goose bumps! + + + 677 + Speak of the devil! + + + 678 + Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! + + + 679 + OK, that was the last straw! + + + 680 + If I throw a stick, will you go away? + + + 681 + How can I miss you if you won't go away? + + + 682 + Hold my beer and watch this! + + + 683 + Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! + + + 684 + Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! + + + 685 + Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? + + + 686 + Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? + + + 687 + I thought your purpose was to die! + + + 688 + Hey, dickless! Over here! + + + 689 + Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? + + + 690 + Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! + + + 691 + Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? + + + 692 + Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? + + + 693 + Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? + + + 694 + Did your parents have any children that lived? + + + 695 + You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! + + + 696 + Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. + + + 697 + Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! + + + 698 + If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! + + + 699 + That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! + + + 700 + What? Hello? I can't hear anything! + + + 701 + Argh! My ears are bleeding! + + + 702 + What's this ringing? + + + 703 + Huh? It's all silent... + + + 704 + Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? + + + 705 + Fuck, my eyeballs! + + + 706 + I can't see shit! + + + 707 + Who turned off the light?! + + + 708 + Oh, my eyes! + + + 709 + Oh God, I'm blind! + + + 710 + Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! + + + 711 + Somebody help me! I can't see! + + + 712 + You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! + + + 713 + My eyes are on fire! + + + 714 + Cover me, I'm reloading! + + + 715 + I'm out, reloading! + + + 716 + I'm out, reloading! + + + 717 + Gotta reload! + + + 718 + Reloading! + + + 719 + I'm all out! + + + 720 + I'm running dry over here! + + + 721 + Need more ammo! + + + 722 + I'm out of bullets! + + + 723 + I'm leaking! + + + 724 + I'm bleeding! + + + 725 + Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! + + + 726 + Mmmm... blood. + + + 727 + I need medical attention! + + + 728 + I'm spilling blood! + + + 729 + I... can't... catch a breath... + + + 730 + My... lungs... + + + 731 + Gas! Oh... + + + 732 + I can't breath! + + + 733 + It burns! \ No newline at end of file