diff --git a/gamedir-languages/Chinese_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Chinese.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/Chinese_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Chinese.EnemyTaunts.xml index 3fcdfcacd..bb185a640 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/Chinese_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Chinese.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/Chinese_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Chinese.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1250,1624 +1250,1935 @@ I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! - 322 + 310 Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! - 327 + 311 Is that the best you can do? - 328 + 312 Your life is over, asshole! - 329 + 313 Very pretty, but can you fight? - 330 + 314 Howdy, pardner! - 331 + 315 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - 332 + 316 Viva la revolution! - 333 + 317 Keep a place in hell for your queen! - 334 + 318 Your move, creep! - 335 + 319 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - 336 + 320 Shit, shit, shit... - 337 + 321 We're all gonna die. - 338 + 322 God help me. - 339 + 323 We're in some real pretty shit now! - 340 + 324 It is no dream! This is really happening! - 341 + 325 Goddamnit. - 342 + 326 I got a bad feeling on this one. - 343 + 327 It's a goddamn commando squad! - 344 + 328 Why this shit always happens to me!? - 345 + 329 I can't deal with this anymore - 346 + 330 What the hell am I going to do now? - 347 + 331 I should get the hell out of here! - 348 + 332 Oh no, how could this happen? - 349 + 333 I will not fight those bastards alone! - 350 + 334 Where is the goddamn cavalry? - 351 + 335 I am outta here. - 352 + 336 Doctor is in! - 353 + 337 Operation succesful! - 354 + 338 I'll carve ya up like a chicken! - 355 + 339 Bleed for me! - 356 + 340 I can't believe they're paying me for that! - 357 + 341 You taste like chicken! - 358 + 342 You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! - 359 + 343 Chop chop chop! - 360 + 344 Fresh meat! - 361 + 345 I'll drink your blood! - 362 + 346 I'll gut you like a fish! - 363 + 347 Let's see what's inside this pinata! - 364 + 348 When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! - 365 + 349 You could use some shave! - 366 + 350 Don't worry, it's disinfected! - 367 + 351 Show me what you've got! - 368 + 352 Time for harakiri, asshole! - 369 + 353 Hey, you've got untied shoelace! - 370 + 354 There's a mustard on your shirt! - 371 + 355 Mmmmmincemeat! - 372 + 356 Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! - 373 + 357 I'll break your every single bone! - 374 + 358 Need a nose job? - 375 + 359 Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! - 376 + 360 See? Girls can fight too! - 377 + 361 Girls power! - 378 + 362 Aaand you're dead. - 379 + 363 Next! - 380 + 364 That's just a beginning, fuckers! - 381 + 365 Time to loot a corpse, I guess. - 382 + 366 Nice job getting yourself killed. - 383 + 367 You OK? You look kinda... dead! - 384 + 368 Another one to my collection. - 385 + 369 You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. - 386 + 370 That door revolved one time too many... - 387 + 371 Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. - 388 + 372 Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. - 389 + 373 I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! - 390 + 374 I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! - 391 + 375 I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! - 392 + 376 Pathetic. - 393 + 377 Amateur. - 394 + 378 Let this be a lesson for all of you! - 395 + 379 You asked for it. - 396 + 380 Your luck ran out. - 397 + 381 Time to pay the piper! - 398 + 382 Someone, go check his pulse. - 399 + 383 Someone, go check her pulse. - 400 + 384 Adios! - 401 + 385 Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... - 402 + 386 Serves you right, you slut! - 403 + 387 In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. - 404 + 388 Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. - 405 + 389 Goodnight sweet prince. - 406 + 390 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. - 407 + 391 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. - 408 + 392 Diagnosis: negative! - 409 + 393 It didn't have end up like this.! - 410 + 394 I think I'll skip a lunch today. - 411 + 395 Hahaha! Fucking awesome! - 412 + 396 Fuck yeah! I love this job! - 413 + 397 It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. - 414 + 398 Boom, head shot! - 415 + 399 Wow! - 416 + 400 Mind blown! - 417 + 401 I wasn't even trying. - 418 + 402 Did somebody take a picture? - 419 + 403 Pop goes the zit! - 420 + 404 I warned you about mexican food! - 421 + 405 What can I say, I'm a better draw. - 422 + 406 I'm gonna miss your cinematography... - 423 + 407 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - 424 + 408 Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! - 425 + 409 No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! - 426 + 410 Next time try shooting with open eyes! - 427 + 411 Stop shaking! I can't hit you! - 428 + 412 Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! - 429 + 413 And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! - 430 + 414 Couple? We're not married! - 431 + 415 I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! - 432 + 416 PX? What the fuck does it even mean? - 433 + 417 No shit, Sherlock! - 434 + 418 It will be one-way trip for you! - 435 + 419 Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! - 436 + 420 Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! - 1 - 437 + 421 What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! - 438 + 422 Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! - 439 + 423 I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! - 440 + 424 Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. - 441 + 425 So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. - 442 + 426 Indeed I do! - 443 + 427 You know there's no such animal, right? - 444 + 428 Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! - 445 + 429 Trouble is my second name! - 446 + 430 Like a bulldog! - 447 + 431 You should be! - 448 + 432 Your wish is my order! - 449 + 433 Nobody ever does. - 450 + 434 Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. - 451 + 435 Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! - 452 + 436 No, thank you! - 453 + 437 Will see who's about to teach whom! - 454 + 438 You're right! - 455 + 439 You don't deserve a chance! - 456 + 440 Horoscopes lie! - 457 + 441 Ding dong! - 458 + 442 It's still not too late! - 459 + 443 We'll check ourselves! - 460 + 444 Need bubbles, sir? - 461 + 445 Did you just call me an ass!? - 462 + 446 Whatever. - 463 + 447 I didn't understand a single word! - 464 + 448 It will only get closer! - 465 + 449 I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. - 471 + 450 You're the disease and I'm the cure. - 472 + 451 I'm gonna blow your head off! - 473 + 452 Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! - 475 + 453 I eat Green Berets for breakfast! - 476 + 454 You cowboys are finished! - 477 + 455 Take this, you maggot! - 478 + 456 I'm going to cut out your living guts! - 479 + 457 Long live the queen! - 480 + 458 Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! - 481 + 459 Don't make me angry! - 482 + 460 I must break you! - 484 + 461 This is for the Queen! - 485 + 462 The Queen says: Die! - 486 + 463 Dying ain't much of a living, boy! - 487 + 464 Dying ain't much of a living, girl! - 488 + 465 Is that the best you can do? - 489 + 466 Your life is over, asshole! - 490 + 467 Very pretty, but can you fight? - 491 + 468 Howdy, pardner! - 492 + 469 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - 493 + 470 Viva la revolution! - 494 + 471 Your move, creep! - 495 + 472 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - 496 + 473 It's about to turn into full tournee! - 497 + 474 "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? - 498 + 475 As you wish! - 499 + 476 Hey! I'm a lady! - 500 + 477 I'll dig you one! Six feet under! - 501 + 478 I guess there's no more room in hell... - 502 + 479 Is this some kind of a joke? - 503 + 480 They're coming to get us! - 504 + 481 Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! - 505 + 482 Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... - 506 + 483 Really? I mean.. c'mon! - 507 + 484 That's just fucked up! - 508 + 485 What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? - 509 + 486 Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! - 510 + 487 I'll send you back to hell! - 511 + 488 We'll need more paramedics! - 512 + 489 Oh shit! It can smell my brain! - 513 + 490 It's not zombie! He's infected! - 514 + 491 Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... - 515 + 492 It's alive! - 516 + 493 Maybe it's friendly. - 517 + 494 It's alive... ish. - 518 + 495 Nothing's ever real until it's real. - 519 + 496 They live! - 520 + 497 There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... - 521 + 498 I will not negotiate with undead! - 522 + 499 So there IS a life after death! - 523 + 500 Don't use the Z word! - 524 + 501 Holy shit. Plot twist! - 525 + 502 Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. - 526 + 503 That's it, no more drugs for me. - 527 + 504 I knew that movie was based on a true story! - 528 + 505 You're one spooky motherfucker, man. - 529 + 506 Oooh. Zombies. How original. - 530 + 507 Zombie over here! - 531 + 508 Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! - 532 + 509 Undead! - 533 + 510 This is a bad dream! - 534 + 511 Blasphemy! - 535 + 512 Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! - 536 + 513 At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. - 537 + 514 I'm scared to pieces! - 538 + 515 It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. - 539 + 516 It could be worse. They could be nazi! - 540 + 517 Where's my lawnmower when I need it? - 541 + 518 It's againt the nature, you freak! - 542 + 519 Dead should stay dead. - 543 + 520 Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. - 544 + 521 No! I don't want to become one of you! - 545 + 522 Stay away from my precious gray matter! - 546 + 523 Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! - 547 + 524 Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! - 548 + 525 They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! - 549 + 526 Not my face! My beautiful face! - 550 + 527 The PAIN! - 551 + 528 Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! - 552 + 529 Does it hurt to be dead? - 553 + 530 And stay dead! This time! - 554 + 531 You're dead... again. - 555 + 532 Rest in pieces! - 556 + 533 If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. - 557 + 534 Stay down! - 558 + 535 Get back where you came from! - 559 + 536 Zed is dead. - 560 + 537 Yeah! See ya! - 561 + 538 Punish! - 562 + 539 Bingo! - 563 + 540 I think you'll enjoy this. - 564 + 541 I'll squash you like a bug! - 565 + 542 Here comes Johnny! - 566 + 543 Somebody call an ambulance! - 567 + 544 My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! - 568 + 545 Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! - 569 + 546 OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! - 570 + 547 Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! - 571 + 548 Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? - 572 + 549 Look what you've made me do... - 573 + 550 Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! - 573 + 551 Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! - 574 + 552 Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! - 575 + 553 Look who's come to the picnic! - 576 + 554 You've got to be crazy to come here! - 577 + 555 Now, you've got my attention! - 578 + 556 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - 579 + 557 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - 580 + 558 Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... - 581 + 559 Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! - 582 + 560 How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! - 583 + 561 You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? - 584 + 562 Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... - 585 + 563 Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! - 586 + 564 Is that your best? - 587 + 565 It's official: YOU SUCK! - 588 + 566 You cannot hurt me! - 589 + 567 Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? - 588 + 568 I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! - 589 + 569 Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! - 590 + 570 Are you trying to piss me off? - 591 + 571 Do you want to hurt me on purpose? - 592 + 572 Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! - 593 + 573 I'm going to beat the crap out of you! - 594 + 574 If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! - 595 + 575 That's it, you're fucking dead! - 596 + 576 I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! - 597 + 577 Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! - 598 + 578 God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. - 599 + 579 The army... I should have known better! - 600 + 580 Coming here... What was I thinking? - 601 + 581 I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. - 602 + 582 No weapons! No friends! No hope! - 603 + 583 If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... - 604 + 584 HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! - 605 + 585 Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! - 606 + 586 Gee, whales can fight? - 607 + 587 Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! - 608 + 588 This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! - 609 + 589 How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! - 610 + 590 Over here, you morons! - 611 + 591 Go to hell, Hellar! - 612 + 592 Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? - 613 + 593 It must be this time of the month! - 614 + 594 Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! - 615 + 595 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 616 + 596 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 617 + 597 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 618 + 598 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 619 + 599 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 620 + 600 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 621 + 601 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - 622 + 602 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - 623 + 603 Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! - 624 + 604 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - 625 + 605 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - 626 + 606 OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! - 627 + 607 Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. - 628 + 608 Trust me. I'm a professional! - 629 + 609 You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... - 630 + 610 Nice boobs! Are these real? - 631 + 611 You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? - 632 + 612 Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. - 633 + 613 Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! - 634 + 614 You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! - 635 + 615 I see you and now I can see through you! - 636 + 616 Little enemies... little wounds! - 637 + 617 I really hate needless violence. - 638 + 618 Wow, you're even dumber than you look. - 639 + 619 You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! - 640 + 620 Were your parents siblings? - 641 + 621 Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? - 642 + 622 I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! - 643 + 623 Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? - 643 + 624 Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! - 644 + 625 Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! - 645 + 626 Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! - 646 + 627 Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? - 647 + 628 As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? - 648 + 629 You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! - 649 + 630 Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! - 650 + 631 You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! - 651 + 632 Guys, don't shoot the cushions! - 652 + 633 It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! - 653 + 634 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - 654 + 635 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - 655 + 636 Are you tryin' to make me look good? - 656 + 637 Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! - 657 + 638 Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! - 658 + 639 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? - 659 + 640 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? - 660 + 641 Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - 661 + 642 Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - 662 + 643 Idiots! Idiots everywhere! - 663 + 644 You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. - 664 + 645 I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. - 665 + 646 How's that karma tasting? Not so good? - 666 + 647 Do you always take yourself so seriously? - 667 + 648 Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. - 668 + 649 Go bore someone else with your existence. - 669 + 650 When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! - 670 + 651 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - 671 + 652 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - 672 + 653 Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! - 673 + 654 Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! - 674 + 655 Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! - 675 + 656 I'm scared to death! - 676 + 657 Gee, that gave me goose bumps! - 677 + 658 Speak of the devil! - 678 + 659 Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! - 679 + 660 OK, that was the last straw! - 680 + 661 If I throw a stick, will you go away? - 681 + 662 How can I miss you if you won't go away? - 682 + 663 Hold my beer and watch this! - 683 + 664 Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! - 684 + 665 Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! - 685 + 666 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - 686 + 667 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - 687 + 668 I thought your purpose was to die! - 688 + 669 Hey, dickless! Over here! - 689 + 670 Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? - 690 + 671 Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! - 691 + 672 Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? - 692 + 673 Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? - 693 + 674 Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? - 694 + 675 Did your parents have any children that lived? - 695 + 676 You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! - 696 + 677 Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. - 697 + 678 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! - 698 + 679 If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! - 699 + 680 That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! - 700 + 681 What? Hello? I can't hear anything! - 701 + 682 Argh! My ears are bleeding! - 702 + 683 What's this ringing? - 703 + 684 Huh? It's all silent... - 704 + 685 Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? - 705 + 686 Fuck, my eyeballs! - 706 + 687 I can't see shit! - 707 + 688 Who turned off the light?! - 708 + 689 Oh, my eyes! - 709 + 690 Oh God, I'm blind! - 710 + 691 Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! - 711 + 692 Somebody help me! I can't see! - 712 + 693 You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! - 713 + 694 My eyes are on fire! - 714 + 695 Cover me, I'm reloading! - 715 + 696 I'm out, reloading! - 716 + 697 I'm out, reloading! - 717 + 698 Gotta reload! - 718 + 699 Reloading! - 719 + 700 I'm all out! - 720 + 701 I'm running dry over here! - 721 + 702 Need more ammo! - 722 + 703 I'm out of bullets! - 723 + 704 I'm leaking! - 724 + 705 I'm bleeding! - 725 + 706 Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! - 726 + 707 Mmmm... blood. - 727 + 708 I need medical attention! - 728 + 709 I'm spilling blood! - 729 + 710 I... can't... catch a breath... - 730 + 711 My... lungs... - 731 + 712 Gas! Oh... - 732 + 713 I can't breath! - 733 + 714 It burns! + + 715 + Don't worry, I'll send you some! + + + 716 + I'll show you! + + + 717 + You'll wish you wouldn't ask! + + + 718 + You got it wrong, let me educate you! + + + 719 + Was that a rhetorical question? + + + 720 + Now whose fault is it, if your cocksucker boss buys second hand guns? + + + 721 + And soon so will be you! + + + 722 + The only thing layin' low here, is you bitch! + + + 723 + Yeah right, that's why you're sweating! + + + 724 + Guess again! That wasn't your horoscope! + + + 725 + Advice for today: avoid long travels, new relationships and BULLETS! + + + 726 + Mine said I will kill a lot of people today! I hope it will come true too! + + + 727 + Do people seriously believe in these things? Pathetic. + + + 728 + Tough? I could make that shot with eyes closed. + + + 729 + And that's just the beginning! + + + 730 + He loves you no more! + + + 731 + OK, this one's out. Next! + + + 732 + You'll be sorry for saying that! + + + 733 + Well, now we can play hide and seek! + + + 734 + You're right! It's the whole company here! + + + 735 + No, loser! You should have used the plural! Guys, lot's of guys! + + + 736 + Will see about that... + + + 737 + No, it doesn't, but don't worry, we'll be gentle! + + + 738 + Nice grammar, asshole! + + + 739 + Need supplies, wacko? + + + 740 + Here, I'll give you some! + + + 741 + No, you just suck, that's it! No air involved! + + + 742 + Never got this - why bring a knife to a gun fight? + + + 743 + Funny indeed, we had so much fun with him as a target practice! + + + 744 + I know some jokes too. For example: you're a joke! + + + 745 + Hey man, the gun isn't stupid, you are! + + + 746 + Suits you fine, huh? + + + 747 + Relax! Why make such a fuss? + + + 748 + The only thing you're gonna get is your butt kicked! + + + 749 + Oh yeah? Wait for the next one! + + + 750 + It was just a warning shot! + + + 751 + I'll scratch you to death! + + + 752 + That's not a scratch. It's a fucking canyon! + + + 753 + No. You need to die! + + + 754 + I'll dig you one too with it! + + + 755 + Kiss my ass! + + + 756 + Fireball? What the fuck do you think this is? Street Fighter Alpha 3? + + + 757 + It's OK, I'm here. Follow my voice! + + + 758 + That's what she said! + + + 759 + Please, let it be a close encounter of the sexy kind! + + + 760 + We are here, we are queer... fuck, that sounded wrong! + + + 761 + We are here, we are queer... wait, that came out wrong... oops, this too! + + + 762 + I'm ready any time you are! + + + 763 + Why not? Have you never had a threesome? + + + 764 + Now, now, you're hurting our feelings! + + + 765 + Come on, there's always a room to try something new! + + + 766 + Don't worry, it will be just a "gun bang"! + + + 767 + Guys, she just needs a loaded gun! + + + 768 + Come over here, I'll give you some. + + + 769 + Is that how it's called these days? + + + 770 + I bet that's what you've said the first time too! + + + 771 + What did you just say? Wolf? We've got plenty of them... + + + 772 + Oh, now I'm getting jelous. + + + 773 + I can help you to deal with the grief, if you want! + + + 774 + We've got plenty of bears too... Hans, come over here! + + + 775 + Where? Where? + + + 776 + Maybe I could help you with that? + + + 777 + You need to empty the chamber... + + + 778 + But that's nothing new for you, eh? + + + 779 + Damn, that doesn't even deserve a witty response! + + + 780 + Are you even listening what you're saying? + + + 781 + Oh, I'll give you one! Just you wait! + + + 782 + You should consider changing your masseur. I volunteer! + + + 783 + Yeah, I bet you did. God. + + + 784 + Oooh. Not today! + + + 785 + No! + + + 786 + Anything for you, princess. + + + 787 + I work this way on women. + + + 788 + Are you doing this on purpose? + + + 789 + Pffft. + + + 790 + Pffft. + + + 791 + I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that. + + + 792 + Hold on! I'll just drop my clothes, get my rescue tube and I'm coming to save you! + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir-languages/Chinese_Version/Data/TableData/Chinese.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/Chinese_Version/Data/TableData/Chinese.EnemyTaunts.xml index 3fcdfcacd..bb185a640 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/Chinese_Version/Data/TableData/Chinese.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/Chinese_Version/Data/TableData/Chinese.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1250,1624 +1250,1935 @@ I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! - 322 + 310 Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! - 327 + 311 Is that the best you can do? - 328 + 312 Your life is over, asshole! - 329 + 313 Very pretty, but can you fight? - 330 + 314 Howdy, pardner! - 331 + 315 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - 332 + 316 Viva la revolution! - 333 + 317 Keep a place in hell for your queen! - 334 + 318 Your move, creep! - 335 + 319 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - 336 + 320 Shit, shit, shit... - 337 + 321 We're all gonna die. - 338 + 322 God help me. - 339 + 323 We're in some real pretty shit now! - 340 + 324 It is no dream! This is really happening! - 341 + 325 Goddamnit. - 342 + 326 I got a bad feeling on this one. - 343 + 327 It's a goddamn commando squad! - 344 + 328 Why this shit always happens to me!? - 345 + 329 I can't deal with this anymore - 346 + 330 What the hell am I going to do now? - 347 + 331 I should get the hell out of here! - 348 + 332 Oh no, how could this happen? - 349 + 333 I will not fight those bastards alone! - 350 + 334 Where is the goddamn cavalry? - 351 + 335 I am outta here. - 352 + 336 Doctor is in! - 353 + 337 Operation succesful! - 354 + 338 I'll carve ya up like a chicken! - 355 + 339 Bleed for me! - 356 + 340 I can't believe they're paying me for that! - 357 + 341 You taste like chicken! - 358 + 342 You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! - 359 + 343 Chop chop chop! - 360 + 344 Fresh meat! - 361 + 345 I'll drink your blood! - 362 + 346 I'll gut you like a fish! - 363 + 347 Let's see what's inside this pinata! - 364 + 348 When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! - 365 + 349 You could use some shave! - 366 + 350 Don't worry, it's disinfected! - 367 + 351 Show me what you've got! - 368 + 352 Time for harakiri, asshole! - 369 + 353 Hey, you've got untied shoelace! - 370 + 354 There's a mustard on your shirt! - 371 + 355 Mmmmmincemeat! - 372 + 356 Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! - 373 + 357 I'll break your every single bone! - 374 + 358 Need a nose job? - 375 + 359 Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! - 376 + 360 See? Girls can fight too! - 377 + 361 Girls power! - 378 + 362 Aaand you're dead. - 379 + 363 Next! - 380 + 364 That's just a beginning, fuckers! - 381 + 365 Time to loot a corpse, I guess. - 382 + 366 Nice job getting yourself killed. - 383 + 367 You OK? You look kinda... dead! - 384 + 368 Another one to my collection. - 385 + 369 You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. - 386 + 370 That door revolved one time too many... - 387 + 371 Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. - 388 + 372 Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. - 389 + 373 I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! - 390 + 374 I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! - 391 + 375 I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! - 392 + 376 Pathetic. - 393 + 377 Amateur. - 394 + 378 Let this be a lesson for all of you! - 395 + 379 You asked for it. - 396 + 380 Your luck ran out. - 397 + 381 Time to pay the piper! - 398 + 382 Someone, go check his pulse. - 399 + 383 Someone, go check her pulse. - 400 + 384 Adios! - 401 + 385 Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... - 402 + 386 Serves you right, you slut! - 403 + 387 In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. - 404 + 388 Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. - 405 + 389 Goodnight sweet prince. - 406 + 390 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. - 407 + 391 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. - 408 + 392 Diagnosis: negative! - 409 + 393 It didn't have end up like this.! - 410 + 394 I think I'll skip a lunch today. - 411 + 395 Hahaha! Fucking awesome! - 412 + 396 Fuck yeah! I love this job! - 413 + 397 It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. - 414 + 398 Boom, head shot! - 415 + 399 Wow! - 416 + 400 Mind blown! - 417 + 401 I wasn't even trying. - 418 + 402 Did somebody take a picture? - 419 + 403 Pop goes the zit! - 420 + 404 I warned you about mexican food! - 421 + 405 What can I say, I'm a better draw. - 422 + 406 I'm gonna miss your cinematography... - 423 + 407 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - 424 + 408 Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! - 425 + 409 No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! - 426 + 410 Next time try shooting with open eyes! - 427 + 411 Stop shaking! I can't hit you! - 428 + 412 Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! - 429 + 413 And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! - 430 + 414 Couple? We're not married! - 431 + 415 I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! - 432 + 416 PX? What the fuck does it even mean? - 433 + 417 No shit, Sherlock! - 434 + 418 It will be one-way trip for you! - 435 + 419 Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! - 436 + 420 Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! - 1 - 437 + 421 What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! - 438 + 422 Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! - 439 + 423 I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! - 440 + 424 Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. - 441 + 425 So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. - 442 + 426 Indeed I do! - 443 + 427 You know there's no such animal, right? - 444 + 428 Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! - 445 + 429 Trouble is my second name! - 446 + 430 Like a bulldog! - 447 + 431 You should be! - 448 + 432 Your wish is my order! - 449 + 433 Nobody ever does. - 450 + 434 Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. - 451 + 435 Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! - 452 + 436 No, thank you! - 453 + 437 Will see who's about to teach whom! - 454 + 438 You're right! - 455 + 439 You don't deserve a chance! - 456 + 440 Horoscopes lie! - 457 + 441 Ding dong! - 458 + 442 It's still not too late! - 459 + 443 We'll check ourselves! - 460 + 444 Need bubbles, sir? - 461 + 445 Did you just call me an ass!? - 462 + 446 Whatever. - 463 + 447 I didn't understand a single word! - 464 + 448 It will only get closer! - 465 + 449 I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. - 471 + 450 You're the disease and I'm the cure. - 472 + 451 I'm gonna blow your head off! - 473 + 452 Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! - 475 + 453 I eat Green Berets for breakfast! - 476 + 454 You cowboys are finished! - 477 + 455 Take this, you maggot! - 478 + 456 I'm going to cut out your living guts! - 479 + 457 Long live the queen! - 480 + 458 Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! - 481 + 459 Don't make me angry! - 482 + 460 I must break you! - 484 + 461 This is for the Queen! - 485 + 462 The Queen says: Die! - 486 + 463 Dying ain't much of a living, boy! - 487 + 464 Dying ain't much of a living, girl! - 488 + 465 Is that the best you can do? - 489 + 466 Your life is over, asshole! - 490 + 467 Very pretty, but can you fight? - 491 + 468 Howdy, pardner! - 492 + 469 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - 493 + 470 Viva la revolution! - 494 + 471 Your move, creep! - 495 + 472 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - 496 + 473 It's about to turn into full tournee! - 497 + 474 "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? - 498 + 475 As you wish! - 499 + 476 Hey! I'm a lady! - 500 + 477 I'll dig you one! Six feet under! - 501 + 478 I guess there's no more room in hell... - 502 + 479 Is this some kind of a joke? - 503 + 480 They're coming to get us! - 504 + 481 Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! - 505 + 482 Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... - 506 + 483 Really? I mean.. c'mon! - 507 + 484 That's just fucked up! - 508 + 485 What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? - 509 + 486 Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! - 510 + 487 I'll send you back to hell! - 511 + 488 We'll need more paramedics! - 512 + 489 Oh shit! It can smell my brain! - 513 + 490 It's not zombie! He's infected! - 514 + 491 Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... - 515 + 492 It's alive! - 516 + 493 Maybe it's friendly. - 517 + 494 It's alive... ish. - 518 + 495 Nothing's ever real until it's real. - 519 + 496 They live! - 520 + 497 There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... - 521 + 498 I will not negotiate with undead! - 522 + 499 So there IS a life after death! - 523 + 500 Don't use the Z word! - 524 + 501 Holy shit. Plot twist! - 525 + 502 Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. - 526 + 503 That's it, no more drugs for me. - 527 + 504 I knew that movie was based on a true story! - 528 + 505 You're one spooky motherfucker, man. - 529 + 506 Oooh. Zombies. How original. - 530 + 507 Zombie over here! - 531 + 508 Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! - 532 + 509 Undead! - 533 + 510 This is a bad dream! - 534 + 511 Blasphemy! - 535 + 512 Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! - 536 + 513 At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. - 537 + 514 I'm scared to pieces! - 538 + 515 It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. - 539 + 516 It could be worse. They could be nazi! - 540 + 517 Where's my lawnmower when I need it? - 541 + 518 It's againt the nature, you freak! - 542 + 519 Dead should stay dead. - 543 + 520 Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. - 544 + 521 No! I don't want to become one of you! - 545 + 522 Stay away from my precious gray matter! - 546 + 523 Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! - 547 + 524 Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! - 548 + 525 They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! - 549 + 526 Not my face! My beautiful face! - 550 + 527 The PAIN! - 551 + 528 Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! - 552 + 529 Does it hurt to be dead? - 553 + 530 And stay dead! This time! - 554 + 531 You're dead... again. - 555 + 532 Rest in pieces! - 556 + 533 If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. - 557 + 534 Stay down! - 558 + 535 Get back where you came from! - 559 + 536 Zed is dead. - 560 + 537 Yeah! See ya! - 561 + 538 Punish! - 562 + 539 Bingo! - 563 + 540 I think you'll enjoy this. - 564 + 541 I'll squash you like a bug! - 565 + 542 Here comes Johnny! - 566 + 543 Somebody call an ambulance! - 567 + 544 My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! - 568 + 545 Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! - 569 + 546 OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! - 570 + 547 Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! - 571 + 548 Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? - 572 + 549 Look what you've made me do... - 573 + 550 Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! - 573 + 551 Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! - 574 + 552 Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! - 575 + 553 Look who's come to the picnic! - 576 + 554 You've got to be crazy to come here! - 577 + 555 Now, you've got my attention! - 578 + 556 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - 579 + 557 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - 580 + 558 Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... - 581 + 559 Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! - 582 + 560 How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! - 583 + 561 You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? - 584 + 562 Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... - 585 + 563 Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! - 586 + 564 Is that your best? - 587 + 565 It's official: YOU SUCK! - 588 + 566 You cannot hurt me! - 589 + 567 Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? - 588 + 568 I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! - 589 + 569 Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! - 590 + 570 Are you trying to piss me off? - 591 + 571 Do you want to hurt me on purpose? - 592 + 572 Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! - 593 + 573 I'm going to beat the crap out of you! - 594 + 574 If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! - 595 + 575 That's it, you're fucking dead! - 596 + 576 I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! - 597 + 577 Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! - 598 + 578 God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. - 599 + 579 The army... I should have known better! - 600 + 580 Coming here... What was I thinking? - 601 + 581 I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. - 602 + 582 No weapons! No friends! No hope! - 603 + 583 If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... - 604 + 584 HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! - 605 + 585 Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! - 606 + 586 Gee, whales can fight? - 607 + 587 Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! - 608 + 588 This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! - 609 + 589 How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! - 610 + 590 Over here, you morons! - 611 + 591 Go to hell, Hellar! - 612 + 592 Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? - 613 + 593 It must be this time of the month! - 614 + 594 Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! - 615 + 595 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 616 + 596 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 617 + 597 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 618 + 598 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 619 + 599 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 620 + 600 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 621 + 601 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - 622 + 602 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - 623 + 603 Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! - 624 + 604 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - 625 + 605 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - 626 + 606 OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! - 627 + 607 Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. - 628 + 608 Trust me. I'm a professional! - 629 + 609 You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... - 630 + 610 Nice boobs! Are these real? - 631 + 611 You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? - 632 + 612 Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. - 633 + 613 Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! - 634 + 614 You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! - 635 + 615 I see you and now I can see through you! - 636 + 616 Little enemies... little wounds! - 637 + 617 I really hate needless violence. - 638 + 618 Wow, you're even dumber than you look. - 639 + 619 You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! - 640 + 620 Were your parents siblings? - 641 + 621 Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? - 642 + 622 I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! - 643 + 623 Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? - 643 + 624 Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! - 644 + 625 Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! - 645 + 626 Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! - 646 + 627 Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? - 647 + 628 As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? - 648 + 629 You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! - 649 + 630 Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! - 650 + 631 You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! - 651 + 632 Guys, don't shoot the cushions! - 652 + 633 It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! - 653 + 634 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - 654 + 635 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - 655 + 636 Are you tryin' to make me look good? - 656 + 637 Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! - 657 + 638 Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! - 658 + 639 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? - 659 + 640 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? - 660 + 641 Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - 661 + 642 Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - 662 + 643 Idiots! Idiots everywhere! - 663 + 644 You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. - 664 + 645 I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. - 665 + 646 How's that karma tasting? Not so good? - 666 + 647 Do you always take yourself so seriously? - 667 + 648 Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. - 668 + 649 Go bore someone else with your existence. - 669 + 650 When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! - 670 + 651 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - 671 + 652 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - 672 + 653 Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! - 673 + 654 Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! - 674 + 655 Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! - 675 + 656 I'm scared to death! - 676 + 657 Gee, that gave me goose bumps! - 677 + 658 Speak of the devil! - 678 + 659 Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! - 679 + 660 OK, that was the last straw! - 680 + 661 If I throw a stick, will you go away? - 681 + 662 How can I miss you if you won't go away? - 682 + 663 Hold my beer and watch this! - 683 + 664 Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! - 684 + 665 Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! - 685 + 666 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - 686 + 667 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - 687 + 668 I thought your purpose was to die! - 688 + 669 Hey, dickless! Over here! - 689 + 670 Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? - 690 + 671 Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! - 691 + 672 Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? - 692 + 673 Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? - 693 + 674 Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? - 694 + 675 Did your parents have any children that lived? - 695 + 676 You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! - 696 + 677 Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. - 697 + 678 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! - 698 + 679 If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! - 699 + 680 That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! - 700 + 681 What? Hello? I can't hear anything! - 701 + 682 Argh! My ears are bleeding! - 702 + 683 What's this ringing? - 703 + 684 Huh? It's all silent... - 704 + 685 Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? - 705 + 686 Fuck, my eyeballs! - 706 + 687 I can't see shit! - 707 + 688 Who turned off the light?! - 708 + 689 Oh, my eyes! - 709 + 690 Oh God, I'm blind! - 710 + 691 Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! - 711 + 692 Somebody help me! I can't see! - 712 + 693 You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! - 713 + 694 My eyes are on fire! - 714 + 695 Cover me, I'm reloading! - 715 + 696 I'm out, reloading! - 716 + 697 I'm out, reloading! - 717 + 698 Gotta reload! - 718 + 699 Reloading! - 719 + 700 I'm all out! - 720 + 701 I'm running dry over here! - 721 + 702 Need more ammo! - 722 + 703 I'm out of bullets! - 723 + 704 I'm leaking! - 724 + 705 I'm bleeding! - 725 + 706 Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! - 726 + 707 Mmmm... blood. - 727 + 708 I need medical attention! - 728 + 709 I'm spilling blood! - 729 + 710 I... can't... catch a breath... - 730 + 711 My... lungs... - 731 + 712 Gas! Oh... - 732 + 713 I can't breath! - 733 + 714 It burns! + + 715 + Don't worry, I'll send you some! + + + 716 + I'll show you! + + + 717 + You'll wish you wouldn't ask! + + + 718 + You got it wrong, let me educate you! + + + 719 + Was that a rhetorical question? + + + 720 + Now whose fault is it, if your cocksucker boss buys second hand guns? + + + 721 + And soon so will be you! + + + 722 + The only thing layin' low here, is you bitch! + + + 723 + Yeah right, that's why you're sweating! + + + 724 + Guess again! That wasn't your horoscope! + + + 725 + Advice for today: avoid long travels, new relationships and BULLETS! + + + 726 + Mine said I will kill a lot of people today! I hope it will come true too! + + + 727 + Do people seriously believe in these things? Pathetic. + + + 728 + Tough? I could make that shot with eyes closed. + + + 729 + And that's just the beginning! + + + 730 + He loves you no more! + + + 731 + OK, this one's out. Next! + + + 732 + You'll be sorry for saying that! + + + 733 + Well, now we can play hide and seek! + + + 734 + You're right! It's the whole company here! + + + 735 + No, loser! You should have used the plural! Guys, lot's of guys! + + + 736 + Will see about that... + + + 737 + No, it doesn't, but don't worry, we'll be gentle! + + + 738 + Nice grammar, asshole! + + + 739 + Need supplies, wacko? + + + 740 + Here, I'll give you some! + + + 741 + No, you just suck, that's it! No air involved! + + + 742 + Never got this - why bring a knife to a gun fight? + + + 743 + Funny indeed, we had so much fun with him as a target practice! + + + 744 + I know some jokes too. For example: you're a joke! + + + 745 + Hey man, the gun isn't stupid, you are! + + + 746 + Suits you fine, huh? + + + 747 + Relax! Why make such a fuss? + + + 748 + The only thing you're gonna get is your butt kicked! + + + 749 + Oh yeah? Wait for the next one! + + + 750 + It was just a warning shot! + + + 751 + I'll scratch you to death! + + + 752 + That's not a scratch. It's a fucking canyon! + + + 753 + No. You need to die! + + + 754 + I'll dig you one too with it! + + + 755 + Kiss my ass! + + + 756 + Fireball? What the fuck do you think this is? Street Fighter Alpha 3? + + + 757 + It's OK, I'm here. Follow my voice! + + + 758 + That's what she said! + + + 759 + Please, let it be a close encounter of the sexy kind! + + + 760 + We are here, we are queer... fuck, that sounded wrong! + + + 761 + We are here, we are queer... wait, that came out wrong... oops, this too! + + + 762 + I'm ready any time you are! + + + 763 + Why not? Have you never had a threesome? + + + 764 + Now, now, you're hurting our feelings! + + + 765 + Come on, there's always a room to try something new! + + + 766 + Don't worry, it will be just a "gun bang"! + + + 767 + Guys, she just needs a loaded gun! + + + 768 + Come over here, I'll give you some. + + + 769 + Is that how it's called these days? + + + 770 + I bet that's what you've said the first time too! + + + 771 + What did you just say? Wolf? We've got plenty of them... + + + 772 + Oh, now I'm getting jelous. + + + 773 + I can help you to deal with the grief, if you want! + + + 774 + We've got plenty of bears too... Hans, come over here! + + + 775 + Where? Where? + + + 776 + Maybe I could help you with that? + + + 777 + You need to empty the chamber... + + + 778 + But that's nothing new for you, eh? + + + 779 + Damn, that doesn't even deserve a witty response! + + + 780 + Are you even listening what you're saying? + + + 781 + Oh, I'll give you one! Just you wait! + + + 782 + You should consider changing your masseur. I volunteer! + + + 783 + Yeah, I bet you did. God. + + + 784 + Oooh. Not today! + + + 785 + No! + + + 786 + Anything for you, princess. + + + 787 + I work this way on women. + + + 788 + Are you doing this on purpose? + + + 789 + Pffft. + + + 790 + Pffft. + + + 791 + I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that. + + + 792 + Hold on! I'll just drop my clothes, get my rescue tube and I'm coming to save you! + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir-languages/Dutch_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Dutch.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/Dutch_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Dutch.EnemyTaunts.xml index 8a7b6f7f5..b97258e5d 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/Dutch_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Dutch.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/Dutch_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Dutch.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1250,1624 +1250,1935 @@ I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! - 322 + 310 Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! - 327 + 311 Is that the best you can do? - 328 + 312 Your life is over, asshole! - 329 + 313 Very pretty, but can you fight? - 330 + 314 Howdy, pardner! - 331 + 315 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - 332 + 316 Viva la revolution! - 333 + 317 Keep a place in hell for your queen! - 334 + 318 Your move, creep! - 335 + 319 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - 336 + 320 Shit, shit, shit... - 337 + 321 We're all gonna die. - 338 + 322 God help me. - 339 + 323 We're in some real pretty shit now! - 340 + 324 It is no dream! This is really happening! - 341 + 325 Goddamnit. - 342 + 326 I got a bad feeling on this one. - 343 + 327 It's a goddamn commando squad! - 344 + 328 Why this shit always happens to me!? - 345 + 329 I can't deal with this anymore - 346 + 330 What the hell am I going to do now? - 347 + 331 I should get the hell out of here! - 348 + 332 Oh no, how could this happen? - 349 + 333 I will not fight those bastards alone! - 350 + 334 Where is the goddamn cavalry? - 351 + 335 I am outta here. - 352 + 336 Doctor is in! - 353 + 337 Operation succesful! - 354 + 338 I'll carve ya up like a chicken! - 355 + 339 Bleed for me! - 356 + 340 I can't believe they're paying me for that! - 357 + 341 You taste like chicken! - 358 + 342 You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! - 359 + 343 Chop chop chop! - 360 + 344 Fresh meat! - 361 + 345 I'll drink your blood! - 362 + 346 I'll gut you like a fish! - 363 + 347 Let's see what's inside this pinata! - 364 + 348 When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! - 365 + 349 You could use some shave! - 366 + 350 Don't worry, it's disinfected! - 367 + 351 Show me what you've got! - 368 + 352 Time for harakiri, asshole! - 369 + 353 Hey, you've got untied shoelace! - 370 + 354 There's a mustard on your shirt! - 371 + 355 Mmmmmincemeat! - 372 + 356 Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! - 373 + 357 I'll break your every single bone! - 374 + 358 Need a nose job? - 375 + 359 Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! - 376 + 360 See? Girls can fight too! - 377 + 361 Girls power! - 378 + 362 Aaand you're dead. - 379 + 363 Next! - 380 + 364 That's just a beginning, fuckers! - 381 + 365 Time to loot a corpse, I guess. - 382 + 366 Nice job getting yourself killed. - 383 + 367 You OK? You look kinda... dead! - 384 + 368 Another one to my collection. - 385 + 369 You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. - 386 + 370 That door revolved one time too many... - 387 + 371 Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. - 388 + 372 Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. - 389 + 373 I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! - 390 + 374 I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! - 391 + 375 I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! - 392 + 376 Pathetic. - 393 + 377 Amateur. - 394 + 378 Let this be a lesson for all of you! - 395 + 379 You asked for it. - 396 + 380 Your luck ran out. - 397 + 381 Time to pay the piper! - 398 + 382 Someone, go check his pulse. - 399 + 383 Someone, go check her pulse. - 400 + 384 Adios! - 401 + 385 Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... - 402 + 386 Serves you right, you slut! - 403 + 387 In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. - 404 + 388 Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. - 405 + 389 Goodnight sweet prince. - 406 + 390 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. - 407 + 391 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. - 408 + 392 Diagnosis: negative! - 409 + 393 It didn't have end up like this.! - 410 + 394 I think I'll skip a lunch today. - 411 + 395 Hahaha! Fucking awesome! - 412 + 396 Fuck yeah! I love this job! - 413 + 397 It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. - 414 + 398 Boom, head shot! - 415 + 399 Wow! - 416 + 400 Mind blown! - 417 + 401 I wasn't even trying. - 418 + 402 Did somebody take a picture? - 419 + 403 Pop goes the zit! - 420 + 404 I warned you about mexican food! - 421 + 405 What can I say, I'm a better draw. - 422 + 406 I'm gonna miss your cinematography... - 423 + 407 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - 424 + 408 Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! - 425 + 409 No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! - 426 + 410 Next time try shooting with open eyes! - 427 + 411 Stop shaking! I can't hit you! - 428 + 412 Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! - 429 + 413 And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! - 430 + 414 Couple? We're not married! - 431 + 415 I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! - 432 + 416 PX? What the fuck does it even mean? - 433 + 417 No shit, Sherlock! - 434 + 418 It will be one-way trip for you! - 435 + 419 Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! - 436 + 420 Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! - 1 - 437 + 421 What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! - 438 + 422 Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! - 439 + 423 I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! - 440 + 424 Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. - 441 + 425 So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. - 442 + 426 Indeed I do! - 443 + 427 You know there's no such animal, right? - 444 + 428 Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! - 445 + 429 Trouble is my second name! - 446 + 430 Like a bulldog! - 447 + 431 You should be! - 448 + 432 Your wish is my order! - 449 + 433 Nobody ever does. - 450 + 434 Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. - 451 + 435 Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! - 452 + 436 No, thank you! - 453 + 437 Will see who's about to teach whom! - 454 + 438 You're right! - 455 + 439 You don't deserve a chance! - 456 + 440 Horoscopes lie! - 457 + 441 Ding dong! - 458 + 442 It's still not too late! - 459 + 443 We'll check ourselves! - 460 + 444 Need bubbles, sir? - 461 + 445 Did you just call me an ass!? - 462 + 446 Whatever. - 463 + 447 I didn't understand a single word! - 464 + 448 It will only get closer! - 465 + 449 I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. - 471 + 450 You're the disease and I'm the cure. - 472 + 451 I'm gonna blow your head off! - 473 + 452 Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! - 475 + 453 I eat Green Berets for breakfast! - 476 + 454 You cowboys are finished! - 477 + 455 Take this, you maggot! - 478 + 456 I'm going to cut out your living guts! - 479 + 457 Long live the queen! - 480 + 458 Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! - 481 + 459 Don't make me angry! - 482 + 460 I must break you! - 484 + 461 This is for the Queen! - 485 + 462 The Queen says: Die! - 486 + 463 Dying ain't much of a living, boy! - 487 + 464 Dying ain't much of a living, girl! - 488 + 465 Is that the best you can do? - 489 + 466 Your life is over, asshole! - 490 + 467 Very pretty, but can you fight? - 491 + 468 Howdy, pardner! - 492 + 469 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - 493 + 470 Viva la revolution! - 494 + 471 Your move, creep! - 495 + 472 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - 496 + 473 It's about to turn into full tournee! - 497 + 474 "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? - 498 + 475 As you wish! - 499 + 476 Hey! I'm a lady! - 500 + 477 I'll dig you one! Six feet under! - 501 + 478 I guess there's no more room in hell... - 502 + 479 Is this some kind of a joke? - 503 + 480 They're coming to get us! - 504 + 481 Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! - 505 + 482 Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... - 506 + 483 Really? I mean.. c'mon! - 507 + 484 That's just fucked up! - 508 + 485 What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? - 509 + 486 Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! - 510 + 487 I'll send you back to hell! - 511 + 488 We'll need more paramedics! - 512 + 489 Oh shit! It can smell my brain! - 513 + 490 It's not zombie! He's infected! - 514 + 491 Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... - 515 + 492 It's alive! - 516 + 493 Maybe it's friendly. - 517 + 494 It's alive... ish. - 518 + 495 Nothing's ever real until it's real. - 519 + 496 They live! - 520 + 497 There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... - 521 + 498 I will not negotiate with undead! - 522 + 499 So there IS a life after death! - 523 + 500 Don't use the Z word! - 524 + 501 Holy shit. Plot twist! - 525 + 502 Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. - 526 + 503 That's it, no more drugs for me. - 527 + 504 I knew that movie was based on a true story! - 528 + 505 You're one spooky motherfucker, man. - 529 + 506 Oooh. Zombies. How original. - 530 + 507 Zombie over here! - 531 + 508 Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! - 532 + 509 Undead! - 533 + 510 This is a bad dream! - 534 + 511 Blasphemy! - 535 + 512 Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! - 536 + 513 At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. - 537 + 514 I'm scared to pieces! - 538 + 515 It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. - 539 + 516 It could be worse. They could be nazi! - 540 + 517 Where's my lawnmower when I need it? - 541 + 518 It's againt the nature, you freak! - 542 + 519 Dead should stay dead. - 543 + 520 Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. - 544 + 521 No! I don't want to become one of you! - 545 + 522 Stay away from my precious gray matter! - 546 + 523 Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! - 547 + 524 Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! - 548 + 525 They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! - 549 + 526 Not my face! My beautiful face! - 550 + 527 The PAIN! - 551 + 528 Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! - 552 + 529 Does it hurt to be dead? - 553 + 530 And stay dead! This time! - 554 + 531 You're dead... again. - 555 + 532 Rest in pieces! - 556 + 533 If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. - 557 + 534 Stay down! - 558 + 535 Get back where you came from! - 559 + 536 Zed is dead. - 560 + 537 Yeah! See ya! - 561 + 538 Punish! - 562 + 539 Bingo! - 563 + 540 I think you'll enjoy this. - 564 + 541 I'll squash you like a bug! - 565 + 542 Here comes Johnny! - 566 + 543 Somebody call an ambulance! - 567 + 544 My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! - 568 + 545 Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! - 569 + 546 OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! - 570 + 547 Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! - 571 + 548 Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? - 572 + 549 Look what you've made me do... - 573 + 550 Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! - 573 + 551 Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! - 574 + 552 Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! - 575 + 553 Look who's come to the picnic! - 576 + 554 You've got to be crazy to come here! - 577 + 555 Now, you've got my attention! - 578 + 556 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - 579 + 557 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - 580 + 558 Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... - 581 + 559 Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! - 582 + 560 How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! - 583 + 561 You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? - 584 + 562 Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... - 585 + 563 Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! - 586 + 564 Is that your best? - 587 + 565 It's official: YOU SUCK! - 588 + 566 You cannot hurt me! - 589 + 567 Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? - 588 + 568 I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! - 589 + 569 Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! - 590 + 570 Are you trying to piss me off? - 591 + 571 Do you want to hurt me on purpose? - 592 + 572 Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! - 593 + 573 I'm going to beat the crap out of you! - 594 + 574 If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! - 595 + 575 That's it, you're fucking dead! - 596 + 576 I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! - 597 + 577 Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! - 598 + 578 God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. - 599 + 579 The army... I should have known better! - 600 + 580 Coming here... What was I thinking? - 601 + 581 I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. - 602 + 582 No weapons! No friends! No hope! - 603 + 583 If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... - 604 + 584 HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! - 605 + 585 Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! - 606 + 586 Gee, whales can fight? - 607 + 587 Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! - 608 + 588 This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! - 609 + 589 How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! - 610 + 590 Over here, you morons! - 611 + 591 Go to hell, Hellar! - 612 + 592 Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? - 613 + 593 It must be this time of the month! - 614 + 594 Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! - 615 + 595 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 616 + 596 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 617 + 597 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 618 + 598 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 619 + 599 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 620 + 600 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 621 + 601 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - 622 + 602 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - 623 + 603 Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! - 624 + 604 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - 625 + 605 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - 626 + 606 OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! - 627 + 607 Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. - 628 + 608 Trust me. I'm a professional! - 629 + 609 You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... - 630 + 610 Nice boobs! Are these real? - 631 + 611 You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? - 632 + 612 Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. - 633 + 613 Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! - 634 + 614 You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! - 635 + 615 I see you and now I can see through you! - 636 + 616 Little enemies... little wounds! - 637 + 617 I really hate needless violence. - 638 + 618 Wow, you're even dumber than you look. - 639 + 619 You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! - 640 + 620 Were your parents siblings? - 641 + 621 Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? - 642 + 622 I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! - 643 + 623 Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? - 643 + 624 Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! - 644 + 625 Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! - 645 + 626 Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! - 646 + 627 Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? - 647 + 628 As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? - 648 + 629 You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! - 649 + 630 Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! - 650 + 631 You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! - 651 + 632 Guys, don't shoot the cushions! - 652 + 633 It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! - 653 + 634 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - 654 + 635 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - 655 + 636 Are you tryin' to make me look good? - 656 + 637 Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! - 657 + 638 Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! - 658 + 639 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? - 659 + 640 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? - 660 + 641 Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - 661 + 642 Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - 662 + 643 Idiots! Idiots everywhere! - 663 + 644 You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. - 664 + 645 I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. - 665 + 646 How's that karma tasting? Not so good? - 666 + 647 Do you always take yourself so seriously? - 667 + 648 Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. - 668 + 649 Go bore someone else with your existence. - 669 + 650 When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! - 670 + 651 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - 671 + 652 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - 672 + 653 Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! - 673 + 654 Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! - 674 + 655 Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! - 675 + 656 I'm scared to death! - 676 + 657 Gee, that gave me goose bumps! - 677 + 658 Speak of the devil! - 678 + 659 Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! - 679 + 660 OK, that was the last straw! - 680 + 661 If I throw a stick, will you go away? - 681 + 662 How can I miss you if you won't go away? - 682 + 663 Hold my beer and watch this! - 683 + 664 Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! - 684 + 665 Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! - 685 + 666 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - 686 + 667 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - 687 + 668 I thought your purpose was to die! - 688 + 669 Hey, dickless! Over here! - 689 + 670 Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? - 690 + 671 Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! - 691 + 672 Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? - 692 + 673 Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? - 693 + 674 Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? - 694 + 675 Did your parents have any children that lived? - 695 + 676 You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! - 696 + 677 Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. - 697 + 678 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! - 698 + 679 If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! - 699 + 680 That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! - 700 + 681 What? Hello? I can't hear anything! - 701 + 682 Argh! My ears are bleeding! - 702 + 683 What's this ringing? - 703 + 684 Huh? It's all silent... - 704 + 685 Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? - 705 + 686 Fuck, my eyeballs! - 706 + 687 I can't see shit! - 707 + 688 Who turned off the light?! - 708 + 689 Oh, my eyes! - 709 + 690 Oh God, I'm blind! - 710 + 691 Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! - 711 + 692 Somebody help me! I can't see! - 712 + 693 You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! - 713 + 694 My eyes are on fire! - 714 + 695 Cover me, I'm reloading! - 715 + 696 I'm out, reloading! - 716 + 697 I'm out, reloading! - 717 + 698 Gotta reload! - 718 + 699 Reloading! - 719 + 700 I'm all out! - 720 + 701 I'm running dry over here! - 721 + 702 Need more ammo! - 722 + 703 I'm out of bullets! - 723 + 704 I'm leaking! - 724 + 705 I'm bleeding! - 725 + 706 Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! - 726 + 707 Mmmm... blood. - 727 + 708 I need medical attention! - 728 + 709 I'm spilling blood! - 729 + 710 I... can't... catch a breath... - 730 + 711 My... lungs... - 731 + 712 Gas! Oh... - 732 + 713 I can't breath! - 733 + 714 It burns! + + 715 + Don't worry, I'll send you some! + + + 716 + I'll show you! + + + 717 + You'll wish you wouldn't ask! + + + 718 + You got it wrong, let me educate you! + + + 719 + Was that a rhetorical question? + + + 720 + Now whose fault is it, if your cocksucker boss buys second hand guns? + + + 721 + And soon so will be you! + + + 722 + The only thing layin' low here, is you bitch! + + + 723 + Yeah right, that's why you're sweating! + + + 724 + Guess again! That wasn't your horoscope! + + + 725 + Advice for today: avoid long travels, new relationships and BULLETS! + + + 726 + Mine said I will kill a lot of people today! I hope it will come true too! + + + 727 + Do people seriously believe in these things? Pathetic. + + + 728 + Tough? I could make that shot with eyes closed. + + + 729 + And that's just the beginning! + + + 730 + He loves you no more! + + + 731 + OK, this one's out. Next! + + + 732 + You'll be sorry for saying that! + + + 733 + Well, now we can play hide and seek! + + + 734 + You're right! It's the whole company here! + + + 735 + No, loser! You should have used the plural! Guys, lot's of guys! + + + 736 + Will see about that... + + + 737 + No, it doesn't, but don't worry, we'll be gentle! + + + 738 + Nice grammar, asshole! + + + 739 + Need supplies, wacko? + + + 740 + Here, I'll give you some! + + + 741 + No, you just suck, that's it! No air involved! + + + 742 + Never got this - why bring a knife to a gun fight? + + + 743 + Funny indeed, we had so much fun with him as a target practice! + + + 744 + I know some jokes too. For example: you're a joke! + + + 745 + Hey man, the gun isn't stupid, you are! + + + 746 + Suits you fine, huh? + + + 747 + Relax! Why make such a fuss? + + + 748 + The only thing you're gonna get is your butt kicked! + + + 749 + Oh yeah? Wait for the next one! + + + 750 + It was just a warning shot! + + + 751 + I'll scratch you to death! + + + 752 + That's not a scratch. It's a fucking canyon! + + + 753 + No. You need to die! + + + 754 + I'll dig you one too with it! + + + 755 + Kiss my ass! + + + 756 + Fireball? What the fuck do you think this is? Street Fighter Alpha 3? + + + 757 + It's OK, I'm here. Follow my voice! + + + 758 + That's what she said! + + + 759 + Please, let it be a close encounter of the sexy kind! + + + 760 + We are here, we are queer... fuck, that sounded wrong! + + + 761 + We are here, we are queer... wait, that came out wrong... oops, this too! + + + 762 + I'm ready any time you are! + + + 763 + Why not? Have you never had a threesome? + + + 764 + Now, now, you're hurting our feelings! + + + 765 + Come on, there's always a room to try something new! + + + 766 + Don't worry, it will be just a "gun bang"! + + + 767 + Guys, she just needs a loaded gun! + + + 768 + Come over here, I'll give you some. + + + 769 + Is that how it's called these days? + + + 770 + I bet that's what you've said the first time too! + + + 771 + What did you just say? Wolf? We've got plenty of them... + + + 772 + Oh, now I'm getting jelous. + + + 773 + I can help you to deal with the grief, if you want! + + + 774 + We've got plenty of bears too... Hans, come over here! + + + 775 + Where? Where? + + + 776 + Maybe I could help you with that? + + + 777 + You need to empty the chamber... + + + 778 + But that's nothing new for you, eh? + + + 779 + Damn, that doesn't even deserve a witty response! + + + 780 + Are you even listening what you're saying? + + + 781 + Oh, I'll give you one! Just you wait! + + + 782 + You should consider changing your masseur. I volunteer! + + + 783 + Yeah, I bet you did. God. + + + 784 + Oooh. Not today! + + + 785 + No! + + + 786 + Anything for you, princess. + + + 787 + I work this way on women. + + + 788 + Are you doing this on purpose? + + + 789 + Pffft. + + + 790 + Pffft. + + + 791 + I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that. + + + 792 + Hold on! I'll just drop my clothes, get my rescue tube and I'm coming to save you! + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir-languages/Dutch_Version/Data/TableData/Dutch.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/Dutch_Version/Data/TableData/Dutch.EnemyTaunts.xml index 8a7b6f7f5..b97258e5d 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/Dutch_Version/Data/TableData/Dutch.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/Dutch_Version/Data/TableData/Dutch.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1250,1624 +1250,1935 @@ I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! - 322 + 310 Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! - 327 + 311 Is that the best you can do? - 328 + 312 Your life is over, asshole! - 329 + 313 Very pretty, but can you fight? - 330 + 314 Howdy, pardner! - 331 + 315 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - 332 + 316 Viva la revolution! - 333 + 317 Keep a place in hell for your queen! - 334 + 318 Your move, creep! - 335 + 319 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - 336 + 320 Shit, shit, shit... - 337 + 321 We're all gonna die. - 338 + 322 God help me. - 339 + 323 We're in some real pretty shit now! - 340 + 324 It is no dream! This is really happening! - 341 + 325 Goddamnit. - 342 + 326 I got a bad feeling on this one. - 343 + 327 It's a goddamn commando squad! - 344 + 328 Why this shit always happens to me!? - 345 + 329 I can't deal with this anymore - 346 + 330 What the hell am I going to do now? - 347 + 331 I should get the hell out of here! - 348 + 332 Oh no, how could this happen? - 349 + 333 I will not fight those bastards alone! - 350 + 334 Where is the goddamn cavalry? - 351 + 335 I am outta here. - 352 + 336 Doctor is in! - 353 + 337 Operation succesful! - 354 + 338 I'll carve ya up like a chicken! - 355 + 339 Bleed for me! - 356 + 340 I can't believe they're paying me for that! - 357 + 341 You taste like chicken! - 358 + 342 You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! - 359 + 343 Chop chop chop! - 360 + 344 Fresh meat! - 361 + 345 I'll drink your blood! - 362 + 346 I'll gut you like a fish! - 363 + 347 Let's see what's inside this pinata! - 364 + 348 When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! - 365 + 349 You could use some shave! - 366 + 350 Don't worry, it's disinfected! - 367 + 351 Show me what you've got! - 368 + 352 Time for harakiri, asshole! - 369 + 353 Hey, you've got untied shoelace! - 370 + 354 There's a mustard on your shirt! - 371 + 355 Mmmmmincemeat! - 372 + 356 Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! - 373 + 357 I'll break your every single bone! - 374 + 358 Need a nose job? - 375 + 359 Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! - 376 + 360 See? Girls can fight too! - 377 + 361 Girls power! - 378 + 362 Aaand you're dead. - 379 + 363 Next! - 380 + 364 That's just a beginning, fuckers! - 381 + 365 Time to loot a corpse, I guess. - 382 + 366 Nice job getting yourself killed. - 383 + 367 You OK? You look kinda... dead! - 384 + 368 Another one to my collection. - 385 + 369 You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. - 386 + 370 That door revolved one time too many... - 387 + 371 Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. - 388 + 372 Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. - 389 + 373 I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! - 390 + 374 I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! - 391 + 375 I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! - 392 + 376 Pathetic. - 393 + 377 Amateur. - 394 + 378 Let this be a lesson for all of you! - 395 + 379 You asked for it. - 396 + 380 Your luck ran out. - 397 + 381 Time to pay the piper! - 398 + 382 Someone, go check his pulse. - 399 + 383 Someone, go check her pulse. - 400 + 384 Adios! - 401 + 385 Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... - 402 + 386 Serves you right, you slut! - 403 + 387 In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. - 404 + 388 Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. - 405 + 389 Goodnight sweet prince. - 406 + 390 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. - 407 + 391 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. - 408 + 392 Diagnosis: negative! - 409 + 393 It didn't have end up like this.! - 410 + 394 I think I'll skip a lunch today. - 411 + 395 Hahaha! Fucking awesome! - 412 + 396 Fuck yeah! I love this job! - 413 + 397 It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. - 414 + 398 Boom, head shot! - 415 + 399 Wow! - 416 + 400 Mind blown! - 417 + 401 I wasn't even trying. - 418 + 402 Did somebody take a picture? - 419 + 403 Pop goes the zit! - 420 + 404 I warned you about mexican food! - 421 + 405 What can I say, I'm a better draw. - 422 + 406 I'm gonna miss your cinematography... - 423 + 407 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - 424 + 408 Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! - 425 + 409 No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! - 426 + 410 Next time try shooting with open eyes! - 427 + 411 Stop shaking! I can't hit you! - 428 + 412 Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! - 429 + 413 And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! - 430 + 414 Couple? We're not married! - 431 + 415 I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! - 432 + 416 PX? What the fuck does it even mean? - 433 + 417 No shit, Sherlock! - 434 + 418 It will be one-way trip for you! - 435 + 419 Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! - 436 + 420 Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! - 1 - 437 + 421 What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! - 438 + 422 Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! - 439 + 423 I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! - 440 + 424 Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. - 441 + 425 So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. - 442 + 426 Indeed I do! - 443 + 427 You know there's no such animal, right? - 444 + 428 Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! - 445 + 429 Trouble is my second name! - 446 + 430 Like a bulldog! - 447 + 431 You should be! - 448 + 432 Your wish is my order! - 449 + 433 Nobody ever does. - 450 + 434 Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. - 451 + 435 Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! - 452 + 436 No, thank you! - 453 + 437 Will see who's about to teach whom! - 454 + 438 You're right! - 455 + 439 You don't deserve a chance! - 456 + 440 Horoscopes lie! - 457 + 441 Ding dong! - 458 + 442 It's still not too late! - 459 + 443 We'll check ourselves! - 460 + 444 Need bubbles, sir? - 461 + 445 Did you just call me an ass!? - 462 + 446 Whatever. - 463 + 447 I didn't understand a single word! - 464 + 448 It will only get closer! - 465 + 449 I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. - 471 + 450 You're the disease and I'm the cure. - 472 + 451 I'm gonna blow your head off! - 473 + 452 Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! - 475 + 453 I eat Green Berets for breakfast! - 476 + 454 You cowboys are finished! - 477 + 455 Take this, you maggot! - 478 + 456 I'm going to cut out your living guts! - 479 + 457 Long live the queen! - 480 + 458 Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! - 481 + 459 Don't make me angry! - 482 + 460 I must break you! - 484 + 461 This is for the Queen! - 485 + 462 The Queen says: Die! - 486 + 463 Dying ain't much of a living, boy! - 487 + 464 Dying ain't much of a living, girl! - 488 + 465 Is that the best you can do? - 489 + 466 Your life is over, asshole! - 490 + 467 Very pretty, but can you fight? - 491 + 468 Howdy, pardner! - 492 + 469 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - 493 + 470 Viva la revolution! - 494 + 471 Your move, creep! - 495 + 472 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - 496 + 473 It's about to turn into full tournee! - 497 + 474 "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? - 498 + 475 As you wish! - 499 + 476 Hey! I'm a lady! - 500 + 477 I'll dig you one! Six feet under! - 501 + 478 I guess there's no more room in hell... - 502 + 479 Is this some kind of a joke? - 503 + 480 They're coming to get us! - 504 + 481 Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! - 505 + 482 Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... - 506 + 483 Really? I mean.. c'mon! - 507 + 484 That's just fucked up! - 508 + 485 What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? - 509 + 486 Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! - 510 + 487 I'll send you back to hell! - 511 + 488 We'll need more paramedics! - 512 + 489 Oh shit! It can smell my brain! - 513 + 490 It's not zombie! He's infected! - 514 + 491 Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... - 515 + 492 It's alive! - 516 + 493 Maybe it's friendly. - 517 + 494 It's alive... ish. - 518 + 495 Nothing's ever real until it's real. - 519 + 496 They live! - 520 + 497 There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... - 521 + 498 I will not negotiate with undead! - 522 + 499 So there IS a life after death! - 523 + 500 Don't use the Z word! - 524 + 501 Holy shit. Plot twist! - 525 + 502 Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. - 526 + 503 That's it, no more drugs for me. - 527 + 504 I knew that movie was based on a true story! - 528 + 505 You're one spooky motherfucker, man. - 529 + 506 Oooh. Zombies. How original. - 530 + 507 Zombie over here! - 531 + 508 Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! - 532 + 509 Undead! - 533 + 510 This is a bad dream! - 534 + 511 Blasphemy! - 535 + 512 Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! - 536 + 513 At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. - 537 + 514 I'm scared to pieces! - 538 + 515 It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. - 539 + 516 It could be worse. They could be nazi! - 540 + 517 Where's my lawnmower when I need it? - 541 + 518 It's againt the nature, you freak! - 542 + 519 Dead should stay dead. - 543 + 520 Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. - 544 + 521 No! I don't want to become one of you! - 545 + 522 Stay away from my precious gray matter! - 546 + 523 Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! - 547 + 524 Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! - 548 + 525 They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! - 549 + 526 Not my face! My beautiful face! - 550 + 527 The PAIN! - 551 + 528 Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! - 552 + 529 Does it hurt to be dead? - 553 + 530 And stay dead! This time! - 554 + 531 You're dead... again. - 555 + 532 Rest in pieces! - 556 + 533 If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. - 557 + 534 Stay down! - 558 + 535 Get back where you came from! - 559 + 536 Zed is dead. - 560 + 537 Yeah! See ya! - 561 + 538 Punish! - 562 + 539 Bingo! - 563 + 540 I think you'll enjoy this. - 564 + 541 I'll squash you like a bug! - 565 + 542 Here comes Johnny! - 566 + 543 Somebody call an ambulance! - 567 + 544 My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! - 568 + 545 Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! - 569 + 546 OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! - 570 + 547 Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! - 571 + 548 Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? - 572 + 549 Look what you've made me do... - 573 + 550 Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! - 573 + 551 Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! - 574 + 552 Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! - 575 + 553 Look who's come to the picnic! - 576 + 554 You've got to be crazy to come here! - 577 + 555 Now, you've got my attention! - 578 + 556 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - 579 + 557 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - 580 + 558 Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... - 581 + 559 Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! - 582 + 560 How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! - 583 + 561 You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? - 584 + 562 Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... - 585 + 563 Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! - 586 + 564 Is that your best? - 587 + 565 It's official: YOU SUCK! - 588 + 566 You cannot hurt me! - 589 + 567 Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? - 588 + 568 I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! - 589 + 569 Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! - 590 + 570 Are you trying to piss me off? - 591 + 571 Do you want to hurt me on purpose? - 592 + 572 Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! - 593 + 573 I'm going to beat the crap out of you! - 594 + 574 If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! - 595 + 575 That's it, you're fucking dead! - 596 + 576 I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! - 597 + 577 Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! - 598 + 578 God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. - 599 + 579 The army... I should have known better! - 600 + 580 Coming here... What was I thinking? - 601 + 581 I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. - 602 + 582 No weapons! No friends! No hope! - 603 + 583 If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... - 604 + 584 HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! - 605 + 585 Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! - 606 + 586 Gee, whales can fight? - 607 + 587 Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! - 608 + 588 This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! - 609 + 589 How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! - 610 + 590 Over here, you morons! - 611 + 591 Go to hell, Hellar! - 612 + 592 Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? - 613 + 593 It must be this time of the month! - 614 + 594 Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! - 615 + 595 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 616 + 596 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 617 + 597 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 618 + 598 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 619 + 599 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 620 + 600 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 621 + 601 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - 622 + 602 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - 623 + 603 Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! - 624 + 604 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - 625 + 605 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - 626 + 606 OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! - 627 + 607 Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. - 628 + 608 Trust me. I'm a professional! - 629 + 609 You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... - 630 + 610 Nice boobs! Are these real? - 631 + 611 You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? - 632 + 612 Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. - 633 + 613 Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! - 634 + 614 You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! - 635 + 615 I see you and now I can see through you! - 636 + 616 Little enemies... little wounds! - 637 + 617 I really hate needless violence. - 638 + 618 Wow, you're even dumber than you look. - 639 + 619 You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! - 640 + 620 Were your parents siblings? - 641 + 621 Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? - 642 + 622 I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! - 643 + 623 Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? - 643 + 624 Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! - 644 + 625 Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! - 645 + 626 Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! - 646 + 627 Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? - 647 + 628 As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? - 648 + 629 You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! - 649 + 630 Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! - 650 + 631 You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! - 651 + 632 Guys, don't shoot the cushions! - 652 + 633 It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! - 653 + 634 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - 654 + 635 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - 655 + 636 Are you tryin' to make me look good? - 656 + 637 Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! - 657 + 638 Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! - 658 + 639 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? - 659 + 640 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? - 660 + 641 Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - 661 + 642 Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - 662 + 643 Idiots! Idiots everywhere! - 663 + 644 You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. - 664 + 645 I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. - 665 + 646 How's that karma tasting? Not so good? - 666 + 647 Do you always take yourself so seriously? - 667 + 648 Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. - 668 + 649 Go bore someone else with your existence. - 669 + 650 When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! - 670 + 651 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - 671 + 652 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - 672 + 653 Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! - 673 + 654 Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! - 674 + 655 Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! - 675 + 656 I'm scared to death! - 676 + 657 Gee, that gave me goose bumps! - 677 + 658 Speak of the devil! - 678 + 659 Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! - 679 + 660 OK, that was the last straw! - 680 + 661 If I throw a stick, will you go away? - 681 + 662 How can I miss you if you won't go away? - 682 + 663 Hold my beer and watch this! - 683 + 664 Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! - 684 + 665 Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! - 685 + 666 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - 686 + 667 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - 687 + 668 I thought your purpose was to die! - 688 + 669 Hey, dickless! Over here! - 689 + 670 Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? - 690 + 671 Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! - 691 + 672 Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? - 692 + 673 Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? - 693 + 674 Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? - 694 + 675 Did your parents have any children that lived? - 695 + 676 You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! - 696 + 677 Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. - 697 + 678 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! - 698 + 679 If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! - 699 + 680 That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! - 700 + 681 What? Hello? I can't hear anything! - 701 + 682 Argh! My ears are bleeding! - 702 + 683 What's this ringing? - 703 + 684 Huh? It's all silent... - 704 + 685 Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? - 705 + 686 Fuck, my eyeballs! - 706 + 687 I can't see shit! - 707 + 688 Who turned off the light?! - 708 + 689 Oh, my eyes! - 709 + 690 Oh God, I'm blind! - 710 + 691 Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! - 711 + 692 Somebody help me! I can't see! - 712 + 693 You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! - 713 + 694 My eyes are on fire! - 714 + 695 Cover me, I'm reloading! - 715 + 696 I'm out, reloading! - 716 + 697 I'm out, reloading! - 717 + 698 Gotta reload! - 718 + 699 Reloading! - 719 + 700 I'm all out! - 720 + 701 I'm running dry over here! - 721 + 702 Need more ammo! - 722 + 703 I'm out of bullets! - 723 + 704 I'm leaking! - 724 + 705 I'm bleeding! - 725 + 706 Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! - 726 + 707 Mmmm... blood. - 727 + 708 I need medical attention! - 728 + 709 I'm spilling blood! - 729 + 710 I... can't... catch a breath... - 730 + 711 My... lungs... - 731 + 712 Gas! Oh... - 732 + 713 I can't breath! - 733 + 714 It burns! + + 715 + Don't worry, I'll send you some! + + + 716 + I'll show you! + + + 717 + You'll wish you wouldn't ask! + + + 718 + You got it wrong, let me educate you! + + + 719 + Was that a rhetorical question? + + + 720 + Now whose fault is it, if your cocksucker boss buys second hand guns? + + + 721 + And soon so will be you! + + + 722 + The only thing layin' low here, is you bitch! + + + 723 + Yeah right, that's why you're sweating! + + + 724 + Guess again! That wasn't your horoscope! + + + 725 + Advice for today: avoid long travels, new relationships and BULLETS! + + + 726 + Mine said I will kill a lot of people today! I hope it will come true too! + + + 727 + Do people seriously believe in these things? Pathetic. + + + 728 + Tough? I could make that shot with eyes closed. + + + 729 + And that's just the beginning! + + + 730 + He loves you no more! + + + 731 + OK, this one's out. Next! + + + 732 + You'll be sorry for saying that! + + + 733 + Well, now we can play hide and seek! + + + 734 + You're right! It's the whole company here! + + + 735 + No, loser! You should have used the plural! Guys, lot's of guys! + + + 736 + Will see about that... + + + 737 + No, it doesn't, but don't worry, we'll be gentle! + + + 738 + Nice grammar, asshole! + + + 739 + Need supplies, wacko? + + + 740 + Here, I'll give you some! + + + 741 + No, you just suck, that's it! No air involved! + + + 742 + Never got this - why bring a knife to a gun fight? + + + 743 + Funny indeed, we had so much fun with him as a target practice! + + + 744 + I know some jokes too. For example: you're a joke! + + + 745 + Hey man, the gun isn't stupid, you are! + + + 746 + Suits you fine, huh? + + + 747 + Relax! Why make such a fuss? + + + 748 + The only thing you're gonna get is your butt kicked! + + + 749 + Oh yeah? Wait for the next one! + + + 750 + It was just a warning shot! + + + 751 + I'll scratch you to death! + + + 752 + That's not a scratch. It's a fucking canyon! + + + 753 + No. You need to die! + + + 754 + I'll dig you one too with it! + + + 755 + Kiss my ass! + + + 756 + Fireball? What the fuck do you think this is? Street Fighter Alpha 3? + + + 757 + It's OK, I'm here. Follow my voice! + + + 758 + That's what she said! + + + 759 + Please, let it be a close encounter of the sexy kind! + + + 760 + We are here, we are queer... fuck, that sounded wrong! + + + 761 + We are here, we are queer... wait, that came out wrong... oops, this too! + + + 762 + I'm ready any time you are! + + + 763 + Why not? Have you never had a threesome? + + + 764 + Now, now, you're hurting our feelings! + + + 765 + Come on, there's always a room to try something new! + + + 766 + Don't worry, it will be just a "gun bang"! + + + 767 + Guys, she just needs a loaded gun! + + + 768 + Come over here, I'll give you some. + + + 769 + Is that how it's called these days? + + + 770 + I bet that's what you've said the first time too! + + + 771 + What did you just say? Wolf? We've got plenty of them... + + + 772 + Oh, now I'm getting jelous. + + + 773 + I can help you to deal with the grief, if you want! + + + 774 + We've got plenty of bears too... Hans, come over here! + + + 775 + Where? Where? + + + 776 + Maybe I could help you with that? + + + 777 + You need to empty the chamber... + + + 778 + But that's nothing new for you, eh? + + + 779 + Damn, that doesn't even deserve a witty response! + + + 780 + Are you even listening what you're saying? + + + 781 + Oh, I'll give you one! Just you wait! + + + 782 + You should consider changing your masseur. I volunteer! + + + 783 + Yeah, I bet you did. God. + + + 784 + Oooh. Not today! + + + 785 + No! + + + 786 + Anything for you, princess. + + + 787 + I work this way on women. + + + 788 + Are you doing this on purpose? + + + 789 + Pffft. + + + 790 + Pffft. + + + 791 + I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that. + + + 792 + Hold on! I'll just drop my clothes, get my rescue tube and I'm coming to save you! + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir-languages/French_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/French.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/French_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/French.EnemyTaunts.xml index 8a7b6f7f5..b97258e5d 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/French_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/French.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/French_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/French.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1250,1624 +1250,1935 @@ I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! - 322 + 310 Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! - 327 + 311 Is that the best you can do? - 328 + 312 Your life is over, asshole! - 329 + 313 Very pretty, but can you fight? - 330 + 314 Howdy, pardner! - 331 + 315 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - 332 + 316 Viva la revolution! - 333 + 317 Keep a place in hell for your queen! - 334 + 318 Your move, creep! - 335 + 319 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - 336 + 320 Shit, shit, shit... - 337 + 321 We're all gonna die. - 338 + 322 God help me. - 339 + 323 We're in some real pretty shit now! - 340 + 324 It is no dream! This is really happening! - 341 + 325 Goddamnit. - 342 + 326 I got a bad feeling on this one. - 343 + 327 It's a goddamn commando squad! - 344 + 328 Why this shit always happens to me!? - 345 + 329 I can't deal with this anymore - 346 + 330 What the hell am I going to do now? - 347 + 331 I should get the hell out of here! - 348 + 332 Oh no, how could this happen? - 349 + 333 I will not fight those bastards alone! - 350 + 334 Where is the goddamn cavalry? - 351 + 335 I am outta here. - 352 + 336 Doctor is in! - 353 + 337 Operation succesful! - 354 + 338 I'll carve ya up like a chicken! - 355 + 339 Bleed for me! - 356 + 340 I can't believe they're paying me for that! - 357 + 341 You taste like chicken! - 358 + 342 You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! - 359 + 343 Chop chop chop! - 360 + 344 Fresh meat! - 361 + 345 I'll drink your blood! - 362 + 346 I'll gut you like a fish! - 363 + 347 Let's see what's inside this pinata! - 364 + 348 When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! - 365 + 349 You could use some shave! - 366 + 350 Don't worry, it's disinfected! - 367 + 351 Show me what you've got! - 368 + 352 Time for harakiri, asshole! - 369 + 353 Hey, you've got untied shoelace! - 370 + 354 There's a mustard on your shirt! - 371 + 355 Mmmmmincemeat! - 372 + 356 Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! - 373 + 357 I'll break your every single bone! - 374 + 358 Need a nose job? - 375 + 359 Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! - 376 + 360 See? Girls can fight too! - 377 + 361 Girls power! - 378 + 362 Aaand you're dead. - 379 + 363 Next! - 380 + 364 That's just a beginning, fuckers! - 381 + 365 Time to loot a corpse, I guess. - 382 + 366 Nice job getting yourself killed. - 383 + 367 You OK? You look kinda... dead! - 384 + 368 Another one to my collection. - 385 + 369 You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. - 386 + 370 That door revolved one time too many... - 387 + 371 Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. - 388 + 372 Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. - 389 + 373 I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! - 390 + 374 I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! - 391 + 375 I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! - 392 + 376 Pathetic. - 393 + 377 Amateur. - 394 + 378 Let this be a lesson for all of you! - 395 + 379 You asked for it. - 396 + 380 Your luck ran out. - 397 + 381 Time to pay the piper! - 398 + 382 Someone, go check his pulse. - 399 + 383 Someone, go check her pulse. - 400 + 384 Adios! - 401 + 385 Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... - 402 + 386 Serves you right, you slut! - 403 + 387 In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. - 404 + 388 Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. - 405 + 389 Goodnight sweet prince. - 406 + 390 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. - 407 + 391 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. - 408 + 392 Diagnosis: negative! - 409 + 393 It didn't have end up like this.! - 410 + 394 I think I'll skip a lunch today. - 411 + 395 Hahaha! Fucking awesome! - 412 + 396 Fuck yeah! I love this job! - 413 + 397 It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. - 414 + 398 Boom, head shot! - 415 + 399 Wow! - 416 + 400 Mind blown! - 417 + 401 I wasn't even trying. - 418 + 402 Did somebody take a picture? - 419 + 403 Pop goes the zit! - 420 + 404 I warned you about mexican food! - 421 + 405 What can I say, I'm a better draw. - 422 + 406 I'm gonna miss your cinematography... - 423 + 407 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - 424 + 408 Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! - 425 + 409 No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! - 426 + 410 Next time try shooting with open eyes! - 427 + 411 Stop shaking! I can't hit you! - 428 + 412 Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! - 429 + 413 And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! - 430 + 414 Couple? We're not married! - 431 + 415 I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! - 432 + 416 PX? What the fuck does it even mean? - 433 + 417 No shit, Sherlock! - 434 + 418 It will be one-way trip for you! - 435 + 419 Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! - 436 + 420 Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! - 1 - 437 + 421 What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! - 438 + 422 Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! - 439 + 423 I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! - 440 + 424 Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. - 441 + 425 So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. - 442 + 426 Indeed I do! - 443 + 427 You know there's no such animal, right? - 444 + 428 Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! - 445 + 429 Trouble is my second name! - 446 + 430 Like a bulldog! - 447 + 431 You should be! - 448 + 432 Your wish is my order! - 449 + 433 Nobody ever does. - 450 + 434 Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. - 451 + 435 Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! - 452 + 436 No, thank you! - 453 + 437 Will see who's about to teach whom! - 454 + 438 You're right! - 455 + 439 You don't deserve a chance! - 456 + 440 Horoscopes lie! - 457 + 441 Ding dong! - 458 + 442 It's still not too late! - 459 + 443 We'll check ourselves! - 460 + 444 Need bubbles, sir? - 461 + 445 Did you just call me an ass!? - 462 + 446 Whatever. - 463 + 447 I didn't understand a single word! - 464 + 448 It will only get closer! - 465 + 449 I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. - 471 + 450 You're the disease and I'm the cure. - 472 + 451 I'm gonna blow your head off! - 473 + 452 Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! - 475 + 453 I eat Green Berets for breakfast! - 476 + 454 You cowboys are finished! - 477 + 455 Take this, you maggot! - 478 + 456 I'm going to cut out your living guts! - 479 + 457 Long live the queen! - 480 + 458 Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! - 481 + 459 Don't make me angry! - 482 + 460 I must break you! - 484 + 461 This is for the Queen! - 485 + 462 The Queen says: Die! - 486 + 463 Dying ain't much of a living, boy! - 487 + 464 Dying ain't much of a living, girl! - 488 + 465 Is that the best you can do? - 489 + 466 Your life is over, asshole! - 490 + 467 Very pretty, but can you fight? - 491 + 468 Howdy, pardner! - 492 + 469 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - 493 + 470 Viva la revolution! - 494 + 471 Your move, creep! - 495 + 472 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - 496 + 473 It's about to turn into full tournee! - 497 + 474 "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? - 498 + 475 As you wish! - 499 + 476 Hey! I'm a lady! - 500 + 477 I'll dig you one! Six feet under! - 501 + 478 I guess there's no more room in hell... - 502 + 479 Is this some kind of a joke? - 503 + 480 They're coming to get us! - 504 + 481 Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! - 505 + 482 Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... - 506 + 483 Really? I mean.. c'mon! - 507 + 484 That's just fucked up! - 508 + 485 What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? - 509 + 486 Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! - 510 + 487 I'll send you back to hell! - 511 + 488 We'll need more paramedics! - 512 + 489 Oh shit! It can smell my brain! - 513 + 490 It's not zombie! He's infected! - 514 + 491 Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... - 515 + 492 It's alive! - 516 + 493 Maybe it's friendly. - 517 + 494 It's alive... ish. - 518 + 495 Nothing's ever real until it's real. - 519 + 496 They live! - 520 + 497 There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... - 521 + 498 I will not negotiate with undead! - 522 + 499 So there IS a life after death! - 523 + 500 Don't use the Z word! - 524 + 501 Holy shit. Plot twist! - 525 + 502 Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. - 526 + 503 That's it, no more drugs for me. - 527 + 504 I knew that movie was based on a true story! - 528 + 505 You're one spooky motherfucker, man. - 529 + 506 Oooh. Zombies. How original. - 530 + 507 Zombie over here! - 531 + 508 Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! - 532 + 509 Undead! - 533 + 510 This is a bad dream! - 534 + 511 Blasphemy! - 535 + 512 Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! - 536 + 513 At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. - 537 + 514 I'm scared to pieces! - 538 + 515 It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. - 539 + 516 It could be worse. They could be nazi! - 540 + 517 Where's my lawnmower when I need it? - 541 + 518 It's againt the nature, you freak! - 542 + 519 Dead should stay dead. - 543 + 520 Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. - 544 + 521 No! I don't want to become one of you! - 545 + 522 Stay away from my precious gray matter! - 546 + 523 Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! - 547 + 524 Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! - 548 + 525 They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! - 549 + 526 Not my face! My beautiful face! - 550 + 527 The PAIN! - 551 + 528 Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! - 552 + 529 Does it hurt to be dead? - 553 + 530 And stay dead! This time! - 554 + 531 You're dead... again. - 555 + 532 Rest in pieces! - 556 + 533 If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. - 557 + 534 Stay down! - 558 + 535 Get back where you came from! - 559 + 536 Zed is dead. - 560 + 537 Yeah! See ya! - 561 + 538 Punish! - 562 + 539 Bingo! - 563 + 540 I think you'll enjoy this. - 564 + 541 I'll squash you like a bug! - 565 + 542 Here comes Johnny! - 566 + 543 Somebody call an ambulance! - 567 + 544 My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! - 568 + 545 Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! - 569 + 546 OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! - 570 + 547 Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! - 571 + 548 Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? - 572 + 549 Look what you've made me do... - 573 + 550 Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! - 573 + 551 Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! - 574 + 552 Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! - 575 + 553 Look who's come to the picnic! - 576 + 554 You've got to be crazy to come here! - 577 + 555 Now, you've got my attention! - 578 + 556 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - 579 + 557 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - 580 + 558 Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... - 581 + 559 Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! - 582 + 560 How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! - 583 + 561 You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? - 584 + 562 Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... - 585 + 563 Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! - 586 + 564 Is that your best? - 587 + 565 It's official: YOU SUCK! - 588 + 566 You cannot hurt me! - 589 + 567 Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? - 588 + 568 I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! - 589 + 569 Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! - 590 + 570 Are you trying to piss me off? - 591 + 571 Do you want to hurt me on purpose? - 592 + 572 Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! - 593 + 573 I'm going to beat the crap out of you! - 594 + 574 If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! - 595 + 575 That's it, you're fucking dead! - 596 + 576 I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! - 597 + 577 Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! - 598 + 578 God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. - 599 + 579 The army... I should have known better! - 600 + 580 Coming here... What was I thinking? - 601 + 581 I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. - 602 + 582 No weapons! No friends! No hope! - 603 + 583 If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... - 604 + 584 HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! - 605 + 585 Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! - 606 + 586 Gee, whales can fight? - 607 + 587 Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! - 608 + 588 This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! - 609 + 589 How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! - 610 + 590 Over here, you morons! - 611 + 591 Go to hell, Hellar! - 612 + 592 Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? - 613 + 593 It must be this time of the month! - 614 + 594 Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! - 615 + 595 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 616 + 596 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 617 + 597 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 618 + 598 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 619 + 599 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 620 + 600 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 621 + 601 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - 622 + 602 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - 623 + 603 Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! - 624 + 604 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - 625 + 605 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - 626 + 606 OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! - 627 + 607 Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. - 628 + 608 Trust me. I'm a professional! - 629 + 609 You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... - 630 + 610 Nice boobs! Are these real? - 631 + 611 You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? - 632 + 612 Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. - 633 + 613 Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! - 634 + 614 You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! - 635 + 615 I see you and now I can see through you! - 636 + 616 Little enemies... little wounds! - 637 + 617 I really hate needless violence. - 638 + 618 Wow, you're even dumber than you look. - 639 + 619 You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! - 640 + 620 Were your parents siblings? - 641 + 621 Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? - 642 + 622 I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! - 643 + 623 Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? - 643 + 624 Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! - 644 + 625 Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! - 645 + 626 Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! - 646 + 627 Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? - 647 + 628 As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? - 648 + 629 You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! - 649 + 630 Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! - 650 + 631 You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! - 651 + 632 Guys, don't shoot the cushions! - 652 + 633 It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! - 653 + 634 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - 654 + 635 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - 655 + 636 Are you tryin' to make me look good? - 656 + 637 Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! - 657 + 638 Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! - 658 + 639 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? - 659 + 640 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? - 660 + 641 Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - 661 + 642 Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - 662 + 643 Idiots! Idiots everywhere! - 663 + 644 You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. - 664 + 645 I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. - 665 + 646 How's that karma tasting? Not so good? - 666 + 647 Do you always take yourself so seriously? - 667 + 648 Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. - 668 + 649 Go bore someone else with your existence. - 669 + 650 When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! - 670 + 651 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - 671 + 652 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - 672 + 653 Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! - 673 + 654 Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! - 674 + 655 Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! - 675 + 656 I'm scared to death! - 676 + 657 Gee, that gave me goose bumps! - 677 + 658 Speak of the devil! - 678 + 659 Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! - 679 + 660 OK, that was the last straw! - 680 + 661 If I throw a stick, will you go away? - 681 + 662 How can I miss you if you won't go away? - 682 + 663 Hold my beer and watch this! - 683 + 664 Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! - 684 + 665 Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! - 685 + 666 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - 686 + 667 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - 687 + 668 I thought your purpose was to die! - 688 + 669 Hey, dickless! Over here! - 689 + 670 Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? - 690 + 671 Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! - 691 + 672 Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? - 692 + 673 Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? - 693 + 674 Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? - 694 + 675 Did your parents have any children that lived? - 695 + 676 You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! - 696 + 677 Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. - 697 + 678 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! - 698 + 679 If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! - 699 + 680 That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! - 700 + 681 What? Hello? I can't hear anything! - 701 + 682 Argh! My ears are bleeding! - 702 + 683 What's this ringing? - 703 + 684 Huh? It's all silent... - 704 + 685 Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? - 705 + 686 Fuck, my eyeballs! - 706 + 687 I can't see shit! - 707 + 688 Who turned off the light?! - 708 + 689 Oh, my eyes! - 709 + 690 Oh God, I'm blind! - 710 + 691 Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! - 711 + 692 Somebody help me! I can't see! - 712 + 693 You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! - 713 + 694 My eyes are on fire! - 714 + 695 Cover me, I'm reloading! - 715 + 696 I'm out, reloading! - 716 + 697 I'm out, reloading! - 717 + 698 Gotta reload! - 718 + 699 Reloading! - 719 + 700 I'm all out! - 720 + 701 I'm running dry over here! - 721 + 702 Need more ammo! - 722 + 703 I'm out of bullets! - 723 + 704 I'm leaking! - 724 + 705 I'm bleeding! - 725 + 706 Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! - 726 + 707 Mmmm... blood. - 727 + 708 I need medical attention! - 728 + 709 I'm spilling blood! - 729 + 710 I... can't... catch a breath... - 730 + 711 My... lungs... - 731 + 712 Gas! Oh... - 732 + 713 I can't breath! - 733 + 714 It burns! + + 715 + Don't worry, I'll send you some! + + + 716 + I'll show you! + + + 717 + You'll wish you wouldn't ask! + + + 718 + You got it wrong, let me educate you! + + + 719 + Was that a rhetorical question? + + + 720 + Now whose fault is it, if your cocksucker boss buys second hand guns? + + + 721 + And soon so will be you! + + + 722 + The only thing layin' low here, is you bitch! + + + 723 + Yeah right, that's why you're sweating! + + + 724 + Guess again! That wasn't your horoscope! + + + 725 + Advice for today: avoid long travels, new relationships and BULLETS! + + + 726 + Mine said I will kill a lot of people today! I hope it will come true too! + + + 727 + Do people seriously believe in these things? Pathetic. + + + 728 + Tough? I could make that shot with eyes closed. + + + 729 + And that's just the beginning! + + + 730 + He loves you no more! + + + 731 + OK, this one's out. Next! + + + 732 + You'll be sorry for saying that! + + + 733 + Well, now we can play hide and seek! + + + 734 + You're right! It's the whole company here! + + + 735 + No, loser! You should have used the plural! Guys, lot's of guys! + + + 736 + Will see about that... + + + 737 + No, it doesn't, but don't worry, we'll be gentle! + + + 738 + Nice grammar, asshole! + + + 739 + Need supplies, wacko? + + + 740 + Here, I'll give you some! + + + 741 + No, you just suck, that's it! No air involved! + + + 742 + Never got this - why bring a knife to a gun fight? + + + 743 + Funny indeed, we had so much fun with him as a target practice! + + + 744 + I know some jokes too. For example: you're a joke! + + + 745 + Hey man, the gun isn't stupid, you are! + + + 746 + Suits you fine, huh? + + + 747 + Relax! Why make such a fuss? + + + 748 + The only thing you're gonna get is your butt kicked! + + + 749 + Oh yeah? Wait for the next one! + + + 750 + It was just a warning shot! + + + 751 + I'll scratch you to death! + + + 752 + That's not a scratch. It's a fucking canyon! + + + 753 + No. You need to die! + + + 754 + I'll dig you one too with it! + + + 755 + Kiss my ass! + + + 756 + Fireball? What the fuck do you think this is? Street Fighter Alpha 3? + + + 757 + It's OK, I'm here. Follow my voice! + + + 758 + That's what she said! + + + 759 + Please, let it be a close encounter of the sexy kind! + + + 760 + We are here, we are queer... fuck, that sounded wrong! + + + 761 + We are here, we are queer... wait, that came out wrong... oops, this too! + + + 762 + I'm ready any time you are! + + + 763 + Why not? Have you never had a threesome? + + + 764 + Now, now, you're hurting our feelings! + + + 765 + Come on, there's always a room to try something new! + + + 766 + Don't worry, it will be just a "gun bang"! + + + 767 + Guys, she just needs a loaded gun! + + + 768 + Come over here, I'll give you some. + + + 769 + Is that how it's called these days? + + + 770 + I bet that's what you've said the first time too! + + + 771 + What did you just say? Wolf? We've got plenty of them... + + + 772 + Oh, now I'm getting jelous. + + + 773 + I can help you to deal with the grief, if you want! + + + 774 + We've got plenty of bears too... Hans, come over here! + + + 775 + Where? Where? + + + 776 + Maybe I could help you with that? + + + 777 + You need to empty the chamber... + + + 778 + But that's nothing new for you, eh? + + + 779 + Damn, that doesn't even deserve a witty response! + + + 780 + Are you even listening what you're saying? + + + 781 + Oh, I'll give you one! Just you wait! + + + 782 + You should consider changing your masseur. I volunteer! + + + 783 + Yeah, I bet you did. God. + + + 784 + Oooh. Not today! + + + 785 + No! + + + 786 + Anything for you, princess. + + + 787 + I work this way on women. + + + 788 + Are you doing this on purpose? + + + 789 + Pffft. + + + 790 + Pffft. + + + 791 + I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that. + + + 792 + Hold on! I'll just drop my clothes, get my rescue tube and I'm coming to save you! + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir-languages/French_Version/Data/TableData/French.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/French_Version/Data/TableData/French.EnemyTaunts.xml index 8a7b6f7f5..b97258e5d 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/French_Version/Data/TableData/French.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/French_Version/Data/TableData/French.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1250,1624 +1250,1935 @@ I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! - 322 + 310 Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! - 327 + 311 Is that the best you can do? - 328 + 312 Your life is over, asshole! - 329 + 313 Very pretty, but can you fight? - 330 + 314 Howdy, pardner! - 331 + 315 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - 332 + 316 Viva la revolution! - 333 + 317 Keep a place in hell for your queen! - 334 + 318 Your move, creep! - 335 + 319 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - 336 + 320 Shit, shit, shit... - 337 + 321 We're all gonna die. - 338 + 322 God help me. - 339 + 323 We're in some real pretty shit now! - 340 + 324 It is no dream! This is really happening! - 341 + 325 Goddamnit. - 342 + 326 I got a bad feeling on this one. - 343 + 327 It's a goddamn commando squad! - 344 + 328 Why this shit always happens to me!? - 345 + 329 I can't deal with this anymore - 346 + 330 What the hell am I going to do now? - 347 + 331 I should get the hell out of here! - 348 + 332 Oh no, how could this happen? - 349 + 333 I will not fight those bastards alone! - 350 + 334 Where is the goddamn cavalry? - 351 + 335 I am outta here. - 352 + 336 Doctor is in! - 353 + 337 Operation succesful! - 354 + 338 I'll carve ya up like a chicken! - 355 + 339 Bleed for me! - 356 + 340 I can't believe they're paying me for that! - 357 + 341 You taste like chicken! - 358 + 342 You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! - 359 + 343 Chop chop chop! - 360 + 344 Fresh meat! - 361 + 345 I'll drink your blood! - 362 + 346 I'll gut you like a fish! - 363 + 347 Let's see what's inside this pinata! - 364 + 348 When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! - 365 + 349 You could use some shave! - 366 + 350 Don't worry, it's disinfected! - 367 + 351 Show me what you've got! - 368 + 352 Time for harakiri, asshole! - 369 + 353 Hey, you've got untied shoelace! - 370 + 354 There's a mustard on your shirt! - 371 + 355 Mmmmmincemeat! - 372 + 356 Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! - 373 + 357 I'll break your every single bone! - 374 + 358 Need a nose job? - 375 + 359 Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! - 376 + 360 See? Girls can fight too! - 377 + 361 Girls power! - 378 + 362 Aaand you're dead. - 379 + 363 Next! - 380 + 364 That's just a beginning, fuckers! - 381 + 365 Time to loot a corpse, I guess. - 382 + 366 Nice job getting yourself killed. - 383 + 367 You OK? You look kinda... dead! - 384 + 368 Another one to my collection. - 385 + 369 You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. - 386 + 370 That door revolved one time too many... - 387 + 371 Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. - 388 + 372 Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. - 389 + 373 I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! - 390 + 374 I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! - 391 + 375 I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! - 392 + 376 Pathetic. - 393 + 377 Amateur. - 394 + 378 Let this be a lesson for all of you! - 395 + 379 You asked for it. - 396 + 380 Your luck ran out. - 397 + 381 Time to pay the piper! - 398 + 382 Someone, go check his pulse. - 399 + 383 Someone, go check her pulse. - 400 + 384 Adios! - 401 + 385 Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... - 402 + 386 Serves you right, you slut! - 403 + 387 In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. - 404 + 388 Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. - 405 + 389 Goodnight sweet prince. - 406 + 390 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. - 407 + 391 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. - 408 + 392 Diagnosis: negative! - 409 + 393 It didn't have end up like this.! - 410 + 394 I think I'll skip a lunch today. - 411 + 395 Hahaha! Fucking awesome! - 412 + 396 Fuck yeah! I love this job! - 413 + 397 It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. - 414 + 398 Boom, head shot! - 415 + 399 Wow! - 416 + 400 Mind blown! - 417 + 401 I wasn't even trying. - 418 + 402 Did somebody take a picture? - 419 + 403 Pop goes the zit! - 420 + 404 I warned you about mexican food! - 421 + 405 What can I say, I'm a better draw. - 422 + 406 I'm gonna miss your cinematography... - 423 + 407 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - 424 + 408 Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! - 425 + 409 No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! - 426 + 410 Next time try shooting with open eyes! - 427 + 411 Stop shaking! I can't hit you! - 428 + 412 Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! - 429 + 413 And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! - 430 + 414 Couple? We're not married! - 431 + 415 I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! - 432 + 416 PX? What the fuck does it even mean? - 433 + 417 No shit, Sherlock! - 434 + 418 It will be one-way trip for you! - 435 + 419 Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! - 436 + 420 Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! - 1 - 437 + 421 What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! - 438 + 422 Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! - 439 + 423 I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! - 440 + 424 Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. - 441 + 425 So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. - 442 + 426 Indeed I do! - 443 + 427 You know there's no such animal, right? - 444 + 428 Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! - 445 + 429 Trouble is my second name! - 446 + 430 Like a bulldog! - 447 + 431 You should be! - 448 + 432 Your wish is my order! - 449 + 433 Nobody ever does. - 450 + 434 Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. - 451 + 435 Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! - 452 + 436 No, thank you! - 453 + 437 Will see who's about to teach whom! - 454 + 438 You're right! - 455 + 439 You don't deserve a chance! - 456 + 440 Horoscopes lie! - 457 + 441 Ding dong! - 458 + 442 It's still not too late! - 459 + 443 We'll check ourselves! - 460 + 444 Need bubbles, sir? - 461 + 445 Did you just call me an ass!? - 462 + 446 Whatever. - 463 + 447 I didn't understand a single word! - 464 + 448 It will only get closer! - 465 + 449 I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. - 471 + 450 You're the disease and I'm the cure. - 472 + 451 I'm gonna blow your head off! - 473 + 452 Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! - 475 + 453 I eat Green Berets for breakfast! - 476 + 454 You cowboys are finished! - 477 + 455 Take this, you maggot! - 478 + 456 I'm going to cut out your living guts! - 479 + 457 Long live the queen! - 480 + 458 Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! - 481 + 459 Don't make me angry! - 482 + 460 I must break you! - 484 + 461 This is for the Queen! - 485 + 462 The Queen says: Die! - 486 + 463 Dying ain't much of a living, boy! - 487 + 464 Dying ain't much of a living, girl! - 488 + 465 Is that the best you can do? - 489 + 466 Your life is over, asshole! - 490 + 467 Very pretty, but can you fight? - 491 + 468 Howdy, pardner! - 492 + 469 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - 493 + 470 Viva la revolution! - 494 + 471 Your move, creep! - 495 + 472 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - 496 + 473 It's about to turn into full tournee! - 497 + 474 "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? - 498 + 475 As you wish! - 499 + 476 Hey! I'm a lady! - 500 + 477 I'll dig you one! Six feet under! - 501 + 478 I guess there's no more room in hell... - 502 + 479 Is this some kind of a joke? - 503 + 480 They're coming to get us! - 504 + 481 Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! - 505 + 482 Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... - 506 + 483 Really? I mean.. c'mon! - 507 + 484 That's just fucked up! - 508 + 485 What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? - 509 + 486 Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! - 510 + 487 I'll send you back to hell! - 511 + 488 We'll need more paramedics! - 512 + 489 Oh shit! It can smell my brain! - 513 + 490 It's not zombie! He's infected! - 514 + 491 Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... - 515 + 492 It's alive! - 516 + 493 Maybe it's friendly. - 517 + 494 It's alive... ish. - 518 + 495 Nothing's ever real until it's real. - 519 + 496 They live! - 520 + 497 There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... - 521 + 498 I will not negotiate with undead! - 522 + 499 So there IS a life after death! - 523 + 500 Don't use the Z word! - 524 + 501 Holy shit. Plot twist! - 525 + 502 Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. - 526 + 503 That's it, no more drugs for me. - 527 + 504 I knew that movie was based on a true story! - 528 + 505 You're one spooky motherfucker, man. - 529 + 506 Oooh. Zombies. How original. - 530 + 507 Zombie over here! - 531 + 508 Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! - 532 + 509 Undead! - 533 + 510 This is a bad dream! - 534 + 511 Blasphemy! - 535 + 512 Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! - 536 + 513 At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. - 537 + 514 I'm scared to pieces! - 538 + 515 It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. - 539 + 516 It could be worse. They could be nazi! - 540 + 517 Where's my lawnmower when I need it? - 541 + 518 It's againt the nature, you freak! - 542 + 519 Dead should stay dead. - 543 + 520 Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. - 544 + 521 No! I don't want to become one of you! - 545 + 522 Stay away from my precious gray matter! - 546 + 523 Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! - 547 + 524 Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! - 548 + 525 They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! - 549 + 526 Not my face! My beautiful face! - 550 + 527 The PAIN! - 551 + 528 Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! - 552 + 529 Does it hurt to be dead? - 553 + 530 And stay dead! This time! - 554 + 531 You're dead... again. - 555 + 532 Rest in pieces! - 556 + 533 If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. - 557 + 534 Stay down! - 558 + 535 Get back where you came from! - 559 + 536 Zed is dead. - 560 + 537 Yeah! See ya! - 561 + 538 Punish! - 562 + 539 Bingo! - 563 + 540 I think you'll enjoy this. - 564 + 541 I'll squash you like a bug! - 565 + 542 Here comes Johnny! - 566 + 543 Somebody call an ambulance! - 567 + 544 My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! - 568 + 545 Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! - 569 + 546 OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! - 570 + 547 Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! - 571 + 548 Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? - 572 + 549 Look what you've made me do... - 573 + 550 Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! - 573 + 551 Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! - 574 + 552 Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! - 575 + 553 Look who's come to the picnic! - 576 + 554 You've got to be crazy to come here! - 577 + 555 Now, you've got my attention! - 578 + 556 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - 579 + 557 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - 580 + 558 Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... - 581 + 559 Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! - 582 + 560 How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! - 583 + 561 You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? - 584 + 562 Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... - 585 + 563 Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! - 586 + 564 Is that your best? - 587 + 565 It's official: YOU SUCK! - 588 + 566 You cannot hurt me! - 589 + 567 Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? - 588 + 568 I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! - 589 + 569 Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! - 590 + 570 Are you trying to piss me off? - 591 + 571 Do you want to hurt me on purpose? - 592 + 572 Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! - 593 + 573 I'm going to beat the crap out of you! - 594 + 574 If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! - 595 + 575 That's it, you're fucking dead! - 596 + 576 I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! - 597 + 577 Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! - 598 + 578 God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. - 599 + 579 The army... I should have known better! - 600 + 580 Coming here... What was I thinking? - 601 + 581 I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. - 602 + 582 No weapons! No friends! No hope! - 603 + 583 If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... - 604 + 584 HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! - 605 + 585 Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! - 606 + 586 Gee, whales can fight? - 607 + 587 Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! - 608 + 588 This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! - 609 + 589 How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! - 610 + 590 Over here, you morons! - 611 + 591 Go to hell, Hellar! - 612 + 592 Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? - 613 + 593 It must be this time of the month! - 614 + 594 Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! - 615 + 595 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 616 + 596 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 617 + 597 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 618 + 598 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 619 + 599 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 620 + 600 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 621 + 601 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - 622 + 602 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - 623 + 603 Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! - 624 + 604 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - 625 + 605 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - 626 + 606 OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! - 627 + 607 Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. - 628 + 608 Trust me. I'm a professional! - 629 + 609 You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... - 630 + 610 Nice boobs! Are these real? - 631 + 611 You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? - 632 + 612 Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. - 633 + 613 Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! - 634 + 614 You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! - 635 + 615 I see you and now I can see through you! - 636 + 616 Little enemies... little wounds! - 637 + 617 I really hate needless violence. - 638 + 618 Wow, you're even dumber than you look. - 639 + 619 You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! - 640 + 620 Were your parents siblings? - 641 + 621 Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? - 642 + 622 I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! - 643 + 623 Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? - 643 + 624 Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! - 644 + 625 Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! - 645 + 626 Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! - 646 + 627 Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? - 647 + 628 As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? - 648 + 629 You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! - 649 + 630 Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! - 650 + 631 You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! - 651 + 632 Guys, don't shoot the cushions! - 652 + 633 It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! - 653 + 634 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - 654 + 635 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - 655 + 636 Are you tryin' to make me look good? - 656 + 637 Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! - 657 + 638 Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! - 658 + 639 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? - 659 + 640 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? - 660 + 641 Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - 661 + 642 Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - 662 + 643 Idiots! Idiots everywhere! - 663 + 644 You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. - 664 + 645 I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. - 665 + 646 How's that karma tasting? Not so good? - 666 + 647 Do you always take yourself so seriously? - 667 + 648 Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. - 668 + 649 Go bore someone else with your existence. - 669 + 650 When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! - 670 + 651 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - 671 + 652 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - 672 + 653 Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! - 673 + 654 Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! - 674 + 655 Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! - 675 + 656 I'm scared to death! - 676 + 657 Gee, that gave me goose bumps! - 677 + 658 Speak of the devil! - 678 + 659 Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! - 679 + 660 OK, that was the last straw! - 680 + 661 If I throw a stick, will you go away? - 681 + 662 How can I miss you if you won't go away? - 682 + 663 Hold my beer and watch this! - 683 + 664 Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! - 684 + 665 Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! - 685 + 666 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - 686 + 667 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - 687 + 668 I thought your purpose was to die! - 688 + 669 Hey, dickless! Over here! - 689 + 670 Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? - 690 + 671 Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! - 691 + 672 Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? - 692 + 673 Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? - 693 + 674 Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? - 694 + 675 Did your parents have any children that lived? - 695 + 676 You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! - 696 + 677 Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. - 697 + 678 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! - 698 + 679 If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! - 699 + 680 That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! - 700 + 681 What? Hello? I can't hear anything! - 701 + 682 Argh! My ears are bleeding! - 702 + 683 What's this ringing? - 703 + 684 Huh? It's all silent... - 704 + 685 Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? - 705 + 686 Fuck, my eyeballs! - 706 + 687 I can't see shit! - 707 + 688 Who turned off the light?! - 708 + 689 Oh, my eyes! - 709 + 690 Oh God, I'm blind! - 710 + 691 Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! - 711 + 692 Somebody help me! I can't see! - 712 + 693 You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! - 713 + 694 My eyes are on fire! - 714 + 695 Cover me, I'm reloading! - 715 + 696 I'm out, reloading! - 716 + 697 I'm out, reloading! - 717 + 698 Gotta reload! - 718 + 699 Reloading! - 719 + 700 I'm all out! - 720 + 701 I'm running dry over here! - 721 + 702 Need more ammo! - 722 + 703 I'm out of bullets! - 723 + 704 I'm leaking! - 724 + 705 I'm bleeding! - 725 + 706 Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! - 726 + 707 Mmmm... blood. - 727 + 708 I need medical attention! - 728 + 709 I'm spilling blood! - 729 + 710 I... can't... catch a breath... - 730 + 711 My... lungs... - 731 + 712 Gas! Oh... - 732 + 713 I can't breath! - 733 + 714 It burns! + + 715 + Don't worry, I'll send you some! + + + 716 + I'll show you! + + + 717 + You'll wish you wouldn't ask! + + + 718 + You got it wrong, let me educate you! + + + 719 + Was that a rhetorical question? + + + 720 + Now whose fault is it, if your cocksucker boss buys second hand guns? + + + 721 + And soon so will be you! + + + 722 + The only thing layin' low here, is you bitch! + + + 723 + Yeah right, that's why you're sweating! + + + 724 + Guess again! That wasn't your horoscope! + + + 725 + Advice for today: avoid long travels, new relationships and BULLETS! + + + 726 + Mine said I will kill a lot of people today! I hope it will come true too! + + + 727 + Do people seriously believe in these things? Pathetic. + + + 728 + Tough? I could make that shot with eyes closed. + + + 729 + And that's just the beginning! + + + 730 + He loves you no more! + + + 731 + OK, this one's out. Next! + + + 732 + You'll be sorry for saying that! + + + 733 + Well, now we can play hide and seek! + + + 734 + You're right! It's the whole company here! + + + 735 + No, loser! You should have used the plural! Guys, lot's of guys! + + + 736 + Will see about that... + + + 737 + No, it doesn't, but don't worry, we'll be gentle! + + + 738 + Nice grammar, asshole! + + + 739 + Need supplies, wacko? + + + 740 + Here, I'll give you some! + + + 741 + No, you just suck, that's it! No air involved! + + + 742 + Never got this - why bring a knife to a gun fight? + + + 743 + Funny indeed, we had so much fun with him as a target practice! + + + 744 + I know some jokes too. For example: you're a joke! + + + 745 + Hey man, the gun isn't stupid, you are! + + + 746 + Suits you fine, huh? + + + 747 + Relax! Why make such a fuss? + + + 748 + The only thing you're gonna get is your butt kicked! + + + 749 + Oh yeah? Wait for the next one! + + + 750 + It was just a warning shot! + + + 751 + I'll scratch you to death! + + + 752 + That's not a scratch. It's a fucking canyon! + + + 753 + No. You need to die! + + + 754 + I'll dig you one too with it! + + + 755 + Kiss my ass! + + + 756 + Fireball? What the fuck do you think this is? Street Fighter Alpha 3? + + + 757 + It's OK, I'm here. Follow my voice! + + + 758 + That's what she said! + + + 759 + Please, let it be a close encounter of the sexy kind! + + + 760 + We are here, we are queer... fuck, that sounded wrong! + + + 761 + We are here, we are queer... wait, that came out wrong... oops, this too! + + + 762 + I'm ready any time you are! + + + 763 + Why not? Have you never had a threesome? + + + 764 + Now, now, you're hurting our feelings! + + + 765 + Come on, there's always a room to try something new! + + + 766 + Don't worry, it will be just a "gun bang"! + + + 767 + Guys, she just needs a loaded gun! + + + 768 + Come over here, I'll give you some. + + + 769 + Is that how it's called these days? + + + 770 + I bet that's what you've said the first time too! + + + 771 + What did you just say? Wolf? We've got plenty of them... + + + 772 + Oh, now I'm getting jelous. + + + 773 + I can help you to deal with the grief, if you want! + + + 774 + We've got plenty of bears too... Hans, come over here! + + + 775 + Where? Where? + + + 776 + Maybe I could help you with that? + + + 777 + You need to empty the chamber... + + + 778 + But that's nothing new for you, eh? + + + 779 + Damn, that doesn't even deserve a witty response! + + + 780 + Are you even listening what you're saying? + + + 781 + Oh, I'll give you one! Just you wait! + + + 782 + You should consider changing your masseur. I volunteer! + + + 783 + Yeah, I bet you did. God. + + + 784 + Oooh. Not today! + + + 785 + No! + + + 786 + Anything for you, princess. + + + 787 + I work this way on women. + + + 788 + Are you doing this on purpose? + + + 789 + Pffft. + + + 790 + Pffft. + + + 791 + I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that. + + + 792 + Hold on! I'll just drop my clothes, get my rescue tube and I'm coming to save you! + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir-languages/German_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/German.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/German_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/German.EnemyTaunts.xml index 8a7b6f7f5..b97258e5d 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/German_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/German.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/German_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/German.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1250,1624 +1250,1935 @@ I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! - 322 + 310 Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! - 327 + 311 Is that the best you can do? - 328 + 312 Your life is over, asshole! - 329 + 313 Very pretty, but can you fight? - 330 + 314 Howdy, pardner! - 331 + 315 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - 332 + 316 Viva la revolution! - 333 + 317 Keep a place in hell for your queen! - 334 + 318 Your move, creep! - 335 + 319 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - 336 + 320 Shit, shit, shit... - 337 + 321 We're all gonna die. - 338 + 322 God help me. - 339 + 323 We're in some real pretty shit now! - 340 + 324 It is no dream! This is really happening! - 341 + 325 Goddamnit. - 342 + 326 I got a bad feeling on this one. - 343 + 327 It's a goddamn commando squad! - 344 + 328 Why this shit always happens to me!? - 345 + 329 I can't deal with this anymore - 346 + 330 What the hell am I going to do now? - 347 + 331 I should get the hell out of here! - 348 + 332 Oh no, how could this happen? - 349 + 333 I will not fight those bastards alone! - 350 + 334 Where is the goddamn cavalry? - 351 + 335 I am outta here. - 352 + 336 Doctor is in! - 353 + 337 Operation succesful! - 354 + 338 I'll carve ya up like a chicken! - 355 + 339 Bleed for me! - 356 + 340 I can't believe they're paying me for that! - 357 + 341 You taste like chicken! - 358 + 342 You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! - 359 + 343 Chop chop chop! - 360 + 344 Fresh meat! - 361 + 345 I'll drink your blood! - 362 + 346 I'll gut you like a fish! - 363 + 347 Let's see what's inside this pinata! - 364 + 348 When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! - 365 + 349 You could use some shave! - 366 + 350 Don't worry, it's disinfected! - 367 + 351 Show me what you've got! - 368 + 352 Time for harakiri, asshole! - 369 + 353 Hey, you've got untied shoelace! - 370 + 354 There's a mustard on your shirt! - 371 + 355 Mmmmmincemeat! - 372 + 356 Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! - 373 + 357 I'll break your every single bone! - 374 + 358 Need a nose job? - 375 + 359 Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! - 376 + 360 See? Girls can fight too! - 377 + 361 Girls power! - 378 + 362 Aaand you're dead. - 379 + 363 Next! - 380 + 364 That's just a beginning, fuckers! - 381 + 365 Time to loot a corpse, I guess. - 382 + 366 Nice job getting yourself killed. - 383 + 367 You OK? You look kinda... dead! - 384 + 368 Another one to my collection. - 385 + 369 You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. - 386 + 370 That door revolved one time too many... - 387 + 371 Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. - 388 + 372 Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. - 389 + 373 I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! - 390 + 374 I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! - 391 + 375 I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! - 392 + 376 Pathetic. - 393 + 377 Amateur. - 394 + 378 Let this be a lesson for all of you! - 395 + 379 You asked for it. - 396 + 380 Your luck ran out. - 397 + 381 Time to pay the piper! - 398 + 382 Someone, go check his pulse. - 399 + 383 Someone, go check her pulse. - 400 + 384 Adios! - 401 + 385 Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... - 402 + 386 Serves you right, you slut! - 403 + 387 In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. - 404 + 388 Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. - 405 + 389 Goodnight sweet prince. - 406 + 390 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. - 407 + 391 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. - 408 + 392 Diagnosis: negative! - 409 + 393 It didn't have end up like this.! - 410 + 394 I think I'll skip a lunch today. - 411 + 395 Hahaha! Fucking awesome! - 412 + 396 Fuck yeah! I love this job! - 413 + 397 It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. - 414 + 398 Boom, head shot! - 415 + 399 Wow! - 416 + 400 Mind blown! - 417 + 401 I wasn't even trying. - 418 + 402 Did somebody take a picture? - 419 + 403 Pop goes the zit! - 420 + 404 I warned you about mexican food! - 421 + 405 What can I say, I'm a better draw. - 422 + 406 I'm gonna miss your cinematography... - 423 + 407 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - 424 + 408 Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! - 425 + 409 No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! - 426 + 410 Next time try shooting with open eyes! - 427 + 411 Stop shaking! I can't hit you! - 428 + 412 Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! - 429 + 413 And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! - 430 + 414 Couple? We're not married! - 431 + 415 I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! - 432 + 416 PX? What the fuck does it even mean? - 433 + 417 No shit, Sherlock! - 434 + 418 It will be one-way trip for you! - 435 + 419 Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! - 436 + 420 Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! - 1 - 437 + 421 What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! - 438 + 422 Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! - 439 + 423 I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! - 440 + 424 Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. - 441 + 425 So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. - 442 + 426 Indeed I do! - 443 + 427 You know there's no such animal, right? - 444 + 428 Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! - 445 + 429 Trouble is my second name! - 446 + 430 Like a bulldog! - 447 + 431 You should be! - 448 + 432 Your wish is my order! - 449 + 433 Nobody ever does. - 450 + 434 Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. - 451 + 435 Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! - 452 + 436 No, thank you! - 453 + 437 Will see who's about to teach whom! - 454 + 438 You're right! - 455 + 439 You don't deserve a chance! - 456 + 440 Horoscopes lie! - 457 + 441 Ding dong! - 458 + 442 It's still not too late! - 459 + 443 We'll check ourselves! - 460 + 444 Need bubbles, sir? - 461 + 445 Did you just call me an ass!? - 462 + 446 Whatever. - 463 + 447 I didn't understand a single word! - 464 + 448 It will only get closer! - 465 + 449 I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. - 471 + 450 You're the disease and I'm the cure. - 472 + 451 I'm gonna blow your head off! - 473 + 452 Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! - 475 + 453 I eat Green Berets for breakfast! - 476 + 454 You cowboys are finished! - 477 + 455 Take this, you maggot! - 478 + 456 I'm going to cut out your living guts! - 479 + 457 Long live the queen! - 480 + 458 Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! - 481 + 459 Don't make me angry! - 482 + 460 I must break you! - 484 + 461 This is for the Queen! - 485 + 462 The Queen says: Die! - 486 + 463 Dying ain't much of a living, boy! - 487 + 464 Dying ain't much of a living, girl! - 488 + 465 Is that the best you can do? - 489 + 466 Your life is over, asshole! - 490 + 467 Very pretty, but can you fight? - 491 + 468 Howdy, pardner! - 492 + 469 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - 493 + 470 Viva la revolution! - 494 + 471 Your move, creep! - 495 + 472 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - 496 + 473 It's about to turn into full tournee! - 497 + 474 "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? - 498 + 475 As you wish! - 499 + 476 Hey! I'm a lady! - 500 + 477 I'll dig you one! Six feet under! - 501 + 478 I guess there's no more room in hell... - 502 + 479 Is this some kind of a joke? - 503 + 480 They're coming to get us! - 504 + 481 Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! - 505 + 482 Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... - 506 + 483 Really? I mean.. c'mon! - 507 + 484 That's just fucked up! - 508 + 485 What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? - 509 + 486 Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! - 510 + 487 I'll send you back to hell! - 511 + 488 We'll need more paramedics! - 512 + 489 Oh shit! It can smell my brain! - 513 + 490 It's not zombie! He's infected! - 514 + 491 Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... - 515 + 492 It's alive! - 516 + 493 Maybe it's friendly. - 517 + 494 It's alive... ish. - 518 + 495 Nothing's ever real until it's real. - 519 + 496 They live! - 520 + 497 There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... - 521 + 498 I will not negotiate with undead! - 522 + 499 So there IS a life after death! - 523 + 500 Don't use the Z word! - 524 + 501 Holy shit. Plot twist! - 525 + 502 Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. - 526 + 503 That's it, no more drugs for me. - 527 + 504 I knew that movie was based on a true story! - 528 + 505 You're one spooky motherfucker, man. - 529 + 506 Oooh. Zombies. How original. - 530 + 507 Zombie over here! - 531 + 508 Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! - 532 + 509 Undead! - 533 + 510 This is a bad dream! - 534 + 511 Blasphemy! - 535 + 512 Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! - 536 + 513 At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. - 537 + 514 I'm scared to pieces! - 538 + 515 It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. - 539 + 516 It could be worse. They could be nazi! - 540 + 517 Where's my lawnmower when I need it? - 541 + 518 It's againt the nature, you freak! - 542 + 519 Dead should stay dead. - 543 + 520 Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. - 544 + 521 No! I don't want to become one of you! - 545 + 522 Stay away from my precious gray matter! - 546 + 523 Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! - 547 + 524 Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! - 548 + 525 They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! - 549 + 526 Not my face! My beautiful face! - 550 + 527 The PAIN! - 551 + 528 Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! - 552 + 529 Does it hurt to be dead? - 553 + 530 And stay dead! This time! - 554 + 531 You're dead... again. - 555 + 532 Rest in pieces! - 556 + 533 If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. - 557 + 534 Stay down! - 558 + 535 Get back where you came from! - 559 + 536 Zed is dead. - 560 + 537 Yeah! See ya! - 561 + 538 Punish! - 562 + 539 Bingo! - 563 + 540 I think you'll enjoy this. - 564 + 541 I'll squash you like a bug! - 565 + 542 Here comes Johnny! - 566 + 543 Somebody call an ambulance! - 567 + 544 My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! - 568 + 545 Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! - 569 + 546 OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! - 570 + 547 Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! - 571 + 548 Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? - 572 + 549 Look what you've made me do... - 573 + 550 Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! - 573 + 551 Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! - 574 + 552 Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! - 575 + 553 Look who's come to the picnic! - 576 + 554 You've got to be crazy to come here! - 577 + 555 Now, you've got my attention! - 578 + 556 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - 579 + 557 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - 580 + 558 Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... - 581 + 559 Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! - 582 + 560 How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! - 583 + 561 You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? - 584 + 562 Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... - 585 + 563 Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! - 586 + 564 Is that your best? - 587 + 565 It's official: YOU SUCK! - 588 + 566 You cannot hurt me! - 589 + 567 Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? - 588 + 568 I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! - 589 + 569 Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! - 590 + 570 Are you trying to piss me off? - 591 + 571 Do you want to hurt me on purpose? - 592 + 572 Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! - 593 + 573 I'm going to beat the crap out of you! - 594 + 574 If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! - 595 + 575 That's it, you're fucking dead! - 596 + 576 I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! - 597 + 577 Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! - 598 + 578 God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. - 599 + 579 The army... I should have known better! - 600 + 580 Coming here... What was I thinking? - 601 + 581 I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. - 602 + 582 No weapons! No friends! No hope! - 603 + 583 If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... - 604 + 584 HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! - 605 + 585 Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! - 606 + 586 Gee, whales can fight? - 607 + 587 Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! - 608 + 588 This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! - 609 + 589 How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! - 610 + 590 Over here, you morons! - 611 + 591 Go to hell, Hellar! - 612 + 592 Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? - 613 + 593 It must be this time of the month! - 614 + 594 Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! - 615 + 595 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 616 + 596 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 617 + 597 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 618 + 598 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 619 + 599 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 620 + 600 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 621 + 601 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - 622 + 602 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - 623 + 603 Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! - 624 + 604 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - 625 + 605 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - 626 + 606 OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! - 627 + 607 Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. - 628 + 608 Trust me. I'm a professional! - 629 + 609 You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... - 630 + 610 Nice boobs! Are these real? - 631 + 611 You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? - 632 + 612 Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. - 633 + 613 Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! - 634 + 614 You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! - 635 + 615 I see you and now I can see through you! - 636 + 616 Little enemies... little wounds! - 637 + 617 I really hate needless violence. - 638 + 618 Wow, you're even dumber than you look. - 639 + 619 You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! - 640 + 620 Were your parents siblings? - 641 + 621 Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? - 642 + 622 I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! - 643 + 623 Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? - 643 + 624 Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! - 644 + 625 Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! - 645 + 626 Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! - 646 + 627 Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? - 647 + 628 As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? - 648 + 629 You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! - 649 + 630 Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! - 650 + 631 You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! - 651 + 632 Guys, don't shoot the cushions! - 652 + 633 It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! - 653 + 634 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - 654 + 635 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - 655 + 636 Are you tryin' to make me look good? - 656 + 637 Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! - 657 + 638 Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! - 658 + 639 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? - 659 + 640 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? - 660 + 641 Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - 661 + 642 Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - 662 + 643 Idiots! Idiots everywhere! - 663 + 644 You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. - 664 + 645 I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. - 665 + 646 How's that karma tasting? Not so good? - 666 + 647 Do you always take yourself so seriously? - 667 + 648 Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. - 668 + 649 Go bore someone else with your existence. - 669 + 650 When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! - 670 + 651 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - 671 + 652 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - 672 + 653 Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! - 673 + 654 Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! - 674 + 655 Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! - 675 + 656 I'm scared to death! - 676 + 657 Gee, that gave me goose bumps! - 677 + 658 Speak of the devil! - 678 + 659 Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! - 679 + 660 OK, that was the last straw! - 680 + 661 If I throw a stick, will you go away? - 681 + 662 How can I miss you if you won't go away? - 682 + 663 Hold my beer and watch this! - 683 + 664 Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! - 684 + 665 Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! - 685 + 666 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - 686 + 667 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - 687 + 668 I thought your purpose was to die! - 688 + 669 Hey, dickless! Over here! - 689 + 670 Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? - 690 + 671 Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! - 691 + 672 Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? - 692 + 673 Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? - 693 + 674 Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? - 694 + 675 Did your parents have any children that lived? - 695 + 676 You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! - 696 + 677 Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. - 697 + 678 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! - 698 + 679 If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! - 699 + 680 That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! - 700 + 681 What? Hello? I can't hear anything! - 701 + 682 Argh! My ears are bleeding! - 702 + 683 What's this ringing? - 703 + 684 Huh? It's all silent... - 704 + 685 Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? - 705 + 686 Fuck, my eyeballs! - 706 + 687 I can't see shit! - 707 + 688 Who turned off the light?! - 708 + 689 Oh, my eyes! - 709 + 690 Oh God, I'm blind! - 710 + 691 Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! - 711 + 692 Somebody help me! I can't see! - 712 + 693 You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! - 713 + 694 My eyes are on fire! - 714 + 695 Cover me, I'm reloading! - 715 + 696 I'm out, reloading! - 716 + 697 I'm out, reloading! - 717 + 698 Gotta reload! - 718 + 699 Reloading! - 719 + 700 I'm all out! - 720 + 701 I'm running dry over here! - 721 + 702 Need more ammo! - 722 + 703 I'm out of bullets! - 723 + 704 I'm leaking! - 724 + 705 I'm bleeding! - 725 + 706 Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! - 726 + 707 Mmmm... blood. - 727 + 708 I need medical attention! - 728 + 709 I'm spilling blood! - 729 + 710 I... can't... catch a breath... - 730 + 711 My... lungs... - 731 + 712 Gas! Oh... - 732 + 713 I can't breath! - 733 + 714 It burns! + + 715 + Don't worry, I'll send you some! + + + 716 + I'll show you! + + + 717 + You'll wish you wouldn't ask! + + + 718 + You got it wrong, let me educate you! + + + 719 + Was that a rhetorical question? + + + 720 + Now whose fault is it, if your cocksucker boss buys second hand guns? + + + 721 + And soon so will be you! + + + 722 + The only thing layin' low here, is you bitch! + + + 723 + Yeah right, that's why you're sweating! + + + 724 + Guess again! That wasn't your horoscope! + + + 725 + Advice for today: avoid long travels, new relationships and BULLETS! + + + 726 + Mine said I will kill a lot of people today! I hope it will come true too! + + + 727 + Do people seriously believe in these things? Pathetic. + + + 728 + Tough? I could make that shot with eyes closed. + + + 729 + And that's just the beginning! + + + 730 + He loves you no more! + + + 731 + OK, this one's out. Next! + + + 732 + You'll be sorry for saying that! + + + 733 + Well, now we can play hide and seek! + + + 734 + You're right! It's the whole company here! + + + 735 + No, loser! You should have used the plural! Guys, lot's of guys! + + + 736 + Will see about that... + + + 737 + No, it doesn't, but don't worry, we'll be gentle! + + + 738 + Nice grammar, asshole! + + + 739 + Need supplies, wacko? + + + 740 + Here, I'll give you some! + + + 741 + No, you just suck, that's it! No air involved! + + + 742 + Never got this - why bring a knife to a gun fight? + + + 743 + Funny indeed, we had so much fun with him as a target practice! + + + 744 + I know some jokes too. For example: you're a joke! + + + 745 + Hey man, the gun isn't stupid, you are! + + + 746 + Suits you fine, huh? + + + 747 + Relax! Why make such a fuss? + + + 748 + The only thing you're gonna get is your butt kicked! + + + 749 + Oh yeah? Wait for the next one! + + + 750 + It was just a warning shot! + + + 751 + I'll scratch you to death! + + + 752 + That's not a scratch. It's a fucking canyon! + + + 753 + No. You need to die! + + + 754 + I'll dig you one too with it! + + + 755 + Kiss my ass! + + + 756 + Fireball? What the fuck do you think this is? Street Fighter Alpha 3? + + + 757 + It's OK, I'm here. Follow my voice! + + + 758 + That's what she said! + + + 759 + Please, let it be a close encounter of the sexy kind! + + + 760 + We are here, we are queer... fuck, that sounded wrong! + + + 761 + We are here, we are queer... wait, that came out wrong... oops, this too! + + + 762 + I'm ready any time you are! + + + 763 + Why not? Have you never had a threesome? + + + 764 + Now, now, you're hurting our feelings! + + + 765 + Come on, there's always a room to try something new! + + + 766 + Don't worry, it will be just a "gun bang"! + + + 767 + Guys, she just needs a loaded gun! + + + 768 + Come over here, I'll give you some. + + + 769 + Is that how it's called these days? + + + 770 + I bet that's what you've said the first time too! + + + 771 + What did you just say? Wolf? We've got plenty of them... + + + 772 + Oh, now I'm getting jelous. + + + 773 + I can help you to deal with the grief, if you want! + + + 774 + We've got plenty of bears too... Hans, come over here! + + + 775 + Where? Where? + + + 776 + Maybe I could help you with that? + + + 777 + You need to empty the chamber... + + + 778 + But that's nothing new for you, eh? + + + 779 + Damn, that doesn't even deserve a witty response! + + + 780 + Are you even listening what you're saying? + + + 781 + Oh, I'll give you one! Just you wait! + + + 782 + You should consider changing your masseur. I volunteer! + + + 783 + Yeah, I bet you did. God. + + + 784 + Oooh. Not today! + + + 785 + No! + + + 786 + Anything for you, princess. + + + 787 + I work this way on women. + + + 788 + Are you doing this on purpose? + + + 789 + Pffft. + + + 790 + Pffft. + + + 791 + I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that. + + + 792 + Hold on! I'll just drop my clothes, get my rescue tube and I'm coming to save you! + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir-languages/German_Version/Data/TableData/German.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/German_Version/Data/TableData/German.EnemyTaunts.xml index 8a7b6f7f5..b97258e5d 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/German_Version/Data/TableData/German.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/German_Version/Data/TableData/German.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1250,1624 +1250,1935 @@ I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! - 322 + 310 Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! - 327 + 311 Is that the best you can do? - 328 + 312 Your life is over, asshole! - 329 + 313 Very pretty, but can you fight? - 330 + 314 Howdy, pardner! - 331 + 315 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - 332 + 316 Viva la revolution! - 333 + 317 Keep a place in hell for your queen! - 334 + 318 Your move, creep! - 335 + 319 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - 336 + 320 Shit, shit, shit... - 337 + 321 We're all gonna die. - 338 + 322 God help me. - 339 + 323 We're in some real pretty shit now! - 340 + 324 It is no dream! This is really happening! - 341 + 325 Goddamnit. - 342 + 326 I got a bad feeling on this one. - 343 + 327 It's a goddamn commando squad! - 344 + 328 Why this shit always happens to me!? - 345 + 329 I can't deal with this anymore - 346 + 330 What the hell am I going to do now? - 347 + 331 I should get the hell out of here! - 348 + 332 Oh no, how could this happen? - 349 + 333 I will not fight those bastards alone! - 350 + 334 Where is the goddamn cavalry? - 351 + 335 I am outta here. - 352 + 336 Doctor is in! - 353 + 337 Operation succesful! - 354 + 338 I'll carve ya up like a chicken! - 355 + 339 Bleed for me! - 356 + 340 I can't believe they're paying me for that! - 357 + 341 You taste like chicken! - 358 + 342 You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! - 359 + 343 Chop chop chop! - 360 + 344 Fresh meat! - 361 + 345 I'll drink your blood! - 362 + 346 I'll gut you like a fish! - 363 + 347 Let's see what's inside this pinata! - 364 + 348 When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! - 365 + 349 You could use some shave! - 366 + 350 Don't worry, it's disinfected! - 367 + 351 Show me what you've got! - 368 + 352 Time for harakiri, asshole! - 369 + 353 Hey, you've got untied shoelace! - 370 + 354 There's a mustard on your shirt! - 371 + 355 Mmmmmincemeat! - 372 + 356 Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! - 373 + 357 I'll break your every single bone! - 374 + 358 Need a nose job? - 375 + 359 Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! - 376 + 360 See? Girls can fight too! - 377 + 361 Girls power! - 378 + 362 Aaand you're dead. - 379 + 363 Next! - 380 + 364 That's just a beginning, fuckers! - 381 + 365 Time to loot a corpse, I guess. - 382 + 366 Nice job getting yourself killed. - 383 + 367 You OK? You look kinda... dead! - 384 + 368 Another one to my collection. - 385 + 369 You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. - 386 + 370 That door revolved one time too many... - 387 + 371 Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. - 388 + 372 Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. - 389 + 373 I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! - 390 + 374 I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! - 391 + 375 I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! - 392 + 376 Pathetic. - 393 + 377 Amateur. - 394 + 378 Let this be a lesson for all of you! - 395 + 379 You asked for it. - 396 + 380 Your luck ran out. - 397 + 381 Time to pay the piper! - 398 + 382 Someone, go check his pulse. - 399 + 383 Someone, go check her pulse. - 400 + 384 Adios! - 401 + 385 Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... - 402 + 386 Serves you right, you slut! - 403 + 387 In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. - 404 + 388 Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. - 405 + 389 Goodnight sweet prince. - 406 + 390 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. - 407 + 391 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. - 408 + 392 Diagnosis: negative! - 409 + 393 It didn't have end up like this.! - 410 + 394 I think I'll skip a lunch today. - 411 + 395 Hahaha! Fucking awesome! - 412 + 396 Fuck yeah! I love this job! - 413 + 397 It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. - 414 + 398 Boom, head shot! - 415 + 399 Wow! - 416 + 400 Mind blown! - 417 + 401 I wasn't even trying. - 418 + 402 Did somebody take a picture? - 419 + 403 Pop goes the zit! - 420 + 404 I warned you about mexican food! - 421 + 405 What can I say, I'm a better draw. - 422 + 406 I'm gonna miss your cinematography... - 423 + 407 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - 424 + 408 Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! - 425 + 409 No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! - 426 + 410 Next time try shooting with open eyes! - 427 + 411 Stop shaking! I can't hit you! - 428 + 412 Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! - 429 + 413 And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! - 430 + 414 Couple? We're not married! - 431 + 415 I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! - 432 + 416 PX? What the fuck does it even mean? - 433 + 417 No shit, Sherlock! - 434 + 418 It will be one-way trip for you! - 435 + 419 Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! - 436 + 420 Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! - 1 - 437 + 421 What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! - 438 + 422 Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! - 439 + 423 I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! - 440 + 424 Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. - 441 + 425 So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. - 442 + 426 Indeed I do! - 443 + 427 You know there's no such animal, right? - 444 + 428 Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! - 445 + 429 Trouble is my second name! - 446 + 430 Like a bulldog! - 447 + 431 You should be! - 448 + 432 Your wish is my order! - 449 + 433 Nobody ever does. - 450 + 434 Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. - 451 + 435 Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! - 452 + 436 No, thank you! - 453 + 437 Will see who's about to teach whom! - 454 + 438 You're right! - 455 + 439 You don't deserve a chance! - 456 + 440 Horoscopes lie! - 457 + 441 Ding dong! - 458 + 442 It's still not too late! - 459 + 443 We'll check ourselves! - 460 + 444 Need bubbles, sir? - 461 + 445 Did you just call me an ass!? - 462 + 446 Whatever. - 463 + 447 I didn't understand a single word! - 464 + 448 It will only get closer! - 465 + 449 I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. - 471 + 450 You're the disease and I'm the cure. - 472 + 451 I'm gonna blow your head off! - 473 + 452 Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! - 475 + 453 I eat Green Berets for breakfast! - 476 + 454 You cowboys are finished! - 477 + 455 Take this, you maggot! - 478 + 456 I'm going to cut out your living guts! - 479 + 457 Long live the queen! - 480 + 458 Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! - 481 + 459 Don't make me angry! - 482 + 460 I must break you! - 484 + 461 This is for the Queen! - 485 + 462 The Queen says: Die! - 486 + 463 Dying ain't much of a living, boy! - 487 + 464 Dying ain't much of a living, girl! - 488 + 465 Is that the best you can do? - 489 + 466 Your life is over, asshole! - 490 + 467 Very pretty, but can you fight? - 491 + 468 Howdy, pardner! - 492 + 469 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - 493 + 470 Viva la revolution! - 494 + 471 Your move, creep! - 495 + 472 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - 496 + 473 It's about to turn into full tournee! - 497 + 474 "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? - 498 + 475 As you wish! - 499 + 476 Hey! I'm a lady! - 500 + 477 I'll dig you one! Six feet under! - 501 + 478 I guess there's no more room in hell... - 502 + 479 Is this some kind of a joke? - 503 + 480 They're coming to get us! - 504 + 481 Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! - 505 + 482 Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... - 506 + 483 Really? I mean.. c'mon! - 507 + 484 That's just fucked up! - 508 + 485 What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? - 509 + 486 Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! - 510 + 487 I'll send you back to hell! - 511 + 488 We'll need more paramedics! - 512 + 489 Oh shit! It can smell my brain! - 513 + 490 It's not zombie! He's infected! - 514 + 491 Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... - 515 + 492 It's alive! - 516 + 493 Maybe it's friendly. - 517 + 494 It's alive... ish. - 518 + 495 Nothing's ever real until it's real. - 519 + 496 They live! - 520 + 497 There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... - 521 + 498 I will not negotiate with undead! - 522 + 499 So there IS a life after death! - 523 + 500 Don't use the Z word! - 524 + 501 Holy shit. Plot twist! - 525 + 502 Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. - 526 + 503 That's it, no more drugs for me. - 527 + 504 I knew that movie was based on a true story! - 528 + 505 You're one spooky motherfucker, man. - 529 + 506 Oooh. Zombies. How original. - 530 + 507 Zombie over here! - 531 + 508 Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! - 532 + 509 Undead! - 533 + 510 This is a bad dream! - 534 + 511 Blasphemy! - 535 + 512 Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! - 536 + 513 At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. - 537 + 514 I'm scared to pieces! - 538 + 515 It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. - 539 + 516 It could be worse. They could be nazi! - 540 + 517 Where's my lawnmower when I need it? - 541 + 518 It's againt the nature, you freak! - 542 + 519 Dead should stay dead. - 543 + 520 Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. - 544 + 521 No! I don't want to become one of you! - 545 + 522 Stay away from my precious gray matter! - 546 + 523 Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! - 547 + 524 Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! - 548 + 525 They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! - 549 + 526 Not my face! My beautiful face! - 550 + 527 The PAIN! - 551 + 528 Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! - 552 + 529 Does it hurt to be dead? - 553 + 530 And stay dead! This time! - 554 + 531 You're dead... again. - 555 + 532 Rest in pieces! - 556 + 533 If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. - 557 + 534 Stay down! - 558 + 535 Get back where you came from! - 559 + 536 Zed is dead. - 560 + 537 Yeah! See ya! - 561 + 538 Punish! - 562 + 539 Bingo! - 563 + 540 I think you'll enjoy this. - 564 + 541 I'll squash you like a bug! - 565 + 542 Here comes Johnny! - 566 + 543 Somebody call an ambulance! - 567 + 544 My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! - 568 + 545 Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! - 569 + 546 OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! - 570 + 547 Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! - 571 + 548 Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? - 572 + 549 Look what you've made me do... - 573 + 550 Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! - 573 + 551 Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! - 574 + 552 Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! - 575 + 553 Look who's come to the picnic! - 576 + 554 You've got to be crazy to come here! - 577 + 555 Now, you've got my attention! - 578 + 556 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - 579 + 557 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - 580 + 558 Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... - 581 + 559 Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! - 582 + 560 How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! - 583 + 561 You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? - 584 + 562 Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... - 585 + 563 Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! - 586 + 564 Is that your best? - 587 + 565 It's official: YOU SUCK! - 588 + 566 You cannot hurt me! - 589 + 567 Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? - 588 + 568 I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! - 589 + 569 Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! - 590 + 570 Are you trying to piss me off? - 591 + 571 Do you want to hurt me on purpose? - 592 + 572 Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! - 593 + 573 I'm going to beat the crap out of you! - 594 + 574 If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! - 595 + 575 That's it, you're fucking dead! - 596 + 576 I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! - 597 + 577 Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! - 598 + 578 God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. - 599 + 579 The army... I should have known better! - 600 + 580 Coming here... What was I thinking? - 601 + 581 I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. - 602 + 582 No weapons! No friends! No hope! - 603 + 583 If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... - 604 + 584 HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! - 605 + 585 Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! - 606 + 586 Gee, whales can fight? - 607 + 587 Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! - 608 + 588 This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! - 609 + 589 How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! - 610 + 590 Over here, you morons! - 611 + 591 Go to hell, Hellar! - 612 + 592 Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? - 613 + 593 It must be this time of the month! - 614 + 594 Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! - 615 + 595 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 616 + 596 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 617 + 597 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 618 + 598 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 619 + 599 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 620 + 600 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 621 + 601 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - 622 + 602 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - 623 + 603 Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! - 624 + 604 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - 625 + 605 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - 626 + 606 OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! - 627 + 607 Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. - 628 + 608 Trust me. I'm a professional! - 629 + 609 You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... - 630 + 610 Nice boobs! Are these real? - 631 + 611 You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? - 632 + 612 Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. - 633 + 613 Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! - 634 + 614 You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! - 635 + 615 I see you and now I can see through you! - 636 + 616 Little enemies... little wounds! - 637 + 617 I really hate needless violence. - 638 + 618 Wow, you're even dumber than you look. - 639 + 619 You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! - 640 + 620 Were your parents siblings? - 641 + 621 Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? - 642 + 622 I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! - 643 + 623 Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? - 643 + 624 Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! - 644 + 625 Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! - 645 + 626 Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! - 646 + 627 Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? - 647 + 628 As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? - 648 + 629 You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! - 649 + 630 Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! - 650 + 631 You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! - 651 + 632 Guys, don't shoot the cushions! - 652 + 633 It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! - 653 + 634 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - 654 + 635 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - 655 + 636 Are you tryin' to make me look good? - 656 + 637 Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! - 657 + 638 Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! - 658 + 639 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? - 659 + 640 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? - 660 + 641 Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - 661 + 642 Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - 662 + 643 Idiots! Idiots everywhere! - 663 + 644 You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. - 664 + 645 I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. - 665 + 646 How's that karma tasting? Not so good? - 666 + 647 Do you always take yourself so seriously? - 667 + 648 Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. - 668 + 649 Go bore someone else with your existence. - 669 + 650 When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! - 670 + 651 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - 671 + 652 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - 672 + 653 Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! - 673 + 654 Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! - 674 + 655 Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! - 675 + 656 I'm scared to death! - 676 + 657 Gee, that gave me goose bumps! - 677 + 658 Speak of the devil! - 678 + 659 Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! - 679 + 660 OK, that was the last straw! - 680 + 661 If I throw a stick, will you go away? - 681 + 662 How can I miss you if you won't go away? - 682 + 663 Hold my beer and watch this! - 683 + 664 Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! - 684 + 665 Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! - 685 + 666 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - 686 + 667 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - 687 + 668 I thought your purpose was to die! - 688 + 669 Hey, dickless! Over here! - 689 + 670 Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? - 690 + 671 Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! - 691 + 672 Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? - 692 + 673 Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? - 693 + 674 Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? - 694 + 675 Did your parents have any children that lived? - 695 + 676 You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! - 696 + 677 Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. - 697 + 678 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! - 698 + 679 If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! - 699 + 680 That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! - 700 + 681 What? Hello? I can't hear anything! - 701 + 682 Argh! My ears are bleeding! - 702 + 683 What's this ringing? - 703 + 684 Huh? It's all silent... - 704 + 685 Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? - 705 + 686 Fuck, my eyeballs! - 706 + 687 I can't see shit! - 707 + 688 Who turned off the light?! - 708 + 689 Oh, my eyes! - 709 + 690 Oh God, I'm blind! - 710 + 691 Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! - 711 + 692 Somebody help me! I can't see! - 712 + 693 You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! - 713 + 694 My eyes are on fire! - 714 + 695 Cover me, I'm reloading! - 715 + 696 I'm out, reloading! - 716 + 697 I'm out, reloading! - 717 + 698 Gotta reload! - 718 + 699 Reloading! - 719 + 700 I'm all out! - 720 + 701 I'm running dry over here! - 721 + 702 Need more ammo! - 722 + 703 I'm out of bullets! - 723 + 704 I'm leaking! - 724 + 705 I'm bleeding! - 725 + 706 Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! - 726 + 707 Mmmm... blood. - 727 + 708 I need medical attention! - 728 + 709 I'm spilling blood! - 729 + 710 I... can't... catch a breath... - 730 + 711 My... lungs... - 731 + 712 Gas! Oh... - 732 + 713 I can't breath! - 733 + 714 It burns! + + 715 + Don't worry, I'll send you some! + + + 716 + I'll show you! + + + 717 + You'll wish you wouldn't ask! + + + 718 + You got it wrong, let me educate you! + + + 719 + Was that a rhetorical question? + + + 720 + Now whose fault is it, if your cocksucker boss buys second hand guns? + + + 721 + And soon so will be you! + + + 722 + The only thing layin' low here, is you bitch! + + + 723 + Yeah right, that's why you're sweating! + + + 724 + Guess again! That wasn't your horoscope! + + + 725 + Advice for today: avoid long travels, new relationships and BULLETS! + + + 726 + Mine said I will kill a lot of people today! I hope it will come true too! + + + 727 + Do people seriously believe in these things? Pathetic. + + + 728 + Tough? I could make that shot with eyes closed. + + + 729 + And that's just the beginning! + + + 730 + He loves you no more! + + + 731 + OK, this one's out. Next! + + + 732 + You'll be sorry for saying that! + + + 733 + Well, now we can play hide and seek! + + + 734 + You're right! It's the whole company here! + + + 735 + No, loser! You should have used the plural! Guys, lot's of guys! + + + 736 + Will see about that... + + + 737 + No, it doesn't, but don't worry, we'll be gentle! + + + 738 + Nice grammar, asshole! + + + 739 + Need supplies, wacko? + + + 740 + Here, I'll give you some! + + + 741 + No, you just suck, that's it! No air involved! + + + 742 + Never got this - why bring a knife to a gun fight? + + + 743 + Funny indeed, we had so much fun with him as a target practice! + + + 744 + I know some jokes too. For example: you're a joke! + + + 745 + Hey man, the gun isn't stupid, you are! + + + 746 + Suits you fine, huh? + + + 747 + Relax! Why make such a fuss? + + + 748 + The only thing you're gonna get is your butt kicked! + + + 749 + Oh yeah? Wait for the next one! + + + 750 + It was just a warning shot! + + + 751 + I'll scratch you to death! + + + 752 + That's not a scratch. It's a fucking canyon! + + + 753 + No. You need to die! + + + 754 + I'll dig you one too with it! + + + 755 + Kiss my ass! + + + 756 + Fireball? What the fuck do you think this is? Street Fighter Alpha 3? + + + 757 + It's OK, I'm here. Follow my voice! + + + 758 + That's what she said! + + + 759 + Please, let it be a close encounter of the sexy kind! + + + 760 + We are here, we are queer... fuck, that sounded wrong! + + + 761 + We are here, we are queer... wait, that came out wrong... oops, this too! + + + 762 + I'm ready any time you are! + + + 763 + Why not? Have you never had a threesome? + + + 764 + Now, now, you're hurting our feelings! + + + 765 + Come on, there's always a room to try something new! + + + 766 + Don't worry, it will be just a "gun bang"! + + + 767 + Guys, she just needs a loaded gun! + + + 768 + Come over here, I'll give you some. + + + 769 + Is that how it's called these days? + + + 770 + I bet that's what you've said the first time too! + + + 771 + What did you just say? Wolf? We've got plenty of them... + + + 772 + Oh, now I'm getting jelous. + + + 773 + I can help you to deal with the grief, if you want! + + + 774 + We've got plenty of bears too... Hans, come over here! + + + 775 + Where? Where? + + + 776 + Maybe I could help you with that? + + + 777 + You need to empty the chamber... + + + 778 + But that's nothing new for you, eh? + + + 779 + Damn, that doesn't even deserve a witty response! + + + 780 + Are you even listening what you're saying? + + + 781 + Oh, I'll give you one! Just you wait! + + + 782 + You should consider changing your masseur. I volunteer! + + + 783 + Yeah, I bet you did. God. + + + 784 + Oooh. Not today! + + + 785 + No! + + + 786 + Anything for you, princess. + + + 787 + I work this way on women. + + + 788 + Are you doing this on purpose? + + + 789 + Pffft. + + + 790 + Pffft. + + + 791 + I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that. + + + 792 + Hold on! I'll just drop my clothes, get my rescue tube and I'm coming to save you! + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir-languages/Italian_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Italian.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/Italian_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Italian.EnemyTaunts.xml index 8a7b6f7f5..b97258e5d 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/Italian_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Italian.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/Italian_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Italian.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1250,1624 +1250,1935 @@ I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! - 322 + 310 Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! - 327 + 311 Is that the best you can do? - 328 + 312 Your life is over, asshole! - 329 + 313 Very pretty, but can you fight? - 330 + 314 Howdy, pardner! - 331 + 315 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - 332 + 316 Viva la revolution! - 333 + 317 Keep a place in hell for your queen! - 334 + 318 Your move, creep! - 335 + 319 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - 336 + 320 Shit, shit, shit... - 337 + 321 We're all gonna die. - 338 + 322 God help me. - 339 + 323 We're in some real pretty shit now! - 340 + 324 It is no dream! This is really happening! - 341 + 325 Goddamnit. - 342 + 326 I got a bad feeling on this one. - 343 + 327 It's a goddamn commando squad! - 344 + 328 Why this shit always happens to me!? - 345 + 329 I can't deal with this anymore - 346 + 330 What the hell am I going to do now? - 347 + 331 I should get the hell out of here! - 348 + 332 Oh no, how could this happen? - 349 + 333 I will not fight those bastards alone! - 350 + 334 Where is the goddamn cavalry? - 351 + 335 I am outta here. - 352 + 336 Doctor is in! - 353 + 337 Operation succesful! - 354 + 338 I'll carve ya up like a chicken! - 355 + 339 Bleed for me! - 356 + 340 I can't believe they're paying me for that! - 357 + 341 You taste like chicken! - 358 + 342 You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! - 359 + 343 Chop chop chop! - 360 + 344 Fresh meat! - 361 + 345 I'll drink your blood! - 362 + 346 I'll gut you like a fish! - 363 + 347 Let's see what's inside this pinata! - 364 + 348 When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! - 365 + 349 You could use some shave! - 366 + 350 Don't worry, it's disinfected! - 367 + 351 Show me what you've got! - 368 + 352 Time for harakiri, asshole! - 369 + 353 Hey, you've got untied shoelace! - 370 + 354 There's a mustard on your shirt! - 371 + 355 Mmmmmincemeat! - 372 + 356 Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! - 373 + 357 I'll break your every single bone! - 374 + 358 Need a nose job? - 375 + 359 Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! - 376 + 360 See? Girls can fight too! - 377 + 361 Girls power! - 378 + 362 Aaand you're dead. - 379 + 363 Next! - 380 + 364 That's just a beginning, fuckers! - 381 + 365 Time to loot a corpse, I guess. - 382 + 366 Nice job getting yourself killed. - 383 + 367 You OK? You look kinda... dead! - 384 + 368 Another one to my collection. - 385 + 369 You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. - 386 + 370 That door revolved one time too many... - 387 + 371 Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. - 388 + 372 Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. - 389 + 373 I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! - 390 + 374 I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! - 391 + 375 I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! - 392 + 376 Pathetic. - 393 + 377 Amateur. - 394 + 378 Let this be a lesson for all of you! - 395 + 379 You asked for it. - 396 + 380 Your luck ran out. - 397 + 381 Time to pay the piper! - 398 + 382 Someone, go check his pulse. - 399 + 383 Someone, go check her pulse. - 400 + 384 Adios! - 401 + 385 Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... - 402 + 386 Serves you right, you slut! - 403 + 387 In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. - 404 + 388 Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. - 405 + 389 Goodnight sweet prince. - 406 + 390 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. - 407 + 391 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. - 408 + 392 Diagnosis: negative! - 409 + 393 It didn't have end up like this.! - 410 + 394 I think I'll skip a lunch today. - 411 + 395 Hahaha! Fucking awesome! - 412 + 396 Fuck yeah! I love this job! - 413 + 397 It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. - 414 + 398 Boom, head shot! - 415 + 399 Wow! - 416 + 400 Mind blown! - 417 + 401 I wasn't even trying. - 418 + 402 Did somebody take a picture? - 419 + 403 Pop goes the zit! - 420 + 404 I warned you about mexican food! - 421 + 405 What can I say, I'm a better draw. - 422 + 406 I'm gonna miss your cinematography... - 423 + 407 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - 424 + 408 Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! - 425 + 409 No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! - 426 + 410 Next time try shooting with open eyes! - 427 + 411 Stop shaking! I can't hit you! - 428 + 412 Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! - 429 + 413 And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! - 430 + 414 Couple? We're not married! - 431 + 415 I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! - 432 + 416 PX? What the fuck does it even mean? - 433 + 417 No shit, Sherlock! - 434 + 418 It will be one-way trip for you! - 435 + 419 Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! - 436 + 420 Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! - 1 - 437 + 421 What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! - 438 + 422 Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! - 439 + 423 I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! - 440 + 424 Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. - 441 + 425 So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. - 442 + 426 Indeed I do! - 443 + 427 You know there's no such animal, right? - 444 + 428 Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! - 445 + 429 Trouble is my second name! - 446 + 430 Like a bulldog! - 447 + 431 You should be! - 448 + 432 Your wish is my order! - 449 + 433 Nobody ever does. - 450 + 434 Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. - 451 + 435 Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! - 452 + 436 No, thank you! - 453 + 437 Will see who's about to teach whom! - 454 + 438 You're right! - 455 + 439 You don't deserve a chance! - 456 + 440 Horoscopes lie! - 457 + 441 Ding dong! - 458 + 442 It's still not too late! - 459 + 443 We'll check ourselves! - 460 + 444 Need bubbles, sir? - 461 + 445 Did you just call me an ass!? - 462 + 446 Whatever. - 463 + 447 I didn't understand a single word! - 464 + 448 It will only get closer! - 465 + 449 I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. - 471 + 450 You're the disease and I'm the cure. - 472 + 451 I'm gonna blow your head off! - 473 + 452 Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! - 475 + 453 I eat Green Berets for breakfast! - 476 + 454 You cowboys are finished! - 477 + 455 Take this, you maggot! - 478 + 456 I'm going to cut out your living guts! - 479 + 457 Long live the queen! - 480 + 458 Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! - 481 + 459 Don't make me angry! - 482 + 460 I must break you! - 484 + 461 This is for the Queen! - 485 + 462 The Queen says: Die! - 486 + 463 Dying ain't much of a living, boy! - 487 + 464 Dying ain't much of a living, girl! - 488 + 465 Is that the best you can do? - 489 + 466 Your life is over, asshole! - 490 + 467 Very pretty, but can you fight? - 491 + 468 Howdy, pardner! - 492 + 469 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - 493 + 470 Viva la revolution! - 494 + 471 Your move, creep! - 495 + 472 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - 496 + 473 It's about to turn into full tournee! - 497 + 474 "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? - 498 + 475 As you wish! - 499 + 476 Hey! I'm a lady! - 500 + 477 I'll dig you one! Six feet under! - 501 + 478 I guess there's no more room in hell... - 502 + 479 Is this some kind of a joke? - 503 + 480 They're coming to get us! - 504 + 481 Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! - 505 + 482 Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... - 506 + 483 Really? I mean.. c'mon! - 507 + 484 That's just fucked up! - 508 + 485 What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? - 509 + 486 Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! - 510 + 487 I'll send you back to hell! - 511 + 488 We'll need more paramedics! - 512 + 489 Oh shit! It can smell my brain! - 513 + 490 It's not zombie! He's infected! - 514 + 491 Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... - 515 + 492 It's alive! - 516 + 493 Maybe it's friendly. - 517 + 494 It's alive... ish. - 518 + 495 Nothing's ever real until it's real. - 519 + 496 They live! - 520 + 497 There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... - 521 + 498 I will not negotiate with undead! - 522 + 499 So there IS a life after death! - 523 + 500 Don't use the Z word! - 524 + 501 Holy shit. Plot twist! - 525 + 502 Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. - 526 + 503 That's it, no more drugs for me. - 527 + 504 I knew that movie was based on a true story! - 528 + 505 You're one spooky motherfucker, man. - 529 + 506 Oooh. Zombies. How original. - 530 + 507 Zombie over here! - 531 + 508 Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! - 532 + 509 Undead! - 533 + 510 This is a bad dream! - 534 + 511 Blasphemy! - 535 + 512 Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! - 536 + 513 At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. - 537 + 514 I'm scared to pieces! - 538 + 515 It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. - 539 + 516 It could be worse. They could be nazi! - 540 + 517 Where's my lawnmower when I need it? - 541 + 518 It's againt the nature, you freak! - 542 + 519 Dead should stay dead. - 543 + 520 Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. - 544 + 521 No! I don't want to become one of you! - 545 + 522 Stay away from my precious gray matter! - 546 + 523 Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! - 547 + 524 Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! - 548 + 525 They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! - 549 + 526 Not my face! My beautiful face! - 550 + 527 The PAIN! - 551 + 528 Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! - 552 + 529 Does it hurt to be dead? - 553 + 530 And stay dead! This time! - 554 + 531 You're dead... again. - 555 + 532 Rest in pieces! - 556 + 533 If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. - 557 + 534 Stay down! - 558 + 535 Get back where you came from! - 559 + 536 Zed is dead. - 560 + 537 Yeah! See ya! - 561 + 538 Punish! - 562 + 539 Bingo! - 563 + 540 I think you'll enjoy this. - 564 + 541 I'll squash you like a bug! - 565 + 542 Here comes Johnny! - 566 + 543 Somebody call an ambulance! - 567 + 544 My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! - 568 + 545 Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! - 569 + 546 OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! - 570 + 547 Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! - 571 + 548 Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? - 572 + 549 Look what you've made me do... - 573 + 550 Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! - 573 + 551 Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! - 574 + 552 Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! - 575 + 553 Look who's come to the picnic! - 576 + 554 You've got to be crazy to come here! - 577 + 555 Now, you've got my attention! - 578 + 556 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - 579 + 557 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - 580 + 558 Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... - 581 + 559 Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! - 582 + 560 How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! - 583 + 561 You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? - 584 + 562 Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... - 585 + 563 Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! - 586 + 564 Is that your best? - 587 + 565 It's official: YOU SUCK! - 588 + 566 You cannot hurt me! - 589 + 567 Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? - 588 + 568 I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! - 589 + 569 Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! - 590 + 570 Are you trying to piss me off? - 591 + 571 Do you want to hurt me on purpose? - 592 + 572 Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! - 593 + 573 I'm going to beat the crap out of you! - 594 + 574 If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! - 595 + 575 That's it, you're fucking dead! - 596 + 576 I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! - 597 + 577 Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! - 598 + 578 God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. - 599 + 579 The army... I should have known better! - 600 + 580 Coming here... What was I thinking? - 601 + 581 I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. - 602 + 582 No weapons! No friends! No hope! - 603 + 583 If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... - 604 + 584 HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! - 605 + 585 Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! - 606 + 586 Gee, whales can fight? - 607 + 587 Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! - 608 + 588 This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! - 609 + 589 How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! - 610 + 590 Over here, you morons! - 611 + 591 Go to hell, Hellar! - 612 + 592 Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? - 613 + 593 It must be this time of the month! - 614 + 594 Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! - 615 + 595 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 616 + 596 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 617 + 597 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 618 + 598 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 619 + 599 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 620 + 600 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 621 + 601 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - 622 + 602 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - 623 + 603 Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! - 624 + 604 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - 625 + 605 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - 626 + 606 OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! - 627 + 607 Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. - 628 + 608 Trust me. I'm a professional! - 629 + 609 You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... - 630 + 610 Nice boobs! Are these real? - 631 + 611 You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? - 632 + 612 Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. - 633 + 613 Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! - 634 + 614 You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! - 635 + 615 I see you and now I can see through you! - 636 + 616 Little enemies... little wounds! - 637 + 617 I really hate needless violence. - 638 + 618 Wow, you're even dumber than you look. - 639 + 619 You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! - 640 + 620 Were your parents siblings? - 641 + 621 Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? - 642 + 622 I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! - 643 + 623 Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? - 643 + 624 Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! - 644 + 625 Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! - 645 + 626 Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! - 646 + 627 Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? - 647 + 628 As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? - 648 + 629 You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! - 649 + 630 Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! - 650 + 631 You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! - 651 + 632 Guys, don't shoot the cushions! - 652 + 633 It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! - 653 + 634 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - 654 + 635 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - 655 + 636 Are you tryin' to make me look good? - 656 + 637 Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! - 657 + 638 Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! - 658 + 639 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? - 659 + 640 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? - 660 + 641 Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - 661 + 642 Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - 662 + 643 Idiots! Idiots everywhere! - 663 + 644 You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. - 664 + 645 I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. - 665 + 646 How's that karma tasting? Not so good? - 666 + 647 Do you always take yourself so seriously? - 667 + 648 Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. - 668 + 649 Go bore someone else with your existence. - 669 + 650 When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! - 670 + 651 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - 671 + 652 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - 672 + 653 Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! - 673 + 654 Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! - 674 + 655 Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! - 675 + 656 I'm scared to death! - 676 + 657 Gee, that gave me goose bumps! - 677 + 658 Speak of the devil! - 678 + 659 Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! - 679 + 660 OK, that was the last straw! - 680 + 661 If I throw a stick, will you go away? - 681 + 662 How can I miss you if you won't go away? - 682 + 663 Hold my beer and watch this! - 683 + 664 Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! - 684 + 665 Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! - 685 + 666 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - 686 + 667 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - 687 + 668 I thought your purpose was to die! - 688 + 669 Hey, dickless! Over here! - 689 + 670 Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? - 690 + 671 Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! - 691 + 672 Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? - 692 + 673 Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? - 693 + 674 Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? - 694 + 675 Did your parents have any children that lived? - 695 + 676 You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! - 696 + 677 Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. - 697 + 678 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! - 698 + 679 If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! - 699 + 680 That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! - 700 + 681 What? Hello? I can't hear anything! - 701 + 682 Argh! My ears are bleeding! - 702 + 683 What's this ringing? - 703 + 684 Huh? It's all silent... - 704 + 685 Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? - 705 + 686 Fuck, my eyeballs! - 706 + 687 I can't see shit! - 707 + 688 Who turned off the light?! - 708 + 689 Oh, my eyes! - 709 + 690 Oh God, I'm blind! - 710 + 691 Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! - 711 + 692 Somebody help me! I can't see! - 712 + 693 You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! - 713 + 694 My eyes are on fire! - 714 + 695 Cover me, I'm reloading! - 715 + 696 I'm out, reloading! - 716 + 697 I'm out, reloading! - 717 + 698 Gotta reload! - 718 + 699 Reloading! - 719 + 700 I'm all out! - 720 + 701 I'm running dry over here! - 721 + 702 Need more ammo! - 722 + 703 I'm out of bullets! - 723 + 704 I'm leaking! - 724 + 705 I'm bleeding! - 725 + 706 Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! - 726 + 707 Mmmm... blood. - 727 + 708 I need medical attention! - 728 + 709 I'm spilling blood! - 729 + 710 I... can't... catch a breath... - 730 + 711 My... lungs... - 731 + 712 Gas! Oh... - 732 + 713 I can't breath! - 733 + 714 It burns! + + 715 + Don't worry, I'll send you some! + + + 716 + I'll show you! + + + 717 + You'll wish you wouldn't ask! + + + 718 + You got it wrong, let me educate you! + + + 719 + Was that a rhetorical question? + + + 720 + Now whose fault is it, if your cocksucker boss buys second hand guns? + + + 721 + And soon so will be you! + + + 722 + The only thing layin' low here, is you bitch! + + + 723 + Yeah right, that's why you're sweating! + + + 724 + Guess again! That wasn't your horoscope! + + + 725 + Advice for today: avoid long travels, new relationships and BULLETS! + + + 726 + Mine said I will kill a lot of people today! I hope it will come true too! + + + 727 + Do people seriously believe in these things? Pathetic. + + + 728 + Tough? I could make that shot with eyes closed. + + + 729 + And that's just the beginning! + + + 730 + He loves you no more! + + + 731 + OK, this one's out. Next! + + + 732 + You'll be sorry for saying that! + + + 733 + Well, now we can play hide and seek! + + + 734 + You're right! It's the whole company here! + + + 735 + No, loser! You should have used the plural! Guys, lot's of guys! + + + 736 + Will see about that... + + + 737 + No, it doesn't, but don't worry, we'll be gentle! + + + 738 + Nice grammar, asshole! + + + 739 + Need supplies, wacko? + + + 740 + Here, I'll give you some! + + + 741 + No, you just suck, that's it! No air involved! + + + 742 + Never got this - why bring a knife to a gun fight? + + + 743 + Funny indeed, we had so much fun with him as a target practice! + + + 744 + I know some jokes too. For example: you're a joke! + + + 745 + Hey man, the gun isn't stupid, you are! + + + 746 + Suits you fine, huh? + + + 747 + Relax! Why make such a fuss? + + + 748 + The only thing you're gonna get is your butt kicked! + + + 749 + Oh yeah? Wait for the next one! + + + 750 + It was just a warning shot! + + + 751 + I'll scratch you to death! + + + 752 + That's not a scratch. It's a fucking canyon! + + + 753 + No. You need to die! + + + 754 + I'll dig you one too with it! + + + 755 + Kiss my ass! + + + 756 + Fireball? What the fuck do you think this is? Street Fighter Alpha 3? + + + 757 + It's OK, I'm here. Follow my voice! + + + 758 + That's what she said! + + + 759 + Please, let it be a close encounter of the sexy kind! + + + 760 + We are here, we are queer... fuck, that sounded wrong! + + + 761 + We are here, we are queer... wait, that came out wrong... oops, this too! + + + 762 + I'm ready any time you are! + + + 763 + Why not? Have you never had a threesome? + + + 764 + Now, now, you're hurting our feelings! + + + 765 + Come on, there's always a room to try something new! + + + 766 + Don't worry, it will be just a "gun bang"! + + + 767 + Guys, she just needs a loaded gun! + + + 768 + Come over here, I'll give you some. + + + 769 + Is that how it's called these days? + + + 770 + I bet that's what you've said the first time too! + + + 771 + What did you just say? Wolf? We've got plenty of them... + + + 772 + Oh, now I'm getting jelous. + + + 773 + I can help you to deal with the grief, if you want! + + + 774 + We've got plenty of bears too... Hans, come over here! + + + 775 + Where? Where? + + + 776 + Maybe I could help you with that? + + + 777 + You need to empty the chamber... + + + 778 + But that's nothing new for you, eh? + + + 779 + Damn, that doesn't even deserve a witty response! + + + 780 + Are you even listening what you're saying? + + + 781 + Oh, I'll give you one! Just you wait! + + + 782 + You should consider changing your masseur. I volunteer! + + + 783 + Yeah, I bet you did. God. + + + 784 + Oooh. Not today! + + + 785 + No! + + + 786 + Anything for you, princess. + + + 787 + I work this way on women. + + + 788 + Are you doing this on purpose? + + + 789 + Pffft. + + + 790 + Pffft. + + + 791 + I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that. + + + 792 + Hold on! I'll just drop my clothes, get my rescue tube and I'm coming to save you! + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir-languages/Italian_Version/Data/TableData/Italian.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/Italian_Version/Data/TableData/Italian.EnemyTaunts.xml index 8a7b6f7f5..b97258e5d 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/Italian_Version/Data/TableData/Italian.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/Italian_Version/Data/TableData/Italian.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1250,1624 +1250,1935 @@ I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! - 322 + 310 Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! - 327 + 311 Is that the best you can do? - 328 + 312 Your life is over, asshole! - 329 + 313 Very pretty, but can you fight? - 330 + 314 Howdy, pardner! - 331 + 315 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - 332 + 316 Viva la revolution! - 333 + 317 Keep a place in hell for your queen! - 334 + 318 Your move, creep! - 335 + 319 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - 336 + 320 Shit, shit, shit... - 337 + 321 We're all gonna die. - 338 + 322 God help me. - 339 + 323 We're in some real pretty shit now! - 340 + 324 It is no dream! This is really happening! - 341 + 325 Goddamnit. - 342 + 326 I got a bad feeling on this one. - 343 + 327 It's a goddamn commando squad! - 344 + 328 Why this shit always happens to me!? - 345 + 329 I can't deal with this anymore - 346 + 330 What the hell am I going to do now? - 347 + 331 I should get the hell out of here! - 348 + 332 Oh no, how could this happen? - 349 + 333 I will not fight those bastards alone! - 350 + 334 Where is the goddamn cavalry? - 351 + 335 I am outta here. - 352 + 336 Doctor is in! - 353 + 337 Operation succesful! - 354 + 338 I'll carve ya up like a chicken! - 355 + 339 Bleed for me! - 356 + 340 I can't believe they're paying me for that! - 357 + 341 You taste like chicken! - 358 + 342 You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! - 359 + 343 Chop chop chop! - 360 + 344 Fresh meat! - 361 + 345 I'll drink your blood! - 362 + 346 I'll gut you like a fish! - 363 + 347 Let's see what's inside this pinata! - 364 + 348 When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! - 365 + 349 You could use some shave! - 366 + 350 Don't worry, it's disinfected! - 367 + 351 Show me what you've got! - 368 + 352 Time for harakiri, asshole! - 369 + 353 Hey, you've got untied shoelace! - 370 + 354 There's a mustard on your shirt! - 371 + 355 Mmmmmincemeat! - 372 + 356 Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! - 373 + 357 I'll break your every single bone! - 374 + 358 Need a nose job? - 375 + 359 Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! - 376 + 360 See? Girls can fight too! - 377 + 361 Girls power! - 378 + 362 Aaand you're dead. - 379 + 363 Next! - 380 + 364 That's just a beginning, fuckers! - 381 + 365 Time to loot a corpse, I guess. - 382 + 366 Nice job getting yourself killed. - 383 + 367 You OK? You look kinda... dead! - 384 + 368 Another one to my collection. - 385 + 369 You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. - 386 + 370 That door revolved one time too many... - 387 + 371 Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. - 388 + 372 Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. - 389 + 373 I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! - 390 + 374 I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! - 391 + 375 I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! - 392 + 376 Pathetic. - 393 + 377 Amateur. - 394 + 378 Let this be a lesson for all of you! - 395 + 379 You asked for it. - 396 + 380 Your luck ran out. - 397 + 381 Time to pay the piper! - 398 + 382 Someone, go check his pulse. - 399 + 383 Someone, go check her pulse. - 400 + 384 Adios! - 401 + 385 Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... - 402 + 386 Serves you right, you slut! - 403 + 387 In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. - 404 + 388 Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. - 405 + 389 Goodnight sweet prince. - 406 + 390 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. - 407 + 391 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. - 408 + 392 Diagnosis: negative! - 409 + 393 It didn't have end up like this.! - 410 + 394 I think I'll skip a lunch today. - 411 + 395 Hahaha! Fucking awesome! - 412 + 396 Fuck yeah! I love this job! - 413 + 397 It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. - 414 + 398 Boom, head shot! - 415 + 399 Wow! - 416 + 400 Mind blown! - 417 + 401 I wasn't even trying. - 418 + 402 Did somebody take a picture? - 419 + 403 Pop goes the zit! - 420 + 404 I warned you about mexican food! - 421 + 405 What can I say, I'm a better draw. - 422 + 406 I'm gonna miss your cinematography... - 423 + 407 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - 424 + 408 Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! - 425 + 409 No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! - 426 + 410 Next time try shooting with open eyes! - 427 + 411 Stop shaking! I can't hit you! - 428 + 412 Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! - 429 + 413 And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! - 430 + 414 Couple? We're not married! - 431 + 415 I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! - 432 + 416 PX? What the fuck does it even mean? - 433 + 417 No shit, Sherlock! - 434 + 418 It will be one-way trip for you! - 435 + 419 Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! - 436 + 420 Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! - 1 - 437 + 421 What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! - 438 + 422 Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! - 439 + 423 I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! - 440 + 424 Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. - 441 + 425 So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. - 442 + 426 Indeed I do! - 443 + 427 You know there's no such animal, right? - 444 + 428 Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! - 445 + 429 Trouble is my second name! - 446 + 430 Like a bulldog! - 447 + 431 You should be! - 448 + 432 Your wish is my order! - 449 + 433 Nobody ever does. - 450 + 434 Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. - 451 + 435 Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! - 452 + 436 No, thank you! - 453 + 437 Will see who's about to teach whom! - 454 + 438 You're right! - 455 + 439 You don't deserve a chance! - 456 + 440 Horoscopes lie! - 457 + 441 Ding dong! - 458 + 442 It's still not too late! - 459 + 443 We'll check ourselves! - 460 + 444 Need bubbles, sir? - 461 + 445 Did you just call me an ass!? - 462 + 446 Whatever. - 463 + 447 I didn't understand a single word! - 464 + 448 It will only get closer! - 465 + 449 I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. - 471 + 450 You're the disease and I'm the cure. - 472 + 451 I'm gonna blow your head off! - 473 + 452 Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! - 475 + 453 I eat Green Berets for breakfast! - 476 + 454 You cowboys are finished! - 477 + 455 Take this, you maggot! - 478 + 456 I'm going to cut out your living guts! - 479 + 457 Long live the queen! - 480 + 458 Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! - 481 + 459 Don't make me angry! - 482 + 460 I must break you! - 484 + 461 This is for the Queen! - 485 + 462 The Queen says: Die! - 486 + 463 Dying ain't much of a living, boy! - 487 + 464 Dying ain't much of a living, girl! - 488 + 465 Is that the best you can do? - 489 + 466 Your life is over, asshole! - 490 + 467 Very pretty, but can you fight? - 491 + 468 Howdy, pardner! - 492 + 469 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - 493 + 470 Viva la revolution! - 494 + 471 Your move, creep! - 495 + 472 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - 496 + 473 It's about to turn into full tournee! - 497 + 474 "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? - 498 + 475 As you wish! - 499 + 476 Hey! I'm a lady! - 500 + 477 I'll dig you one! Six feet under! - 501 + 478 I guess there's no more room in hell... - 502 + 479 Is this some kind of a joke? - 503 + 480 They're coming to get us! - 504 + 481 Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! - 505 + 482 Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... - 506 + 483 Really? I mean.. c'mon! - 507 + 484 That's just fucked up! - 508 + 485 What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? - 509 + 486 Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! - 510 + 487 I'll send you back to hell! - 511 + 488 We'll need more paramedics! - 512 + 489 Oh shit! It can smell my brain! - 513 + 490 It's not zombie! He's infected! - 514 + 491 Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... - 515 + 492 It's alive! - 516 + 493 Maybe it's friendly. - 517 + 494 It's alive... ish. - 518 + 495 Nothing's ever real until it's real. - 519 + 496 They live! - 520 + 497 There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... - 521 + 498 I will not negotiate with undead! - 522 + 499 So there IS a life after death! - 523 + 500 Don't use the Z word! - 524 + 501 Holy shit. Plot twist! - 525 + 502 Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. - 526 + 503 That's it, no more drugs for me. - 527 + 504 I knew that movie was based on a true story! - 528 + 505 You're one spooky motherfucker, man. - 529 + 506 Oooh. Zombies. How original. - 530 + 507 Zombie over here! - 531 + 508 Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! - 532 + 509 Undead! - 533 + 510 This is a bad dream! - 534 + 511 Blasphemy! - 535 + 512 Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! - 536 + 513 At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. - 537 + 514 I'm scared to pieces! - 538 + 515 It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. - 539 + 516 It could be worse. They could be nazi! - 540 + 517 Where's my lawnmower when I need it? - 541 + 518 It's againt the nature, you freak! - 542 + 519 Dead should stay dead. - 543 + 520 Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. - 544 + 521 No! I don't want to become one of you! - 545 + 522 Stay away from my precious gray matter! - 546 + 523 Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! - 547 + 524 Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! - 548 + 525 They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! - 549 + 526 Not my face! My beautiful face! - 550 + 527 The PAIN! - 551 + 528 Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! - 552 + 529 Does it hurt to be dead? - 553 + 530 And stay dead! This time! - 554 + 531 You're dead... again. - 555 + 532 Rest in pieces! - 556 + 533 If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. - 557 + 534 Stay down! - 558 + 535 Get back where you came from! - 559 + 536 Zed is dead. - 560 + 537 Yeah! See ya! - 561 + 538 Punish! - 562 + 539 Bingo! - 563 + 540 I think you'll enjoy this. - 564 + 541 I'll squash you like a bug! - 565 + 542 Here comes Johnny! - 566 + 543 Somebody call an ambulance! - 567 + 544 My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! - 568 + 545 Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! - 569 + 546 OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! - 570 + 547 Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! - 571 + 548 Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? - 572 + 549 Look what you've made me do... - 573 + 550 Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! - 573 + 551 Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! - 574 + 552 Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! - 575 + 553 Look who's come to the picnic! - 576 + 554 You've got to be crazy to come here! - 577 + 555 Now, you've got my attention! - 578 + 556 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - 579 + 557 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - 580 + 558 Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... - 581 + 559 Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! - 582 + 560 How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! - 583 + 561 You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? - 584 + 562 Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... - 585 + 563 Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! - 586 + 564 Is that your best? - 587 + 565 It's official: YOU SUCK! - 588 + 566 You cannot hurt me! - 589 + 567 Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? - 588 + 568 I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! - 589 + 569 Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! - 590 + 570 Are you trying to piss me off? - 591 + 571 Do you want to hurt me on purpose? - 592 + 572 Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! - 593 + 573 I'm going to beat the crap out of you! - 594 + 574 If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! - 595 + 575 That's it, you're fucking dead! - 596 + 576 I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! - 597 + 577 Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! - 598 + 578 God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. - 599 + 579 The army... I should have known better! - 600 + 580 Coming here... What was I thinking? - 601 + 581 I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. - 602 + 582 No weapons! No friends! No hope! - 603 + 583 If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... - 604 + 584 HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! - 605 + 585 Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! - 606 + 586 Gee, whales can fight? - 607 + 587 Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! - 608 + 588 This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! - 609 + 589 How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! - 610 + 590 Over here, you morons! - 611 + 591 Go to hell, Hellar! - 612 + 592 Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? - 613 + 593 It must be this time of the month! - 614 + 594 Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! - 615 + 595 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 616 + 596 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 617 + 597 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 618 + 598 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 619 + 599 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 620 + 600 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 621 + 601 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - 622 + 602 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - 623 + 603 Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! - 624 + 604 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - 625 + 605 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - 626 + 606 OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! - 627 + 607 Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. - 628 + 608 Trust me. I'm a professional! - 629 + 609 You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... - 630 + 610 Nice boobs! Are these real? - 631 + 611 You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? - 632 + 612 Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. - 633 + 613 Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! - 634 + 614 You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! - 635 + 615 I see you and now I can see through you! - 636 + 616 Little enemies... little wounds! - 637 + 617 I really hate needless violence. - 638 + 618 Wow, you're even dumber than you look. - 639 + 619 You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! - 640 + 620 Were your parents siblings? - 641 + 621 Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? - 642 + 622 I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! - 643 + 623 Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? - 643 + 624 Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! - 644 + 625 Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! - 645 + 626 Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! - 646 + 627 Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? - 647 + 628 As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? - 648 + 629 You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! - 649 + 630 Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! - 650 + 631 You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! - 651 + 632 Guys, don't shoot the cushions! - 652 + 633 It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! - 653 + 634 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - 654 + 635 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - 655 + 636 Are you tryin' to make me look good? - 656 + 637 Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! - 657 + 638 Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! - 658 + 639 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? - 659 + 640 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? - 660 + 641 Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - 661 + 642 Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - 662 + 643 Idiots! Idiots everywhere! - 663 + 644 You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. - 664 + 645 I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. - 665 + 646 How's that karma tasting? Not so good? - 666 + 647 Do you always take yourself so seriously? - 667 + 648 Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. - 668 + 649 Go bore someone else with your existence. - 669 + 650 When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! - 670 + 651 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - 671 + 652 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - 672 + 653 Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! - 673 + 654 Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! - 674 + 655 Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! - 675 + 656 I'm scared to death! - 676 + 657 Gee, that gave me goose bumps! - 677 + 658 Speak of the devil! - 678 + 659 Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! - 679 + 660 OK, that was the last straw! - 680 + 661 If I throw a stick, will you go away? - 681 + 662 How can I miss you if you won't go away? - 682 + 663 Hold my beer and watch this! - 683 + 664 Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! - 684 + 665 Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! - 685 + 666 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - 686 + 667 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - 687 + 668 I thought your purpose was to die! - 688 + 669 Hey, dickless! Over here! - 689 + 670 Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? - 690 + 671 Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! - 691 + 672 Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? - 692 + 673 Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? - 693 + 674 Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? - 694 + 675 Did your parents have any children that lived? - 695 + 676 You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! - 696 + 677 Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. - 697 + 678 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! - 698 + 679 If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! - 699 + 680 That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! - 700 + 681 What? Hello? I can't hear anything! - 701 + 682 Argh! My ears are bleeding! - 702 + 683 What's this ringing? - 703 + 684 Huh? It's all silent... - 704 + 685 Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? - 705 + 686 Fuck, my eyeballs! - 706 + 687 I can't see shit! - 707 + 688 Who turned off the light?! - 708 + 689 Oh, my eyes! - 709 + 690 Oh God, I'm blind! - 710 + 691 Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! - 711 + 692 Somebody help me! I can't see! - 712 + 693 You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! - 713 + 694 My eyes are on fire! - 714 + 695 Cover me, I'm reloading! - 715 + 696 I'm out, reloading! - 716 + 697 I'm out, reloading! - 717 + 698 Gotta reload! - 718 + 699 Reloading! - 719 + 700 I'm all out! - 720 + 701 I'm running dry over here! - 721 + 702 Need more ammo! - 722 + 703 I'm out of bullets! - 723 + 704 I'm leaking! - 724 + 705 I'm bleeding! - 725 + 706 Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! - 726 + 707 Mmmm... blood. - 727 + 708 I need medical attention! - 728 + 709 I'm spilling blood! - 729 + 710 I... can't... catch a breath... - 730 + 711 My... lungs... - 731 + 712 Gas! Oh... - 732 + 713 I can't breath! - 733 + 714 It burns! + + 715 + Don't worry, I'll send you some! + + + 716 + I'll show you! + + + 717 + You'll wish you wouldn't ask! + + + 718 + You got it wrong, let me educate you! + + + 719 + Was that a rhetorical question? + + + 720 + Now whose fault is it, if your cocksucker boss buys second hand guns? + + + 721 + And soon so will be you! + + + 722 + The only thing layin' low here, is you bitch! + + + 723 + Yeah right, that's why you're sweating! + + + 724 + Guess again! That wasn't your horoscope! + + + 725 + Advice for today: avoid long travels, new relationships and BULLETS! + + + 726 + Mine said I will kill a lot of people today! I hope it will come true too! + + + 727 + Do people seriously believe in these things? Pathetic. + + + 728 + Tough? I could make that shot with eyes closed. + + + 729 + And that's just the beginning! + + + 730 + He loves you no more! + + + 731 + OK, this one's out. Next! + + + 732 + You'll be sorry for saying that! + + + 733 + Well, now we can play hide and seek! + + + 734 + You're right! It's the whole company here! + + + 735 + No, loser! You should have used the plural! Guys, lot's of guys! + + + 736 + Will see about that... + + + 737 + No, it doesn't, but don't worry, we'll be gentle! + + + 738 + Nice grammar, asshole! + + + 739 + Need supplies, wacko? + + + 740 + Here, I'll give you some! + + + 741 + No, you just suck, that's it! No air involved! + + + 742 + Never got this - why bring a knife to a gun fight? + + + 743 + Funny indeed, we had so much fun with him as a target practice! + + + 744 + I know some jokes too. For example: you're a joke! + + + 745 + Hey man, the gun isn't stupid, you are! + + + 746 + Suits you fine, huh? + + + 747 + Relax! Why make such a fuss? + + + 748 + The only thing you're gonna get is your butt kicked! + + + 749 + Oh yeah? Wait for the next one! + + + 750 + It was just a warning shot! + + + 751 + I'll scratch you to death! + + + 752 + That's not a scratch. It's a fucking canyon! + + + 753 + No. You need to die! + + + 754 + I'll dig you one too with it! + + + 755 + Kiss my ass! + + + 756 + Fireball? What the fuck do you think this is? Street Fighter Alpha 3? + + + 757 + It's OK, I'm here. Follow my voice! + + + 758 + That's what she said! + + + 759 + Please, let it be a close encounter of the sexy kind! + + + 760 + We are here, we are queer... fuck, that sounded wrong! + + + 761 + We are here, we are queer... wait, that came out wrong... oops, this too! + + + 762 + I'm ready any time you are! + + + 763 + Why not? Have you never had a threesome? + + + 764 + Now, now, you're hurting our feelings! + + + 765 + Come on, there's always a room to try something new! + + + 766 + Don't worry, it will be just a "gun bang"! + + + 767 + Guys, she just needs a loaded gun! + + + 768 + Come over here, I'll give you some. + + + 769 + Is that how it's called these days? + + + 770 + I bet that's what you've said the first time too! + + + 771 + What did you just say? Wolf? We've got plenty of them... + + + 772 + Oh, now I'm getting jelous. + + + 773 + I can help you to deal with the grief, if you want! + + + 774 + We've got plenty of bears too... Hans, come over here! + + + 775 + Where? Where? + + + 776 + Maybe I could help you with that? + + + 777 + You need to empty the chamber... + + + 778 + But that's nothing new for you, eh? + + + 779 + Damn, that doesn't even deserve a witty response! + + + 780 + Are you even listening what you're saying? + + + 781 + Oh, I'll give you one! Just you wait! + + + 782 + You should consider changing your masseur. I volunteer! + + + 783 + Yeah, I bet you did. God. + + + 784 + Oooh. Not today! + + + 785 + No! + + + 786 + Anything for you, princess. + + + 787 + I work this way on women. + + + 788 + Are you doing this on purpose? + + + 789 + Pffft. + + + 790 + Pffft. + + + 791 + I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that. + + + 792 + Hold on! I'll just drop my clothes, get my rescue tube and I'm coming to save you! + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir-languages/Polish_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Polish.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/Polish_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Polish.EnemyTaunts.xml index 8a7b6f7f5..b97258e5d 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/Polish_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Polish.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/Polish_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Polish.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1250,1624 +1250,1935 @@ I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! - 322 + 310 Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! - 327 + 311 Is that the best you can do? - 328 + 312 Your life is over, asshole! - 329 + 313 Very pretty, but can you fight? - 330 + 314 Howdy, pardner! - 331 + 315 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - 332 + 316 Viva la revolution! - 333 + 317 Keep a place in hell for your queen! - 334 + 318 Your move, creep! - 335 + 319 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - 336 + 320 Shit, shit, shit... - 337 + 321 We're all gonna die. - 338 + 322 God help me. - 339 + 323 We're in some real pretty shit now! - 340 + 324 It is no dream! This is really happening! - 341 + 325 Goddamnit. - 342 + 326 I got a bad feeling on this one. - 343 + 327 It's a goddamn commando squad! - 344 + 328 Why this shit always happens to me!? - 345 + 329 I can't deal with this anymore - 346 + 330 What the hell am I going to do now? - 347 + 331 I should get the hell out of here! - 348 + 332 Oh no, how could this happen? - 349 + 333 I will not fight those bastards alone! - 350 + 334 Where is the goddamn cavalry? - 351 + 335 I am outta here. - 352 + 336 Doctor is in! - 353 + 337 Operation succesful! - 354 + 338 I'll carve ya up like a chicken! - 355 + 339 Bleed for me! - 356 + 340 I can't believe they're paying me for that! - 357 + 341 You taste like chicken! - 358 + 342 You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! - 359 + 343 Chop chop chop! - 360 + 344 Fresh meat! - 361 + 345 I'll drink your blood! - 362 + 346 I'll gut you like a fish! - 363 + 347 Let's see what's inside this pinata! - 364 + 348 When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! - 365 + 349 You could use some shave! - 366 + 350 Don't worry, it's disinfected! - 367 + 351 Show me what you've got! - 368 + 352 Time for harakiri, asshole! - 369 + 353 Hey, you've got untied shoelace! - 370 + 354 There's a mustard on your shirt! - 371 + 355 Mmmmmincemeat! - 372 + 356 Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! - 373 + 357 I'll break your every single bone! - 374 + 358 Need a nose job? - 375 + 359 Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! - 376 + 360 See? Girls can fight too! - 377 + 361 Girls power! - 378 + 362 Aaand you're dead. - 379 + 363 Next! - 380 + 364 That's just a beginning, fuckers! - 381 + 365 Time to loot a corpse, I guess. - 382 + 366 Nice job getting yourself killed. - 383 + 367 You OK? You look kinda... dead! - 384 + 368 Another one to my collection. - 385 + 369 You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. - 386 + 370 That door revolved one time too many... - 387 + 371 Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. - 388 + 372 Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. - 389 + 373 I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! - 390 + 374 I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! - 391 + 375 I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! - 392 + 376 Pathetic. - 393 + 377 Amateur. - 394 + 378 Let this be a lesson for all of you! - 395 + 379 You asked for it. - 396 + 380 Your luck ran out. - 397 + 381 Time to pay the piper! - 398 + 382 Someone, go check his pulse. - 399 + 383 Someone, go check her pulse. - 400 + 384 Adios! - 401 + 385 Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... - 402 + 386 Serves you right, you slut! - 403 + 387 In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. - 404 + 388 Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. - 405 + 389 Goodnight sweet prince. - 406 + 390 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. - 407 + 391 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. - 408 + 392 Diagnosis: negative! - 409 + 393 It didn't have end up like this.! - 410 + 394 I think I'll skip a lunch today. - 411 + 395 Hahaha! Fucking awesome! - 412 + 396 Fuck yeah! I love this job! - 413 + 397 It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. - 414 + 398 Boom, head shot! - 415 + 399 Wow! - 416 + 400 Mind blown! - 417 + 401 I wasn't even trying. - 418 + 402 Did somebody take a picture? - 419 + 403 Pop goes the zit! - 420 + 404 I warned you about mexican food! - 421 + 405 What can I say, I'm a better draw. - 422 + 406 I'm gonna miss your cinematography... - 423 + 407 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - 424 + 408 Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! - 425 + 409 No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! - 426 + 410 Next time try shooting with open eyes! - 427 + 411 Stop shaking! I can't hit you! - 428 + 412 Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! - 429 + 413 And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! - 430 + 414 Couple? We're not married! - 431 + 415 I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! - 432 + 416 PX? What the fuck does it even mean? - 433 + 417 No shit, Sherlock! - 434 + 418 It will be one-way trip for you! - 435 + 419 Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! - 436 + 420 Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! - 1 - 437 + 421 What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! - 438 + 422 Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! - 439 + 423 I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! - 440 + 424 Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. - 441 + 425 So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. - 442 + 426 Indeed I do! - 443 + 427 You know there's no such animal, right? - 444 + 428 Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! - 445 + 429 Trouble is my second name! - 446 + 430 Like a bulldog! - 447 + 431 You should be! - 448 + 432 Your wish is my order! - 449 + 433 Nobody ever does. - 450 + 434 Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. - 451 + 435 Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! - 452 + 436 No, thank you! - 453 + 437 Will see who's about to teach whom! - 454 + 438 You're right! - 455 + 439 You don't deserve a chance! - 456 + 440 Horoscopes lie! - 457 + 441 Ding dong! - 458 + 442 It's still not too late! - 459 + 443 We'll check ourselves! - 460 + 444 Need bubbles, sir? - 461 + 445 Did you just call me an ass!? - 462 + 446 Whatever. - 463 + 447 I didn't understand a single word! - 464 + 448 It will only get closer! - 465 + 449 I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. - 471 + 450 You're the disease and I'm the cure. - 472 + 451 I'm gonna blow your head off! - 473 + 452 Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! - 475 + 453 I eat Green Berets for breakfast! - 476 + 454 You cowboys are finished! - 477 + 455 Take this, you maggot! - 478 + 456 I'm going to cut out your living guts! - 479 + 457 Long live the queen! - 480 + 458 Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! - 481 + 459 Don't make me angry! - 482 + 460 I must break you! - 484 + 461 This is for the Queen! - 485 + 462 The Queen says: Die! - 486 + 463 Dying ain't much of a living, boy! - 487 + 464 Dying ain't much of a living, girl! - 488 + 465 Is that the best you can do? - 489 + 466 Your life is over, asshole! - 490 + 467 Very pretty, but can you fight? - 491 + 468 Howdy, pardner! - 492 + 469 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - 493 + 470 Viva la revolution! - 494 + 471 Your move, creep! - 495 + 472 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - 496 + 473 It's about to turn into full tournee! - 497 + 474 "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? - 498 + 475 As you wish! - 499 + 476 Hey! I'm a lady! - 500 + 477 I'll dig you one! Six feet under! - 501 + 478 I guess there's no more room in hell... - 502 + 479 Is this some kind of a joke? - 503 + 480 They're coming to get us! - 504 + 481 Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! - 505 + 482 Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... - 506 + 483 Really? I mean.. c'mon! - 507 + 484 That's just fucked up! - 508 + 485 What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? - 509 + 486 Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! - 510 + 487 I'll send you back to hell! - 511 + 488 We'll need more paramedics! - 512 + 489 Oh shit! It can smell my brain! - 513 + 490 It's not zombie! He's infected! - 514 + 491 Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... - 515 + 492 It's alive! - 516 + 493 Maybe it's friendly. - 517 + 494 It's alive... ish. - 518 + 495 Nothing's ever real until it's real. - 519 + 496 They live! - 520 + 497 There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... - 521 + 498 I will not negotiate with undead! - 522 + 499 So there IS a life after death! - 523 + 500 Don't use the Z word! - 524 + 501 Holy shit. Plot twist! - 525 + 502 Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. - 526 + 503 That's it, no more drugs for me. - 527 + 504 I knew that movie was based on a true story! - 528 + 505 You're one spooky motherfucker, man. - 529 + 506 Oooh. Zombies. How original. - 530 + 507 Zombie over here! - 531 + 508 Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! - 532 + 509 Undead! - 533 + 510 This is a bad dream! - 534 + 511 Blasphemy! - 535 + 512 Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! - 536 + 513 At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. - 537 + 514 I'm scared to pieces! - 538 + 515 It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. - 539 + 516 It could be worse. They could be nazi! - 540 + 517 Where's my lawnmower when I need it? - 541 + 518 It's againt the nature, you freak! - 542 + 519 Dead should stay dead. - 543 + 520 Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. - 544 + 521 No! I don't want to become one of you! - 545 + 522 Stay away from my precious gray matter! - 546 + 523 Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! - 547 + 524 Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! - 548 + 525 They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! - 549 + 526 Not my face! My beautiful face! - 550 + 527 The PAIN! - 551 + 528 Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! - 552 + 529 Does it hurt to be dead? - 553 + 530 And stay dead! This time! - 554 + 531 You're dead... again. - 555 + 532 Rest in pieces! - 556 + 533 If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. - 557 + 534 Stay down! - 558 + 535 Get back where you came from! - 559 + 536 Zed is dead. - 560 + 537 Yeah! See ya! - 561 + 538 Punish! - 562 + 539 Bingo! - 563 + 540 I think you'll enjoy this. - 564 + 541 I'll squash you like a bug! - 565 + 542 Here comes Johnny! - 566 + 543 Somebody call an ambulance! - 567 + 544 My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! - 568 + 545 Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! - 569 + 546 OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! - 570 + 547 Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! - 571 + 548 Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? - 572 + 549 Look what you've made me do... - 573 + 550 Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! - 573 + 551 Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! - 574 + 552 Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! - 575 + 553 Look who's come to the picnic! - 576 + 554 You've got to be crazy to come here! - 577 + 555 Now, you've got my attention! - 578 + 556 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - 579 + 557 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - 580 + 558 Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... - 581 + 559 Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! - 582 + 560 How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! - 583 + 561 You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? - 584 + 562 Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... - 585 + 563 Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! - 586 + 564 Is that your best? - 587 + 565 It's official: YOU SUCK! - 588 + 566 You cannot hurt me! - 589 + 567 Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? - 588 + 568 I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! - 589 + 569 Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! - 590 + 570 Are you trying to piss me off? - 591 + 571 Do you want to hurt me on purpose? - 592 + 572 Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! - 593 + 573 I'm going to beat the crap out of you! - 594 + 574 If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! - 595 + 575 That's it, you're fucking dead! - 596 + 576 I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! - 597 + 577 Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! - 598 + 578 God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. - 599 + 579 The army... I should have known better! - 600 + 580 Coming here... What was I thinking? - 601 + 581 I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. - 602 + 582 No weapons! No friends! No hope! - 603 + 583 If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... - 604 + 584 HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! - 605 + 585 Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! - 606 + 586 Gee, whales can fight? - 607 + 587 Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! - 608 + 588 This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! - 609 + 589 How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! - 610 + 590 Over here, you morons! - 611 + 591 Go to hell, Hellar! - 612 + 592 Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? - 613 + 593 It must be this time of the month! - 614 + 594 Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! - 615 + 595 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 616 + 596 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 617 + 597 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 618 + 598 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 619 + 599 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 620 + 600 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 621 + 601 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - 622 + 602 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - 623 + 603 Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! - 624 + 604 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - 625 + 605 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - 626 + 606 OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! - 627 + 607 Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. - 628 + 608 Trust me. I'm a professional! - 629 + 609 You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... - 630 + 610 Nice boobs! Are these real? - 631 + 611 You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? - 632 + 612 Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. - 633 + 613 Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! - 634 + 614 You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! - 635 + 615 I see you and now I can see through you! - 636 + 616 Little enemies... little wounds! - 637 + 617 I really hate needless violence. - 638 + 618 Wow, you're even dumber than you look. - 639 + 619 You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! - 640 + 620 Were your parents siblings? - 641 + 621 Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? - 642 + 622 I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! - 643 + 623 Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? - 643 + 624 Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! - 644 + 625 Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! - 645 + 626 Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! - 646 + 627 Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? - 647 + 628 As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? - 648 + 629 You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! - 649 + 630 Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! - 650 + 631 You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! - 651 + 632 Guys, don't shoot the cushions! - 652 + 633 It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! - 653 + 634 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - 654 + 635 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - 655 + 636 Are you tryin' to make me look good? - 656 + 637 Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! - 657 + 638 Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! - 658 + 639 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? - 659 + 640 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? - 660 + 641 Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - 661 + 642 Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - 662 + 643 Idiots! Idiots everywhere! - 663 + 644 You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. - 664 + 645 I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. - 665 + 646 How's that karma tasting? Not so good? - 666 + 647 Do you always take yourself so seriously? - 667 + 648 Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. - 668 + 649 Go bore someone else with your existence. - 669 + 650 When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! - 670 + 651 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - 671 + 652 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - 672 + 653 Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! - 673 + 654 Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! - 674 + 655 Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! - 675 + 656 I'm scared to death! - 676 + 657 Gee, that gave me goose bumps! - 677 + 658 Speak of the devil! - 678 + 659 Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! - 679 + 660 OK, that was the last straw! - 680 + 661 If I throw a stick, will you go away? - 681 + 662 How can I miss you if you won't go away? - 682 + 663 Hold my beer and watch this! - 683 + 664 Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! - 684 + 665 Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! - 685 + 666 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - 686 + 667 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - 687 + 668 I thought your purpose was to die! - 688 + 669 Hey, dickless! Over here! - 689 + 670 Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? - 690 + 671 Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! - 691 + 672 Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? - 692 + 673 Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? - 693 + 674 Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? - 694 + 675 Did your parents have any children that lived? - 695 + 676 You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! - 696 + 677 Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. - 697 + 678 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! - 698 + 679 If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! - 699 + 680 That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! - 700 + 681 What? Hello? I can't hear anything! - 701 + 682 Argh! My ears are bleeding! - 702 + 683 What's this ringing? - 703 + 684 Huh? It's all silent... - 704 + 685 Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? - 705 + 686 Fuck, my eyeballs! - 706 + 687 I can't see shit! - 707 + 688 Who turned off the light?! - 708 + 689 Oh, my eyes! - 709 + 690 Oh God, I'm blind! - 710 + 691 Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! - 711 + 692 Somebody help me! I can't see! - 712 + 693 You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! - 713 + 694 My eyes are on fire! - 714 + 695 Cover me, I'm reloading! - 715 + 696 I'm out, reloading! - 716 + 697 I'm out, reloading! - 717 + 698 Gotta reload! - 718 + 699 Reloading! - 719 + 700 I'm all out! - 720 + 701 I'm running dry over here! - 721 + 702 Need more ammo! - 722 + 703 I'm out of bullets! - 723 + 704 I'm leaking! - 724 + 705 I'm bleeding! - 725 + 706 Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! - 726 + 707 Mmmm... blood. - 727 + 708 I need medical attention! - 728 + 709 I'm spilling blood! - 729 + 710 I... can't... catch a breath... - 730 + 711 My... lungs... - 731 + 712 Gas! Oh... - 732 + 713 I can't breath! - 733 + 714 It burns! + + 715 + Don't worry, I'll send you some! + + + 716 + I'll show you! + + + 717 + You'll wish you wouldn't ask! + + + 718 + You got it wrong, let me educate you! + + + 719 + Was that a rhetorical question? + + + 720 + Now whose fault is it, if your cocksucker boss buys second hand guns? + + + 721 + And soon so will be you! + + + 722 + The only thing layin' low here, is you bitch! + + + 723 + Yeah right, that's why you're sweating! + + + 724 + Guess again! That wasn't your horoscope! + + + 725 + Advice for today: avoid long travels, new relationships and BULLETS! + + + 726 + Mine said I will kill a lot of people today! I hope it will come true too! + + + 727 + Do people seriously believe in these things? Pathetic. + + + 728 + Tough? I could make that shot with eyes closed. + + + 729 + And that's just the beginning! + + + 730 + He loves you no more! + + + 731 + OK, this one's out. Next! + + + 732 + You'll be sorry for saying that! + + + 733 + Well, now we can play hide and seek! + + + 734 + You're right! It's the whole company here! + + + 735 + No, loser! You should have used the plural! Guys, lot's of guys! + + + 736 + Will see about that... + + + 737 + No, it doesn't, but don't worry, we'll be gentle! + + + 738 + Nice grammar, asshole! + + + 739 + Need supplies, wacko? + + + 740 + Here, I'll give you some! + + + 741 + No, you just suck, that's it! No air involved! + + + 742 + Never got this - why bring a knife to a gun fight? + + + 743 + Funny indeed, we had so much fun with him as a target practice! + + + 744 + I know some jokes too. For example: you're a joke! + + + 745 + Hey man, the gun isn't stupid, you are! + + + 746 + Suits you fine, huh? + + + 747 + Relax! Why make such a fuss? + + + 748 + The only thing you're gonna get is your butt kicked! + + + 749 + Oh yeah? Wait for the next one! + + + 750 + It was just a warning shot! + + + 751 + I'll scratch you to death! + + + 752 + That's not a scratch. It's a fucking canyon! + + + 753 + No. You need to die! + + + 754 + I'll dig you one too with it! + + + 755 + Kiss my ass! + + + 756 + Fireball? What the fuck do you think this is? Street Fighter Alpha 3? + + + 757 + It's OK, I'm here. Follow my voice! + + + 758 + That's what she said! + + + 759 + Please, let it be a close encounter of the sexy kind! + + + 760 + We are here, we are queer... fuck, that sounded wrong! + + + 761 + We are here, we are queer... wait, that came out wrong... oops, this too! + + + 762 + I'm ready any time you are! + + + 763 + Why not? Have you never had a threesome? + + + 764 + Now, now, you're hurting our feelings! + + + 765 + Come on, there's always a room to try something new! + + + 766 + Don't worry, it will be just a "gun bang"! + + + 767 + Guys, she just needs a loaded gun! + + + 768 + Come over here, I'll give you some. + + + 769 + Is that how it's called these days? + + + 770 + I bet that's what you've said the first time too! + + + 771 + What did you just say? Wolf? We've got plenty of them... + + + 772 + Oh, now I'm getting jelous. + + + 773 + I can help you to deal with the grief, if you want! + + + 774 + We've got plenty of bears too... Hans, come over here! + + + 775 + Where? Where? + + + 776 + Maybe I could help you with that? + + + 777 + You need to empty the chamber... + + + 778 + But that's nothing new for you, eh? + + + 779 + Damn, that doesn't even deserve a witty response! + + + 780 + Are you even listening what you're saying? + + + 781 + Oh, I'll give you one! Just you wait! + + + 782 + You should consider changing your masseur. I volunteer! + + + 783 + Yeah, I bet you did. God. + + + 784 + Oooh. Not today! + + + 785 + No! + + + 786 + Anything for you, princess. + + + 787 + I work this way on women. + + + 788 + Are you doing this on purpose? + + + 789 + Pffft. + + + 790 + Pffft. + + + 791 + I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that. + + + 792 + Hold on! I'll just drop my clothes, get my rescue tube and I'm coming to save you! + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir-languages/Polish_Version/Data/TableData/Polish.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/Polish_Version/Data/TableData/Polish.EnemyTaunts.xml index 8a7b6f7f5..b97258e5d 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/Polish_Version/Data/TableData/Polish.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/Polish_Version/Data/TableData/Polish.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1250,1624 +1250,1935 @@ I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! - 322 + 310 Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! - 327 + 311 Is that the best you can do? - 328 + 312 Your life is over, asshole! - 329 + 313 Very pretty, but can you fight? - 330 + 314 Howdy, pardner! - 331 + 315 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - 332 + 316 Viva la revolution! - 333 + 317 Keep a place in hell for your queen! - 334 + 318 Your move, creep! - 335 + 319 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - 336 + 320 Shit, shit, shit... - 337 + 321 We're all gonna die. - 338 + 322 God help me. - 339 + 323 We're in some real pretty shit now! - 340 + 324 It is no dream! This is really happening! - 341 + 325 Goddamnit. - 342 + 326 I got a bad feeling on this one. - 343 + 327 It's a goddamn commando squad! - 344 + 328 Why this shit always happens to me!? - 345 + 329 I can't deal with this anymore - 346 + 330 What the hell am I going to do now? - 347 + 331 I should get the hell out of here! - 348 + 332 Oh no, how could this happen? - 349 + 333 I will not fight those bastards alone! - 350 + 334 Where is the goddamn cavalry? - 351 + 335 I am outta here. - 352 + 336 Doctor is in! - 353 + 337 Operation succesful! - 354 + 338 I'll carve ya up like a chicken! - 355 + 339 Bleed for me! - 356 + 340 I can't believe they're paying me for that! - 357 + 341 You taste like chicken! - 358 + 342 You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! - 359 + 343 Chop chop chop! - 360 + 344 Fresh meat! - 361 + 345 I'll drink your blood! - 362 + 346 I'll gut you like a fish! - 363 + 347 Let's see what's inside this pinata! - 364 + 348 When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! - 365 + 349 You could use some shave! - 366 + 350 Don't worry, it's disinfected! - 367 + 351 Show me what you've got! - 368 + 352 Time for harakiri, asshole! - 369 + 353 Hey, you've got untied shoelace! - 370 + 354 There's a mustard on your shirt! - 371 + 355 Mmmmmincemeat! - 372 + 356 Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! - 373 + 357 I'll break your every single bone! - 374 + 358 Need a nose job? - 375 + 359 Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! - 376 + 360 See? Girls can fight too! - 377 + 361 Girls power! - 378 + 362 Aaand you're dead. - 379 + 363 Next! - 380 + 364 That's just a beginning, fuckers! - 381 + 365 Time to loot a corpse, I guess. - 382 + 366 Nice job getting yourself killed. - 383 + 367 You OK? You look kinda... dead! - 384 + 368 Another one to my collection. - 385 + 369 You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. - 386 + 370 That door revolved one time too many... - 387 + 371 Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. - 388 + 372 Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. - 389 + 373 I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! - 390 + 374 I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! - 391 + 375 I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! - 392 + 376 Pathetic. - 393 + 377 Amateur. - 394 + 378 Let this be a lesson for all of you! - 395 + 379 You asked for it. - 396 + 380 Your luck ran out. - 397 + 381 Time to pay the piper! - 398 + 382 Someone, go check his pulse. - 399 + 383 Someone, go check her pulse. - 400 + 384 Adios! - 401 + 385 Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... - 402 + 386 Serves you right, you slut! - 403 + 387 In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. - 404 + 388 Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. - 405 + 389 Goodnight sweet prince. - 406 + 390 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. - 407 + 391 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. - 408 + 392 Diagnosis: negative! - 409 + 393 It didn't have end up like this.! - 410 + 394 I think I'll skip a lunch today. - 411 + 395 Hahaha! Fucking awesome! - 412 + 396 Fuck yeah! I love this job! - 413 + 397 It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. - 414 + 398 Boom, head shot! - 415 + 399 Wow! - 416 + 400 Mind blown! - 417 + 401 I wasn't even trying. - 418 + 402 Did somebody take a picture? - 419 + 403 Pop goes the zit! - 420 + 404 I warned you about mexican food! - 421 + 405 What can I say, I'm a better draw. - 422 + 406 I'm gonna miss your cinematography... - 423 + 407 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - 424 + 408 Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! - 425 + 409 No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! - 426 + 410 Next time try shooting with open eyes! - 427 + 411 Stop shaking! I can't hit you! - 428 + 412 Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! - 429 + 413 And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! - 430 + 414 Couple? We're not married! - 431 + 415 I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! - 432 + 416 PX? What the fuck does it even mean? - 433 + 417 No shit, Sherlock! - 434 + 418 It will be one-way trip for you! - 435 + 419 Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! - 436 + 420 Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! - 1 - 437 + 421 What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! - 438 + 422 Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! - 439 + 423 I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! - 440 + 424 Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. - 441 + 425 So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. - 442 + 426 Indeed I do! - 443 + 427 You know there's no such animal, right? - 444 + 428 Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! - 445 + 429 Trouble is my second name! - 446 + 430 Like a bulldog! - 447 + 431 You should be! - 448 + 432 Your wish is my order! - 449 + 433 Nobody ever does. - 450 + 434 Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. - 451 + 435 Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! - 452 + 436 No, thank you! - 453 + 437 Will see who's about to teach whom! - 454 + 438 You're right! - 455 + 439 You don't deserve a chance! - 456 + 440 Horoscopes lie! - 457 + 441 Ding dong! - 458 + 442 It's still not too late! - 459 + 443 We'll check ourselves! - 460 + 444 Need bubbles, sir? - 461 + 445 Did you just call me an ass!? - 462 + 446 Whatever. - 463 + 447 I didn't understand a single word! - 464 + 448 It will only get closer! - 465 + 449 I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. - 471 + 450 You're the disease and I'm the cure. - 472 + 451 I'm gonna blow your head off! - 473 + 452 Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! - 475 + 453 I eat Green Berets for breakfast! - 476 + 454 You cowboys are finished! - 477 + 455 Take this, you maggot! - 478 + 456 I'm going to cut out your living guts! - 479 + 457 Long live the queen! - 480 + 458 Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! - 481 + 459 Don't make me angry! - 482 + 460 I must break you! - 484 + 461 This is for the Queen! - 485 + 462 The Queen says: Die! - 486 + 463 Dying ain't much of a living, boy! - 487 + 464 Dying ain't much of a living, girl! - 488 + 465 Is that the best you can do? - 489 + 466 Your life is over, asshole! - 490 + 467 Very pretty, but can you fight? - 491 + 468 Howdy, pardner! - 492 + 469 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - 493 + 470 Viva la revolution! - 494 + 471 Your move, creep! - 495 + 472 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - 496 + 473 It's about to turn into full tournee! - 497 + 474 "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? - 498 + 475 As you wish! - 499 + 476 Hey! I'm a lady! - 500 + 477 I'll dig you one! Six feet under! - 501 + 478 I guess there's no more room in hell... - 502 + 479 Is this some kind of a joke? - 503 + 480 They're coming to get us! - 504 + 481 Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! - 505 + 482 Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... - 506 + 483 Really? I mean.. c'mon! - 507 + 484 That's just fucked up! - 508 + 485 What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? - 509 + 486 Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! - 510 + 487 I'll send you back to hell! - 511 + 488 We'll need more paramedics! - 512 + 489 Oh shit! It can smell my brain! - 513 + 490 It's not zombie! He's infected! - 514 + 491 Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... - 515 + 492 It's alive! - 516 + 493 Maybe it's friendly. - 517 + 494 It's alive... ish. - 518 + 495 Nothing's ever real until it's real. - 519 + 496 They live! - 520 + 497 There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... - 521 + 498 I will not negotiate with undead! - 522 + 499 So there IS a life after death! - 523 + 500 Don't use the Z word! - 524 + 501 Holy shit. Plot twist! - 525 + 502 Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. - 526 + 503 That's it, no more drugs for me. - 527 + 504 I knew that movie was based on a true story! - 528 + 505 You're one spooky motherfucker, man. - 529 + 506 Oooh. Zombies. How original. - 530 + 507 Zombie over here! - 531 + 508 Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! - 532 + 509 Undead! - 533 + 510 This is a bad dream! - 534 + 511 Blasphemy! - 535 + 512 Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! - 536 + 513 At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. - 537 + 514 I'm scared to pieces! - 538 + 515 It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. - 539 + 516 It could be worse. They could be nazi! - 540 + 517 Where's my lawnmower when I need it? - 541 + 518 It's againt the nature, you freak! - 542 + 519 Dead should stay dead. - 543 + 520 Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. - 544 + 521 No! I don't want to become one of you! - 545 + 522 Stay away from my precious gray matter! - 546 + 523 Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! - 547 + 524 Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! - 548 + 525 They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! - 549 + 526 Not my face! My beautiful face! - 550 + 527 The PAIN! - 551 + 528 Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! - 552 + 529 Does it hurt to be dead? - 553 + 530 And stay dead! This time! - 554 + 531 You're dead... again. - 555 + 532 Rest in pieces! - 556 + 533 If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. - 557 + 534 Stay down! - 558 + 535 Get back where you came from! - 559 + 536 Zed is dead. - 560 + 537 Yeah! See ya! - 561 + 538 Punish! - 562 + 539 Bingo! - 563 + 540 I think you'll enjoy this. - 564 + 541 I'll squash you like a bug! - 565 + 542 Here comes Johnny! - 566 + 543 Somebody call an ambulance! - 567 + 544 My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! - 568 + 545 Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! - 569 + 546 OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! - 570 + 547 Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! - 571 + 548 Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? - 572 + 549 Look what you've made me do... - 573 + 550 Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! - 573 + 551 Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! - 574 + 552 Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! - 575 + 553 Look who's come to the picnic! - 576 + 554 You've got to be crazy to come here! - 577 + 555 Now, you've got my attention! - 578 + 556 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - 579 + 557 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - 580 + 558 Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... - 581 + 559 Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! - 582 + 560 How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! - 583 + 561 You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? - 584 + 562 Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... - 585 + 563 Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! - 586 + 564 Is that your best? - 587 + 565 It's official: YOU SUCK! - 588 + 566 You cannot hurt me! - 589 + 567 Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? - 588 + 568 I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! - 589 + 569 Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! - 590 + 570 Are you trying to piss me off? - 591 + 571 Do you want to hurt me on purpose? - 592 + 572 Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! - 593 + 573 I'm going to beat the crap out of you! - 594 + 574 If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! - 595 + 575 That's it, you're fucking dead! - 596 + 576 I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! - 597 + 577 Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! - 598 + 578 God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. - 599 + 579 The army... I should have known better! - 600 + 580 Coming here... What was I thinking? - 601 + 581 I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. - 602 + 582 No weapons! No friends! No hope! - 603 + 583 If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... - 604 + 584 HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! - 605 + 585 Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! - 606 + 586 Gee, whales can fight? - 607 + 587 Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! - 608 + 588 This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! - 609 + 589 How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! - 610 + 590 Over here, you morons! - 611 + 591 Go to hell, Hellar! - 612 + 592 Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? - 613 + 593 It must be this time of the month! - 614 + 594 Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! - 615 + 595 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 616 + 596 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 617 + 597 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 618 + 598 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 619 + 599 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 620 + 600 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 621 + 601 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - 622 + 602 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - 623 + 603 Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! - 624 + 604 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - 625 + 605 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - 626 + 606 OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! - 627 + 607 Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. - 628 + 608 Trust me. I'm a professional! - 629 + 609 You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... - 630 + 610 Nice boobs! Are these real? - 631 + 611 You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? - 632 + 612 Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. - 633 + 613 Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! - 634 + 614 You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! - 635 + 615 I see you and now I can see through you! - 636 + 616 Little enemies... little wounds! - 637 + 617 I really hate needless violence. - 638 + 618 Wow, you're even dumber than you look. - 639 + 619 You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! - 640 + 620 Were your parents siblings? - 641 + 621 Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? - 642 + 622 I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! - 643 + 623 Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? - 643 + 624 Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! - 644 + 625 Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! - 645 + 626 Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! - 646 + 627 Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? - 647 + 628 As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? - 648 + 629 You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! - 649 + 630 Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! - 650 + 631 You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! - 651 + 632 Guys, don't shoot the cushions! - 652 + 633 It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! - 653 + 634 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - 654 + 635 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - 655 + 636 Are you tryin' to make me look good? - 656 + 637 Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! - 657 + 638 Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! - 658 + 639 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? - 659 + 640 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? - 660 + 641 Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - 661 + 642 Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - 662 + 643 Idiots! Idiots everywhere! - 663 + 644 You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. - 664 + 645 I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. - 665 + 646 How's that karma tasting? Not so good? - 666 + 647 Do you always take yourself so seriously? - 667 + 648 Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. - 668 + 649 Go bore someone else with your existence. - 669 + 650 When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! - 670 + 651 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - 671 + 652 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - 672 + 653 Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! - 673 + 654 Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! - 674 + 655 Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! - 675 + 656 I'm scared to death! - 676 + 657 Gee, that gave me goose bumps! - 677 + 658 Speak of the devil! - 678 + 659 Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! - 679 + 660 OK, that was the last straw! - 680 + 661 If I throw a stick, will you go away? - 681 + 662 How can I miss you if you won't go away? - 682 + 663 Hold my beer and watch this! - 683 + 664 Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! - 684 + 665 Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! - 685 + 666 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - 686 + 667 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - 687 + 668 I thought your purpose was to die! - 688 + 669 Hey, dickless! Over here! - 689 + 670 Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? - 690 + 671 Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! - 691 + 672 Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? - 692 + 673 Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? - 693 + 674 Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? - 694 + 675 Did your parents have any children that lived? - 695 + 676 You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! - 696 + 677 Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. - 697 + 678 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! - 698 + 679 If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! - 699 + 680 That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! - 700 + 681 What? Hello? I can't hear anything! - 701 + 682 Argh! My ears are bleeding! - 702 + 683 What's this ringing? - 703 + 684 Huh? It's all silent... - 704 + 685 Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? - 705 + 686 Fuck, my eyeballs! - 706 + 687 I can't see shit! - 707 + 688 Who turned off the light?! - 708 + 689 Oh, my eyes! - 709 + 690 Oh God, I'm blind! - 710 + 691 Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! - 711 + 692 Somebody help me! I can't see! - 712 + 693 You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! - 713 + 694 My eyes are on fire! - 714 + 695 Cover me, I'm reloading! - 715 + 696 I'm out, reloading! - 716 + 697 I'm out, reloading! - 717 + 698 Gotta reload! - 718 + 699 Reloading! - 719 + 700 I'm all out! - 720 + 701 I'm running dry over here! - 721 + 702 Need more ammo! - 722 + 703 I'm out of bullets! - 723 + 704 I'm leaking! - 724 + 705 I'm bleeding! - 725 + 706 Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! - 726 + 707 Mmmm... blood. - 727 + 708 I need medical attention! - 728 + 709 I'm spilling blood! - 729 + 710 I... can't... catch a breath... - 730 + 711 My... lungs... - 731 + 712 Gas! Oh... - 732 + 713 I can't breath! - 733 + 714 It burns! + + 715 + Don't worry, I'll send you some! + + + 716 + I'll show you! + + + 717 + You'll wish you wouldn't ask! + + + 718 + You got it wrong, let me educate you! + + + 719 + Was that a rhetorical question? + + + 720 + Now whose fault is it, if your cocksucker boss buys second hand guns? + + + 721 + And soon so will be you! + + + 722 + The only thing layin' low here, is you bitch! + + + 723 + Yeah right, that's why you're sweating! + + + 724 + Guess again! That wasn't your horoscope! + + + 725 + Advice for today: avoid long travels, new relationships and BULLETS! + + + 726 + Mine said I will kill a lot of people today! I hope it will come true too! + + + 727 + Do people seriously believe in these things? Pathetic. + + + 728 + Tough? I could make that shot with eyes closed. + + + 729 + And that's just the beginning! + + + 730 + He loves you no more! + + + 731 + OK, this one's out. Next! + + + 732 + You'll be sorry for saying that! + + + 733 + Well, now we can play hide and seek! + + + 734 + You're right! It's the whole company here! + + + 735 + No, loser! You should have used the plural! Guys, lot's of guys! + + + 736 + Will see about that... + + + 737 + No, it doesn't, but don't worry, we'll be gentle! + + + 738 + Nice grammar, asshole! + + + 739 + Need supplies, wacko? + + + 740 + Here, I'll give you some! + + + 741 + No, you just suck, that's it! No air involved! + + + 742 + Never got this - why bring a knife to a gun fight? + + + 743 + Funny indeed, we had so much fun with him as a target practice! + + + 744 + I know some jokes too. For example: you're a joke! + + + 745 + Hey man, the gun isn't stupid, you are! + + + 746 + Suits you fine, huh? + + + 747 + Relax! Why make such a fuss? + + + 748 + The only thing you're gonna get is your butt kicked! + + + 749 + Oh yeah? Wait for the next one! + + + 750 + It was just a warning shot! + + + 751 + I'll scratch you to death! + + + 752 + That's not a scratch. It's a fucking canyon! + + + 753 + No. You need to die! + + + 754 + I'll dig you one too with it! + + + 755 + Kiss my ass! + + + 756 + Fireball? What the fuck do you think this is? Street Fighter Alpha 3? + + + 757 + It's OK, I'm here. Follow my voice! + + + 758 + That's what she said! + + + 759 + Please, let it be a close encounter of the sexy kind! + + + 760 + We are here, we are queer... fuck, that sounded wrong! + + + 761 + We are here, we are queer... wait, that came out wrong... oops, this too! + + + 762 + I'm ready any time you are! + + + 763 + Why not? Have you never had a threesome? + + + 764 + Now, now, you're hurting our feelings! + + + 765 + Come on, there's always a room to try something new! + + + 766 + Don't worry, it will be just a "gun bang"! + + + 767 + Guys, she just needs a loaded gun! + + + 768 + Come over here, I'll give you some. + + + 769 + Is that how it's called these days? + + + 770 + I bet that's what you've said the first time too! + + + 771 + What did you just say? Wolf? We've got plenty of them... + + + 772 + Oh, now I'm getting jelous. + + + 773 + I can help you to deal with the grief, if you want! + + + 774 + We've got plenty of bears too... Hans, come over here! + + + 775 + Where? Where? + + + 776 + Maybe I could help you with that? + + + 777 + You need to empty the chamber... + + + 778 + But that's nothing new for you, eh? + + + 779 + Damn, that doesn't even deserve a witty response! + + + 780 + Are you even listening what you're saying? + + + 781 + Oh, I'll give you one! Just you wait! + + + 782 + You should consider changing your masseur. I volunteer! + + + 783 + Yeah, I bet you did. God. + + + 784 + Oooh. Not today! + + + 785 + No! + + + 786 + Anything for you, princess. + + + 787 + I work this way on women. + + + 788 + Are you doing this on purpose? + + + 789 + Pffft. + + + 790 + Pffft. + + + 791 + I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that. + + + 792 + Hold on! I'll just drop my clothes, get my rescue tube and I'm coming to save you! + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir-languages/Russian_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Russian.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/Russian_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Russian.EnemyTaunts.xml index 8a7b6f7f5..b97258e5d 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/Russian_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Russian.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/Russian_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Russian.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1250,1624 +1250,1935 @@ I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! - 322 + 310 Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! - 327 + 311 Is that the best you can do? - 328 + 312 Your life is over, asshole! - 329 + 313 Very pretty, but can you fight? - 330 + 314 Howdy, pardner! - 331 + 315 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - 332 + 316 Viva la revolution! - 333 + 317 Keep a place in hell for your queen! - 334 + 318 Your move, creep! - 335 + 319 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - 336 + 320 Shit, shit, shit... - 337 + 321 We're all gonna die. - 338 + 322 God help me. - 339 + 323 We're in some real pretty shit now! - 340 + 324 It is no dream! This is really happening! - 341 + 325 Goddamnit. - 342 + 326 I got a bad feeling on this one. - 343 + 327 It's a goddamn commando squad! - 344 + 328 Why this shit always happens to me!? - 345 + 329 I can't deal with this anymore - 346 + 330 What the hell am I going to do now? - 347 + 331 I should get the hell out of here! - 348 + 332 Oh no, how could this happen? - 349 + 333 I will not fight those bastards alone! - 350 + 334 Where is the goddamn cavalry? - 351 + 335 I am outta here. - 352 + 336 Doctor is in! - 353 + 337 Operation succesful! - 354 + 338 I'll carve ya up like a chicken! - 355 + 339 Bleed for me! - 356 + 340 I can't believe they're paying me for that! - 357 + 341 You taste like chicken! - 358 + 342 You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! - 359 + 343 Chop chop chop! - 360 + 344 Fresh meat! - 361 + 345 I'll drink your blood! - 362 + 346 I'll gut you like a fish! - 363 + 347 Let's see what's inside this pinata! - 364 + 348 When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! - 365 + 349 You could use some shave! - 366 + 350 Don't worry, it's disinfected! - 367 + 351 Show me what you've got! - 368 + 352 Time for harakiri, asshole! - 369 + 353 Hey, you've got untied shoelace! - 370 + 354 There's a mustard on your shirt! - 371 + 355 Mmmmmincemeat! - 372 + 356 Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! - 373 + 357 I'll break your every single bone! - 374 + 358 Need a nose job? - 375 + 359 Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! - 376 + 360 See? Girls can fight too! - 377 + 361 Girls power! - 378 + 362 Aaand you're dead. - 379 + 363 Next! - 380 + 364 That's just a beginning, fuckers! - 381 + 365 Time to loot a corpse, I guess. - 382 + 366 Nice job getting yourself killed. - 383 + 367 You OK? You look kinda... dead! - 384 + 368 Another one to my collection. - 385 + 369 You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. - 386 + 370 That door revolved one time too many... - 387 + 371 Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. - 388 + 372 Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. - 389 + 373 I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! - 390 + 374 I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! - 391 + 375 I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! - 392 + 376 Pathetic. - 393 + 377 Amateur. - 394 + 378 Let this be a lesson for all of you! - 395 + 379 You asked for it. - 396 + 380 Your luck ran out. - 397 + 381 Time to pay the piper! - 398 + 382 Someone, go check his pulse. - 399 + 383 Someone, go check her pulse. - 400 + 384 Adios! - 401 + 385 Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... - 402 + 386 Serves you right, you slut! - 403 + 387 In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. - 404 + 388 Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. - 405 + 389 Goodnight sweet prince. - 406 + 390 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. - 407 + 391 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. - 408 + 392 Diagnosis: negative! - 409 + 393 It didn't have end up like this.! - 410 + 394 I think I'll skip a lunch today. - 411 + 395 Hahaha! Fucking awesome! - 412 + 396 Fuck yeah! I love this job! - 413 + 397 It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. - 414 + 398 Boom, head shot! - 415 + 399 Wow! - 416 + 400 Mind blown! - 417 + 401 I wasn't even trying. - 418 + 402 Did somebody take a picture? - 419 + 403 Pop goes the zit! - 420 + 404 I warned you about mexican food! - 421 + 405 What can I say, I'm a better draw. - 422 + 406 I'm gonna miss your cinematography... - 423 + 407 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - 424 + 408 Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! - 425 + 409 No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! - 426 + 410 Next time try shooting with open eyes! - 427 + 411 Stop shaking! I can't hit you! - 428 + 412 Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! - 429 + 413 And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! - 430 + 414 Couple? We're not married! - 431 + 415 I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! - 432 + 416 PX? What the fuck does it even mean? - 433 + 417 No shit, Sherlock! - 434 + 418 It will be one-way trip for you! - 435 + 419 Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! - 436 + 420 Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! - 1 - 437 + 421 What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! - 438 + 422 Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! - 439 + 423 I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! - 440 + 424 Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. - 441 + 425 So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. - 442 + 426 Indeed I do! - 443 + 427 You know there's no such animal, right? - 444 + 428 Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! - 445 + 429 Trouble is my second name! - 446 + 430 Like a bulldog! - 447 + 431 You should be! - 448 + 432 Your wish is my order! - 449 + 433 Nobody ever does. - 450 + 434 Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. - 451 + 435 Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! - 452 + 436 No, thank you! - 453 + 437 Will see who's about to teach whom! - 454 + 438 You're right! - 455 + 439 You don't deserve a chance! - 456 + 440 Horoscopes lie! - 457 + 441 Ding dong! - 458 + 442 It's still not too late! - 459 + 443 We'll check ourselves! - 460 + 444 Need bubbles, sir? - 461 + 445 Did you just call me an ass!? - 462 + 446 Whatever. - 463 + 447 I didn't understand a single word! - 464 + 448 It will only get closer! - 465 + 449 I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. - 471 + 450 You're the disease and I'm the cure. - 472 + 451 I'm gonna blow your head off! - 473 + 452 Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! - 475 + 453 I eat Green Berets for breakfast! - 476 + 454 You cowboys are finished! - 477 + 455 Take this, you maggot! - 478 + 456 I'm going to cut out your living guts! - 479 + 457 Long live the queen! - 480 + 458 Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! - 481 + 459 Don't make me angry! - 482 + 460 I must break you! - 484 + 461 This is for the Queen! - 485 + 462 The Queen says: Die! - 486 + 463 Dying ain't much of a living, boy! - 487 + 464 Dying ain't much of a living, girl! - 488 + 465 Is that the best you can do? - 489 + 466 Your life is over, asshole! - 490 + 467 Very pretty, but can you fight? - 491 + 468 Howdy, pardner! - 492 + 469 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - 493 + 470 Viva la revolution! - 494 + 471 Your move, creep! - 495 + 472 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - 496 + 473 It's about to turn into full tournee! - 497 + 474 "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? - 498 + 475 As you wish! - 499 + 476 Hey! I'm a lady! - 500 + 477 I'll dig you one! Six feet under! - 501 + 478 I guess there's no more room in hell... - 502 + 479 Is this some kind of a joke? - 503 + 480 They're coming to get us! - 504 + 481 Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! - 505 + 482 Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... - 506 + 483 Really? I mean.. c'mon! - 507 + 484 That's just fucked up! - 508 + 485 What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? - 509 + 486 Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! - 510 + 487 I'll send you back to hell! - 511 + 488 We'll need more paramedics! - 512 + 489 Oh shit! It can smell my brain! - 513 + 490 It's not zombie! He's infected! - 514 + 491 Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... - 515 + 492 It's alive! - 516 + 493 Maybe it's friendly. - 517 + 494 It's alive... ish. - 518 + 495 Nothing's ever real until it's real. - 519 + 496 They live! - 520 + 497 There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... - 521 + 498 I will not negotiate with undead! - 522 + 499 So there IS a life after death! - 523 + 500 Don't use the Z word! - 524 + 501 Holy shit. Plot twist! - 525 + 502 Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. - 526 + 503 That's it, no more drugs for me. - 527 + 504 I knew that movie was based on a true story! - 528 + 505 You're one spooky motherfucker, man. - 529 + 506 Oooh. Zombies. How original. - 530 + 507 Zombie over here! - 531 + 508 Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! - 532 + 509 Undead! - 533 + 510 This is a bad dream! - 534 + 511 Blasphemy! - 535 + 512 Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! - 536 + 513 At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. - 537 + 514 I'm scared to pieces! - 538 + 515 It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. - 539 + 516 It could be worse. They could be nazi! - 540 + 517 Where's my lawnmower when I need it? - 541 + 518 It's againt the nature, you freak! - 542 + 519 Dead should stay dead. - 543 + 520 Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. - 544 + 521 No! I don't want to become one of you! - 545 + 522 Stay away from my precious gray matter! - 546 + 523 Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! - 547 + 524 Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! - 548 + 525 They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! - 549 + 526 Not my face! My beautiful face! - 550 + 527 The PAIN! - 551 + 528 Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! - 552 + 529 Does it hurt to be dead? - 553 + 530 And stay dead! This time! - 554 + 531 You're dead... again. - 555 + 532 Rest in pieces! - 556 + 533 If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. - 557 + 534 Stay down! - 558 + 535 Get back where you came from! - 559 + 536 Zed is dead. - 560 + 537 Yeah! See ya! - 561 + 538 Punish! - 562 + 539 Bingo! - 563 + 540 I think you'll enjoy this. - 564 + 541 I'll squash you like a bug! - 565 + 542 Here comes Johnny! - 566 + 543 Somebody call an ambulance! - 567 + 544 My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! - 568 + 545 Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! - 569 + 546 OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! - 570 + 547 Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! - 571 + 548 Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? - 572 + 549 Look what you've made me do... - 573 + 550 Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! - 573 + 551 Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! - 574 + 552 Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! - 575 + 553 Look who's come to the picnic! - 576 + 554 You've got to be crazy to come here! - 577 + 555 Now, you've got my attention! - 578 + 556 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - 579 + 557 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - 580 + 558 Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... - 581 + 559 Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! - 582 + 560 How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! - 583 + 561 You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? - 584 + 562 Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... - 585 + 563 Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! - 586 + 564 Is that your best? - 587 + 565 It's official: YOU SUCK! - 588 + 566 You cannot hurt me! - 589 + 567 Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? - 588 + 568 I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! - 589 + 569 Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! - 590 + 570 Are you trying to piss me off? - 591 + 571 Do you want to hurt me on purpose? - 592 + 572 Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! - 593 + 573 I'm going to beat the crap out of you! - 594 + 574 If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! - 595 + 575 That's it, you're fucking dead! - 596 + 576 I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! - 597 + 577 Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! - 598 + 578 God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. - 599 + 579 The army... I should have known better! - 600 + 580 Coming here... What was I thinking? - 601 + 581 I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. - 602 + 582 No weapons! No friends! No hope! - 603 + 583 If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... - 604 + 584 HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! - 605 + 585 Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! - 606 + 586 Gee, whales can fight? - 607 + 587 Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! - 608 + 588 This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! - 609 + 589 How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! - 610 + 590 Over here, you morons! - 611 + 591 Go to hell, Hellar! - 612 + 592 Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? - 613 + 593 It must be this time of the month! - 614 + 594 Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! - 615 + 595 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 616 + 596 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 617 + 597 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 618 + 598 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 619 + 599 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 620 + 600 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 621 + 601 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - 622 + 602 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - 623 + 603 Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! - 624 + 604 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - 625 + 605 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - 626 + 606 OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! - 627 + 607 Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. - 628 + 608 Trust me. I'm a professional! - 629 + 609 You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... - 630 + 610 Nice boobs! Are these real? - 631 + 611 You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? - 632 + 612 Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. - 633 + 613 Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! - 634 + 614 You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! - 635 + 615 I see you and now I can see through you! - 636 + 616 Little enemies... little wounds! - 637 + 617 I really hate needless violence. - 638 + 618 Wow, you're even dumber than you look. - 639 + 619 You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! - 640 + 620 Were your parents siblings? - 641 + 621 Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? - 642 + 622 I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! - 643 + 623 Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? - 643 + 624 Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! - 644 + 625 Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! - 645 + 626 Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! - 646 + 627 Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? - 647 + 628 As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? - 648 + 629 You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! - 649 + 630 Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! - 650 + 631 You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! - 651 + 632 Guys, don't shoot the cushions! - 652 + 633 It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! - 653 + 634 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - 654 + 635 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - 655 + 636 Are you tryin' to make me look good? - 656 + 637 Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! - 657 + 638 Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! - 658 + 639 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? - 659 + 640 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? - 660 + 641 Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - 661 + 642 Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - 662 + 643 Idiots! Idiots everywhere! - 663 + 644 You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. - 664 + 645 I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. - 665 + 646 How's that karma tasting? Not so good? - 666 + 647 Do you always take yourself so seriously? - 667 + 648 Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. - 668 + 649 Go bore someone else with your existence. - 669 + 650 When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! - 670 + 651 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - 671 + 652 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - 672 + 653 Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! - 673 + 654 Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! - 674 + 655 Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! - 675 + 656 I'm scared to death! - 676 + 657 Gee, that gave me goose bumps! - 677 + 658 Speak of the devil! - 678 + 659 Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! - 679 + 660 OK, that was the last straw! - 680 + 661 If I throw a stick, will you go away? - 681 + 662 How can I miss you if you won't go away? - 682 + 663 Hold my beer and watch this! - 683 + 664 Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! - 684 + 665 Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! - 685 + 666 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - 686 + 667 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - 687 + 668 I thought your purpose was to die! - 688 + 669 Hey, dickless! Over here! - 689 + 670 Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? - 690 + 671 Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! - 691 + 672 Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? - 692 + 673 Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? - 693 + 674 Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? - 694 + 675 Did your parents have any children that lived? - 695 + 676 You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! - 696 + 677 Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. - 697 + 678 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! - 698 + 679 If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! - 699 + 680 That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! - 700 + 681 What? Hello? I can't hear anything! - 701 + 682 Argh! My ears are bleeding! - 702 + 683 What's this ringing? - 703 + 684 Huh? It's all silent... - 704 + 685 Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? - 705 + 686 Fuck, my eyeballs! - 706 + 687 I can't see shit! - 707 + 688 Who turned off the light?! - 708 + 689 Oh, my eyes! - 709 + 690 Oh God, I'm blind! - 710 + 691 Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! - 711 + 692 Somebody help me! I can't see! - 712 + 693 You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! - 713 + 694 My eyes are on fire! - 714 + 695 Cover me, I'm reloading! - 715 + 696 I'm out, reloading! - 716 + 697 I'm out, reloading! - 717 + 698 Gotta reload! - 718 + 699 Reloading! - 719 + 700 I'm all out! - 720 + 701 I'm running dry over here! - 721 + 702 Need more ammo! - 722 + 703 I'm out of bullets! - 723 + 704 I'm leaking! - 724 + 705 I'm bleeding! - 725 + 706 Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! - 726 + 707 Mmmm... blood. - 727 + 708 I need medical attention! - 728 + 709 I'm spilling blood! - 729 + 710 I... can't... catch a breath... - 730 + 711 My... lungs... - 731 + 712 Gas! Oh... - 732 + 713 I can't breath! - 733 + 714 It burns! + + 715 + Don't worry, I'll send you some! + + + 716 + I'll show you! + + + 717 + You'll wish you wouldn't ask! + + + 718 + You got it wrong, let me educate you! + + + 719 + Was that a rhetorical question? + + + 720 + Now whose fault is it, if your cocksucker boss buys second hand guns? + + + 721 + And soon so will be you! + + + 722 + The only thing layin' low here, is you bitch! + + + 723 + Yeah right, that's why you're sweating! + + + 724 + Guess again! That wasn't your horoscope! + + + 725 + Advice for today: avoid long travels, new relationships and BULLETS! + + + 726 + Mine said I will kill a lot of people today! I hope it will come true too! + + + 727 + Do people seriously believe in these things? Pathetic. + + + 728 + Tough? I could make that shot with eyes closed. + + + 729 + And that's just the beginning! + + + 730 + He loves you no more! + + + 731 + OK, this one's out. Next! + + + 732 + You'll be sorry for saying that! + + + 733 + Well, now we can play hide and seek! + + + 734 + You're right! It's the whole company here! + + + 735 + No, loser! You should have used the plural! Guys, lot's of guys! + + + 736 + Will see about that... + + + 737 + No, it doesn't, but don't worry, we'll be gentle! + + + 738 + Nice grammar, asshole! + + + 739 + Need supplies, wacko? + + + 740 + Here, I'll give you some! + + + 741 + No, you just suck, that's it! No air involved! + + + 742 + Never got this - why bring a knife to a gun fight? + + + 743 + Funny indeed, we had so much fun with him as a target practice! + + + 744 + I know some jokes too. For example: you're a joke! + + + 745 + Hey man, the gun isn't stupid, you are! + + + 746 + Suits you fine, huh? + + + 747 + Relax! Why make such a fuss? + + + 748 + The only thing you're gonna get is your butt kicked! + + + 749 + Oh yeah? Wait for the next one! + + + 750 + It was just a warning shot! + + + 751 + I'll scratch you to death! + + + 752 + That's not a scratch. It's a fucking canyon! + + + 753 + No. You need to die! + + + 754 + I'll dig you one too with it! + + + 755 + Kiss my ass! + + + 756 + Fireball? What the fuck do you think this is? Street Fighter Alpha 3? + + + 757 + It's OK, I'm here. Follow my voice! + + + 758 + That's what she said! + + + 759 + Please, let it be a close encounter of the sexy kind! + + + 760 + We are here, we are queer... fuck, that sounded wrong! + + + 761 + We are here, we are queer... wait, that came out wrong... oops, this too! + + + 762 + I'm ready any time you are! + + + 763 + Why not? Have you never had a threesome? + + + 764 + Now, now, you're hurting our feelings! + + + 765 + Come on, there's always a room to try something new! + + + 766 + Don't worry, it will be just a "gun bang"! + + + 767 + Guys, she just needs a loaded gun! + + + 768 + Come over here, I'll give you some. + + + 769 + Is that how it's called these days? + + + 770 + I bet that's what you've said the first time too! + + + 771 + What did you just say? Wolf? We've got plenty of them... + + + 772 + Oh, now I'm getting jelous. + + + 773 + I can help you to deal with the grief, if you want! + + + 774 + We've got plenty of bears too... Hans, come over here! + + + 775 + Where? Where? + + + 776 + Maybe I could help you with that? + + + 777 + You need to empty the chamber... + + + 778 + But that's nothing new for you, eh? + + + 779 + Damn, that doesn't even deserve a witty response! + + + 780 + Are you even listening what you're saying? + + + 781 + Oh, I'll give you one! Just you wait! + + + 782 + You should consider changing your masseur. I volunteer! + + + 783 + Yeah, I bet you did. God. + + + 784 + Oooh. Not today! + + + 785 + No! + + + 786 + Anything for you, princess. + + + 787 + I work this way on women. + + + 788 + Are you doing this on purpose? + + + 789 + Pffft. + + + 790 + Pffft. + + + 791 + I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that. + + + 792 + Hold on! I'll just drop my clothes, get my rescue tube and I'm coming to save you! + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir-languages/Russian_Version/Data/TableData/Russian.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/Russian_Version/Data/TableData/Russian.EnemyTaunts.xml index 8a7b6f7f5..b97258e5d 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/Russian_Version/Data/TableData/Russian.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/Russian_Version/Data/TableData/Russian.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1250,1624 +1250,1935 @@ I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! - 322 + 310 Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! - 327 + 311 Is that the best you can do? - 328 + 312 Your life is over, asshole! - 329 + 313 Very pretty, but can you fight? - 330 + 314 Howdy, pardner! - 331 + 315 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - 332 + 316 Viva la revolution! - 333 + 317 Keep a place in hell for your queen! - 334 + 318 Your move, creep! - 335 + 319 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - 336 + 320 Shit, shit, shit... - 337 + 321 We're all gonna die. - 338 + 322 God help me. - 339 + 323 We're in some real pretty shit now! - 340 + 324 It is no dream! This is really happening! - 341 + 325 Goddamnit. - 342 + 326 I got a bad feeling on this one. - 343 + 327 It's a goddamn commando squad! - 344 + 328 Why this shit always happens to me!? - 345 + 329 I can't deal with this anymore - 346 + 330 What the hell am I going to do now? - 347 + 331 I should get the hell out of here! - 348 + 332 Oh no, how could this happen? - 349 + 333 I will not fight those bastards alone! - 350 + 334 Where is the goddamn cavalry? - 351 + 335 I am outta here. - 352 + 336 Doctor is in! - 353 + 337 Operation succesful! - 354 + 338 I'll carve ya up like a chicken! - 355 + 339 Bleed for me! - 356 + 340 I can't believe they're paying me for that! - 357 + 341 You taste like chicken! - 358 + 342 You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! - 359 + 343 Chop chop chop! - 360 + 344 Fresh meat! - 361 + 345 I'll drink your blood! - 362 + 346 I'll gut you like a fish! - 363 + 347 Let's see what's inside this pinata! - 364 + 348 When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! - 365 + 349 You could use some shave! - 366 + 350 Don't worry, it's disinfected! - 367 + 351 Show me what you've got! - 368 + 352 Time for harakiri, asshole! - 369 + 353 Hey, you've got untied shoelace! - 370 + 354 There's a mustard on your shirt! - 371 + 355 Mmmmmincemeat! - 372 + 356 Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! - 373 + 357 I'll break your every single bone! - 374 + 358 Need a nose job? - 375 + 359 Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! - 376 + 360 See? Girls can fight too! - 377 + 361 Girls power! - 378 + 362 Aaand you're dead. - 379 + 363 Next! - 380 + 364 That's just a beginning, fuckers! - 381 + 365 Time to loot a corpse, I guess. - 382 + 366 Nice job getting yourself killed. - 383 + 367 You OK? You look kinda... dead! - 384 + 368 Another one to my collection. - 385 + 369 You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. - 386 + 370 That door revolved one time too many... - 387 + 371 Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. - 388 + 372 Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. - 389 + 373 I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! - 390 + 374 I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! - 391 + 375 I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! - 392 + 376 Pathetic. - 393 + 377 Amateur. - 394 + 378 Let this be a lesson for all of you! - 395 + 379 You asked for it. - 396 + 380 Your luck ran out. - 397 + 381 Time to pay the piper! - 398 + 382 Someone, go check his pulse. - 399 + 383 Someone, go check her pulse. - 400 + 384 Adios! - 401 + 385 Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... - 402 + 386 Serves you right, you slut! - 403 + 387 In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. - 404 + 388 Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. - 405 + 389 Goodnight sweet prince. - 406 + 390 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. - 407 + 391 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. - 408 + 392 Diagnosis: negative! - 409 + 393 It didn't have end up like this.! - 410 + 394 I think I'll skip a lunch today. - 411 + 395 Hahaha! Fucking awesome! - 412 + 396 Fuck yeah! I love this job! - 413 + 397 It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. - 414 + 398 Boom, head shot! - 415 + 399 Wow! - 416 + 400 Mind blown! - 417 + 401 I wasn't even trying. - 418 + 402 Did somebody take a picture? - 419 + 403 Pop goes the zit! - 420 + 404 I warned you about mexican food! - 421 + 405 What can I say, I'm a better draw. - 422 + 406 I'm gonna miss your cinematography... - 423 + 407 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - 424 + 408 Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! - 425 + 409 No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! - 426 + 410 Next time try shooting with open eyes! - 427 + 411 Stop shaking! I can't hit you! - 428 + 412 Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! - 429 + 413 And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! - 430 + 414 Couple? We're not married! - 431 + 415 I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! - 432 + 416 PX? What the fuck does it even mean? - 433 + 417 No shit, Sherlock! - 434 + 418 It will be one-way trip for you! - 435 + 419 Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! - 436 + 420 Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! - 1 - 437 + 421 What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! - 438 + 422 Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! - 439 + 423 I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! - 440 + 424 Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. - 441 + 425 So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. - 442 + 426 Indeed I do! - 443 + 427 You know there's no such animal, right? - 444 + 428 Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! - 445 + 429 Trouble is my second name! - 446 + 430 Like a bulldog! - 447 + 431 You should be! - 448 + 432 Your wish is my order! - 449 + 433 Nobody ever does. - 450 + 434 Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. - 451 + 435 Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! - 452 + 436 No, thank you! - 453 + 437 Will see who's about to teach whom! - 454 + 438 You're right! - 455 + 439 You don't deserve a chance! - 456 + 440 Horoscopes lie! - 457 + 441 Ding dong! - 458 + 442 It's still not too late! - 459 + 443 We'll check ourselves! - 460 + 444 Need bubbles, sir? - 461 + 445 Did you just call me an ass!? - 462 + 446 Whatever. - 463 + 447 I didn't understand a single word! - 464 + 448 It will only get closer! - 465 + 449 I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. - 471 + 450 You're the disease and I'm the cure. - 472 + 451 I'm gonna blow your head off! - 473 + 452 Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! - 475 + 453 I eat Green Berets for breakfast! - 476 + 454 You cowboys are finished! - 477 + 455 Take this, you maggot! - 478 + 456 I'm going to cut out your living guts! - 479 + 457 Long live the queen! - 480 + 458 Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! - 481 + 459 Don't make me angry! - 482 + 460 I must break you! - 484 + 461 This is for the Queen! - 485 + 462 The Queen says: Die! - 486 + 463 Dying ain't much of a living, boy! - 487 + 464 Dying ain't much of a living, girl! - 488 + 465 Is that the best you can do? - 489 + 466 Your life is over, asshole! - 490 + 467 Very pretty, but can you fight? - 491 + 468 Howdy, pardner! - 492 + 469 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - 493 + 470 Viva la revolution! - 494 + 471 Your move, creep! - 495 + 472 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - 496 + 473 It's about to turn into full tournee! - 497 + 474 "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? - 498 + 475 As you wish! - 499 + 476 Hey! I'm a lady! - 500 + 477 I'll dig you one! Six feet under! - 501 + 478 I guess there's no more room in hell... - 502 + 479 Is this some kind of a joke? - 503 + 480 They're coming to get us! - 504 + 481 Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! - 505 + 482 Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... - 506 + 483 Really? I mean.. c'mon! - 507 + 484 That's just fucked up! - 508 + 485 What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? - 509 + 486 Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! - 510 + 487 I'll send you back to hell! - 511 + 488 We'll need more paramedics! - 512 + 489 Oh shit! It can smell my brain! - 513 + 490 It's not zombie! He's infected! - 514 + 491 Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... - 515 + 492 It's alive! - 516 + 493 Maybe it's friendly. - 517 + 494 It's alive... ish. - 518 + 495 Nothing's ever real until it's real. - 519 + 496 They live! - 520 + 497 There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... - 521 + 498 I will not negotiate with undead! - 522 + 499 So there IS a life after death! - 523 + 500 Don't use the Z word! - 524 + 501 Holy shit. Plot twist! - 525 + 502 Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. - 526 + 503 That's it, no more drugs for me. - 527 + 504 I knew that movie was based on a true story! - 528 + 505 You're one spooky motherfucker, man. - 529 + 506 Oooh. Zombies. How original. - 530 + 507 Zombie over here! - 531 + 508 Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! - 532 + 509 Undead! - 533 + 510 This is a bad dream! - 534 + 511 Blasphemy! - 535 + 512 Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! - 536 + 513 At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. - 537 + 514 I'm scared to pieces! - 538 + 515 It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. - 539 + 516 It could be worse. They could be nazi! - 540 + 517 Where's my lawnmower when I need it? - 541 + 518 It's againt the nature, you freak! - 542 + 519 Dead should stay dead. - 543 + 520 Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. - 544 + 521 No! I don't want to become one of you! - 545 + 522 Stay away from my precious gray matter! - 546 + 523 Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! - 547 + 524 Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! - 548 + 525 They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! - 549 + 526 Not my face! My beautiful face! - 550 + 527 The PAIN! - 551 + 528 Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! - 552 + 529 Does it hurt to be dead? - 553 + 530 And stay dead! This time! - 554 + 531 You're dead... again. - 555 + 532 Rest in pieces! - 556 + 533 If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. - 557 + 534 Stay down! - 558 + 535 Get back where you came from! - 559 + 536 Zed is dead. - 560 + 537 Yeah! See ya! - 561 + 538 Punish! - 562 + 539 Bingo! - 563 + 540 I think you'll enjoy this. - 564 + 541 I'll squash you like a bug! - 565 + 542 Here comes Johnny! - 566 + 543 Somebody call an ambulance! - 567 + 544 My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! - 568 + 545 Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! - 569 + 546 OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! - 570 + 547 Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! - 571 + 548 Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? - 572 + 549 Look what you've made me do... - 573 + 550 Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! - 573 + 551 Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! - 574 + 552 Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! - 575 + 553 Look who's come to the picnic! - 576 + 554 You've got to be crazy to come here! - 577 + 555 Now, you've got my attention! - 578 + 556 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - 579 + 557 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - 580 + 558 Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... - 581 + 559 Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! - 582 + 560 How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! - 583 + 561 You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? - 584 + 562 Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... - 585 + 563 Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! - 586 + 564 Is that your best? - 587 + 565 It's official: YOU SUCK! - 588 + 566 You cannot hurt me! - 589 + 567 Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? - 588 + 568 I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! - 589 + 569 Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! - 590 + 570 Are you trying to piss me off? - 591 + 571 Do you want to hurt me on purpose? - 592 + 572 Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! - 593 + 573 I'm going to beat the crap out of you! - 594 + 574 If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! - 595 + 575 That's it, you're fucking dead! - 596 + 576 I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! - 597 + 577 Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! - 598 + 578 God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. - 599 + 579 The army... I should have known better! - 600 + 580 Coming here... What was I thinking? - 601 + 581 I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. - 602 + 582 No weapons! No friends! No hope! - 603 + 583 If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... - 604 + 584 HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! - 605 + 585 Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! - 606 + 586 Gee, whales can fight? - 607 + 587 Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! - 608 + 588 This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! - 609 + 589 How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! - 610 + 590 Over here, you morons! - 611 + 591 Go to hell, Hellar! - 612 + 592 Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? - 613 + 593 It must be this time of the month! - 614 + 594 Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! - 615 + 595 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 616 + 596 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 617 + 597 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 618 + 598 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 619 + 599 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 620 + 600 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 621 + 601 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - 622 + 602 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - 623 + 603 Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! - 624 + 604 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - 625 + 605 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - 626 + 606 OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! - 627 + 607 Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. - 628 + 608 Trust me. I'm a professional! - 629 + 609 You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... - 630 + 610 Nice boobs! Are these real? - 631 + 611 You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? - 632 + 612 Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. - 633 + 613 Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! - 634 + 614 You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! - 635 + 615 I see you and now I can see through you! - 636 + 616 Little enemies... little wounds! - 637 + 617 I really hate needless violence. - 638 + 618 Wow, you're even dumber than you look. - 639 + 619 You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! - 640 + 620 Were your parents siblings? - 641 + 621 Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? - 642 + 622 I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! - 643 + 623 Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? - 643 + 624 Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! - 644 + 625 Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! - 645 + 626 Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! - 646 + 627 Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? - 647 + 628 As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? - 648 + 629 You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! - 649 + 630 Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! - 650 + 631 You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! - 651 + 632 Guys, don't shoot the cushions! - 652 + 633 It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! - 653 + 634 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - 654 + 635 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - 655 + 636 Are you tryin' to make me look good? - 656 + 637 Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! - 657 + 638 Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! - 658 + 639 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? - 659 + 640 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? - 660 + 641 Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - 661 + 642 Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - 662 + 643 Idiots! Idiots everywhere! - 663 + 644 You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. - 664 + 645 I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. - 665 + 646 How's that karma tasting? Not so good? - 666 + 647 Do you always take yourself so seriously? - 667 + 648 Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. - 668 + 649 Go bore someone else with your existence. - 669 + 650 When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! - 670 + 651 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - 671 + 652 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - 672 + 653 Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! - 673 + 654 Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! - 674 + 655 Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! - 675 + 656 I'm scared to death! - 676 + 657 Gee, that gave me goose bumps! - 677 + 658 Speak of the devil! - 678 + 659 Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! - 679 + 660 OK, that was the last straw! - 680 + 661 If I throw a stick, will you go away? - 681 + 662 How can I miss you if you won't go away? - 682 + 663 Hold my beer and watch this! - 683 + 664 Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! - 684 + 665 Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! - 685 + 666 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - 686 + 667 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - 687 + 668 I thought your purpose was to die! - 688 + 669 Hey, dickless! Over here! - 689 + 670 Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? - 690 + 671 Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! - 691 + 672 Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? - 692 + 673 Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? - 693 + 674 Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? - 694 + 675 Did your parents have any children that lived? - 695 + 676 You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! - 696 + 677 Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. - 697 + 678 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! - 698 + 679 If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! - 699 + 680 That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! - 700 + 681 What? Hello? I can't hear anything! - 701 + 682 Argh! My ears are bleeding! - 702 + 683 What's this ringing? - 703 + 684 Huh? It's all silent... - 704 + 685 Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? - 705 + 686 Fuck, my eyeballs! - 706 + 687 I can't see shit! - 707 + 688 Who turned off the light?! - 708 + 689 Oh, my eyes! - 709 + 690 Oh God, I'm blind! - 710 + 691 Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! - 711 + 692 Somebody help me! I can't see! - 712 + 693 You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! - 713 + 694 My eyes are on fire! - 714 + 695 Cover me, I'm reloading! - 715 + 696 I'm out, reloading! - 716 + 697 I'm out, reloading! - 717 + 698 Gotta reload! - 718 + 699 Reloading! - 719 + 700 I'm all out! - 720 + 701 I'm running dry over here! - 721 + 702 Need more ammo! - 722 + 703 I'm out of bullets! - 723 + 704 I'm leaking! - 724 + 705 I'm bleeding! - 725 + 706 Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! - 726 + 707 Mmmm... blood. - 727 + 708 I need medical attention! - 728 + 709 I'm spilling blood! - 729 + 710 I... can't... catch a breath... - 730 + 711 My... lungs... - 731 + 712 Gas! Oh... - 732 + 713 I can't breath! - 733 + 714 It burns! + + 715 + Don't worry, I'll send you some! + + + 716 + I'll show you! + + + 717 + You'll wish you wouldn't ask! + + + 718 + You got it wrong, let me educate you! + + + 719 + Was that a rhetorical question? + + + 720 + Now whose fault is it, if your cocksucker boss buys second hand guns? + + + 721 + And soon so will be you! + + + 722 + The only thing layin' low here, is you bitch! + + + 723 + Yeah right, that's why you're sweating! + + + 724 + Guess again! That wasn't your horoscope! + + + 725 + Advice for today: avoid long travels, new relationships and BULLETS! + + + 726 + Mine said I will kill a lot of people today! I hope it will come true too! + + + 727 + Do people seriously believe in these things? Pathetic. + + + 728 + Tough? I could make that shot with eyes closed. + + + 729 + And that's just the beginning! + + + 730 + He loves you no more! + + + 731 + OK, this one's out. Next! + + + 732 + You'll be sorry for saying that! + + + 733 + Well, now we can play hide and seek! + + + 734 + You're right! It's the whole company here! + + + 735 + No, loser! You should have used the plural! Guys, lot's of guys! + + + 736 + Will see about that... + + + 737 + No, it doesn't, but don't worry, we'll be gentle! + + + 738 + Nice grammar, asshole! + + + 739 + Need supplies, wacko? + + + 740 + Here, I'll give you some! + + + 741 + No, you just suck, that's it! No air involved! + + + 742 + Never got this - why bring a knife to a gun fight? + + + 743 + Funny indeed, we had so much fun with him as a target practice! + + + 744 + I know some jokes too. For example: you're a joke! + + + 745 + Hey man, the gun isn't stupid, you are! + + + 746 + Suits you fine, huh? + + + 747 + Relax! Why make such a fuss? + + + 748 + The only thing you're gonna get is your butt kicked! + + + 749 + Oh yeah? Wait for the next one! + + + 750 + It was just a warning shot! + + + 751 + I'll scratch you to death! + + + 752 + That's not a scratch. It's a fucking canyon! + + + 753 + No. You need to die! + + + 754 + I'll dig you one too with it! + + + 755 + Kiss my ass! + + + 756 + Fireball? What the fuck do you think this is? Street Fighter Alpha 3? + + + 757 + It's OK, I'm here. Follow my voice! + + + 758 + That's what she said! + + + 759 + Please, let it be a close encounter of the sexy kind! + + + 760 + We are here, we are queer... fuck, that sounded wrong! + + + 761 + We are here, we are queer... wait, that came out wrong... oops, this too! + + + 762 + I'm ready any time you are! + + + 763 + Why not? Have you never had a threesome? + + + 764 + Now, now, you're hurting our feelings! + + + 765 + Come on, there's always a room to try something new! + + + 766 + Don't worry, it will be just a "gun bang"! + + + 767 + Guys, she just needs a loaded gun! + + + 768 + Come over here, I'll give you some. + + + 769 + Is that how it's called these days? + + + 770 + I bet that's what you've said the first time too! + + + 771 + What did you just say? Wolf? We've got plenty of them... + + + 772 + Oh, now I'm getting jelous. + + + 773 + I can help you to deal with the grief, if you want! + + + 774 + We've got plenty of bears too... Hans, come over here! + + + 775 + Where? Where? + + + 776 + Maybe I could help you with that? + + + 777 + You need to empty the chamber... + + + 778 + But that's nothing new for you, eh? + + + 779 + Damn, that doesn't even deserve a witty response! + + + 780 + Are you even listening what you're saying? + + + 781 + Oh, I'll give you one! Just you wait! + + + 782 + You should consider changing your masseur. I volunteer! + + + 783 + Yeah, I bet you did. God. + + + 784 + Oooh. Not today! + + + 785 + No! + + + 786 + Anything for you, princess. + + + 787 + I work this way on women. + + + 788 + Are you doing this on purpose? + + + 789 + Pffft. + + + 790 + Pffft. + + + 791 + I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that. + + + 792 + Hold on! I'll just drop my clothes, get my rescue tube and I'm coming to save you! + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir-languages/Taiwanese_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Taiwanese.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/Taiwanese_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Taiwanese.EnemyTaunts.xml index 8a7b6f7f5..b97258e5d 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/Taiwanese_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Taiwanese.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/Taiwanese_Version/Data-1.13/TableData/Taiwanese.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1250,1624 +1250,1935 @@ I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! - 322 + 310 Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! - 327 + 311 Is that the best you can do? - 328 + 312 Your life is over, asshole! - 329 + 313 Very pretty, but can you fight? - 330 + 314 Howdy, pardner! - 331 + 315 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - 332 + 316 Viva la revolution! - 333 + 317 Keep a place in hell for your queen! - 334 + 318 Your move, creep! - 335 + 319 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - 336 + 320 Shit, shit, shit... - 337 + 321 We're all gonna die. - 338 + 322 God help me. - 339 + 323 We're in some real pretty shit now! - 340 + 324 It is no dream! This is really happening! - 341 + 325 Goddamnit. - 342 + 326 I got a bad feeling on this one. - 343 + 327 It's a goddamn commando squad! - 344 + 328 Why this shit always happens to me!? - 345 + 329 I can't deal with this anymore - 346 + 330 What the hell am I going to do now? - 347 + 331 I should get the hell out of here! - 348 + 332 Oh no, how could this happen? - 349 + 333 I will not fight those bastards alone! - 350 + 334 Where is the goddamn cavalry? - 351 + 335 I am outta here. - 352 + 336 Doctor is in! - 353 + 337 Operation succesful! - 354 + 338 I'll carve ya up like a chicken! - 355 + 339 Bleed for me! - 356 + 340 I can't believe they're paying me for that! - 357 + 341 You taste like chicken! - 358 + 342 You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! - 359 + 343 Chop chop chop! - 360 + 344 Fresh meat! - 361 + 345 I'll drink your blood! - 362 + 346 I'll gut you like a fish! - 363 + 347 Let's see what's inside this pinata! - 364 + 348 When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! - 365 + 349 You could use some shave! - 366 + 350 Don't worry, it's disinfected! - 367 + 351 Show me what you've got! - 368 + 352 Time for harakiri, asshole! - 369 + 353 Hey, you've got untied shoelace! - 370 + 354 There's a mustard on your shirt! - 371 + 355 Mmmmmincemeat! - 372 + 356 Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! - 373 + 357 I'll break your every single bone! - 374 + 358 Need a nose job? - 375 + 359 Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! - 376 + 360 See? Girls can fight too! - 377 + 361 Girls power! - 378 + 362 Aaand you're dead. - 379 + 363 Next! - 380 + 364 That's just a beginning, fuckers! - 381 + 365 Time to loot a corpse, I guess. - 382 + 366 Nice job getting yourself killed. - 383 + 367 You OK? You look kinda... dead! - 384 + 368 Another one to my collection. - 385 + 369 You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. - 386 + 370 That door revolved one time too many... - 387 + 371 Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. - 388 + 372 Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. - 389 + 373 I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! - 390 + 374 I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! - 391 + 375 I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! - 392 + 376 Pathetic. - 393 + 377 Amateur. - 394 + 378 Let this be a lesson for all of you! - 395 + 379 You asked for it. - 396 + 380 Your luck ran out. - 397 + 381 Time to pay the piper! - 398 + 382 Someone, go check his pulse. - 399 + 383 Someone, go check her pulse. - 400 + 384 Adios! - 401 + 385 Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... - 402 + 386 Serves you right, you slut! - 403 + 387 In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. - 404 + 388 Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. - 405 + 389 Goodnight sweet prince. - 406 + 390 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. - 407 + 391 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. - 408 + 392 Diagnosis: negative! - 409 + 393 It didn't have end up like this.! - 410 + 394 I think I'll skip a lunch today. - 411 + 395 Hahaha! Fucking awesome! - 412 + 396 Fuck yeah! I love this job! - 413 + 397 It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. - 414 + 398 Boom, head shot! - 415 + 399 Wow! - 416 + 400 Mind blown! - 417 + 401 I wasn't even trying. - 418 + 402 Did somebody take a picture? - 419 + 403 Pop goes the zit! - 420 + 404 I warned you about mexican food! - 421 + 405 What can I say, I'm a better draw. - 422 + 406 I'm gonna miss your cinematography... - 423 + 407 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - 424 + 408 Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! - 425 + 409 No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! - 426 + 410 Next time try shooting with open eyes! - 427 + 411 Stop shaking! I can't hit you! - 428 + 412 Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! - 429 + 413 And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! - 430 + 414 Couple? We're not married! - 431 + 415 I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! - 432 + 416 PX? What the fuck does it even mean? - 433 + 417 No shit, Sherlock! - 434 + 418 It will be one-way trip for you! - 435 + 419 Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! - 436 + 420 Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! - 1 - 437 + 421 What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! - 438 + 422 Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! - 439 + 423 I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! - 440 + 424 Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. - 441 + 425 So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. - 442 + 426 Indeed I do! - 443 + 427 You know there's no such animal, right? - 444 + 428 Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! - 445 + 429 Trouble is my second name! - 446 + 430 Like a bulldog! - 447 + 431 You should be! - 448 + 432 Your wish is my order! - 449 + 433 Nobody ever does. - 450 + 434 Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. - 451 + 435 Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! - 452 + 436 No, thank you! - 453 + 437 Will see who's about to teach whom! - 454 + 438 You're right! - 455 + 439 You don't deserve a chance! - 456 + 440 Horoscopes lie! - 457 + 441 Ding dong! - 458 + 442 It's still not too late! - 459 + 443 We'll check ourselves! - 460 + 444 Need bubbles, sir? - 461 + 445 Did you just call me an ass!? - 462 + 446 Whatever. - 463 + 447 I didn't understand a single word! - 464 + 448 It will only get closer! - 465 + 449 I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. - 471 + 450 You're the disease and I'm the cure. - 472 + 451 I'm gonna blow your head off! - 473 + 452 Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! - 475 + 453 I eat Green Berets for breakfast! - 476 + 454 You cowboys are finished! - 477 + 455 Take this, you maggot! - 478 + 456 I'm going to cut out your living guts! - 479 + 457 Long live the queen! - 480 + 458 Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! - 481 + 459 Don't make me angry! - 482 + 460 I must break you! - 484 + 461 This is for the Queen! - 485 + 462 The Queen says: Die! - 486 + 463 Dying ain't much of a living, boy! - 487 + 464 Dying ain't much of a living, girl! - 488 + 465 Is that the best you can do? - 489 + 466 Your life is over, asshole! - 490 + 467 Very pretty, but can you fight? - 491 + 468 Howdy, pardner! - 492 + 469 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - 493 + 470 Viva la revolution! - 494 + 471 Your move, creep! - 495 + 472 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - 496 + 473 It's about to turn into full tournee! - 497 + 474 "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? - 498 + 475 As you wish! - 499 + 476 Hey! I'm a lady! - 500 + 477 I'll dig you one! Six feet under! - 501 + 478 I guess there's no more room in hell... - 502 + 479 Is this some kind of a joke? - 503 + 480 They're coming to get us! - 504 + 481 Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! - 505 + 482 Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... - 506 + 483 Really? I mean.. c'mon! - 507 + 484 That's just fucked up! - 508 + 485 What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? - 509 + 486 Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! - 510 + 487 I'll send you back to hell! - 511 + 488 We'll need more paramedics! - 512 + 489 Oh shit! It can smell my brain! - 513 + 490 It's not zombie! He's infected! - 514 + 491 Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... - 515 + 492 It's alive! - 516 + 493 Maybe it's friendly. - 517 + 494 It's alive... ish. - 518 + 495 Nothing's ever real until it's real. - 519 + 496 They live! - 520 + 497 There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... - 521 + 498 I will not negotiate with undead! - 522 + 499 So there IS a life after death! - 523 + 500 Don't use the Z word! - 524 + 501 Holy shit. Plot twist! - 525 + 502 Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. - 526 + 503 That's it, no more drugs for me. - 527 + 504 I knew that movie was based on a true story! - 528 + 505 You're one spooky motherfucker, man. - 529 + 506 Oooh. Zombies. How original. - 530 + 507 Zombie over here! - 531 + 508 Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! - 532 + 509 Undead! - 533 + 510 This is a bad dream! - 534 + 511 Blasphemy! - 535 + 512 Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! - 536 + 513 At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. - 537 + 514 I'm scared to pieces! - 538 + 515 It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. - 539 + 516 It could be worse. They could be nazi! - 540 + 517 Where's my lawnmower when I need it? - 541 + 518 It's againt the nature, you freak! - 542 + 519 Dead should stay dead. - 543 + 520 Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. - 544 + 521 No! I don't want to become one of you! - 545 + 522 Stay away from my precious gray matter! - 546 + 523 Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! - 547 + 524 Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! - 548 + 525 They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! - 549 + 526 Not my face! My beautiful face! - 550 + 527 The PAIN! - 551 + 528 Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! - 552 + 529 Does it hurt to be dead? - 553 + 530 And stay dead! This time! - 554 + 531 You're dead... again. - 555 + 532 Rest in pieces! - 556 + 533 If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. - 557 + 534 Stay down! - 558 + 535 Get back where you came from! - 559 + 536 Zed is dead. - 560 + 537 Yeah! See ya! - 561 + 538 Punish! - 562 + 539 Bingo! - 563 + 540 I think you'll enjoy this. - 564 + 541 I'll squash you like a bug! - 565 + 542 Here comes Johnny! - 566 + 543 Somebody call an ambulance! - 567 + 544 My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! - 568 + 545 Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! - 569 + 546 OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! - 570 + 547 Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! - 571 + 548 Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? - 572 + 549 Look what you've made me do... - 573 + 550 Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! - 573 + 551 Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! - 574 + 552 Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! - 575 + 553 Look who's come to the picnic! - 576 + 554 You've got to be crazy to come here! - 577 + 555 Now, you've got my attention! - 578 + 556 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - 579 + 557 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - 580 + 558 Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... - 581 + 559 Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! - 582 + 560 How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! - 583 + 561 You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? - 584 + 562 Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... - 585 + 563 Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! - 586 + 564 Is that your best? - 587 + 565 It's official: YOU SUCK! - 588 + 566 You cannot hurt me! - 589 + 567 Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? - 588 + 568 I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! - 589 + 569 Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! - 590 + 570 Are you trying to piss me off? - 591 + 571 Do you want to hurt me on purpose? - 592 + 572 Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! - 593 + 573 I'm going to beat the crap out of you! - 594 + 574 If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! - 595 + 575 That's it, you're fucking dead! - 596 + 576 I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! - 597 + 577 Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! - 598 + 578 God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. - 599 + 579 The army... I should have known better! - 600 + 580 Coming here... What was I thinking? - 601 + 581 I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. - 602 + 582 No weapons! No friends! No hope! - 603 + 583 If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... - 604 + 584 HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! - 605 + 585 Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! - 606 + 586 Gee, whales can fight? - 607 + 587 Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! - 608 + 588 This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! - 609 + 589 How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! - 610 + 590 Over here, you morons! - 611 + 591 Go to hell, Hellar! - 612 + 592 Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? - 613 + 593 It must be this time of the month! - 614 + 594 Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! - 615 + 595 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 616 + 596 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 617 + 597 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 618 + 598 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 619 + 599 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 620 + 600 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 621 + 601 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - 622 + 602 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - 623 + 603 Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! - 624 + 604 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - 625 + 605 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - 626 + 606 OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! - 627 + 607 Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. - 628 + 608 Trust me. I'm a professional! - 629 + 609 You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... - 630 + 610 Nice boobs! Are these real? - 631 + 611 You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? - 632 + 612 Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. - 633 + 613 Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! - 634 + 614 You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! - 635 + 615 I see you and now I can see through you! - 636 + 616 Little enemies... little wounds! - 637 + 617 I really hate needless violence. - 638 + 618 Wow, you're even dumber than you look. - 639 + 619 You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! - 640 + 620 Were your parents siblings? - 641 + 621 Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? - 642 + 622 I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! - 643 + 623 Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? - 643 + 624 Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! - 644 + 625 Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! - 645 + 626 Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! - 646 + 627 Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? - 647 + 628 As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? - 648 + 629 You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! - 649 + 630 Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! - 650 + 631 You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! - 651 + 632 Guys, don't shoot the cushions! - 652 + 633 It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! - 653 + 634 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - 654 + 635 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - 655 + 636 Are you tryin' to make me look good? - 656 + 637 Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! - 657 + 638 Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! - 658 + 639 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? - 659 + 640 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? - 660 + 641 Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - 661 + 642 Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - 662 + 643 Idiots! Idiots everywhere! - 663 + 644 You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. - 664 + 645 I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. - 665 + 646 How's that karma tasting? Not so good? - 666 + 647 Do you always take yourself so seriously? - 667 + 648 Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. - 668 + 649 Go bore someone else with your existence. - 669 + 650 When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! - 670 + 651 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - 671 + 652 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - 672 + 653 Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! - 673 + 654 Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! - 674 + 655 Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! - 675 + 656 I'm scared to death! - 676 + 657 Gee, that gave me goose bumps! - 677 + 658 Speak of the devil! - 678 + 659 Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! - 679 + 660 OK, that was the last straw! - 680 + 661 If I throw a stick, will you go away? - 681 + 662 How can I miss you if you won't go away? - 682 + 663 Hold my beer and watch this! - 683 + 664 Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! - 684 + 665 Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! - 685 + 666 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - 686 + 667 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - 687 + 668 I thought your purpose was to die! - 688 + 669 Hey, dickless! Over here! - 689 + 670 Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? - 690 + 671 Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! - 691 + 672 Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? - 692 + 673 Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? - 693 + 674 Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? - 694 + 675 Did your parents have any children that lived? - 695 + 676 You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! - 696 + 677 Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. - 697 + 678 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! - 698 + 679 If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! - 699 + 680 That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! - 700 + 681 What? Hello? I can't hear anything! - 701 + 682 Argh! My ears are bleeding! - 702 + 683 What's this ringing? - 703 + 684 Huh? It's all silent... - 704 + 685 Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? - 705 + 686 Fuck, my eyeballs! - 706 + 687 I can't see shit! - 707 + 688 Who turned off the light?! - 708 + 689 Oh, my eyes! - 709 + 690 Oh God, I'm blind! - 710 + 691 Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! - 711 + 692 Somebody help me! I can't see! - 712 + 693 You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! - 713 + 694 My eyes are on fire! - 714 + 695 Cover me, I'm reloading! - 715 + 696 I'm out, reloading! - 716 + 697 I'm out, reloading! - 717 + 698 Gotta reload! - 718 + 699 Reloading! - 719 + 700 I'm all out! - 720 + 701 I'm running dry over here! - 721 + 702 Need more ammo! - 722 + 703 I'm out of bullets! - 723 + 704 I'm leaking! - 724 + 705 I'm bleeding! - 725 + 706 Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! - 726 + 707 Mmmm... blood. - 727 + 708 I need medical attention! - 728 + 709 I'm spilling blood! - 729 + 710 I... can't... catch a breath... - 730 + 711 My... lungs... - 731 + 712 Gas! Oh... - 732 + 713 I can't breath! - 733 + 714 It burns! + + 715 + Don't worry, I'll send you some! + + + 716 + I'll show you! + + + 717 + You'll wish you wouldn't ask! + + + 718 + You got it wrong, let me educate you! + + + 719 + Was that a rhetorical question? + + + 720 + Now whose fault is it, if your cocksucker boss buys second hand guns? + + + 721 + And soon so will be you! + + + 722 + The only thing layin' low here, is you bitch! + + + 723 + Yeah right, that's why you're sweating! + + + 724 + Guess again! That wasn't your horoscope! + + + 725 + Advice for today: avoid long travels, new relationships and BULLETS! + + + 726 + Mine said I will kill a lot of people today! I hope it will come true too! + + + 727 + Do people seriously believe in these things? Pathetic. + + + 728 + Tough? I could make that shot with eyes closed. + + + 729 + And that's just the beginning! + + + 730 + He loves you no more! + + + 731 + OK, this one's out. Next! + + + 732 + You'll be sorry for saying that! + + + 733 + Well, now we can play hide and seek! + + + 734 + You're right! It's the whole company here! + + + 735 + No, loser! You should have used the plural! Guys, lot's of guys! + + + 736 + Will see about that... + + + 737 + No, it doesn't, but don't worry, we'll be gentle! + + + 738 + Nice grammar, asshole! + + + 739 + Need supplies, wacko? + + + 740 + Here, I'll give you some! + + + 741 + No, you just suck, that's it! No air involved! + + + 742 + Never got this - why bring a knife to a gun fight? + + + 743 + Funny indeed, we had so much fun with him as a target practice! + + + 744 + I know some jokes too. For example: you're a joke! + + + 745 + Hey man, the gun isn't stupid, you are! + + + 746 + Suits you fine, huh? + + + 747 + Relax! Why make such a fuss? + + + 748 + The only thing you're gonna get is your butt kicked! + + + 749 + Oh yeah? Wait for the next one! + + + 750 + It was just a warning shot! + + + 751 + I'll scratch you to death! + + + 752 + That's not a scratch. It's a fucking canyon! + + + 753 + No. You need to die! + + + 754 + I'll dig you one too with it! + + + 755 + Kiss my ass! + + + 756 + Fireball? What the fuck do you think this is? Street Fighter Alpha 3? + + + 757 + It's OK, I'm here. Follow my voice! + + + 758 + That's what she said! + + + 759 + Please, let it be a close encounter of the sexy kind! + + + 760 + We are here, we are queer... fuck, that sounded wrong! + + + 761 + We are here, we are queer... wait, that came out wrong... oops, this too! + + + 762 + I'm ready any time you are! + + + 763 + Why not? Have you never had a threesome? + + + 764 + Now, now, you're hurting our feelings! + + + 765 + Come on, there's always a room to try something new! + + + 766 + Don't worry, it will be just a "gun bang"! + + + 767 + Guys, she just needs a loaded gun! + + + 768 + Come over here, I'll give you some. + + + 769 + Is that how it's called these days? + + + 770 + I bet that's what you've said the first time too! + + + 771 + What did you just say? Wolf? We've got plenty of them... + + + 772 + Oh, now I'm getting jelous. + + + 773 + I can help you to deal with the grief, if you want! + + + 774 + We've got plenty of bears too... Hans, come over here! + + + 775 + Where? Where? + + + 776 + Maybe I could help you with that? + + + 777 + You need to empty the chamber... + + + 778 + But that's nothing new for you, eh? + + + 779 + Damn, that doesn't even deserve a witty response! + + + 780 + Are you even listening what you're saying? + + + 781 + Oh, I'll give you one! Just you wait! + + + 782 + You should consider changing your masseur. I volunteer! + + + 783 + Yeah, I bet you did. God. + + + 784 + Oooh. Not today! + + + 785 + No! + + + 786 + Anything for you, princess. + + + 787 + I work this way on women. + + + 788 + Are you doing this on purpose? + + + 789 + Pffft. + + + 790 + Pffft. + + + 791 + I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that. + + + 792 + Hold on! I'll just drop my clothes, get my rescue tube and I'm coming to save you! + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir-languages/Taiwanese_Version/Data/TableData/Taiwanese.EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir-languages/Taiwanese_Version/Data/TableData/Taiwanese.EnemyTaunts.xml index 8a7b6f7f5..b97258e5d 100644 --- a/gamedir-languages/Taiwanese_Version/Data/TableData/Taiwanese.EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir-languages/Taiwanese_Version/Data/TableData/Taiwanese.EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1250,1624 +1250,1935 @@ I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! - 322 + 310 Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! - 327 + 311 Is that the best you can do? - 328 + 312 Your life is over, asshole! - 329 + 313 Very pretty, but can you fight? - 330 + 314 Howdy, pardner! - 331 + 315 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - 332 + 316 Viva la revolution! - 333 + 317 Keep a place in hell for your queen! - 334 + 318 Your move, creep! - 335 + 319 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - 336 + 320 Shit, shit, shit... - 337 + 321 We're all gonna die. - 338 + 322 God help me. - 339 + 323 We're in some real pretty shit now! - 340 + 324 It is no dream! This is really happening! - 341 + 325 Goddamnit. - 342 + 326 I got a bad feeling on this one. - 343 + 327 It's a goddamn commando squad! - 344 + 328 Why this shit always happens to me!? - 345 + 329 I can't deal with this anymore - 346 + 330 What the hell am I going to do now? - 347 + 331 I should get the hell out of here! - 348 + 332 Oh no, how could this happen? - 349 + 333 I will not fight those bastards alone! - 350 + 334 Where is the goddamn cavalry? - 351 + 335 I am outta here. - 352 + 336 Doctor is in! - 353 + 337 Operation succesful! - 354 + 338 I'll carve ya up like a chicken! - 355 + 339 Bleed for me! - 356 + 340 I can't believe they're paying me for that! - 357 + 341 You taste like chicken! - 358 + 342 You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! - 359 + 343 Chop chop chop! - 360 + 344 Fresh meat! - 361 + 345 I'll drink your blood! - 362 + 346 I'll gut you like a fish! - 363 + 347 Let's see what's inside this pinata! - 364 + 348 When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! - 365 + 349 You could use some shave! - 366 + 350 Don't worry, it's disinfected! - 367 + 351 Show me what you've got! - 368 + 352 Time for harakiri, asshole! - 369 + 353 Hey, you've got untied shoelace! - 370 + 354 There's a mustard on your shirt! - 371 + 355 Mmmmmincemeat! - 372 + 356 Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! - 373 + 357 I'll break your every single bone! - 374 + 358 Need a nose job? - 375 + 359 Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! - 376 + 360 See? Girls can fight too! - 377 + 361 Girls power! - 378 + 362 Aaand you're dead. - 379 + 363 Next! - 380 + 364 That's just a beginning, fuckers! - 381 + 365 Time to loot a corpse, I guess. - 382 + 366 Nice job getting yourself killed. - 383 + 367 You OK? You look kinda... dead! - 384 + 368 Another one to my collection. - 385 + 369 You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. - 386 + 370 That door revolved one time too many... - 387 + 371 Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. - 388 + 372 Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. - 389 + 373 I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! - 390 + 374 I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! - 391 + 375 I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! - 392 + 376 Pathetic. - 393 + 377 Amateur. - 394 + 378 Let this be a lesson for all of you! - 395 + 379 You asked for it. - 396 + 380 Your luck ran out. - 397 + 381 Time to pay the piper! - 398 + 382 Someone, go check his pulse. - 399 + 383 Someone, go check her pulse. - 400 + 384 Adios! - 401 + 385 Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... - 402 + 386 Serves you right, you slut! - 403 + 387 In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. - 404 + 388 Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. - 405 + 389 Goodnight sweet prince. - 406 + 390 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. - 407 + 391 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. - 408 + 392 Diagnosis: negative! - 409 + 393 It didn't have end up like this.! - 410 + 394 I think I'll skip a lunch today. - 411 + 395 Hahaha! Fucking awesome! - 412 + 396 Fuck yeah! I love this job! - 413 + 397 It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. - 414 + 398 Boom, head shot! - 415 + 399 Wow! - 416 + 400 Mind blown! - 417 + 401 I wasn't even trying. - 418 + 402 Did somebody take a picture? - 419 + 403 Pop goes the zit! - 420 + 404 I warned you about mexican food! - 421 + 405 What can I say, I'm a better draw. - 422 + 406 I'm gonna miss your cinematography... - 423 + 407 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - 424 + 408 Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! - 425 + 409 No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! - 426 + 410 Next time try shooting with open eyes! - 427 + 411 Stop shaking! I can't hit you! - 428 + 412 Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! - 429 + 413 And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! - 430 + 414 Couple? We're not married! - 431 + 415 I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! - 432 + 416 PX? What the fuck does it even mean? - 433 + 417 No shit, Sherlock! - 434 + 418 It will be one-way trip for you! - 435 + 419 Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! - 436 + 420 Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! - 1 - 437 + 421 What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! - 438 + 422 Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! - 439 + 423 I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! - 440 + 424 Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. - 441 + 425 So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. - 442 + 426 Indeed I do! - 443 + 427 You know there's no such animal, right? - 444 + 428 Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! - 445 + 429 Trouble is my second name! - 446 + 430 Like a bulldog! - 447 + 431 You should be! - 448 + 432 Your wish is my order! - 449 + 433 Nobody ever does. - 450 + 434 Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. - 451 + 435 Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! - 452 + 436 No, thank you! - 453 + 437 Will see who's about to teach whom! - 454 + 438 You're right! - 455 + 439 You don't deserve a chance! - 456 + 440 Horoscopes lie! - 457 + 441 Ding dong! - 458 + 442 It's still not too late! - 459 + 443 We'll check ourselves! - 460 + 444 Need bubbles, sir? - 461 + 445 Did you just call me an ass!? - 462 + 446 Whatever. - 463 + 447 I didn't understand a single word! - 464 + 448 It will only get closer! - 465 + 449 I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. - 471 + 450 You're the disease and I'm the cure. - 472 + 451 I'm gonna blow your head off! - 473 + 452 Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! - 475 + 453 I eat Green Berets for breakfast! - 476 + 454 You cowboys are finished! - 477 + 455 Take this, you maggot! - 478 + 456 I'm going to cut out your living guts! - 479 + 457 Long live the queen! - 480 + 458 Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! - 481 + 459 Don't make me angry! - 482 + 460 I must break you! - 484 + 461 This is for the Queen! - 485 + 462 The Queen says: Die! - 486 + 463 Dying ain't much of a living, boy! - 487 + 464 Dying ain't much of a living, girl! - 488 + 465 Is that the best you can do? - 489 + 466 Your life is over, asshole! - 490 + 467 Very pretty, but can you fight? - 491 + 468 Howdy, pardner! - 492 + 469 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - 493 + 470 Viva la revolution! - 494 + 471 Your move, creep! - 495 + 472 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - 496 + 473 It's about to turn into full tournee! - 497 + 474 "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? - 498 + 475 As you wish! - 499 + 476 Hey! I'm a lady! - 500 + 477 I'll dig you one! Six feet under! - 501 + 478 I guess there's no more room in hell... - 502 + 479 Is this some kind of a joke? - 503 + 480 They're coming to get us! - 504 + 481 Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! - 505 + 482 Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... - 506 + 483 Really? I mean.. c'mon! - 507 + 484 That's just fucked up! - 508 + 485 What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? - 509 + 486 Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! - 510 + 487 I'll send you back to hell! - 511 + 488 We'll need more paramedics! - 512 + 489 Oh shit! It can smell my brain! - 513 + 490 It's not zombie! He's infected! - 514 + 491 Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... - 515 + 492 It's alive! - 516 + 493 Maybe it's friendly. - 517 + 494 It's alive... ish. - 518 + 495 Nothing's ever real until it's real. - 519 + 496 They live! - 520 + 497 There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... - 521 + 498 I will not negotiate with undead! - 522 + 499 So there IS a life after death! - 523 + 500 Don't use the Z word! - 524 + 501 Holy shit. Plot twist! - 525 + 502 Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. - 526 + 503 That's it, no more drugs for me. - 527 + 504 I knew that movie was based on a true story! - 528 + 505 You're one spooky motherfucker, man. - 529 + 506 Oooh. Zombies. How original. - 530 + 507 Zombie over here! - 531 + 508 Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! - 532 + 509 Undead! - 533 + 510 This is a bad dream! - 534 + 511 Blasphemy! - 535 + 512 Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! - 536 + 513 At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. - 537 + 514 I'm scared to pieces! - 538 + 515 It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. - 539 + 516 It could be worse. They could be nazi! - 540 + 517 Where's my lawnmower when I need it? - 541 + 518 It's againt the nature, you freak! - 542 + 519 Dead should stay dead. - 543 + 520 Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. - 544 + 521 No! I don't want to become one of you! - 545 + 522 Stay away from my precious gray matter! - 546 + 523 Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! - 547 + 524 Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! - 548 + 525 They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! - 549 + 526 Not my face! My beautiful face! - 550 + 527 The PAIN! - 551 + 528 Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! - 552 + 529 Does it hurt to be dead? - 553 + 530 And stay dead! This time! - 554 + 531 You're dead... again. - 555 + 532 Rest in pieces! - 556 + 533 If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. - 557 + 534 Stay down! - 558 + 535 Get back where you came from! - 559 + 536 Zed is dead. - 560 + 537 Yeah! See ya! - 561 + 538 Punish! - 562 + 539 Bingo! - 563 + 540 I think you'll enjoy this. - 564 + 541 I'll squash you like a bug! - 565 + 542 Here comes Johnny! - 566 + 543 Somebody call an ambulance! - 567 + 544 My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! - 568 + 545 Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! - 569 + 546 OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! - 570 + 547 Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! - 571 + 548 Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? - 572 + 549 Look what you've made me do... - 573 + 550 Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! - 573 + 551 Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! - 574 + 552 Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! - 575 + 553 Look who's come to the picnic! - 576 + 554 You've got to be crazy to come here! - 577 + 555 Now, you've got my attention! - 578 + 556 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - 579 + 557 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - 580 + 558 Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... - 581 + 559 Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! - 582 + 560 How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! - 583 + 561 You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? - 584 + 562 Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... - 585 + 563 Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! - 586 + 564 Is that your best? - 587 + 565 It's official: YOU SUCK! - 588 + 566 You cannot hurt me! - 589 + 567 Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? - 588 + 568 I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! - 589 + 569 Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! - 590 + 570 Are you trying to piss me off? - 591 + 571 Do you want to hurt me on purpose? - 592 + 572 Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! - 593 + 573 I'm going to beat the crap out of you! - 594 + 574 If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! - 595 + 575 That's it, you're fucking dead! - 596 + 576 I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! - 597 + 577 Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! - 598 + 578 God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. - 599 + 579 The army... I should have known better! - 600 + 580 Coming here... What was I thinking? - 601 + 581 I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. - 602 + 582 No weapons! No friends! No hope! - 603 + 583 If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... - 604 + 584 HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! - 605 + 585 Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! - 606 + 586 Gee, whales can fight? - 607 + 587 Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! - 608 + 588 This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! - 609 + 589 How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! - 610 + 590 Over here, you morons! - 611 + 591 Go to hell, Hellar! - 612 + 592 Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? - 613 + 593 It must be this time of the month! - 614 + 594 Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! - 615 + 595 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 616 + 596 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 617 + 597 Look guys, I've found fossils! - 618 + 598 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 619 + 599 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 620 + 600 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 621 + 601 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - 622 + 602 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - 623 + 603 Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! - 624 + 604 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - 625 + 605 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - 626 + 606 OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! - 627 + 607 Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. - 628 + 608 Trust me. I'm a professional! - 629 + 609 You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... - 630 + 610 Nice boobs! Are these real? - 631 + 611 You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? - 632 + 612 Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. - 633 + 613 Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! - 634 + 614 You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! - 635 + 615 I see you and now I can see through you! - 636 + 616 Little enemies... little wounds! - 637 + 617 I really hate needless violence. - 638 + 618 Wow, you're even dumber than you look. - 639 + 619 You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! - 640 + 620 Were your parents siblings? - 641 + 621 Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? - 642 + 622 I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! - 643 + 623 Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? - 643 + 624 Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! - 644 + 625 Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! - 645 + 626 Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! - 646 + 627 Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? - 647 + 628 As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? - 648 + 629 You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! - 649 + 630 Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! - 650 + 631 You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! - 651 + 632 Guys, don't shoot the cushions! - 652 + 633 It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! - 653 + 634 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - 654 + 635 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - 655 + 636 Are you tryin' to make me look good? - 656 + 637 Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! - 657 + 638 Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! - 658 + 639 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? - 659 + 640 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? - 660 + 641 Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - 661 + 642 Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - 662 + 643 Idiots! Idiots everywhere! - 663 + 644 You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. - 664 + 645 I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. - 665 + 646 How's that karma tasting? Not so good? - 666 + 647 Do you always take yourself so seriously? - 667 + 648 Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. - 668 + 649 Go bore someone else with your existence. - 669 + 650 When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! - 670 + 651 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - 671 + 652 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - 672 + 653 Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! - 673 + 654 Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! - 674 + 655 Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! - 675 + 656 I'm scared to death! - 676 + 657 Gee, that gave me goose bumps! - 677 + 658 Speak of the devil! - 678 + 659 Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! - 679 + 660 OK, that was the last straw! - 680 + 661 If I throw a stick, will you go away? - 681 + 662 How can I miss you if you won't go away? - 682 + 663 Hold my beer and watch this! - 683 + 664 Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! - 684 + 665 Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! - 685 + 666 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - 686 + 667 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - 687 + 668 I thought your purpose was to die! - 688 + 669 Hey, dickless! Over here! - 689 + 670 Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? - 690 + 671 Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! - 691 + 672 Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? - 692 + 673 Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? - 693 + 674 Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? - 694 + 675 Did your parents have any children that lived? - 695 + 676 You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! - 696 + 677 Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. - 697 + 678 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! - 698 + 679 If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! - 699 + 680 That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! - 700 + 681 What? Hello? I can't hear anything! - 701 + 682 Argh! My ears are bleeding! - 702 + 683 What's this ringing? - 703 + 684 Huh? It's all silent... - 704 + 685 Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? - 705 + 686 Fuck, my eyeballs! - 706 + 687 I can't see shit! - 707 + 688 Who turned off the light?! - 708 + 689 Oh, my eyes! - 709 + 690 Oh God, I'm blind! - 710 + 691 Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! - 711 + 692 Somebody help me! I can't see! - 712 + 693 You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! - 713 + 694 My eyes are on fire! - 714 + 695 Cover me, I'm reloading! - 715 + 696 I'm out, reloading! - 716 + 697 I'm out, reloading! - 717 + 698 Gotta reload! - 718 + 699 Reloading! - 719 + 700 I'm all out! - 720 + 701 I'm running dry over here! - 721 + 702 Need more ammo! - 722 + 703 I'm out of bullets! - 723 + 704 I'm leaking! - 724 + 705 I'm bleeding! - 725 + 706 Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! - 726 + 707 Mmmm... blood. - 727 + 708 I need medical attention! - 728 + 709 I'm spilling blood! - 729 + 710 I... can't... catch a breath... - 730 + 711 My... lungs... - 731 + 712 Gas! Oh... - 732 + 713 I can't breath! - 733 + 714 It burns! + + 715 + Don't worry, I'll send you some! + + + 716 + I'll show you! + + + 717 + You'll wish you wouldn't ask! + + + 718 + You got it wrong, let me educate you! + + + 719 + Was that a rhetorical question? + + + 720 + Now whose fault is it, if your cocksucker boss buys second hand guns? + + + 721 + And soon so will be you! + + + 722 + The only thing layin' low here, is you bitch! + + + 723 + Yeah right, that's why you're sweating! + + + 724 + Guess again! That wasn't your horoscope! + + + 725 + Advice for today: avoid long travels, new relationships and BULLETS! + + + 726 + Mine said I will kill a lot of people today! I hope it will come true too! + + + 727 + Do people seriously believe in these things? Pathetic. + + + 728 + Tough? I could make that shot with eyes closed. + + + 729 + And that's just the beginning! + + + 730 + He loves you no more! + + + 731 + OK, this one's out. Next! + + + 732 + You'll be sorry for saying that! + + + 733 + Well, now we can play hide and seek! + + + 734 + You're right! It's the whole company here! + + + 735 + No, loser! You should have used the plural! Guys, lot's of guys! + + + 736 + Will see about that... + + + 737 + No, it doesn't, but don't worry, we'll be gentle! + + + 738 + Nice grammar, asshole! + + + 739 + Need supplies, wacko? + + + 740 + Here, I'll give you some! + + + 741 + No, you just suck, that's it! No air involved! + + + 742 + Never got this - why bring a knife to a gun fight? + + + 743 + Funny indeed, we had so much fun with him as a target practice! + + + 744 + I know some jokes too. For example: you're a joke! + + + 745 + Hey man, the gun isn't stupid, you are! + + + 746 + Suits you fine, huh? + + + 747 + Relax! Why make such a fuss? + + + 748 + The only thing you're gonna get is your butt kicked! + + + 749 + Oh yeah? Wait for the next one! + + + 750 + It was just a warning shot! + + + 751 + I'll scratch you to death! + + + 752 + That's not a scratch. It's a fucking canyon! + + + 753 + No. You need to die! + + + 754 + I'll dig you one too with it! + + + 755 + Kiss my ass! + + + 756 + Fireball? What the fuck do you think this is? Street Fighter Alpha 3? + + + 757 + It's OK, I'm here. Follow my voice! + + + 758 + That's what she said! + + + 759 + Please, let it be a close encounter of the sexy kind! + + + 760 + We are here, we are queer... fuck, that sounded wrong! + + + 761 + We are here, we are queer... wait, that came out wrong... oops, this too! + + + 762 + I'm ready any time you are! + + + 763 + Why not? Have you never had a threesome? + + + 764 + Now, now, you're hurting our feelings! + + + 765 + Come on, there's always a room to try something new! + + + 766 + Don't worry, it will be just a "gun bang"! + + + 767 + Guys, she just needs a loaded gun! + + + 768 + Come over here, I'll give you some. + + + 769 + Is that how it's called these days? + + + 770 + I bet that's what you've said the first time too! + + + 771 + What did you just say? Wolf? We've got plenty of them... + + + 772 + Oh, now I'm getting jelous. + + + 773 + I can help you to deal with the grief, if you want! + + + 774 + We've got plenty of bears too... Hans, come over here! + + + 775 + Where? Where? + + + 776 + Maybe I could help you with that? + + + 777 + You need to empty the chamber... + + + 778 + But that's nothing new for you, eh? + + + 779 + Damn, that doesn't even deserve a witty response! + + + 780 + Are you even listening what you're saying? + + + 781 + Oh, I'll give you one! Just you wait! + + + 782 + You should consider changing your masseur. I volunteer! + + + 783 + Yeah, I bet you did. God. + + + 784 + Oooh. Not today! + + + 785 + No! + + + 786 + Anything for you, princess. + + + 787 + I work this way on women. + + + 788 + Are you doing this on purpose? + + + 789 + Pffft. + + + 790 + Pffft. + + + 791 + I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that. + + + 792 + Hold on! I'll just drop my clothes, get my rescue tube and I'm coming to save you! + \ No newline at end of file