diff --git a/gamedir/Data-1.13/TableData/EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir/Data-1.13/TableData/EnemyTaunts.xml index 5c70d5ffd..048bf2f8f 100644 --- a/gamedir/Data-1.13/TableData/EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir/Data-1.13/TableData/EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -3,55 +3,46 @@ 0 Taunt! (320 letters) - + 0 - 0 - + 0 0 0 0 - 0 - + 0 0 0 - 0 - + 0 0 0 0 0 - + 0 0 - + 0 0 - 0 + 0 0 - 0 - 0 + 0 + 0 0 - 0 - - 0 - - 0 - - 0 - - 0 - - + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + - 0 - + 0 0 0 0 @@ -62,77 +53,64 @@ 0 0 0 - 0 + 0 0 0 - - 0 + + 0 - 0 - + 0 0 0 0 0 - + - 0 - + 0 0 0 0 0 - 0 - + 0 0 0 0 0 0 - + - 0 - + 0 0 0 0 0 - - - 0 - - 0 - - 0 - - 0 - - 0 - - + + + 0 + + 0 0 0 0 + 0 0 0 0 - - 0 + 0 0 0 - - 0 + 0 0 0 @@ -165,14 +143,14 @@ + 0 - IMP + 1 - AIM + 2 - MERC + 3 - NPC + 4 - EPC (escortee) + 4 - NPC with unextendable contract + 6 - vehicle + --> 0 @@ -194,10 +172,10 @@ 0 - + 0 - + 1 @@ -209,7 +187,7 @@ Suck on this! 1 - + 3 Say hello to my lil' friend! 1 @@ -1321,7 +1299,7 @@ 191 I have a sigthing! 1 - 1 + 1 192 @@ -2013,7 +1991,7 @@ That woke me up. 1 1 - + 305 You son of a bitch! @@ -2051,7 +2029,7 @@ 1 - 322 + 310 Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! 1 1 @@ -2062,12 +2040,12 @@ - 327 + 311 Is that the best you can do? 1 - 328 + 312 Your life is over, asshole! 1 1 @@ -2075,278 +2053,278 @@ 1 - 329 + 313 Very pretty, but can you fight? 1 1 1 - 330 + 314 Howdy, pardner! 1 1 167 - 331 + 315 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! 1 1 1 - 332 + 316 Viva la revolution! 1 1 1 - 333 + 317 Keep a place in hell for your queen! 1 1 - 334 + 318 Your move, creep! 1 1 - 335 + 319 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... 1 1 - 336 + 320 Shit, shit, shit... 1 35 - 337 + 321 We're all gonna die. 1 35 - 338 + 322 God help me. 1 35 - 339 + 323 We're in some real pretty shit now! 1 35 - 340 + 324 It is no dream! This is really happening! 1 35 - 341 + 325 Goddamnit. 1 - 342 + 326 I got a bad feeling on this one. 1 1 - 343 + 327 It's a goddamn commando squad! 1 35 - 344 + 328 Why this shit always happens to me!? 1 35 - 345 + 329 I can't deal with this anymore 1 1 - 346 + 330 What the hell am I going to do now? 1 40 - 347 + 331 I should get the hell out of here! 1 - 348 + 332 Oh no, how could this happen? 1 35 - 349 + 333 I will not fight those bastards alone! 1 - 350 + 334 Where is the goddamn cavalry? 1 35 - 351 + 335 I am outta here. 1 - 352 + 336 Doctor is in! 1 - 353 + 337 Operation succesful! 1 - 354 + 338 I'll carve ya up like a chicken! 1 - 355 + 339 Bleed for me! 1 1 - 356 + 340 I can't believe they're paying me for that! 1 1 - 357 + 341 You taste like chicken! 1 1 - 358 + 342 You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! 1 1 - 359 + 343 Chop chop chop! 1 1 1 - 360 + 344 Fresh meat! 1 1 - 361 + 345 I'll drink your blood! 1 1 - 362 + 346 I'll gut you like a fish! 1 - 363 + 347 Let's see what's inside this pinata! 1 1 - 364 + 348 When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! 1 1 - 365 + 349 You could use some shave! 1 1 - 366 + 350 Don't worry, it's disinfected! 1 - 367 + 351 Show me what you've got! 1 - + - 368 + 352 Time for harakiri, asshole! 1 - 369 + 353 Hey, you've got untied shoelace! 1 1 1 - 370 + 354 There's a mustard on your shirt! 1 1 1 - 371 + 355 Mmmmmincemeat! 1 1 - 372 + 356 Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! 1 1 249 - 373 + 357 I'll break your every single bone! 1 - 374 + 358 Need a nose job? 1 - 375 + 359 Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! 1 1 @@ -2355,67 +2333,67 @@ 1 - 376 + 360 See? Girls can fight too! 1 1 1 - 377 + 361 Girls power! 1 1 1 - 378 + 362 Aaand you're dead. 1 - 379 + 363 Next! 1 - 380 + 364 That's just a beginning, fuckers! 1 1 - 381 + 365 Time to loot a corpse, I guess. 1 1 - 382 + 366 Nice job getting yourself killed. 1 1 - 383 + 367 You OK? You look kinda... dead! 1 1 - 384 + 368 Another one to my collection. 1 1 - 385 + 369 You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. 1 1 - 386 + 370 That door revolved one time too many... 1 1 @@ -2423,14 +2401,14 @@ 149 - 387 + 371 Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. 1 1 149 - 388 + 372 Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. 1 1 @@ -2438,7 +2416,7 @@ 149 - 389 + 373 I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! 1 1 @@ -2446,7 +2424,7 @@ 70 - 390 + 374 I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! 1 1 @@ -2454,69 +2432,69 @@ 70 - 391 + 375 I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! 1 1 57 - 392 + 376 Pathetic. 1 1 - 393 + 377 Amateur. 1 1 - 394 + 378 Let this be a lesson for all of you! 1 1 - 395 + 379 You asked for it. 1 1 - 396 + 380 Your luck ran out. 1 1 - 397 + 381 Time to pay the piper! 1 1 - 398 + 382 Someone, go check his pulse. 1 1 1 - 399 + 383 Someone, go check her pulse. 1 1 1 - 400 + 384 Adios! 1 - 401 + 385 Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... 1 1 @@ -2525,7 +2503,7 @@ 14 - 402 + 386 Serves you right, you slut! 1 1 @@ -2533,7 +2511,7 @@ 14 - 403 + 387 In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. 1 1 @@ -2542,7 +2520,7 @@ 5 - 404 + 388 Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. 1 1 @@ -2551,7 +2529,7 @@ 4 - 405 + 389 Goodnight sweet prince. 1 1 @@ -2560,96 +2538,96 @@ 5 - 406 + 390 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. 1 1 1 - 407 + 391 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. 1 1 1 - 408 + 392 Diagnosis: negative! 1 1 - 409 + 393 It didn't have end up like this.! 1 1 - 410 + 394 I think I'll skip a lunch today. 1 1 - 411 + 395 Hahaha! Fucking awesome! 1 1 - 412 + 396 Fuck yeah! I love this job! 1 1 - 413 + 397 It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. 1 1 - 414 + 398 Boom, head shot! 1 - 415 + 399 Wow! 1 - 416 + 400 Mind blown! 1 - 417 + 401 I wasn't even trying. 1 1 - 418 + 402 Did somebody take a picture? 1 1 - 419 + 403 Pop goes the zit! 1 - 420 + 404 I warned you about mexican food! 1 1 253 - 421 + 405 What can I say, I'm a better draw. 1 1 @@ -2657,7 +2635,7 @@ 167 - 422 + 406 I'm gonna miss your cinematography... 1 1 @@ -2665,7 +2643,7 @@ 167 - 423 + 407 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. 1 1 @@ -2673,13 +2651,13 @@ 247 - 424 + 408 Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! 1 1 - 425 + 409 No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! 1 1 @@ -2688,280 +2666,280 @@ 1 - 426 + 410 Next time try shooting with open eyes! 1 - 427 + 411 Stop shaking! I can't hit you! 1 40 - 428 + 412 Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! 1 1 2 - 429 + 413 And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! - 1 + 0 240 - 430 + 414 Couple? We're not married! - 1 + 2 240 - 431 + 415 I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! - 1 + 22 240 - 432 + 416 PX? What the fuck does it even mean? - 1 + 22 240 - 433 + 417 No shit, Sherlock! - 1 + 20 240 - 434 + 418 It will be one-way trip for you! - 1 + 1 2 - 435 + 419 Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! - 1 + 20 2 - 436 + 420 Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! 1 - 1 + 2 2 - 437 + 421 What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! - 1 + 1 220 - 438 + 422 Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! - 1 + 2 220 - 439 + 423 I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! - 1 + 22 1 220 - 440 + 424 Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. - 1 + 22 1 220 - 441 + 425 So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. - 1 + 20 1 220 - 442 + 426 Indeed I do! - 1 + 0 221 - 443 + 427 You know there's no such animal, right? 1 221 - 444 + 428 Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! 1 - 1 + 22 0 - 445 + 429 Trouble is my second name! 1 - 1 + 2 0 - 446 + 430 Like a bulldog! 1 - 1 + 2 1 - 447 + 431 You should be! 1 1 - 1 + 22 1 - 448 + 432 Your wish is my order! - 1 + 0 3 + + 433 + Nobody ever does. + 1 + 22 + 3 + + + 434 + Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. + 1 + 20 + 3 + + + 435 + Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! + 1 + 0 + 4 + + + 436 + No, thank you! + 1 + 1 + 4 + + + 437 + Will see who's about to teach whom! + 1 + 4 + + + 438 + You're right! + 2 + 4 + + + 439 + You don't deserve a chance! + 1 + 20 + 4 + + + 440 + Horoscopes lie! + 22 + 4 + + + 441 + Ding dong! + 1 + 2 + 5 + + + 442 + It's still not too late! + 22 + 5 + + + 443 + We'll check ourselves! + 22 + 6 + + + 444 + Need bubbles, sir? + 1 + 2 + 6 + + + 445 + Did you just call me an ass!? + 1 + 1 + 7 + + + 446 + Whatever. + 20 + 7 + + + 447 + I didn't understand a single word! + 20 + 7 + + + 448 + It will only get closer! + 1 + 22 + 7 + 449 - Nobody ever does. - 1 - 1 - 3 - - - 450 - Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. - 1 - 1 - 3 - - - 451 - Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! - 1 - 1 - 4 - - - 452 - No, thank you! - 1 - 1 - 4 - - - 453 - Will see who's about to teach whom! - 1 - 4 - - - 454 - You're right! - 1 - 4 - - - 455 - You don't deserve a chance! - 1 - 1 - 4 - - - 456 - Horoscopes lie! - 1 - 4 - - - 457 - Ding dong! - 1 - 1 - 5 - - - 458 - It's still not too late! - 1 - 5 - - - 459 - We'll check ourselves! - 1 - 6 - - - 460 - Need bubbles, sir? - 1 - 1 - 6 - - - 461 - Did you just call me an ass!? - 1 - 1 - 7 - - - 462 - Whatever. - 1 - 7 - - - 463 - I didn't understand a single word! - 1 - 7 - - - 464 - It will only get closer! - 1 - 1 - 7 - - - 465 I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. 1 - 1 - 1 + 1 + 0 1 8 - 471 + 450 You're the disease and I'm the cure. 1 1 1 - 472 + 451 I'm gonna blow your head off! 1 - 473 + 452 Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! 1 1 @@ -2969,34 +2947,34 @@ 1 - 475 + 453 I eat Green Berets for breakfast! 1 1 1 - 476 + 454 You cowboys are finished! 1 1 - 477 + 455 Take this, you maggot! 1 1 1 - 478 + 456 I'm going to cut out your living guts! 1 1 1 - 479 + 457 Long live the queen! 1 1 @@ -3004,7 +2982,7 @@ 1 - 480 + 458 Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! 1 1 @@ -3012,19 +2990,19 @@ 1 - 481 + 459 Don't make me angry! 1 1 - 482 + 460 I must break you! 1 1 - + - 484 + 461 This is for the Queen! 1 1 @@ -3032,7 +3010,7 @@ 1 - 485 + 462 The Queen says: Die! 1 1 @@ -3041,26 +3019,26 @@ 1 - 486 + 463 Dying ain't much of a living, boy! 1 1 1 - 487 + 464 Dying ain't much of a living, girl! 1 1 1 - 488 + 465 Is that the best you can do? 1 - 489 + 466 Your life is over, asshole! 1 1 @@ -3068,14 +3046,14 @@ 1 - 490 + 467 Very pretty, but can you fight? 1 1 1 - 491 + 468 Howdy, pardner! 1 1 @@ -3083,120 +3061,120 @@ 167 - 492 + 469 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! 1 1 1 - 493 + 470 Viva la revolution! 1 1 - 494 + 471 Your move, creep! 1 1 - 495 + 472 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... 1 1 - 496 + 473 It's about to turn into full tournee! - 1 + 22 8 - 497 + 474 "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? - 1 + 20 1 8 - 498 + 475 As you wish! - 1 + 1 9 - 499 + 476 Hey! I'm a lady! - 1 + 0 1 9 - 500 + 477 I'll dig you one! Six feet under! - 1 + 22 9 1 - 501 + 478 I guess there's no more room in hell... 1 1 1 - 502 + 479 Is this some kind of a joke? 1 1 - 503 + 480 They're coming to get us! 1 1 1 - 504 + 481 Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! 1 1 1 - 505 + 482 Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... 1 1 1 - 506 + 483 Really? I mean.. c'mon! 1 1 1 - 507 + 484 That's just fucked up! 1 1 1 - 508 + 485 What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? 1 1 1 - 509 + 486 Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! 1 1 @@ -3204,7 +3182,7 @@ 1 - 510 + 487 I'll send you back to hell! 1 1 @@ -3212,7 +3190,7 @@ 1 - 511 + 488 We'll need more paramedics! 1 1 @@ -3220,49 +3198,49 @@ 1 - 512 + 489 Oh shit! It can smell my brain! 1 1 1 - 513 + 490 It's not zombie! He's infected! 1 1 1 - 514 + 491 Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... 1 1 1 - 515 + 492 It's alive! 1 1 1 - 516 + 493 Maybe it's friendly. 1 1 1 - 517 + 494 It's alive... ish. 1 1 1 - 518 + 495 Nothing's ever real until it's real. 1 1 @@ -3270,14 +3248,14 @@ 1 - 519 + 496 They live! 1 1 1 - 520 + 497 There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... 1 1 @@ -3285,28 +3263,28 @@ 1 - 521 + 498 I will not negotiate with undead! 1 1 1 1 - - 522 + + 499 So there IS a life after death! 1 1 1 - 523 + 500 Don't use the Z word! 1 1 - - 524 + + 501 Holy shit. Plot twist! 1 1 @@ -3314,7 +3292,7 @@ 1 - 525 + 502 Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. 1 1 @@ -3322,7 +3300,7 @@ 1 - 526 + 503 That's it, no more drugs for me. 1 1 @@ -3330,7 +3308,7 @@ 1 - 527 + 504 I knew that movie was based on a true story! 1 1 @@ -3338,7 +3316,7 @@ 1 - 528 + 505 You're one spooky motherfucker, man. 1 1 @@ -3346,7 +3324,7 @@ 1 - 529 + 506 Oooh. Zombies. How original. 1 1 @@ -3354,7 +3332,7 @@ 1 - 530 + 507 Zombie over here! 1 1 @@ -3362,14 +3340,14 @@ 1 - 531 + 508 Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! 1 1 1 - - 532 + + 509 Undead! 1 1 @@ -3377,7 +3355,7 @@ 1 - 533 + 510 This is a bad dream! 1 1 @@ -3385,14 +3363,14 @@ 1 - 534 + 511 Blasphemy! 1 1 1 - 535 + 512 Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! 1 1 @@ -3400,7 +3378,7 @@ 1 - 536 + 513 At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. 1 1 @@ -3408,15 +3386,15 @@ 1 - 537 + 514 I'm scared to pieces! 1 1 30 1 - + - 538 + 515 It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. 1 1 @@ -3424,7 +3402,7 @@ 1 - 539 + 516 It could be worse. They could be nazi! 1 1 @@ -3432,7 +3410,7 @@ 1 - 540 + 517 Where's my lawnmower when I need it? 1 1 @@ -3440,7 +3418,7 @@ 1 - 541 + 518 It's againt the nature, you freak! 1 1 @@ -3448,7 +3426,7 @@ 1 - 542 + 519 Dead should stay dead. 1 1 @@ -3456,7 +3434,7 @@ 1 - 543 + 520 Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. 1 1 @@ -3464,14 +3442,14 @@ 1 - 544 + 521 No! I don't want to become one of you! 1 1 1 - 545 + 522 Stay away from my precious gray matter! 1 1 @@ -3479,7 +3457,7 @@ 1 - 546 + 523 Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! 1 1 @@ -3487,104 +3465,104 @@ 1 - 547 + 524 Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! 1 1 - 548 + 525 They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! 1 1 1 - 549 + 526 Not my face! My beautiful face! 1 1 - 550 + 527 The PAIN! 1 1 - 551 + 528 Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! 1 1 - 552 + 529 Does it hurt to be dead? 1 1 - 553 + 530 And stay dead! This time! 1 1 - 554 + 531 You're dead... again. 1 1 - 555 + 532 Rest in pieces! 1 1 - 556 + 533 If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. 1 1 1 - 557 + 534 Stay down! 1 1 - 558 + 535 Get back where you came from! 1 1 - 559 + 536 Zed is dead. 1 1 1 - 560 + 537 Yeah! See ya! 1 1 - 561 + 538 Punish! 1 - 562 + 539 Bingo! 1 - 563 + 540 I think you'll enjoy this. 1 1 @@ -3592,32 +3570,32 @@ 1 - 564 + 541 I'll squash you like a bug! 1 1 - 565 + 542 Here comes Johnny! 1 1 - 566 + 543 Somebody call an ambulance! 1 1 - 567 + 544 My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! 1 1 1 - 568 + 545 Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! 1 1 @@ -3626,44 +3604,44 @@ 5 - 569 + 546 OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! 1 1 40 - 570 + 547 Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! 1 1 - 571 + 548 Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? 1 1 - 572 + 549 Look what you've made me do... 1 1 - 573 + 550 Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! 1 1 - 573 + 551 Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! 1 1 - 574 + 552 Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! 1 1 @@ -3672,26 +3650,26 @@ 5 - 575 + 553 Look who's come to the picnic! 1 1 1 - 576 + 554 You've got to be crazy to come here! 1 1 1 - 577 + 555 Now, you've got my attention! 1 - 578 + 556 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! 1 1 @@ -3700,7 +3678,7 @@ 5 - 579 + 557 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! 1 1 @@ -3709,7 +3687,7 @@ 5 - 580 + 558 Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... 1 1 @@ -3718,223 +3696,223 @@ 5 - 581 + 559 Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! 1 1 - 582 + 560 How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! 1 1 - 583 + 561 You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? 1 1 - 584 + 562 Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... 1 1 - 585 + 563 Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! 1 1 1 - 586 + 564 Is that your best? 1 - 587 + 565 It's official: YOU SUCK! 1 1 - 588 + 566 You cannot hurt me! 1 1 - 589 + 567 Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? 1 1 - 588 + 568 I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! 1 1 - 589 + 569 Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! 1 1 - 590 + 570 Are you trying to piss me off? 1 1 - 591 + 571 Do you want to hurt me on purpose? 1 - 592 + 572 Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! 1 1 1 - 593 + 573 I'm going to beat the crap out of you! 1 1 1 - 594 + 574 If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! 1 1 - 595 + 575 That's it, you're fucking dead! 1 1 - 596 + 576 I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! 1 1 1 - 597 + 577 Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! 1 30 - 598 + 578 God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. 1 1 - 599 + 579 The army... I should have known better! 1 1 - 600 + 580 Coming here... What was I thinking? 1 - + - 601 + 581 I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. 1 1 - 602 + 582 No weapons! No friends! No hope! 1 - 603 + 583 If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... 1 1 - 604 + 584 HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! 1 30 - 605 + 585 Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! 1 253 - 606 + 586 Gee, whales can fight? 1 253 - 607 + 587 Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! 1 253 - 608 + 588 This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! 1 253 - 609 + 589 How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! 1 253 - 610 + 590 Over here, you morons! 1 1 - 611 + 591 Go to hell, Hellar! 1 1 240 - 612 + 592 Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? 1 1 1 23 - - 613 + + 593 It must be this time of the month! 1 1 1 23 - - 614 + + 594 Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! 1 1 @@ -3942,58 +3920,58 @@ 23 - 615 + 595 Look guys, I've found fossils! 1 183 - 616 + 596 Look guys, I've found fossils! 1 226 - 617 + 597 Look guys, I've found fossils! 1 250 - 618 + 598 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! 1 183 - 619 + 599 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! 1 226 - 620 + 600 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! 1 250 - 621 + 601 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? 1 - 622 + 602 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? 1 - 623 + 603 Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! 1 - 624 + 604 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! 1 1 @@ -4001,7 +3979,7 @@ 1 - 625 + 605 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! 1 1 @@ -4009,25 +3987,25 @@ 1 - 626 + 606 OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! 1 1 - 627 + 607 Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. 1 1 - 628 + 608 Trust me. I'm a professional! 1 1 - 629 + 609 You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... 1 1 @@ -4035,14 +4013,14 @@ 14 - 630 + 610 Nice boobs! Are these real? 1 1 14 - 631 + 611 You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? 1 1 @@ -4050,7 +4028,7 @@ 14 - 632 + 612 Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. 1 1 @@ -4059,111 +4037,111 @@ 50 - 633 + 613 Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! 1 1 1 - 634 + 614 You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! 1 50 - 635 + 615 I see you and now I can see through you! 1 - 636 + 616 Little enemies... little wounds! 1 1 - 637 + 617 I really hate needless violence. 1 1 - 638 + 618 Wow, you're even dumber than you look. 1 1 - 639 + 619 You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! 1 1 8 - 640 + 620 Were your parents siblings? 1 1 1 - 641 + 621 Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? 1 1 1 - 642 + 622 I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! 1 1 - 643 + 623 Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? 1 1 - 643 + 624 Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! 1 1 1 - 644 + 625 Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! 1 1 1 - 645 + 626 Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! 1 1 1 - 646 + 627 Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? 1 1 1 - 647 + 628 As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? 1 1 1 - 648 + 629 You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! 1 1 @@ -4171,7 +4149,7 @@ - 649 + 630 Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! 1 1 @@ -4180,29 +4158,29 @@ 14 - 650 + 631 You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! 1 - 1 + 1 14 - 651 + 632 Guys, don't shoot the cushions! 1 - 1 + 1 14 - 652 + 633 It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! 1 1 - 1 + 1 29 - 653 + 634 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? 1 1 @@ -4211,7 +4189,7 @@ 5 - 654 + 635 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? 1 1 @@ -4220,100 +4198,100 @@ 5 - 655 + 636 Are you tryin' to make me look good? 1 1 - 656 + 637 Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! 1 1 - 657 + 638 Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! 1 1 - 658 + 639 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? 1 1 1 - 659 + 640 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? 1 1 1 - 660 + 641 Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? 1 1 1 - 661 + 642 Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? 1 1 1 - 662 + 643 Idiots! Idiots everywhere! 1 1 - 663 + 644 You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. 1 1 - 664 + 645 I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. 1 1 - - 665 + + 646 How's that karma tasting? Not so good? 1 1 - 666 + 647 Do you always take yourself so seriously? 1 1 - 667 + 648 Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. 1 1 - 668 + 649 Go bore someone else with your existence. 1 1 - 669 + 650 When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! 1 - 670 + 651 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? 1 1 @@ -4321,7 +4299,7 @@ 4 - 671 + 652 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? 1 1 @@ -4329,7 +4307,7 @@ 4 - 672 + 653 Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! 1 1 @@ -4337,163 +4315,163 @@ 1 - 673 + 654 Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! 1 1 - 674 + 655 Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! 1 35 - 675 + 656 I'm scared to death! 1 30 - 676 + 657 Gee, that gave me goose bumps! 1 35 - 677 + 658 Speak of the devil! 1 35 - 678 + 659 Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! 1 1 - 679 + 660 OK, that was the last straw! 1 - 680 + 661 If I throw a stick, will you go away? 1 1 35 - 681 + 662 How can I miss you if you won't go away? 1 1 35 - 682 + 663 Hold my beer and watch this! 1 1 1 - 683 + 664 Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! 1 1 1 - 684 + 665 Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! 1 1 1 - 685 + 666 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? 1 1 1 - + - 686 + 667 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? 1 1 2 - 687 + 668 I thought your purpose was to die! 1 1 - 688 + 669 Hey, dickless! Over here! 1 1 1 - 689 + 670 Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? 1 1 - 690 + 671 Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! 1 1 1 5 - - 691 + + 672 Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? 1 1 183 - 692 + 673 Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? 1 1 19 - 693 + 674 Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? 1 1 - 694 + 675 Did your parents have any children that lived? 1 1 - 695 + 676 You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! 1 1 40 - 696 + 677 Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. 1 1 - 697 + 678 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! 1 1 @@ -4501,7 +4479,7 @@ 1 - 698 + 679 If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! 1 1 @@ -4509,186 +4487,731 @@ 1 - 699 + 680 That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! 1 1 1 - 700 + 681 What? Hello? I can't hear anything! 1 - 701 + 682 Argh! My ears are bleeding! 1 - 702 + 683 What's this ringing? 1 - 703 + 684 Huh? It's all silent... 1 - 704 + 685 Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? 1 - 705 + 686 Fuck, my eyeballs! 1 - 706 + 687 I can't see shit! 1 - 707 + 688 Who turned off the light?! 1 - 708 + 689 Oh, my eyes! 1 - 709 + 690 Oh God, I'm blind! 1 - 710 + 691 Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! 1 1 1 - 711 + 692 Somebody help me! I can't see! 1 - 712 + 693 You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! 1 1 - 713 + 694 My eyes are on fire! 1 - 714 + 695 Cover me, I'm reloading! 1 - 715 + 696 + I'm out, reloading! + 1 + + + 697 I'm out, reloading! 1 - 716 - I'm out, reloading! - 1 - - - 717 + 698 Gotta reload! 1 - 718 + 699 Reloading! 1 - 719 + 700 I'm all out! 1 - 720 + 701 I'm running dry over here! 1 - 721 + 702 Need more ammo! 1 - 722 + 703 I'm out of bullets! 1 - 723 + 704 I'm leaking! 1 - 724 + 705 I'm bleeding! 1 - 725 + 706 Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! 1 1 - 726 + 707 Mmmm... blood. 1 1 - 727 + 708 I need medical attention! 1 1 - 728 + 709 I'm spilling blood! 1 - 729 + 710 I... can't... catch a breath... 1 - 730 + 711 My... lungs... 1 - 731 + 712 Gas! Oh... 1 - 732 + 713 I can't breath! 1 - 733 + 714 It burns! 1 + + 715 + Don't worry, I'll send you some! + 13 + 4 + + + 716 + I'll show you! + 14 + 1 + 4 + + + 717 + You'll wish you wouldn't ask! + 14 + 1 + 4 + + + 718 + You got it wrong, let me educate you! + 14 + 1 + 4 + + + 719 + Was that a rhetorical question? + 14 + 1 + 1 + 4 + + + 720 + Now whose fault is it, if your cocksucker boss buys second hand guns? + 19 + 1 + 4 + + + 721 + And soon so will be you! + 19 + 4 + + + 722 + The only thing layin' low here, is you bitch! + 20 + 1 + 1 + 4 + + + 723 + Yeah right, that's why you're sweating! + 21 + 4 + + + 724 + Guess again! That wasn't your horoscope! + 22 + 4 + + + 725 + Advice for today: avoid long travels, new relationships and BULLETS! + 22 + 1 + 4 + + + 726 + Mine said I will kill a lot of people today! I hope it will come true too! + 22 + 1 + 4 + + + 727 + Do people seriously believe in these things? Pathetic. + 22 + 1 + 4 + + + 728 + Tough? I could make that shot with eyes closed. + 23 + 1 + 1 + 4 + + + 729 + And that's just the beginning! + 24 + 1 + 4 + + + 730 + He loves you no more! + 24 + 4 + + + 731 + OK, this one's out. Next! + 26 + 4 + + + 732 + You'll be sorry for saying that! + 26 + 1 + 4 + + + 733 + Well, now we can play hide and seek! + 56 + 4 + + + 734 + You're right! It's the whole company here! + 59 + 1 + 4 + + + 735 + No, loser! You should have used the plural! Guys, lot's of guys! + 0 + 1 + 13 + + + 736 + Will see about that... + 1 + 13 + + + 737 + No, it doesn't, but don't worry, we'll be gentle! + 2 + 13 + + + 738 + Nice grammar, asshole! + 2 + 1 + 13 + + + 739 + Need supplies, wacko? + 13 + 13 + + + 740 + Here, I'll give you some! + 13 + 1 + 13 + + + 741 + No, you just suck, that's it! No air involved! + 14 + 13 + + + 742 + Never got this - why bring a knife to a gun fight? + 15 + 1 + 13 + + + 743 + Funny indeed, we had so much fun with him as a target practice! + 16 + 13 + + + 744 + I know some jokes too. For example: you're a joke! + 16 + 1 + 13 + + + 745 + Hey man, the gun isn't stupid, you are! + 19 + 13 + + + 746 + Suits you fine, huh? + 19 + 1 + 13 + + + 747 + Relax! Why make such a fuss? + 20 + 1 + 13 + + + 748 + The only thing you're gonna get is your butt kicked! + 21 + 1 + 13 + + + 749 + Oh yeah? Wait for the next one! + 22 + 13 + + + 750 + It was just a warning shot! + 22 + 1 + 13 + + + 751 + I'll scratch you to death! + 24 + 1 + 13 + + + 752 + That's not a scratch. It's a fucking canyon! + 24 + 13 + + + 753 + No. You need to die! + 26 + 1 + 13 + + + 754 + I'll dig you one too with it! + 27 + 13 + + + 755 + Kiss my ass! + 62 + 1 + 13 + + + 756 + Fireball? What the fuck do you think this is? Street Fighter Alpha 3? + 56 + 13 + + + 757 + It's OK, I'm here. Follow my voice! + 56 + 13 + + + 758 + That's what she said! + 0 + 14 + 1 + + + 759 + Please, let it be a close encounter of the sexy kind! + 0 + 1 + 14 + 1 + + + 760 + We are here, we are queer... fuck, that sounded wrong! + 1 + 1 + 14 + 1 + + + 761 + We are here, we are queer... wait, that came out wrong... oops, this too! + 1 + 1 + 14 + 1 + + + 762 + I'm ready any time you are! + 1 + 14 + 1 + + + 763 + Why not? Have you never had a threesome? + 2 + 1 + 14 + 1 + + + 764 + Now, now, you're hurting our feelings! + 2 + 14 + 1 + + + 765 + Come on, there's always a room to try something new! + 2 + 1 + 14 + 1 + + + 766 + Don't worry, it will be just a "gun bang"! + 2 + 1 + 14 + 1 + + + 767 + Guys, she just needs a loaded gun! + 13 + 14 + 1 + + + 768 + Come over here, I'll give you some. + 13 + 14 + 1 + + + 769 + Is that how it's called these days? + 13 + 1 + 14 + 1 + + + 770 + I bet that's what you've said the first time too! + 14 + 1 + 14 + 1 + + + 771 + What did you just say? Wolf? We've got plenty of them... + 15 + 14 + + + 772 + Oh, now I'm getting jelous. + 15 + 14 + 1 + + + 773 + I can help you to deal with the grief, if you want! + 15 + 14 + 1 + + + 774 + We've got plenty of bears too... Hans, come over here! + 17 + 14 + + + 775 + Where? Where? + 19 + 14 + 1 + + + 776 + Maybe I could help you with that? + 19 + 14 + 1 + + + 777 + You need to empty the chamber... + 19 + 1 + 14 + 1 + + + 778 + But that's nothing new for you, eh? + 20 + 1 + 14 + + + 779 + Damn, that doesn't even deserve a witty response! + 20 + 1 + 14 + 1 + + + 780 + Are you even listening what you're saying? + 20 + 1 + 14 + + + 781 + Oh, I'll give you one! Just you wait! + 21 + 1 + 14 + 1 + + + 782 + You should consider changing your masseur. I volunteer! + 21 + 1 + 14 + 1 + + + 783 + Yeah, I bet you did. God. + 21 + 14 + 1 + + + 784 + Oooh. Not today! + 24 + 14 + 1 + + + 785 + No! + 26 + 1 + 14 + 1 + + + 786 + Anything for you, princess. + 26 + 1 + 14 + 1 + + + 787 + I work this way on women. + 26 + 1 + 14 + 1 + + + 788 + Are you doing this on purpose? + 27 + 1 + 14 + + + 789 + Pffft. + 51 + 14 + 1 + + + 790 + Pffft. + 53 + 14 + 1 + + + 791 + I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that. + 1 + 53 + 13 + + + 792 + Hold on! I'll just drop my clothes, get my rescue tube and I'm coming to save you! + 77 + 1 + 13 + 1 + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts.xml index 02c07f298..048bf2f8f 100644 --- a/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1,4676 +1,5217 @@ - 0 - Taunt! (320 letters) - - - - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 + 0 + Taunt! (320 letters) + + + + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 - 0 - 0 + 0 + 0 - - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - - 0 - 0 - - 0 - 0 + + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + + 0 + 0 + + 0 + 0 - - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - - - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 + + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + + + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 - 0 - 0 - - 0 + 0 + 0 + + 0 - - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - - - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 + + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + + + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 - - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - - - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - - - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - - - - 0 - 0 - 0 - - 0 - 0 - 0 + + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + + + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + + + 0 + + + + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 - - - - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 + + + + 0 + 0 + 0 + + 0 + 0 + 0 - - 0 - 0 - 0 - - 0 - - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 + + 0 + 0 + 0 + + 0 + + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 - - 0 - 0 + + 0 + 0 - - 0 - 0 + + 0 + 0 - - - 0 + + + 0 - - - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 + + + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 - - 0 - - - 0 - + + 0 + + + 0 + - 1 - Sucker! - 1 + 1 + Sucker! + 1 - 2 - Suck on this! - 1 + 2 + Suck on this! + 1 - 3 - Say hello to my lil' friend! - 1 - 1 + 3 + Say hello to my lil' friend! + 1 + 1 - 4 - Come get some! - 1 + 4 + Come get some! + 1 - 5 - You're mine! - 1 + 5 + You're mine! + 1 - 6 - Die! - 1 + 6 + Die! + 1 - 7 - You scared, motherfucker? - 1 - 1 - 1 + 7 + You scared, motherfucker? + 1 + 1 + 1 - 8 - This gonna hurt! - 1 - 1 + 8 + This gonna hurt! + 1 + 1 - 9 - Eat shit and die! - 1 + 9 + Eat shit and die! + 1 - 10 - Send me a postcard from HELL! - 1 - 1 + 10 + Send me a postcard from HELL! + 1 + 1 - 11 - Come to daddy! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 11 + Come to daddy! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 12 - Come to momma! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 12 + Come to momma! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 13 - I'll chop your balls off! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 13 + I'll chop your balls off! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 14 - You'll be six feet under in no time! - 1 + 14 + You'll be six feet under in no time! + 1 - 15 - Gonna send ya home in a pine box, loser! - 1 + 15 + Gonna send ya home in a pine box, loser! + 1 - 16 - Hey, wanna play? - 1 - 1 + 16 + Hey, wanna play? + 1 + 1 - 17 - Hey, gimme that! - 1 + 17 + Hey, gimme that! + 1 - 18 - Nice toy! - 1 + 18 + Nice toy! + 1 - 19 - You should have stayed home, bitch! - 1 - 1 + 19 + You should have stayed home, bitch! + 1 + 1 - 20 - You should have stayed home, fucker! - 1 - 1 + 20 + You should have stayed home, fucker! + 1 + 1 - 21 - Die, vermin! - 1 + 21 + Die, vermin! + 1 - 22 - Feeling scared? - 1 + 22 + Feeling scared? + 1 - 23 - Dance for me! - 1 + 23 + Dance for me! + 1 - 24 - How fun! - 1 - 1 + 24 + How fun! + 1 + 1 - 25 - Dakka-dakka-dakka! - 1 - 1 + 25 + Dakka-dakka-dakka! + 1 + 1 - 26 - Guns don't kill people, I do! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 26 + Guns don't kill people, I do! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 27 - I'm the best! - 1 - 1 + 27 + I'm the best! + 1 + 1 - 28 - Kneel before me, loser! - 1 + 28 + Kneel before me, loser! + 1 - 29 - Come on! I don't got all day! - 1 - 1 + 29 + Come on! I don't got all day! + 1 + 1 - 30 - Eat lead! - 1 + 30 + Eat lead! + 1 - 31 - I'm better than you! - 1 - 1 + 31 + I'm better than you! + 1 + 1 - 32 - You fucked with the wrong man! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + 32 + You fucked with the wrong man! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 - 33 - You fucked with the wrong woman! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + 33 + You fucked with the wrong woman! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 - 34 - Stop wasting my time! - 1 - 1 + 34 + Stop wasting my time! + 1 + 1 - 35 - You deserve it! - 1 - 1 + 35 + You deserve it! + 1 + 1 - 36 - Yeah! - 1 + 36 + Yeah! + 1 - 37 - That's right! - 1 + 37 + That's right! + 1 - 38 - You're dead. - 1 + 38 + You're dead. + 1 - 39 - How ya like it? - 1 + 39 + How ya like it? + 1 - 40 - You had it coming! - 1 + 40 + You had it coming! + 1 - 41 - Why, hello there! - 1 - 1 + 41 + Why, hello there! + 1 + 1 - 42 - Say "cheese"! - 1 - 1 + 42 + Say "cheese"! + 1 + 1 - 43 - Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! - 1 - 1 + 43 + Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! + 1 + 1 - 44 - Could you just please die? - 1 - 1 + 44 + Could you just please die? + 1 + 1 - 45 - Garbage day! - 1 - 1 + 45 + Garbage day! + 1 + 1 - 46 - Barbecue time! - 1 + 46 + Barbecue time! + 1 - 47 - Suck it down! - 1 + 47 + Suck it down! + 1 - 48 - Bam! - 1 + 48 + Bam! + 1 - 49 - Kaboom! - 1 + 49 + Kaboom! + 1 - 50 - Dodge this! - 1 + 50 + Dodge this! + 1 - 51 - I like it! - 1 + 51 + I like it! + 1 - 52 - Hahaha! - 1 + 52 + Hahaha! + 1 - 53 - Die in fire, bitch! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 53 + Die in fire, bitch! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 54 - Die in fire, son of a bitch! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 54 + Die in fire, son of a bitch! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 55 - Say your prayers! - 1 + 55 + Say your prayers! + 1 - 56 - Hell yeah! - 1 + 56 + Hell yeah! + 1 - 57 - There's no kill like overkill! - 1 + 57 + There's no kill like overkill! + 1 - 58 - My gun's bigger than yours! - 1 + 58 + My gun's bigger than yours! + 1 - 59 - I got a present for ya! - 1 + 59 + I got a present for ya! + 1 - 60 - Watch and learn. - 1 - 1 + 60 + Watch and learn. + 1 + 1 - 61 - Special delivery! - 1 + 61 + Special delivery! + 1 - 62 - You should see your face now! - 1 - 1 + 62 + You should see your face now! + 1 + 1 - 63 - Didn't see THAT coming, ha? - 1 - 1 + 63 + Didn't see THAT coming, ha? + 1 + 1 - 64 - Check mate! - 1 - 1 + 64 + Check mate! + 1 + 1 - 65 - I always wanted to do this. - 1 - 1 + 65 + I always wanted to do this. + 1 + 1 - 66 - Peace through power! - 1 - 1 + 66 + Peace through power! + 1 + 1 - 67 - This job ain't that bad. - 1 - 1 + 67 + This job ain't that bad. + 1 + 1 - 68 - Now I remember why I joined army! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 68 + Now I remember why I joined army! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 69 - Ooh, somebody stop me! - 1 - 1 + 69 + Ooh, somebody stop me! + 1 + 1 - 70 - You're welcome! - 1 - 1 + 70 + You're welcome! + 1 + 1 - 71 - There goes the neighborhood! - 1 - 1 + 71 + There goes the neighborhood! + 1 + 1 - 72 - Denied! - 1 - 1 + 72 + Denied! + 1 + 1 - 73 - Gonna scalp ya, sucker! - 1 + 73 + Gonna scalp ya, sucker! + 1 - 74 - Come to papa. - 1 - 1 + 74 + Come to papa. + 1 + 1 - 75 - Show me your guts! - 1 + 75 + Show me your guts! + 1 - 76 - I'll rip you to pieces! - 1 - 1 + 76 + I'll rip you to pieces! + 1 + 1 - 77 - Motherfucker! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 77 + Motherfucker! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 78 - I can smell your fear! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 78 + I can smell your fear! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 79 - I'll bash your skull in! - 1 - 1 + 79 + I'll bash your skull in! + 1 + 1 - 80 - I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! - 1 + 80 + I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! + 1 - 81 - Chaaarge! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 81 + Chaaarge! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 82 - Guns are for pussies! - 1 - 1 + 82 + Guns are for pussies! + 1 + 1 - 83 - Your ass is mine! - 1 - 1 + 83 + Your ass is mine! + 1 + 1 - 84 - I'll rip you fucking legs out of your ass! - 1 - 1 + 84 + I'll rip you fucking legs out of your ass! + 1 + 1 - 85 - Welcome to world of pain. I'll be your guide! - 1 - 1 + 85 + Welcome to world of pain. I'll be your guide! + 1 + 1 - 86 - I'll slice ya up like a mango! - 1 - 1 + 86 + I'll slice ya up like a mango! + 1 + 1 - 87 - Heads are gonna roll! - 1 + 87 + Heads are gonna roll! + 1 - 88 - Closing in! - 1 - 1 + 88 + Closing in! + 1 + 1 - 89 - Ready or not, here I come! - 1 - 1 + 89 + Ready or not, here I come! + 1 + 1 - 90 - It's time to get personal! - 1 - 1 + 90 + It's time to get personal! + 1 + 1 - 91 - Stop me if you can! - 1 - 1 + 91 + Stop me if you can! + 1 + 1 - 92 - You and me! No rules! Come on, coward! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 92 + You and me! No rules! Come on, coward! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 93 - You don't leave me a choice! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 93 + You don't leave me a choice! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 94 - I'll kill you! - 1 + 94 + I'll kill you! + 1 - 95 - Who needs guns anyway? - 1 - 1 + 95 + Who needs guns anyway? + 1 + 1 - 96 - I'll stab you until you say "ouch, I'm dead"! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 96 + I'll stab you until you say "ouch, I'm dead"! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 97 - How 'bout a facelift? - 1 - 1 + 97 + How 'bout a facelift? + 1 + 1 - 98 - It's Christmas! And you've been VERY naughty! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + 98 + It's Christmas! And you've been VERY naughty! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 - 99 - I warn you! I watched "Enter the Dragon" TWICE! - 1 - 1 + 99 + I warn you! I watched "Enter the Dragon" TWICE! + 1 + 1 - 100 - Hugs! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 100 + Hugs! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 101 - I promise it won't hurt... much. - 1 - 1 - 1 + 101 + I promise it won't hurt... much. + 1 + 1 + 1 - 102 - Tag! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 102 + Tag! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 103 - Shit, I can't believe I'm doing this! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 103 + Shit, I can't believe I'm doing this! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 104 - Catch! - 1 - 1 + 104 + Catch! + 1 + 1 - 105 - Here ya go! - 1 - 1 + 105 + Here ya go! + 1 + 1 - 106 - Pop goes the weasel. - 1 - 1 + 106 + Pop goes the weasel. + 1 + 1 - 107 - This one's for you. - 1 - 1 + 107 + This one's for you. + 1 + 1 - 108 - Muahaha! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 108 + Muahaha! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 109 - Catch this, swine! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 109 + Catch this, swine! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 110 - Choke on this! - 1 + 110 + Choke on this! + 1 - 111 - Snack on that! - 1 - 1 + 111 + Snack on that! + 1 + 1 - 112 - How 'bout some acupuncture? - 1 - 1 + 112 + How 'bout some acupuncture? + 1 + 1 - 113 - Bullseye! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + 113 + Bullseye! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 - 114 - Here's a token of my gratitude! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 114 + Here's a token of my gratitude! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 115 - Do you like shiny things? - 1 - 1 + 115 + Do you like shiny things? + 1 + 1 - 116 - Here, keep it! - 1 - 1 + 116 + Here, keep it! + 1 + 1 - 117 - No returns! - 1 - 1 + 117 + No returns! + 1 + 1 - 118 - Incoming! - 1 - 1 + 118 + Incoming! + 1 + 1 - 119 - Take cover! - 1 - 1 + 119 + Take cover! + 1 + 1 - 120 - Grenade! - 1 - 1 + 120 + Grenade! + 1 + 1 - 121 - Have more where it came from! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 121 + Have more where it came from! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 122 - Fire in the hole! - 1 - 1 + 122 + Fire in the hole! + 1 + 1 - 123 - Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! - 1 + 123 + Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! + 1 - 124 - Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. - 1 + 124 + Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. + 1 - 125 - Can someone check out these noises? - 1 - 1 + 125 + Can someone check out these noises? + 1 + 1 - 126 - Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. - 1 - 1 + 126 + Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. + 1 + 1 - 127 - Let me guess, another false alarm. - 1 - 1 + 127 + Let me guess, another false alarm. + 1 + 1 - 128 - They're here! - 1 + 128 + They're here! + 1 - 129 - Now the fun can start! - 1 - 1 + 129 + Now the fun can start! + 1 + 1 - 130 - I've waited for this looong time. - 1 - 1 + 130 + I've waited for this looong time. + 1 + 1 - 131 - Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! - 1 - 1 + 131 + Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! + 1 + 1 - 132 - They have no idea what they are in for... - 1 - 1 + 132 + They have no idea what they are in for... + 1 + 1 - 133 - Everyone get ready! - 1 - 1 + 133 + Everyone get ready! + 1 + 1 - 134 - Killing time! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 134 + Killing time! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 135 - I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! - 1 - 1 + 135 + I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! + 1 + 1 - 136 - Finally! Some carnage! - 1 - 1 + 136 + Finally! Some carnage! + 1 + 1 - 137 - Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! - 1 - 1 + 137 + Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! + 1 + 1 - 138 - Finally, my training will pay off. - 1 - 1 + 138 + Finally, my training will pay off. + 1 + 1 - 139 - Everybody, wake up! - 1 - 1 + 139 + Everybody, wake up! + 1 + 1 - 140 - Time to earn my paycheck... - 1 - 1 + 140 + Time to earn my paycheck... + 1 + 1 - 141 - Now I'll be able to prove myself. - 1 - 1 + 141 + Now I'll be able to prove myself. + 1 + 1 - 142 - We have tactical advantage! - 1 - 1 + 142 + We have tactical advantage! + 1 + 1 - 143 - Maybe I'll get a medal! - 1 - 1 + 143 + Maybe I'll get a medal! + 1 + 1 - 144 - We're under attack! - 1 - 1 + 144 + We're under attack! + 1 + 1 - 145 - Oh, ain't that just great? - 1 - 1 + 145 + Oh, ain't that just great? + 1 + 1 - 146 - Can't guy get a nap around here? - 1 - 1 + 146 + Can't guy get a nap around here? + 1 + 1 - 147 - Enemy attack. That's something new. - 1 - 1 + 147 + Enemy attack. That's something new. + 1 + 1 - 148 - Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. - 1 - 1 + 148 + Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. + 1 + 1 - 149 - I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. - 1 - 1 + 149 + I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. + 1 + 1 - 150 - Fantastic. - 1 - 1 + 150 + Fantastic. + 1 + 1 - 151 - "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. - 1 - 1 + 151 + "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. + 1 + 1 - 152 - Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! - 1 - 1 + 152 + Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! + 1 + 1 - 153 - Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. - 1 - 1 + 153 + Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. + 1 + 1 - 154 - Take positions! - 1 - 1 + 154 + Take positions! + 1 + 1 - 155 - I hoped this would never happen... - 1 - 1 + 155 + I hoped this would never happen... + 1 + 1 - 156 - Fire at will! - 1 - 1 + 156 + Fire at will! + 1 + 1 - 157 - It was bound to happen eventually. - 1 - 1 + 157 + It was bound to happen eventually. + 1 + 1 - 158 - I heard that! - 1 + 158 + I heard that! + 1 - 159 - Who's there? - 1 + 159 + Who's there? + 1 - 160 - What was that? - 1 + 160 + What was that? + 1 - 161 - Hey! What the... - 1 + 161 + Hey! What the... + 1 - 162 - Show yourself! - 1 + 162 + Show yourself! + 1 - 163 - I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! - 1 - 1 + 163 + I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! + 1 + 1 - 164 - What the hell was that? - 1 + 164 + What the hell was that? + 1 - 165 - I'm not deaf, you know? - 1 - 1 + 165 + I'm not deaf, you know? + 1 + 1 - 166 - Hey! - 1 + 166 + Hey! + 1 - 167 - Come out, coward! - 1 - 1 + 167 + Come out, coward! + 1 + 1 - 168 - Hey! Who's making all that racket? - 1 - 1 + 168 + Hey! Who's making all that racket? + 1 + 1 - 169 - Just show yourself, wherever you are! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 169 + Just show yourself, wherever you are! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 170 - Hey! I've heard something suspicious! - 1 + 170 + Hey! I've heard something suspicious! + 1 - 171 - Anybody there? - 1 + 171 + Anybody there? + 1 - 172 - Shoulda check it out. - 1 - 1 + 172 + Shoulda check it out. + 1 + 1 - 173 - Is someone being clever? - 1 - 1 - 1 + 173 + Is someone being clever? + 1 + 1 + 1 - 174 - Strange noises... - 1 + 174 + Strange noises... + 1 - 175 - Can someone else check it out, please? - 1 - 1 + 175 + Can someone else check it out, please? + 1 + 1 - 176 - It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! - 1 - 1 + 176 + It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! + 1 + 1 - 177 - Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. - 1 - 1 + 177 + Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. + 1 + 1 - 178 - Da'ffff...! - 1 + 178 + Da'ffff...! + 1 - 179 - Big mistake! - 1 + 179 + Big mistake! + 1 - 180 - Holy crap! - 1 + 180 + Holy crap! + 1 - 181 - Enemy! - 1 - 1 + 181 + Enemy! + 1 + 1 - 182 - Enemy!!! - 1 - 1 + 182 + Enemy!!! + 1 + 1 - 183 - Alert! Alert! - 1 + 183 + Alert! Alert! + 1 - 184 - There is one! - 1 - 1 + 184 + There is one! + 1 + 1 - 185 - Intruders! - 1 - 1 + 185 + Intruders! + 1 + 1 - 186 - We've got company! - 1 + 186 + We've got company! + 1 - 187 - Prepare to suffer! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + 187 + Prepare to suffer! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 - 188 - Holy shit! - 1 + 188 + Holy shit! + 1 - 189 - Oh, hi. - 1 - 1 + 189 + Oh, hi. + 1 + 1 - 190 - I spy with my little eye! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 190 + I spy with my little eye! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 191 - I have a sigthing! - 1 - 1 + 191 + I have a sigthing! + 1 + 1 - 192 - Enemy forces! - 1 + 192 + Enemy forces! + 1 - 193 - Enemy detected! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 193 + Enemy detected! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 194 - Enemy over here! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 194 + Enemy over here! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 195 - We're in some real shit... - 1 + 195 + We're in some real shit... + 1 - 196 - It was all part of my plan! - 1 - 1 + 196 + It was all part of my plan! + 1 + 1 - 197 - I've had enough! - 1 + 197 + I've had enough! + 1 - 198 - Oh my God! - 1 + 198 + Oh my God! + 1 - 199 - They ain't paying us enough for this shit... - 1 - 1 - 1 + 199 + They ain't paying us enough for this shit... + 1 + 1 + 1 - 200 - When did things go so wrong? - 1 - 1 - 1 + 200 + When did things go so wrong? + 1 + 1 + 1 - 201 - I'll be back! With friends! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 201 + I'll be back! With friends! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 202 - You'll pay for that... the other day! - 1 - 1 + 202 + You'll pay for that... the other day! + 1 + 1 - 203 - You're not playing fair! - 1 - 1 + 203 + You're not playing fair! + 1 + 1 - 204 - Don't think you I will forgive ya! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 204 + Don't think you I will forgive ya! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 205 - Mommy! - 1 + 205 + Mommy! + 1 - 206 - I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! - 1 - 1 + 206 + I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! + 1 + 1 - 207 - I'll leave you alive... for now. - 1 - 1 - 1 + 207 + I'll leave you alive... for now. + 1 + 1 + 1 - 208 - Enough is enough! - 1 - 1 + 208 + Enough is enough! + 1 + 1 - 209 - Screw this! I'm outta here! - 1 - 1 + 209 + Screw this! I'm outta here! + 1 + 1 - 210 - Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 210 + Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 211 - Tactical retreat! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 211 + Tactical retreat! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 212 - I've seen enough. - 1 - 1 - 1 + 212 + I've seen enough. + 1 + 1 + 1 - 213 - Nope, nope, nope. - 1 - 1 + 213 + Nope, nope, nope. + 1 + 1 - 214 - Run to the hills! - 1 - 1 + 214 + Run to the hills! + 1 + 1 - 215 - Let's call it a draw. - 1 - 1 + 215 + Let's call it a draw. + 1 + 1 - 216 - They said "join the army". Not for this shit! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + 216 + They said "join the army". Not for this shit! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 - 217 - I regret nothing! - 1 - 1 + 217 + I regret nothing! + 1 + 1 - 218 - Game over, man! - 1 - 1 + 218 + Game over, man! + 1 + 1 - 219 - Let's be friends! - 1 - 1 + 219 + Let's be friends! + 1 + 1 - 220 - Party's over! - 1 - 1 + 220 + Party's over! + 1 + 1 - 221 - Violence is not an answer! - 1 - 1 + 221 + Violence is not an answer! + 1 + 1 - 222 - I'm too beautiful to die! - 1 - 1 + 222 + I'm too beautiful to die! + 1 + 1 - 223 - Screw you guys, I'm going home! - 1 - 1 + 223 + Screw you guys, I'm going home! + 1 + 1 - 224 - Make love, not war! - 1 - 1 + 224 + Make love, not war! + 1 + 1 - 225 - I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! - 1 - 1 + 225 + I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! + 1 + 1 - 226 - Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! - 1 - 1 + 226 + Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! + 1 + 1 - 227 - Aaaggh! - 1 + 227 + Aaaggh! + 1 - 228 - I see red... - 1 - 40 + 228 + I see red... + 1 + 40 - 229 - Damn, I'm barely conscious. - 1 - 40 + 229 + Damn, I'm barely conscious. + 1 + 40 - 230 - Ugh! - 1 + 230 + Ugh! + 1 - 231 - This... hurts! - 1 + 231 + This... hurts! + 1 - 232 - You will regret... uhh... this. - 1 + 232 + You will regret... uhh... this. + 1 - 233 - Crap! - 1 - 1 + 233 + Crap! + 1 + 1 - 234 - What the...! - 1 + 234 + What the...! + 1 - 235 - Ouch! - 1 + 235 + Ouch! + 1 - 236 - You fuck! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 236 + You fuck! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 237 - Oh, you piece of shit! - 1 - 1 + 237 + Oh, you piece of shit! + 1 + 1 - 238 - Fuck, you'll pay for that! - 1 - 1 + 238 + Fuck, you'll pay for that! + 1 + 1 - 239 - You fucked with the wrong guy! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 239 + You fucked with the wrong guy! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 240 - Now you have... pissed me off. - 1 - 1 + 240 + Now you have... pissed me off. + 1 + 1 - 241 - It was nothing! - 1 - 1 + 241 + It was nothing! + 1 + 1 - 242 - I'm still here! - 1 - 1 + 242 + I'm still here! + 1 + 1 - 243 - Didn't feel a thing! - 1 - 1 + 243 + Didn't feel a thing! + 1 + 1 - 244 - Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! - 1 - 1 + 244 + Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! + 1 + 1 - 245 - Pain is just an illusion! - 1 - 1 + 245 + Pain is just an illusion! + 1 + 1 - 246 - Who do you think you are? - 1 - 1 + 246 + Who do you think you are? + 1 + 1 - 247 - Oh, come on! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 247 + Oh, come on! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 248 - Why me?! - 1 - 1 + 248 + Why me?! + 1 + 1 - 249 - This hurts you more then it hurts me. - 1 - 1 - 1 + 249 + This hurts you more then it hurts me. + 1 + 1 + 1 - 250 - I'm allergic to pain! - 1 - 1 + 250 + I'm allergic to pain! + 1 + 1 - 251 - Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! - 1 - 57 + 251 + Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! + 1 + 57 - 252 - I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! - 1 - 1 - 57 + 252 + I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! + 1 + 1 + 57 - 253 - Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! - 1 - 1 - 16 + 253 + Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! + 1 + 1 + 16 - 254 - Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! - 1 - 1 - 167 + 254 + Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! + 1 + 1 + 167 - 255 - Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! - 1 - 1 - 167 + 255 + Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! + 1 + 1 + 167 - 256 - Much Dust, Many Bullets! - 1 - 1 - 167 + 256 + Much Dust, Many Bullets! + 1 + 1 + 167 - 257 - Get back on your Honda, and travel away! - 1 - 1 - 167 + 257 + Get back on your Honda, and travel away! + 1 + 1 + 167 - 258 - Forgive me, for I have sinned! - 1 - 1 - 247 + 258 + Forgive me, for I have sinned! + 1 + 1 + 247 - 259 - Where's your God now?! - 1 - 247 + 259 + Where's your God now?! + 1 + 247 - 260 - Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! - 1 - 247 + 260 + Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! + 1 + 247 - 261 - Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! - 1 - 187 + 261 + Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! + 1 + 187 - 262 - Now that's an easy target! - 1 - 253 + 262 + Now that's an easy target! + 1 + 253 - 263 - Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... - 1 - 253 + 263 + Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... + 1 + 253 - 264 - I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! - 1 - 1 + 264 + I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! + 1 + 1 - 265 - Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 4 + 265 + Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 4 - 266 - Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 4 + 266 + Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 4 - 267 - Who's that psycho chick? - 1 - 23 + 267 + Who's that psycho chick? + 1 + 23 - 268 - Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? - 1 - 187 + 268 + Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? + 1 + 187 - 269 - Marry me! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 4 + 269 + Marry me! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 4 - 270 - Pathetic! - 1 + 270 + Pathetic! + 1 - 271 - Try again, I dare ya. - 1 - 1 + 271 + Try again, I dare ya. + 1 + 1 - 272 - Don't make me go over there! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + 272 + Don't make me go over there! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 - 273 - You've just made a big mistake! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 273 + You've just made a big mistake! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 274 - I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! - 1 - 1 + 274 + I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! + 1 + 1 - 275 - You'll regret missing! - 1 - 1 + 275 + You'll regret missing! + 1 + 1 - 276 - Who were you shootin' at? - 1 + 276 + Who were you shootin' at? + 1 - 277 - Who learned you to shoot? - 1 - 1 + 277 + Who learned you to shoot? + 1 + 1 - 278 - You'll pay for that! - 1 - 1 + 278 + You'll pay for that! + 1 + 1 - 279 - Son of a bitch! - 1 - 1 + 279 + Son of a bitch! + 1 + 1 - 280 - You suck! - 1 + 280 + You suck! + 1 - 281 - Lame! - 1 + 281 + Lame! + 1 - 282 - Are you even trying? - 1 + 282 + Are you even trying? + 1 - 283 - Ha, you wish! - 1 + 283 + Ha, you wish! + 1 - 284 - Learn how to shoot, rookie! - 1 - 1 + 284 + Learn how to shoot, rookie! + 1 + 1 - 285 - In your dream! - 1 + 285 + In your dream! + 1 - 286 - I'm not impressed! - 1 + 286 + I'm not impressed! + 1 - 287 - That ain't gonna happen. - 1 + 287 + That ain't gonna happen. + 1 - 288 - Booooo! - 1 - 1 + 288 + Booooo! + 1 + 1 - 289 - Children shouldn't play with guns! - 1 - 1 + 289 + Children shouldn't play with guns! + 1 + 1 - 290 - Nice try! - 1 + 290 + Nice try! + 1 - 291 - My grandma's a better shot! - 1 - 1 + 291 + My grandma's a better shot! + 1 + 1 - 292 - That shot was bad and you should feel bad! - 1 - 1 + 292 + That shot was bad and you should feel bad! + 1 + 1 - 293 - Close enough. - 1 + 293 + Close enough. + 1 - 294 - Can't touch this! - 1 - 1 + 294 + Can't touch this! + 1 + 1 - 295 - Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. - 1 - 1 + 295 + Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. + 1 + 1 - 296 - Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + 296 + Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 - 297 - Was close. - 1 - 1 + 297 + Was close. + 1 + 1 - 298 - Try harder! - 1 + 298 + Try harder! + 1 - 299 - Whew! - 1 - 1 + 299 + Whew! + 1 + 1 - 300 - Hell no! - 1 + 300 + Hell no! + 1 - 301 - Maybe next time! - 1 - 1 + 301 + Maybe next time! + 1 + 1 - 302 - Not today! - 1 - 1 + 302 + Not today! + 1 + 1 - 303 - Close, but no cigar. - 1 - 1 + 303 + Close, but no cigar. + 1 + 1 - 304 - That woke me up. - 1 - 1 + 304 + That woke me up. + 1 + 1 - - 305 - You son of a bitch! - 1 - 1 + + 305 + You son of a bitch! + 1 + 1 - 306 - I will destroy you! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 306 + I will destroy you! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 307 - Dead or alive, you're coming with me. - 1 - 1 + 307 + Dead or alive, you're coming with me. + 1 + 1 - 308 - I kick ass for the queen! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + 308 + I kick ass for the queen! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 - 309 - I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + 309 + I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 - 322 - Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + 310 + Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 - 327 - Is that the best you can do? - 1 + 311 + Is that the best you can do? + 1 - 328 - Your life is over, asshole! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + 312 + Your life is over, asshole! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 - 329 - Very pretty, but can you fight? - 1 - 1 - 1 + 313 + Very pretty, but can you fight? + 1 + 1 + 1 - - 330 - Howdy, pardner! - 1 - 1 - 167 + + 314 + Howdy, pardner! + 1 + 1 + 167 - 331 - I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 315 + I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 332 - Viva la revolution! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 316 + Viva la revolution! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 333 - Keep a place in hell for your queen! - 1 - 1 + 317 + Keep a place in hell for your queen! + 1 + 1 - 334 - Your move, creep! - 1 - 1 + 318 + Your move, creep! + 1 + 1 - 335 - Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - 1 - 1 + 319 + Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... + 1 + 1 - - 336 - Shit, shit, shit... - 1 - 35 + + 320 + Shit, shit, shit... + 1 + 35 - 337 - We're all gonna die. - 1 - 35 + 321 + We're all gonna die. + 1 + 35 - 338 - God help me. - 1 - 35 + 322 + God help me. + 1 + 35 - 339 - We're in some real pretty shit now! - 1 - 35 + 323 + We're in some real pretty shit now! + 1 + 35 - 340 - It is no dream! This is really happening! - 1 - 35 + 324 + It is no dream! This is really happening! + 1 + 35 - 341 - Goddamnit. - 1 + 325 + Goddamnit. + 1 - 342 - I got a bad feeling on this one. - 1 - 1 + 326 + I got a bad feeling on this one. + 1 + 1 - 343 - It's a goddamn commando squad! - 1 - 35 + 327 + It's a goddamn commando squad! + 1 + 35 - 344 - Why this shit always happens to me!? - 1 - 35 + 328 + Why this shit always happens to me!? + 1 + 35 - 345 - I can't deal with this anymore - 1 - 1 + 329 + I can't deal with this anymore + 1 + 1 - 346 - What the hell am I going to do now? - 1 - 40 + 330 + What the hell am I going to do now? + 1 + 40 - 347 - I should get the hell out of here! - 1 + 331 + I should get the hell out of here! + 1 - 348 - Oh no, how could this happen? - 1 - 35 + 332 + Oh no, how could this happen? + 1 + 35 - 349 - I will not fight those bastards alone! - 1 + 333 + I will not fight those bastards alone! + 1 - 350 - Where is the goddamn cavalry? - 1 - 35 + 334 + Where is the goddamn cavalry? + 1 + 35 - 351 - I am outta here. - 1 + 335 + I am outta here. + 1 - 352 - Doctor is in! - 1 + 336 + Doctor is in! + 1 - 353 - Operation succesful! - 1 + 337 + Operation succesful! + 1 - 354 - I'll carve ya up like a chicken! - 1 + 338 + I'll carve ya up like a chicken! + 1 - 355 - Bleed for me! - 1 - 1 + 339 + Bleed for me! + 1 + 1 - 356 - I can't believe they're paying me for that! - 1 - 1 + 340 + I can't believe they're paying me for that! + 1 + 1 - 357 - You taste like chicken! - 1 - 1 + 341 + You taste like chicken! + 1 + 1 - 358 - You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! - 1 - 1 + 342 + You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! + 1 + 1 - 359 - Chop chop chop! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 343 + Chop chop chop! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 360 - Fresh meat! - 1 - 1 + 344 + Fresh meat! + 1 + 1 - 361 - I'll drink your blood! - 1 - 1 + 345 + I'll drink your blood! + 1 + 1 - 362 - I'll gut you like a fish! - 1 + 346 + I'll gut you like a fish! + 1 - 363 - Let's see what's inside this pinata! - 1 - 1 + 347 + Let's see what's inside this pinata! + 1 + 1 - 364 - When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! - 1 - 1 + 348 + When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! + 1 + 1 - 365 - You could use some shave! - 1 - 1 + 349 + You could use some shave! + 1 + 1 - 366 - Don't worry, it's disinfected! - 1 + 350 + Don't worry, it's disinfected! + 1 - 367 - Show me what you've got! - 1 - + 351 + Show me what you've got! + 1 + - 368 - Time for harakiri, asshole! - 1 + 352 + Time for harakiri, asshole! + 1 - 369 - Hey, you've got untied shoelace! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 353 + Hey, you've got untied shoelace! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 370 - There's a mustard on your shirt! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 354 + There's a mustard on your shirt! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 371 - Mmmmmincemeat! - 1 - 1 + 355 + Mmmmmincemeat! + 1 + 1 - 372 - Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! - 1 - 1 - 249 + 356 + Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! + 1 + 1 + 249 - 373 - I'll break your every single bone! - 1 + 357 + I'll break your every single bone! + 1 - 374 - Need a nose job? - 1 + 358 + Need a nose job? + 1 - 375 - Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + 359 + Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 - 376 - See? Girls can fight too! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 360 + See? Girls can fight too! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 377 - Girls power! - 1 - 1 - 1 + 361 + Girls power! + 1 + 1 + 1 - 378 - Aaand you're dead. - 1 + 362 + Aaand you're dead. + 1 - 379 - Next! - 1 + 363 + Next! + 1 - 380 - That's just a beginning, fuckers! - 1 - 1 + 364 + That's just a beginning, fuckers! + 1 + 1 - 381 - Time to loot a corpse, I guess. - 1 - 1 + 365 + Time to loot a corpse, I guess. + 1 + 1 - 382 - Nice job getting yourself killed. - 1 - 1 + 366 + Nice job getting yourself killed. + 1 + 1 - 383 - You OK? You look kinda... dead! - 1 - 1 + 367 + You OK? You look kinda... dead! + 1 + 1 - 384 - Another one to my collection. - 1 - 1 + 368 + Another one to my collection. + 1 + 1 - 385 - You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. - 1 - 1 + 369 + You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. + 1 + 1 - 386 - That door revolved one time too many... - 1 - 1 - 1 - 149 + 370 + That door revolved one time too many... + 1 + 1 + 1 + 149 - 387 - Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. - 1 - 1 - 149 + 371 + Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. + 1 + 1 + 149 - 388 - Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. - 1 - 1 - 1 - 149 + 372 + Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. + 1 + 1 + 1 + 149 - 389 - I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 70 + 373 + I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 70 - 390 - I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 70 + 374 + I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 70 - 391 - I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! - 1 - 1 - 57 + 375 + I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! + 1 + 1 + 57 - 392 - Pathetic. - 1 - 1 + 376 + Pathetic. + 1 + 1 - 393 - Amateur. - 1 - 1 + 377 + Amateur. + 1 + 1 - 394 - Let this be a lesson for all of you! - 1 - 1 + 378 + Let this be a lesson for all of you! + 1 + 1 - 395 - You asked for it. - 1 - 1 + 379 + You asked for it. + 1 + 1 - 396 - Your luck ran out. - 1 - 1 + 380 + Your luck ran out. + 1 + 1 - 397 - Time to pay the piper! - 1 - 1 + 381 + Time to pay the piper! + 1 + 1 - 398 - Someone, go check his pulse. - 1 - 1 - 1 + 382 + Someone, go check his pulse. + 1 + 1 + 1 - 399 - Someone, go check her pulse. - 1 - 1 - 1 + 383 + Someone, go check her pulse. + 1 + 1 + 1 - 400 - Adios! - 1 + 384 + Adios! + 1 - 401 - Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 14 + 385 + Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 14 - 402 - Serves you right, you slut! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 14 + 386 + Serves you right, you slut! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 14 - 403 - In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 5 + 387 + In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 5 - 404 - Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 4 + 388 + Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 4 - 405 - Goodnight sweet prince. - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 5 + 389 + Goodnight sweet prince. + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 5 - 406 - OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. - 1 - 1 - 1 + 390 + OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. + 1 + 1 + 1 - 407 - OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. - 1 - 1 - 1 + 391 + OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. + 1 + 1 + 1 - 408 - Diagnosis: negative! - 1 - 1 + 392 + Diagnosis: negative! + 1 + 1 - 409 - It didn't have end up like this.! - 1 - 1 + 393 + It didn't have end up like this.! + 1 + 1 - 410 - I think I'll skip a lunch today. - 1 - 1 + 394 + I think I'll skip a lunch today. + 1 + 1 - 411 - Hahaha! Fucking awesome! - 1 - 1 + 395 + Hahaha! Fucking awesome! + 1 + 1 - 412 - Fuck yeah! I love this job! - 1 - 1 + 396 + Fuck yeah! I love this job! + 1 + 1 - 413 - It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. - 1 - 1 + 397 + It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. + 1 + 1 - 414 - Boom, head shot! - 1 + 398 + Boom, head shot! + 1 - 415 - Wow! - 1 + 399 + Wow! + 1 - 416 - Mind blown! - 1 + 400 + Mind blown! + 1 - 417 - I wasn't even trying. - 1 - 1 + 401 + I wasn't even trying. + 1 + 1 - 418 + 402 Did somebody take a picture? 1 - 1 + 1 - 419 + 403 Pop goes the zit! 1 - 420 + 404 I warned you about mexican food! - 1 + 1 1 - 253 + 253 - 421 + 405 What can I say, I'm a better draw. - 1 + 1 1 - 1 - 167 + 1 + 167 - 422 + 406 I'm gonna miss your cinematography... - 1 + 1 1 - 1 - 167 + 1 + 167 - 423 + 407 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - 1 + 1 1 - 1 - 247 + 1 + 247 - 424 + 408 Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! - 1 + 1 1 - 425 + 409 No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 1 - 426 + 410 Next time try shooting with open eyes! 1 - 427 + 411 Stop shaking! I can't hit you! 1 - 40 + 40 + + + 412 + Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! + 1 + 1 + 2 + + + 413 + And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! + 0 + 240 + + + 414 + Couple? We're not married! + 2 + 240 + + + 415 + I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! + 22 + 240 + + + 416 + PX? What the fuck does it even mean? + 22 + 240 + + + 417 + No shit, Sherlock! + 20 + 240 + + + 418 + It will be one-way trip for you! + 1 + 2 + + + 419 + Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! + 20 + 2 + + + 420 + Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! + 1 + 2 + 2 + + + 421 + What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! + 1 + 220 + + + 422 + Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! + 2 + 220 + + + 423 + I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! + 22 + 1 + 220 + + + 424 + Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. + 22 + 1 + 220 + + + 425 + So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. + 20 + 1 + 220 + + + 426 + Indeed I do! + 0 + 221 + + + 427 + You know there's no such animal, right? + 1 + 221 428 - Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! - 1 - 1 - 2 + Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! + 1 + 22 + 0 - + 429 - And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! - 1 - 240 + Trouble is my second name! + 1 + 2 + 0 430 - Couple? We're not married! - 1 - 240 + Like a bulldog! + 1 + 2 + 1 431 - I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! - 1 - 240 + You should be! + 1 + 1 + 22 + 1 432 - PX? What the fuck does it even mean? - 1 - 240 + Your wish is my order! + 0 + 3 433 - No shit, Sherlock! - 1 - 240 + Nobody ever does. + 1 + 22 + 3 434 - It will be one-way trip for you! - 1 - 2 + Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. + 1 + 20 + 3 - + 435 - Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! - 1 - 2 - - + Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! + 1 + 0 + 4 + + 436 - Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! - 1 - 1 - 2 - - + No, thank you! + 1 + 1 + 4 + + 437 - What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! - 1 - 220 + Will see who's about to teach whom! + 1 + 4 - + 438 - Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! - 1 - 220 + You're right! + 2 + 4 439 - I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! - 1 - 1 - 220 - + You don't deserve a chance! + 1 + 20 + 4 + 440 - Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. - 1 - 1 - 220 - + Horoscopes lie! + 22 + 4 + 441 - So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. - 1 - 1 - 220 - - + Ding dong! + 1 + 2 + 5 + + 442 - Indeed I do! - 1 - 221 + It's still not too late! + 22 + 5 - + 443 - You know there's no such animal, right? - 1 - 221 - - + We'll check ourselves! + 22 + 6 + + 444 - Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! - 1 - 1 - 0 + Need bubbles, sir? + 1 + 2 + 6 445 - Trouble is my second name! - 1 - 1 - 0 - + Did you just call me an ass!? + 1 + 1 + 7 + 446 - Like a bulldog! - 1 - 1 - 1 + Whatever. + 20 + 7 447 - You should be! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + I didn't understand a single word! + 20 + 7 448 - Your wish is my order! - 1 - 3 + It will only get closer! + 1 + 22 + 7 449 - Nobody ever does. - 1 - 1 - 3 + I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. + 1 + 1 + 0 + 1 + 8 450 - Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. - 1 - 1 - 3 + You're the disease and I'm the cure. + 1 + 1 + 1 - + 451 - Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! - 1 - 1 - 4 - + I'm gonna blow your head off! + 1 + 452 - No, thank you! - 1 - 1 - 4 - + Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 453 - Will see who's about to teach whom! - 1 - 4 + I eat Green Berets for breakfast! + 1 + 1 + 1 454 - You're right! - 1 - 4 + You cowboys are finished! + 1 + 1 455 - You don't deserve a chance! - 1 - 1 - 4 - + Take this, you maggot! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 456 - Horoscopes lie! - 1 - 4 - + I'm going to cut out your living guts! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 457 - Ding dong! - 1 - 1 - 5 - + Long live the queen! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 458 - It's still not too late! - 1 - 5 + Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 459 - We'll check ourselves! - 1 - 6 - - - 460 - Need bubbles, sir? - 1 - 1 - 6 + Don't make me angry! + 1 + 1 + + 460 + I must break you! + 1 + 1 + 461 - Did you just call me an ass!? - 1 - 1 - 7 - + This is for the Queen! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 462 - Whatever. - 1 - 7 + The Queen says: Die! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 463 - I didn't understand a single word! - 1 - 7 + Dying ain't much of a living, boy! + 1 + 1 + 1 464 - It will only get closer! - 1 - 1 - 7 + Dying ain't much of a living, girl! + 1 + 1 + 1 465 - I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 8 + Is that the best you can do? + 1 + + + 466 + Your life is over, asshole! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 467 + Very pretty, but can you fight? + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 468 + Howdy, pardner! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 167 + + + 469 + I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 470 + Viva la revolution! + 1 + 1 471 - You're the disease and I'm the cure. - 1 - 1 - 1 + Your move, creep! + 1 + 1 472 - I'm gonna blow your head off! - 1 + Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... + 1 + 1 473 - Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + It's about to turn into full tournee! + 22 + 8 + + + 474 + "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? + 20 + 1 + 8 475 - I eat Green Berets for breakfast! - 1 - 1 - 1 + As you wish! + 1 + 9 476 - You cowboys are finished! - 1 - 1 + Hey! I'm a lady! + 0 + 1 + 9 477 - Take this, you maggot! - 1 - 1 - 1 + I'll dig you one! Six feet under! + 22 + 9 + 1 478 - I'm going to cut out your living guts! - 1 - 1 - 1 + I guess there's no more room in hell... + 1 + 1 + 1 479 - Long live the queen! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + Is this some kind of a joke? + 1 + 1 480 - Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + They're coming to get us! + 1 + 1 + 1 481 - Don't make me angry! - 1 - 1 + Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! + 1 + 1 + 1 482 - I must break you! - 1 - 1 - + Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 483 + Really? I mean.. c'mon! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 484 - This is for the Queen! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + That's just fucked up! + 1 + 1 + 1 485 - The Queen says: Die! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? + 1 + 1 + 1 486 - Dying ain't much of a living, boy! - 1 - 1 - 1 + Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 487 - Dying ain't much of a living, girl! - 1 - 1 - 1 + I'll send you back to hell! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 488 - Is that the best you can do? - 1 + We'll need more paramedics! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 489 - Your life is over, asshole! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + Oh shit! It can smell my brain! + 1 + 1 + 1 - + 490 - Very pretty, but can you fight? - 1 - 1 - 1 + It's not zombie! He's infected! + 1 + 1 + 1 - + 491 - Howdy, pardner! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 167 + Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... + 1 + 1 + 1 492 - I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - 1 - 1 - 1 + It's alive! + 1 + 1 + 1 493 - Viva la revolution! - 1 - 1 + Maybe it's friendly. + 1 + 1 + 1 494 - Your move, creep! - 1 - 1 + It's alive... ish. + 1 + 1 + 1 495 - Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - 1 - 1 + Nothing's ever real until it's real. + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 496 - It's about to turn into full tournee! - 1 - 8 + They live! + 1 + 1 + 1 497 - "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? - 1 - 1 - 8 + There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 498 - As you wish! - 1 - 9 + I will not negotiate with undead! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 - + 499 - Hey! I'm a lady! - 1 - 1 - 9 + So there IS a life after death! + 1 + 1 + 1 500 - I'll dig you one! Six feet under! - 1 - 9 - 1 + Don't use the Z word! + 1 + 1 - + 501 - I guess there's no more room in hell... - 1 - 1 - 1 + Holy shit. Plot twist! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 502 - Is this some kind of a joke? - 1 - 1 + Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 503 - They're coming to get us! - 1 - 1 - 1 + That's it, no more drugs for me. + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 504 - Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! - 1 - 1 - 1 + I knew that movie was based on a true story! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 505 - Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... - 1 - 1 - 1 + You're one spooky motherfucker, man. + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 506 - Really? I mean.. c'mon! - 1 - 1 - 1 + Oooh. Zombies. How original. + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 507 - That's just fucked up! - 1 - 1 - 1 + Zombie over here! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 508 - What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? - 1 - 1 - 1 + Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! + 1 + 1 + 1 - + 509 - Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + Undead! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 510 - I'll send you back to hell! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + This is a bad dream! + 1 + 1 + 40 + 1 511 - We'll need more paramedics! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + Blasphemy! + 1 + 1 + 1 512 - Oh shit! It can smell my brain! - 1 - 1 - 1 + Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 513 - It's not zombie! He's infected! - 1 - 1 - 1 + At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 514 - Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... - 1 - 1 - 1 - + I'm scared to pieces! + 1 + 1 + 30 + 1 + 515 - It's alive! - 1 - 1 - 1 + It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 516 - Maybe it's friendly. - 1 - 1 - 1 + It could be worse. They could be nazi! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 517 - It's alive... ish. - 1 - 1 - 1 + Where's my lawnmower when I need it? + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 518 - Nothing's ever real until it's real. - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + It's againt the nature, you freak! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 519 - They live! - 1 - 1 - 1 + Dead should stay dead. + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 520 - There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 521 - I will not negotiate with undead! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + No! I don't want to become one of you! + 1 + 1 + 1 - + 522 - So there IS a life after death! - 1 - 1 - 1 + Stay away from my precious gray matter! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 523 - Don't use the Z word! - 1 - 1 + Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 - + 524 - Holy shit. Plot twist! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! + 1 + 1 - + 525 - Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! + 1 + 1 + 1 526 - That's it, no more drugs for me. - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + Not my face! My beautiful face! + 1 + 1 527 - I knew that movie was based on a true story! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + The PAIN! + 1 + 1 528 - You're one spooky motherfucker, man. - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! + 1 + 1 529 - Oooh. Zombies. How original. - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + Does it hurt to be dead? + 1 + 1 530 - Zombie over here! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + And stay dead! This time! + 1 + 1 531 - Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! - 1 - 1 - 1 + You're dead... again. + 1 + 1 - + 532 - Undead! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + Rest in pieces! + 1 + 1 533 - This is a bad dream! - 1 - 1 - 40 - 1 + If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. + 1 + 1 + 1 534 - Blasphemy! - 1 - 1 - 1 + Stay down! + 1 + 1 535 - Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + Get back where you came from! + 1 + 1 536 - At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + Zed is dead. + 1 + 1 + 1 537 - I'm scared to pieces! - 1 - 1 - 30 - 1 - - + Yeah! See ya! + 1 + 1 + + 538 - It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + Punish! + 1 539 - It could be worse. They could be nazi! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + Bingo! + 1 540 - Where's my lawnmower when I need it? - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + I think you'll enjoy this. + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 541 - It's againt the nature, you freak! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + I'll squash you like a bug! + 1 + 1 542 - Dead should stay dead. - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + Here comes Johnny! + 1 + 1 543 - Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + Somebody call an ambulance! + 1 + 1 544 - No! I don't want to become one of you! - 1 - 1 - 1 + My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! + 1 + 1 + 1 545 - Stay away from my precious gray matter! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 5 546 - Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! + 1 + 1 + 40 547 - Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! - 1 - 1 + Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! + 1 + 1 548 - They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! - 1 - 1 - 1 + Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? + 1 + 1 549 - Not my face! My beautiful face! - 1 - 1 + Look what you've made me do... + 1 + 1 550 - The PAIN! - 1 - 1 + Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! + 1 + 1 551 - Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! - 1 - 1 + Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! + 1 + 1 552 - Does it hurt to be dead? - 1 - 1 + Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 5 553 - And stay dead! This time! - 1 - 1 + Look who's come to the picnic! + 1 + 1 + 1 554 - You're dead... again. - 1 - 1 + You've got to be crazy to come here! + 1 + 1 + 1 555 - Rest in pieces! - 1 - 1 + Now, you've got my attention! + 1 556 - If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. - 1 - 1 - 1 + You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 5 557 - Stay down! - 1 - 1 + You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 5 558 - Get back where you came from! - 1 - 1 + Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 5 559 - Zed is dead. - 1 - 1 - 1 + Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! + 1 + 1 560 - Yeah! See ya! - 1 - 1 + How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! + 1 + 1 561 - Punish! - 1 + You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? + 1 + 1 562 - Bingo! - 1 + Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... + 1 + 1 563 - I think you'll enjoy this. - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! + 1 + 1 + 1 564 - I'll squash you like a bug! - 1 - 1 + Is that your best? + 1 565 - Here comes Johnny! - 1 - 1 + It's official: YOU SUCK! + 1 + 1 566 - Somebody call an ambulance! - 1 - 1 + You cannot hurt me! + 1 + 1 567 - My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! - 1 - 1 - 1 + Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? + 1 + 1 568 - Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 5 + I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! + 1 + 1 569 - OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! - 1 - 1 - 40 + Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! + 1 + 1 570 - Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! - 1 - 1 + Are you trying to piss me off? + 1 + 1 571 - Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? - 1 - 1 + Do you want to hurt me on purpose? + 1 572 - Look what you've made me do... - 1 - 1 + Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! + 1 + 1 + 1 573 - Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! - 1 - 1 - - - 573 - Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! - 1 - 1 + I'm going to beat the crap out of you! + 1 + 1 + 1 574 - Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 5 + If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! + 1 + 1 575 - Look who's come to the picnic! - 1 - 1 - 1 + That's it, you're fucking dead! + 1 + 1 576 - You've got to be crazy to come here! - 1 - 1 - 1 + I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! + 1 + 1 + 1 577 - Now, you've got my attention! - 1 + Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! + 1 + 30 578 - You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 5 + God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. + 1 + 1 579 - You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 5 + The army... I should have known better! + 1 + 1 580 - Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 5 + Coming here... What was I thinking? + 1 + 581 - Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! - 1 - 1 + I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. + 1 + 1 582 - How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! - 1 - 1 + No weapons! No friends! No hope! + 1 583 - You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? - 1 - 1 + If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... + 1 + 1 584 - Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... - 1 - 1 + HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! + 1 + 30 585 - Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! - 1 - 1 - 1 + Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! + 1 + 253 586 - Is that your best? - 1 + Gee, whales can fight? + 1 + 253 587 - It's official: YOU SUCK! - 1 - 1 + Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! + 1 + 253 588 - You cannot hurt me! - 1 - 1 + This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! + 1 + 253 589 - Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? - 1 - 1 - - - 588 - I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! - 1 - 1 - - - 589 - Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! - 1 - 1 + How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! + 1 + 253 590 - Are you trying to piss me off? - 1 - 1 + Over here, you morons! + 1 + 1 591 - Do you want to hurt me on purpose? - 1 + Go to hell, Hellar! + 1 + 1 + 240 592 - Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! - 1 - 1 - 1 + Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? + 1 + 1 + 1 + 23 - + 593 - I'm going to beat the crap out of you! - 1 - 1 - 1 + It must be this time of the month! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 23 - + 594 - If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! - 1 - 1 + Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 23 595 - That's it, you're fucking dead! - 1 - 1 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + 1 + 183 596 - I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! - 1 - 1 - 1 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + 1 + 226 597 - Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! - 1 - 30 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + 1 + 250 598 - God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. - 1 - 1 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + 1 + 183 599 - The army... I should have known better! - 1 - 1 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + 1 + 226 600 - Coming here... What was I thinking? - 1 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + 1 + 250 - - + 601 - I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. - 1 - 1 + Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? + 1 602 - No weapons! No friends! No hope! - 1 + Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? + 1 603 - If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... - 1 - 1 + Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! + 1 604 - HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! - 1 - 30 + Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 605 - Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! - 1 - 253 + Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 606 - Gee, whales can fight? - 1 - 253 + OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! + 1 + 1 607 - Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! - 1 - 253 + Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. + 1 + 1 608 - This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! - 1 - 253 + Trust me. I'm a professional! + 1 + 1 609 - How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! - 1 - 253 + You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... + 1 + 1 + 1 + 14 610 - Over here, you morons! - 1 - 1 + Nice boobs! Are these real? + 1 + 1 + 14 611 - Go to hell, Hellar! - 1 - 1 - 240 + You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? + 1 + 1 + 1 + 14 612 - Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? - 1 - 1 - 1 - 23 + Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 50 - + 613 - It must be this time of the month! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 23 + Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! + 1 + 1 + 1 - + 614 - Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 23 + You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! + 1 + 50 615 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - 1 - 183 + I see you and now I can see through you! + 1 616 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - 1 - 226 + Little enemies... little wounds! + 1 + 1 617 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - 1 - 250 + I really hate needless violence. + 1 + 1 618 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 1 - 183 + Wow, you're even dumber than you look. + 1 + 1 619 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 1 - 226 + You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! + 1 + 1 + 8 620 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 1 - 250 + Were your parents siblings? + 1 + 1 + 1 621 - Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - 1 + Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? + 1 + 1 + 1 622 - Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - 1 + I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! + 1 + 1 623 - Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! - 1 + Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? + 1 + 1 624 - Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! + 1 + 1 + 1 625 - Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! + 1 + 1 + 1 626 - OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! - 1 - 1 + Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! + 1 + 1 + 1 627 - Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. - 1 - 1 + Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? + 1 + 1 + 1 628 - Trust me. I'm a professional! - 1 - 1 + As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? + 1 + 1 + 1 629 - You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... - 1 - 1 - 1 - 14 - - - 630 - Nice boobs! Are these real? - 1 - 1 - 14 - - - 631 - You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? - 1 - 1 - 1 - 14 - - - 632 - Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 50 - - - 633 - Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 634 - You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! - 1 - 50 - - - 635 - I see you and now I can see through you! - 1 - - - 636 - Little enemies... little wounds! - 1 - 1 - - - 637 - I really hate needless violence. - 1 - 1 - - - 638 - Wow, you're even dumber than you look. - 1 - 1 - - - 639 - You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! - 1 - 1 - 8 - - - 640 - Were your parents siblings? - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 641 - Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 642 - I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! - 1 - 1 - - - 643 - Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? - 1 - 1 - - - 643 - Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 644 - Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 645 - Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 646 - Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 647 - As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 648 You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! - 1 - 1 - 33 + 1 + 1 + 33 - 649 + 630 Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 14 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 14 + + + 631 + You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! + 1 + 1 + 14 + + + 632 + Guys, don't shoot the cushions! + 1 + 1 + 14 + + + 633 + It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 29 + + + 634 + How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 5 + + + 635 + How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 5 + + + 636 + Are you tryin' to make me look good? + 1 + 1 + + + 637 + Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! + 1 + 1 + + + 638 + Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! + 1 + 1 + + + 639 + Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 640 + Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 641 + Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 642 + Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 643 + Idiots! Idiots everywhere! + 1 + 1 + + + 644 + You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. + 1 + 1 + + + 645 + I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. + 1 + 1 + + + 646 + How's that karma tasting? Not so good? + 1 + 1 + + + 647 + Do you always take yourself so seriously? + 1 + 1 + + + 648 + Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. + 1 + 1 + + + 649 + Go bore someone else with your existence. + 1 + 1 650 - You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! - 1 - 1 - 14 + When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! + 1 651 - Guys, don't shoot the cushions! - 1 - 1 - 14 + Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? + 1 + 1 + 1 + 4 652 - It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 29 + Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? + 1 + 1 + 1 + 4 653 - How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 5 + Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 654 - How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 5 + Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! + 1 + 1 655 - Are you tryin' to make me look good? - 1 - 1 + Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! + 1 + 35 656 - Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! - 1 - 1 + I'm scared to death! + 1 + 30 657 - Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! - 1 - 1 + Gee, that gave me goose bumps! + 1 + 35 658 - Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? - 1 - 1 - 1 + Speak of the devil! + 1 + 35 659 - Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? - 1 - 1 - 1 + Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! + 1 + 1 660 - Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - 1 - 1 - 1 + OK, that was the last straw! + 1 661 - Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - 1 - 1 - 1 + If I throw a stick, will you go away? + 1 + 1 + 35 662 - Idiots! Idiots everywhere! - 1 - 1 + How can I miss you if you won't go away? + 1 + 1 + 35 663 - You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. - 1 - 1 + Hold my beer and watch this! + 1 + 1 + 1 664 - I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. - 1 - 1 + Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! + 1 + 1 + 1 - + 665 - How's that karma tasting? Not so good? - 1 - 1 + Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! + 1 + 1 + 1 666 - Do you always take yourself so seriously? - 1 - 1 - + Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? + 1 + 1 + 1 + 667 - Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. - 1 - 1 + Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? + 1 + 1 + 2 668 - Go bore someone else with your existence. - 1 - 1 + I thought your purpose was to die! + 1 + 1 669 - When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! - 1 + Hey, dickless! Over here! + 1 + 1 + 1 670 - Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - 1 - 1 - 1 - 4 + Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? + 1 + 1 671 - Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - 1 - 1 - 1 - 4 + Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 5 - + 672 - Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? + 1 + 1 + 183 673 - Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! - 1 - 1 + Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? + 1 + 1 + 19 674 - Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! - 1 - 35 + Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? + 1 + 1 675 - I'm scared to death! - 1 - 30 + Did your parents have any children that lived? + 1 + 1 676 - Gee, that gave me goose bumps! - 1 - 35 + You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! + 1 + 1 + 40 677 - Speak of the devil! - 1 - 35 + Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. + 1 + 1 678 - Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! - 1 - 1 + Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 679 - OK, that was the last straw! - 1 + If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 680 - If I throw a stick, will you go away? - 1 - 1 - 35 + That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! + 1 + 1 + 1 681 - How can I miss you if you won't go away? - 1 - 1 - 35 + What? Hello? I can't hear anything! + 1 682 - Hold my beer and watch this! - 1 - 1 - 1 + Argh! My ears are bleeding! + 1 683 - Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! - 1 - 1 - 1 + What's this ringing? + 1 684 - Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! - 1 - 1 - 1 + Huh? It's all silent... + 1 685 - Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - 1 - 1 - 1 - + Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? + 1 + 686 - Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - 1 - 1 - 2 + Fuck, my eyeballs! + 1 687 - I thought your purpose was to die! - 1 - 1 + I can't see shit! + 1 688 - Hey, dickless! Over here! - 1 - 1 - 1 + Who turned off the light?! + 1 689 - Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? - 1 - 1 + Oh, my eyes! + 1 690 - Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 5 + Oh God, I'm blind! + 1 - + 691 - Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? - 1 - 1 - 183 + Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! + 1 + 1 + 1 692 - Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? - 1 - 1 - 19 + Somebody help me! I can't see! + 1 693 - Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? - 1 - 1 + You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! + 1 + 1 694 - Did your parents have any children that lived? - 1 - 1 + My eyes are on fire! + 1 695 - You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! - 1 - 1 - 40 + Cover me, I'm reloading! + 1 696 - Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. - 1 - 1 - + I'm out, reloading! + 1 + 697 - Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + I'm out, reloading! + 1 698 - If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 + Gotta reload! + 1 699 - That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! - 1 - 1 - 1 + Reloading! + 1 700 - What? Hello? I can't hear anything! - 1 + I'm all out! + 1 701 - Argh! My ears are bleeding! - 1 + I'm running dry over here! + 1 702 - What's this ringing? - 1 + Need more ammo! + 1 703 - Huh? It's all silent... - 1 + I'm out of bullets! + 1 704 - Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? - 1 + I'm leaking! + 1 705 - Fuck, my eyeballs! - 1 + I'm bleeding! + 1 706 - I can't see shit! - 1 + Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! + 1 + 1 707 - Who turned off the light?! - 1 + Mmmm... blood. + 1 + 1 708 - Oh, my eyes! - 1 + I need medical attention! + 1 + 1 709 - Oh God, I'm blind! - 1 + I'm spilling blood! + 1 710 - Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! - 1 - 1 - 1 + I... can't... catch a breath... + 1 711 - Somebody help me! I can't see! - 1 + My... lungs... + 1 712 - You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! - 1 - 1 + Gas! Oh... + 1 713 - My eyes are on fire! - 1 + I can't breath! + 1 714 - Cover me, I'm reloading! - 1 + It burns! + 1 715 - I'm out, reloading! - 1 - + Don't worry, I'll send you some! + 13 + 4 + 716 - I'm out, reloading! - 1 + I'll show you! + 14 + 1 + 4 717 - Gotta reload! - 1 + You'll wish you wouldn't ask! + 14 + 1 + 4 718 - Reloading! - 1 + You got it wrong, let me educate you! + 14 + 1 + 4 719 - I'm all out! - 1 + Was that a rhetorical question? + 14 + 1 + 1 + 4 720 - I'm running dry over here! - 1 + Now whose fault is it, if your cocksucker boss buys second hand guns? + 19 + 1 + 4 721 - Need more ammo! - 1 + And soon so will be you! + 19 + 4 722 - I'm out of bullets! - 1 + The only thing layin' low here, is you bitch! + 20 + 1 + 1 + 4 723 - I'm leaking! - 1 + Yeah right, that's why you're sweating! + 21 + 4 724 - I'm bleeding! - 1 + Guess again! That wasn't your horoscope! + 22 + 4 725 - Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! - 1 - 1 + Advice for today: avoid long travels, new relationships and BULLETS! + 22 + 1 + 4 726 - Mmmm... blood. - 1 - 1 + Mine said I will kill a lot of people today! I hope it will come true too! + 22 + 1 + 4 727 - I need medical attention! - 1 - 1 + Do people seriously believe in these things? Pathetic. + 22 + 1 + 4 728 - I'm spilling blood! - 1 + Tough? I could make that shot with eyes closed. + 23 + 1 + 1 + 4 729 - I... can't... catch a breath... - 1 + And that's just the beginning! + 24 + 1 + 4 730 - My... lungs... - 1 + He loves you no more! + 24 + 4 731 - Gas! Oh... - 1 + OK, this one's out. Next! + 26 + 4 732 - I can't breath! - 1 + You'll be sorry for saying that! + 26 + 1 + 4 733 - It burns! - 1 + Well, now we can play hide and seek! + 56 + 4 + + + 734 + You're right! It's the whole company here! + 59 + 1 + 4 + + + 735 + No, loser! You should have used the plural! Guys, lot's of guys! + 0 + 1 + 13 + + + 736 + Will see about that... + 1 + 13 + + + 737 + No, it doesn't, but don't worry, we'll be gentle! + 2 + 13 + + + 738 + Nice grammar, asshole! + 2 + 1 + 13 + + + 739 + Need supplies, wacko? + 13 + 13 + + + 740 + Here, I'll give you some! + 13 + 1 + 13 + + + 741 + No, you just suck, that's it! No air involved! + 14 + 13 + + + 742 + Never got this - why bring a knife to a gun fight? + 15 + 1 + 13 + + + 743 + Funny indeed, we had so much fun with him as a target practice! + 16 + 13 + + + 744 + I know some jokes too. For example: you're a joke! + 16 + 1 + 13 + + + 745 + Hey man, the gun isn't stupid, you are! + 19 + 13 + + + 746 + Suits you fine, huh? + 19 + 1 + 13 + + + 747 + Relax! Why make such a fuss? + 20 + 1 + 13 + + + 748 + The only thing you're gonna get is your butt kicked! + 21 + 1 + 13 + + + 749 + Oh yeah? Wait for the next one! + 22 + 13 + + + 750 + It was just a warning shot! + 22 + 1 + 13 + + + 751 + I'll scratch you to death! + 24 + 1 + 13 + + + 752 + That's not a scratch. It's a fucking canyon! + 24 + 13 + + + 753 + No. You need to die! + 26 + 1 + 13 + + + 754 + I'll dig you one too with it! + 27 + 13 + + + 755 + Kiss my ass! + 62 + 1 + 13 + + + 756 + Fireball? What the fuck do you think this is? Street Fighter Alpha 3? + 56 + 13 + + + 757 + It's OK, I'm here. Follow my voice! + 56 + 13 + + + 758 + That's what she said! + 0 + 14 + 1 + + + 759 + Please, let it be a close encounter of the sexy kind! + 0 + 1 + 14 + 1 + + + 760 + We are here, we are queer... fuck, that sounded wrong! + 1 + 1 + 14 + 1 + + + 761 + We are here, we are queer... wait, that came out wrong... oops, this too! + 1 + 1 + 14 + 1 + + + 762 + I'm ready any time you are! + 1 + 14 + 1 + + + 763 + Why not? Have you never had a threesome? + 2 + 1 + 14 + 1 + + + 764 + Now, now, you're hurting our feelings! + 2 + 14 + 1 + + + 765 + Come on, there's always a room to try something new! + 2 + 1 + 14 + 1 + + + 766 + Don't worry, it will be just a "gun bang"! + 2 + 1 + 14 + 1 + + + 767 + Guys, she just needs a loaded gun! + 13 + 14 + 1 + + + 768 + Come over here, I'll give you some. + 13 + 14 + 1 + + + 769 + Is that how it's called these days? + 13 + 1 + 14 + 1 + + + 770 + I bet that's what you've said the first time too! + 14 + 1 + 14 + 1 + + + 771 + What did you just say? Wolf? We've got plenty of them... + 15 + 14 + + + 772 + Oh, now I'm getting jelous. + 15 + 14 + 1 + + + 773 + I can help you to deal with the grief, if you want! + 15 + 14 + 1 + + + 774 + We've got plenty of bears too... Hans, come over here! + 17 + 14 + + + 775 + Where? Where? + 19 + 14 + 1 + + + 776 + Maybe I could help you with that? + 19 + 14 + 1 + + + 777 + You need to empty the chamber... + 19 + 1 + 14 + 1 + + + 778 + But that's nothing new for you, eh? + 20 + 1 + 14 + + + 779 + Damn, that doesn't even deserve a witty response! + 20 + 1 + 14 + 1 + + + 780 + Are you even listening what you're saying? + 20 + 1 + 14 + + + 781 + Oh, I'll give you one! Just you wait! + 21 + 1 + 14 + 1 + + + 782 + You should consider changing your masseur. I volunteer! + 21 + 1 + 14 + 1 + + + 783 + Yeah, I bet you did. God. + 21 + 14 + 1 + + + 784 + Oooh. Not today! + 24 + 14 + 1 + + + 785 + No! + 26 + 1 + 14 + 1 + + + 786 + Anything for you, princess. + 26 + 1 + 14 + 1 + + + 787 + I work this way on women. + 26 + 1 + 14 + 1 + + + 788 + Are you doing this on purpose? + 27 + 1 + 14 + + + 789 + Pffft. + 51 + 14 + 1 + + + 790 + Pffft. + 53 + 14 + 1 + + + 791 + I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that. + 1 + 53 + 13 + + + 792 + Hold on! I'll just drop my clothes, get my rescue tube and I'm coming to save you! + 77 + 1 + 13 + 1 \ No newline at end of file