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I don't got all day! - 1 - 1 - - - 30 - Eat lead! - 1 - - - 31 - I'm better than you! - 1 - 1 - - - 32 - You fucked with the wrong man! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 33 - You fucked with the wrong woman! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 34 - Stop wasting my time! - 1 - 1 - - - 35 - You deserve it! - 1 - 1 - - - 36 - Yeah! - 1 - - - 37 - That's right! - 1 - - - 38 - You're dead. - 1 - - - 39 - How ya like it? - 1 - - - 40 - You had it coming! - 1 - - - 41 - Why, hello there! - 1 - 1 - - - 42 - Say "cheese"! - 1 - 1 - - - 43 - Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! - 1 - 1 - - - 44 - Could you just please die? - 1 - 1 - - - 45 - Garbage day! - 1 - 1 - - - 46 - Barbecue time! - 1 - - - 47 - Suck it down! - 1 - - - 48 - Bam! - 1 - - - 49 - Kaboom! - 1 - - - 50 - Dodge this! - 1 - - - 51 - I like it! - 1 - - - 52 - Hahaha! - 1 - - - 53 - Die in fire, bitch! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 54 - Die in fire, son of a bitch! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 55 - Say your prayers! - 1 - - - 56 - Hell yeah! - 1 - - - 57 - There's no kill like overkill! - 1 - - - 58 - My gun's bigger than yours! - 1 - - - 59 - I got a present for ya! - 1 - - - 60 - Watch and learn. - 1 - 1 - - - 61 - Special delivery! - 1 - - - 62 - You should see your face now! - 1 - 1 - - - 63 - Didn't see THAT coming, ha? - 1 - 1 - - - 64 - Check mate! - 1 - 1 - - - 65 - I always wanted to do this. - 1 - 1 - - - 66 - Peace through power! - 1 - 1 - - - 67 - This job ain't that bad. - 1 - 1 - - - 68 - Now I remember why I joined army! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 69 - Ooh, somebody stop me! - 1 - 1 - - - 70 - You're welcome! - 1 - 1 - - - 71 - There goes the neighborhood! - 1 - 1 - - - 72 - Denied! - 1 - 1 - - - 73 - Gonna scalp ya, sucker! - 1 - - - 74 - Come to papa. - 1 - 1 - - - 75 - Show me your guts! - 1 - - - 76 - I'll rip you to pieces! - 1 - 1 - - - 77 - Motherfucker! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 78 - I can smell your fear! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 79 - I'll bash your skull in! - 1 - 1 - - - 80 - I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! - 1 - - - 81 - Chaaarge! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 82 - Guns are for pussies! - 1 - 1 - - - 83 - Your ass is mine! - 1 - 1 - - - 84 - I'll rip you fucking legs out of your ass! - 1 - 1 - - - 85 - Welcome to world of pain. I'll be your guide! - 1 - 1 - - - 86 - I'll slice ya up like a mango! - 1 - 1 - - - 87 - Heads are gonna roll! - 1 - - - 88 - Closing in! - 1 - 1 - - - 89 - Ready or not, here I come! - 1 - 1 - - - 90 - It's time to get personal! - 1 - 1 - - - 91 - Stop me if you can! - 1 - 1 - - - 92 - You and me! No rules! Come on, coward! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 93 - You don't leave me a choice! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 94 - I'll kill you! - 1 - - - 95 - Who needs guns anyway? - 1 - 1 - - - 96 - I'll stab you until you say "ouch, I'm dead"! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 97 - How 'bout a facelift? - 1 - 1 - - - 98 - It's Christmas! And you've been VERY naughty! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 99 - I warn you! I watched "Enter the Dragon" TWICE! - 1 - 1 - - - 100 - Hugs! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 101 - I promise it won't hurt... much. - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 102 - Tag! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 103 - Shit, I can't believe I'm doing this! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 104 - Catch! - 1 - 1 - - - 105 - Here ya go! - 1 - 1 - - - 106 - Pop goes the weasel. - 1 - 1 - - - 107 - This one's for you. - 1 - 1 - - - 108 - Muahaha! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 109 - Catch this, swine! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 110 - Choke on this! - 1 - - - 111 - Snack on that! - 1 - 1 - - - 112 - How 'bout some acupuncture? - 1 - 1 - - - 113 - Bullseye! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 114 - Here's a token of my gratitude! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 115 - Do you like shiny things? - 1 - 1 - - - 116 - Here, keep it! - 1 - 1 - - - 117 - No returns! - 1 - 1 - - - 118 - Incoming! - 1 - 1 - - - 119 - Take cover! - 1 - 1 - - - 120 - Grenade! - 1 - 1 - - - 121 - Have more where it came from! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 122 - Fire in the hole! - 1 - 1 - - - 123 - Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! - 1 - - - 124 - Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. - 1 - - - 125 - Can someone check out these noises? - 1 - 1 - - - 126 - Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. - 1 - 1 - - - 127 - Let me guess, another false alarm. - 1 - 1 - - - 128 - They're here! - 1 - - - 129 - Now the fun can start! - 1 - 1 - - - 130 - I've waited for this looong time. - 1 - 1 - - - 131 - Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! - 1 - 1 - - - 132 - They have no idea what they are in for... - 1 - 1 - - - 133 - Everyone get ready! - 1 - 1 - - - 134 - Killing time! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 135 - I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! - 1 - 1 - - - 136 - Finally! Some carnage! - 1 - 1 - - - 137 - Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! - 1 - 1 - - - 138 - Finally, my training will pay off. - 1 - 1 - - - 139 - Everybody, wake up! - 1 - 1 - - - 140 - Time to earn my paycheck... - 1 - 1 - - - 141 - Now I'll be able to prove myself. - 1 - 1 - - - 142 - We have tactical advantage! - 1 - 1 - - - 143 - Maybe I'll get a medal! - 1 - 1 - - - 144 - We're under attack! - 1 - 1 - - - 145 - Oh, ain't that just great? - 1 - 1 - - - 146 - Can't guy get a nap around here? - 1 - 1 - - - 147 - Enemy attack. That's something new. - 1 - 1 - - - 148 - Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. - 1 - 1 - - - 149 - I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. - 1 - 1 - - - 150 - Fantastic. - 1 - 1 - - - 151 - "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. - 1 - 1 - - - 152 - Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! - 1 - 1 - - - 153 - Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. - 1 - 1 - - - 154 - Take positions! - 1 - 1 - - - 155 - I hoped this would never happen... - 1 - 1 - - - 156 - Fire at will! - 1 - 1 - - - 157 - It was bound to happen eventually. - 1 - 1 - - - 158 - I heard that! - 1 - - - 159 - Who's there? - 1 - - - 160 - What was that? - 1 - - - 161 - Hey! What the... - 1 - - - 162 - Show yourself! - 1 - - - 163 - I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! - 1 - 1 - - - 164 - What the hell was that? - 1 - - - 165 - I'm not deaf, you know? - 1 - 1 - - - 166 - Hey! - 1 - - - 167 - Come out, coward! - 1 - 1 - - - 168 - Hey! Who's making all that racket? - 1 - 1 - - - 169 - Just show yourself, wherever you are! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 170 - Hey! I've heard something suspicious! - 1 - - - 171 - Anybody there? - 1 - - - 172 - Shoulda check it out. - 1 - 1 - - - 173 - Is someone being clever? - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 174 - Strange noises... - 1 - - - 175 - Can someone else check it out, please? - 1 - 1 - - - 176 - It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! - 1 - 1 - - - 177 - Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. - 1 - 1 - - - 178 - Da'ffff...! - 1 - - - 179 - Big mistake! - 1 - - - 180 - Holy crap! - 1 - - - 181 - Enemy! - 1 - 1 - - - 182 - Enemy!!! - 1 - 1 - - - 183 - Alert! Alert! - 1 - - - 184 - There is one! - 1 - 1 - - - 185 - Intruders! - 1 - 1 - - - 186 - We've got company! - 1 - - - 187 - Prepare to suffer! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 188 - Holy shit! - 1 - - - 189 - Oh, hi. - 1 - 1 - - - 190 - I spy with my little eye! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 191 - I have a sigthing! - 1 - 1 - - - 192 - Enemy forces! - 1 - - - 193 - Enemy detected! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 194 - Enemy over here! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 195 - We're in some real shit... - 1 - - - 196 - It was all part of my plan! - 1 - 1 - - - 197 - I've had enough! - 1 - - - 198 - Oh my God! - 1 - - - 199 - They ain't paying us enough for this shit... - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 200 - When did things go so wrong? - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 201 - I'll be back! With friends! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 202 - You'll pay for that... the other day! - 1 - 1 - - - 203 - You're not playing fair! - 1 - 1 - - - 204 - Don't think you I will forgive ya! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 205 - Mommy! - 1 - - - 206 - I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! - 1 - 1 - - - 207 - I'll leave you alive... for now. - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 208 - Enough is enough! - 1 - 1 - - - 209 - Screw this! I'm outta here! - 1 - 1 - - - 210 - Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 211 - Tactical retreat! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 212 - I've seen enough. - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 213 - Nope, nope, nope. - 1 - 1 - - - 214 - Run to the hills! - 1 - 1 - - - 215 - Let's call it a draw. - 1 - 1 - - - 216 - They said "join the army". Not for this shit! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 217 - I regret nothing! - 1 - 1 - - - 218 - Game over, man! - 1 - 1 - - - 219 - Let's be friends! - 1 - 1 - - - 220 - Party's over! - 1 - 1 - - - 221 - Violence is not an answer! - 1 - 1 - - - 222 - I'm too beautiful to die! - 1 - 1 - - - 223 - Screw you guys, I'm going home! - 1 - 1 - - - 224 - Make love, not war! - 1 - 1 - - - 225 - I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! - 1 - 1 - - - 226 - Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! - 1 - 1 - - - 227 - Aaaggh! - 1 - - - 228 - I see red... - 1 - 40 - - - 229 - Damn, I'm barely conscious. - 1 - 40 - - - 230 - Ugh! - 1 - - - 231 - This... hurts! - 1 - - - 232 - You will regret... uhh... this. - 1 - - - 233 - Crap! - 1 - 1 - - - 234 - What the...! - 1 - - - 235 - Ouch! - 1 - - - 236 - You fuck! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 237 - Oh, you piece of shit! - 1 - 1 - - - 238 - Fuck, you'll pay for that! - 1 - 1 - - - 239 - You fucked with the wrong guy! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 240 - Now you have... pissed me off. - 1 - 1 - - - 241 - It was nothing! - 1 - 1 - - - 242 - I'm still here! - 1 - 1 - - - 243 - Didn't feel a thing! - 1 - 1 - - - 244 - Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! - 1 - 1 - - - 245 - Pain is just an illusion! - 1 - 1 - - - 246 - Who do you think you are? - 1 - 1 - - - 247 - Oh, come on! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 248 - Why me?! - 1 - 1 - - - 249 - This hurts you more then it hurts me. - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 250 - I'm allergic to pain! - 1 - 1 - - - 251 - Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! - 1 - 57 - - - 252 - I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! - 1 - 1 - 57 - - - 253 - Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! - 1 - 1 - 16 - - - 254 - Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! - 1 - 1 - 167 - - - 255 - Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! - 1 - 1 - 167 - - - 256 - Much Dust, Many Bullets! - 1 - 1 - 167 - - - 257 - Get back on your Honda, and travel away! - 1 - 1 - 167 - - - 258 - Forgive me, for I have sinned! - 1 - 1 - 247 - - - 259 - Where's your God now?! - 1 - 247 - - - 260 - Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! - 1 - 247 - - - 261 - Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! - 1 - 187 - - - 262 - Now that's an easy target! - 1 - 253 - - - 263 - Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... - 1 - 253 - - - 264 - I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! - 1 - 1 - - - 265 - Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 4 - - - 266 - Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 4 - - - 267 - Who's that psycho chick? - 1 - 23 - - - 268 - Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? - 1 - 187 - - - 269 - Marry me! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 4 - - - 270 - Pathetic! - 1 - - - 271 - Try again, I dare ya. - 1 - 1 - - - 272 - Don't make me go over there! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 273 - You've just made a big mistake! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 274 - I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! - 1 - 1 - - - 275 - You'll regret missing! - 1 - 1 - - - 276 - Who were you shootin' at? - 1 - - - 277 - Who learned you to shoot? - 1 - 1 - - - 278 - You'll pay for that! - 1 - 1 - - - 279 - Son of a bitch! - 1 - 1 - - - 280 - You suck! - 1 - - - 281 - Lame! - 1 - - - 282 - Are you even trying? - 1 - - - 283 - Ha, you wish! - 1 - - - 284 - Learn how to shoot, rookie! - 1 - 1 - - - 285 - In your dream! - 1 - - - 286 - I'm not impressed! - 1 - - - 287 - That ain't gonna happen. - 1 - - - 288 - Booooo! - 1 - 1 - - - 289 - Children shouldn't play with guns! - 1 - 1 - - - 290 - Nice try! - 1 - - - 291 - My grandma's a better shot! - 1 - 1 - - - 292 - That shot was bad and you should feel bad! - 1 - 1 - - - 293 - Close enough. - 1 - - - 294 - Can't touch this! - 1 - 1 - - - 295 - Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. - 1 - 1 - - - 296 - Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 297 - Was close. - 1 - 1 - - - 298 - Try harder! - 1 - - - 299 - Whew! - 1 - 1 - - - 300 - Hell no! - 1 - - - 301 - Maybe next time! - 1 - 1 - - - 302 - Not today! - 1 - 1 - - - 303 - Close, but no cigar. - 1 - 1 - - - 304 - That woke me up. - 1 - 1 - - - 305 - You son of a bitch! - 1 - 1 - - - 306 - I will destroy you! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 307 - Dead or alive, you're coming with me. - 1 - 1 - - - 308 - I kick ass for the queen! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 309 - I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 310 - Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - - 311 - Is that the best you can do? - 1 - - - 312 - Your life is over, asshole! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 313 - Very pretty, but can you fight? - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 314 - Howdy, pardner! - 1 - 1 - 167 - - - 315 - I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 316 - Viva la revolution! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 317 - Keep a place in hell for your queen! - 1 - 1 - - - 318 - Your move, creep! - 1 - 1 - - - 319 - Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - 1 - 1 - - - 320 - Shit, shit, shit... - 1 - 35 - - - 321 - We're all gonna die. - 1 - 35 - - - 322 - God help me. - 1 - 35 - - - 323 - We're in some real pretty shit now! - 1 - 35 - - - 324 - It is no dream! This is really happening! - 1 - 35 - - - 325 - Goddamnit. - 1 - - - 326 - I got a bad feeling on this one. - 1 - 1 - - - 327 - It's a goddamn commando squad! - 1 - 35 - - - 328 - Why this shit always happens to me!? - 1 - 35 - - - 329 - I can't deal with this anymore - 1 - 1 - - - 330 - What the hell am I going to do now? - 1 - 40 - - - 331 - I should get the hell out of here! - 1 - - - 332 - Oh no, how could this happen? - 1 - 35 - - - 333 - I will not fight those bastards alone! - 1 - - - 334 - Where is the goddamn cavalry? - 1 - 35 - - - 335 - I am outta here. - 1 - - - 336 - Doctor is in! - 1 - - - 337 - Operation succesful! - 1 - - - 338 - I'll carve ya up like a chicken! - 1 - - - 339 - Bleed for me! - 1 - 1 - - - 340 - I can't believe they're paying me for that! - 1 - 1 - - - 341 - You taste like chicken! - 1 - 1 - - - 342 - You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! - 1 - 1 - - - 343 - Chop chop chop! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 344 - Fresh meat! - 1 - 1 - - - 345 - I'll drink your blood! - 1 - 1 - - - 346 - I'll gut you like a fish! - 1 - - - 347 - Let's see what's inside this pinata! - 1 - 1 - - - 348 - When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! - 1 - 1 - - - 349 - You could use some shave! - 1 - 1 - - - 350 - Don't worry, it's disinfected! - 1 - - - 351 - Show me what you've got! - 1 - - - 352 - Time for harakiri, asshole! - 1 - - - 353 - Hey, you've got untied shoelace! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 354 - There's a mustard on your shirt! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 355 - Mmmmmincemeat! - 1 - 1 - - - 356 - Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! - 1 - 1 - 249 - - - 357 - I'll break your every single bone! - 1 - - - 358 - Need a nose job? - 1 - - - 359 - Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 360 - See? Girls can fight too! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 361 - Girls power! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 362 - Aaand you're dead. - 1 - - - 363 - Next! - 1 - - - 364 - That's just a beginning, fuckers! - 1 - 1 - - - 365 - Time to loot a corpse, I guess. - 1 - 1 - - - 366 - Nice job getting yourself killed. - 1 - 1 - - - 367 - You OK? You look kinda... dead! - 1 - 1 - - - 368 - Another one to my collection. - 1 - 1 - - - 369 - You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. - 1 - 1 - - - 370 - That door revolved one time too many... - 1 - 1 - 1 - 149 - - - 371 - Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. - 1 - 1 - 149 - - - 372 - Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. - 1 - 1 - 1 - 149 - - - 373 - I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 70 - - - 374 - I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 70 - - - 375 - I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! - 1 - 1 - 57 - - - 376 - Pathetic. - 1 - 1 - - - 377 - Amateur. - 1 - 1 - - - 378 - Let this be a lesson for all of you! - 1 - 1 - - - 379 - You asked for it. - 1 - 1 - - - 380 - Your luck ran out. - 1 - 1 - - - 381 - Time to pay the piper! - 1 - 1 - - - 382 - Someone, go check his pulse. - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 383 - Someone, go check her pulse. - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 384 - Adios! - 1 - - - 385 - Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 14 - - - 386 - Serves you right, you slut! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 14 - - - 387 - In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 5 - - - 388 - Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 4 - - - 389 - Goodnight sweet prince. - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 5 - - - 390 - OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 391 - OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 392 - Diagnosis: negative! - 1 - 1 - - - 393 - It didn't have end up like this.! - 1 - 1 - - - 394 - I think I'll skip a lunch today. - 1 - 1 - - - 395 - Hahaha! Fucking awesome! - 1 - 1 - - - 396 - Fuck yeah! I love this job! - 1 - 1 - - - 397 - It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. - 1 - 1 - - - 398 - Boom, head shot! - 1 - - - 399 - Wow! - 1 - - - 400 - Mind blown! - 1 - - - 401 - I wasn't even trying. - 1 - 1 - - - 402 - Did somebody take a picture? - 1 - 1 - - - 403 - Pop goes the zit! - 1 - - - 404 - I warned you about mexican food! - 1 - 1 - 253 - - - 405 - What can I say, I'm a better draw. - 1 - 1 - 1 - 167 - - - 406 - I'm gonna miss your cinematography... - 1 - 1 - 1 - 167 - - - 407 - Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - 1 - 1 - 1 - 247 - - - 408 - Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! - 1 - 1 - - - 409 - No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 410 - Next time try shooting with open eyes! - 1 - - - 411 - Stop shaking! I can't hit you! - 1 - 40 - - - 412 - Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! - 1 - 1 - 2 - - - 413 - And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! - 0 - 240 - - - 414 - Couple? We're not married! - 2 - 240 - - - 415 - I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! - 22 - 240 - - - 416 - PX? What the fuck does it even mean? - 22 - 240 - - - 417 - No shit, Sherlock! - 20 - 240 - - - 418 - It will be one-way trip for you! - 1 - 2 - - - 419 - Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! - 20 - 2 - - - 420 - Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! - 1 - 2 - 2 - - - 421 - What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! - 1 - 220 - - - 422 - Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! - 2 - 220 - - - 423 - I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! - 22 - 1 - 220 - - - 424 - Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. - 22 - 1 - 220 - - - 425 - So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. - 20 - 1 - 220 - - - 426 - Indeed I do! - 0 - 221 - - - 427 - You know there's no such animal, right? - 1 - 221 - - - 428 - Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! - 1 - 22 - 0 - - - 429 - Trouble is my second name! - 1 - 2 - 0 - - - 430 - Like a bulldog! - 1 - 2 - 1 - - - 431 - You should be! - 1 - 1 - 22 - 1 - - - 432 - Your wish is my order! - 0 - 3 - - - 433 - Nobody ever does. - 1 - 22 - 3 - - - 434 - Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. - 1 - 20 - 3 - - - 435 - Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! - 1 - 0 - 4 - - - 436 - No, thank you! - 1 - 1 - 4 - - - 437 - Will see who's about to teach whom! - 1 - 4 - - - 438 - You're right! - 2 - 4 - - - 439 - You don't deserve a chance! - 1 - 20 - 4 - - - 440 - Horoscopes lie! - 22 - 4 - - - 441 - Ding dong! - 1 - 2 - 5 - - - 442 - It's still not too late! - 22 - 5 - - - 443 - We'll check ourselves! - 22 - 6 - - - 444 - Need bubbles, sir? - 1 - 2 - 6 - - - 445 - Did you just call me an ass!? - 1 - 1 - 7 - - - 446 - Whatever. - 20 - 7 - - - 447 - I didn't understand a single word! - 20 - 7 - - - 448 - It will only get closer! - 1 - 22 - 7 - - - 449 - I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. - 1 - 1 - 0 - 1 - 8 - - - 450 - You're the disease and I'm the cure. - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 451 - I'm gonna blow your head off! - 1 - - - 452 - Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 453 - I eat Green Berets for breakfast! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 454 - You cowboys are finished! - 1 - 1 - - - 455 - Take this, you maggot! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 456 - I'm going to cut out your living guts! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 457 - Long live the queen! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 458 - Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 459 - Don't make me angry! - 1 - 1 - - - 460 - I must break you! - 1 - 1 - - - 461 - This is for the Queen! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 462 - The Queen says: Die! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 463 - Dying ain't much of a living, boy! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 464 - Dying ain't much of a living, girl! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 465 - Is that the best you can do? - 1 - - - 466 - Your life is over, asshole! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 467 - Very pretty, but can you fight? - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 468 - Howdy, pardner! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 167 - - - 469 - I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 470 - Viva la revolution! - 1 - 1 - - - 471 - Your move, creep! - 1 - 1 - - - 472 - Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... - 1 - 1 - - - 473 - It's about to turn into full tournee! - 22 - 8 - - - 474 - "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? - 20 - 1 - 8 - - - 475 - As you wish! - 1 - 9 - - - 476 - Hey! I'm a lady! - 0 - 1 - 9 - - - 477 - I'll dig you one! Six feet under! - 22 - 9 - 1 - - - 478 - I guess there's no more room in hell... - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 479 - Is this some kind of a joke? - 1 - 1 - - - 480 - They're coming to get us! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 481 - Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 482 - Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 483 - Really? I mean.. c'mon! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 484 - That's just fucked up! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 485 - What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 486 - Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 487 - I'll send you back to hell! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 488 - We'll need more paramedics! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 489 - Oh shit! It can smell my brain! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 490 - It's not zombie! He's infected! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 491 - Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 492 - It's alive! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 493 - Maybe it's friendly. - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 494 - It's alive... ish. - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 495 - Nothing's ever real until it's real. - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 496 - They live! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 497 - There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 498 - I will not negotiate with undead! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 499 - So there IS a life after death! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 500 - Don't use the Z word! - 1 - 1 - - - 501 - Holy shit. Plot twist! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 502 - Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 503 - That's it, no more drugs for me. - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 504 - I knew that movie was based on a true story! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 505 - You're one spooky motherfucker, man. - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 506 - Oooh. Zombies. How original. - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 507 - Zombie over here! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 508 - Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 509 - Undead! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 510 - This is a bad dream! - 1 - 1 - 40 - 1 - - - 511 - Blasphemy! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 512 - Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 513 - At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 514 - I'm scared to pieces! - 1 - 1 - 30 - 1 - - - 515 - It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 516 - It could be worse. They could be nazi! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 517 - Where's my lawnmower when I need it? - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 518 - It's againt the nature, you freak! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 519 - Dead should stay dead. - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 520 - Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 521 - No! I don't want to become one of you! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 522 - Stay away from my precious gray matter! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 523 - Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 524 - Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! - 1 - 1 - - - 525 - They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 526 - Not my face! My beautiful face! - 1 - 1 - - - 527 - The PAIN! - 1 - 1 - - - 528 - Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! - 1 - 1 - - - 529 - Does it hurt to be dead? - 1 - 1 - - - 530 - And stay dead! This time! - 1 - 1 - - - 531 - You're dead... again. - 1 - 1 - - - 532 - Rest in pieces! - 1 - 1 - - - 533 - If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 534 - Stay down! - 1 - 1 - - - 535 - Get back where you came from! - 1 - 1 - - - 536 - Zed is dead. - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 537 - Yeah! See ya! - 1 - 1 - - - 538 - Punish! - 1 - - - 539 - Bingo! - 1 - - - 540 - I think you'll enjoy this. - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 541 - I'll squash you like a bug! - 1 - 1 - - - 542 - Here comes Johnny! - 1 - 1 - - - 543 - Somebody call an ambulance! - 1 - 1 - - - 544 - My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 545 - Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 5 - - - 546 - OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! - 1 - 1 - 40 - - - 547 - Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! - 1 - 1 - - - 548 - Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? - 1 - 1 - - - 549 - Look what you've made me do... - 1 - 1 - - - 550 - Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! - 1 - 1 - - - 551 - Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! - 1 - 1 - - - 552 - Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 5 - - - 553 - Look who's come to the picnic! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 554 - You've got to be crazy to come here! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 555 - Now, you've got my attention! - 1 - - - 556 - You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 5 - - - 557 - You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 5 - - - 558 - Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 5 - - - 559 - Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! - 1 - 1 - - - 560 - How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! - 1 - 1 - - - 561 - You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? - 1 - 1 - - - 562 - Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... - 1 - 1 - - - 563 - Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 564 - Is that your best? - 1 - - - 565 - It's official: YOU SUCK! - 1 - 1 - - - 566 - You cannot hurt me! - 1 - 1 - - - 567 - Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? - 1 - 1 - - - 568 - I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! - 1 - 1 - - - 569 - Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! - 1 - 1 - - - 570 - Are you trying to piss me off? - 1 - 1 - - - 571 - Do you want to hurt me on purpose? - 1 - - - 572 - Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 573 - I'm going to beat the crap out of you! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 574 - If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! - 1 - 1 - - - 575 - That's it, you're fucking dead! - 1 - 1 - - - 576 - I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 577 - Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! - 1 - 30 - - - 578 - God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. - 1 - 1 - - - 579 - The army... I should have known better! - 1 - 1 - - - 580 - Coming here... What was I thinking? - 1 - - - - 581 - I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. - 1 - 1 - - - 582 - No weapons! No friends! No hope! - 1 - - - 583 - If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... - 1 - 1 - - - 584 - HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! - 1 - 30 - - - 585 - Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! - 1 - 253 - - - 586 - Gee, whales can fight? - 1 - 253 - - - 587 - Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! - 1 - 253 - - - 588 - This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! - 1 - 253 - - - 589 - How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! - 1 - 253 - - - 590 - Over here, you morons! - 1 - 1 - - - 591 - Go to hell, Hellar! - 1 - 1 - 240 - - - 592 - Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? - 1 - 1 - 1 - 23 - - - 593 - It must be this time of the month! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 23 - - - 594 - Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 23 - - - 595 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - 1 - 183 - - - 596 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - 1 - 226 - - - 597 - Look guys, I've found fossils! - 1 - 250 - - - 598 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 1 - 183 - - - 599 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 1 - 226 - - - 600 - Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! - 1 - 250 - - - 601 - Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - 1 - - - 602 - Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? - 1 - - - 603 - Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! - 1 - - - 604 - Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 605 - Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 606 - OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! - 1 - 1 - - - 607 - Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. - 1 - 1 - - - 608 - Trust me. I'm a professional! - 1 - 1 - - - 609 - You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... - 1 - 1 - 1 - 14 - - - 610 - Nice boobs! Are these real? - 1 - 1 - 14 - - - 611 - You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? - 1 - 1 - 1 - 14 - - - 612 - Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 50 - - - 613 - Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 614 - You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! - 1 - 50 - - - 615 - I see you and now I can see through you! - 1 - - - 616 - Little enemies... little wounds! - 1 - 1 - - - 617 - I really hate needless violence. - 1 - 1 - - - 618 - Wow, you're even dumber than you look. - 1 - 1 - - - 619 - You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! - 1 - 1 - 8 - - - 620 - Were your parents siblings? - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 621 - Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 622 - I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! - 1 - 1 - - - 623 - Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? - 1 - 1 - - - 624 - Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 625 - Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 626 - Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 627 - Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 628 - As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 629 - You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! - 1 - 1 - 33 - - - - 630 - Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 14 - - - 631 - You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! - 1 - 1 - 14 - - - 632 - Guys, don't shoot the cushions! - 1 - 1 - 14 - - - 633 - It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 29 - - - 634 - How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 5 - - - 635 - How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 5 - - - 636 - Are you tryin' to make me look good? - 1 - 1 - - - 637 - Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! - 1 - 1 - - - 638 - Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! - 1 - 1 - - - 639 - Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 640 - Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 641 - Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 642 - Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 643 - Idiots! Idiots everywhere! - 1 - 1 - - - 644 - You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. - 1 - 1 - - - 645 - I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. - 1 - 1 - - - 646 - How's that karma tasting? Not so good? - 1 - 1 - - - 647 - Do you always take yourself so seriously? - 1 - 1 - - - 648 - Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. - 1 - 1 - - - 649 - Go bore someone else with your existence. - 1 - 1 - - - 650 - When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! - 1 - - - 651 - Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - 1 - 1 - 1 - 4 - - - 652 - Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? - 1 - 1 - 1 - 4 - - - 653 - Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 654 - Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! - 1 - 1 - - - 655 - Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! - 1 - 35 - - - 656 - I'm scared to death! - 1 - 30 - - - 657 - Gee, that gave me goose bumps! - 1 - 35 - - - 658 - Speak of the devil! - 1 - 35 - - - 659 - Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! - 1 - 1 - - - 660 - OK, that was the last straw! - 1 - - - 661 - If I throw a stick, will you go away? - 1 - 1 - 35 - - - 662 - How can I miss you if you won't go away? - 1 - 1 - 35 - - - 663 - Hold my beer and watch this! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 664 - Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 665 - Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 666 - Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 667 - Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - 1 - 1 - 2 - - - 668 - I thought your purpose was to die! - 1 - 1 - - - 669 - Hey, dickless! Over here! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 670 - Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? - 1 - 1 - - - 671 - Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 5 - - - 672 - Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? - 1 - 1 - 183 - - - 673 - Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? - 1 - 1 - 19 - - - 674 - Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? - 1 - 1 - - - 675 - Did your parents have any children that lived? - 1 - 1 - - - 676 - You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! - 1 - 1 - 40 - - - 677 - Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. - 1 - 1 - - - 678 - Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 679 - If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 680 - That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 681 - What? Hello? I can't hear anything! - 1 - - - 682 - Argh! My ears are bleeding! - 1 - - - 683 - What's this ringing? - 1 - - - 684 - Huh? It's all silent... - 1 - - - 685 - Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? - 1 - - - 686 - Fuck, my eyeballs! - 1 - - - 687 - I can't see shit! - 1 - - - 688 - Who turned off the light?! - 1 - - - 689 - Oh, my eyes! - 1 - - - 690 - Oh God, I'm blind! - 1 - - - 691 - Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! - 1 - 1 - 1 - - - 692 - Somebody help me! I can't see! - 1 - - - 693 - You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! - 1 - 1 - - - 694 - My eyes are on fire! - 1 - - - 695 - Cover me, I'm reloading! - 1 - - - 696 - I'm out, reloading! - 1 - - - 697 - I'm out, reloading! - 1 - - - 698 - Gotta reload! - 1 - - - 699 - Reloading! - 1 - - - 700 - I'm all out! - 1 - - - 701 - I'm running dry over here! - 1 - - - 702 - Need more ammo! - 1 - - - 703 - I'm out of bullets! - 1 - - - 704 - I'm leaking! - 1 - - - 705 - I'm bleeding! - 1 - - - 706 - Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! - 1 - 1 - - - 707 - Mmmm... blood. - 1 - 1 - - - 708 - I need medical attention! - 1 - 1 - - - 709 - I'm spilling blood! - 1 - - - 710 - I... can't... catch a breath... - 1 - - - 711 - My... lungs... - 1 - - - 712 - Gas! Oh... - 1 - - - 713 - I can't breath! - 1 - - - 714 - It burns! - 1 - - - 715 - Don't worry, I'll send you some! - 13 - 4 - - - 716 - I'll show you! - 14 - 1 - 4 - - - 717 - You'll wish you wouldn't ask! - 14 - 1 - 4 - - - 718 - You got it wrong, let me educate you! - 14 - 1 - 4 - - - 719 - Was that a rhetorical question? - 14 - 1 - 1 - 4 - - - 720 - Now whose fault is it, if your cocksucker boss buys second hand guns? - 19 - 1 - 4 - - - 721 - And soon so will be you! - 19 - 4 - - - 722 - The only thing layin' low here, is you bitch! - 20 - 1 - 1 - 4 - - - 723 - Yeah right, that's why you're sweating! - 21 - 4 - - - 724 - Guess again! That wasn't your horoscope! - 22 - 4 - - - 725 - Advice for today: avoid long travels, new relationships and BULLETS! - 22 - 1 - 4 - - - 726 - Mine said I will kill a lot of people today! I hope it will come true too! - 22 - 1 - 4 - - - 727 - Do people seriously believe in these things? Pathetic. - 22 - 1 - 4 - - - 728 - Tough? I could make that shot with eyes closed. - 23 - 1 - 1 - 4 - - - 729 - And that's just the beginning! - 24 - 1 - 4 - - - 730 - He loves you no more! - 24 - 4 - - - 731 - OK, this one's out. Next! - 26 - 4 - - - 732 - You'll be sorry for saying that! - 26 - 1 - 4 - - - 733 - Well, now we can play hide and seek! - 56 - 4 - - - 734 - You're right! It's the whole company here! - 59 - 1 - 4 - - - 735 - No, loser! You should have used the plural! Guys, lot's of guys! - 0 - 1 - 13 - - - 736 - Will see about that... - 1 - 13 - - - 737 - No, it doesn't, but don't worry, we'll be gentle! - 2 - 13 - - - 738 - Nice grammar, asshole! - 2 - 1 - 13 - - - 739 - Need supplies, wacko? - 13 - 13 - - - 740 - Here, I'll give you some! - 13 - 1 - 13 - - - 741 - No, you just suck, that's it! No air involved! - 14 - 13 - - - 742 - Never got this - why bring a knife to a gun fight? - 15 - 1 - 13 - - - 743 - Funny indeed, we had so much fun with him as a target practice! - 16 - 13 - - - 744 - I know some jokes too. For example: you're a joke! - 16 - 1 - 13 - - - 745 - Hey man, the gun isn't stupid, you are! - 19 - 13 - - - 746 - Suits you fine, huh? - 19 - 1 - 13 - - - 747 - Relax! Why make such a fuss? - 20 - 1 - 13 - - - 748 - The only thing you're gonna get is your butt kicked! - 21 - 1 - 13 - - - 749 - Oh yeah? Wait for the next one! - 22 - 13 - - - 750 - It was just a warning shot! - 22 - 1 - 13 - - - 751 - I'll scratch you to death! - 24 - 1 - 13 - - - 752 - That's not a scratch. It's a fucking canyon! - 24 - 13 - - - 753 - No. You need to die! - 26 - 1 - 13 - - - 754 - I'll dig you one too with it! - 27 - 13 - - - 755 - Kiss my ass! - 62 - 1 - 13 - - - 756 - Fireball? What the fuck do you think this is? Street Fighter Alpha 3? - 56 - 13 - - - 757 - It's OK, I'm here. Follow my voice! - 56 - 13 - - - 758 - That's what she said! - 0 - 14 - 1 - - - 759 - Please, let it be a close encounter of the sexy kind! - 0 - 1 - 14 - 1 - - - 760 - We are here, we are queer... fuck, that sounded wrong! - 1 - 1 - 14 - 1 - - - 761 - We are here, we are queer... wait, that came out wrong... oops, this too! - 1 - 1 - 14 - 1 - - - 762 - I'm ready any time you are! - 1 - 14 - 1 - - - 763 - Why not? Have you never had a threesome? - 2 - 1 - 14 - 1 - - - 764 - Now, now, you're hurting our feelings! - 2 - 14 - 1 - - - 765 - Come on, there's always a room to try something new! - 2 - 1 - 14 - 1 - - - 766 - Don't worry, it will be just a "gun bang"! - 2 - 1 - 14 - 1 - - - 767 - Guys, she just needs a loaded gun! - 13 - 14 - 1 - - - 768 - Come over here, I'll give you some. - 13 - 14 - 1 - - - 769 - Is that how it's called these days? - 13 - 1 - 14 - 1 - - - 770 - I bet that's what you've said the first time too! - 14 - 1 - 14 - 1 - - - 771 - What did you just say? Wolf? We've got plenty of them... - 15 - 14 - - - 772 - Oh, now I'm getting jelous. - 15 - 14 - 1 - - - 773 - I can help you to deal with the grief, if you want! - 15 - 14 - 1 - - - 774 - We've got plenty of bears too... Hans, come over here! - 17 - 14 - - - 775 - Where? Where? - 19 - 14 - 1 - - - 776 - Maybe I could help you with that? - 19 - 14 - 1 - - - 777 - You need to empty the chamber... - 19 - 1 - 14 - 1 - - - 778 - But that's nothing new for you, eh? - 20 - 1 - 14 - - - 779 - Damn, that doesn't even deserve a witty response! - 20 - 1 - 14 - 1 - - - 780 - Are you even listening what you're saying? - 20 - 1 - 14 - - - 781 - Oh, I'll give you one! Just you wait! - 21 - 1 - 14 - 1 - - - 782 - You should consider changing your masseur. I volunteer! - 21 - 1 - 14 - 1 - - - 783 - Yeah, I bet you did. God. - 21 - 14 - 1 - - - 784 - Oooh. Not today! - 24 - 14 - 1 - - - 785 - No! - 26 - 1 - 14 - 1 - - - 786 - Anything for you, princess. - 26 - 1 - 14 - 1 - - - 787 - I work this way on women. - 26 - 1 - 14 - 1 - - - 788 - Are you doing this on purpose? - 27 - 1 - 14 - - - 789 - Pffft. - 51 - 14 - 1 - - - 790 - Pffft. - 53 - 14 - 1 - - - 791 - I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that. - 1 - 53 - 13 - - - 792 - Hold on! I'll just drop my clothes, get my rescue tube and I'm coming to save you! - 77 - 1 - 13 - 1 - - \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts.xml b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts.xml index 048bf2f8f..96eb91451 100644 --- a/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts.xml +++ b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts.xml @@ -1,7 +1,7 @@ - 0 + 0 Taunt! (320 letters) @@ -177,5041 +177,13 @@ 0 + + + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Attack.xml b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Attack.xml new file mode 100644 index 000000000..6380cdf92 --- /dev/null +++ b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Attack.xml @@ -0,0 +1,427 @@ + + + + 0 + Killing time! + 1 + + + 1 + I'll kill you! + 1 + + + 2 + Show me what you've got! + 1 + + + 3 + Take this, you maggot! + 1 + + + 4 + Here is your freedom, you son of a bitch! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 5 + I'll break you! + 1 + 1 + + + 6 + Dying ain't much of a living, boy! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 7 + Dying ain't much of a living, girl! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 8 + Trust me. I'm a professional! + 1 + 1 + + + 9 + You're the disease and I'm the cure. + 1 + + + 10 + Sucker! + 1 + + + 11 + Suck on this! + 1 + + + 12 + Come get some! + 1 + + + 13 + You're mine! + 1 + + + 14 + Die! + 1 + + + 15 + You scared, motherfucker? + You scared, bastard? + 1 + 1 + + + 16 + This is gonna hurt! + 1 + + + 17 + Eat shit and die! + 1 + + + 18 + Send me a postcard from hell! + 1 + 1 + + + 19 + I think you'll enjoy this. + 1 + 1 + + + 20 + Come to daddy! + 1 + 1 + + + 21 + Come to momma! + 1 + 1 + + + 22 + + This is for the Queen! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 23 + You'll be six feet under in no time! + 1 + + + 24 + Gonna send ya home in a pine box, loser! + 1 + + + 25 + Hey, wanna play? + 1 + + + 26 + + Viva la revolution! + 1 + 1 + + + 27 + Your move, creep! + 1 + 1 + + + 28 + You should have stayed home, bitch! + 1 + 1 + + + 29 + You should have stayed home, fucker! + You should have stayed home, sucker! + 1 + 1 + + + 30 + Die, vermin! + 1 + + + 31 + Feeling scared? + 1 + + + 32 + Dance for me! + 1 + + + 33 + How fun! + 1 + 1 + + + 34 + Dakka-dakka-dakka! + 1 + 1 + + + 35 + Guns don't kill people, I do! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 36 + I'm the best! + 1 + 1 + + + 37 + Kneel before me, loser! + 1 + + + 38 + Come on! I don't got all day! + 1 + 1 + + + 39 + Eat lead! + 1 + + + 40 + I'm better than you! + 1 + 1 + + + 41 + You fucked with the wrong man! + You messed with the wrong man! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 42 + You fucked with the wrong woman! + You messed with the wrong woman! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 43 + Stop wasting my time! + 1 + 1 + + + 44 + You deserve it! + 1 + 1 + + + 45 + Yeah! + 1 + + + 46 + That's right! + 1 + + + 47 + You're dead. + 1 + + + 48 + How ya like it? + 1 + + + 49 + You had it coming! + 1 + + + 50 + Why, hello there! + 1 + 1 + + + 51 + Say "cheese"! + 1 + 1 + + + 52 + Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! + 1 + 1 + + + 53 + Could you just please die? + 1 + 1 + + + 54 + Garbage day! + 1 + 1 + + + 55 + I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! + 1 + 1 + + + 56 + Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 4 + + + 57 + Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 4 + + + 58 + I will destroy you! + 0 + 1 + + + 59 + Dead or alive, you're coming with me. + 1 + 1 + + + 60 + + I looked for you, I've found you and now I will kill you! + 1 + 1 + + + 61 + Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 62 + Your life is over, asshole! + 1 + + + 63 + I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 64 + Viva la revolution! + 1 + 1 + + + 65 + Your move, creep! + 1 + 1 + + + 66 + I'm gonna blow your head off! + 1 + + + 67 + You cowboys are finished! + 1 + 1 + + + 68 + Long live the queen! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 69 + The Queen says: Die! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + diff --git a/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Bleeding.xml b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Bleeding.xml new file mode 100644 index 000000000..ff6e3748d --- /dev/null +++ b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Bleeding.xml @@ -0,0 +1,68 @@ + + + + 0 + I'm leaking! + 1 + + + 1 + I'm bleeding! + 1 + + + 2 + Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! + 1 + 1 + + + 3 + Mmmm... blood. + 1 + 1 + + + 4 + I need medical attention! + 1 + 1 + + + 5 + I'm spilling blood! + 1 + + + 6 + Hey! It DOES taste like iron! + 1 + + + 7 + Oh, I'm getting light-headed! + 1 + + + 8 + Does it count toward my Honorary Donor card? + 1 + 1 + + + 9 + I'm bleeding... It was supposed to be them, not me! + 1 + 1 + + + 10 + Gonna need some sewing! + 1 + + + 11 + Oh no... my precious fluids! + 1 + + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Blinded.xml b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Blinded.xml new file mode 100644 index 000000000..b680f67c4 --- /dev/null +++ b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Blinded.xml @@ -0,0 +1,60 @@ + + + + 0 + Fuck, my eyeballs! + Crap, my eyeballs! + 1 + + + 1 + I can't see shit! + 1 + + + 2 + Who turned off the lights?! + 1 + + + 3 + + Oh, my eyes! + 1 + + + 4 + Oh God, I'm blind! + 1 + + + 5 + Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 6 + Somebody help me! I can't see! + 1 + + + 7 + + You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your fear! + 1 + 1 + + + 8 + My eyes are on fire! + 1 + + + 9 + Hello darkness, my old friend. + 1 + 1 + + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_CQC_Attack.xml b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_CQC_Attack.xml new file mode 100644 index 000000000..2404067c5 --- /dev/null +++ b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_CQC_Attack.xml @@ -0,0 +1,113 @@ + + + + 0 + Let's see what's inside this pinata! + 1 + + + 1 + When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! + 1 + + + 2 + Hey, you've got untied shoelace! + 1 + 1 + + + 3 + There's a mustard on your shirt! + 1 + 1 + + + 4 + I'll break every single bone in your body! + 1 + + + 5 + Need a nose job? + 1 + + + 6 + Normally, I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 7 + Punish! + 1 + 1 + + + 8 + I think you'll enjoy this. + 1 + 1 + + + 9 + I'll squash you like a bug! + 1 + 1 + + + 10 + I'll stab you until you say 'ouch, I'm dead'! + 1 + 1 + + + 11 + I'll carve ya up like a chicken! + 1 + 1 + + + 12 + Bleed for me! + 1 + 1 + + + 13 + I can't believe they're paying me for that! + 1 + 1 + + + 14 + Chop chop chop! + 1 + 1 + + + 15 + I'll gut you like a fish! + 1 + + + 16 + You could use some shave! + 1 + 1 + + + 17 + Time for harakiri, asshole! + 1 + + + 18 + I'm going to cut out your living guts! + 1 + 1 + + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Charge.xml b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Charge.xml new file mode 100644 index 000000000..fd3ec5f08 --- /dev/null +++ b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Charge.xml @@ -0,0 +1,294 @@ + + + + 0 + You scared, motherfucker? + You scared, bastard? + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 1 + This is gonna hurt! + 1 + 1 + + + 2 + Come to daddy! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 3 + Come to momma! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 4 + I'll chop your balls off! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 5 + Hey, wanna play? + 1 + 1 + + + 6 + Gonna scalp ya, sucker! + 1 + + + 7 + Come to papa. + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 8 + Show me your guts! + 1 + + + 9 + I'll rip you to pieces! + 1 + 1 + + + 10 + Motherfucker! + Monkey fighter! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 11 + I can smell your fear! + 1 + 1 + + + 12 + Chaaarge! + 1 + 1 + + + 13 + Guns are for pussies! + 1 + 1 + + + 14 + Your ass is mine! + 1 + 1 + + + 15 + Welcome to world of pain. I'll be your guide! + 1 + 1 + + + 16 + I'll slice ya up like a mango! + 1 + 1 + + + 17 + Heads are gonna roll! + 1 + + + 18 + Closing in! + 1 + 1 + + + 19 + Ready or not, here I come! + 1 + 1 + + + 20 + It's time to get personal! + 1 + 1 + + + 21 + Stop me if you can! + 1 + 1 + + + 22 + You and me! No rules! Come on, coward! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 23 + You don't leave me a choice! + 1 + 1 + + + 24 + Who needs guns anyway? + 1 + 1 + + + 25 + I'll stab you until you say "ouch, I'm dead"! + 1 + 1 + + + 26 + How 'bout a facelift? + 1 + 1 + + + 27 + It's Christmas! And you've been VERY naughty! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 28 + Hugs! + 1 + 1 + + + 29 + I promise it won't hurt... much. + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 30 + Tag! + 1 + 1 + + + 31 + Shit, I can't believe I'm doing this! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 32 + Prepare to suffer! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 33 + I will destroy you! + 1 + 1 + + + 34 + I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 35 + Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 36 + Your life is over, asshole! + 1 + 1 + + + 37 + Here comes Johnny! + 1 + 1 + + + 38 + You're the disease and I'm the cure. + 1 + 1 + + + 39 + I'm going to beat the crap out of you! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 40 + I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! + 1 + 1 + + + 41 + I kick ass for the queen! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 42 + I warn you! I watched "Enter the Dragon" TWICE! + 1 + 1 + + + 43 + I'll rip your fucking legs out of your ass! + I'll rip your freaking legs out of your ass! + 1 + 1 + + + 44 + I'll bash your skull in! + 1 + 1 + + + 45 + I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! + 1 + + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Deafened.xml b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Deafened.xml new file mode 100644 index 000000000..2ba52e6ba --- /dev/null +++ b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Deafened.xml @@ -0,0 +1,28 @@ + + + + 0 + What? Hello? I can't hear anything! + 1 + + + 1 + Argh! My ears are bleeding! + 1 + + + 2 + What's this ringing? + 1 + + + 3 + Huh? It's all silent now... + 1 + + + 4 + Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? + 1 + + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Fire_Launcher.xml b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Fire_Launcher.xml new file mode 100644 index 000000000..b57520bd2 --- /dev/null +++ b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Fire_Launcher.xml @@ -0,0 +1,176 @@ + + + + 0 + Say hello to my lil' friend! + 1 + 1 + + + 1 + Barbecue time! + 1 + + + 2 + Suck it down! + 1 + + + 3 + Bam! + 1 + + + 4 + Kaboom! + 1 + + + 5 + Dodge this! + 1 + + + 6 + I like it! + 1 + + + 7 + Hahaha! + 1 + + + 8 + Die in fire, bitch! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 9 + Die in fire, son of a bitch! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 10 + Say your prayers! + 1 + + + 11 + Hell yeah! + 1 + + + 12 + There's no kill like overkill! + 1 + + + 13 + My gun's bigger than yours! + 1 + + + 14 + I got a present for ya! + 1 + + + 15 + Watch and learn. + 1 + 1 + + + 16 + Special delivery! + 1 + + + 17 + You should see your face now! + 1 + 1 + + + 18 + Didn't see THAT coming, huh? + 1 + 1 + + + 19 + Check mate! + 1 + 1 + + + 20 + I always wanted to do this. + 1 + 1 + + + 21 + Peace through power! + 1 + 1 + + + 22 + This job ain't that bad. + 1 + 1 + + + 23 + Now I remember why I joined army! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 24 + Ooh, somebody stop me! + 1 + 1 + + + 25 + You're welcome! + 1 + 1 + + + 26 + There goes the neighborhood! + 1 + 1 + + + 27 + Denied! + 1 + 1 + + + 28 + Hold my beer and watch this! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 29 + If I had a dick, this is when I would tell you to suck it! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Gas.xml b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Gas.xml new file mode 100644 index 000000000..29f345dc4 --- /dev/null +++ b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Gas.xml @@ -0,0 +1,34 @@ + + + + 0 + I... can't... catch a breath... + 1 + + + 1 + My... lungs... + 1 + + + 2 + Gas! Oh... + 1 + + + 3 + I can't breath! + 1 + + + 4 + It burns! + 1 + + + 5 + Too much... Mexican food... + 1 + 1 + + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Got_Hit.xml b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Got_Hit.xml new file mode 100644 index 000000000..6331940f5 --- /dev/null +++ b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Got_Hit.xml @@ -0,0 +1,256 @@ + + + + 0 + Aaaggh! + 1 + + + 1 + I see red... + 1 + 40 + + + 2 + Damn, I'm barely conscious. + 1 + 40 + + + 3 + Ugh! + 1 + + + 4 + This... hurts! + 1 + + + 5 + You will regret... uhh... this. + 1 + + + 6 + Crap! + 1 + 1 + + + 7 + What the...! + 1 + + + 8 + Ouch! + 1 + + + 9 + You fuck! + You bastard! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 10 + Oh, you little piece of shit! + Oh, you little piece of... + 1 + 1 + + + 11 + Fuck, you'll pay for that! + Damn, you'll pay for that! + 1 + 1 + + + 12 + You fucked with the wrong guy! + You messed with the wrong guy! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 13 + Now you have... pissed me off. + 1 + 1 + + + 14 + It was nothing! + 1 + 1 + + + 15 + I'm still here! + 1 + 1 + + + 16 + Didn't feel a thing! + 1 + 1 + + + 17 + Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! + 1 + 1 + + + 18 + Pain is just an illusion! + 1 + 1 + + + 19 + Who do you think you are? + 1 + 1 + + + 20 + Oh, come on! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 21 + Why me?! + 1 + 1 + + + 22 + This hurts you more then it hurts me. + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 23 + I'm allergic to pain! + 1 + 1 + + + 24 + You son of a bitch! + 1 + 1 + + + 25 + It's a goddamn commando squad! + 1 + 35 + + + 26 + Why is this shit always happening to me!? + 1 + 35 + + + 27 + Oh no, how could this happen? + 1 + 35 + + + 28 + I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! + 1 + 1 + + + 29 + Oh... I'd love to smack you right now! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 30 + I'm going to beat the crap out of you! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 31 + That's it, you're fucking dead! + That's it, you're freaking dead! + 1 + 1 + + + 32 + I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 33 + God will find a way to get back at you, and it ain't gonna be pretty. + 1 + 1 + + + 34 + Little enemies... little wounds! + 1 + 1 + + + 35 + I really hate needless violence. + 1 + 1 + + + 36 + If you shoot me again, I'll wrap your gun around your neck! + 1 + 1 + + + 37 + Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 38 + I'll take that gun from you, stick it up your ass and pull the trigger till it goes click! + 1 + 1 + + + 39 + This? This is nothing! + 1 + 1 + + + 40 + It's OK! My face cushioned the fall! + 1 + 1 + + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Got_Missed.xml b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Got_Missed.xml new file mode 100644 index 000000000..fff1fbb6d --- /dev/null +++ b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Got_Missed.xml @@ -0,0 +1,606 @@ + + + + 0 + Marry me! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 4 + + + 1 + Pathetic! + 1 + + + 2 + Try again, I dare ya. + 1 + 1 + + + 3 + Don't make me go over there! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 4 + You've just made a huge mistake! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 5 + I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! + 1 + 1 + + + 6 + You'll regret missing! + 1 + 1 + + + 7 + Who were you shootin' at? + 1 + + + 8 + Who learned you to shoot? + 1 + 1 + + + 9 + You'll pay for that! + 1 + 1 + + + 10 + Son of a bitch! + 1 + + + 11 + You suck! + 1 + + + 12 + Lame! + 1 + + + 13 + Are you even trying? + 1 + + + 14 + Ha, you wish! + 1 + + + 15 + Learn how to shoot, rookie! + 1 + 1 + + + 16 + In your dreams! + 1 + + + 17 + Not impressed! + 1 + + + 18 + That ain't gonna happen. + 1 + + + 19 + Booooo! + 1 + 1 + + + 20 + Children shouldn't play with guns! + 1 + 1 + + + 21 + Nice try! + 1 + + + 22 + My grandma's a better shot! + 1 + 1 + + + 23 + That shot was bad and you should feel bad! + 1 + 1 + + + 24 + Close enough. + 1 + + + 25 + Can't touch this! + 1 + 1 + + + 26 + Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. + 1 + 1 + + + 27 + Get back in the kitchen where you belong, woman! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 28 + That was close. + 1 + 1 + + + 29 + Try harder! + 1 + + + 30 + Whew! + 1 + 1 + + + 31 + Hell no! + 1 + + + 32 + Maybe next time! + 1 + 1 + + + 33 + Not today! + 1 + 1 + + + 34 + Close, but no cigar. + 1 + 1 + + + 35 + That woke me up. + 1 + 1 + + + 36 + Is that the best you can do? + 1 + + + 37 + Very pretty, but can you fight? + 1 + 1 + + + 38 + Shit, shit, shit... + 1 + 35 + + + 39 + We're all gonna die. + 1 + 35 + + + 40 + God help me. + 1 + 35 + + + 41 + We're in some real pretty shit right now! + 1 + 35 + + + 42 + It ain't a dream! This is really happening! + 1 + 35 + + + 43 + Where is the goddamn cavalry? + 1 + 35 + + + 44 + Don't make me angry! + 1 + 1 + + + 45 + Is that the best you can do? + 1 + + + 46 + Very pretty, but can you fight? + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 47 + Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 48 + Is that your best? + 1 + + + 49 + It's official: YOU SUCK! + 1 + 1 + + + 50 + You cannot hurt me! + 1 + 1 + + + 51 + Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? + 1 + 1 + + + 52 + Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! + 1 + 1 + + + 53 + Are you trying to piss me off? + 1 + 1 + + + 54 + Do you want to hurt me on purpose? + 1 + + + 55 + Oh... I'd love to smack you right now! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + + 56 + Wow, you're even dumber than you look. + 1 + 1 + + + 57 + Idiots! Idiots everywhere! + 1 + 1 + + + 58 + You fight so badly you make even onions cry. + 1 + 1 + + + 59 + I guess the only fan you have is the one on the ceiling. + 1 + 1 + + + 60 + Do you always take yourself so seriously? + 1 + 1 + + + 61 + Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? + 1 + 1 + + + 62 + Next time try shooting with open eyes! + 1 + + + 63 + Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? + 1 + 1 + + + 64 + Now, you've got my attention! + 1 + + + 65 + You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 5 + + + 66 + You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 5 + + + 67 + Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 5 + + + 68 + Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! + 1 + 1 + + + 69 + How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! + 1 + 1 + + + 70 + You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? + 1 + 1 + + + 71 + Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... + 1 + 1 + + + 72 + Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? + 1 + + + 73 + Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! + 1 + + + 74 + Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 75 + Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 76 + OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! + 1 + 1 + + + 77 + Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! + 1 + 1 + + + 78 + Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! + 1 + 1 + + + 79 + Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 80 + Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 81 + Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beating! + 1 + 35 + + + 82 + I'm scared to death! + 1 + 30 + + + 83 + Gee, that gave me goose bumps! + 1 + 35 + + + 84 + Speak of the devil! + 1 + 35 + + + 85 + Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 86 + Where did that come from? + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 87 + That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! + 1 + 1 + + + 88 + Need a scope on that blade? + 1 + 1 + + + 89 + Give me that, I'll do it myself! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 90 + I ain't your punching bag, boy! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 91 + I ain't your punching bag, girl! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 92 + Well, if it ain't Muhammad Ali... Drunk! + 1 + 1 + + + 93 + Boxing... not your strongest suit, huh? + 1 + 1 + + + 94 + You fight like a girl! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 95 + You fight like a girl... Oh, nevermind. + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 96 + Not sure if that's the best moment - but you really should invest in some Mentos! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 97 + I love it when they try to fight back! + 1 + 1 + + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Head_Pop.xml b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Head_Pop.xml new file mode 100644 index 000000000..0e08bffee --- /dev/null +++ b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Head_Pop.xml @@ -0,0 +1,87 @@ + + + + 0 + OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 1 + OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 2 + I think I'll skip a lunch today. + 1 + 1 + + + 3 + Hahaha! Fucking awesome! + Hahaha! Freaking awesome! + 1 + 1 + + + 4 + Fuck yeah! I love this job! + Hell yeah! I love this job! + 1 + 1 + + + 5 + It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. + 1 + 1 + + + 6 + Boom, head shot! + 1 + + + 7 + Wow! + 1 + + + 8 + Mind blown! + 1 + + + 9 + I wasn't even trying. + 1 + 1 + + + 10 + Did somebody take a picture? + 1 + 1 + + + 11 + Pop goes the zit! + 1 + + + 12 + Somebody call an ambulance! + 1 + 1 + + + 13 + Does it mean I can read minds now? + 1 + 1 + + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Hit.xml b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Hit.xml new file mode 100644 index 000000000..139da2ee2 --- /dev/null +++ b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Hit.xml @@ -0,0 +1,137 @@ + + + + 0 + Does it hurt to be dead? + 1 + 1 + + + 1 + Bingo! + 1 + + + 2 + Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. + 1 + 1 + + + 3 + Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 50 + + + 4 + How's karma tasting? Not so good? + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 5 + Doctor is in! + 1 + + + 6 + Operation succesful! + 1 + + + 7 + You taste like chicken! + 1 + 1 + + + 8 + You know what would be nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! + 1 + 1 + + + 9 + Chop chop chop! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 10 + Fresh meat! + 1 + 1 + + + 11 + I'll drink your blood! + 1 + 1 + + + 12 + Don't worry, it's disinfected! + 1 + + + 13 + Mmmmmincemeat! + 1 + 1 + + + 14 + Bullseye! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 15 + Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! + 1 + 1 + + + 16 + I see you... and now I can see through you! + 1 + + + 17 + Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... Oh, who am I kidding! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 18 + See? Girls can fight too! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 19 + Girls power! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 20 + I now pronounce you... the man and the bullet. + 1 + 1 + 1 + + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Kill.xml b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Kill.xml new file mode 100644 index 000000000..de2462269 --- /dev/null +++ b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Kill.xml @@ -0,0 +1,289 @@ + + + + 0 + Viva la revolution! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 1 + Keep a place in hell for your Queen! + 1 + 1 + + + 2 + Aaand you're dead. + 1 + + + 3 + Next! + 1 + + + 4 + That's just a beginning, fuckers! + That's just a beginning, bastards! + 1 + 1 + + + 5 + Time to loot a corpse, I guess. + 1 + 1 + + + 6 + Nice job getting yourself killed. + 1 + 1 + + + 7 + You OK? You look kinda... dead! + 1 + 1 + + + 8 + Another one to my collection. + 1 + 1 + + + 9 + You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. + 1 + 1 + + + 10 + Pathetic. + 1 + 1 + + + 11 + Amateur. + 1 + 1 + + + 12 + Let this be a lesson for all of you! + 1 + 1 + + + 13 + You asked for it. + 1 + 1 + + + 14 + Your luck ran out. + 1 + 1 + + + 15 + Time to pay the piper! + 1 + 1 + + + 16 + Someone, go check his pulse. + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 17 + Someone, go check her pulse. + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 18 + Adios! + 1 + + + 19 + In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 5 + + + 20 + Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 4 + + + 21 + Goodnight sweet prince. + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 5 + + + 22 + Diagnosis: negative! + 1 + 1 + + + 23 + It didn't have end up like this! + 1 + 1 + + + 24 + Yeah! See ya! + 1 + 1 + + + 25 + Look what you've made me do... + 1 + 1 + + + 26 + That's one way to skin a cat! + 1 + 1 + + + 27 + Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! + 1 + 1 + + + 28 + Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! + 1 + 1 + + + 29 + Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 30 + Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 31 + Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 32 + Now I have to wash my hands! + 1 + 1 + + + 33 + Look at my shirt, how am I going to explain this to my wife? + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 34 + Bullseye! + 1 + + + 35 + I'm the best! + 1 + 1 + + + 36 + It's all in the reflexes! + 1 + 1 + + + 37 + Neutralised! + 1 + 1 + + + 38 + Target eliminated! + 1 + 1 + + + 39 + Another one bites the dust! + 1 + 1 + + + 40 + I like to look in their eyes... + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 41 + One out, six billions to go... + 1 + 1 + + + 42 + Close and personal. Just how I like it! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 43 + Looks like a bad case of... split personality! + 1 + 1 + + + 44 + Did your parents have any children that lived? + 1 + 1 + + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Miss.xml b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Miss.xml new file mode 100644 index 000000000..8b10a8dfa --- /dev/null +++ b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Miss.xml @@ -0,0 +1,66 @@ + + + + 0 + Crap! + 1 + 1 + + + 1 + You fuck! + You freak! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 2 + Oh, come on! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 3 + Don't make me go over there! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 4 + Son of a bitch! + 1 + 1 + + + 5 + Goddamnit. + 1 + + + 6 + Are you tryin' to make me look good? + 1 + 1 + + + 7 + At the circus it looked easier... + 1 + 1 + + + 8 + It was just a warning shot! + 1 + 1 + + + 9 + I wasn't even trying. + 1 + 1 + + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Notice_Enemy.xml b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Notice_Enemy.xml new file mode 100644 index 000000000..703689d47 --- /dev/null +++ b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Notice_Enemy.xml @@ -0,0 +1,131 @@ + + + + 0 + Fantastic. + 1 + 1 + + + 1 + 'Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you.' Riiight. + 1 + 1 + + + 2 + Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. + 1 + 1 + + + 3 + Da'ffff...! + 1 + + + 4 + Big mistake! + 1 + + + 5 + Holy crap! + 1 + + + 6 + Enemy! + 1 + 1 + + + 7 + Enemy!!! + 1 + 1 + + + 8 + There is one! + 1 + 1 + + + 9 + Intruders! + 1 + + + 10 + Holy shit! + 1 + + + 11 + I spy with my little eye! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 12 + I have a sigthing! + 1 + 1 + + + 13 + Enemy forces! + 1 + + + 14 + Enemy detected! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 15 + Enemy over here! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 16 + Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! + 1 + 1 + + + 17 + No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 18 + Look who's come to the picnic! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 19 + You've got to be crazy to come here! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 20 + Over here, you morons! + 1 + 1 + + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Out_Of_Ammo.xml b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Out_Of_Ammo.xml new file mode 100644 index 000000000..d8934ff58 --- /dev/null +++ b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Out_Of_Ammo.xml @@ -0,0 +1,34 @@ + + + + 0 + What the hell am I going to do now? + 1 + 40 + + + 1 + I'm all out! + 1 + + + 2 + I'm running dry over here! + 1 + + + 3 + Need more ammo! + 1 + + + 4 + I'm out of bullets! + 1 + + + 5 + Need supplies! + 1 + + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Profile_Specific.xml b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Profile_Specific.xml new file mode 100644 index 000000000..ccd95bfb2 --- /dev/null +++ b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Profile_Specific.xml @@ -0,0 +1,465 @@ + + + + 0 + Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 14 + + + + 1 + Serves you right, you slut! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 14 + + + + 2 + What can I say, I'm a better draw. + 1 + 1 + 1 + 167 + + + + 3 + I'm gonna miss your cinematography... + 1 + 1 + 1 + 167 + + + + 4 + Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. + 1 + 1 + 1 + 247 + + + + 5 + Go to hell, Hellar! + 1 + 1 + 240 + + + + 6 + That door revolved one time too many... + 1 + 1 + 1 + 149 + + + + 7 + Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. + 1 + 1 + 149 + + + + 8 + Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head... + 1 + 1 + 1 + 149 + + + + 9 + I'll give you my autograph, Gillitt... in your condolence book! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 70 + + + + 10 + I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 70 + + + + 11 + I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! + 1 + 1 + 57 + + + + 12 + Wanna see a magic trick? Bam, he's gone! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 29 + + + + 13 + Oh no, he's going down! Prepare for the shockwave! + 1 + 1 + 253 + + + + 14 + You are a sad, strange, little man, and you have my pity! + 1 + 1 + 40 + + + + 15 + Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! + 1 + 57 + + + + 16 + I'll get promotion for killing you, rebel scum! + 1 + 1 + 57 + + + + 17 + Bang-bang! Just like in 'Attack of the Clydesdales'! + 1 + 1 + 167 + + + + 18 + Much Dust, Many Bullets! + 1 + 1 + 167 + + + + 19 + Get back on your Honda, and travel away! + 1 + 1 + 167 + + + + 20 + Forgive me, for I have sinned! + 1 + 1 + 247 + + + + 21 + Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! + 1 + 183 + + + + 22 + Please, tell us the story about Gettysburg battle again! + 1 + 183 + + + + 23 + Now that's an easy target! + 1 + 253 + + + + 24 + Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! + 1 + 1 + 249 + + + + 25 + Where's your God now?! + 1 + 247 + + + + 26 + Father, what about the fifth commandment? You damn hypocrite! + 1 + 1 + 247 + + + + 27 + Who's that psycho chick? + 1 + 23 + + + + 28 + Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? + 1 + 183 + + + + 29 + All the fat didn't protect internal organs? + 1 + 253 + + + + 30 + No, not you Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! + 1 + 1 + 2 + + + + 31 + This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! + 1 + 253 + + + + 32 + How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! + 1 + 253 + + + + 33 + Stop shaking! I can't hit you! + 1 + 40 + + + + 34 + Stop moving! I can't aim when the ground is shaking! + 1 + 253 + + + + 35 + Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! + Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're screwed! + 1 + 1 + 16 + + + + 36 + Hey, it's a guy from 'Wild, Wild East'! I'm your biggest fan! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 167 + + + + 37 + Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... + 1 + 1 + 253 + + + + 38 + Howdy, pardner! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 167 + + + + 39 + You remind me of my Chinese friend... Ug Lee! + 1 + 1 + 33 + + + + 40 + Well, if it ain't my favourite celebrity! I have all the posters with you back in the barracks... + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 14 + + + + 41 + You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! + 1 + 1 + 14 + + + + 42 + Nice guns you've got there! Are they real, or just replicas? + 1 + 1 + 1 + 14 + + + + 43 + Guys, don't shoot the cushions! + 1 + 1 + 14 + + + + 44 + Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! + 1 + 253 + + + + 45 + Quickly, someone call Captain Ahab! + 1 + 1 + 253 + + + + 46 + Are you lost? The auditions for 'Free Willy' are that way! + 1 + 253 + + + + 47 + Please, don't eat me! + 1 + 1 + 253 + + + + 48 + Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? + 1 + 1 + 1 + 23 + + + + 49 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + 1 + 183 + + + + 50 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + 1 + 226 + + + + 51 + Look guys, I've found fossils! + 1 + 250 + + + + 52 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + 1 + 183 + + + + 53 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + 1 + 226 + + + + 54 + Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! + 1 + 250 + + + + 55 + Wow, you've got nice... personality. + 1 + 1 + 14 + + + + 56 + You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! + 1 + 1 + 8 + + + + 57 + Hey, asshole! Eighties called, say they want their haircut back! + 1 + 1 + 227 + + + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Red_Alert.xml b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Red_Alert.xml new file mode 100644 index 000000000..4163cec00 --- /dev/null +++ b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Red_Alert.xml @@ -0,0 +1,190 @@ + + + + 0 + They're here! + 1 + + + 1 + Now the fun can start! + 1 + 1 + + + 2 + I've waited for this looong time. + 1 + 1 + + + 3 + Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! + 1 + 1 + + + 4 + They have no idea what they are in for... + 1 + 1 + + + 5 + Everyone get ready! + 1 + 1 + + + 6 + Killing time! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 7 + I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! + 1 + 1 + + + 8 + Finally! Some carnage! + 1 + 1 + + + 9 + Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! + 1 + 1 + + + 10 + Finally, my training will pay off. + 1 + 1 + + + 11 + Everybody, wake up! + 1 + 1 + + + 12 + Time to earn my paycheck... + 1 + 1 + + + 13 + Now I'll be able to prove myself. + 1 + 1 + + + 14 + We have tactical advantage! + 1 + 1 + + + 15 + Maybe I'll get a medal! + 1 + 1 + + + 16 + We're under attack! + 1 + 1 + + + 17 + Oh, ain't that just great? + 1 + 1 + + + 18 + Can't guy get a nap around here? + 1 + 1 + + + 19 + Enemy attack. That's something new. + 1 + 1 + + + 20 + Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. + 1 + 1 + + + 21 + I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. + 1 + 1 + + + 22 + Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! + 1 + 1 + + + 23 + Take positions! + 1 + 1 + + + 24 + I hoped this would never happen... + 1 + 1 + + + 25 + Fire at will! + 1 + 1 + + + 26 + It was bound to happen eventually. + 1 + 1 + + + 27 + Alert! Alert! + 1 + + + 28 + Intruders! + 1 + + + 29 + We've got company! + 1 + + + 30 + Enemy detected! + 1 + + + 31 + Enemy over here! + 1 + + diff --git a/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Reload.xml b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Reload.xml new file mode 100644 index 000000000..1189f96bb --- /dev/null +++ b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Reload.xml @@ -0,0 +1,29 @@ + + + + 0 + Cover me, I'm reloading! + 1 + + + 1 + I'm out, reloading! + 1 + + + 2 + Gotta reload! + 1 + + + 3 + Reloading! + 1 + + + 4 + Gotta put new batteries in my kill machine! + 1 + 1 + + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Ripostes.xml b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Ripostes.xml new file mode 100644 index 000000000..df4dfdf75 --- /dev/null +++ b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Ripostes.xml @@ -0,0 +1,771 @@ + + + + 0 + And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! + 0 + 240 + + + 1 + Couple? We're not married! + 2 + 240 + + + 2 + I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! + 22 + 240 + + + 3 + PX? What the fuck does it even mean? + PX? What the hell does it even mean? + 22 + 240 + + + 4 + No shit, Sherlock! + 20 + 240 + + + 5 + It will be one-way trip for you! + 1 + 2 + + + 6 + Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! + 20 + 2 + + + 7 + Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! + 2 + 1 + 2 + + + 8 + What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! + 1 + 220 + + + 9 + Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! + 2 + 220 + + + 10 + I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! + 22 + 1 + 220 + + + 11 + Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. + 22 + 1 + 220 + + + 12 + So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. + 20 + 1 + 220 + + + 13 + Indeed I do! + 0 + 221 + + + 14 + You know there's no such animal, right? + 1 + 1 + 221 + + + 15 + Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! + 22 + 1 + 0 + + + 16 + Trouble is my second name! + 2 + 1 + 0 + + + 17 + Like a bulldog! + 2 + 1 + 1 + + + 18 + You should be! + 22 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 19 + Your wish is my order! + 0 + 3 + + + 20 + Nobody ever does. + 22 + 1 + 3 + + + 21 + Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. + 20 + 1 + 3 + + + 22 + Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! + 0 + 1 + 4 + + + 23 + No, thank you! + 1 + 1 + 4 + + + 24 + Will see who's about to teach whom! + 1 + 4 + + + 25 + You're right! + 2 + 4 + + + 26 + You don't deserve a chance! + 20 + 1 + 4 + + + 27 + Horoscopes lie! + 22 + 4 + + + 28 + Ding dong! + 2 + 1 + 5 + + + 29 + It's still not too late! + 22 + 5 + + + 30 + We'll check ourselves! + 22 + 6 + + + 31 + Need bubbles, sir? + 2 + 1 + 6 + + + 32 + Did you just call me an ass!? + 1 + 1 + 7 + + + 33 + Whatever. + 20 + 7 + + + 34 + I didn't understand a single word! + 20 + 7 + + + 35 + It will only get closer! + 22 + 1 + 7 + + + 36 + I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. + 1 + 0 + 1 + 8 + + + 37 + It's about to turn into full tournee! + 22 + 8 + + + 38 + "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? + 20 + 1 + 8 + + + 39 + As you wish! + 1 + 9 + + + 40 + Hey! I'm a lady! + 0 + 1 + 9 + + + 41 + I'll dig you one! Six feet under! + 22 + 1 + 9 + + + 42 + Don't worry, I'll send you some! + 13 + 4 + + + 43 + I'll show you! + 14 + 1 + 4 + + + 44 + You'll wish you wouldn't ask! + 14 + 1 + 4 + + + 45 + You got it wrong, let me educate you! + 14 + 1 + 4 + + + 46 + Was that a rhetorical question? + 14 + 1 + 1 + 4 + + + 47 + Now, whose fault is it, if your cocksucker boss buys second hand guns? + Now, whose fault is it, if your cheap ass boss buys second hand guns? + 19 + 1 + 4 + + + 48 + And soon so will be you! + 19 + 4 + + + 49 + The only thing layin' low here, is you bitch! + 20 + 1 + 1 + 4 + + + 50 + Yeah right, that's why you're sweating! + 21 + 4 + + + 51 + Advice for today: avoid long travels, new relationships and BULLETS! + 22 + 1 + 4 + + + 52 + Mine said I will kill a lot of people today! I hope it will come true too! + 22 + 1 + 4 + + + 53 + Do people seriously believe in these things? Pathetic. + 22 + 1 + 4 + + + 54 + Tough? I could make that shot with eyes closed. + 23 + 1 + 1 + 4 + + + 55 + And that's just the beginning! + 24 + 1 + 4 + + + 56 + He loves you no more! + 24 + 4 + + + 57 + OK, this one's out. Next! + 26 + 4 + + + 58 + You'll be sorry for saying that! + 26 + 1 + 4 + + + 59 + Well, now we can play hide and seek! + 56 + 4 + + + 60 + You're right! It's the whole company here! + 59 + 1 + 4 + + + 61 + You should have used the plural! Guys, lot's of guys! + 0 + 1 + 13 + + + 62 + Will see about that... + 1 + 13 + + + 63 + No, it doesn't, but don't worry, we'll be gentle! + 2 + 13 + + + 64 + Nice grammar, asshole! + 2 + 1 + 13 + + + 65 + Need supplies, wacko? + 13 + 13 + + + 66 + Here, I'll give you some! + 13 + 1 + 13 + + + 67 + No, you just suck, that's it! No air involved! + 14 + 13 + + + 68 + Never got this - why bring a knife to a gun fight? + 15 + 1 + 13 + + + 69 + Funny indeed, we had so much fun with him as a target practice! + 16 + 13 + + + 70 + I know some jokes too. For example: you're a joke! + 16 + 1 + 13 + + + 71 + Hey man, the gun isn't stupid, you are! + 19 + 13 + + + 72 + Suits you fine, huh? + 19 + 1 + 13 + + + 73 + Relax! Why make such a fuss? + 20 + 1 + 13 + + + 74 + The only thing you're gonna get is your butt kicked! + 21 + 1 + 13 + + + 75 + Oh yeah? Wait for the next one! + 22 + 13 + + + 76 + It was just a warning shot! + 22 + 1 + 13 + + + 77 + I'll scratch you to death! + 24 + 1 + 13 + + + 78 + That's not a scratch. It's a fucking canyon! + That's not a scratch. It's a freaking canyon! + 24 + 13 + + + 79 + No. You need to die! + 26 + 1 + 13 + + + 80 + I'll dig you one too with it! + 27 + 13 + + + 81 + Kiss my ass! + 62 + 1 + 13 + + + 82 + Fireball? What the fuck do you think this is, some kind of video game? + Fireball? What the hell do you think this is, some kind of video game? + 56 + 13 + + + 83 + It's OK, I'm here. Follow my voice! + 56 + 13 + + + 84 + That's what she said! + 0 + 1 + 14 + + + 85 + Please, let it be a close encounter of the sexy kind! + 0 + 1 + 1 + 14 + + + 86 + I'm ready any time you are! + 1 + 1 + 14 + + + 87 + Now, now, you're hurting our feelings! + 2 + 1 + 14 + + + 88 + Come on, there's always a room to try something new! + 2 + 1 + 1 + 14 + + + 89 + Come over here, I'll give you some. + 13 + 1 + 14 + + + 90 + Is that how it's called these days? + 13 + 1 + 1 + 14 + + + 91 + That must the first time ever you're saying that! + 14 + 1 + 1 + 14 + + + 92 + Oh, now I'm getting jelous. + 15 + 14 + 1 + + + 93 + I can help you to deal with the grief, if you want! + 15 + 1 + 14 + + + 94 + Where? Where? + 19 + 1 + 14 + + + 95 + Maybe I could help you with that? + 19 + 14 + 1 + + + 96 + You need to empty the chamber... + 19 + 1 + 14 + 1 + + + 97 + But that's nothing new for you, eh? + 20 + 1 + 14 + + + 98 + Damn, that doesn't even deserve a witty response! + 20 + 1 + 1 + 14 + + + 99 + Are you even listening what you're saying? + 20 + 1 + 14 + + + 100 + Oh, I'll give you one! Just you wait! + 21 + 1 + 1 + 14 + + + 101 + You should consider changing your masseur. I volunteer! + 21 + 1 + 1 + 14 + + + 102 + Yeah, I bet you did. God. + 21 + 1 + 14 + + + 103 + Oooh. Not today! + 24 + 1 + 14 + + + 104 + No! + 26 + 1 + 1 + 14 + + + 105 + Anything for you, princess. + 26 + 1 + 1 + 14 + + + 106 + I work this way on women. + 26 + 1 + 1 + 14 + + + 107 + Are you doing this on purpose? + 27 + 1 + 14 + + + 108 + Pffft. + 51 + 1 + 14 + + + 109 + Pffft. + 53 + 1 + 14 + + + 110 + I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that. + 1 + 53 + 14 + + + 111 + Hold on! I'll just drop my clothes, get my rescue tube and I'm coming to save you! + 77 + 1 + 1 + 14 + + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Robbed.xml b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Robbed.xml new file mode 100644 index 000000000..fceb7eabd --- /dev/null +++ b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Robbed.xml @@ -0,0 +1,55 @@ + + + + 0 + Hey, who touched me? + 1 + + + 1 + Hey, didn't your momma buy your own toys? + 1 + 1 + + + 2 + Damn, this one was swift! + 1 + 1 + + + 3 + Stealing stuff will only get you killed! + 1 + + + 4 + Hey! That's mine! + 1 + + + 5 + Get yourself own stuff, you cheapskate! + 1 + 1 + + + 6 + Meh... keep it, it's a junk anyway! + 1 + 1 + + + 7 + I'll cut off your hands for that, you bastard! + 1 + 1 + + + 8 + I'll show you how we treat thieves in these parts! + 1 + 1 + + + diff --git a/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Run_Away.xml b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Run_Away.xml new file mode 100644 index 000000000..c6ac7c42f --- /dev/null +++ b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Run_Away.xml @@ -0,0 +1,290 @@ + + + + 0 + It was all part of my plan! + 1 + 1 + + + 1 + I've had enough! + 1 + + + 2 + Oh my God! + 1 + + + 3 + They ain't paying us enough for this shit... + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 4 + When did things go so wrong? + 1 + 1 + + + 5 + I'll be back! With friends! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 6 + You'll pay for that... the other day! + 1 + 1 + + + 7 + You're not playing fair! + 1 + 1 + + + 8 + Don't think I will forgive ya! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 9 + Mommy! + 1 + 1 + + + 10 + I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! + I'll be back when you least expect me, punk! + 1 + 1 + + + 11 + I'll leave you alive... for now. + 1 + 1 + + + 12 + Enough is enough! + 1 + 1 + + + 13 + Screw this! I'm outta here! + 1 + 1 + + + 14 + Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 15 + Tactical retreat! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 16 + I've seen enough. + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 17 + Nope, nope, nope. + 1 + 1 + + + 18 + Run to the hills! + 1 + 1 + + + 19 + Let's call it a draw. + 1 + 1 + + + 20 + They said "join the army". Not for this shit! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 21 + I regret nothing! + 1 + 1 + + + 22 + Game over, man! + 1 + 1 + + + 23 + Let's be friends! + 1 + 1 + + + 24 + Party's over! + 1 + 1 + + + 25 + Violence is not an answer! + 1 + 1 + + + 26 + I'm too beautiful to die! + 1 + 1 + + + 27 + Screw you guys, I'm going home! + 1 + 1 + + + 28 + Make love, not war! + 1 + 1 + + + 29 + I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! + 1 + 1 + + + 30 + Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! + 1 + 1 + + + 31 + I can't deal with this anymore! + 1 + 1 + + + 32 + I'm getting the hell out of here! + 1 + 1 + + + 33 + I will not fight those bastards alone! + 1 + + + 34 + I am outta here. + 1 + + + 35 + The army... I should have known better! + 1 + 1 + + + 36 + Coming here... What was I even thinking? + 1 + 1 + + + 37 + I'm surrounded by idiots! I'm out! + 1 + 1 + + + 38 + No weapons! No friends! No hope! + 1 + + + 39 + I never wanted to join the army! My mom forced me to! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 40 + Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! + 1 + 1 + + + 41 + Sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason! + 1 + 1 + + + 42 + OK, that was the last straw! + 1 + 1 + + + 43 + You're cheating! + 1 + 1 + + + 44 + It's time to consider retirement... + 1 + 1 + + + 45 + Don't think it's over! I'll hunt you down wherever you go! + 1 + 1 + + + 46 + Why can't we all just get along? + 1 + 1 + + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Say_Hi.xml b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Say_Hi.xml new file mode 100644 index 000000000..8cb673036 --- /dev/null +++ b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Say_Hi.xml @@ -0,0 +1,259 @@ + + + + 0 + Enemy! + 1 + 1 + + + 1 + Enemy!!! + 1 + 1 + + + 2 + There is one! + 1 + 1 + + + 3 + Prepare to suffer! + 1 + 1 + + + 4 + Oh, hi. + 1 + 1 + + + 5 + My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 6 + Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 5 + + + 7 + Hey babe, are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 5 + + + 8 + Hey babe, did it hurt much when you fell from heaven? + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 5 + + + 9 + OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! + 1 + 1 + 40 + + + 10 + Hey babe, did you escape from toy store? 'Cause you're a real doll! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 5 + + + 11 + Look who's come to the picnic! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 12 + You've got to be crazy to come here! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 13 + Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! + 1 + 30 + + + 14 + HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! + 1 + 30 + + + 15 + You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! + 1 + 50 + + + 16 + Were your parents siblings? + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 17 + Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? + Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the hell happened to you? + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 18 + Lemme guess, your parents fed you with a slingshot? + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 19 + I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! + 1 + 1 + + + 20 + Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? + 1 + 1 + + + 21 + Wow, you're pretty... fucking ugly! + Wow, you're pretty... freakin' ugly! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 22 + Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 23 + Girl, with that hair... you must be a saint - saint Bernard! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 24 + Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 25 + As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 26 + How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 5 + + + 27 + How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 5 + + + 28 + Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 29 + Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 30 + If I throw a stick, will you go away? + 1 + 1 + 35 + + + 31 + How can I miss you if you won't go away? + 1 + 1 + 35 + + + 32 + Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 33 + Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? + 1 + 1 + 2 + + + 34 + Hey, asshole! Over here! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 35 + Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. + Never seen so many backwards ass country retards in my life. + 1 + 1 + + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Seek_Noise.xml b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Seek_Noise.xml new file mode 100644 index 000000000..336bc19cf --- /dev/null +++ b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Seek_Noise.xml @@ -0,0 +1,115 @@ + + + + 0 + I heard that! + 1 + + + 1 + Who's there? + 1 + + + 2 + What was that? + 1 + + + 3 + Hey! What the... + 1 + + + 4 + Show yourself! + 1 + + + 5 + I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! + 1 + 1 + + + 6 + What the hell was that? + 1 + + + 7 + I'm not deaf, you know? + 1 + 1 + + + 8 + Hey! + 1 + + + 9 + Come out, coward! + 1 + 1 + + + 10 + Hey! Who's making all that racket? + 1 + 1 + + + 11 + Just show yourself, wherever you are! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 12 + Hey! I've heard something suspicious! + 1 + + + 13 + Anybody there? + 1 + + + 14 + Shoulda check it out. + 1 + 1 + + + 15 + Is someone being clever? + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 16 + Strange noises... + 1 + + + 17 + It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! + 1 + 1 + + + 18 + Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. + 1 + 1 + + + 19 + I got a bad feeling on this one. + 1 + 1 + + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Steal.xml b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Steal.xml new file mode 100644 index 000000000..d65e2c930 --- /dev/null +++ b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Steal.xml @@ -0,0 +1,30 @@ + + + + 0 + Hey, gimme that! + 1 + + + 1 + Nice toy! + 1 + + + 2 + Give me that, you're not using it properly anyway! + 1 + 1 + + + 3 + Ooh, shiny! + 1 + 1 + + + 4 + Nice stuff you... had... there! + 1 + + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Suspicious.xml b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Suspicious.xml new file mode 100644 index 000000000..6f668ccc5 --- /dev/null +++ b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Suspicious.xml @@ -0,0 +1,37 @@ + + + + 0 + Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! + 1 + + + 1 + Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. + 1 + + + 2 + Can someone check out these noises? + 1 + 1 + + + 3 + Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. + 1 + 1 + + + 4 + Let me guess, another false alarm. + 1 + 1 + + + 5 + Can someone else check it out, please? + 1 + 1 + + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Throw.xml b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Throw.xml new file mode 100644 index 000000000..e9c7c0be3 --- /dev/null +++ b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Throw.xml @@ -0,0 +1,178 @@ + + + + 0 + Catch! + 1 + 1 + + + 1 + Here ya go! + 1 + 1 + + + 2 + Pop goes the weasel. + 1 + 1 + + + 3 + This one's for you. + 1 + 1 + + + 4 + Muahaha! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 5 + Catch this, swine! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 6 + Snack on that! + 1 + 1 + + + 7 + How 'bout some acupuncture? + 1 + 1 + + + 8 + Here's a token of my gratitude! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 9 + Do you like shiny things? + 1 + 1 + + + 10 + Here, keep it! + 1 + 1 + + + 11 + No returns! + 1 + 1 + + + 12 + Have more where it came from! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 13 + Jerk on this, you cocky shit licker! + Jerk on this, you cocky bastard! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 14 + Take this, you maggot! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 15 + It's Christmas! And you've been VERY naughty! + 1 + 1 + + + 16 + Choke on this! + 1 + + + 17 + Incoming! + 1 + 1 + + + 18 + Take cover! + 1 + 1 + + + 19 + Grenade! + 1 + + + 20 + Fire in the hole! + 1 + 1 + + + 21 + Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! + 1 + 1 + + + 22 + Your life is over, asshole! + 1 + + + 23 + Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... + 1 + 1 + + + 24 + Someone hold my beer and watch this! + 1 + 1 + + + 25 + Special offer! Two in price of one! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 26 + Special delivery! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 27 + Here's a free sample of our products, sir! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + diff --git a/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Zombies.xml b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Zombies.xml new file mode 100644 index 000000000..e05696c40 --- /dev/null +++ b/gamedir/Data/TableData/EnemyTaunts/EnemyTaunts_Zombies.xml @@ -0,0 +1,539 @@ + + + + 0 + Is this some kind of a joke? + 1 + 1 + + + 1 + There's no more room in hell! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 2 + They're coming to get us! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 3 + Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! + Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A freaking zombie apocalypse! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 4 + Remember, aim for the head, aim for the head... + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 5 + Really? I mean.. c'mon! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 6 + That's just fucked up! + That's just messed up! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 7 + What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 8 + Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 9 + I'll send you back to hell! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 10 + Send them more paramedics! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 11 + Oh shit! It can smell my brain! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 12 + It's not zombie! Technically, they're just infected... + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 13 + Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 14 + It's alive! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 15 + Maybe it's friendly. + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 16 + It's alive... ish. + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 17 + Nothing's ever real until it's real. + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 18 + They live! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 19 + There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 20 + I will not negotiate with undead! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 21 + So there IS a life after death! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 22 + Holy shit. Plot twist! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 23 + Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. + Crap, I think I forgot to take my pills. + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 24 + That's it, no more drugs for me. + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 25 + I knew that movie was based on a true story! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 26 + You're one spooky motherfucker, man. + You're one spooky dude, man. + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 27 + Oooh. Zombies. How original. + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 28 + Zombie over here! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 29 + Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! + Screw global warming, we've got real problems here! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 30 + Undead! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 31 + This is a bad dream! + 1 + 1 + 40 + 1 + + + 32 + Blasphemy! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 33 + Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 34 + At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 35 + I'm scared to pieces! + 1 + 1 + 30 + 1 + + + 36 + It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 37 + It could be worse. They could be nazi! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 38 + Where's my lawnmower when I need it? + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 39 + It's against the nature, you freak! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 40 + Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 41 + + No! I don't want to become one of you! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 42 + + Stay away from my precious gray matter! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 43 + + Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 44 + + Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! + 1 + 1 + + + 45 + + They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 46 + + Not my face! My beautiful face! + 1 + 1 + + + 47 + + Oh, the PAIN! + 1 + 1 + + + 48 + + Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! + 1 + 1 + + + 49 + + And stay dead! This time! + 1 + 1 + + + 50 + + You're dead... again. + 1 + 1 + + + 51 + + Rest in pieces! + 1 + 1 + + + 52 + + If it stands up again, I'm gonna piss myself. + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 53 + + Stay down! + 1 + 1 + + + 54 + + Get back where you came from! + 1 + 1 + + + 55 + + Zed is dead. + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 56 + Looks like someone here had a bad morning. + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 57 + + Now that's what I call a genre shift! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 58 + You know what could come in handy right now? A freaking chainsaw! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 59 + Quickly, someone distract them with fireworks or something! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 60 + *whistles* It's a dead man's party! Who could ask for more... + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 61 + It's time to kick some zombie ass! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 62 + If it bleeds, I can kill it! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 63 + Men, women, children, zombies... I'll kill all of you! + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 64 + It lives... again! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 65 + Hey! That's an insurance scam! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 66 + OK, that's just ridiculous. + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 67 + Looks like someone got out of the wrong side of the grave! + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 68 + Yup, that should work. Unless it's one of these modern zombies, that are actually infected or some other bullshit. + 1 + 1 + 1 + + + 69 + Either it's dead for good, or about to grow two new ones. Let's hope for the former. + 1 + 1 + 1 + +