0 Taunt! (320 letters) 1 混蛋！ 2 试试这个！ 3 跟我的子弹打个招呼吧！ 4 来试试啊！ 5 你是我的！ 6 去死吧！ 7 你害怕了吗？混蛋！ 8 很疼吧！ 9 吃屎去吧！ 10 我会给你烧纸的！ 11 来你爹这儿！ 12 来老娘这儿！ 13 我要把你的蛋捏碎！ 14 你马上就要下地狱了！ 15 躺棺材里回家吧，败类！ 16 嘿，想玩玩嘛？ 17 嘿，把那个给我！ 18 东西不错啊！ 19 你该呆在家里，婊子！ 20 你该呆在家里，混蛋！ 21 去死吧，害虫！ 22 害怕了吗？ 23 跳支舞吧！ 24 多有趣啊！ 25 嗒嗒-嗒嗒-嗒嗒！ 26 枪不会杀人，我会！ 27 我是最棒的！ 28 在我面前跪下吧，败类！ 29 来啊！我没那么多时间等！ 30 吃我一枪！ 31 我比你厉害！ 32 你可惹到你爹我了！ 33 你可惹到老娘我了！ 34 别浪费时间了！ 35 活该！ 36 耶！ 37 很好！ 38 你完了。 39 怎样啊？ 40 你自找的！ 41 嗨！怎么啦？ 42 说“茄子”！ 43 呀啪！先生们！ 44 你就不能去死吗？ 45 全是垃圾！ 46 烧烤时间！ 47 滚吧！ 48 砰！ 49 嘣！ 50 你能躲开吗？ 51 我喜欢！ 52 哈哈哈！ 53 烧死你，婊子！ 54 烧死你，混蛋！ 55 祈祷吧！ 56 当然啦！ 57 怎么杀都不够！ 58 我的枪比你的大！ 59 我给你准备的礼物！ 60 好好看着。 61 快递来了！ 62 你该看看你的那张脸！ 63 没想到吧，哼？ 64 将军！ 65 我等这一天很久了。 66 强权就是真理！ 67 这份工作可真不错。 68 我参军就是为了这个！ 69 嗷嗷，谁能让我停下！ 70 不用客气！ 71 邻居来啦！ 72 否决！ 73 我要剥了你的皮，败类！ 74 来你爹这！ 75 来啊，胆小鬼！ 76 我要把你撕成碎片！ 77 混蛋！ 78 我看到你在发抖！ 79 我要把你的脑袋敲碎！ 80 我要把你的头踩个稀巴烂！ 81 结-账！ 82 枪是给懦夫用的！ 83 我要把你的屁股打烂！ 84 我要把你的腿活活扯下来！ 85 我会让你尝够痛苦的滋味！ 86 我要像芒果一样把你切开！ 87 脑袋满地滚！ 88 包围！ 89 准备好没？我来了！ 90 这是个人恩怨！ 91 有种来阻止我啊！ 92 就我俩！随便来！来啊，懦夫！ 93 你让我别无选择！ 94 我要杀了你！ 95 谁还用枪啊？ 96 我要砍到你说：“啊，我死了！” 97 要不要整个容？ 98 圣诞节到了！不要淘气哦！ 99 我警告过你！我看过李小龙传奇两遍！ 100 来抱抱！ 101 我保证不会很疼... 102 发现了！ 103 操，不敢相信我竟然在做这个！ 104 抓到了！ 105 就是这样！ 106 一溜烟跑了。 107 这是为你准备的。 108 牟哈哈哈！ 109 接住这个，蠢猪！ 110 掐死你！ 111 甜点来了！ 112 来点针灸如何？ 113 命中靶心！ 114 向你表达我的一点谢意！ 115 你喜欢发光的东西么？ 116 给，你留着吧！ 117 拒绝退货！ 118 危险！ 119 掩护！ 120 手雷！ 121 回去拿别的吧！ 122 小心手雷！ 123 Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! 1 124 Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. 1 125 Can someone check out these noises? 1 1 126 Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. 1 1 127 Let me guess, another false alarm. 1 1 128 他们在这儿！ 129 游戏才刚刚开始！ 130 我等这一天很久了。 131 你这个败类，坐车只买儿童票的侏儒！ 132 他们还不知道惹了多大的麻烦... 133 大家都准备好了！ 134 杀戮时间！ 135 我从尸体上扒走的钱都够买航天飞机了！ 136 终于可以来场大屠杀了！ 137 哦，我等不及要给他们来几下！ 138 终于可以练练手啦。 139 大家都给我起来！ 140 我要赚钱了... 141 现在我可以试试手了。 142 我们有战术上的优势！ 143 也许我能拿到勋章！ 144 我们遭到攻击！ 145 哦，这不是很棒吗？ 146 我就不能稍微睡一会？ 147 敌人进攻了？还是头一次听说。 148 耶，谁能料想到。 149 只要我们输一场我就彻底走人了。 150 很好。 151 “他们绝对不敢进攻的。” 说的好听。 152 谢谢你让我糟糕的一天彻底地糟透了，混蛋！ 153 大家都冷静点，我们会挺过去的。 154 就位！ 155 我希望这一切都没发生过... 156 自由射击！ 157 这注定会发生。 158 我听到了！ 159 谁在那儿？ 160 那是什么？ 161 嘿！这他妈... 162 给我出来！ 163 我警告过你...我能轻松地把你揪出来！ 164 那是他妈的什么玩意？ 165 你知道我不是聋子。 166 嘿！ 167 出来，懦夫！ 168 嘿！谁在那儿吵吵？ 169 不管你在哪儿，快出来吧！ 170 嘿！我听到了什么奇怪的声音！ 171 有人吗？ 172 谁去看看。 173 你在耍小聪明吗？ 174 奇怪的声音... 175 请问，谁能过去看看啊？ 176 那是风吧...等等，根本没有风！ 177 出来吧！我们是朋友...我们不会打仗。 178 唔唔唔...！ 179 巨大的错误！ 180 我勒个去！ 181 敌人！ 182 敌人！！！ 183 警报！警报！ 184 没有人！ 185 入侵者！ 186 有敌人了！ 187 准备受刑吧！ 188 卧槽！ 189 哦，嘿！ 190 我的小眼睛都能瞥见你！ 191 我看到了！ 192 敌军！ 193 发现敌人！ 194 敌人在这儿！ 195 我们有麻烦了... 196 这都在我的计划之中！ 197 我受够了！ 198 我的天哪！ 199 为了收拾这个烂摊子才赚这一点钱... 200 什么时候弄得一团糟？ 201 给我等着，我找弟兄们来！ 202 总有一天...你会为此付出代价的！ 203 你耍阴招！ 204 别指望我会忘了你！ 205 我的娘来！ 206 我会在你最不希望的时候再出现的，渣滓！ 207 我暂时饶你一条狗命。 208 够了！ 209 去他妈的！我走了！ 210 去他妈的！我都算不上是一个士兵！ 211 战术撤退！ 212 我看不下去了。 213 不，不，不行。 214 跑回山里去吧。 215 就算是平局吧。 216 他们让我参军，可不是为了这些混账事情！ 217 我从不后悔！ 218 你完了，伙计！ 219 我们做个朋友吧！ 220 派对结束了！ 221 暴力不是解决办法！ 222 长这么漂亮的脸蛋，我可舍不得死！ 223 去你们的，我可要回家了。 224 相爱，不要相战！ 225 我，呃...家里灯忘了关了。得赶紧回去！ 226 给我个电话号码，我回头再找你！ 227 啊哈！ 228 我满眼红色... 229 可恶，我快失去意识了。 230 呃！ 231 这...很疼！ 232 你会，呃...后悔的。 233 我去！ 234 卧槽...！ 235 啊！ 236 你娘的！ 237 嗷，去你妈的！ 238 操！你会遭到报应的！ 239 你惹错人了！ 240 你现在算是彻底惹怒我了。 241 这不算什么！ 242 我还在这儿！ 243 什么都没感觉到！ 244 痛觉只是我肉体的弱点！ 245 疼痛只是一种幻觉！ 246 你以为你是谁？ 247 嗷，来啊！ 248 为什么是我！？ 249 这打到你身上会比我更疼。 250 我对疼痛过敏！ 251 嘿，卡多纳！迪迪女王向你问声好！ 252 杀掉你这个反抗军的炮灰我就能晋级了！ 253 卧槽，那是Gus Tarballs，我们死定了！ 254 嘿！是“东部旷野”的成员啊！我是你的粉丝耶！ 255 梆梆！就像“草泥马归来！”一样！ 256 太多尘土，太多子弹！ 257 骑上你的本田车滚蛋吧！ 258 原谅我，这是我的罪责！ 259 你的上帝在哪呢？！ 260 神父，第五戒律算是什么？你个伪善者！ 261 滚回棺材里去吧，你这个畸形的僵尸！ 262 这个靶子真好打！ 263 发现敌人！操，不可能打不中... 264 除掉你这张丑脸就是在为人类做贡献！ 265 嘿，宝贝，给我电话号码，我就不再朝你开枪了！ 266 嘿，帅哥，给我电话号码，我就不再朝你开枪了！ 267 那个疯女人是谁？ 268 你干这个有点太老了吧，怪老头？ 269 嫁给我吧！ 270 可怜人！ 271 你敢再来一遍？ 272 别逼我过去！ 273 你刚刚犯了一个大错误！ 274 我要把那把枪从你冰冷的手中拿走！ 275 你会后悔没打中的！ 276 你在朝谁开枪啊？ 277 谁教你开枪的？ 278 你会为此付出代价的！ 279 婊子养的！ 280 垃圾！ 281 废物！ 282 你连试都不敢试了吗？ 283 哈，想得美！ 284 学学怎么开枪吧，新人！ 285 做梦去吧！ 286 技术平平！ 287 那不可能发生的。 288 轰！ 289 小孩不应该玩枪！ 290 得了吧！ 291 我外婆枪法都比你好！ 292 枪法太烂，你该后悔了！ 293 好险。 294 碰不到！ 295 哦，不要让失望的心情影响到你。 296 回到厨房里去吧，女人，你该呆在那里！ 297 差一点。 298 在努力点吧！ 299 呼！ 300 当然不！ 301 也许下次吧！ 302 不是今天！ 303 很接近，但是没中。 304 吓我一跳。 305 You son of a bitch! 306 I will destroy you! 307 Dead or alive, you're coming with me. 308 I kick ass for the queen! 309 I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! 322 Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! 327 Is that the best you can do? 328 Your life is over, asshole! 329 Very pretty, but can you fight? 330 Howdy, pardner! 331 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! 332 Viva la revolution! 333 Keep a place in hell for your queen! 334 Your move, creep! 335 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... 336 Shit, shit, shit... 337 We're all gonna die. 338 God help me. 339 We're in some real pretty shit now! 340 It is no dream! This is really happening! 341 Goddamnit. 342 I got a bad feeling on this one. 343 It's a goddamn commando squad! 344 Why this shit always happens to me!? 345 I can't deal with this anymore 346 What the hell am I going to do now? 347 I should get the hell out of here! 348 Oh no, how could this happen? 349 I will not fight those bastards alone! 350 Where is the goddamn cavalry? 351 I am outta here. 352 Doctor is in! 353 Operation succesful! 354 I'll carve ya up like a chicken! 355 Bleed for me! 356 I can't believe they're paying me for that! 357 You taste like chicken! 358 You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! 359 Chop chop chop! 360 Fresh meat! 361 I'll drink your blood! 362 I'll gut you like a fish! 363 Let's see what's inside this pinata! 364 When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! 365 You could use some shave! 366 Don't worry, it's disinfected! 367 Show me what you've got! 368 Time for harakiri, asshole! 369 Hey, you've got untied shoelace! 370 There's a mustard on your shirt! 371 Mmmmmincemeat! 372 Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! 373 I'll break your every single bone! 374 Need a nose job? 375 Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! 376 See? Girls can fight too! 377 Girls power! 378 Aaand you're dead. 379 Next! 380 That's just a beginning, fuckers! 381 Time to loot a corpse, I guess. 382 Nice job getting yourself killed. 383 You OK? You look kinda... dead! 384 Another one to my collection. 385 You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. 386 That door revolved one time too many... 387 Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. 388 Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. 389 I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! 390 I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! 391 I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! 392 Pathetic. 393 Amateur. 394 Let this be a lesson for all of you! 395 You asked for it. 396 Your luck ran out. 397 Time to pay the piper! 398 Someone, go check his pulse. 399 Someone, go check her pulse. 400 Adios! 401 Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... 402 Serves you right, you slut! 403 In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. 404 Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. 405 Goodnight sweet prince. 406 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. 407 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. 408 Diagnosis: negative! 409 It didn't have end up like this.! 410 I think I'll skip a lunch today. 411 Hahaha! Fucking awesome! 412 Fuck yeah! I love this job! 413 It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. 414 Boom, head shot! 415 Wow! 416 Mind blown! 417 I wasn't even trying. 418 Did somebody take a picture? 419 Pop goes the zit! 420 I warned you about mexican food! 421 What can I say, I'm a better draw. 422 I'm gonna miss your cinematography... 423 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. 424 Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! 425 No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! 426 Next time try shooting with open eyes! 427 Stop shaking! I can't hit you! 428 Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! 429 And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! 430 Couple? We're not married! 431 I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! 432 PX? What the fuck does it even mean? 433 No shit, Sherlock! 434 It will be one-way trip for you! 435 Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! 436 Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! 1 437 What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! 438 Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! 439 I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! 440 Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. 441 So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. 442 Indeed I do! 443 You know there's no such animal, right? 444 Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! 445 Trouble is my second name! 446 Like a bulldog! 447 You should be! 448 Your wish is my order! 449 Nobody ever does. 450 Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. 451 Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! 452 No, thank you! 453 Will see who's about to teach whom! 454 You're right! 455 You don't deserve a chance! 456 Horoscopes lie! 457 Ding dong! 458 It's still not too late! 459 We'll check ourselves! 460 Need bubbles, sir? 461 Did you just call me an ass!? 462 Whatever. 463 I didn't understand a single word! 464 It will only get closer! 465 I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. 471 You're the disease and I'm the cure. 472 I'm gonna blow your head off! 473 Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! 475 I eat Green Berets for breakfast! 476 You cowboys are finished! 477 Take this, you maggot! 478 I'm going to cut out your living guts! 479 Long live the queen! 480 Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! 481 Don't make me angry! 482 I must break you! 484 This is for the Queen! 485 The Queen says: Die! 486 Dying ain't much of a living, boy! 487 Dying ain't much of a living, girl! 488 Is that the best you can do? 489 Your life is over, asshole! 490 Very pretty, but can you fight? 491 Howdy, pardner! 492 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! 493 Viva la revolution! 494 Your move, creep! 495 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... 496 It's about to turn into full tournee! 497 "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? 498 As you wish! 499 Hey! I'm a lady! 500 I'll dig you one! Six feet under! 501 I guess there's no more room in hell... 502 Is this some kind of a joke? 503 They're coming to get us! 504 Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! 505 Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... 506 Really? I mean.. c'mon! 507 That's just fucked up! 508 What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? 509 Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! 510 I'll send you back to hell! 511 We'll need more paramedics! 512 Oh shit! It can smell my brain! 513 It's not zombie! He's infected! 514 Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... 515 It's alive! 516 Maybe it's friendly. 517 It's alive... ish. 518 Nothing's ever real until it's real. 519 They live! 520 There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... 521 I will not negotiate with undead! 522 So there IS a life after death! 523 Don't use the Z word! 524 Holy shit. Plot twist! 525 Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. 526 That's it, no more drugs for me. 527 I knew that movie was based on a true story! 528 You're one spooky motherfucker, man. 529 Oooh. Zombies. How original. 530 Zombie over here! 531 Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! 532 Undead! 533 This is a bad dream! 534 Blasphemy! 535 Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! 536 At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. 537 I'm scared to pieces! 538 It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. 539 It could be worse. They could be nazi! 540 Where's my lawnmower when I need it? 541 It's againt the nature, you freak! 542 Dead should stay dead. 543 Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. 544 No! I don't want to become one of you! 545 Stay away from my precious gray matter! 546 Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! 547 Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! 548 They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! 549 Not my face! My beautiful face! 550 The PAIN! 551 Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! 552 Does it hurt to be dead? 553 And stay dead! This time! 554 You're dead... again. 555 Rest in pieces! 556 If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. 557 Stay down! 558 Get back where you came from! 559 Zed is dead. 560 Yeah! See ya! 561 Punish! 562 Bingo! 563 I think you'll enjoy this. 564 I'll squash you like a bug! 565 Here comes Johnny! 566 Somebody call an ambulance! 567 My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! 568 Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! 569 OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! 570 Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! 571 Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? 572 Look what you've made me do... 573 Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! 573 Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! 574 Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! 575 Look who's come to the picnic! 576 You've got to be crazy to come here! 577 Now, you've got my attention! 578 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! 579 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! 580 Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... 581 Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! 582 How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! 583 You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? 584 Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... 585 Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! 586 Is that your best? 587 It's official: YOU SUCK! 588 You cannot hurt me! 589 Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? 588 I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! 589 Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! 590 Are you trying to piss me off? 591 Do you want to hurt me on purpose? 592 Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! 593 I'm going to beat the crap out of you! 594 If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! 595 That's it, you're fucking dead! 596 I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! 597 Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! 598 God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. 599 The army... I should have known better! 600 Coming here... What was I thinking? 601 I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. 602 No weapons! No friends! No hope! 603 If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... 604 HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! 605 Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! 606 Gee, whales can fight? 607 Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! 608 This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! 609 How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! 610 Over here, you morons! 611 Go to hell, Hellar! 612 Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? 613 It must be this time of the month! 614 Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! 615 Look guys, I've found fossils! 616 Look guys, I've found fossils! 617 Look guys, I've found fossils! 618 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! 619 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! 620 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! 621 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? 622 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? 623 Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! 624 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! 625 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! 626 OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! 627 Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. 628 Trust me. I'm a professional! 629 You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... 630 Nice boobs! Are these real? 631 You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? 632 Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. 633 Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! 634 You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! 635 I see you and now I can see through you! 636 Little enemies... little wounds! 637 I really hate needless violence. 638 Wow, you're even dumber than you look. 639 You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! 640 Were your parents siblings? 641 Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? 642 I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! 643 Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? 643 Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! 644 Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! 645 Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! 646 Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? 647 As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? 648 You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! 649 Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! 650 You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! 651 Guys, don't shoot the cushions! 652 It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! 653 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? 654 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? 655 Are you tryin' to make me look good? 656 Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! 657 Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! 658 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? 659 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? 660 Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? 661 Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? 662 Idiots! Idiots everywhere! 663 You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. 664 I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. 665 How's that karma tasting? Not so good? 666 Do you always take yourself so seriously? 667 Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. 668 Go bore someone else with your existence. 669 When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! 670 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? 671 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? 672 Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! 673 Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! 674 Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! 675 I'm scared to death! 676 Gee, that gave me goose bumps! 677 Speak of the devil! 678 Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! 679 OK, that was the last straw! 680 If I throw a stick, will you go away? 681 How can I miss you if you won't go away? 682 Hold my beer and watch this! 683 Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! 684 Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! 685 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? 686 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? 687 I thought your purpose was to die! 688 Hey, dickless! Over here! 689 Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? 690 Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! 691 Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? 692 Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? 693 Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? 694 Did your parents have any children that lived? 695 You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! 696 Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. 697 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! 698 If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! 699 That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! 700 What? Hello? I can't hear anything! 701 Argh! My ears are bleeding! 702 What's this ringing? 703 Huh? It's all silent... 704 Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? 705 Fuck, my eyeballs! 706 I can't see shit! 707 Who turned off the light?! 708 Oh, my eyes! 709 Oh God, I'm blind! 710 Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! 711 Somebody help me! I can't see! 712 You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! 713 My eyes are on fire! 714 Cover me, I'm reloading! 715 I'm out, reloading! 716 I'm out, reloading! 717 Gotta reload! 718 Reloading! 719 I'm all out! 720 I'm running dry over here! 721 Need more ammo! 722 I'm out of bullets! 723 I'm leaking! 724 I'm bleeding! 725 Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! 726 Mmmm... blood. 727 I need medical attention! 728 I'm spilling blood! 729 I... can't... catch a breath... 730 My... lungs... 731 Gas! Oh... 732 I can't breath! 733 It burns!