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Taunt! (320 letters)
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Sucker!
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Suck on this!
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Say hello to my lil' friend!
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Come get some!
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You're mine!
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Die!
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You scared, motherfucker?
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This gonna hurt!
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Eat shit and die!
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Send me a postcard from HELL!
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Come to daddy!
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Come to momma!
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I'll chop your balls off!
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You'll be six feet under in no time!
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Gonna send ya home in a pine box, loser!
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Hey, wanna play?
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Hey, gimme that!
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Nice toy!
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You should have stayed home, bitch!
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You should have stayed home, fucker!
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Die, vermin!
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Feeling scared?
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Dance for me!
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How fun!
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Dakka-dakka-dakka!
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Guns don't kill people, I do!
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I'm the best!
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Kneel before me, loser!
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Come on! I don't got all day!
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Eat lead!
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I'm better than you!
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You fucked with the wrong man!
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You fucked with the wrong woman!
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Stop wasting my time!
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You deserve it!
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Yeah!
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That's right!
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You're dead.
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How ya like it?
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You had it coming!
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Why, hello there!
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Say "cheese"!
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Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon!
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Could you just please die?
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Garbage day!
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Barbecue time!
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Suck it down!
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Bam!
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Kaboom!
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Dodge this!
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I like it!
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Hahaha!
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Die in fire, bitch!
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Die in fire, son-of-a-bitch!
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Say your prayers!
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Hell yeah!
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There's no kill like overkill!
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My gun's bigger than yours!
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I got a present for ya!
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Watch and learn.
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Special delivery!
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You should see your face now!
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Didn't see THAT coming, ha?
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Check mate!
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I always wanted to do this.
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Peace through power!
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This job ain't that bad.
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Now I remember why I joined army!
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Ooh, somebody stop me!
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You're welcome!
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There goes the neighborhood!
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Denied!
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Gonna scalp ya, sucker!
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Come to papa.
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Show me your guts!
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I'll rip you to pieces!
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Motherfucker!
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I can smell your fear!
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I'll bash your skull in!
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I'll stomp on your head till you're dead!
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Chaaarge!
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Guns are for pussies!
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Your ass is mine!
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I'll rip you fucking legs out of your ass!
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Welcome to world of pain. I'll be your guide!
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I'll slice ya up like a mango!
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Heads are gonna roll!
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Closing in!
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Ready or not, here I come!
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It's time to get personal!
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Stop me if you can!
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You and me! No rules! Come on, coward!
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You don't leave me a choice!
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I'll kill you!
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Who needs guns anyway?
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I'll stab you until you say "ouch, I'm dead"!
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How 'bout a facelift?
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It's Christmas! And you've been VERY naughty!
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I warn you! I watched "Enter the Dragon" TWICE!
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Hugs!
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I promise it won't hurt... much.
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Tag!
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Shit, I can't believe I'm doing this!
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Catch!
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Here ya go!
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Pop goes the weasel.
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This one's for you.
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Muahaha!
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Catch this, swine!
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Choke on this!
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Snack on that!
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How 'bout some acupuncture?
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Bullseye!
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Here's a token of my gratitude!
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Do you like shiny things?
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Here, keep it!
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No returns!
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Incoming!
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Take cover!
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Grenade!
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Have more where it came from!
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Fire in the hole!
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Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact!
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Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on.
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Can someone check out these noises?
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1
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Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time.
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1
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Let me guess, another false alarm.
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1
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They're here!
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Now the fun can start!
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I've waited for this looong time.
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Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks!
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They have no idea what they are in for...
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Everyone get ready!
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Killing time!
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I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses!
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Finally! Some carnage!
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Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them!
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Finally, my training will pay off.
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Everybody, wake up!
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Time to earn my paycheck...
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Now I'll be able to prove myself.
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We have tactical advantage!
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Maybe I'll get a medal!
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We're under attack!
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Oh, ain't that just great?
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Can't guy get a nap around here?
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Enemy attack. That's something new.
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Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming.
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I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing.
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Fantastic.
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"Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight.
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Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes!
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Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through.
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Take positions!
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I hoped this would never happen...
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Fire at will!
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It was bound to happen eventually.
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I heard that!
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Who's there?
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What was that?
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Hey! What the...
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Show yourself!
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I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK!
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What the hell was that?
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I'm not deaf, you know?
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Hey!
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Come out, coward!
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Hey! Who's making all that racket?
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Just show yourself, wherever you are!
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Hey! I've heard something suspicious!
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Anybody there?
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Shoulda check it out.
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Is someone being clever?
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Strange noises...
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Can someone else check it out, please?
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It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind!
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Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight.
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Da'ffff...!
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Big mistake!
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Holy crap!
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Enemy!
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Enemy!!!
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Alert! Alert!
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There is one!
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Intruders!
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We've got company!
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Prepare to suffer!
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Holy shit!
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Oh, hi.
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I spy with my little eye!
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I have a sigthing!
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Enemy forces!
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Enemy detected!
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Enemy over here!
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We're in some real shit...
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It was all part of my plan!
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I've had enough!
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Oh my God!
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They ain't paying us enough for this shit...
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When did things go so wrong?
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I'll be back! With friends!
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You'll pay for that... the other day!
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You're not playing fair!
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Don't think you I will forgive ya!
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Mommy!
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I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker!
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I'll leave you alive... for now.
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Enough is enough!
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Screw this! I'm outta here!
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Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier!
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Tactical retreat!
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I've seen enough.
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Nope, nope, nope.
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Run to the hills!
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Let's call it a draw.
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They said "join the army". Not for this shit!
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I regret nothing!
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Game over, man!
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Let's be friends!
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Party's over!
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Violence is not an answer!
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I'm too beautiful to die!
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Screw you guys, I'm going home!
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Make love, not war!
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I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go!
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Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya!
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Aaaggh!
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I see red...
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Damn, I'm barely conscious.
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Ugh!
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This... hurts!
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You will regret... uhh... this.
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Crap!
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What the...!
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Ouch!
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You fuck!
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Oh, you piece of shit!
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Fuck, you'll pay for that!
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You fucked with the wrong guy!
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Now you have... pissed me off.
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It was nothing!
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I'm still here!
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Didn't feel a thing!
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Pain is just a weakness leaving my body!
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Pain is just an illusion!
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Who do you think you are?
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Oh, come on!
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Why me?!
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This hurts you more then it hurts me.
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I'm allergic to pain!
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Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi!
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I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum!
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Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked!
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Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan!
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Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"!
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Much Dust, Many Bullets!
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Get back on your Honda, and travel away!
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Forgive me, for I have sinned!
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Where's your God now?!
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Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite!
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Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie!
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Now that's an easy target!
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Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss...
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I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face!
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Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting!
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Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting!
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Who's that psycho chick?
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Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer?
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Marry me!
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Pathetic!
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Try again, I dare ya.
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Don't make me go over there!
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You've just made a big mistake!
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I'll take that gun out of your cold hands!
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You'll regret missing!
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Who were you shootin' at?
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Who learned you to shoot?
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You'll pay for that!
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Son of a bitch!
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You suck!
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Lame!
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Are you even trying?
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Ha, you wish!
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Learn how to shoot, rookie!
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In your dream!
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I'm not impressed!
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That ain't gonna happen.
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Booooo!
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Children shouldn't play with guns!
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Nice try!
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My grandma's a better shot!
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That shot was bad and you should feel bad!
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Close enough.
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Can't touch this!
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Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you.
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Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman!
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Was close.
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Try harder!
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Whew!
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Hell no!
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Maybe next time!
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Not today!
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Close, but no cigar.
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That woke me up.
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You son of a bitch!
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I will destroy you!
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Dead or alive, you're coming with me.
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I kick ass for the queen!
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I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you!
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Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me!
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Is that the best you can do?
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Your life is over, asshole!
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Very pretty, but can you fight?
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Howdy, pardner!
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I deliver justice... one bullet at a time!
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Viva la revolution!
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Keep a place in hell for your queen!
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Your move, creep!
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Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin...
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Shit, shit, shit...
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We're all gonna die.
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God help me.
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We're in some real pretty shit now!
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It is no dream! This is really happening!
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Goddamnit.
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I got a bad feeling on this one.
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It's a goddamn commando squad!
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Why this shit always happens to me!?
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I can't deal with this anymore
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What the hell am I going to do now?
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I should get the hell out of here!
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Oh no, how could this happen?
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I will not fight those bastards alone!
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Where is the goddamn cavalry?
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I am outta here.
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Doctor is in!
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Operation succesful!
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I'll carve ya up like a chicken!
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Bleed for me!
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I can't believe they're paying me for that!
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You taste like chicken!
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You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti!
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Chop chop chop!
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Fresh meat!
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I'll drink your blood!
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I'll gut you like a fish!
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Let's see what's inside this pinata!
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When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano!
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You could use some shave!
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Don't worry, it's disinfected!
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Show me what you've got!
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Time for harakiri, asshole!
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Hey, you've got untied shoelace!
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There's a mustard on your shirt!
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Mmmmmincemeat!
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Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace!
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I'll break your every single bone!
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Need a nose job?
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Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding!
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See? Girls can fight too!
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Girls power!
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Aaand you're dead.
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Next!
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That's just a beginning, fuckers!
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Time to loot a corpse, I guess.
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Nice job getting yourself killed.
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You OK? You look kinda... dead!
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Another one to my collection.
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You could at least TRY to die with some dignity.
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That door revolved one time too many...
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Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard.
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Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head.
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I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book!
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I knew I was better than you, Gillitt!
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I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me!
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Pathetic.
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Amateur.
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Let this be a lesson for all of you!
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You asked for it.
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Your luck ran out.
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Time to pay the piper!
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Someone, go check his pulse.
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Someone, go check her pulse.
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Adios!
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Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem....
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Serves you right, you slut!
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In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you.
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Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute.
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Goodnight sweet prince.
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OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead.
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OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead.
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Diagnosis: negative!
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It didn't have end up like this.!
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I think I'll skip a lunch today.
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Hahaha! Fucking awesome!
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Fuck yeah! I love this job!
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It's OK, you weren't using it anyway.
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Boom, head shot!
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Wow!
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Mind blown!
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I wasn't even trying.
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Did somebody take a picture?
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Pop goes the zit!
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I warned you about mexican food!
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What can I say, I'm a better draw.
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I'm gonna miss your cinematography...
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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
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Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds!
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No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick!
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Next time try shooting with open eyes!
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Stop shaking! I can't hit you!
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Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney!
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And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die!
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Couple? We're not married!
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I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you!
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PX? What the fuck does it even mean?
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No shit, Sherlock!
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It will be one-way trip for you!
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Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open!
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Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill!
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What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron!
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Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break!
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I'm sorry, didn't catch the name!
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Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough.
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So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard.
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Indeed I do!
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You know there's no such animal, right?
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Not yet. But soon you'll meet him!
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Trouble is my second name!
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Like a bulldog!
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You should be!
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Your wish is my order!
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Nobody ever does.
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Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!.
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Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words!
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No, thank you!
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Will see who's about to teach whom!
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You're right!
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You don't deserve a chance!
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Horoscopes lie!
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Ding dong!
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It's still not too late!
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We'll check ourselves!
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Need bubbles, sir?
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Did you just call me an ass!?
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Whatever.
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I didn't understand a single word!
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It will only get closer!
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I'm not really evil... just misunderstood.
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You're the disease and I'm the cure.
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I'm gonna blow your head off!
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Jerk on this you cocky shit licker!
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I eat Green Berets for breakfast!
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You cowboys are finished!
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Take this, you maggot!
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I'm going to cut out your living guts!
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Long live the queen!
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Here is your freedom you son of a bitch!
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Don't make me angry!
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I must break you!
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This is for the Queen!
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The Queen says: Die!
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Dying ain't much of a living, boy!
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Dying ain't much of a living, girl!
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Is that the best you can do?
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Your life is over, asshole!
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Very pretty, but can you fight?
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Howdy, pardner!
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I deliver justice... one bullet at a time!
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Viva la revolution!
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Your move, creep!
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Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin...
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It's about to turn into full tournee!
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"Stupid fools"? Are you even trying?
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As you wish!
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Hey! I'm a lady!
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I'll dig you one! Six feet under!
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I guess there's no more room in hell...
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Is this some kind of a joke?
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They're coming to get us!
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Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse!
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Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head...
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Really? I mean.. c'mon!
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That's just fucked up!
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What's next? Werewolves? Vampires?
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Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse!
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I'll send you back to hell!
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We'll need more paramedics!
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Oh shit! It can smell my brain!
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It's not zombie! He's infected!
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Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused...
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It's alive!
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Maybe it's friendly.
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It's alive... ish.
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Nothing's ever real until it's real.
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They live!
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There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor...
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I will not negotiate with undead!
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So there IS a life after death!
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Don't use the Z word!
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Holy shit. Plot twist!
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Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills.
526
That's it, no more drugs for me.
527
I knew that movie was based on a true story!
528
You're one spooky motherfucker, man.
529
Oooh. Zombies. How original.
530
Zombie over here!
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Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here!
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Undead!
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This is a bad dream!
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Blasphemy!
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Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds!
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At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living.
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I'm scared to pieces!
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It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
539
It could be worse. They could be nazi!
540
Where's my lawnmower when I need it?
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It's againt the nature, you freak!
542
Dead should stay dead.
543
Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself.
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No! I don't want to become one of you!
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Stay away from my precious gray matter!
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Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood!
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Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?!
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They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD!
549
Not my face! My beautiful face!
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The PAIN!
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Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains!
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Does it hurt to be dead?
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And stay dead! This time!
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You're dead... again.
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Rest in pieces!
556
If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself.
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Stay down!
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Get back where you came from!
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Zed is dead.
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Yeah! See ya!
561
Punish!
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Bingo!
563
I think you'll enjoy this.
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I'll squash you like a bug!
565
Here comes Johnny!
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Somebody call an ambulance!
567
My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece!
568
Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license!
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OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait!
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Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did!
571
Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion?
572
Look what you've made me do...
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Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy!
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Cause of death: acute lead poisoning!
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Oh yeah! Barbie's in town!
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Look who's come to the picnic!
576
You've got to be crazy to come here!
577
Now, you've got my attention!
578
You're so cute when you're trying to shoot!
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You're so cute when you're trying to shoot!
580
Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now...
581
Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused!
582
How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets!
583
You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems?
584
Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring...
585
Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills!
586
Is that your best?
587
It's official: YOU SUCK!
588
You cannot hurt me!
589
Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke?
588
I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry!
589
Let's not make a big deal out of nothing!
590
Are you trying to piss me off?
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Do you want to hurt me on purpose?
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Oh… I'd love to smack you right now!
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I'm going to beat the crap out of you!
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If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck!
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That's it, you're fucking dead!
596
I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do!
597
Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery!
598
God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty.
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The army... I should have known better!
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Coming here... What was I thinking?
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I can't believe I've came here with such idiots.
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No weapons! No friends! No hope!
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If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me...
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HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster!
605
Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant!
606
Gee, whales can fight?
607
Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way!
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This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale!
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How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow!
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Over here, you morons!
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Go to hell, Hellar!
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Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine?
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It must be this time of the month!
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Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease!
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Look guys, I've found fossils!
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Look guys, I've found fossils!
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Look guys, I've found fossils!
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Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive!
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Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive!
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Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive!
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Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart?
622
Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart?
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Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen!
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Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here!
625
Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here!
626
OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something!
627
Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude.
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Trust me. I'm a professional!
629
You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs...
630
Nice boobs! Are these real?
631
You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone?
632
Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon.
633
Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails!
634
You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently!
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I see you and now I can see through you!
636
Little enemies... little wounds!
637
I really hate needless violence.
638
Wow, you're even dumber than you look.
639
You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger!
640
Were your parents siblings?
641
Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you?
642
I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better!
643
Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage?
643
Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly!
644
Holy shit, they brought in transvestites!
645
Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard!
646
Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"?
647
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
648
You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee!
649
Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star!
650
You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand!
651
Guys, don't shoot the cushions!
652
It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone!
653
How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape?
654
How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape?
655
Are you tryin' to make me look good?
656
Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom!
657
Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'!
658
Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death?
659
Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death?
660
Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches?
661
Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches?
662
Idiots! Idiots everywhere!
663
You fight so badly you make even the onions cry.
664
I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling.
665
How's that karma tasting? Not so good?
666
Do you always take yourself so seriously?
667
Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.
668
Go bore someone else with your existence.
669
When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken!
670
Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool?
671
Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool?
672
Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you!
673
Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass!
674
Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting!
675
I'm scared to death!
676
Gee, that gave me goose bumps!
677
Speak of the devil!
678
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason!
679
OK, that was the last straw!
680
If I throw a stick, will you go away?
681
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
682
Hold my beer and watch this!
683
Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny!
684
Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny!
685
Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?
686
Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?
687
I thought your purpose was to die!
688
Hey, dickless! Over here!
689
Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me?
690
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you!
691
Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity?
692
Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair?
693
Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face?
694
Did your parents have any children that lived?
695
You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity!
696
Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life.
697
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!
698
If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it!
699
That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd!
700
What? Hello? I can't hear anything!
701
Argh! My ears are bleeding!
702
What's this ringing?
703
Huh? It's all silent...
704
Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell?
705
Fuck, my eyeballs!
706
I can't see shit!
707
Who turned off the light?!
708
Oh, my eyes!
709
Oh God, I'm blind!
710
Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind!
711
Somebody help me! I can't see!
712
You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench!
713
My eyes are on fire!
714
Cover me, I'm reloading!
715
I'm out, reloading!
716
I'm out, reloading!
717
Gotta reload!
718
Reloading!
719
I'm all out!
720
I'm running dry over here!
721
Need more ammo!
722
I'm out of bullets!
723
I'm leaking!
724
I'm bleeding!
725
Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me!
726
Mmmm... blood.
727
I need medical attention!
728
I'm spilling blood!
729
I... can't... catch a breath...
730
My... lungs...
731
Gas! Oh...
732
I can't breath!
733
It burns!