0 Taunt! (320 letters) 1 Sucker! 2 Suck on this! 3 Say hello to my lil' friend! 4 Come get some! 5 You're mine! 6 Die! 7 You scared, motherfucker? 8 This gonna hurt! 9 Eat shit and die! 10 Send me a postcard from HELL! 11 Come to daddy! 12 Come to momma! 13 I'll chop your balls off! 14 You'll be six feet under in no time! 15 Gonna send ya home in a pine box, loser! 16 Hey, wanna play? 17 Hey, gimme that! 18 Nice toy! 19 You should have stayed home, bitch! 20 You should have stayed home, fucker! 21 Die, vermin! 22 Feeling scared? 23 Dance for me! 24 How fun! 25 Dakka-dakka-dakka! 26 Guns don't kill people, I do! 27 I'm the best! 28 Kneel before me, loser! 29 Come on! I don't got all day! 30 Eat lead! 31 I'm better than you! 32 You fucked with the wrong man! 33 You fucked with the wrong woman! 34 Stop wasting my time! 35 You deserve it! 36 Yeah! 37 That's right! 38 You're dead. 39 How ya like it? 40 You had it coming! 41 Why, hello there! 42 Say "cheese"! 43 Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! 44 Could you just please die? 45 Garbage day! 46 Barbecue time! 47 Suck it down! 48 Bam! 49 Kaboom! 50 Dodge this! 51 I like it! 52 Hahaha! 53 Die in fire, bitch! 54 Die in fire, son-of-a-bitch! 55 Say your prayers! 56 Hell yeah! 57 There's no kill like overkill! 58 My gun's bigger than yours! 59 I got a present for ya! 60 Watch and learn. 61 Special delivery! 62 You should see your face now! 63 Didn't see THAT coming, ha? 64 Check mate! 65 I always wanted to do this. 66 Peace through power! 67 This job ain't that bad. 68 Now I remember why I joined army! 69 Ooh, somebody stop me! 70 You're welcome! 71 There goes the neighborhood! 72 Denied! 73 Gonna scalp ya, sucker! 74 Come to papa. 75 Show me your guts! 76 I'll rip you to pieces! 77 Motherfucker! 78 I can smell your fear! 79 I'll bash your skull in! 80 I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! 81 Chaaarge! 82 Guns are for pussies! 83 Your ass is mine! 84 I'll rip you fucking legs out of your ass! 85 Welcome to world of pain. I'll be your guide! 86 I'll slice ya up like a mango! 87 Heads are gonna roll! 88 Closing in! 89 Ready or not, here I come! 90 It's time to get personal! 91 Stop me if you can! 92 You and me! No rules! Come on, coward! 93 You don't leave me a choice! 94 I'll kill you! 95 Who needs guns anyway? 96 I'll stab you until you say "ouch, I'm dead"! 97 How 'bout a facelift? 98 It's Christmas! And you've been VERY naughty! 99 I warn you! I watched "Enter the Dragon" TWICE! 100 Hugs! 101 I promise it won't hurt... much. 102 Tag! 103 Shit, I can't believe I'm doing this! 104 Catch! 105 Here ya go! 106 Pop goes the weasel. 107 This one's for you. 108 Muahaha! 109 Catch this, swine! 110 Choke on this! 111 Snack on that! 112 How 'bout some acupuncture? 113 Bullseye! 114 Here's a token of my gratitude! 115 Do you like shiny things? 116 Here, keep it! 117 No returns! 118 Incoming! 119 Take cover! 120 Grenade! 121 Have more where it came from! 122 Fire in the hole! 123 Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! 1 124 Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. 1 125 Can someone check out these noises? 1 1 126 Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. 1 1 127 Let me guess, another false alarm. 1 1 128 They're here! 1 129 Now the fun can start! 130 I've waited for this looong time. 131 Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! 132 They have no idea what they are in for... 133 Everyone get ready! 134 Killing time! 135 I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! 136 Finally! Some carnage! 137 Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! 138 Finally, my training will pay off. 139 Everybody, wake up! 140 Time to earn my paycheck... 141 Now I'll be able to prove myself. 142 We have tactical advantage! 143 Maybe I'll get a medal! 144 We're under attack! 145 Oh, ain't that just great? 146 Can't guy get a nap around here? 147 Enemy attack. That's something new. 148 Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. 149 I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. 150 Fantastic. 151 "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. 152 Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! 153 Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. 154 Take positions! 155 I hoped this would never happen... 156 Fire at will! 157 It was bound to happen eventually. 158 I heard that! 159 Who's there? 160 What was that? 161 Hey! What the... 162 Show yourself! 163 I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! 164 What the hell was that? 165 I'm not deaf, you know? 166 Hey! 167 Come out, coward! 168 Hey! Who's making all that racket? 169 Just show yourself, wherever you are! 170 Hey! I've heard something suspicious! 171 Anybody there? 172 Shoulda check it out. 173 Is someone being clever? 174 Strange noises... 175 Can someone else check it out, please? 176 It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! 177 Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. 178 Da'ffff...! 179 Big mistake! 180 Holy crap! 181 Enemy! 182 Enemy!!! 183 Alert! Alert! 184 There is one! 185 Intruders! 186 We've got company! 187 Prepare to suffer! 188 Holy shit! 189 Oh, hi. 190 I spy with my little eye! 191 I have a sigthing! 192 Enemy forces! 193 Enemy detected! 194 Enemy over here! 195 We're in some real shit... 196 It was all part of my plan! 197 I've had enough! 198 Oh my God! 199 They ain't paying us enough for this shit... 200 When did things go so wrong? 201 I'll be back! With friends! 202 You'll pay for that... the other day! 203 You're not playing fair! 204 Don't think you I will forgive ya! 205 Mommy! 206 I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! 207 I'll leave you alive... for now. 208 Enough is enough! 209 Screw this! I'm outta here! 210 Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! 211 Tactical retreat! 212 I've seen enough. 213 Nope, nope, nope. 214 Run to the hills! 215 Let's call it a draw. 216 They said "join the army". Not for this shit! 217 I regret nothing! 218 Game over, man! 219 Let's be friends! 220 Party's over! 221 Violence is not an answer! 222 I'm too beautiful to die! 223 Screw you guys, I'm going home! 224 Make love, not war! 225 I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! 226 Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! 227 Aaaggh! 228 I see red... 229 Damn, I'm barely conscious. 230 Ugh! 231 This... hurts! 232 You will regret... uhh... this. 233 Crap! 234 What the...! 235 Ouch! 236 You fuck! 237 Oh, you piece of shit! 238 Fuck, you'll pay for that! 239 You fucked with the wrong guy! 240 Now you have... pissed me off. 241 It was nothing! 242 I'm still here! 243 Didn't feel a thing! 244 Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! 245 Pain is just an illusion! 246 Who do you think you are? 247 Oh, come on! 248 Why me?! 249 This hurts you more then it hurts me. 250 I'm allergic to pain! 251 Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! 252 I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! 253 Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! 254 Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! 255 Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! 256 Much Dust, Many Bullets! 257 Get back on your Honda, and travel away! 258 Forgive me, for I have sinned! 259 Where's your God now?! 260 Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! 261 Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! 262 Now that's an easy target! 263 Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... 264 I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! 265 Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 266 Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 267 Who's that psycho chick? 268 Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? 269 Marry me! 270 Pathetic! 271 Try again, I dare ya. 272 Don't make me go over there! 273 You've just made a big mistake! 274 I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! 275 You'll regret missing! 276 Who were you shootin' at? 277 Who learned you to shoot? 278 You'll pay for that! 279 Son of a bitch! 280 You suck! 281 Lame! 282 Are you even trying? 283 Ha, you wish! 284 Learn how to shoot, rookie! 285 In your dream! 286 I'm not impressed! 287 That ain't gonna happen. 288 Booooo! 289 Children shouldn't play with guns! 290 Nice try! 291 My grandma's a better shot! 292 That shot was bad and you should feel bad! 293 Close enough. 294 Can't touch this! 295 Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. 296 Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! 297 Was close. 298 Try harder! 299 Whew! 300 Hell no! 301 Maybe next time! 302 Not today! 303 Close, but no cigar. 304 That woke me up. 305 You son of a bitch! 306 I will destroy you! 307 Dead or alive, you're coming with me. 308 I kick ass for the queen! 309 I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! 322 Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! 327 Is that the best you can do? 328 Your life is over, asshole! 329 Very pretty, but can you fight? 330 Howdy, pardner! 331 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! 332 Viva la revolution! 333 Keep a place in hell for your queen! 334 Your move, creep! 335 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... 336 Shit, shit, shit... 337 We're all gonna die. 338 God help me. 339 We're in some real pretty shit now! 340 It is no dream! This is really happening! 341 Goddamnit. 342 I got a bad feeling on this one. 343 It's a goddamn commando squad! 344 Why this shit always happens to me!? 345 I can't deal with this anymore 346 What the hell am I going to do now? 347 I should get the hell out of here! 348 Oh no, how could this happen? 349 I will not fight those bastards alone! 350 Where is the goddamn cavalry? 351 I am outta here. 352 Doctor is in! 353 Operation succesful! 354 I'll carve ya up like a chicken! 355 Bleed for me! 356 I can't believe they're paying me for that! 357 You taste like chicken! 358 You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! 359 Chop chop chop! 360 Fresh meat! 361 I'll drink your blood! 362 I'll gut you like a fish! 363 Let's see what's inside this pinata! 364 When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! 365 You could use some shave! 366 Don't worry, it's disinfected! 367 Show me what you've got! 368 Time for harakiri, asshole! 369 Hey, you've got untied shoelace! 370 There's a mustard on your shirt! 371 Mmmmmincemeat! 372 Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! 373 I'll break your every single bone! 374 Need a nose job? 375 Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! 376 See? Girls can fight too! 377 Girls power! 378 Aaand you're dead. 379 Next! 380 That's just a beginning, fuckers! 381 Time to loot a corpse, I guess. 382 Nice job getting yourself killed. 383 You OK? You look kinda... dead! 384 Another one to my collection. 385 You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. 386 That door revolved one time too many... 387 Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. 388 Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. 389 I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! 390 I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! 391 I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! 392 Pathetic. 393 Amateur. 394 Let this be a lesson for all of you! 395 You asked for it. 396 Your luck ran out. 397 Time to pay the piper! 398 Someone, go check his pulse. 399 Someone, go check her pulse. 400 Adios! 401 Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... 402 Serves you right, you slut! 403 In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. 404 Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. 405 Goodnight sweet prince. 406 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. 407 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. 408 Diagnosis: negative! 409 It didn't have end up like this.! 410 I think I'll skip a lunch today. 411 Hahaha! Fucking awesome! 412 Fuck yeah! I love this job! 413 It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. 414 Boom, head shot! 415 Wow! 416 Mind blown! 417 I wasn't even trying. 418 Did somebody take a picture? 419 Pop goes the zit! 420 I warned you about mexican food! 421 What can I say, I'm a better draw. 422 I'm gonna miss your cinematography... 423 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. 424 Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! 425 No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! 426 Next time try shooting with open eyes! 427 Stop shaking! I can't hit you! 428 Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! 429 And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! 430 Couple? We're not married! 431 I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! 432 PX? What the fuck does it even mean? 433 No shit, Sherlock! 434 It will be one-way trip for you! 435 Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! 436 Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! 1 437 What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! 438 Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! 439 I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! 440 Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. 441 So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. 442 Indeed I do! 443 You know there's no such animal, right? 444 Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! 445 Trouble is my second name! 446 Like a bulldog! 447 You should be! 448 Your wish is my order! 449 Nobody ever does. 450 Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. 451 Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! 452 No, thank you! 453 Will see who's about to teach whom! 454 You're right! 455 You don't deserve a chance! 456 Horoscopes lie! 457 Ding dong! 458 It's still not too late! 459 We'll check ourselves! 460 Need bubbles, sir? 461 Did you just call me an ass!? 462 Whatever. 463 I didn't understand a single word! 464 It will only get closer! 465 I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. 471 You're the disease and I'm the cure. 472 I'm gonna blow your head off! 473 Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! 475 I eat Green Berets for breakfast! 476 You cowboys are finished! 477 Take this, you maggot! 478 I'm going to cut out your living guts! 479 Long live the queen! 480 Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! 481 Don't make me angry! 482 I must break you! 484 This is for the Queen! 485 The Queen says: Die! 486 Dying ain't much of a living, boy! 487 Dying ain't much of a living, girl! 488 Is that the best you can do? 489 Your life is over, asshole! 490 Very pretty, but can you fight? 491 Howdy, pardner! 492 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! 493 Viva la revolution! 494 Your move, creep! 495 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... 496 It's about to turn into full tournee! 497 "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? 498 As you wish! 499 Hey! I'm a lady! 500 I'll dig you one! Six feet under! 501 I guess there's no more room in hell... 502 Is this some kind of a joke? 503 They're coming to get us! 504 Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! 505 Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... 506 Really? I mean.. c'mon! 507 That's just fucked up! 508 What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? 509 Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! 510 I'll send you back to hell! 511 We'll need more paramedics! 512 Oh shit! It can smell my brain! 513 It's not zombie! He's infected! 514 Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... 515 It's alive! 516 Maybe it's friendly. 517 It's alive... ish. 518 Nothing's ever real until it's real. 519 They live! 520 There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... 521 I will not negotiate with undead! 522 So there IS a life after death! 523 Don't use the Z word! 524 Holy shit. Plot twist! 525 Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. 526 That's it, no more drugs for me. 527 I knew that movie was based on a true story! 528 You're one spooky motherfucker, man. 529 Oooh. Zombies. How original. 530 Zombie over here! 531 Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! 532 Undead! 533 This is a bad dream! 534 Blasphemy! 535 Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! 536 At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. 537 I'm scared to pieces! 538 It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. 539 It could be worse. They could be nazi! 540 Where's my lawnmower when I need it? 541 It's againt the nature, you freak! 542 Dead should stay dead. 543 Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. 544 No! I don't want to become one of you! 545 Stay away from my precious gray matter! 546 Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! 547 Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! 548 They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! 549 Not my face! My beautiful face! 550 The PAIN! 551 Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! 552 Does it hurt to be dead? 553 And stay dead! This time! 554 You're dead... again. 555 Rest in pieces! 556 If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. 557 Stay down! 558 Get back where you came from! 559 Zed is dead. 560 Yeah! See ya! 561 Punish! 562 Bingo! 563 I think you'll enjoy this. 564 I'll squash you like a bug! 565 Here comes Johnny! 566 Somebody call an ambulance! 567 My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! 568 Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! 569 OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! 570 Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! 571 Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? 572 Look what you've made me do... 573 Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! 573 Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! 574 Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! 575 Look who's come to the picnic! 576 You've got to be crazy to come here! 577 Now, you've got my attention! 578 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! 579 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! 580 Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... 581 Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! 582 How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! 583 You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? 584 Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... 585 Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! 586 Is that your best? 587 It's official: YOU SUCK! 588 You cannot hurt me! 589 Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? 588 I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! 589 Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! 590 Are you trying to piss me off? 591 Do you want to hurt me on purpose? 592 Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! 593 I'm going to beat the crap out of you! 594 If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! 595 That's it, you're fucking dead! 596 I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! 597 Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! 598 God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. 599 The army... I should have known better! 600 Coming here... What was I thinking? 601 I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. 602 No weapons! No friends! No hope! 603 If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... 604 HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! 605 Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! 606 Gee, whales can fight? 607 Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! 608 This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! 609 How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! 610 Over here, you morons! 611 Go to hell, Hellar! 612 Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? 613 It must be this time of the month! 614 Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! 615 Look guys, I've found fossils! 616 Look guys, I've found fossils! 617 Look guys, I've found fossils! 618 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! 619 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! 620 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! 621 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? 622 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? 623 Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! 624 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! 625 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! 626 OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! 627 Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. 628 Trust me. I'm a professional! 629 You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... 630 Nice boobs! Are these real? 631 You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? 632 Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. 633 Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! 634 You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! 635 I see you and now I can see through you! 636 Little enemies... little wounds! 637 I really hate needless violence. 638 Wow, you're even dumber than you look. 639 You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! 640 Were your parents siblings? 641 Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? 642 I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! 643 Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? 643 Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! 644 Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! 645 Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! 646 Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? 647 As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? 648 You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! 649 Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! 650 You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! 651 Guys, don't shoot the cushions! 652 It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! 653 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? 654 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? 655 Are you tryin' to make me look good? 656 Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! 657 Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! 658 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? 659 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? 660 Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? 661 Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? 662 Idiots! Idiots everywhere! 663 You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. 664 I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. 665 How's that karma tasting? Not so good? 666 Do you always take yourself so seriously? 667 Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. 668 Go bore someone else with your existence. 669 When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! 670 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? 671 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? 672 Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! 673 Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! 674 Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! 675 I'm scared to death! 676 Gee, that gave me goose bumps! 677 Speak of the devil! 678 Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! 679 OK, that was the last straw! 680 If I throw a stick, will you go away? 681 How can I miss you if you won't go away? 682 Hold my beer and watch this! 683 Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! 684 Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! 685 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? 686 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? 687 I thought your purpose was to die! 688 Hey, dickless! Over here! 689 Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? 690 Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! 691 Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? 692 Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? 693 Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? 694 Did your parents have any children that lived? 695 You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! 696 Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. 697 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! 698 If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! 699 That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! 700 What? Hello? I can't hear anything! 701 Argh! My ears are bleeding! 702 What's this ringing? 703 Huh? It's all silent... 704 Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? 705 Fuck, my eyeballs! 706 I can't see shit! 707 Who turned off the light?! 708 Oh, my eyes! 709 Oh God, I'm blind! 710 Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! 711 Somebody help me! I can't see! 712 You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! 713 My eyes are on fire! 714 Cover me, I'm reloading! 715 I'm out, reloading! 716 I'm out, reloading! 717 Gotta reload! 718 Reloading! 719 I'm all out! 720 I'm running dry over here! 721 Need more ammo! 722 I'm out of bullets! 723 I'm leaking! 724 I'm bleeding! 725 Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! 726 Mmmm... blood. 727 I need medical attention! 728 I'm spilling blood! 729 I... can't... catch a breath... 730 My... lungs... 731 Gas! Oh... 732 I can't breath! 733 It burns!