0 Marry me! 1 Pathetic! 2 Try again, I dare ya. 3 Don't make me go over there! 4 You've just made a huge mistake! 5 I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! 6 You'll regret missing! 7 Who were you shootin' at? 8 Who learned you to shoot? 9 You'll pay for that! 10 Son of a bitch! 11 You suck! 12 Lame! 13 Are you even trying? 14 Ha, you wish! 15 Learn how to shoot, rookie! 16 In your dreams! 17 Not impressed! 18 That ain't gonna happen. 19 Booooo! 20 Children shouldn't play with guns! 21 Nice try! 22 My grandma's a better shot! 23 That shot was bad and you should feel bad! 24 Close enough. 25 Can't touch this! 26 Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. 27 Get back in the kitchen where you belong, woman! 28 That was close. 29 Try harder! 30 Whew! 31 Hell no! 32 Maybe next time! 33 Not today! 34 Close, but no cigar. 35 That woke me up. 36 Is that the best you can do? 37 Very pretty, but can you fight? 38 Shit, shit, shit... 39 We're all gonna die. 40 God help me. 41 We're in some real pretty shit right now! 42 It ain't a dream! This is really happening! 43 Where is the goddamn cavalry? 44 Don't make me angry! 45 Is that the best you can do? 46 Very pretty, but can you fight? 47 Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! 48 Is that your best? 49 It's official: YOU SUCK! 50 You cannot hurt me! 51 Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? 52 Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! 53 Are you trying to piss me off? 54 Do you want to hurt me on purpose? 55 Oh... I'd love to smack you right now! 56 Wow, you're even dumber than you look. 57 Idiots! Idiots everywhere! 58 You fight so badly you make even onions cry. 59 I guess the only fan you have is the one on the ceiling. 60 Do you always take yourself so seriously? 61 Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? 62 Next time try shooting with open eyes! 63 Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? 64 Now, you've got my attention! 65 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! 66 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! 67 Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... 68 Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! 69 How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! 70 You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? 71 Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... 72 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? 73 Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! 74 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! 75 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! 76 OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! 77 Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! 78 Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! 79 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? 80 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? 81 Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beating! 82 I'm scared to death! 83 Gee, that gave me goose bumps! 84 Speak of the devil! 85 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! 86 Where did that come from? 87 That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! 88 Need a scope on that blade? 89 Give me that, I'll do it myself! 90 I ain't your punching bag, boy! 91 I ain't your punching bag, girl! 92 Well, if it ain't Muhammad Ali... Drunk! 93 Boxing... not your strongest suit, huh? 94 You fight like a girl! 95 You fight like a girl... Oh, nevermind. 96 Not sure if that's the best moment - but you really should invest in some Mentos! 97 I love it when they try to fight back!