0 Is this some kind of a joke? 1 There's no more room in hell! 2 They're coming to get us! 3 Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A freaking zombie apocalypse! 4 Remember, aim for the head, aim for the head... 5 Really? I mean.. c'mon! 6 That's just fucked up! That's just messed up!! 7 What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? 8 Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! 9 I'll send you back to hell! 10 Send them more paramedics! 11 Oh shit! It can smell my brain! 12 It's not zombie! Technically, they're just infected... 13 Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... 14 It's alive! 15 Maybe it's friendly. 16 It's alive... ish. 17 Nothing's ever real until it's real. 18 They live! 19 There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... 20 I will not negotiate with undead! 21 So there IS a life after death! 22 Holy shit. Plot twist! 23 Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. Crap, I think I forgot to take my pills. 24 That's it, no more drugs for me. 25 I knew that movie was based on a true story! 26 You're one spooky motherfucker, man. You're one spooky dude, man. 27 Oooh. Zombies. How original. 28 Zombie over here! 29 Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! Screw global warming, we've got real problems here! 30 Undead! 31 This is a bad dream! 32 Blasphemy! 33 Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! 34 At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. 35 I'm scared to pieces! 36 It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. 37 It could be worse. They could be nazi! 38 Where's my lawnmower when I need it? 39 It's against the nature, you freak! 40 Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. 41 No! I don't want to become one of you! 42 Stay away from my precious gray matter! 43 Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! 44 Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! 45 They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! 46 Not my face! My beautiful face! 47 Oh, the PAIN! 48 Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! 49 And stay dead! This time! 50 You're dead... again. 51 Rest in pieces! 52 If it stands up again, I'm gonna piss myself. 53 Stay down! 54 Get back where you came from! 55 Zed is dead. 56 Looks like someone here had a bad morning. 57 Now that's what I call a genre shift! 58 You know what could come in handy right now? A freaking chainsaw! 59 Quickly, someone distract them with fireworks or something! 60 *whistles* It's a dead man's party! Who could ask for more... 61 It's time to kick some zombie ass! 62 If it bleeds, I can kill it! 63 Men, women, children, zombies... I'll kill all of you! 64 It lives... again! 65 Hey! That's an insurance scam! 66 OK, that's just ridiculous. 67 Looks like someone got out of the wrong side of the grave! 68 Yup, that should work. Unless it's one of these modern zombies, that are actually infected or some other bullshit. 69 Either it's dead for good, or about to grow two new ones. Let's hope for the former.