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Marry me!
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Pathetic!
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Try again, I dare ya.
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Don't make me go over there!
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You've just made a huge mistake!
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I'll take that gun out of your cold hands!
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You'll regret missing!
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Who were you shootin' at?
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Who taught you to shoot?
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You'll pay for that!
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Son of a bitch!
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You suck!
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Lame!
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Are you even trying?
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Ha, you wish!
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Learn how to shoot, rookie!
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In your dreams!
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Not impressed!
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That ain't gonna happen.
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Booooo!
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Children shouldn't play with guns!
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Nice try!
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My grandma's a better shot!
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That shot was bad and you should feel bad!
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Close enough.
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Can't touch this!
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Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you.
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Get back in the kitchen where you belong, woman!
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That was close.
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Try harder!
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Whew!
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Hell no!
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Maybe next time!
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Not today!
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Close, but no cigar.
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That woke me up.
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Is that the best you can do?
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Very pretty, but can you fight?
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Shit, shit, shit...
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We're all gonna die.
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God help me.
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We're in some real pretty shit right now!
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It ain't a dream! This is really happening!
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Where is the goddamn cavalry?
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Don't make me angry!
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Is that the best you can do?
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Very pretty, but can you fight?
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Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills!
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Is that your best?
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It's official: YOU SUCK!
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You cannot hurt me!
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Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke?
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Let's not make a big deal out of nothing!
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Are you trying to piss me off?
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Do you want to hurt me on purpose?
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Oh... I'd love to smack you right now!
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Wow, you're even dumber than you look.
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Idiots! Idiots everywhere!
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You fight so badly you make even onions cry.
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I guess the only fan you have is the one on the ceiling.
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Do you always take yourself so seriously?
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Hey clown, have you come here to amuse me?
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Next time try shooting with open eyes!
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Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion?
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Now, you've got my attention!
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You're so cute when you're trying to shoot!
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You're so cute when you're trying to shoot!
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Hey babe, you should know how to please me by now...
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Blast it! You've spent so many bullets, you've got me confused!
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How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets!
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You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems?
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Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring...
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Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart?
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Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen!
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Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here!
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Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here!
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OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something!
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Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom!
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Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'!
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Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death?
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Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death?
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Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beating!
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I'm scared to death!
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Gee, that gave me goose bumps!
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Speak of the devil!
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Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!
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Where did that come from?
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That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd!
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Need a scope on that blade?
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Give me that, I'll do it myself!
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I ain't your punching bag, boy!
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I ain't your punching bag, girl!
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Well, if it ain't Muhammad Ali... Drunk!
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Boxing... not your strongest suit, huh?
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You fight like a girl!
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You fight like a girl... Oh, nevermind.
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Not sure if that's the best moment - but you really should invest in some Mentos!
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I love it when they try to fight back!
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