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Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have time to read you my poem....
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Serves you right, you slut!
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What can I say, I'm a better draw.
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I'm gonna miss your cinematography...
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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
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Go to hell, Hellar!
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That door revolved one time too many...
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Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard.
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Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head...
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I'll give you my autograph, Gillitt... in your condolence book!
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I knew I was better than you, Gillitt!
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I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, the Queen will hear about me!
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Wanna see a magic trick? Bam, he's gone!
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Oh no, he's going down! Prepare for the shockwave!
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You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity!
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Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi!
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I'll get a promotion for killing you, rebel scum!
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Bang-bang! Just like in 'Attack of the Clydesdales'!
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Much Dust, Many Bullets!
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Get back on your Honda, and travel away!
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Forgive me, for I have sinned!
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Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie!
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Please, tell us the story about Gettysburg again!
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Now that's an easy target!
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Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace!
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Where's your God now?!
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Father, what about the fifth commandment? You damn hypocrite!
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Who's that psycho chick?
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Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer?
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All the fat didn't protect your internal organs?
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No, not you Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney!
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This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale!
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How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow!
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Stop shaking! I can't hit you!
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Stop moving! I can't aim when the ground is shaking!
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Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked!
Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're screwed!
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Hey, it's the guy from 'Wild, Wild East'! I'm your biggest fan!
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Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss...
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Howdy, pardner!
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You remind me of my Chinese friend... Ug Lee!
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Well, if it ain't my favourite celebrity! I have all your posters back in the barracks...
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You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand!
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Nice guns you've got there! Are they real, or just replicas?
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Guys, don't shoot the cushions!
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Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant!
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Quick, someone call Captain Ahab!
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Are you lost? The auditions for 'Free Willy' are that way!
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Please, don't eat me!
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Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine?
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Look guys, I've found a fossil!
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Look guys, I've found a fossil!
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Look guys, I've found a fossil!
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Look guys, the dinosaurs are still alive!
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Look guys, the dinosaurs are still alive!
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Look guys, the dinosaurs are still alive!
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Wow, you've got nice... personality.
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You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger!
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Hey, asshole! Eighties called, they want their haircut back!
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