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And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die!
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Couple? We're not married!
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I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you!
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PX? What the fuck does that even mean?
PX? What the hell does that even mean?
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No shit, Sherlock!
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It will be a one-way trip for you!
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Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open!
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Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill!
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What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron!
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Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break!
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I'm sorry, didn't catch the name!
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Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough.
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So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard.
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Indeed I do!
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You know there's no such animal, right?
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Not yet. But soon you'll meet him!
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Trouble is my second name!
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Like a bulldog!
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You should be!
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Your wish is my command!
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Nobody ever does.
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Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!
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Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words!
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No, thank you!
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We'll see who's about to teach whom!
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You're right!
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You don't deserve a chance!
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Horoscopes lie!
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Ding dong!
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It's still not too late!
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We'll check ourselves!
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Need bubbles, sir?
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Did you just call me an ass?!
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Whatever.
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I didn't understand a single word!
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It will only get closer!
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I'm not really evil... just misunderstood.
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It's about to turn into full tournee!
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"Stupid fools"? Are you even trying?
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As you wish!
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Hey! I'm a lady!
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I'll dig you one! Six feet under!
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Don't worry, I'll send you some!
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I'll show you!
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You'll wish you wouldn't ask!
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You got it wrong, let me educate you!
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Was that a rhetorical question?
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Now, whose fault is it, if your cocksucker boss buys second hand guns?
Now, whose fault is it, if your cheap ass boss buys second hand guns?
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And soon so will be you!
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The only thing layin' low here is you, bitch!
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Yeah right, that's why you're sweating!
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Advice for today: avoid long travels, new relationships and BULLETS!
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Mine said I will kill a lot of people today! I hope it will come true too!
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Do people seriously believe in those things? Pathetic.
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Tough? I could make that shot with my eyes closed.
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And that's just the beginning!
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He loves you no more!
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OK, this one's out. Next!
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You'll be sorry for saying that!
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Well, now we can play hide and seek!
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You're right! It's the whole company here!
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You should have used the plural! Guys, lots of guys!
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We'll see about that...
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No, it doesn't, but don't worry, we'll be gentle!
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Nice grammar, asshole!
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Need supplies, wacko?
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Here, I'll give you some!
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No, you just suck, that's it! No air involved!
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Never got this - why bring a knife to a gun fight?
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Funny indeed, we had so much fun with him as target practice!
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I know some jokes too. For example: you're a joke!
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Hey man, the gun isn't stupid, you are!
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Suits you fine, huh?
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Relax! Why make such a fuss?
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The only thing you're gonna get is your butt kicked!
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Oh yeah? Wait for the next one!
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It was just a warning shot!
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I'll scratch you to death!
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That's not a scratch. It's a fucking canyon!
That's not a scratch. It's a freaking canyon!
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No. You need to die!
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I'll dig you one too with it!
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Kiss my ass!
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Fireball? What the fuck do you think this is, some kind of video game?
Fireball? What the hell do you think this is, some kind of video game?
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It's OK, I'm here. Follow my voice!
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That's what she said!
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Please, let it be a close encounter of the sexy kind!
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I'm ready any time you are!
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Now, now, you're hurting our feelings!
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Come on, there's always a room to try something new!
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Come over here, I'll give you some.
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Is that what it's called these days?
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That must be the first time you've ever said that!
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Oh, now I'm getting jealous.
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I can help you deal with the grief, if you want!
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Where? Where?
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Maybe I could help you with that?
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You need to empty the chamber...
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But that's nothing new for you, eh?
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Damn, that doesn't even deserve a witty response!
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Are you even listening to what you're saying?
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Oh, I'll give you one! Just you wait!
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You should consider changing your masseur. I volunteer!
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Yeah, I bet you did. God.
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Oooh. Not today!
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No!
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Anything for you, princess.
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I work this way on women.
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Are you doing this on purpose?
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Pffft.
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Pffft.
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I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that.
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Hold on! I'll just drop my clothes, get my rescue tube and I'm coming to save you!
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