0 Is this some kind of a joke? 1 1 1 There's no more room in hell! 1 1 1 2 They're coming to get us! 1 1 1 1 3 Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A freaking zombie apocalypse! 1 1 1 4 Remember, aim for the head, aim for the head... 1 1 1 5 Really? I mean.. c'mon! 1 1 1 6 That's just fucked up! That's just messed up! 1 1 1 7 What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? 1 1 1 8 Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! 1 1 1 1 9 I'll send you back to hell! 1 1 1 1 10 Send them more paramedics! 1 1 1 1 11 Oh shit! It can smell my brain! 1 1 1 12 It's not zombie! Technically, they're just infected... 1 1 1 13 Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... 1 1 1 14 It's alive! 1 1 1 15 Maybe it's friendly. 1 1 1 16 It's alive... ish. 1 1 1 17 Nothing's ever real until it's real. 1 1 1 1 18 They live! 1 1 1 1 19 There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... 1 1 1 1 20 I will not negotiate with undead! 1 1 1 1 21 So there IS a life after death! 1 1 1 22 Holy shit. Plot twist! 1 1 1 1 23 Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. Crap, I think I forgot to take my pills. 1 1 1 1 24 That's it, no more drugs for me. 1 1 1 1 25 I knew that movie was based on a true story! 1 1 1 1 26 You're one spooky motherfucker, man. You're one spooky dude, man. 1 1 1 1 27 Oooh. Zombies. How original. 1 1 1 1 28 Zombie over here! 1 1 1 1 29 Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! Screw global warming, we've got real problems here! 1 1 1 30 Undead! 1 1 1 1 31 This is a bad dream! 1 1 40 1 32 Blasphemy! 1 1 1 33 Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! 1 1 1 1 34 At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. 1 1 1 1 35 I'm scared to pieces! 1 1 30 1 36 It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. 1 1 1 1 37 It could be worse. They could be nazi! 1 1 1 1 38 Where's my lawnmower when I need it? 1 1 1 1 39 It's against the nature, you freak! 1 1 1 1 40 Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. 1 1 1 1 41 No! I don't want to become one of you! 1 1 1 42 Stay away from my precious gray matter! 1 1 1 1 43 Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! 1 1 1 1 44 Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! 1 1 45 They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! 1 1 1 46 Not my face! My beautiful face! 1 1 47 Oh, the PAIN! 1 1 48 Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! 1 1 49 And stay dead! This time! 1 1 50 You're dead... again. 1 1 51 Rest in pieces! 1 1 52 If it stands up again, I'm gonna piss myself. 1 1 1 53 Stay down! 1 1 54 Get back where you came from! 1 1 55 Zed is dead. 1 1 1 56 Looks like someone here had a bad morning. 1 1 1 1 57 Now that's what I call a genre shift! 1 1 1 1 58 You know what could come in handy right now? A freaking chainsaw! 1 1 1 1 59 Quickly, someone distract them with fireworks or something! 1 1 1 1 60 *whistles* It's a dead man's party! Who could ask for more... 1 1 1 1 61 It's time to kick some zombie ass! 1 1 1 1 62 If it bleeds, I can kill it! 1 1 1 1 63 Men, women, children, zombies... I'll kill all of you! 1 1 1 1 64 It lives... again! 1 1 1 65 Hey! That's an insurance scam! 1 1 1 66 OK, that's just ridiculous. 1 1 1 67 Looks like someone got out of the wrong side of the grave! 1 1 1 68 Yup, that should work. Unless it's one of these modern zombies, that are actually infected or some other bullshit. 1 1 1 69 Either it's dead for good, or about to grow two new ones. Let's hope for the former. 1 1 1