0 Taunt! (320 letters) 1 混蛋！ 2 试试这个！ 3 跟我的子弹打个招呼吧！ 4 来试试啊！ 5 你是我的！ 6 去死吧！ 7 你害怕了吗？混蛋！ 8 很疼吧！ 9 吃屎去吧！ 10 我会给你烧纸的！ 11 来你爹这儿！ 12 来老娘这儿！ 13 我要把你的蛋捏碎！ 14 你马上就要下地狱了！ 15 躺棺材里回家吧，败类！ 16 嘿，想玩玩嘛？ 17 嘿，把那个给我！ 18 东西不错啊！ 19 你该呆在家里，婊子！ 20 你该呆在家里，混蛋！ 21 去死吧，害虫！ 22 害怕了吗？ 23 跳支舞吧！ 24 多有趣啊！ 25 嗒嗒-嗒嗒-嗒嗒！ 26 枪不会杀人，我会！ 27 我是最棒的！ 28 在我面前跪下吧，败类！ 29 来啊！我没那么多时间等！ 30 吃我一枪！ 31 我比你厉害！ 32 你可惹到你爹我了！ 33 你可惹到老娘我了！ 34 别浪费时间了！ 35 活该！ 36 耶！ 37 很好！ 38 你完了。 39 怎样啊？ 40 你自找的！ 41 嗨！怎么啦？ 42 说“茄子”！ 43 呀啪！先生们！ 44 你就不能去死吗？ 45 全是垃圾！ 46 烧烤时间！ 47 滚吧！ 48 砰！ 49 嘣！ 50 你能躲开吗？ 51 我喜欢！ 52 哈哈哈！ 53 烧死你，婊子！ 54 烧死你，混蛋！ 55 祈祷吧！ 56 当然啦！ 57 怎么杀都不够！ 58 我的枪比你的大！ 59 我给你准备的礼物！ 60 好好看着。 61 快递来了！ 62 你该看看你的那张脸！ 63 没想到吧，哼？ 64 将军！ 65 我等这一天很久了。 66 强权就是真理！ 67 这份工作可真不错。 68 我参军就是为了这个！ 69 嗷嗷，谁能让我停下！ 70 不用客气！ 71 邻居来啦！ 72 否决！ 73 我要剥了你的皮，败类！ 74 来你爹这！ 75 来啊，胆小鬼！ 76 我要把你撕成碎片！ 77 混蛋！ 78 我看到你在发抖！ 79 我要把你的脑袋敲碎！ 80 我要把你的头踩个稀巴烂！ 81 结-账！ 82 枪是给懦夫用的！ 83 我要把你的屁股打烂！ 84 我要把你的腿活活扯下来！ 85 我会让你尝够痛苦的滋味！ 86 我要像芒果一样把你切开！ 87 脑袋满地滚！ 88 包围！ 89 准备好没？我来了！ 90 这是个人恩怨！ 91 有种来阻止我啊！ 92 就我俩！随便来！来啊，懦夫！ 93 你让我别无选择！ 94 我要杀了你！ 95 谁还用枪啊？ 96 我要砍到你说：“啊，我死了！” 97 要不要整个容？ 98 圣诞节到了！不要淘气哦！ 99 我警告过你！我看过李小龙传奇两遍！ 100 来抱抱！ 101 我保证不会很疼... 102 发现了！ 103 操，不敢相信我竟然在做这个！ 104 抓到了！ 105 就是这样！ 106 一溜烟跑了。 107 这是为你准备的。 108 牟哈哈哈！ 109 接住这个，蠢猪！ 110 掐死你！ 111 甜点来了！ 112 来点针灸如何？ 113 命中靶心！ 114 向你表达我的一点谢意！ 115 你喜欢发光的东西么？ 116 给，你留着吧！ 117 拒绝退货！ 118 危险！ 119 掩护！ 120 手雷！ 121 回去拿别的吧！ 122 小心手雷！ 123 Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! 1 124 Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. 1 125 Can someone check out these noises? 1 1 126 Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. 1 1 127 Let me guess, another false alarm. 1 1 128 他们在这儿！ 129 游戏才刚刚开始！ 130 我等这一天很久了。 131 你这个败类，坐车只买儿童票的侏儒！ 132 他们还不知道惹了多大的麻烦... 133 大家都准备好了！ 134 杀戮时间！ 135 我从尸体上扒走的钱都够买航天飞机了！ 136 终于可以来场大屠杀了！ 137 哦，我等不及要给他们来几下！ 138 终于可以练练手啦。 139 大家都给我起来！ 140 我要赚钱了... 141 现在我可以试试手了。 142 我们有战术上的优势！ 143 也许我能拿到勋章！ 144 我们遭到攻击！ 145 哦，这不是很棒吗？ 146 我就不能稍微睡一会？ 147 敌人进攻了？还是头一次听说。 148 耶，谁能料想到。 149 只要我们输一场我就彻底走人了。 150 很好。 151 “他们绝对不敢进攻的。” 说的好听。 152 谢谢你让我糟糕的一天彻底地糟透了，混蛋！ 153 大家都冷静点，我们会挺过去的。 154 就位！ 155 我希望这一切都没发生过... 156 自由射击！ 157 这注定会发生。 158 我听到了！ 159 谁在那儿？ 160 那是什么？ 161 嘿！这他妈... 162 给我出来！ 163 我警告过你...我能轻松地把你揪出来！ 164 那是他妈的什么玩意？ 165 你知道我不是聋子。 166 嘿！ 167 出来，懦夫！ 168 嘿！谁在那儿吵吵？ 169 不管你在哪儿，快出来吧！ 170 嘿！我听到了什么奇怪的声音！ 171 有人吗？ 172 谁去看看。 173 你在耍小聪明吗？ 174 奇怪的声音... 175 请问，谁能过去看看啊？ 176 那是风吧...等等，根本没有风！ 177 出来吧！我们是朋友...我们不会打仗。 178 唔唔唔...！ 179 巨大的错误！ 180 我勒个去！ 181 敌人！ 182 敌人！！！ 183 警报！警报！ 184 没有人！ 185 入侵者！ 186 有敌人了！ 187 准备受刑吧！ 188 卧槽！ 189 哦，嘿！ 190 我的小眼睛都能瞥见你！ 191 我看到了！ 192 敌军！ 193 发现敌人！ 194 敌人在这儿！ 195 我们有麻烦了... 196 这都在我的计划之中！ 197 我受够了！ 198 我的天哪！ 199 为了收拾这个烂摊子才赚这一点钱... 200 什么时候弄得一团糟？ 201 给我等着，我找弟兄们来！ 202 总有一天...你会为此付出代价的！ 203 你耍阴招！ 204 别指望我会忘了你！ 205 我的娘来！ 206 我会在你最不希望的时候再出现的，渣滓！ 207 我暂时饶你一条狗命。 208 够了！ 209 去他妈的！我走了！ 210 去他妈的！我都算不上是一个士兵！ 211 战术撤退！ 212 我看不下去了。 213 不，不，不行。 214 跑回山里去吧。 215 就算是平局吧。 216 他们让我参军，可不是为了这些混账事情！ 217 我从不后悔！ 218 你完了，伙计！ 219 我们做个朋友吧！ 220 派对结束了！ 221 暴力不是解决办法！ 222 长这么漂亮的脸蛋，我可舍不得死！ 223 去你们的，我可要回家了。 224 相爱，不要相战！ 225 我，呃...家里灯忘了关了。得赶紧回去！ 226 给我个电话号码，我回头再找你！ 227 啊哈！ 228 我满眼红色... 229 可恶，我快失去意识了。 230 呃！ 231 这...很疼！ 232 你会，呃...后悔的。 233 我去！ 234 卧槽...！ 235 啊！ 236 你娘的！ 237 嗷，去你妈的！ 238 操！你会遭到报应的！ 239 你惹错人了！ 240 你现在算是彻底惹怒我了。 241 这不算什么！ 242 我还在这儿！ 243 什么都没感觉到！ 244 痛觉只是我肉体的弱点！ 245 疼痛只是一种幻觉！ 246 你以为你是谁？ 247 嗷，来啊！ 248 为什么是我！？ 249 这打到你身上会比我更疼。 250 我对疼痛过敏！ 251 嘿，卡多纳！迪迪女王向你问声好！ 252 杀掉你这个反抗军的炮灰我就能晋级了！ 253 卧槽，那是Gus Tarballs，我们死定了！ 254 嘿！是“东部旷野”的成员啊！我是你的粉丝耶！ 255 梆梆！就像“草泥马归来！”一样！ 256 太多尘土，太多子弹！ 257 骑上你的本田车滚蛋吧！ 258 原谅我，这是我的罪责！ 259 你的上帝在哪呢？！ 260 神父，第五戒律算是什么？你个伪善者！ 261 滚回棺材里去吧，你这个畸形的僵尸！ 262 这个靶子真好打！ 263 发现敌人！操，不可能打不中... 264 除掉你这张丑脸就是在为人类做贡献！ 265 嘿，宝贝，给我电话号码，我就不再朝你开枪了！ 266 嘿，帅哥，给我电话号码，我就不再朝你开枪了！ 267 那个疯女人是谁？ 268 你干这个有点太老了吧，怪老头？ 269 嫁给我吧！ 270 可怜人！ 271 你敢再来一遍？ 272 别逼我过去！ 273 你刚刚犯了一个大错误！ 274 我要把那把枪从你冰冷的手中拿走！ 275 你会后悔没打中的！ 276 你在朝谁开枪啊？ 277 谁教你开枪的？ 278 你会为此付出代价的！ 279 婊子养的！ 280 垃圾！ 281 废物！ 282 你连试都不敢试了吗？ 283 哈，想得美！ 284 学学怎么开枪吧，新人！ 285 做梦去吧！ 286 技术平平！ 287 那不可能发生的。 288 轰！ 289 小孩不应该玩枪！ 290 得了吧！ 291 我外婆枪法都比你好！ 292 枪法太烂，你该后悔了！ 293 好险。 294 碰不到！ 295 哦，不要让失望的心情影响到你。 296 回到厨房里去吧，女人，你该呆在那里！ 297 差一点。 298 在努力点吧！ 299 呼！ 300 当然不！ 301 也许下次吧！ 302 不是今天！ 303 很接近，但是没中。 304 吓我一跳。 305 You son of a bitch! 306 I will destroy you! 307 Dead or alive, you're coming with me. 308 I kick ass for the queen! 309 I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! 310 Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! 311 Is that the best you can do? 312 Your life is over, asshole! 313 Very pretty, but can you fight? 314 Howdy, pardner! 315 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! 316 Viva la revolution! 317 Keep a place in hell for your queen! 318 Your move, creep! 319 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... 320 Shit, shit, shit... 321 We're all gonna die. 322 God help me. 323 We're in some real pretty shit now! 324 It is no dream! This is really happening! 325 Goddamnit. 326 I got a bad feeling on this one. 327 It's a goddamn commando squad! 328 Why this shit always happens to me!? 329 I can't deal with this anymore 330 What the hell am I going to do now? 331 I should get the hell out of here! 332 Oh no, how could this happen? 333 I will not fight those bastards alone! 334 Where is the goddamn cavalry? 335 I am outta here. 336 Doctor is in! 337 Operation succesful! 338 I'll carve ya up like a chicken! 339 Bleed for me! 340 I can't believe they're paying me for that! 341 You taste like chicken! 342 You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! 343 Chop chop chop! 344 Fresh meat! 345 I'll drink your blood! 346 I'll gut you like a fish! 347 Let's see what's inside this pinata! 348 When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! 349 You could use some shave! 350 Don't worry, it's disinfected! 351 Show me what you've got! 352 Time for harakiri, asshole! 353 Hey, you've got untied shoelace! 354 There's a mustard on your shirt! 355 Mmmmmincemeat! 356 Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! 357 I'll break your every single bone! 358 Need a nose job? 359 Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! 360 See? Girls can fight too! 361 Girls power! 362 Aaand you're dead. 363 Next! 364 That's just a beginning, fuckers! 365 Time to loot a corpse, I guess. 366 Nice job getting yourself killed. 367 You OK? You look kinda... dead! 368 Another one to my collection. 369 You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. 370 That door revolved one time too many... 371 Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. 372 Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. 373 I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! 374 I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! 375 I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! 376 Pathetic. 377 Amateur. 378 Let this be a lesson for all of you! 379 You asked for it. 380 Your luck ran out. 381 Time to pay the piper! 382 Someone, go check his pulse. 383 Someone, go check her pulse. 384 Adios! 385 Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... 386 Serves you right, you slut! 387 In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. 388 Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. 389 Goodnight sweet prince. 390 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. 391 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. 392 Diagnosis: negative! 393 It didn't have end up like this.! 394 I think I'll skip a lunch today. 395 Hahaha! Fucking awesome! 396 Fuck yeah! I love this job! 397 It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. 398 Boom, head shot! 399 Wow! 400 Mind blown! 401 I wasn't even trying. 402 Did somebody take a picture? 403 Pop goes the zit! 404 I warned you about mexican food! 405 What can I say, I'm a better draw. 406 I'm gonna miss your cinematography... 407 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. 408 Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! 409 No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! 410 Next time try shooting with open eyes! 411 Stop shaking! I can't hit you! 412 Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! 413 And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! 414 Couple? We're not married! 415 I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! 416 PX? What the fuck does it even mean? 417 No shit, Sherlock! 418 It will be one-way trip for you! 419 Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! 420 Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! 421 What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! 422 Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! 423 I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! 424 Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. 425 So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. 426 Indeed I do! 427 You know there's no such animal, right? 428 Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! 429 Trouble is my second name! 430 Like a bulldog! 431 You should be! 432 Your wish is my order! 433 Nobody ever does. 434 Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. 435 Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! 436 No, thank you! 437 Will see who's about to teach whom! 438 You're right! 439 You don't deserve a chance! 440 Horoscopes lie! 441 Ding dong! 442 It's still not too late! 443 We'll check ourselves! 444 Need bubbles, sir? 445 Did you just call me an ass!? 446 Whatever. 447 I didn't understand a single word! 448 It will only get closer! 449 I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. 450 You're the disease and I'm the cure. 451 I'm gonna blow your head off! 452 Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! 453 I eat Green Berets for breakfast! 454 You cowboys are finished! 455 Take this, you maggot! 456 I'm going to cut out your living guts! 457 Long live the queen! 458 Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! 459 Don't make me angry! 460 I must break you! 461 This is for the Queen! 462 The Queen says: Die! 463 Dying ain't much of a living, boy! 464 Dying ain't much of a living, girl! 465 Is that the best you can do? 466 Your life is over, asshole! 467 Very pretty, but can you fight? 468 Howdy, pardner! 469 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! 470 Viva la revolution! 471 Your move, creep! 472 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... 473 It's about to turn into full tournee! 474 "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? 475 As you wish! 476 Hey! I'm a lady! 477 I'll dig you one! Six feet under! 478 I guess there's no more room in hell... 479 Is this some kind of a joke? 480 They're coming to get us! 481 Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! 482 Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... 483 Really? I mean.. c'mon! 484 That's just fucked up! 485 What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? 486 Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! 487 I'll send you back to hell! 488 We'll need more paramedics! 489 Oh shit! It can smell my brain! 490 It's not zombie! He's infected! 491 Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... 492 It's alive! 493 Maybe it's friendly. 494 It's alive... ish. 495 Nothing's ever real until it's real. 496 They live! 497 There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... 498 I will not negotiate with undead! 499 So there IS a life after death! 500 Don't use the Z word! 501 Holy shit. Plot twist! 502 Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. 503 That's it, no more drugs for me. 504 I knew that movie was based on a true story! 505 You're one spooky motherfucker, man. 506 Oooh. Zombies. How original. 507 Zombie over here! 508 Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! 509 Undead! 510 This is a bad dream! 511 Blasphemy! 512 Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! 513 At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. 514 I'm scared to pieces! 515 It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. 516 It could be worse. They could be nazi! 517 Where's my lawnmower when I need it? 518 It's againt the nature, you freak! 519 Dead should stay dead. 520 Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. 521 No! I don't want to become one of you! 522 Stay away from my precious gray matter! 523 Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! 524 Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! 525 They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! 526 Not my face! My beautiful face! 527 The PAIN! 528 Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! 529 Does it hurt to be dead? 530 And stay dead! This time! 531 You're dead... again. 532 Rest in pieces! 533 If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. 534 Stay down! 535 Get back where you came from! 536 Zed is dead. 537 Yeah! See ya! 538 Punish! 539 Bingo! 540 I think you'll enjoy this. 541 I'll squash you like a bug! 542 Here comes Johnny! 543 Somebody call an ambulance! 544 My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! 545 Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! 546 OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! 547 Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! 548 Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? 549 Look what you've made me do... 550 Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! 551 Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! 552 Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! 553 Look who's come to the picnic! 554 You've got to be crazy to come here! 555 Now, you've got my attention! 556 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! 557 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! 558 Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... 559 Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! 560 How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! 561 You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? 562 Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... 563 Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! 564 Is that your best? 565 It's official: YOU SUCK! 566 You cannot hurt me! 567 Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? 568 I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! 569 Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! 570 Are you trying to piss me off? 571 Do you want to hurt me on purpose? 572 Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! 573 I'm going to beat the crap out of you! 574 If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! 575 That's it, you're fucking dead! 576 I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! 577 Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! 578 God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. 579 The army... I should have known better! 580 Coming here... What was I thinking? 581 I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. 582 No weapons! No friends! No hope! 583 If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... 584 HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! 585 Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! 586 Gee, whales can fight? 587 Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! 588 This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! 589 How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! 590 Over here, you morons! 591 Go to hell, Hellar! 592 Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? 593 It must be this time of the month! 594 Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! 595 Look guys, I've found fossils! 596 Look guys, I've found fossils! 597 Look guys, I've found fossils! 598 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! 599 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! 600 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! 601 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? 602 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? 603 Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! 604 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! 605 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! 606 OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! 607 Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. 608 Trust me. I'm a professional! 609 You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... 610 Nice boobs! Are these real? 611 You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? 612 Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. 613 Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! 614 You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! 615 I see you and now I can see through you! 616 Little enemies... little wounds! 617 I really hate needless violence. 618 Wow, you're even dumber than you look. 619 You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! 620 Were your parents siblings? 621 Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? 622 I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! 623 Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? 624 Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! 625 Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! 626 Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! 627 Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? 628 As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? 629 You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! 630 Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! 631 You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! 632 Guys, don't shoot the cushions! 633 It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! 634 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? 635 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? 636 Are you tryin' to make me look good? 637 Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! 638 Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! 639 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? 640 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? 641 Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? 642 Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? 643 Idiots! Idiots everywhere! 644 You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. 645 I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. 646 How's that karma tasting? Not so good? 647 Do you always take yourself so seriously? 648 Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. 649 Go bore someone else with your existence. 650 When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! 651 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? 652 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? 653 Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! 654 Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! 655 Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! 656 I'm scared to death! 657 Gee, that gave me goose bumps! 658 Speak of the devil! 659 Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! 660 OK, that was the last straw! 661 If I throw a stick, will you go away? 662 How can I miss you if you won't go away? 663 Hold my beer and watch this! 664 Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! 665 Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! 666 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? 667 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? 668 I thought your purpose was to die! 669 Hey, dickless! Over here! 670 Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? 671 Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! 672 Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? 673 Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? 674 Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? 675 Did your parents have any children that lived? 676 You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! 677 Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. 678 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! 679 If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! 680 That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! 681 What? Hello? I can't hear anything! 682 Argh! My ears are bleeding! 683 What's this ringing? 684 Huh? It's all silent... 685 Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? 686 Fuck, my eyeballs! 687 I can't see shit! 688 Who turned off the light?! 689 Oh, my eyes! 690 Oh God, I'm blind! 691 Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! 692 Somebody help me! I can't see! 693 You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! 694 My eyes are on fire! 695 Cover me, I'm reloading! 696 I'm out, reloading! 697 I'm out, reloading! 698 Gotta reload! 699 Reloading! 700 I'm all out! 701 I'm running dry over here! 702 Need more ammo! 703 I'm out of bullets! 704 I'm leaking! 705 I'm bleeding! 706 Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! 707 Mmmm... blood. 708 I need medical attention! 709 I'm spilling blood! 710 I... can't... catch a breath... 711 My... lungs... 712 Gas! Oh... 713 I can't breath! 714 It burns! 715 Don't worry, I'll send you some! 716 I'll show you! 717 You'll wish you wouldn't ask! 718 You got it wrong, let me educate you! 719 Was that a rhetorical question? 720 Now whose fault is it, if your cocksucker boss buys second hand guns? 721 And soon so will be you! 722 The only thing layin' low here, is you bitch! 723 Yeah right, that's why you're sweating! 724 Guess again! That wasn't your horoscope! 725 Advice for today: avoid long travels, new relationships and BULLETS! 726 Mine said I will kill a lot of people today! I hope it will come true too! 727 Do people seriously believe in these things? Pathetic. 728 Tough? I could make that shot with eyes closed. 729 And that's just the beginning! 730 He loves you no more! 731 OK, this one's out. Next! 732 You'll be sorry for saying that! 733 Well, now we can play hide and seek! 734 You're right! It's the whole company here! 735 No, loser! You should have used the plural! Guys, lot's of guys! 736 Will see about that... 737 No, it doesn't, but don't worry, we'll be gentle! 738 Nice grammar, asshole! 739 Need supplies, wacko? 740 Here, I'll give you some! 741 No, you just suck, that's it! No air involved! 742 Never got this - why bring a knife to a gun fight? 743 Funny indeed, we had so much fun with him as a target practice! 744 I know some jokes too. For example: you're a joke! 745 Hey man, the gun isn't stupid, you are! 746 Suits you fine, huh? 747 Relax! Why make such a fuss? 748 The only thing you're gonna get is your butt kicked! 749 Oh yeah? Wait for the next one! 750 It was just a warning shot! 751 I'll scratch you to death! 752 That's not a scratch. It's a fucking canyon! 753 No. You need to die! 754 I'll dig you one too with it! 755 Kiss my ass! 756 Fireball? What the fuck do you think this is? Street Fighter Alpha 3? 757 It's OK, I'm here. Follow my voice! 758 That's what she said! 759 Please, let it be a close encounter of the sexy kind! 760 We are here, we are queer... fuck, that sounded wrong! 761 We are here, we are queer... wait, that came out wrong... oops, this too! 762 I'm ready any time you are! 763 Why not? Have you never had a threesome? 764 Now, now, you're hurting our feelings! 765 Come on, there's always a room to try something new! 766 Don't worry, it will be just a "gun bang"! 767 Guys, she just needs a loaded gun! 768 Come over here, I'll give you some. 769 Is that how it's called these days? 770 I bet that's what you've said the first time too! 771 What did you just say? Wolf? We've got plenty of them... 772 Oh, now I'm getting jelous. 773 I can help you to deal with the grief, if you want! 774 We've got plenty of bears too... Hans, come over here! 775 Where? Where? 776 Maybe I could help you with that? 777 You need to empty the chamber... 778 But that's nothing new for you, eh? 779 Damn, that doesn't even deserve a witty response! 780 Are you even listening what you're saying? 781 Oh, I'll give you one! Just you wait! 782 You should consider changing your masseur. I volunteer! 783 Yeah, I bet you did. God. 784 Oooh. Not today! 785 No! 786 Anything for you, princess. 787 I work this way on women. 788 Are you doing this on purpose? 789 Pffft. 790 Pffft. 791 I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that. 792 Hold on! I'll just drop my clothes, get my rescue tube and I'm coming to save you!