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(320 letters) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 Sucker! 1 2 Suck on this! 1 3 Say hello to my lil' friend! 1 1 4 Come get some! 1 5 You're mine! 1 6 Die! 1 7 You scared, motherfucker? 1 1 1 8 This gonna hurt! 1 1 9 Eat shit and die! 1 10 Send me a postcard from HELL! 1 1 11 Come to daddy! 1 1 1 12 Come to momma! 1 1 1 13 I'll chop your balls off! 1 1 1 14 You'll be six feet under in no time! 1 15 Gonna send ya home in a pine box, loser! 1 16 Hey, wanna play? 1 1 17 Hey, gimme that! 1 18 Nice toy! 1 19 You should have stayed home, bitch! 1 1 20 You should have stayed home, fucker! 1 1 21 Die, vermin! 1 22 Feeling scared? 1 23 Dance for me! 1 24 How fun! 1 1 25 Dakka-dakka-dakka! 1 1 26 Guns don't kill people, I do! 1 1 1 27 I'm the best! 1 1 28 Kneel before me, loser! 1 29 Come on! I don't got all day! 1 1 30 Eat lead! 1 31 I'm better than you! 1 1 32 You fucked with the wrong man! 1 1 1 1 33 You fucked with the wrong woman! 1 1 1 1 34 Stop wasting my time! 1 1 35 You deserve it! 1 1 36 Yeah! 1 37 That's right! 1 38 You're dead. 1 39 How ya like it? 1 40 You had it coming! 1 41 Why, hello there! 1 1 42 Say "cheese"! 1 1 43 Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! 1 1 44 Could you just please die? 1 1 45 Garbage day! 1 1 46 Barbecue time! 1 47 Suck it down! 1 48 Bam! 1 49 Kaboom! 1 50 Dodge this! 1 51 I like it! 1 52 Hahaha! 1 53 Die in fire, bitch! 1 1 1 54 Die in fire, son of a bitch! 1 1 1 55 Say your prayers! 1 56 Hell yeah! 1 57 There's no kill like overkill! 1 58 My gun's bigger than yours! 1 59 I got a present for ya! 1 60 Watch and learn. 1 1 61 Special delivery! 1 62 You should see your face now! 1 1 63 Didn't see THAT coming, ha? 1 1 64 Check mate! 1 1 65 I always wanted to do this. 1 1 66 Peace through power! 1 1 67 This job ain't that bad. 1 1 68 Now I remember why I joined army! 1 1 1 69 Ooh, somebody stop me! 1 1 70 You're welcome! 1 1 71 There goes the neighborhood! 1 1 72 Denied! 1 1 73 Gonna scalp ya, sucker! 1 74 Come to papa. 1 1 75 Show me your guts! 1 76 I'll rip you to pieces! 1 1 77 Motherfucker! 1 1 1 78 I can smell your fear! 1 1 1 79 I'll bash your skull in! 1 1 80 I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! 1 81 Chaaarge! 1 1 1 82 Guns are for pussies! 1 1 83 Your ass is mine! 1 1 84 I'll rip you fucking legs out of your ass! 1 1 85 Welcome to world of pain. I'll be your guide! 1 1 86 I'll slice ya up like a mango! 1 1 87 Heads are gonna roll! 1 88 Closing in! 1 1 89 Ready or not, here I come! 1 1 90 It's time to get personal! 1 1 91 Stop me if you can! 1 1 92 You and me! No rules! Come on, coward! 1 1 1 93 You don't leave me a choice! 1 1 1 94 I'll kill you! 1 95 Who needs guns anyway? 1 1 96 I'll stab you until you say "ouch, I'm dead"! 1 1 1 97 How 'bout a facelift? 1 1 98 It's Christmas! And you've been VERY naughty! 1 1 1 1 99 I warn you! I watched "Enter the Dragon" TWICE! 1 1 100 Hugs! 1 1 1 101 I promise it won't hurt... much. 1 1 1 102 Tag! 1 1 1 103 Shit, I can't believe I'm doing this! 1 1 1 104 Catch! 1 1 105 Here ya go! 1 1 106 Pop goes the weasel. 1 1 107 This one's for you. 1 1 108 Muahaha! 1 1 1 109 Catch this, swine! 1 1 1 110 Choke on this! 1 111 Snack on that! 1 1 112 How 'bout some acupuncture? 1 1 113 Bullseye! 1 1 1 1 114 Here's a token of my gratitude! 1 1 1 115 Do you like shiny things? 1 1 116 Here, keep it! 1 1 117 No returns! 1 1 118 Incoming! 1 1 119 Take cover! 1 1 120 Grenade! 1 1 121 Have more where it came from! 1 1 1 122 Fire in the hole! 1 1 123 Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact! 1 124 Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on. 1 125 Can someone check out these noises? 1 1 126 Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time. 1 1 127 Let me guess, another false alarm. 1 1 128 They're here! 1 129 Now the fun can start! 1 1 130 I've waited for this looong time. 1 1 131 Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! 1 1 132 They have no idea what they are in for... 1 1 133 Everyone get ready! 1 1 134 Killing time! 1 1 1 135 I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! 1 1 136 Finally! Some carnage! 1 1 137 Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! 1 1 138 Finally, my training will pay off. 1 1 139 Everybody, wake up! 1 1 140 Time to earn my paycheck... 1 1 141 Now I'll be able to prove myself. 1 1 142 We have tactical advantage! 1 1 143 Maybe I'll get a medal! 1 1 144 We're under attack! 1 1 145 Oh, ain't that just great? 1 1 146 Can't guy get a nap around here? 1 1 147 Enemy attack. That's something new. 1 1 148 Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. 1 1 149 I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. 1 1 150 Fantastic. 1 1 151 "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. 1 1 152 Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! 1 1 153 Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. 1 1 154 Take positions! 1 1 155 I hoped this would never happen... 1 1 156 Fire at will! 1 1 157 It was bound to happen eventually. 1 1 158 I heard that! 1 159 Who's there? 1 160 What was that? 1 161 Hey! What the... 1 162 Show yourself! 1 163 I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! 1 1 164 What the hell was that? 1 165 I'm not deaf, you know? 1 1 166 Hey! 1 167 Come out, coward! 1 1 168 Hey! Who's making all that racket? 1 1 169 Just show yourself, wherever you are! 1 1 1 170 Hey! I've heard something suspicious! 1 171 Anybody there? 1 172 Shoulda check it out. 1 1 173 Is someone being clever? 1 1 1 174 Strange noises... 1 175 Can someone else check it out, please? 1 1 176 It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! 1 1 177 Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. 1 1 178 Da'ffff...! 1 179 Big mistake! 1 180 Holy crap! 1 181 Enemy! 1 1 182 Enemy!!! 1 1 183 Alert! Alert! 1 184 There is one! 1 1 185 Intruders! 1 1 186 We've got company! 1 187 Prepare to suffer! 1 1 1 1 188 Holy shit! 1 189 Oh, hi. 1 1 190 I spy with my little eye! 1 1 1 191 I have a sigthing! 1 1 192 Enemy forces! 1 193 Enemy detected! 1 1 1 194 Enemy over here! 1 1 1 195 We're in some real shit... 1 196 It was all part of my plan! 1 1 197 I've had enough! 1 198 Oh my God! 1 199 They ain't paying us enough for this shit... 1 1 1 200 When did things go so wrong? 1 1 1 201 I'll be back! With friends! 1 1 1 202 You'll pay for that... the other day! 1 1 203 You're not playing fair! 1 1 204 Don't think you I will forgive ya! 1 1 1 205 Mommy! 1 206 I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! 1 1 207 I'll leave you alive... for now. 1 1 1 208 Enough is enough! 1 1 209 Screw this! I'm outta here! 1 1 210 Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! 1 1 1 211 Tactical retreat! 1 1 1 212 I've seen enough. 1 1 1 213 Nope, nope, nope. 1 1 214 Run to the hills! 1 1 215 Let's call it a draw. 1 1 216 They said "join the army". Not for this shit! 1 1 1 1 217 I regret nothing! 1 1 218 Game over, man! 1 1 219 Let's be friends! 1 1 220 Party's over! 1 1 221 Violence is not an answer! 1 1 222 I'm too beautiful to die! 1 1 223 Screw you guys, I'm going home! 1 1 224 Make love, not war! 1 1 225 I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! 1 1 226 Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! 1 1 227 Aaaggh! 1 228 I see red... 1 40 229 Damn, I'm barely conscious. 1 40 230 Ugh! 1 231 This... hurts! 1 232 You will regret... uhh... this. 1 233 Crap! 1 1 234 What the...! 1 235 Ouch! 1 236 You fuck! 1 1 1 237 Oh, you piece of shit! 1 1 238 Fuck, you'll pay for that! 1 1 239 You fucked with the wrong guy! 1 1 1 240 Now you have... pissed me off. 1 1 241 It was nothing! 1 1 242 I'm still here! 1 1 243 Didn't feel a thing! 1 1 244 Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! 1 1 245 Pain is just an illusion! 1 1 246 Who do you think you are? 1 1 247 Oh, come on! 1 1 1 248 Why me?! 1 1 249 This hurts you more then it hurts me. 1 1 1 250 I'm allergic to pain! 1 1 251 Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! 1 57 252 I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! 1 1 57 253 Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! 1 1 16 254 Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! 1 1 167 255 Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! 1 1 167 256 Much Dust, Many Bullets! 1 1 167 257 Get back on your Honda, and travel away! 1 1 167 258 Forgive me, for I have sinned! 1 1 247 259 Where's your God now?! 1 247 260 Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! 1 247 261 Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! 1 187 262 Now that's an easy target! 1 253 263 Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... 1 253 264 I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! 1 1 265 Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 1 1 1 1 4 266 Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 1 1 1 1 4 267 Who's that psycho chick? 1 23 268 Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? 1 187 269 Marry me! 1 1 1 1 4 270 Pathetic! 1 271 Try again, I dare ya. 1 1 272 Don't make me go over there! 1 1 1 1 273 You've just made a big mistake! 1 1 1 274 I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! 1 1 275 You'll regret missing! 1 1 276 Who were you shootin' at? 1 277 Who learned you to shoot? 1 1 278 You'll pay for that! 1 1 279 Son of a bitch! 1 1 280 You suck! 1 281 Lame! 1 282 Are you even trying? 1 283 Ha, you wish! 1 284 Learn how to shoot, rookie! 1 1 285 In your dream! 1 286 I'm not impressed! 1 287 That ain't gonna happen. 1 288 Booooo! 1 1 289 Children shouldn't play with guns! 1 1 290 Nice try! 1 291 My grandma's a better shot! 1 1 292 That shot was bad and you should feel bad! 1 1 293 Close enough. 1 294 Can't touch this! 1 1 295 Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. 1 1 296 Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! 1 1 1 1 297 Was close. 1 1 298 Try harder! 1 299 Whew! 1 1 300 Hell no! 1 301 Maybe next time! 1 1 302 Not today! 1 1 303 Close, but no cigar. 1 1 304 That woke me up. 1 1 305 You son of a bitch! 1 1 306 I will destroy you! 1 1 1 307 Dead or alive, you're coming with me. 1 1 308 I kick ass for the queen! 1 1 1 1 1 309 I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you! 1 1 1 1 322 Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me! 1 1 1 1 1 1 327 Is that the best you can do? 1 328 Your life is over, asshole! 1 1 1 1 329 Very pretty, but can you fight? 1 1 1 330 Howdy, pardner! 1 1 167 331 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! 1 1 1 332 Viva la revolution! 1 1 1 333 Keep a place in hell for your queen! 1 1 334 Your move, creep! 1 1 335 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... 1 1 336 Shit, shit, shit... 1 35 337 We're all gonna die. 1 35 338 God help me. 1 35 339 We're in some real pretty shit now! 1 35 340 It is no dream! This is really happening! 1 35 341 Goddamnit. 1 342 I got a bad feeling on this one. 1 1 343 It's a goddamn commando squad! 1 35 344 Why this shit always happens to me!? 1 35 345 I can't deal with this anymore 1 1 346 What the hell am I going to do now? 1 40 347 I should get the hell out of here! 1 348 Oh no, how could this happen? 1 35 349 I will not fight those bastards alone! 1 350 Where is the goddamn cavalry? 1 35 351 I am outta here. 1 352 Doctor is in! 1 353 Operation succesful! 1 354 I'll carve ya up like a chicken! 1 355 Bleed for me! 1 1 356 I can't believe they're paying me for that! 1 1 357 You taste like chicken! 1 1 358 You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti! 1 1 359 Chop chop chop! 1 1 1 360 Fresh meat! 1 1 361 I'll drink your blood! 1 1 362 I'll gut you like a fish! 1 363 Let's see what's inside this pinata! 1 1 364 When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano! 1 1 365 You could use some shave! 1 1 366 Don't worry, it's disinfected! 1 367 Show me what you've got! 1 368 Time for harakiri, asshole! 1 369 Hey, you've got untied shoelace! 1 1 1 370 There's a mustard on your shirt! 1 1 1 371 Mmmmmincemeat! 1 1 372 Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace! 1 1 249 373 I'll break your every single bone! 1 374 Need a nose job? 1 375 Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding! 1 1 1 1 1 376 See? Girls can fight too! 1 1 1 377 Girls power! 1 1 1 378 Aaand you're dead. 1 379 Next! 1 380 That's just a beginning, fuckers! 1 1 381 Time to loot a corpse, I guess. 1 1 382 Nice job getting yourself killed. 1 1 383 You OK? You look kinda... dead! 1 1 384 Another one to my collection. 1 1 385 You could at least TRY to die with some dignity. 1 1 386 That door revolved one time too many... 1 1 1 149 387 Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard. 1 1 149 388 Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head. 1 1 1 149 389 I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book! 1 1 1 70 390 I knew I was better than you, Gillitt! 1 1 1 70 391 I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me! 1 1 57 392 Pathetic. 1 1 393 Amateur. 1 1 394 Let this be a lesson for all of you! 1 1 395 You asked for it. 1 1 396 Your luck ran out. 1 1 397 Time to pay the piper! 1 1 398 Someone, go check his pulse. 1 1 1 399 Someone, go check her pulse. 1 1 1 400 Adios! 1 401 Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem.... 1 1 1 1 14 402 Serves you right, you slut! 1 1 1 14 403 In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you. 1 1 1 1 5 404 Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute. 1 1 1 1 4 405 Goodnight sweet prince. 1 1 1 1 5 406 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead. 1 1 1 407 OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead. 1 1 1 408 Diagnosis: negative! 1 1 409 It didn't have end up like this.! 1 1 410 I think I'll skip a lunch today. 1 1 411 Hahaha! Fucking awesome! 1 1 412 Fuck yeah! I love this job! 1 1 413 It's OK, you weren't using it anyway. 1 1 414 Boom, head shot! 1 415 Wow! 1 416 Mind blown! 1 417 I wasn't even trying. 1 1 418 Did somebody take a picture? 1 1 419 Pop goes the zit! 1 420 I warned you about mexican food! 1 1 253 421 What can I say, I'm a better draw. 1 1 1 167 422 I'm gonna miss your cinematography... 1 1 1 167 423 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. 1 1 1 247 424 Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds! 1 1 425 No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick! 1 1 1 1 1 426 Next time try shooting with open eyes! 1 427 Stop shaking! I can't hit you! 1 40 428 Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney! 1 1 2 429 And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die! 1 240 430 Couple? We're not married! 1 240 431 I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you! 1 240 432 PX? What the fuck does it even mean? 1 240 433 No shit, Sherlock! 1 240 434 It will be one-way trip for you! 1 2 435 Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open! 1 2 436 Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill! 1 1 2 437 What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron! 1 220 438 Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break! 1 220 439 I'm sorry, didn't catch the name! 1 1 220 440 Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough. 1 1 220 441 So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard. 1 1 220 442 Indeed I do! 1 221 443 You know there's no such animal, right? 1 221 444 Not yet. But soon you'll meet him! 1 1 0 445 Trouble is my second name! 1 1 0 446 Like a bulldog! 1 1 1 447 You should be! 1 1 1 1 448 Your wish is my order! 1 3 449 Nobody ever does. 1 1 3 450 Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!. 1 1 3 451 Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words! 1 1 4 452 No, thank you! 1 1 4 453 Will see who's about to teach whom! 1 4 454 You're right! 1 4 455 You don't deserve a chance! 1 1 4 456 Horoscopes lie! 1 4 457 Ding dong! 1 1 5 458 It's still not too late! 1 5 459 We'll check ourselves! 1 6 460 Need bubbles, sir? 1 1 6 461 Did you just call me an ass!? 1 1 7 462 Whatever. 1 7 463 I didn't understand a single word! 1 7 464 It will only get closer! 1 1 7 465 I'm not really evil... just misunderstood. 1 1 1 1 8 471 You're the disease and I'm the cure. 1 1 1 472 I'm gonna blow your head off! 1 473 Jerk on this you cocky shit licker! 1 1 1 1 475 I eat Green Berets for breakfast! 1 1 1 476 You cowboys are finished! 1 1 477 Take this, you maggot! 1 1 1 478 I'm going to cut out your living guts! 1 1 1 479 Long live the queen! 1 1 1 1 480 Here is your freedom you son of a bitch! 1 1 1 1 481 Don't make me angry! 1 1 482 I must break you! 1 1 484 This is for the Queen! 1 1 1 1 485 The Queen says: Die! 1 1 1 1 1 486 Dying ain't much of a living, boy! 1 1 1 487 Dying ain't much of a living, girl! 1 1 1 488 Is that the best you can do? 1 489 Your life is over, asshole! 1 1 1 1 490 Very pretty, but can you fight? 1 1 1 491 Howdy, pardner! 1 1 1 167 492 I deliver justice... one bullet at a time! 1 1 1 493 Viva la revolution! 1 1 494 Your move, creep! 1 1 495 Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin... 1 1 496 It's about to turn into full tournee! 1 8 497 "Stupid fools"? Are you even trying? 1 1 8 498 As you wish! 1 9 499 Hey! I'm a lady! 1 1 9 500 I'll dig you one! Six feet under! 1 9 1 501 I guess there's no more room in hell... 1 1 1 502 Is this some kind of a joke? 1 1 503 They're coming to get us! 1 1 1 504 Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse! 1 1 1 505 Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head... 1 1 1 506 Really? I mean.. c'mon! 1 1 1 507 That's just fucked up! 1 1 1 508 What's next? Werewolves? Vampires? 1 1 1 509 Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse! 1 1 1 1 510 I'll send you back to hell! 1 1 1 1 511 We'll need more paramedics! 1 1 1 1 512 Oh shit! It can smell my brain! 1 1 1 513 It's not zombie! He's infected! 1 1 1 514 Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused... 1 1 1 515 It's alive! 1 1 1 516 Maybe it's friendly. 1 1 1 517 It's alive... ish. 1 1 1 518 Nothing's ever real until it's real. 1 1 1 1 519 They live! 1 1 1 520 There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor... 1 1 1 1 521 I will not negotiate with undead! 1 1 1 1 522 So there IS a life after death! 1 1 1 523 Don't use the Z word! 1 1 524 Holy shit. Plot twist! 1 1 1 1 525 Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills. 1 1 1 1 526 That's it, no more drugs for me. 1 1 1 1 527 I knew that movie was based on a true story! 1 1 1 1 528 You're one spooky motherfucker, man. 1 1 1 1 529 Oooh. Zombies. How original. 1 1 1 1 530 Zombie over here! 1 1 1 1 531 Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here! 1 1 1 532 Undead! 1 1 1 1 533 This is a bad dream! 1 1 40 1 534 Blasphemy! 1 1 1 535 Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds! 1 1 1 1 536 At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living. 1 1 1 1 537 I'm scared to pieces! 1 1 30 1 538 It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. 1 1 1 1 539 It could be worse. They could be nazi! 1 1 1 1 540 Where's my lawnmower when I need it? 1 1 1 1 541 It's againt the nature, you freak! 1 1 1 1 542 Dead should stay dead. 1 1 1 1 543 Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself. 1 1 1 1 544 No! I don't want to become one of you! 1 1 1 545 Stay away from my precious gray matter! 1 1 1 1 546 Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood! 1 1 1 1 547 Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?! 1 1 548 They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD! 1 1 1 549 Not my face! My beautiful face! 1 1 550 The PAIN! 1 1 551 Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains! 1 1 552 Does it hurt to be dead? 1 1 553 And stay dead! This time! 1 1 554 You're dead... again. 1 1 555 Rest in pieces! 1 1 556 If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself. 1 1 1 557 Stay down! 1 1 558 Get back where you came from! 1 1 559 Zed is dead. 1 1 1 560 Yeah! See ya! 1 1 561 Punish! 1 562 Bingo! 1 563 I think you'll enjoy this. 1 1 1 1 564 I'll squash you like a bug! 1 1 565 Here comes Johnny! 1 1 566 Somebody call an ambulance! 1 1 567 My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece! 1 1 1 568 Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license! 1 1 1 1 5 569 OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait! 1 1 40 570 Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did! 1 1 571 Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion? 1 1 572 Look what you've made me do... 1 1 573 Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy! 1 1 573 Cause of death: acute lead poisoning! 1 1 574 Oh yeah! Barbie's in town! 1 1 1 1 5 575 Look who's come to the picnic! 1 1 1 576 You've got to be crazy to come here! 1 1 1 577 Now, you've got my attention! 1 578 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! 1 1 1 1 5 579 You're so cute when you're trying to shoot! 1 1 1 1 5 580 Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now... 1 1 1 1 5 581 Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused! 1 1 582 How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets! 1 1 583 You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems? 1 1 584 Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring... 1 1 585 Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills! 1 1 1 586 Is that your best? 1 587 It's official: YOU SUCK! 1 1 588 You cannot hurt me! 1 1 589 Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke? 1 1 588 I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry! 1 1 589 Let's not make a big deal out of nothing! 1 1 590 Are you trying to piss me off? 1 1 591 Do you want to hurt me on purpose? 1 592 Oh… I'd love to smack you right now! 1 1 1 593 I'm going to beat the crap out of you! 1 1 1 594 If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck! 1 1 595 That's it, you're fucking dead! 1 1 596 I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do! 1 1 1 597 Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery! 1 30 598 God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty. 1 1 599 The army... I should have known better! 1 1 600 Coming here... What was I thinking? 1 601 I can't believe I've came here with such idiots. 1 1 602 No weapons! No friends! No hope! 1 603 If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me... 1 1 604 HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster! 1 30 605 Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant! 1 253 606 Gee, whales can fight? 1 253 607 Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way! 1 253 608 This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale! 1 253 609 How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow! 1 253 610 Over here, you morons! 1 1 611 Go to hell, Hellar! 1 1 240 612 Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine? 1 1 1 23 613 It must be this time of the month! 1 1 1 23 614 Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease! 1 1 1 23 615 Look guys, I've found fossils! 1 183 616 Look guys, I've found fossils! 1 226 617 Look guys, I've found fossils! 1 250 618 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! 1 183 619 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! 1 226 620 Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive! 1 250 621 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? 1 622 Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart? 1 623 Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen! 1 624 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! 1 1 1 1 625 Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here! 1 1 1 1 626 OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something! 1 1 627 Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude. 1 1 628 Trust me. I'm a professional! 1 1 629 You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs... 1 1 1 14 630 Nice boobs! Are these real? 1 1 14 631 You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone? 1 1 1 14 632 Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon. 1 1 1 1 50 633 Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails! 1 1 1 634 You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently! 1 50 635 I see you and now I can see through you! 1 636 Little enemies... little wounds! 1 1 637 I really hate needless violence. 1 1 638 Wow, you're even dumber than you look. 1 1 639 You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger! 1 1 8 640 Were your parents siblings? 1 1 1 641 Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you? 1 1 1 642 I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better! 1 1 643 Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage? 1 1 643 Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly! 1 1 1 644 Holy shit, they brought in transvestites! 1 1 1 645 Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard! 1 1 1 646 Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"? 1 1 1 647 As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? 1 1 1 648 You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee! 1 1 33 649 Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star! 1 1 1 1 14 650 You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand! 1 1 14 651 Guys, don't shoot the cushions! 1 1 14 652 It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone! 1 1 1 29 653 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? 1 1 1 1 5 654 How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape? 1 1 1 1 5 655 Are you tryin' to make me look good? 1 1 656 Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom! 1 1 657 Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'! 1 1 658 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death? 1 1 1 659 Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death? 1 1 1 660 Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? 1 1 1 661 Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches? 1 1 1 662 Idiots! Idiots everywhere! 1 1 663 You fight so badly you make even the onions cry. 1 1 664 I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling. 1 1 665 How's that karma tasting? Not so good? 1 1 666 Do you always take yourself so seriously? 1 1 667 Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary. 1 1 668 Go bore someone else with your existence. 1 1 669 When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken! 1 670 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? 1 1 1 4 671 Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool? 1 1 1 4 672 Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you! 1 1 1 1 673 Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass! 1 1 674 Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting! 1 35 675 I'm scared to death! 1 30 676 Gee, that gave me goose bumps! 1 35 677 Speak of the devil! 1 35 678 Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason! 1 1 679 OK, that was the last straw! 1 680 If I throw a stick, will you go away? 1 1 35 681 How can I miss you if you won't go away? 1 1 35 682 Hold my beer and watch this! 1 1 1 683 Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny! 1 1 1 684 Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny! 1 1 1 685 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? 1 1 1 686 Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? 1 1 2 687 I thought your purpose was to die! 1 1 688 Hey, dickless! Over here! 1 1 1 689 Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me? 1 1 690 Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you! 1 1 1 5 691 Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity? 1 1 183 692 Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair? 1 1 19 693 Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? 1 1 694 Did your parents have any children that lived? 1 1 695 You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity! 1 1 40 696 Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. 1 1 697 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! 1 1 1 1 698 If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it! 1 1 1 1 699 That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd! 1 1 1 700 What? Hello? I can't hear anything! 1 701 Argh! My ears are bleeding! 1 702 What's this ringing? 1 703 Huh? It's all silent... 1 704 Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell? 1 705 Fuck, my eyeballs! 1 706 I can't see shit! 1 707 Who turned off the light?! 1 708 Oh, my eyes! 1 709 Oh God, I'm blind! 1 710 Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind! 1 1 1 711 Somebody help me! I can't see! 1 712 You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench! 1 1 713 My eyes are on fire! 1 714 Cover me, I'm reloading! 1 715 I'm out, reloading! 1 716 I'm out, reloading! 1 717 Gotta reload! 1 718 Reloading! 1 719 I'm all out! 1 720 I'm running dry over here! 1 721 Need more ammo! 1 722 I'm out of bullets! 1 723 I'm leaking! 1 724 I'm bleeding! 1 725 Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me! 1 1 726 Mmmm... blood. 1 1 727 I need medical attention! 1 1 728 I'm spilling blood! 1 729 I... can't... catch a breath... 1 730 My... lungs... 1 731 Gas! Oh... 1 732 I can't breath! 1 733 It burns! 1