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Sucker!
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Suck on this!
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Say hello to my lil' friend!
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Come get some!
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You're mine!
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Die!
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You scared, motherfucker?
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This gonna hurt!
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Eat shit and die!
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Send me a postcard from HELL!
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Come to daddy!
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Come to momma!
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I'll chop your balls off!
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You'll be six feet under in no time!
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Gonna send ya home in a pine box, loser!
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Hey, wanna play?
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Hey, gimme that!
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Nice toy!
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You should have stayed home, bitch!
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You should have stayed home, fucker!
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Die, vermin!
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Feeling scared?
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Dance for me!
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How fun!
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Dakka-dakka-dakka!
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Guns don't kill people, I do!
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I'm the best!
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Kneel before me, loser!
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Come on! I don't got all day!
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Eat lead!
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I'm better than you!
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You fucked with the wrong man!
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You fucked with the wrong woman!
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Stop wasting my time!
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You deserve it!
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Yeah!
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That's right!
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You're dead.
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How ya like it?
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You had it coming!
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Why, hello there!
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Say "cheese"!
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Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon!
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Could you just please die?
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Garbage day!
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Barbecue time!
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Suck it down!
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Bam!
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Kaboom!
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Dodge this!
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I like it!
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Hahaha!
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Die in fire, bitch!
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Die in fire, son of a bitch!
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Say your prayers!
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Hell yeah!
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There's no kill like overkill!
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My gun's bigger than yours!
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I got a present for ya!
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Watch and learn.
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Special delivery!
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You should see your face now!
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Didn't see THAT coming, ha?
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Check mate!
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I always wanted to do this.
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Peace through power!
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This job ain't that bad.
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Now I remember why I joined army!
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Ooh, somebody stop me!
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You're welcome!
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There goes the neighborhood!
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Denied!
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Gonna scalp ya, sucker!
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Come to papa.
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Show me your guts!
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I'll rip you to pieces!
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Motherfucker!
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I can smell your fear!
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I'll bash your skull in!
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I'll stomp on your head till you're dead!
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Chaaarge!
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Guns are for pussies!
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Your ass is mine!
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I'll rip you fucking legs out of your ass!
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Welcome to world of pain. I'll be your guide!
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I'll slice ya up like a mango!
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Heads are gonna roll!
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Closing in!
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Ready or not, here I come!
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It's time to get personal!
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Stop me if you can!
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You and me! No rules! Come on, coward!
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You don't leave me a choice!
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I'll kill you!
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Who needs guns anyway?
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I'll stab you until you say "ouch, I'm dead"!
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How 'bout a facelift?
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It's Christmas! And you've been VERY naughty!
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I warn you! I watched "Enter the Dragon" TWICE!
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Hugs!
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I promise it won't hurt... much.
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Tag!
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Shit, I can't believe I'm doing this!
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Catch!
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Here ya go!
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Pop goes the weasel.
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This one's for you.
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Muahaha!
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Catch this, swine!
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Choke on this!
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Snack on that!
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How 'bout some acupuncture?
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Bullseye!
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Here's a token of my gratitude!
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Do you like shiny things?
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Here, keep it!
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No returns!
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Incoming!
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Take cover!
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Grenade!
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Have more where it came from!
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Fire in the hole!
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Attention, everyone! We've got possible contact!
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Listen everyone, there's some wierd shit going on.
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Can someone check out these noises?
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Possible contact! Oh, I hope it's them. I didn't kill anything in a long time.
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Let me guess, another false alarm.
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They're here!
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Now the fun can start!
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I've waited for this looong time.
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Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks!
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They have no idea what they are in for...
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Everyone get ready!
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Killing time!
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I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses!
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Finally! Some carnage!
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Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them!
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Finally, my training will pay off.
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Everybody, wake up!
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Time to earn my paycheck...
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Now I'll be able to prove myself.
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We have tactical advantage!
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Maybe I'll get a medal!
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We're under attack!
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Oh, ain't that just great?
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Can't guy get a nap around here?
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Enemy attack. That's something new.
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Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming.
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I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing.
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Fantastic.
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"Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight.
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Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes!
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Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through.
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Take positions!
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I hoped this would never happen...
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Fire at will!
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It was bound to happen eventually.
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I heard that!
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Who's there?
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What was that?
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Hey! What the...
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Show yourself!
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I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK!
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What the hell was that?
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I'm not deaf, you know?
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Hey!
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Come out, coward!
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Hey! Who's making all that racket?
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Just show yourself, wherever you are!
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Hey! I've heard something suspicious!
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Anybody there?
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Shoulda check it out.
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Is someone being clever?
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Strange noises...
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Can someone else check it out, please?
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It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind!
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Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight.
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Da'ffff...!
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Big mistake!
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Holy crap!
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Enemy!
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Enemy!!!
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Alert! Alert!
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There is one!
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Intruders!
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We've got company!
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Prepare to suffer!
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Holy shit!
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Oh, hi.
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I spy with my little eye!
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I have a sigthing!
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Enemy forces!
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Enemy detected!
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Enemy over here!
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We're in some real shit...
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It was all part of my plan!
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I've had enough!
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Oh my God!
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They ain't paying us enough for this shit...
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When did things go so wrong?
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I'll be back! With friends!
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You'll pay for that... the other day!
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You're not playing fair!
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Don't think you I will forgive ya!
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Mommy!
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I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker!
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I'll leave you alive... for now.
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Enough is enough!
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Screw this! I'm outta here!
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Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier!
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Tactical retreat!
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I've seen enough.
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Nope, nope, nope.
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Run to the hills!
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Let's call it a draw.
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They said "join the army". Not for this shit!
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I regret nothing!
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Game over, man!
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Let's be friends!
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Party's over!
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Violence is not an answer!
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I'm too beautiful to die!
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Screw you guys, I'm going home!
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Make love, not war!
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I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go!
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Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya!
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Aaaggh!
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I see red...
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Damn, I'm barely conscious.
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Ugh!
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This... hurts!
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You will regret... uhh... this.
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Crap!
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What the...!
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Ouch!
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You fuck!
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Oh, you piece of shit!
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Fuck, you'll pay for that!
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You fucked with the wrong guy!
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Now you have... pissed me off.
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It was nothing!
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I'm still here!
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Didn't feel a thing!
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Pain is just a weakness leaving my body!
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Pain is just an illusion!
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Who do you think you are?
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Oh, come on!
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Why me?!
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This hurts you more then it hurts me.
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I'm allergic to pain!
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Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi!
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I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum!
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Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked!
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Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan!
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Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"!
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Much Dust, Many Bullets!
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Get back on your Honda, and travel away!
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Forgive me, for I have sinned!
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Where's your God now?!
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Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite!
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Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie!
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Now that's an easy target!
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Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss...
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I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face!
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Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting!
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Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting!
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Who's that psycho chick?
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Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer?
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Marry me!
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Pathetic!
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Try again, I dare ya.
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Don't make me go over there!
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You've just made a big mistake!
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I'll take that gun out of your cold hands!
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You'll regret missing!
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Who were you shootin' at?
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Who learned you to shoot?
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You'll pay for that!
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Son of a bitch!
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You suck!
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Lame!
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Are you even trying?
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Ha, you wish!
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Learn how to shoot, rookie!
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In your dream!
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I'm not impressed!
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That ain't gonna happen.
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Booooo!
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Children shouldn't play with guns!
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Nice try!
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My grandma's a better shot!
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That shot was bad and you should feel bad!
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Close enough.
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Can't touch this!
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Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you.
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Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman!
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Was close.
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Try harder!
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Whew!
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Hell no!
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Maybe next time!
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Not today!
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Close, but no cigar.
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That woke me up.
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You son of a bitch!
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I will destroy you!
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Dead or alive, you're coming with me.
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I kick ass for the queen!
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I looked for you, I found you and now I will kill you!
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Somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me!
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Is that the best you can do?
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Your life is over, asshole!
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Very pretty, but can you fight?
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Howdy, pardner!
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I deliver justice... one bullet at a time!
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Viva la revolution!
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Keep a place in hell for your queen!
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Your move, creep!
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Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin...
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Shit, shit, shit...
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We're all gonna die.
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God help me.
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We're in some real pretty shit now!
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It is no dream! This is really happening!
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Goddamnit.
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I got a bad feeling on this one.
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It's a goddamn commando squad!
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Why this shit always happens to me!?
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I can't deal with this anymore
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What the hell am I going to do now?
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I should get the hell out of here!
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Oh no, how could this happen?
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I will not fight those bastards alone!
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Where is the goddamn cavalry?
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I am outta here.
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Doctor is in!
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Operation succesful!
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I'll carve ya up like a chicken!
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Bleed for me!
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I can't believe they're paying me for that!
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You taste like chicken!
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You know what would nice right now? Fava beans and a glass of chianti!
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Chop chop chop!
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Fresh meat!
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I'll drink your blood!
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I'll gut you like a fish!
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Let's see what's inside this pinata!
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When I'm finished with you, you'll sing soprano!
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You could use some shave!
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Don't worry, it's disinfected!
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Show me what you've got!
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Time for harakiri, asshole!
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Hey, you've got untied shoelace!
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There's a mustard on your shirt!
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Mmmmmincemeat!
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Nice ears, Jumbo! They'll look fine on my necklace!
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I'll break your every single bone!
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Need a nose job?
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Normally I wouldn't hit a woman... oh, who am I kidding!
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See? Girls can fight too!
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Girls power!
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Aaand you're dead.
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Next!
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That's just a beginning, fuckers!
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Time to loot a corpse, I guess.
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Nice job getting yourself killed.
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You OK? You look kinda... dead!
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Another one to my collection.
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You could at least TRY to die with some dignity.
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That door revolved one time too many...
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Rot in hell, you backstabbing bastard.
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Take a hike, Mike! Damn, that sounded better in my head.
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I'll give you my autograph Gillitt... in the condolence book!
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I knew I was better than you, Gillitt!
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I just whacked Miguel Cordona! Finally, Queen will hear about me!
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Pathetic.
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Amateur.
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Let this be a lesson for all of you!
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You asked for it.
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Your luck ran out.
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Time to pay the piper!
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Someone, go check his pulse.
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Someone, go check her pulse.
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Adios!
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Oh, Foxy. I didn't even have a time to read you my poem....
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Serves you right, you slut!
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In the name of all male population around the globe: we're going to miss you.
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Oh, too bad. She was kinda cute.
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Goodnight sweet prince.
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OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume he's dead.
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OK, I think it's pretty safe to assume she's dead.
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Diagnosis: negative!
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It didn't have end up like this.!
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I think I'll skip a lunch today.
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Hahaha! Fucking awesome!
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Fuck yeah! I love this job!
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It's OK, you weren't using it anyway.
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Boom, head shot!
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Wow!
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Mind blown!
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I wasn't even trying.
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Did somebody take a picture?
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Pop goes the zit!
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I warned you about mexican food!
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What can I say, I'm a better draw.
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I'm gonna miss your cinematography...
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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
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Holy shit! Kill it before it breeds!
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No offense lady, but I wouldn't touch you with a stick!
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Next time try shooting with open eyes!
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Stop shaking! I can't hit you!
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Shit, Lynx! I wanted to hang your head over the chimney!
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And I've made contact with you! Prepare to die!
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Couple? We're not married!
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I don't know, maybe I'll send them my CV after I kill you!
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PX? What the fuck does it even mean?
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No shit, Sherlock!
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It will be one-way trip for you!
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Oh yes, by all means! Move out in the open!
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Luck is for wusses, real professionals depend on their skill!
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What? I can SEE you and HEAR you, you moron!
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Yeah, and don't even think about a lunch break!
1
220
439
I'm sorry, didn't catch the name!
1
1
220
440
Doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough.
1
1
220
441
So THAT'S why she didn't get my postcard.
1
1
220
442
Indeed I do!
1
221
443
You know there's no such animal, right?
1
221
444
Not yet. But soon you'll meet him!
1
1
0
445
Trouble is my second name!
1
1
0
446
Like a bulldog!
1
1
1
447
You should be!
1
1
1
1
448
Your wish is my order!
1
3
449
Nobody ever does.
1
1
3
450
Just wait, and this trouble will run into YOU!.
1
1
3
451
Scoundrel? I'll make you eat those words!
1
1
4
452
No, thank you!
1
1
4
453
Will see who's about to teach whom!
1
4
454
You're right!
1
4
455
You don't deserve a chance!
1
1
4
456
Horoscopes lie!
1
4
457
Ding dong!
1
1
5
458
It's still not too late!
1
5
459
We'll check ourselves!
1
6
460
Need bubbles, sir?
1
1
6
461
Did you just call me an ass!?
1
1
7
462
Whatever.
1
7
463
I didn't understand a single word!
1
7
464
It will only get closer!
1
1
7
465
I'm not really evil... just misunderstood.
1
1
1
1
8
471
You're the disease and I'm the cure.
1
1
1
472
I'm gonna blow your head off!
1
473
Jerk on this you cocky shit licker!
1
1
1
1
475
I eat Green Berets for breakfast!
1
1
1
476
You cowboys are finished!
1
1
477
Take this, you maggot!
1
1
1
478
I'm going to cut out your living guts!
1
1
1
479
Long live the queen!
1
1
1
1
480
Here is your freedom you son of a bitch!
1
1
1
1
481
Don't make me angry!
1
1
482
I must break you!
1
1
484
This is for the Queen!
1
1
1
1
485
The Queen says: Die!
1
1
1
1
1
486
Dying ain't much of a living, boy!
1
1
1
487
Dying ain't much of a living, girl!
1
1
1
488
Is that the best you can do?
1
489
Your life is over, asshole!
1
1
1
1
490
Very pretty, but can you fight?
1
1
1
491
Howdy, pardner!
1
1
1
167
492
I deliver justice... one bullet at a time!
1
1
1
493
Viva la revolution!
1
1
494
Your move, creep!
1
1
495
Shit, for a moment I thought I threw a pin...
1
1
496
It's about to turn into full tournee!
1
8
497
"Stupid fools"? Are you even trying?
1
1
8
498
As you wish!
1
9
499
Hey! I'm a lady!
1
1
9
500
I'll dig you one! Six feet under!
1
9
1
501
I guess there's no more room in hell...
1
1
1
502
Is this some kind of a joke?
1
1
503
They're coming to get us!
1
1
1
504
Great, that's exactly what this country needs. A fucking zombie apocalypse!
1
1
1
505
Remember, shoot the head, shoot the head...
1
1
1
506
Really? I mean.. c'mon!
1
1
1
507
That's just fucked up!
1
1
1
508
What's next? Werewolves? Vampires?
1
1
1
509
Come for me! Come on, you rotting corpse!
1
1
1
1
510
I'll send you back to hell!
1
1
1
1
511
We'll need more paramedics!
1
1
1
1
512
Oh shit! It can smell my brain!
1
1
1
513
It's not zombie! He's infected!
1
1
1
514
Is this running one or walking one? I'm confused...
1
1
1
515
It's alive!
1
1
1
516
Maybe it's friendly.
1
1
1
517
It's alive... ish.
1
1
1
518
Nothing's ever real until it's real.
1
1
1
1
519
They live!
1
1
1
520
There must be some rational explanation. Virus, space radiation, maybe a meteor...
1
1
1
1
521
I will not negotiate with undead!
1
1
1
1
522
So there IS a life after death!
1
1
1
523
Don't use the Z word!
1
1
524
Holy shit. Plot twist!
1
1
1
1
525
Fuck, I think I forgot to take my pills.
1
1
1
1
526
That's it, no more drugs for me.
1
1
1
1
527
I knew that movie was based on a true story!
1
1
1
1
528
You're one spooky motherfucker, man.
1
1
1
1
529
Oooh. Zombies. How original.
1
1
1
1
530
Zombie over here!
1
1
1
1
531
Fuck global warming, we've got real problems here!
1
1
1
532
Undead!
1
1
1
1
533
This is a bad dream!
1
1
40
1
534
Blasphemy!
1
1
1
535
Come on! It wasn't even 17 seconds!
1
1
1
1
536
At a certain point in your life you realize you know more dead people than living.
1
1
1
1
537
I'm scared to pieces!
1
1
30
1
538
It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
1
1
1
1
539
It could be worse. They could be nazi!
1
1
1
1
540
Where's my lawnmower when I need it?
1
1
1
1
541
It's againt the nature, you freak!
1
1
1
1
542
Dead should stay dead.
1
1
1
1
543
Hmmm... I bet I would make a cool zombie myself.
1
1
1
1
544
No! I don't want to become one of you!
1
1
1
545
Stay away from my precious gray matter!
1
1
1
1
546
Please, don't eat me! I'm fat and have too much sugar in my blood!
1
1
1
1
547
Aaaah! Should I cut it off now?!
1
1
548
They're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOD!
1
1
1
549
Not my face! My beautiful face!
1
1
550
The PAIN!
1
1
551
Suddenly, I'm getting a real hankering for brains!
1
1
552
Does it hurt to be dead?
1
1
553
And stay dead! This time!
1
1
554
You're dead... again.
1
1
555
Rest in pieces!
1
1
556
If it's stands up again, I'm gonna shit myself.
1
1
1
557
Stay down!
1
1
558
Get back where you came from!
1
1
559
Zed is dead.
1
1
1
560
Yeah! See ya!
1
1
561
Punish!
1
562
Bingo!
1
563
I think you'll enjoy this.
1
1
1
1
564
I'll squash you like a bug!
1
1
565
Here comes Johnny!
1
1
566
Somebody call an ambulance!
1
1
567
My God, you're so ugly, you could be a modern-art masterpiece!
1
1
1
568
Hey babe, I'll drive you crazy even without a driver's license!
1
1
1
1
5
569
OK, go fetch the rest of the team... I'll wait!
1
1
40
570
Watch out, the lightning may strike... Oh, it just did!
1
1
571
Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion?
1
1
572
Look what you've made me do...
1
1
573
Struggle is the enemy, but lead is the remedy!
1
1
573
Cause of death: acute lead poisoning!
1
1
574
Oh yeah! Barbie's in town!
1
1
1
1
5
575
Look who's come to the picnic!
1
1
1
576
You've got to be crazy to come here!
1
1
1
577
Now, you've got my attention!
1
578
You're so cute when you're trying to shoot!
1
1
1
1
5
579
You're so cute when you're trying to shoot!
1
1
1
1
5
580
Hey babe, you should have known how to please me by now...
1
1
1
1
5
581
Blast it! You've spent so much bullets, you've got me confused!
1
1
582
How about that? I've got a superpower and I didn't even know about it - I can dodge bullets!
1
1
583
You think shooting me is gonna solve your problems?
1
1
584
Bored! Bored! Bored! You're boring...
1
1
585
Oh, I'm laughing at your superior skills!
1
1
1
586
Is that your best?
1
587
It's official: YOU SUCK!
1
1
588
You cannot hurt me!
1
1
589
Aw, come on, why so serious? Can't you take a joke?
1
1
588
I'm not angry! You will know when I'm angry!
1
1
589
Let's not make a big deal out of nothing!
1
1
590
Are you trying to piss me off?
1
1
591
Do you want to hurt me on purpose?
1
592
Oh… I'd love to smack you right now!
1
1
1
593
I'm going to beat the crap out of you!
1
1
1
594
If you shoot me again, I'm going to wrap your gun around your neck!
1
1
595
That's it, you're fucking dead!
1
1
596
I'll punch you, I'll stab you, I'll strangle you! You know... that's what friends do!
1
1
1
597
Hey lads, this one's in pains, we should put an end to his misery!
1
30
598
God will find a way to get you back, and it ain't gonna be pretty.
1
1
599
The army... I should have known better!
1
1
600
Coming here... What was I thinking?
1
601
I can't believe I've came here with such idiots.
1
1
602
No weapons! No friends! No hope!
1
603
If it were up to me, I would have never joined the army, but my mom had to force me...
1
1
604
HELP! I've run into an unstoppable monster!
1
30
605
Hey guys, I think this one's pregnant!
1
253
606
Gee, whales can fight?
1
253
607
Are you lost? The auditions for "Free Willy" are that way!
1
253
608
This one's delusional - he thinks he's a killer whale!
1
253
609
How appropriate, you fight like a big fat cow!
1
253
610
Over here, you morons!
1
1
611
Go to hell, Hellar!
1
1
240
612
Hey honey, what are you doing here? You couldn't handle the washing machine?
1
1
1
23
613
It must be this time of the month!
1
1
1
23
614
Damn, does this chick have PMS too? Because it looks like she already has mad cow disease!
1
1
1
23
615
Look guys, I've found fossils!
1
183
616
Look guys, I've found fossils!
1
226
617
Look guys, I've found fossils!
1
250
618
Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive!
1
183
619
Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive!
1
226
620
Look guys, dinosaurs are still alive!
1
250
621
Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart?
1
622
Are you trying to shoot me or did your gun just fart?
1
623
Don't ever stop trying, who knows, maybe a miracle will happen!
1
624
Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here!
1
1
1
1
625
Try again, honey! No pressure. No judgment. I'm here!
1
1
1
1
626
OK, keep shooting, I'll yawn when you hit something!
1
1
627
Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude.
1
1
628
Trust me. I'm a professional!
1
1
629
You spread bullets the same way you spread your legs...
1
1
1
14
630
Nice boobs! Are these real?
1
1
14
631
You and your gun.. BANG! BANG! What the fuck, are you tryin' to bang everyone?
1
1
1
14
632
Poor thing! He's bleeding.. Hold on, I'll find you a tampon.
1
1
1
1
50
633
Oh, poor thing ... she broke her nails!
1
1
1
634
You look tired, maybe we should put you to sleep... permanently!
1
50
635
I see you and now I can see through you!
1
636
Little enemies... little wounds!
1
1
637
I really hate needless violence.
1
1
638
Wow, you're even dumber than you look.
1
1
639
You remind me of a younger, dumber Schwarzenegger!
1
1
8
640
Were your parents siblings?
1
1
1
641
Now, we know that we aren't all that cute, but what the fuck happened to you?
1
1
1
642
I could apply you a make up with a shotgun, and you'd still look better!
1
1
643
Wow! Who let the gorilla out of the cage?
1
1
643
Wow, you're pretty ... fucking ugly!
1
1
1
644
Holy shit, they brought in transvestites!
1
1
1
645
Girl, with that hair...you must be a saint - saint Bernard!
1
1
1
646
Did you noticed how "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" starts with "u"?
1
1
1
647
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
1
1
1
648
You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee!
1
1
33
649
Well, if it ain't my favorite porn star!
1
1
1
1
14
650
You know, I could slap you right now, but I don't want a slut on my hand!
1
1
14
651
Guys, don't shoot the cushions!
1
1
14
652
It was about time for a magic trick... Bam, he's gone!
1
1
1
29
653
How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape?
1
1
1
1
5
654
How about a date - just you, me and a roll of duct tape?
1
1
1
1
5
655
Are you tryin' to make me look good?
1
1
656
Hey, stop shooting! I'm on the phone with my mom!
1
1
657
Ouch, I'm hit, I'm hit... No, just kiddin'!
1
1
658
Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot him or starve him to death?
1
1
1
659
Guys, what should we do with this one, shoot her or starve her to death?
1
1
1
660
Hey boy, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches?
1
1
1
661
Hey girl, what do you have in that backpack? Sandwiches?
1
1
1
662
Idiots! Idiots everywhere!
1
1
663
You fight so badly you make even the onions cry.
1
1
664
I guess the only fan you have is on the ceiling.
1
1
665
How's that karma tasting? Not so good?
1
1
666
Do you always take yourself so seriously?
1
1
667
Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.
1
1
668
Go bore someone else with your existence.
1
1
669
When I saw your sister for the first time I thought she's the ugliest creature on earth, well, I was mistaken!
1
670
Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool?
1
1
1
4
671
Look at me, now back at you, now back to me... Do you still think you are cool?
1
1
1
4
672
Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you!
1
1
1
1
673
Wait till my brother hears about this, he's gonna kick your ass!
1
1
674
Oh my god, my heart almost stopped beauting!
1
35
675
I'm scared to death!
1
30
676
Gee, that gave me goose bumps!
1
35
677
Speak of the devil!
1
35
678
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason!
1
1
679
OK, that was the last straw!
1
680
If I throw a stick, will you go away?
1
1
35
681
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
1
1
35
682
Hold my beer and watch this!
1
1
1
683
Hahaha! Jesus, he fell funny!
1
1
1
684
Hahaha! Jesus, she fell funny!
1
1
1
685
Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?
1
1
1
686
Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?
1
1
2
687
I thought your purpose was to die!
1
1
688
Hey, dickless! Over here!
1
1
1
689
Hey clown, have you came here to amuse me?
1
1
690
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you!
1
1
1
5
691
Yo Pops, are you the one who invented electricity?
1
1
183
692
Nice wig honey, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair?
1
1
19
693
Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face?
1
1
694
Did your parents have any children that lived?
1
1
695
You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity!
1
1
40
696
Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life.
1
1
697
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!
1
1
1
1
698
If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it!
1
1
1
1
699
That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd!
1
1
1
700
What? Hello? I can't hear anything!
1
701
Argh! My ears are bleeding!
1
702
What's this ringing?
1
703
Huh? It's all silent...
1
704
Suddenly all went quiet. What the hell?
1
705
Fuck, my eyeballs!
1
706
I can't see shit!
1
707
Who turned off the light?!
1
708
Oh, my eyes!
1
709
Oh God, I'm blind!
1
710
Holy shit, priest was right! It DOES make you blind!
1
1
1
711
Somebody help me! I can't see!
1
712
You think I won't get you 'cause I'm blind? I can smell your stench!
1
1
713
My eyes are on fire!
1
714
Cover me, I'm reloading!
1
715
I'm out, reloading!
1
716
I'm out, reloading!
1
717
Gotta reload!
1
718
Reloading!
1
719
I'm all out!
1
720
I'm running dry over here!
1
721
Need more ammo!
1
722
I'm out of bullets!
1
723
I'm leaking!
1
724
I'm bleeding!
1
725
Everyone, throw whatever you're doing and help me!
1
1
726
Mmmm... blood.
1
1
727
I need medical attention!
1
1
728
I'm spilling blood!
1
729
I... can't... catch a breath...
1
730
My... lungs...
1
731
Gas! Oh...
1
732
I can't breath!
1
733
It burns!
1