0 Taunt! (320 letters) 1 Sucker! 2 Suck on this! 3 Say hello to my lil' friend! 4 Come get some! 5 You're mine! 6 Die! 7 You scared, motherfucker? 8 This gonna hurt! 9 Eat shit and die! 10 Send me a postcard from HELL! 11 Come to daddy! 12 Come to momma! 13 I'll chop your balls off! 14 You'll be six feet under in no time! 15 Gonna send ya home in a pine box, loser! 16 Hey, wanna play? 17 Hey, gimme that! 18 Nice toy! 19 You should have stayed home, bitch! 20 You should have stayed home, fucker! 21 Die, vermin! 22 Feeling scared? 23 Dance for me! 24 How fun! 25 Dakka-dakka-dakka! 26 Guns don't kill people, I do! 27 I'm the best! 28 Kneel before me, loser! 29 Come on! I don't got all day! 30 Eat lead! 31 I'm better than you! 32 You fucked with the wrong man! 33 You fucked with the wrong woman! 34 Stop wasting my time! 35 You deserve it! 36 Yeah! 37 That's right! 38 You're dead. 39 How ya like it? 40 You had it coming! 41 Why, hello there! 42 Say "cheese"! 43 Yippie ki-yay, mister Falcon! 44 Could you just please die? 45 Garbage day! 46 Barbecue time! 47 Suck it down! 48 Bam! 49 Kaboom! 50 Dodge this! 51 I like it! 52 Hahaha! 53 Die in fire, bitch! 54 Die in fire, son-of-a-bitch! 55 Say your prayers! 56 Hell yeah! 57 There's no kill like overkill! 58 My gun's bigger than yours! 59 I got a present for ya! 60 Watch and learn. 61 Special delivery! 62 You should see your face now! 63 Didn't see THAT coming, ha? 64 Check mate! 65 I always wanted to do this. 66 Peace through power! 67 This job ain't that bad. 68 Now I remember why I joined army! 69 Ooh, somebody stop me! 70 You're welcome! 71 There goes the neighborhood! 72 Denied! 73 Gonna scalp ya, sucker! 74 Come to papa. 75 Show me your guts! 76 I'll rip you to pieces! 77 Motherfucker! 78 I can smell your fear! 79 I'll bash your skull in! 80 I'll stomp on your head till you're dead! 81 Chaaarge! 82 Guns are for pussies! 83 Your ass is mine! 84 I'll rip you fucking legs out of your ass! 85 Welcome to world of pain. I'll be your guide! 86 I'll slice ya up like a mango! 87 Heads are gonna roll! 88 Closing in! 89 Ready or not, here I come! 90 It's time to get personal! 91 Stop me if you can! 92 You and me! No rules! Come on, coward! 93 You don't leave me a choice! 94 I'll kill you! 95 Who needs guns anyway? 96 I'll stab you until you say "ouch, I'm dead"! 97 How 'bout a facelift? 98 It's Christmas! And you've been VERY naughty! 99 I warn you! I watched "Enter the Dragon" TWICE! 100 Hugs! 101 I promise it won't hurt... much. 102 Tag! 103 Shit, I can't believe I'm doing this! 104 Catch! 105 Here ya go! 106 Pop goes the weasel. 107 This one's for you. 108 Muahaha! 109 Catch this, swine! 110 Choke on this! 111 Snack on that! 112 How 'bout some acupuncture? 113 Bullseye! 114 Here's a token of my gratitude! 115 Do you like shiny things? 116 Here, keep it! 117 No returns! 118 Incoming! 119 Take cover! 120 Grenade! 121 Have more where it came from! 122 Fire in the hole! 123 They're here! 124 Now the fun can start! 125 I've waited for this looong time. 126 Sucker with the lowest body count buys drinks! 127 They have no idea what they are in for... 128 Everyone get ready! 129 Killing time! 130 I call dibs on any rocket launchers we loot from corpses! 131 Finally! Some carnage! 132 Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on them! 133 Finally, my training will pay off. 134 Everybody, wake up! 135 Time to earn my paycheck... 136 Now I'll be able to prove myself. 137 We have tactical advantage! 138 Maybe I'll get a medal! 139 We're under attack! 140 Oh, ain't that just great? 141 Can't guy get a nap around here? 142 Enemy attack. That's something new. 143 Yay. 'Cause nobody saw that coming. 144 I'm totally gonna desert as soon as we start losing. 145 Fantastic. 146 "Surely they wouldn't dare to attack you." Riiight. 147 Thanks for turning my shitty day into complete disaster, assholes! 148 Everybody stay calm, and we will make it through. 149 Take positions! 150 I hoped this would never happen... 151 Fire at will! 152 It was bound to happen eventually. 153 I heard that! 154 Who's there? 155 What was that? 156 Hey! What the... 157 Show yourself! 158 I warn you... my detection skills are at their PEAK! 159 What the hell was that? 160 I'm not deaf, you know? 161 Hey! 162 Come out, coward! 163 Hey! Who's making all that racket? 164 Just show yourself, wherever you are! 165 Hey! I've heard something suspicious! 166 Anybody there? 167 Shoulda check it out. 168 Is someone being clever? 169 Strange noises... 170 Can someone else check it out, please? 171 It was just a wind... wait a sec, there's no wind! 172 Show yourself! We're friendly... and don't know how to fight. 173 Da'ffff...! 174 Big mistake! 175 Holy crap! 176 Enemy! 177 Enemy!!! 178 Alert! Alert! 179 There is one! 180 Intruders! 181 We've got company! 182 Prepare to suffer! 183 Holy shit! 184 Oh, hi. 185 I spy with my little eye! 186 I have a sigthing! 187 Enemy forces! 188 Enemy detected! 189 Enemy over here! 190 We're in some real shit... 191 It was all part of my plan! 192 I've had enough! 193 Oh my God! 194 They ain't paying us enough for this shit... 195 When did things go so wrong? 196 I'll be back! With friends! 197 You'll pay for that... the other day! 198 You're not playing fair! 199 Don't think you I will forgive ya! 200 Mommy! 201 I'll be back when you least expect me, fucker! 202 I'll leave you alive... for now. 203 Enough is enough! 204 Screw this! I'm outta here! 205 Screw this! I'm not even a real soldier! 206 Tactical retreat! 207 I've seen enough. 208 Nope, nope, nope. 209 Run to the hills! 210 Let's call it a draw. 211 They said "join the army". Not for this shit! 212 I regret nothing! 213 Game over, man! 214 Let's be friends! 215 Party's over! 216 Violence is not an answer! 217 I'm too beatiful to die! 218 Screw you guys, I'm going home! 219 Make love, not war! 220 I, ehrm, left the lights on in my place. Gotta go! 221 Leave me your phone number, and I'll get back to ya! 222 Aaaggh! 223 I see red... 224 Damn, I'm barely conscious. 225 Ugh! 226 This... hurts! 227 You will regret... uhh... this. 228 Crap! 229 What the...! 230 Ouch! 231 You fuck! 232 Oh, you piece of shit! 233 Fuck, you'll pay for that! 234 You fucked with the wrong guy! 235 Now you have... pissed me off. 236 It was nothing! 237 I'm still here! 238 Didn't feel a thing! 239 Pain is just a weakness leaving my body! 240 Pain is just an illusion! 241 Who do you think you are? 242 Oh, come on! 243 Why me?! 244 This hurts you more then it hurts me. 245 I'm allergic to pain! 246 Hey, Cordona! Queen Dee Dee says hi! 247 I'll get promotion me for killing you, rebel scum! 248 Holy shit, it's Gus Tarballs! We're fucked! 249 Hey, it's a guy from "Wild, Wild East"! I'm your biggest fan! 250 Bang-bang! Just like in "Attack of the Clydesdales"! 251 Much Dust, Many Bullets! 252 Get back on your Honda, and travel away! 253 Forgive me, for I have sinned! 254 Where's your God now?! 255 Father, what about the fifth commandment? You hypocrite! 256 Get back to your grave, you freakin' zombie! 257 Now that's an easy target! 258 Enemy detected! Damn, he's hard to miss... 259 I'm doing world a favor getting rid of your ugly face! 260 Hey babe, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 261 Hey handsome, give me your number, and I'll stop shooting! 262 Who's that psycho chick? 263 Aren't you a bit old for this, geezer? 264 Marry me! 265 Pathetic! 266 Try again, I dare ya. 267 Don't make me go over there! 268 You've just made a big mistake! 269 I'll take that gun out of your cold hands! 270 You'll regret missing! 271 Who were you shootin' at? 272 Who learned you to shoot? 273 You'll pay for that! 274 Son of a bitch! 275 You suck! 276 Lame! 277 Are you even trying? 278 Ha, you wish! 279 Learn how to shoot, rookie! 280 In your dream! 281 I'm not impressed! 282 That ain't gonna happen. 283 Booooo! 284 Children shouldn't play with guns! 285 Nice try! 286 My grandma's a better shot! 287 That shot was bad and you should feel bad! 288 Close enough. 289 Can't touch this! 290 Oh, don't let the disappointment get to you. 291 Get back in the kitchen, where you belong, woman! 292 Was close. 293 Try harder! 294 Whew! 295 Hell no! 296 Maybe next time! 297 Not today! 298 Close, but no cigar. 299 That woke me up.