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Enemies in sector!
Let it begin!
I have big trouble!
One of these ... animals!
Did not know, that these ...animals...are so big!
Our animal friends been here.
I heard something.
It stinks of these crabs here - this is not my kind of war.
It is too quiet here.
There is something wrong here...
Go, leave, die!
Here is something!
Looks interesting.
No ammo!
Must have doctor...
Dr. Laura! Your death saddens me. You were wonderful lady.
Where...how..am lost!?
Jam!
They really want me bad.
Ah! Was hard hitting there.
Was very close.
Only with Russian telekinesis.
I...am losing blood.
It is not professional with no sleep.
Must have air.
One must go.
Agh, horrible.
This Ivan make Russia look bad.
This Conrad is ...nerve killer.
Da...Mike...
I see this before.
I am ready.
Am professional...this order not good.
Daaa, that is better.
Yes, Victor!
Biiig Amateur.
This mission...is a big mistake.
All no good.
Air attack!
Equipment?...shit.
Are beginners, not pro. Must still learn...
Da, I get better.
You not serious?
Was mistake.
You have called Ivan? I...niet, that was not good.
Dr. Laura is strong woman. Strong...pretty too.
I will wait a while.
That is... Mike!
Eyes, my eyes!
Niet.
Good people here.
Enemies are here... somewhere.
We are not finished mission.
Interesting
That is precision gun.
Is that the boy we seek?
Mission is hard here. But..we come here, we win here.
Sector is like Siberian snow...clean.
Something not here...aah Mafia.
She is no good woman.
A big cat.
We were a good team. It is right to fight here. I like this mission.
I think we are alone now.
Must rest.
I am ready again.
Very true...me also.
Work material must be good, dat? This is shit!
This looks..ehh.. suspicious...can explode.
Stop! There is something...done there on ground.
I will not drown...
Wait for orders.
I know more commanders...now I look for a good one....not you. I...choose my boss...you understand, da?
Too much dead men with you...not needed, this...so much dead.
Today is Russian holiday...niet...sorry.
I must polish my medal. You ask soon next time.
Here Victor Kolesnikov. Speak with machine. I call you.
My contract is...finish. Good luck for mission.
I hear you hire Ivan...Me and him? Niet. You find somebody else...
I will not work with Conrad.
Contract is finished soon...you want Victor longer?
Good...Very good.
Da, accept. I will come.
Operation is not good - but if Dr. Laura with team...Victor with team, too.
I can choose my commandant. My last mission for you ...it is enough.
I say...again
I fight for money...you have not enough.
Your problem.
You let people be killed - not needed - I, Victor, will leave now.
The correct answer to question is niet. Because if yes, I will soon eat Ivan's balls for breakfast.
Niet, no extension. I wish you luck with Conrad. I only work with commandant who know a good team.
OK, I will tell you why I stay... it is only because you have Dr.Laura.
I say again...
No money, no contract.
Victor Kolesnikov here.
I live to be merc.
For what we are waiting, hah?
For how long?
You telephone with me - when you have shit again all together.
Ivan and Victor in one team - is not good...like shit and glory.
Our contract is soon finish...
More money for better merc...that is the...eh, rule.
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Enemies in the vicinity!
OK, let's go!
Scheisse!
Too much biology here for my taste.
I must be in the wrong time at the wrong place here...can you all see that thing too?
I hope this is not a preview of our future?
Ssh, I heard something.
It stinks here like in my father's animal food factory! Wonder if we could put them in tins as pet food?
It is much too quiet here...something is wrong...
I am never avoiding a fight, it is my second nature... but this here, it is like a big game safari...one of these damn things could pop up to me around the next corner!
From where the hell are all these animals coming?
Ah, something useful..
What is that there?
I have to reload....but with what?
I am.... hit hard..but I am also liking life ...would be nice if somebody is coming to help me...
Lennart! Schei?e... Us Estonians have to stick together. Aah! It will not be the same without you...
That is indeed a shame. I mean, she was an American, but..somehow a little more Italian, if you know what I mean...
Scheisse...is it time for...oh..eh?
My gun is jamming!
They want me...very much.
That was very rough.
Hah,just missed...you will not get me so easy like that!
Even a sniper could not hit anything here...oh, am I a sniper now too?
Hey, that is my blood...MY God...is that MY blood I am seeing here?
When it is time to sleep, you should sleep...there is a time for fighting and a time for dreaming.
Just breathe, Janno.
One more gone.
Like I am saying ...big game safari.
That Sidney...he will soon have a unmoving upper lip...do you wish to bet on this?
If I must listen to this Reaper much longer, I will be a bad mental case. He really is getting me down...
I got Mike...ja, good feeling.
Maybe I should have followed in the footsteps of my father... Canning animal food is a nice, quiet job.
Good to have a big blaster like this.
Ja, all done!
No, that will not do.
Ach, she probably could not cook either.
- So...that was it - the monster mama.
You know the kind that are not appreciating a good meal? Annoying , very annoying.
Somehow this is all just so...scheisse.
I do not like any of this. The country, the people, ...and mainly the dummies all around me...
Air attack!
Scrap...it is all scrap!
The people need much more training and they must be willing to LEARN.
I could pick an English face out of a thousand different ones.
Slowly but surely, I am getting better.
That plan - it is somehow ..not good.
Hmm. That was to be expected.
So now I have to listen to this Schweinehund Sidney the whole time? If I had known that, I would not have been here.
Jaaa, Lennart! I just knew I would like to work together with you.
I like her. American women are usually...well...But with Grace?.. You can know right away her Italian blood - and they know their food too.
What do you say we wait a while - just to see how things go...
Nein...Mike?
My eyes are on fire...dark...nein..NEIN..I can't see..!
Nobody in the world could do this.
Friendly people here.
This sector is occupied...by the enemy...time to change that.
Attention! I think we have not got them all.
What is that?
My weapon always speaks the last word!
Hey, looks like Joey...the one we are looking for!
I am pleased to be here, Miguel.
I think we have killed them all.
Is something not missing?
She deserved that.
A big cat..I don't believe it.
We can say it now...it was really like a...'mission impossible'. But...we did it!
All gone? Hmm, they have retreated, I think...
I must sleep...eating and sleeping must not be neglected.
Ready for duty.
Me too.
I could do it ok if this thing would work...but it's kaputt.
Looks like explosive to me.
Attention...it could be a trap down there.
I'm...going down..!
I am here now - I await your orders.
Your reputation is not the best...people talk about it.
I am a merc because I choose it...but this does not mean that I love death...
I must complete my tax forms...I have no time.
I have a date...sorry. You see, I did not know until now...I mean, that you wished to extend my contract...next time, tell me much sooner...
Here Janno Allik. If you are having important news for me, please speak now
Ok, we are all done here...much luck for the future.
Better you look for a different merc. One who likes to work with SCHEISS Englander!
I need a change...when I hear Reaper, I get cold and hot. The world gets dark around my head...
I should like to work more for you...if you wish this too?
Gut. You should be happy with my results too.
Very good...I shall join you.
Together with Lennart? I will go through scheisse, I will even eat it too... you understand?
Something is telling me no, but when you have Grace Girelli...I am with you.
After the last mission? I would not walk with you even to a snack bar!
I said...
Money is everything. A stupid saying, but in your case, it is fitting. You have not enough money.
You are having a problem, hmm? I will leave now.
You have perhaps made a bet how many mercs you lose on a mission? Nein, nein...not with me.
When I am looking long enough at Sidney, I feel my own upper lip going stiff.
If I have to work longer with Reaper, I shall myself become a member of the Dark Forces of Evil...nein, thank you.
My friend Lennart and I are an unbeatable team...that is why I shall ignore my feelings and I shall say Yes.
With Grace Girelli? I would wander through Arulco with pleasure... otherwise, I do not believe so.
I said...
You have not enough money. You have perhaps not been noticing this?
Hello...
I would now like a steak with big potatoes and gravy, hah!
I should have taken my camera with me...for some nice photos, you understand?
For how long do you want me to be working for you?
I am cooking and my onions are burning black - when you have a good plan please call me back - only then will I stop cooking.
I do not want to work with Sidney...I am having an allergy against his kind ..nein.
I just want to tell you that my contract is ending soon.
I am better now - I think more money would be fair for me, hmmm?
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I can feel you're here...
My trigger finger's itchy...
Hey! Easy now...not all at the same time!
Come here...I have a soft spot for rare animals.
Did you see that? Wow, what an animal.
Well, at least they're thorough...like Jurassic Park here, eh?
What was that?
That smell's unbelievable. These animals stink like a sewer in flood.
Hear anything? Me neither. Suspicious...I don't like it.
I think they're here. Come on out, you slimeballs, I'm waitin' for you.
Dammit, there's too many of 'em!
Somethin' lyin' there.
There's somethin' here.
Hah, out of ammo! Who needs it anyway?
Dammit, I'm hit.
Janno! No! We Estonians have to stick together. You can't just die on me. Hey, I'll buy you your favorite food...
You weren't bad for a Russian, Victor.
Time for some keep fit exercises.
I just love this thing when it jams!
I've killed better guys than you.
That was tough...but I'm tougher.
Wow! I felt the draught of that bullet.
Shoot to hit a target? Are you serious?
I'm losing blood.
Got to get some shuteye before I fall asleep on my feet.
Breathe!!
Whack...haa!
One more for my collection.
Chinese make me clazy.
A real arrogant bigmouth, that Lynx.
Well, Mike, Lenni was faster, haa.
Yeh, life's a bitch...
Night missions...not one of my strong points.
Ready.
That's an order I can't accept.
I once had a girl like her.
I knew I'd be the one to get you.
There are scumbags...and scumbags.
If I hadn't listened to you Janno, I'd be somewhere nice havin' fun right now.
I'd even trust a survival camp platoon more than this damn outfit.
Air attack!
Shitty equipment really gets on my nerves.
These people have a lot to learn. They have to put more into it.
I once saw a video of Arulco. But this is different. Interesting place.
Improving all the time!
That would be counter-productive.
I saw that comin'.
You want me to cooperate with Mr. Oriental Wisdom Q himself?
Yeh, Janno. They call him "Brain", did you know that?
Victor, that was impressive. You know I'm no Russian lover, but you're OK.
I suppose you've noticed that I have Kamikaze blood in me, hm? But the way things look right now, I think I'll wait a little before I extend my contract.
No...! That's Mike!
I can't see!
No, can't do it.
Nice place, nice climate - no wonder folks in Siberia act different.
This is an enemy sector. Want to bug him a little?
This party isn't over yet.
What is that?
Nice weapon.
Is that not...Joey?
Ahem...we're honored - these Latin American freedom fighters are always so dramatic.
This sector's clean.
Who arranged this deal? I want his balls for breakfast - there's stuff missing here!
She reminded me of an old girlfriend - what was her name again...
A Bloodcat!
That was a lot of fun - and we won! It was well planned and carried out even better.
Where have they all gone? Party poopers.
I have to take a break now....
I'm back!
Me too!
This thing doesn't work.
Well, doesn't this look like a nice trap? Do I hear something ticking?
Easy...there's something on the ground there.
Dammit, I'm drowning!
I'm on site and ready.
It's no fun when someone is as incompetent like you...the answer's no.
You might be generous, but only with the lives of your own people. I don't like that at all.
My girl is ...sick. I have to take care of her.
I don't like being left hanging until the last minute. Ask me sooner next time.
This is Lennart Vilde. If you something interesting to offer, please speak after the beep tone.
Looks like we're finished here. Time to go.
Listen to Dr. Q spiritualizing the whole day long? Sorry.
There's a small problem here. If this Lynx says more than 2 words, he's dead. That's not so good for your team spirit.
Wouldn't mind extending for you...anything doing?
OK, deal.
OK, I'm hurrying.
OK, if Janno is on the team, no problem. He at least knows what he's doing...
Victor is a professional, if he's signed up, that's OK by me.
No thanks. Try somebody else. Our last mission was enough for me.
I'll say it again...
Have you had a look at your money recently?
I don't think you know what you really want.
I don't like how you treat the lives and the health of your people. You have no style.
I see Chinese dangel! Solly, I leally cannot extend my contlact.
That Lynx kills the whole mission for me. Sorry, but I think I'll look for another contract.
Hey, if Janno is on board, I am too. We make a good team.
I suppose I should know better...but if Victor stays maybe we have a chance.
I'm telling you...
Thanks for asking, but you don't expect me to work for nothing, do you?
Lennart here, hello...
A night mission...now that would be nice for my shooting skills.
What are we waiting for?
For a month, a year...what are we talking about here?
Think first - then call.
The China wonder boy and me leally don't make velly good team.
Just to remind you, my contract is soon up.
My performance has improved, so my pay has to match that. You know I'm worth it...
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Our friends are here again...
Time to work...
Holy Shit...
Can you see what I see? Maggot alarm!
Holy Shit! I have an insect allergy - is that a maggot?
Well, it wasn't wolves - could be maggots...
Sshh, hear that?
I believe these insects cripple their enemies with their smell.
It's too quiet for my liking...
I think the maggots are near.
C'MON...I'm your natural enemy - you don't believe it, eh?
Something there!
What's that there?
Out of ammo! Reload!
Won't last long without a medic...
Verdammt Rudolf...I never thought they would get YOU.
Fidel, you're not dead! C'mon, stop acting! Neiiin! He IS dead!
What did I just want?
Damn gun's jammed!
Heavy shit here...
That was hard to take...
A near miss there...!
No line of fire!
I must stop this bleeding - fast.
I really need some sleep.
I need to breathe...
It's all over for you...
Ha! At last...
I can take punishment - what I CAN'T take is that verdammt New-Age Thor. He better put his dick in his mouth...schnell.
We have AT LEAST TWO lunatics here...there's Numb of course...- and the guy who hired him!
Auf Wiedersehen, Mikey boy.
Ouh! Red white and gray - and you're NOT ok! Heh-heh-heh
Ready.
I will not do that.
She wasn't my type anyway.
Jaaa! That finishes the monster maggot!
I think it's time for a change - an idiot-free occupation this time...
Arulco, hah...how interesting...
This here is the company my Mom always warned me about....
Air raid!
They seem to think we don't need good equipment. I don't like that...
This team has a lot to learn...but they don't put their minds to it...
Not bad....I'm getting even better!
We could send Deidranna a fax with our attack plan. That would be just as effective.
Perhaps sarcasm is lost on some people...YES...the fax!
If I'd known I'd have to listen to that windbag Thor, I would NOT have been here!
Yees, Rudolf, you are the MAAAAN!
That Fidel is priceless! Did you SEE THAT?
To extend now? Too early, I think.
Holy Shit! Mike?
What the hell...my eyes...burning...I'm blind!!
Cannot be done!
Quite pleasant, these people.
Enemy presence...be alert.
The enemy is still here - you must be careful.
What's this?
Good workmanship...
Hey, that looks like Joey! After him!
We have come to bring order to Arulco. You can depend on us to help you.
Enemy eliminated - now we can look around in peace...
Someone has been playing with our shipment. Corrupt bastards!
She was definitely NOT better class...
A big cat...
This was a good and important mission, perfectly organised and commanded. I enjoyed it. I would like to work with this team again.
Not all of the enemy are dead, but there are no more here. I believe they have retreated.
I'm losing my concentration...time to rest.
Now I'm ready.
And another here!
This THING isn't working.
Looks like a booby trap.
Something suspicious on the ground there.
Verdammt..I'm going down...
Have arrived - await instructions.
I expect outstanding qualities from a commander. From what I hear, you are lacking in that department.
You lose too many good men - not interested
Sorry, I'm writing a poem for my girl...and you can't interrupt genius at work.
Oh, what a shame. If I had known that....mmmm. Remember I am a mercenary - so ask earlier next time, ja?
Here is Henning von Branitz. I am not available at present. Please leave a message after the tone.
Looks like we're finished here. I wish you luck.
Thor is with you too? Then I must decline. You will find out why. I wish you good luck....you'll need it...
Nein! ... One mission with Numb is enough. Some people cannot learn, but he...he is a crazy shithead. No! NO chance! .
I would suggest a contract extension, what do you think?
Agreed!
I'm on my way.
You managed to get Rudolf? It will be a pleasure to work with him...even in spite of certain doubts I have...
Perhaps I'm making a mistake, but I won't miss out on the chance of a mission with Fidel
I never thought you would ever ask me to work for you again...I live and learn!
I said...
The word merc means mercenary - and THAT means money. I don't work for charities...
This is bad for the reputation...
So, you are as rich as Croesus...one guy dies, you buy another, fine. But for me your death rate is too high - much too high...
I have a bad feeling about that Thor...like repairing his face by force.. A contract extension? No chance.
You want to know in a word why I'm not renewing.......NUMB!
Rudolf and me are a good team. I can't say that about many I know... In other words, I'm in.
When I was an instructor on Cuba, I knew a guy like Fidel. Good times...so because of Fidel I'll sign up...but for the record - it's not because I find your mission so attractive.
I said...
Your bank account is shitty - impossible.
Hello!
I don't have all the time in the world...
How long should the contract be?
Call again - but only when you know what you want.
I'm telling you now - I HATE working with Thor.
Just reminding you - my contract will soon be up.
I have improved yet again. And experience pays, they say...but in cash, I hope.
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There they are!
Are you ready?
There are too many!
One of these insects.
Tell me this is a nightmare. What does it mean if you dream of big insects?
These insects had a picnic here.
I hear something.
It stinks of these insects here.
Too much silence.
Can you feel the insects here too?
There are too many!
What is it?
Something there...!
No bullets..should I do the hand-to-hand?
I am wounded.
Merde, Barry. I am sorry..you were ok.
What, where?
My gun is out of order!
Merde!
Ummpf. I am stronger!
Mon Dieu!
This does not work.
I need help.
I will take a nap.
Ohh, air...
...see me and die...
I killed the monster.
I don't want any more of this Malice...
French tart.
Adieu Mike.
Ohlala!
You know, I am just too strong...
I am ready.
Ah non. I do not...accept this.
I had no choice...
Bye bye...
There are assholes everywhere.
Merde...
So many fools?
Air attack!
Our equipment, 'terrible'.
They have much to learn.
Zut alors...
I am better, non?
The idea is 'terrible'...
The idea was 'vraiment miserable', ehh...really bad.
I would not even ride in a bus with Malice.
Barry, that was 'formidable'!
We'll speak later.
Mike?
I'm blind!
This is impossible...
Very friendly.
Enemies in sector.
'Attention!'We are not alone.
What is that?
Like Rambo, 'n'est-ce pas'?
There...the boy...
Don't worry, we will help you...hemmm...I cannot speak so well.
They're all killed.
Something missing.
Adieu...
A Bloodcat!
I would say... victory!
Where are they? Have they all gone?
I need sleep...
I'm back.
I agree.
It does not work.
Merde, maybe it explodes?
Down there...'Attention!'
I'm drowning...
OK, I am here...
I say non, you have a bad reputation.
I say non, you loose too many men.
Merci, but no. Maybe another time.
You 'ave waited too long - I say non.
C'est Luc Fabre, please speak after peep.
I will leave now - Bonne Chance...eh...Good Luck!
Not with Malice in one team.
Avec this Florence? I regret, non...
My contract... we make an extension?
D'accord. I agree.
D'accord, I will join you.
Avec Barry together - ok... but only avec Barry.
Mon Dieu! How can you even ask? I say NON!.
I said...
And what about money?
I am leaving.
You...sacrifice your men too ...vite. Alors...I go.
Avec Malice? I say non.
I don't want to work with Flo, that's why I say non.
D'accord. I'll do it because of Barry.
I said...
You ask me...and have no money?
Hallo!
I'm the weapon of mass destruction...
Alors, what are we waiting for?
For how long?
Are you ready?
Working with Malice sucks, he's a fool.
My contract is soon....finished.
I'm more expensive now because I'm better.
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We have enemy contact.
The operation can begin!
I need some help here.
Interesting creatures!
Pity my father isn't here. This species would interest him indeed.
Carnivores, maybe even omnivores? I could not say.
I heard something.
Could this be pheromone? This stuff is not meant for humans to smell.
It is much too peaceful here.
My interest in this new species is somewhat limited! I do not wish to study their hunting behavior from close-up.
Oh, they hunt in packs...aah!
A closer look at that...
What is that?
Out of ammo!
I need a pressure bandage - and morphium - fast!
Rudolf... it had to happen. It was either you or me... It is out of our hands. But really, could you EVER have imagined us two in a fireplace rocking chair?
Pity about you, Victor. You were a man of principle. That impressed me.
Where were we?
This weapon is jamming.
Too much lead in the air!
That was bad...
That was very close.
Wishful thinking.
I'm losing too much blood. I have to stop this bleeding!
Human bodies need a pause - it is time for mine.
It's like a rarified atmosphere - breathe...breathe!
He definitely earned that.
Maybe I should take a bio-sample?
That Buzz really gets to me.
Fox is exactly the right name for that little tramp.
It's over, Mike.
No doctor can help here.
I await new orders.
Regretfully, I have to say no.
Operation concluded - patient dead.
It's a shame really. And I have no formaldehyde... Do we have any dry ice here?
It would be better for some team members to get out of my way....fast.
My motivation is at zero level. This mission has lost its meaning for me.
Some people don't belong here - or, I could be in the wrong place at the wrong time - but mostly in the wrong company.
Air strike!
As a doctor I like to have good tools when I'm stitching someone up - as a merc, when I am killing someone, I do not need Scheisse like this!
It's nice when one can master something - and I am getting better all the time...
Doubtful...very doubtful.
Well, just as I said...
That Buzz has a bad effect on my circulation.
There is no one better than Rudolf!
Yes! Excellent, Victor! Why do they all call you Monk?
Too soon for me...let us wait to see how it will be.
Mike?
Ahh, my retina, my EYES...I can see nothing!
Surgical and military operations have one thing in common - some simply cannot be done...
One must admire the people here for their endurance. I can well imagine what they have been through.
Enemy in vicinity!
We are not done here yet - there are still enemies around.
What is that?
An excellent weapon!
That must be Joey - after him!
My apologies for my countrywoman. It is a special pleasure for me to help this country and its people. I have known the horrors of a dictatorship too.
This sector is now green - and surgically clean.
There are items missing. Someone has helped himself to our supplies.
It is through people like her that evil governments can exist and flourish.
Arulco really has very interesting fauna...
It is a good feeling, this fighting for a better world. I liken it to the feeling I get after a clean, successful operation. You first remove a cancerous growth - then the patient has rehabilitation...mmm-mmh
It would seem that the enemy has retreated.
I will sleep now.
Ahh, that was good. Even a short sleep can work wonders for the body.
My opinion exactly.
This thing here is kaputt.
Looks like a booby trap.
Be careful to watch the ground - it is perhaps a trap.
I am drowning...!
No thank you. I have been reading about you - and the conditions in which people have to be working under you.
Corpses surround you - you are well-known for this.
I must visit a medical congress, I am sorry.
I do not like it when one makes me wait. The next time you could ask earlier...
Here is Dr. Laura Colin. In urgent cases, please buzz my pager.
You may ask me again next time...
I do not like being bugged. And Buzz bugs me very much - no, I am sorry.
No, not if our 'little fox' is on the team - that one I hate...she annoys me very badly.
Would you agree to a contract extension, perhaps?
Good. We agree.
Yes, I believe the mission will hold much interest for me.
I may speak openly...the reason why I am accepting in spite of my... misgivings.. is that you have employed Rudof Steiger. He is a true professional - if he is with us, my concerns are nothing.
Well, I am curious to know whether my positive impression of this Victor Kolesnikov can be true - therefore.. I agree.
Hah! I could imagine something much better...a better atmosphere, do you understand? Like going to the dentist to get a tooth pulled...
I said...
If you have money problems, please do not ask rhetorical questions in future, OK?
It is your decision.
I am of the opinion that too many good people die on your missions. And I do not mean through illness either!
I cannot stand men-hating women like that Buzz - I must say no.
With Fox together? Thank you, no. If I wish to hear telephone sex during a mission, I will let you know.
I like to work with Rudolf. For me he is a full pro. However, I must tell you...this is the only reason why I am saying yes.
That Victor Kolesnikov interests me, indeed...of course on a purely professional basis...I say yes!
I said...
You have no capital...but perhaps you are not aware of this?
Hallo?
Perhaps we should make a few...stretches and pushups?
More speed would be appreciated.
The contract...how long were you thinking of?
When you know what you wish - call me. I ask you not to be so generous in future - with my time.
I prefer not to work with Buzz. She has an effect on every team like arsenic on a human stomach.
Please remember - our agreement is coming to an end.
I am getting better and better. I think my pay should reflect this fact.
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Enemies close!
OK, let's do it - I wouldn't mind letting fly with a coupla knives..
I shoulda listened to Mom.
I can see one of those things.
They look like....no, don't even think that...
Ohh, NOT a nice way to go.
I heard something there!
They stink like haggis - you know - the Scottish national dish? Better watch it beasties, otherwise I'll can you and ship you to Scotland...
This does not feel good.
Every time I turn around I imagine I see one of these horrible monsters in my face.
Hey, get me out of this...I'm at the wrong end of the food chain.
What 's that?
What is that?
Time to get more lead.
I need morphine...fast!
That's a darn shame, Janno. I hardly knew you, but I always had a kinda good feeling when you were around...and you really liked the fine things in life too...damn...
What was I doin?
Even guns get scared...
Dirty bastards! It's gettin' pretty hot for me here.
Owww!
Wow, hi there adrenalin! Hoo,they tell me you can get hooked on this stuff.
I can't even see a target here...or am I supposed to be usin' heat-seekin' missiles?
I'm losin' too much blood - and I didn't even pack my iron rations...
I'm done...I'm gonna lie down for a while, ok?
No air...
Yeah!
Argh! They stink even more when they burst.
I can't be with that Red in the same fuckin? team...he's got tinned haggis in his pack - barf!
This Numb guy is totally crazy! I think he drinks his own blood...yeah, I can just see him..slurping it up.
This Meltdown reminds me of my Aunt Lucia. A female supernova.
Sorry, Mike. It just wasn't your day.
Not..nice...
Cool it, Grace! Olive oil isn't fat...that's what my Aunt Lucia says, anyway.
Waiting for next command.
That..will.. not.. happen..!
She mighta been a snake, but she did achieve a lot..for a woman.
Ohh, my queasy stomach.
I just can't stand guys like that. You know... the kind who complains at mealtimes and can't even open a ration pack himself?
This is all so...depressing.
I'm surrounded by crazies - heh, almost reminds me of home.
Air attack!
The gear could be a lot better - I'm not used to crud like this.
These Scots are more macho than we Italians. Horrible...and the stuff they eat, yuch! Yeah, that's probably it... it's the slop they eat that does it!
This is gettin' to be fun...
From where I stand...not too cute.
Well, didn't expect anythin' else...
How can I possibly stand three days with that Red?..and what if he decides to stay on..and what if he's taken his stinkin' haggis with him as well?
That dummy Numb...here? Nooo...I must've done somethin' real bad. Maybe when I beat up the last guy my mother chose as a marriage candidate for me?
This Janno guy is ok. Reminds me of my little brother Alfredo.
Let's take a raincheck...I want to see how things develop.
Mamma Mia! Mike?
Aah, right in the eyes...Madonna, I'm blind!
I can see when something just won't work.
Nice, the people here...
Enemy presence!
There's still a few of 'em left...don't get careless!
What's this then?
A real sweet weapon!
That's him! Catch that boy! Be careful, tho'...he's just a child.
We'll support you...depend on it.
This sector has been neutralized.
Do they think we're so dumb, huh? Aren't we supposed to notice that there's stuff missin'?
Pity...there's not too many strong women around - shame she was led astray.
A...er...wildcat!
I'd call that a good day's work! Hey, I'll miss all this, you know...but maybe the next contract's waitin'...be good to be involved again.
The enemy has retreated, it would seem. Pansies...
I'm really beat...I can do more when I'm fresh.
Aahh, that's better! Let's burn some lead!
You took the words right out of my mouth.
I seem to have a small problem..with..this..thing..
That's one for the specialists...somebody's been playin' around here...
What's that on the ground? Looks suspicious...
I'm..going..down...
Nooo thanks. What I found out about you is soooo negative, friend.
There's a family reunion in Trenton next year - I wanna be there.
Uhh no...I have to take care of my nephews.
Sorry, I'm going on a further training course. Next time, don't wait until the very last minute before you decide to extend...
Grace Girelli here. Please leave a message. Mamma, if it's you...yeah, I'm fine...and no..I have no time at the moment and I'm NOT interested in meeting any nice young man...Ti amo...Ciao!
My contract's up...ok..time to leave.
And ol' Hairy Horrible Haggis is on the team too, huh? He is?...that horrible Red crud? Thanks, in this case, I think I'll decline.
That Numb has a couple of screws loose in his hard-to-find brain! He doesn't care if a mission turns into a horror trip...no, not our Numb! That's why he's here, he's makin' sure it WILL be a nightmare! No thankYOU.
What do they all call her? Oh yeah, Meltdown. Have you ever actually sat down and maybe reasoned out how she got the name? I can tell you from experience, it fits. Don't even ASK me to join you.
My contract's up...I'm interested, bello, if you are.
OK. Understood and accepted.
Very good...mission, here I come!
Well, I have my doubts..but...is it true that Janno is working for you? Yeah? OK, you can count me in.
I'm still workin' on gettin' over my bad experiences with you...
I said...
And just HOW do you expect me to pay my running costs? Nope, you can't afford me right now.
I'm not used to this, but, ok...I'm gone.
You know. I think bein' alive means a lot to me...if it didn't, I might stay.
That Red extols the virtues of his Scottish stink food the whole day long, damn haggis! As soon as we have a free minute, he starts up about the ingredients. Noooo, that's way too much for my sensitive Italian soul.
Nono, no kamikaze tactics thanks...when Numb's on a team, it just gets crazier'n'crazier. I don't care if he came up from the gutter...he probably didn't have it easy as a kid. But he...is...cra...zy!
I get big red spots all over my skin when I hear that Meltdown's voice. I'm sure you understand...I can't stay...for my health's sake.
My Mom would say '"Grace, are you-a crazy?"...and she'd probably be right in this case - but to be honest, I like working with Janno...so you got lucky. I'll stay.
I say again...
What, no cash? That's BAD if you're in the mercenary business.
Grace Girelli here.
Oh, by the way, I'm very good with knives...
I'm gettin' pins'n'needles from waitin'...
What kind of contract timeframe are we lookin' at here?
When you have even a rough idea what you need, call me.
I.. really.. cannot.. stand.. that Red...Scots pig. And he's so full of himself, he wouldn't even recognize the cold shoulder if it went up his ass! No way do I want to be in the same team as him!
With all due respect, it doesn't do your reputation much good when you hire psychopaths with fists for brains.You DO know who I mean, huh? I'm talkin' about Numb. I can really do without crazies like him, thank you.
Remember our contract will soon be expiring.
I work constantly on my skills - and it pays off. I mean that literally, by the way...
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These fuckers are here - I can feel them.
Time to load up.
Looks like deep shit time.
There must be a fuckin' nest of these things here somewhere.
Last week at the Jap's place, I thought I saw my Sushi movin' on the plate - and that strange feelin' is back again... Hey, are you seeing the same thing as me?... this...mutant...fish thing?
Our mutant fish fucks have been here - if you don't want to be a fast snack for them...keep your eyes open!
Ssh...hear that?...
At least you can 'smell' them comin': Those mutant maggots.
The quiet before the storm...
I can feel those fucking fish eyes watching us...
You'll find me hard to get...Fish dicks!
Something here?
Something lying there.
Have to reload...
I'm hit...badly...!
Laura, girl! Nooo...NO! Not you too....VERDAMMT...this should not be...
OK, Henning...dammit...you were the best...
C'mon, Grunty you can't just... give up and leave us like this!
What am I doing here?
Fuck it..jammed!
Looks they want me...a lot.
That was rough..
A close call.
That is laughable - shoot from here?
Hey, I'm bleeding...and it looks like a bad one - I need treatment.
Sleep helps now and then.
C'mon Rudolf...breathe!
Jaa!
Not moving a muscle...the pussy, hah!
I found that clown Gasket amusing at the start - now I need him like I need itchy piles...
I'm here to do a fucking job...not get distracted by a stupid dum-dum like Bull!
Mike is history.
Thank fuck the dead don't care how they look...
I'm ready!
I will not carry out that order..
Someone should have done this years ago.
Maybe Greenpeace would cry murder - I fuckin' won't.
Fucking asshole.
All this crap...it makes no sense anymore.
The others should really pull themselves together - we will fail if they don't...
Air attack!
Maybe we should pass our equipment over to the enemy...it would be a brilliant strategical move - then THEY would have all this fucking useless crap to work with.
These people still have very much to learn...and the first thing is to move their fucking asses!
Sometimes my sheer quality surprises even myself...
That MUST be a joke, ja? Nooo,...you're serious...you really mean it...
What can I say? I knew it was a shitty plan.
That guy there, ja, that Gasket...He is a total fuckin dickhead... Tell me he is here by accident or it's just a coincidence...PLEASE!
Laura does everything right...what a girl!
Respect. Those military East Germans were good.
I LIKE that Helmut Grunther...did you all see that?
Seems a bit too soon to me.
Fucking Mike..????
Everything's dark...I can't see...!
Cannot be done.
Nice people here...you just have to treat them right - THAT'S the important thing...
Achtung!! Enemy - fuckin kill them all!!
No relaxing..we haven't got all those fucks yet.
What's that?
Good gun.
That's Joey - catch him!
We are here to solve the problem. There will be no problem.
We've cleaned up here pretty good.
There are things missing here - somebody's trying to fuck us over.. But he'll regret it, whoever he is...because when I find out who it was, I'll make him eat his own dick with mustard!
She was a dumb bitch anyway...
A big cat!
It was a well planned out mission - in every way. I hope that this has helped this country...and the world.
We seem to be on our own...maybe the enemy's pulled back to have a think about strategy.
I must get some sleep - now.
I'm ready and willing!
Me too.
This thing's kaputt!
Careful! This reminds me of a booby trap.
Achtung, something on the ground there!
...Fish fuck in it...and I drown in it...(gurgle...)
I'm here. Waiting for orders.
I only ever work with good people, ja? And I have NO reason to believe that you belong to this category.
I'm not sure if all these deaths in your teams are necessary... and it looks to me like you don't even fucking care...that is not the way I work.
No can do right now...I have to take my dog to the vet.
Keeping all your options open until the last minute, ja? That's one sure way to get me to say Auf Wiedersehen... Next time, ask me sooner.
This is Rudolf Steiger. Leave a message - maybe I'll call back.
My role here is over - I wish you luck.
You're asking me to join you? And you've already hired that fuckhead Gasket? Noooo...my mother always told me that pros and fuckheads don't work well together...Lecken.
I'm the kind of guy who learns from his mistakes - and me and Mr. Fucking Bull on the same team will NEVER happen again.
Are you interested in extending my contract? I would be...
Here's to continued successful cooperation...
Fine, I'm on my way.
I don't mind passing the time of day with my baby - it's always a big plus when you have Dr. Laura Colin on your team...and you are really going to need a lot of damn big plus points for this..kamikaze job.
You managed to hire Henning - that surprises me, I must say... he's an absolute pro. OK, if he's on the team, you can count me in, too.
God knows how you persuaded Helmut Grunther to join you - but you did. I'm with you - I would like to work with him.
Do you really think I would join you after that last mission? Fuck off!
I said...
I don't like for little fucking farts...but POOR little fucking farts? Auf Wieder-fucking-sehen!
You and I both know that this is not right - but I will leave now.
Your death rate is too high - you treat your team like your morning shit - you push it out and forget about the fucker...
Dickhead sickness runs in Gasket's family - but in his case? it fucking gallops.
If you like fucking dumb gorillas and brainless slaughter, Bull is your man... but you'll have to do without me on your team...
Laura and I will soon be celebrating an anniversary ...with her by my side, I will even take on this...risky mission...
I like to watch Henning work. He is truly one of the elite pros - and because of him, I am interested in extending my contract - in spite of my doubts about this mission.
Helmut Grunther can take a difficult mission and make it look easy - he is the reason why I'll stay on...but put this on the record... this mission sucks.
I said...
Hey - what does PFF mean? Aah, are you curious? It means...Poor..Fucking.. Fart...is the message coming through loud and clear?
Hello...
I have better things to do...
Do you want me to just soak up the sunshine?
How long should the contract run?
Call me when you KNOW what you want...
Fucking Gasket? He was on a mission with me some time ago... I'm amazed the psycho dickhead is still alive...he nearly got us all killed and that is NOT, I repeat, NOT an experience I wish to relive.
Remember - my contract is running out.
I have perfected my skills - sould this not show in my pay packet?
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It is an ingrate.
Finally, the pleasure commences.
I am overwhelmed by their aggression.
Finally, the pleasure commences.
I believe we have found the source of our troubles. It is time to turn off the tap.
I, Gaston Cavalier, shall stay on alert for those that have vanished.
I am alerted by the strange sounds around me.
I must be respectful of the danger that is near.
I must be respectful of the danger that is near.
I do not like this. I am suspicious... like a jealous lover engaged to a harlot.
I am overwhelmed by their aggression.
I have located something.
It is there for the taking.
I am not at ease with an empty weapon.
I shall die... soon... with bravery and honor.
In death, the Fox has left many a broken heart scattered across this pitiful place.
I am saddened by the loss of Buns. But, perhaps, death will offer her a second chance at life. May she not suffer from cemented emotion the next time around.
Buzz is at peace now. Only death, or Gaston, could quell such internal anger.
I am without a destiny.
Mon dieu... a gun that does not work.
Fire at will, but you cannot damage MY confidence.
I was mislead. A victim of dirty tactics.
Ha... you will die, you incompetent fool!
It would require the wind of a hurricane to come even close.
I can only hope my injury does not leave a repulsive scar.
Fatigue is the most dangerous of enemies.
I am... without air.
You are dismissed... easily.
It was inevitable.
This Malice... He butchers the language of my mother. I can no longer bear this verbal slaughter.
Flo disgraces the battlefield with her presence. She is not French, this woman. She has lived in America. And she has bought many hamburgers from that clown... Ronald whatever.
I do not wish to be Biff. He is an imbecile of the highest caliber, much like his partner in business.
I am leaving this place. Biff is intolerable and incompetent. I would not even allow this boy to park my automobile.
It is tragic. I had hoped the pieces would be bigger.
I would much prefer the use of a boat.
I am dispensed with my chore.
It would be ludicrous.
Gaston has passed through the deathtrap. We shall taste the champagne of victory.
I believe we have concluded our duty as animal control officers.
A clown without a circus.
I am bored. Bored with my own despair.
Ah... My heart aches for the company of civilized men.
The plane has spotted us. I am their target.
I am guessing my equipment did not come in a box.
I am forced to endure scoundrels. War, it is a magnet for the lowest of class.
America! A country without culture. A people drawn to bright flashy lights like bugs.
I have earned this.
Am I the only one alerted by the pure stupidity of this?
Why do I imagine you puzzled?
I throw in my glove. I can turn my back on my people no longer. When Malice speaks, my ancestors twirl in their tombs. This is not French! Not French, I tell you. I am leaving now.
I am shamed by Flo. I will leave quietly without incident.
Oh, Fox... Oh Fox.
You are hot, Buns! An open fire on a cold winter night.
Buzz, there is such untapped passion in you.
I am blinded! I shall feel my way through the darkness. I have done this before.
It is not possible.
She was most impressed with Gaston. This was obvious.
We share the same space with our enemies.
I, Gaston Cavalier, shall stay on alert for those that have vanished.
I treat my gun like a woman, and the trigger responds to my touch.
I am wary. He appears to be a friendly fellow, but so did our pilot.
You are not the first to part with Gaston due to inferior sentiments.
They have been dispensed. I savor victory yet again.
I do not like this. I am suspicious... like a jealous lover engaged to a harlot.
I can only hope we will be meeting other women.
Now, there is the cat's meow.
I have done what it is I came to do. Now, I must attend to urgent needs of a kinder nature. It was a pleasure, filled with many moments.
They flee to safety. Ha! They respect my talent.
Include me in this.
It is an affront to my dignity to be holding such junk.
It would probably be best if someone else were to play with this.
I do not like this. I am suspicious... like a jealous lover engaged to a harlot.
I am at my destiny. How will you use me now?
At last, I am no longer without connection to the civilized world. The computer is back in order.
My god... I am alive.
Something tells me you have done this before.
We sit like ducks in this place. Someone must be alerted of our bad landing.
There is no way to exit up here. There must be a way to open the door below.
My departure is not possible. We are lead down the same path in this tunnel of war.
I was not advised of the proper attire, and resent the shivers that dance over my body.
I believe we have found the source of our troubles. It is time to turn off the tap.
What a despicable place! I doubt they sell wine with a cork in this town.
The chill has finally left my body. I have skied in warmer climates.
Gaston has passed through the deathtrap. We shall taste the champagne of victory.
I believe they await our arrival. I am sure there are people in Algiers who were shaken by the noise!
Everyone has passed through the trap of death. I am unsure if this is for the best.
I can only hope we will be meeting other women.
Raul is a man in need of slapping. However, in times of war we are forced into the mercy of men like this.
I will kill this man, personally.
I am wary. He appears to be a friendly fellow, but so did our pilot.
Welcome Manuel... Would you, ah, take offence if I was to offer you my eau de toilette? You may use it liberally as if it was your own.
Welcome Colonel. There is always room on my team for men with proper military training.
I wonder, Mister Kulba, how many decades have flew by since you were doing this, ah, spare time, weekend warrior, stint as a hobby?
A Japanese cowboy? And a movie star? Where do these mercenaries come from? And what possibly lies ahead, eh? Barney, the dinosaur?
I am taken aback! It is not possible. A weapon I never killed anyone with before?
I am unsure of this... A blender of death under the control of strangers.
It was inevitable.
Perhaps, it is best I have a look at that paper.
It was beautiful. An inspiration to witness. An explosion like no other.
It appears that not all the guards were in their quarters. Or, perhaps, we are making contact with different troops.
An eighteenth century hand mortar. An ingenious weapon for its time. French, I believe.
I believe we have concluded our duty as animal control officers.
This is ironic! The imbecile has blown himself to pieces.
Unfortunately, everything on his person is also in many pieces.
Without wirecutters, I am left with little choice but to beat this barrier until it succumbs to my superior strength. I shall attempt to do so quietly, but it does not appear possible.
It is a most impressive door. It will not be opened easily.
It is time to go down... to the basement. I believe we have found the secret.
My God... What is that irritating noise?
That is the signal. We have access to the fan.
It is as I suspected - the coordinates for launching the missiles. Like the imbeciles they are, they have marked the origin.. .
I shall turn their stupidity against them. I should be able to arrange this easily at the controls, then I shall make my escape quickly by way of the elevator.
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Inconvenience.
The targets are here.
Ham-dog! I'm knee deep in it.
The targets are here.
This is gonna be more fun than I thought!
Jackpot! The spawning grounds. Gonna nip this right in the butt right now!
Catchin' noise.
This sucks eggs.
Step firmly! Got a bad feeling!
Step firmly! Got a bad feeling!
Ham-dog! I'm knee deep in it.
There!
What's that?
I'm dry! Need some ammo now.
Not good. Spraying blood like a keg.
Knowing Bull, he went hard.
Biff is dead? He was like a pet to me.
Gus was a good man.
Makes no sense...
Gun's jamming!
This ain't over.
Couple of drinks and I won't even remember it.
Losers.
Ain't doable. No visuals.
Got a low grade wound here.
Time to get into my bag. I'm beat...
Sucking... on a... lung.
Another one for the chaplain.
Reminds me of soup... I like soup.
Don't know what that Trevor's going on about. Couldn't give a kangaroos arse either. Just ditch him.
That Meltdown has gotta be the ugliest looking thing I ever saw. Got an urge to shoot it, myself.
He deserved to die slower, but what ya gonna do.
I'm finished up.
Hope you weren't counting on it.
Very nice! Looks like there's something to that big bang theory, after all. Well... That's what we came to do!
Very nice! Looks like there's something to that big bang theory, after all. Well... That's what we came to do!
Somebody's child...
This sucks eggs.
Posers. Poor imitations of fighting men that's what most of 'em are.
Stay alert! Bird droppings coming our way.
Most of my stuff should be ditched in a lake.
I like it when them snobs walk around with their noses way up in the air, gives me something to aim for.
Comes with performance.
Got a stupid tag hanging from it.
Step away. Ain't nothing to see here.
He keeps blabbing away in sort of kangaroo speak. Don't know, but I'm getting away from Colby. He's giving me a tumor.
I see that thing's face again, I swear I'm gonna die. I'm puttin' some mileage between me and Meltdown. I just can't bring up any more acid.
Bull knows the ropes.
That boy makes me piss myself.
There's a man with a couple of wars under his belt.
Eyeballs are tearing. That's never happened before.
Not proud to say this, but trying is useless.
That was entertaining.
We're gonna see action here.
They're not all bagged yet. Keep that in mind.
Makes me warm inside.
Somebody's child...
Now we're both happy.
It's looks just like they were never here.
Ham-dog! What the Hell happened?
Reminds me of the lady who ran the corner store back in my old neighborhood.
Got four-legged trouble.
I get mixed feelings when these things come to an end. Get some down time, but I can't really relax unless I got a finger tugging at a trigger. Hopefully, we'll get to do it again.
Someone musta yelled fire. They made for the exits.
Count me in, too.
Fraggin' piece of ham-dog this thing!
It ain't clean. Should be careful.
Don't look right around here.
I'm standing by. Want to change that?
Computer's back in business. Can't wait to fire up a couple of my... favorite sites.
Ham-dog! What the Hell happened?
Yeah... And you'll be lucky if I let you live.
We showed up like the fourth of July. We should be making tracks.
We ain't going anywhere up here. Gotta figure a way to open that freakin' door downstairs.
Yeah... right! There's only one way out and we're going together.
Had I known we were landing in the Arctic, I would have worn my long underwear. Ham-dog! I'm freezing!
Jackpot! The spawning grounds. Gonna nip this right in the butt right now!
Grew up in a town pretty much like this...
Well, there's a good sign, my pants are filling out again. Amazing what a little bit of sun'll do.
Looks like we didn't all make it! Oh, well...
We made a lot of noise, but that's the way I like it. Gives 'em time to think about what's coming.
Looks like we didn't lose anyone to the blades.
Reminds me of the lady who ran the corner store back in my old neighborhood.
Got a loud bark for a little dog.
This is gonna be more fun than I thought!
Kid seems up-front. I trust him.
I never made it to Arulco, Manuel, but I'll do my best to see ya get back there.
Keep in check there, Colonel. Sometimes the less said the better.
Something tells me I'm gonna enjoy having you around, Kulba.
Just remember this ain't the movies, Cowboy!
Ham-dog! A new weapon to check out.
Ya know, if that buzzsaw starts up when we're in there, we're history.
He deserved to die slower, but what ya gonna do.
Gimme that paper!
Very nice! Looks like there's something to that big bang theory, after all. Well... That's what we came to do!
Looks like we didn't nip them in the butt after all. Whole country must know we're here!
Hummm. An eighteen century hand mortar with ammo. Haven't since one of those in over a month.
That's the last of 'em. What makes me think the hag's gonna be selling rugs in a month from now?
Thought I'd seen everything. Guess explosives weren't his speciality.
Only downside is raging Raul destroyed everything he was carrying, too.
Wirecutters would have been nice. Now, we gotta give this thing a good boot and let everyone know we're coming.
Look at the door. Ya gotta know someone doesn't want us in there.
I heard a loud noise coming from downstairs.
What's the deal with that alarm. Did we trigger something?
That's our cue. Fan is shutdown.
It's a list of launch coordinates for the missiles. Gives me an idea... I say, I fire off one of these suckers myself. Never had the pleasure before.
Shot it straight up and bring her straight back down. I'll program the coordinates for this place into control panel and scoot out by the elevator. Sounds like a plan to me.
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Rustlers!
I eagle-eye vermin, partner.
It be stampede, partner.
Coyote!
Ohhhhh! Very nice... Never see one of these entire life.
I do not like the look of ground. I do not like it one bit.
Hear rustling, partner. Could be rustlers.
That one a big stinker, partner.
Cock your six shooters. This Wild East situation.
Cock your six shooters. This Wild East situation.
It be stampede, partner.
Oh! Something of interest.
That belong to me now.
More lead!
I bleed like roadkill, partner.
Ahhhhh, Foxy! What happened?
Just when I happy to see Larry still alive after all these years, he go and die.
Is most confusing, partner.
Six shooter not working properly!
They will feel my horns.
One star! Great cast. Weak script. Very poor direction.
Ha! Could not hit side of a cow barn.
This no movie, partner. I cannot make shot.
I winged, partner
Plum tuckered, partner. Oh, need shut-eye.
I getting hogtied.
Dead desperado.
Take that John Wayne!
Great special effects!
I no like small places, partner. I need wide-open range.
I take care of chore.
Uh, not in contract.
Oh... Too bad I forget camera. Make excellent footage for Asia's Funniest Home Video. Now... Where did I leave that camera?
Great special effects!
That one a big stinker, partner.
This not fun like I remember.
I have big problem with posse, partner.
Galloping Clydesdale! They make attack from air!
Movie props in better condition than my stuff.
What woman doing with gun? Maybe cleaning it?
Ha! I still got it.
You no thinkin' straight, partner.
That was very, very funny, partner.
You still got it, Foxy! And you look marvelous.
Larry number one!
Feel like campfire in my eye. Hate darkness! Must see soon!
It like milking Bull. Utterly useless. Oh... I write that down in notebook.
Oh... I talk a lot with Madame Fung. Give me six string guitar, six shooter and six pack, and she be mine in less than six minutes.
There be rustlers in these parts, partner.
Be careful! They play hide and seek with us.
Take that John Wayne!
Coyote!
Most unexpected, partner.
We run Dodge city now!
In the wide-open days, partner, we'd take this rustler out back and tie to bull. Then, castrate bull. Or do way of old friend Reuban; tie bull to rustler, then castrate rustler.
This town make great location for next film project; Cow on Hot Tin Roof.
Coyote!
It was good to be back in saddle again. I be ready to hit range with you anytime, partner. I send you free movie passes for whole family entertainment.
They headed for hills, partner.
Same here, partner.
What wrong with this thing?
It big Kabooie waiting to happen, partner.
I do not like the look of ground. I do not like it one bit.
I here, partner.
Computer should be working now, partner. Remember, if anyone is looking for me, I not here. No time for fan E-mail.
Must find way to open door and go underground like prairie dog.
You not leaving me here, partner. I am CLOSET-phobic.
This town make great location for next film project; Cow on Hot Tin Roof.
Posse get caught in fan. We ride on, partner, with small posse.
Sound like earthquake. I think everyone out of bunks now, partner.
Posse make it through terrifying turbine of trouble without loss of life.
Oh, she very nice woman when you get her out of store.
In the wide-open days, partner, we'd take this rustler out back and tie to bull. Then, castrate bull. Or do way of old friend Reuban; tie bull to rustler, then castrate rustler.
You go to grave, barn-dog!
He seem like honest Abe.
You travel world, colonel. Maybe you see me in motion picture, Saving Partner Ryan. I play part of Deputy Ryan. It filmed entirely on location in Wyoming. Maybe not... Welcome to posse.
Nobody worries... I top shape! Work out everyday. Only hearing not good. Too much noise from six shooters.
Ohhhhh! Very nice... Never see one of these entire life.
Whoaaaaaaa, partner! This fan, job for stuntman double!
Commander Morris step out. He not expected to return.
Let me see poster, partner.
What a climatic closing. Ha ha! Big explosion! Much dust. They use cannons no more! We put end to that!
It classic weapon. Make excellent movie prop.
Oh... Too bad I forget camera. Make excellent footage for Asia's Funniest Home Video. Now... Where did I leave that camera?
Most unfortunate. Idiot rustler blow up everything. Nothing to pick up, but pieces!
Most unfortunate... Without wirecutters, we must break it off. It make noise, partner. Alert rustlers to our whereabouts.
Never see door so strong. It door like Fort Knox, partner.
I hear something, partner. Sound like buffalo stampede or big door moving. We should check it out.
What make terrible noise?
Fan is shutdown for maintenance. It time to ride into danger!
It explain positioning for firecrackers. Control panel offers great opportunity. I think I can send cracker on destination of choosing. This be ultimate twist to ironic plot - using threat to destroy threat.
But must determine trail for escape. Shall ride into elevator, and gallop to safety.
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Insolents.
Very well, then... Time to dispense with formalities.
Experiencing a tad of trouble.
Very well, then... Time to dispense with formalities.
Right, then... Very few problems a well-placed charge can't solve. We'll just have to get clear and cover our ears.
Have you ever been up the Nile? Right, then...didn't think so, then. Led a number of expeditions, myself. Nasty river that. Saw a man feed his peter to a school of piranhas once. Unintentionally, of course.
I heard it clear as day. Someone or something's about!
It appears they sought sanctuary elsewhere. Most likely caught a whiff of the tea, I believe...
Many years of jungle experience... I have, then... So I know when to anticipate a bad situation... when I anticipate a bad situation.
Many years of jungle experience... I have, then... So I know when to anticipate a bad situation... when I anticipate a bad situation.
Experiencing a tad of trouble.
There's something.
What's that, then?
An unloaded gun.. right, then. Ammo!
For king and country... Bloody hurts though, then... I take this... ohhh... painful journey... towards courage and... gin would help... honor.
Right, then...
Appears to be a problem here...
Rather determined lot, I'd say.
Right, then... Won't happen again.
Right, then... Heart has recommenced pumping.
Not possible. Though it would not have been a problem in my younger years.
It appears the enemy has gotten lucky. I will require medical attention.
I will need to retire to slumber shortly.
Orgh! Cramps! Not enough bran I'm afraid.
Not much of a loss, really.
Not much of a loss, really.
Right, then... long career, but you never see enough of that, now do you?
I don't imagine, I'll ever get used to the humidity here. Much less tolerable than the jungle, I dare say.
Well, then... Once again I have completed my orders fully to the satisfaction of all concerned.
Won't be doing that, then, now will I?
Could have had a little more umppph, I dare say! Rather disappointed, but we can't be expecting perfection every time, now can we?
Quite a bang, I'd say. Rather exhilarating. Push the proper right out of anyone. Why I'd bet they enjoyed it for miles around. A proud moment, then.
Regrettably, there are all types in this man's army.
I am beginning to question whether changing allegiance was the proper course of action.
A rather sorry lot indeed.
Take cover... I fear they're making a move from the safety of the air.
I'd mostly likely be better off wearing just me knickers and carrying a letter opener rather than toting this junk here and about.
All right, then... A rather fine day for war it is.
As man of strong moral fiber, I do believe the woman of this outfit are due their due respect.
Right, then... due recognition.
Gin upped again are we?
I can only hope that it serves a lesson for the need for sobriety in thought.
Bloomin' tulips! My cataracts are on fire.
It is futile. Futile, I dare say.
Well, right then... Another party heard from.
Extreme caution. There are undesirables milling about.
I don't believe they have all been put to rest, so act accordingly.
A rather precious find, I dare say.
Right, then... due recognition.
Really? I presume you have thought the matter out, then. Well... good riddance to you!
Well, then... That was the last of them then, wasn't it?
Appears to be a problem here...
She's quite the stickler for the do and the don'ts, I'd say. An admirable quality in a woman.
An Egyptian river cat!
Well, right, then... The matter is settled. It was a blast! A most invigorating experience, it was at that...
It appears they sought sanctuary elsewhere. Most likely caught a whiff of the tea, I believe...
Right, then... Check me off as well...
Not standard issue, is it, then?
Step back, now, then... I believe this booby trap is disarmable.
The ground is most suspicious. Extreme caution required.
All right, then... Awaiting further instructions, while enjoying the respite.
Right, then... That thingabooby appears to have given us the ability to communicate with the outside world. A rather good thing, I suppose.
I believe finding a method to open the door below remains our best option. Right, then, well... At least that would be my current understanding of the situation.
There appears to be but one exit. I believe we're stuck with each other, then...
I'm afraid we may have sacrificed part of the team to the blades. Rather shoddy way to go, I'm afraid. Doubt even their equipment would be of value now.
Quite a bang, I'd say. Rather exhilarating. Push the proper right out of anyone. Why I'd bet they enjoyed it for miles around. A proud moment, then.
Right, everyone's present, then. Time to move on.
She's quite the stickler for the do and the don'ts, I'd say. An admirable quality in a woman.
I've seen this man before. Believe it was in Panama, when I was there enlarging the canal. A rush job, it was. Had the world's largest freighter anchored offshore waitin' on me to finish.
Rather hard to believe that you once signed my checks. Well, very well, then, since that's no longer the case...
Shame we can't spare the time. Would loved to have chatted with the lad about my excursion to Frobisher Bay. He might have know my guide Johnny Outboardmotor. Man could harpoon a Beluga like no other. Very well...then.
It's a shame I didn't know anything about this Arulco affair before, you'd probably have been home for weeks, Manuel. Maybe even have had another boy by now. I was sitting around inactive for months. Shame really.
Right, then... I expect my experience will prove to be handy, then. I cannot even begin to list my contributions to warfare, however I am quite sure all of them will be evident shortly.
Cleveland? Gateway to the Great Lakes, I believe. Haven't had the pleasure, John. Hasn't really been much of need for my services in that part of the mid-west. Shame really. Are you sure your up to the task?
Ah, the Pacific... fine memories, Tex. Can't say I recall any cowboys, or horses, however. Course, I was only fifteen, then, at the time. Mostly jungle, if I recall. Dense jungle, and Japs behind every blade of grass.
Right, then... well you are free to vote on the matter, however I could rig us up something rather nice. No need for daredevil tactics; a loud noise, a puff of smoke, and we'd be able to drive a truck through there in no time.
He won't be giving anyone else the task of menial guard duty, now will he? Right, then...
No offence intended, but I should probably take a look a that note.
Could have had a little more umppph, I dare say! Rather disappointed, but we can't be expecting perfection every time, now can we?
Right, then, what have we here? A fourteen century, Native American buffalo gun, I believe. Even appears to be in an operational state.
That was the last of those blasted Egyptian River cats. A rather aggressive lot they were.
Inexperienced, incompetent, jackass! Let this be a lesson to all of you, explosives are a dangerous thing in the hands of the untrained.
Indeed. The fool managed to blow up everything he was carrying as well.
Right, then... Very few problems a well-placed charge can't solve. We'll just have to get clear and cover our ears.
A rather remarkable door, I dare say. Reinforced to the extent that explosives may not even do the trick.
I am absolutely certain I heard something open.
That is the nuisance alarm I was referring to. Rather grating, really.
Right then... Seen this before, I have... Part of the missiles' delivery system. There was a threat to Arulco indeed. Well... right then, the escape will be made by way of the lift over there.
I shall reset the destination on the control panel to be the same as the point of departure. Much like I attempted during my mission into Pakistan in the late sixties. Only this time I shall get it right.
There is a power plant here with the most annoying alarm. I had to bloody well listen to it every day all the way over at the mine. Makes this most irritating noise every time they shutdown the fan.
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Enemies in sector!
Let it begin!
I have big trouble!
One of these ... animals!
Did not know, that these ...animals...are so big!
Our animal friends been here.
I heard something.
It stinks of these crabs here - this is not my kind of war.
It is too quiet here.
There is something wrong here...
Go, leave, die!
Here is something!
Looks interesting.
No ammo!
Must have doctor...
Dr. Laura! Your death saddens me. You were wonderful lady.
Where...how..am lost!?
Jam!
They really want me bad.
Ah! Was hard hitting there.
Was very close.
Only with Russian telekinesis.
I...am losing blood.
It is not professional with no sleep.
Must have air.
One must go.
Agh, horrible.
This Ivan make Russia look bad.
This Conrad is ...nerve killer.
Da...Mike...
I see this before.
I am ready.
Am professional...this order not good.
Daaa, that is better.
Yes, Victor!
Biiig Amateur.
This mission...is a big mistake.
All no good.
Air attack!
Equipment?...shit.
Are beginners, not pro. Must still learn...
Da, I get better.
You not serious?
Was mistake.
You have called Ivan? I...niet, that was not good.
Dr. Laura is strong woman. Strong...pretty too.
I will wait a while.
That is... Mike!
Eyes, my eyes!
Niet.
Good people here.
Enemies are here... somewhere.
We are not finished mission.
Interesting
That is precision gun.
Is that the boy we seek?
Mission is hard here. But..we come here, we win here.
Sector is like Siberian snow...clean.
Something not here...aah Mafia.
She is no good woman.
A big cat.
We were a good team. It is right to fight here. I like this mission.
I think we are alone now.
Must rest.
I am ready again.
Very true...me also.
Work material must be good, dat? This is shit!
This looks..ehh.. suspicious...can explode.
Stop! There is something...done there on ground.
I will not drown...
Wait for orders.
I know more commanders...now I look for a good one....not you. I...choose my boss...you understand, da?
Too much dead men with you...not needed, this...so much dead.
Today is Russian holiday...niet...sorry.
I must polish my medal. You ask soon next time.
Here Victor Kolesnikov. Speak with machine. I call you.
My contract is...finish. Good luck for mission.
I hear you hire Ivan...Me and him? Niet. You find somebody else...
I will not work with Conrad.
Contract is finished soon...you want Victor longer?
Good...Very good.
Da, accept. I will come.
Operation is not good - but if Dr. Laura with team...Victor with team, too.
I can choose my commandant. My last mission for you ...it is enough.
I say...again
I fight for money...you have not enough.
Your problem.
You let people be killed - not needed - I, Victor, will leave now.
The correct answer to question is niet. Because if yes, I will soon eat Ivan's balls for breakfast.
Niet, no extension. I wish you luck with Conrad. I only work with commandant who know a good team.
OK, I will tell you why I stay... it is only because you have Dr.Laura.
I say again...
No money, no contract.
Victor Kolesnikov here.
I live to be merc.
For what we are waiting, hah?
For how long?
You telephone with me - when you have shit again all together.
Ivan and Victor in one team - is not good...like shit and glory.
Our contract is soon finish...
More money for better merc...that is the...eh, rule.
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Enemies in the vicinity!
OK, let's go!
Scheisse!
Too much biology here for my taste.
I must be in the wrong time at the wrong place here...can you all see that thing too?
I hope this is not a preview of our future?
Ssh, I heard something.
It stinks here like in my father's animal food factory! Wonder if we could put them in tins as pet food?
It is much too quiet here...something is wrong...
I am never avoiding a fight, it is my second nature... but this here, it is like a big game safari...one of these damn things could pop up to me around the next corner!
From where the hell are all these animals coming?
Ah, something useful..
What is that there?
I have to reload....but with what?
I am.... hit hard..but I am also liking life ...would be nice if somebody is coming to help me...
Lennart! Schei?e... Us Estonians have to stick together. Aah! It will not be the same without you...
That is indeed a shame. I mean, she was an American, but..somehow a little more Italian, if you know what I mean...
Scheisse...is it time for...oh..eh?
My gun is jamming!
They want me...very much.
That was very rough.
Hah,just missed...you will not get me so easy like that!
Even a sniper could not hit anything here...oh, am I a sniper now too?
Hey, that is my blood...MY God...is that MY blood I am seeing here?
When it is time to sleep, you should sleep...there is a time for fighting and a time for dreaming.
Just breathe, Janno.
One more gone.
Like I am saying ...big game safari.
That Sidney...he will soon have a unmoving upper lip...do you wish to bet on this?
If I must listen to this Reaper much longer, I will be a bad mental case. He really is getting me down...
I got Mike...ja, good feeling.
Maybe I should have followed in the footsteps of my father... Canning animal food is a nice, quiet job.
Good to have a big blaster like this.
Ja, all done!
No, that will not do.
Ach, she probably could not cook either.
- So...that was it - the monster mama.
You know the kind that are not appreciating a good meal? Annoying , very annoying.
Somehow this is all just so...scheisse.
I do not like any of this. The country, the people, ...and mainly the dummies all around me...
Air attack!
Scrap...it is all scrap!
The people need much more training and they must be willing to LEARN.
I could pick an English face out of a thousand different ones.
Slowly but surely, I am getting better.
That plan - it is somehow ..not good.
Hmm. That was to be expected.
So now I have to listen to this Schweinehund Sidney the whole time? If I had known that, I would not have been here.
Jaaa, Lennart! I just knew I would like to work together with you.
I like her. American women are usually...well...But with Grace?.. You can know right away her Italian blood - and they know their food too.
What do you say we wait a while - just to see how things go...
Nein...Mike?
My eyes are on fire...dark...nein..NEIN..I can't see..!
Nobody in the world could do this.
Friendly people here.
This sector is occupied...by the enemy...time to change that.
Attention! I think we have not got them all.
What is that?
My weapon always speaks the last word!
Hey, looks like Joey...the one we are looking for!
I am pleased to be here, Miguel.
I think we have killed them all.
Is something not missing?
She deserved that.
A big cat..I don't believe it.
We can say it now...it was really like a...'mission impossible'. But...we did it!
All gone? Hmm, they have retreated, I think...
I must sleep...eating and sleeping must not be neglected.
Ready for duty.
Me too.
I could do it ok if this thing would work...but it's kaputt.
Looks like explosive to me.
Attention...it could be a trap down there.
I'm...going down..!
I am here now - I await your orders.
Your reputation is not the best...people talk about it.
I am a merc because I choose it...but this does not mean that I love death...
I must complete my tax forms...I have no time.
I have a date...sorry. You see, I did not know until now...I mean, that you wished to extend my contract...next time, tell me much sooner...
Here Janno Allik. If you are having important news for me, please speak now
Ok, we are all done here...much luck for the future.
Better you look for a different merc. One who likes to work with SCHEISS Englander!
I need a change...when I hear Reaper, I get cold and hot. The world gets dark around my head...
I should like to work more for you...if you wish this too?
Gut. You should be happy with my results too.
Very good...I shall join you.
Together with Lennart? I will go through scheisse, I will even eat it too... you understand?
Something is telling me no, but when you have Grace Girelli...I am with you.
After the last mission? I would not walk with you even to a snack bar!
I said...
Money is everything. A stupid saying, but in your case, it is fitting. You have not enough money.
You are having a problem, hmm? I will leave now.
You have perhaps made a bet how many mercs you lose on a mission? Nein, nein...not with me.
When I am looking long enough at Sidney, I feel my own upper lip going stiff.
If I have to work longer with Reaper, I shall myself become a member of the Dark Forces of Evil...nein, thank you.
My friend Lennart and I are an unbeatable team...that is why I shall ignore my feelings and I shall say Yes.
With Grace Girelli? I would wander through Arulco with pleasure... otherwise, I do not believe so.
I said...
You have not enough money. You have perhaps not been noticing this?
Hello...
I would now like a steak with big potatoes and gravy, hah!
I should have taken my camera with me...for some nice photos, you understand?
For how long do you want me to be working for you?
I am cooking and my onions are burning black - when you have a good plan please call me back - only then will I stop cooking.
I do not want to work with Sidney...I am having an allergy against his kind ..nein.
I just want to tell you that my contract is ending soon.
I am better now - I think more money would be fair for me, hmmm?
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I can feel you're here...
My trigger finger's itchy...
Hey! Easy now...not all at the same time!
Come here...I have a soft spot for rare animals.
Did you see that? Wow, what an animal.
Well, at least they're thorough...like Jurassic Park here, eh?
What was that?
That smell's unbelievable. These animals stink like a sewer in flood.
Hear anything? Me neither. Suspicious...I don't like it.
I think they're here. Come on out, you slimeballs, I'm waitin' for you.
Dammit, there's too many of 'em!
Somethin' lyin' there.
There's somethin' here.
Hah, out of ammo! Who needs it anyway?
Dammit, I'm hit.
Janno! No! We Estonians have to stick together. You can't just die on me. Hey, I'll buy you your favorite food...
You weren't bad for a Russian, Victor.
Time for some keep fit exercises.
I just love this thing when it jams!
I've killed better guys than you.
That was tough...but I'm tougher.
Wow! I felt the draught of that bullet.
Shoot to hit a target? Are you serious?
I'm losing blood.
Got to get some shuteye before I fall asleep on my feet.
Breathe!!
Whack...haa!
One more for my collection.
Chinese make me clazy.
A real arrogant bigmouth, that Lynx.
Well, Mike, Lenni was faster, haa.
Yeh, life's a bitch...
Night missions...not one of my strong points.
Ready.
That's an order I can't accept.
I once had a girl like her.
I knew I'd be the one to get you.
There are scumbags...and scumbags.
If I hadn't listened to you Janno, I'd be somewhere nice havin' fun right now.
I'd even trust a survival camp platoon more than this damn outfit.
Air attack!
Shitty equipment really gets on my nerves.
These people have a lot to learn. They have to put more into it.
I once saw a video of Arulco. But this is different. Interesting place.
Improving all the time!
That would be counter-productive.
I saw that comin'.
You want me to cooperate with Mr. Oriental Wisdom Q himself?
Yeh, Janno. They call him "Brain", did you know that?
Victor, that was impressive. You know I'm no Russian lover, but you're OK.
I suppose you've noticed that I have Kamikaze blood in me, hm? But the way things look right now, I think I'll wait a little before I extend my contract.
No...! That's Mike!
I can't see!
No, can't do it.
Nice place, nice climate - no wonder folks in Siberia act different.
This is an enemy sector. Want to bug him a little?
This party isn't over yet.
What is that?
Nice weapon.
Is that not...Joey?
Ahem...we're honored - these Latin American freedom fighters are always so dramatic.
This sector's clean.
Who arranged this deal? I want his balls for breakfast - there's stuff missing here!
She reminded me of an old girlfriend - what was her name again...
A Bloodcat!
That was a lot of fun - and we won! It was well planned and carried out even better.
Where have they all gone? Party poopers.
I have to take a break now....
I'm back!
Me too!
This thing doesn't work.
Well, doesn't this look like a nice trap? Do I hear something ticking?
Easy...there's something on the ground there.
Dammit, I'm drowning!
I'm on site and ready.
It's no fun when someone is as incompetent like you...the answer's no.
You might be generous, but only with the lives of your own people. I don't like that at all.
My girl is ...sick. I have to take care of her.
I don't like being left hanging until the last minute. Ask me sooner next time.
This is Lennart Vilde. If you something interesting to offer, please speak after the beep tone.
Looks like we're finished here. Time to go.
Listen to Dr. Q spiritualizing the whole day long? Sorry.
There's a small problem here. If this Lynx says more than 2 words, he's dead. That's not so good for your team spirit.
Wouldn't mind extending for you...anything doing?
OK, deal.
OK, I'm hurrying.
OK, if Janno is on the team, no problem. He at least knows what he's doing...
Victor is a professional, if he's signed up, that's OK by me.
No thanks. Try somebody else. Our last mission was enough for me.
I'll say it again...
Have you had a look at your money recently?
I don't think you know what you really want.
I don't like how you treat the lives and the health of your people. You have no style.
I see Chinese dangel! Solly, I leally cannot extend my contlact.
That Lynx kills the whole mission for me. Sorry, but I think I'll look for another contract.
Hey, if Janno is on board, I am too. We make a good team.
I suppose I should know better...but if Victor stays maybe we have a chance.
I'm telling you...
Thanks for asking, but you don't expect me to work for nothing, do you?
Lennart here, hello...
A night mission...now that would be nice for my shooting skills.
What are we waiting for?
For a month, a year...what are we talking about here?
Think first - then call.
The China wonder boy and me leally don't make velly good team.
Just to remind you, my contract is soon up.
My performance has improved, so my pay has to match that. You know I'm worth it...
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Our friends are here again...
Time to work...
Holy Shit...
Can you see what I see? Maggot alarm!
Holy Shit! I have an insect allergy - is that a maggot?
Well, it wasn't wolves - could be maggots...
Sshh, hear that?
I believe these insects cripple their enemies with their smell.
It's too quiet for my liking...
I think the maggots are near.
C'MON...I'm your natural enemy - you don't believe it, eh?
Something there!
What's that there?
Out of ammo! Reload!
Won't last long without a medic...
Verdammt Rudolf...I never thought they would get YOU.
Fidel, you're not dead! C'mon, stop acting! Neiiin! He IS dead!
What did I just want?
Damn gun's jammed!
Heavy shit here...
That was hard to take...
A near miss there...!
No line of fire!
I must stop this bleeding - fast.
I really need some sleep.
I need to breathe...
It's all over for you...
Ha! At last...
I can take punishment - what I CAN'T take is that verdammt New-Age Thor. He better put his dick in his mouth...schnell.
We have AT LEAST TWO lunatics here...there's Numb of course...- and the guy who hired him!
Auf Wiedersehen, Mikey boy.
Ouh! Red white and gray - and you're NOT ok! Heh-heh-heh
Ready.
I will not do that.
She wasn't my type anyway.
Jaaa! That finishes the monster maggot!
I think it's time for a change - an idiot-free occupation this time...
Arulco, hah...how interesting...
This here is the company my Mom always warned me about....
Air raid!
They seem to think we don't need good equipment. I don't like that...
This team has a lot to learn...but they don't put their minds to it...
Not bad....I'm getting even better!
We could send Deidranna a fax with our attack plan. That would be just as effective.
Perhaps sarcasm is lost on some people...YES...the fax!
If I'd known I'd have to listen to that windbag Thor, I would NOT have been here!
Yees, Rudolf, you are the MAAAAN!
That Fidel is priceless! Did you SEE THAT?
To extend now? Too early, I think.
Holy Shit! Mike?
What the hell...my eyes...burning...I'm blind!!
Cannot be done!
Quite pleasant, these people.
Enemy presence...be alert.
The enemy is still here - you must be careful.
What's this?
Good workmanship...
Hey, that looks like Joey! After him!
We have come to bring order to Arulco. You can depend on us to help you.
Enemy eliminated - now we can look around in peace...
Someone has been playing with our shipment. Corrupt bastards!
She was definitely NOT better class...
A big cat...
This was a good and important mission, perfectly organised and commanded. I enjoyed it. I would like to work with this team again.
Not all of the enemy are dead, but there are no more here. I believe they have retreated.
I'm losing my concentration...time to rest.
Now I'm ready.
And another here!
This THING isn't working.
Looks like a booby trap.
Something suspicious on the ground there.
Verdammt..I'm going down...
Have arrived - await instructions.
I expect outstanding qualities from a commander. From what I hear, you are lacking in that department.
You lose too many good men - not interested
Sorry, I'm writing a poem for my girl...and you can't interrupt genius at work.
Oh, what a shame. If I had known that....mmmm. Remember I am a mercenary - so ask earlier next time, ja?
Here is Henning von Branitz. I am not available at present. Please leave a message after the tone.
Looks like we're finished here. I wish you luck.
Thor is with you too? Then I must decline. You will find out why. I wish you good luck....you'll need it...
Nein! ... One mission with Numb is enough. Some people cannot learn, but he...he is a crazy shithead. No! NO chance! .
I would suggest a contract extension, what do you think?
Agreed!
I'm on my way.
You managed to get Rudolf? It will be a pleasure to work with him...even in spite of certain doubts I have...
Perhaps I'm making a mistake, but I won't miss out on the chance of a mission with Fidel
I never thought you would ever ask me to work for you again...I live and learn!
I said...
The word merc means mercenary - and THAT means money. I don't work for charities...
This is bad for the reputation...
So, you are as rich as Croesus...one guy dies, you buy another, fine. But for me your death rate is too high - much too high...
I have a bad feeling about that Thor...like repairing his face by force.. A contract extension? No chance.
You want to know in a word why I'm not renewing.......NUMB!
Rudolf and me are a good team. I can't say that about many I know... In other words, I'm in.
When I was an instructor on Cuba, I knew a guy like Fidel. Good times...so because of Fidel I'll sign up...but for the record - it's not because I find your mission so attractive.
I said...
Your bank account is shitty - impossible.
Hello!
I don't have all the time in the world...
How long should the contract be?
Call again - but only when you know what you want.
I'm telling you now - I HATE working with Thor.
Just reminding you - my contract will soon be up.
I have improved yet again. And experience pays, they say...but in cash, I hope.
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There they are!
Are you ready?
There are too many!
One of these insects.
Tell me this is a nightmare. What does it mean if you dream of big insects?
These insects had a picnic here.
I hear something.
It stinks of these insects here.
Too much silence.
Can you feel the insects here too?
There are too many!
What is it?
Something there...!
No bullets..should I do the hand-to-hand?
I am wounded.
Merde, Barry. I am sorry..you were ok.
What, where?
My gun is out of order!
Merde!
Ummpf. I am stronger!
Mon Dieu!
This does not work.
I need help.
I will take a nap.
Ohh, air...
...see me and die...
I killed the monster.
I don't want any more of this Malice...
French tart.
Adieu Mike.
Ohlala!
You know, I am just too strong...
I am ready.
Ah non. I do not...accept this.
I had no choice...
Bye bye...
There are assholes everywhere.
Merde...
So many fools?
Air attack!
Our equipment, 'terrible'.
They have much to learn.
Zut alors...
I am better, non?
The idea is 'terrible'...
The idea was 'vraiment miserable', ehh...really bad.
I would not even ride in a bus with Malice.
Barry, that was 'formidable'!
We'll speak later.
Mike?
I'm blind!
This is impossible...
Very friendly.
Enemies in sector.
'Attention!'We are not alone.
What is that?
Like Rambo, 'n'est-ce pas'?
There...the boy...
Don't worry, we will help you...hemmm...I cannot speak so well.
They're all killed.
Something missing.
Adieu...
A Bloodcat!
I would say... victory!
Where are they? Have they all gone?
I need sleep...
I'm back.
I agree.
It does not work.
Merde, maybe it explodes?
Down there...'Attention!'
I'm drowning...
OK, I am here...
I say non, you have a bad reputation.
I say non, you loose too many men.
Merci, but no. Maybe another time.
You 'ave waited too long - I say non.
C'est Luc Fabre, please speak after peep.
I will leave now - Bonne Chance...eh...Good Luck!
Not with Malice in one team.
Avec this Florence? I regret, non...
My contract... we make an extension?
D'accord. I agree.
D'accord, I will join you.
Avec Barry together - ok... but only avec Barry.
Mon Dieu! How can you even ask? I say NON!.
I said...
And what about money?
I am leaving.
You...sacrifice your men too ...vite. Alors...I go.
Avec Malice? I say non.
I don't want to work with Flo, that's why I say non.
D'accord. I'll do it because of Barry.
I said...
You ask me...and have no money?
Hallo!
I'm the weapon of mass destruction...
Alors, what are we waiting for?
For how long?
Are you ready?
Working with Malice sucks, he's a fool.
My contract is soon....finished.
I'm more expensive now because I'm better.
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We have enemy contact.
The operation can begin!
I need some help here.
Interesting creatures!
Pity my father isn't here. This species would interest him indeed.
Carnivores, maybe even omnivores? I could not say.
I heard something.
Could this be pheromone? This stuff is not meant for humans to smell.
It is much too peaceful here.
My interest in this new species is somewhat limited! I do not wish to study their hunting behavior from close-up.
Oh, they hunt in packs...aah!
A closer look at that...
What is that?
Out of ammo!
I need a pressure bandage - and morphium - fast!
Rudolf... it had to happen. It was either you or me... It is out of our hands. But really, could you EVER have imagined us two in a fireplace rocking chair?
Pity about you, Victor. You were a man of principle. That impressed me.
Where were we?
This weapon is jamming.
Too much lead in the air!
That was bad...
That was very close.
Wishful thinking.
I'm losing too much blood. I have to stop this bleeding!
Human bodies need a pause - it is time for mine.
It's like a rarified atmosphere - breathe...breathe!
He definitely earned that.
Maybe I should take a bio-sample?
That Buzz really gets to me.
Fox is exactly the right name for that little tramp.
It's over, Mike.
No doctor can help here.
I await new orders.
Regretfully, I have to say no.
Operation concluded - patient dead.
It's a shame really. And I have no formaldehyde... Do we have any dry ice here?
It would be better for some team members to get out of my way....fast.
My motivation is at zero level. This mission has lost its meaning for me.
Some people don't belong here - or, I could be in the wrong place at the wrong time - but mostly in the wrong company.
Air strike!
As a doctor I like to have good tools when I'm stitching someone up - as a merc, when I am killing someone, I do not need Scheisse like this!
It's nice when one can master something - and I am getting better all the time...
Doubtful...very doubtful.
Well, just as I said...
That Buzz has a bad effect on my circulation.
There is no one better than Rudolf!
Yes! Excellent, Victor! Why do they all call you Monk?
Too soon for me...let us wait to see how it will be.
Mike?
Ahh, my retina, my EYES...I can see nothing!
Surgical and military operations have one thing in common - some simply cannot be done...
One must admire the people here for their endurance. I can well imagine what they have been through.
Enemy in vicinity!
We are not done here yet - there are still enemies around.
What is that?
An excellent weapon!
That must be Joey - after him!
My apologies for my countrywoman. It is a special pleasure for me to help this country and its people. I have known the horrors of a dictatorship too.
This sector is now green - and surgically clean.
There are items missing. Someone has helped himself to our supplies.
It is through people like her that evil governments can exist and flourish.
Arulco really has very interesting fauna...
It is a good feeling, this fighting for a better world. I liken it to the feeling I get after a clean, successful operation. You first remove a cancerous growth - then the patient has rehabilitation...mmm-mmh
It would seem that the enemy has retreated.
I will sleep now.
Ahh, that was good. Even a short sleep can work wonders for the body.
My opinion exactly.
This thing here is kaputt.
Looks like a booby trap.
Be careful to watch the ground - it is perhaps a trap.
I am drowning...!
No thank you. I have been reading about you - and the conditions in which people have to be working under you.
Corpses surround you - you are well-known for this.
I must visit a medical congress, I am sorry.
I do not like it when one makes me wait. The next time you could ask earlier...
Here is Dr. Laura Colin. In urgent cases, please buzz my pager.
You may ask me again next time...
I do not like being bugged. And Buzz bugs me very much - no, I am sorry.
No, not if our 'little fox' is on the team - that one I hate...she annoys me very badly.
Would you agree to a contract extension, perhaps?
Good. We agree.
Yes, I believe the mission will hold much interest for me.
I may speak openly...the reason why I am accepting in spite of my... misgivings.. is that you have employed Rudof Steiger. He is a true professional - if he is with us, my concerns are nothing.
Well, I am curious to know whether my positive impression of this Victor Kolesnikov can be true - therefore.. I agree.
Hah! I could imagine something much better...a better atmosphere, do you understand? Like going to the dentist to get a tooth pulled...
I said...
If you have money problems, please do not ask rhetorical questions in future, OK?
It is your decision.
I am of the opinion that too many good people die on your missions. And I do not mean through illness either!
I cannot stand men-hating women like that Buzz - I must say no.
With Fox together? Thank you, no. If I wish to hear telephone sex during a mission, I will let you know.
I like to work with Rudolf. For me he is a full pro. However, I must tell you...this is the only reason why I am saying yes.
That Victor Kolesnikov interests me, indeed...of course on a purely professional basis...I say yes!
I said...
You have no capital...but perhaps you are not aware of this?
Hallo?
Perhaps we should make a few...stretches and pushups?
More speed would be appreciated.
The contract...how long were you thinking of?
When you know what you wish - call me. I ask you not to be so generous in future - with my time.
I prefer not to work with Buzz. She has an effect on every team like arsenic on a human stomach.
Please remember - our agreement is coming to an end.
I am getting better and better. I think my pay should reflect this fact.
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Enemies close!
OK, let's do it - I wouldn't mind letting fly with a coupla knives..
I shoulda listened to Mom.
I can see one of those things.
They look like....no, don't even think that...
Ohh, NOT a nice way to go.
I heard something there!
They stink like haggis - you know - the Scottish national dish? Better watch it beasties, otherwise I'll can you and ship you to Scotland...
This does not feel good.
Every time I turn around I imagine I see one of these horrible monsters in my face.
Hey, get me out of this...I'm at the wrong end of the food chain.
What 's that?
What is that?
Time to get more lead.
I need morphine...fast!
That's a darn shame, Janno. I hardly knew you, but I always had a kinda good feeling when you were around...and you really liked the fine things in life too...damn...
What was I doin?
Even guns get scared...
Dirty bastards! It's gettin' pretty hot for me here.
Owww!
Wow, hi there adrenalin! Hoo,they tell me you can get hooked on this stuff.
I can't even see a target here...or am I supposed to be usin' heat-seekin' missiles?
I'm losin' too much blood - and I didn't even pack my iron rations...
I'm done...I'm gonna lie down for a while, ok?
No air...
Yeah!
Argh! They stink even more when they burst.
I can't be with that Red in the same fuckin? team...he's got tinned haggis in his pack - barf!
This Numb guy is totally crazy! I think he drinks his own blood...yeah, I can just see him..slurping it up.
This Meltdown reminds me of my Aunt Lucia. A female supernova.
Sorry, Mike. It just wasn't your day.
Not..nice...
Cool it, Grace! Olive oil isn't fat...that's what my Aunt Lucia says, anyway.
Waiting for next command.
That..will.. not.. happen..!
She mighta been a snake, but she did achieve a lot..for a woman.
Ohh, my queasy stomach.
I just can't stand guys like that. You know... the kind who complains at mealtimes and can't even open a ration pack himself?
This is all so...depressing.
I'm surrounded by crazies - heh, almost reminds me of home.
Air attack!
The gear could be a lot better - I'm not used to crud like this.
These Scots are more macho than we Italians. Horrible...and the stuff they eat, yuch! Yeah, that's probably it... it's the slop they eat that does it!
This is gettin' to be fun...
From where I stand...not too cute.
Well, didn't expect anythin' else...
How can I possibly stand three days with that Red?..and what if he decides to stay on..and what if he's taken his stinkin' haggis with him as well?
That dummy Numb...here? Nooo...I must've done somethin' real bad. Maybe when I beat up the last guy my mother chose as a marriage candidate for me?
This Janno guy is ok. Reminds me of my little brother Alfredo.
Let's take a raincheck...I want to see how things develop.
Mamma Mia! Mike?
Aah, right in the eyes...Madonna, I'm blind!
I can see when something just won't work.
Nice, the people here...
Enemy presence!
There's still a few of 'em left...don't get careless!
What's this then?
A real sweet weapon!
That's him! Catch that boy! Be careful, tho'...he's just a child.
We'll support you...depend on it.
This sector has been neutralized.
Do they think we're so dumb, huh? Aren't we supposed to notice that there's stuff missin'?
Pity...there's not too many strong women around - shame she was led astray.
A...er...wildcat!
I'd call that a good day's work! Hey, I'll miss all this, you know...but maybe the next contract's waitin'...be good to be involved again.
The enemy has retreated, it would seem. Pansies...
I'm really beat...I can do more when I'm fresh.
Aahh, that's better! Let's burn some lead!
You took the words right out of my mouth.
I seem to have a small problem..with..this..thing..
That's one for the specialists...somebody's been playin' around here...
What's that on the ground? Looks suspicious...
I'm..going..down...
Nooo thanks. What I found out about you is soooo negative, friend.
There's a family reunion in Trenton next year - I wanna be there.
Uhh no...I have to take care of my nephews.
Sorry, I'm going on a further training course. Next time, don't wait until the very last minute before you decide to extend...
Grace Girelli here. Please leave a message. Mamma, if it's you...yeah, I'm fine...and no..I have no time at the moment and I'm NOT interested in meeting any nice young man...Ti amo...Ciao!
My contract's up...ok..time to leave.
And ol' Hairy Horrible Haggis is on the team too, huh? He is?...that horrible Red crud? Thanks, in this case, I think I'll decline.
That Numb has a couple of screws loose in his hard-to-find brain! He doesn't care if a mission turns into a horror trip...no, not our Numb! That's why he's here, he's makin' sure it WILL be a nightmare! No thankYOU.
What do they all call her? Oh yeah, Meltdown. Have you ever actually sat down and maybe reasoned out how she got the name? I can tell you from experience, it fits. Don't even ASK me to join you.
My contract's up...I'm interested, bello, if you are.
OK. Understood and accepted.
Very good...mission, here I come!
Well, I have my doubts..but...is it true that Janno is working for you? Yeah? OK, you can count me in.
I'm still workin' on gettin' over my bad experiences with you...
I said...
And just HOW do you expect me to pay my running costs? Nope, you can't afford me right now.
I'm not used to this, but, ok...I'm gone.
You know. I think bein' alive means a lot to me...if it didn't, I might stay.
That Red extols the virtues of his Scottish stink food the whole day long, damn haggis! As soon as we have a free minute, he starts up about the ingredients. Noooo, that's way too much for my sensitive Italian soul.
Nono, no kamikaze tactics thanks...when Numb's on a team, it just gets crazier'n'crazier. I don't care if he came up from the gutter...he probably didn't have it easy as a kid. But he...is...cra...zy!
I get big red spots all over my skin when I hear that Meltdown's voice. I'm sure you understand...I can't stay...for my health's sake.
My Mom would say '"Grace, are you-a crazy?"...and she'd probably be right in this case - but to be honest, I like working with Janno...so you got lucky. I'll stay.
I say again...
What, no cash? That's BAD if you're in the mercenary business.
Grace Girelli here.
Oh, by the way, I'm very good with knives...
I'm gettin' pins'n'needles from waitin'...
What kind of contract timeframe are we lookin' at here?
When you have even a rough idea what you need, call me.
I.. really.. cannot.. stand.. that Red...Scots pig. And he's so full of himself, he wouldn't even recognize the cold shoulder if it went up his ass! No way do I want to be in the same team as him!
With all due respect, it doesn't do your reputation much good when you hire psychopaths with fists for brains.You DO know who I mean, huh? I'm talkin' about Numb. I can really do without crazies like him, thank you.
Remember our contract will soon be expiring.
I work constantly on my skills - and it pays off. I mean that literally, by the way...
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These fuckers are here - I can feel them.
Time to load up.
Looks like deep shit time.
There must be a fuckin' nest of these things here somewhere.
Last week at the Jap's place, I thought I saw my Sushi movin' on the plate - and that strange feelin' is back again... Hey, are you seeing the same thing as me?... this...mutant...fish thing?
Our mutant fish fucks have been here - if you don't want to be a fast snack for them...keep your eyes open!
Ssh...hear that?...
At least you can 'smell' them comin': Those mutant maggots.
The quiet before the storm...
I can feel those fucking fish eyes watching us...
You'll find me hard to get...Fish dicks!
Something here?
Something lying there.
Have to reload...
I'm hit...badly...!
Laura, girl! Nooo...NO! Not you too....VERDAMMT...this should not be...
OK, Henning...dammit...you were the best...
C'mon, Grunty you can't just... give up and leave us like this!
What am I doing here?
Fuck it..jammed!
Looks they want me...a lot.
That was rough..
A close call.
That is laughable - shoot from here?
Hey, I'm bleeding...and it looks like a bad one - I need treatment.
Sleep helps now and then.
C'mon Rudolf...breathe!
Jaa!
Not moving a muscle...the pussy, hah!
I found that clown Gasket amusing at the start - now I need him like I need itchy piles...
I'm here to do a fucking job...not get distracted by a stupid dum-dum like Bull!
Mike is history.
Thank fuck the dead don't care how they look...
I'm ready!
I will not carry out that order..
Someone should have done this years ago.
Maybe Greenpeace would cry murder - I fuckin' won't.
Fucking asshole.
All this crap...it makes no sense anymore.
The others should really pull themselves together - we will fail if they don't...
Air attack!
Maybe we should pass our equipment over to the enemy...it would be a brilliant strategical move - then THEY would have all this fucking useless crap to work with.
These people still have very much to learn...and the first thing is to move their fucking asses!
Sometimes my sheer quality surprises even myself...
That MUST be a joke, ja? Nooo,...you're serious...you really mean it...
What can I say? I knew it was a shitty plan.
That guy there, ja, that Gasket...He is a total fuckin dickhead... Tell me he is here by accident or it's just a coincidence...PLEASE!
Laura does everything right...what a girl!
Respect. Those military East Germans were good.
I LIKE that Helmut Grunther...did you all see that?
Seems a bit too soon to me.
Fucking Mike..????
Everything's dark...I can't see...!
Cannot be done.
Nice people here...you just have to treat them right - THAT'S the important thing...
Achtung!! Enemy - fuckin kill them all!!
No relaxing..we haven't got all those fucks yet.
What's that?
Good gun.
That's Joey - catch him!
We are here to solve the problem. There will be no problem.
We've cleaned up here pretty good.
There are things missing here - somebody's trying to fuck us over.. But he'll regret it, whoever he is...because when I find out who it was, I'll make him eat his own dick with mustard!
She was a dumb bitch anyway...
A big cat!
It was a well planned out mission - in every way. I hope that this has helped this country...and the world.
We seem to be on our own...maybe the enemy's pulled back to have a think about strategy.
I must get some sleep - now.
I'm ready and willing!
Me too.
This thing's kaputt!
Careful! This reminds me of a booby trap.
Achtung, something on the ground there!
...Fish fuck in it...and I drown in it...(gurgle...)
I'm here. Waiting for orders.
I only ever work with good people, ja? And I have NO reason to believe that you belong to this category.
I'm not sure if all these deaths in your teams are necessary... and it looks to me like you don't even fucking care...that is not the way I work.
No can do right now...I have to take my dog to the vet.
Keeping all your options open until the last minute, ja? That's one sure way to get me to say Auf Wiedersehen... Next time, ask me sooner.
This is Rudolf Steiger. Leave a message - maybe I'll call back.
My role here is over - I wish you luck.
You're asking me to join you? And you've already hired that fuckhead Gasket? Noooo...my mother always told me that pros and fuckheads don't work well together...Lecken.
I'm the kind of guy who learns from his mistakes - and me and Mr. Fucking Bull on the same team will NEVER happen again.
Are you interested in extending my contract? I would be...
Here's to continued successful cooperation...
Fine, I'm on my way.
I don't mind passing the time of day with my baby - it's always a big plus when you have Dr. Laura Colin on your team...and you are really going to need a lot of damn big plus points for this..kamikaze job.
You managed to hire Henning - that surprises me, I must say... he's an absolute pro. OK, if he's on the team, you can count me in, too.
God knows how you persuaded Helmut Grunther to join you - but you did. I'm with you - I would like to work with him.
Do you really think I would join you after that last mission? Fuck off!
I said...
I don't like for little fucking farts...but POOR little fucking farts? Auf Wieder-fucking-sehen!
You and I both know that this is not right - but I will leave now.
Your death rate is too high - you treat your team like your morning shit - you push it out and forget about the fucker...
Dickhead sickness runs in Gasket's family - but in his case? it fucking gallops.
If you like fucking dumb gorillas and brainless slaughter, Bull is your man... but you'll have to do without me on your team...
Laura and I will soon be celebrating an anniversary ...with her by my side, I will even take on this...risky mission...
I like to watch Henning work. He is truly one of the elite pros - and because of him, I am interested in extending my contract - in spite of my doubts about this mission.
Helmut Grunther can take a difficult mission and make it look easy - he is the reason why I'll stay on...but put this on the record... this mission sucks.
I said...
Hey - what does PFF mean? Aah, are you curious? It means...Poor..Fucking.. Fart...is the message coming through loud and clear?
Hello...
I have better things to do...
Do you want me to just soak up the sunshine?
How long should the contract run?
Call me when you KNOW what you want...
Fucking Gasket? He was on a mission with me some time ago... I'm amazed the psycho dickhead is still alive...he nearly got us all killed and that is NOT, I repeat, NOT an experience I wish to relive.
Remember - my contract is running out.
I have perfected my skills - sould this not show in my pay packet?
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Enemies in sector!
Let it begin!
I have big trouble!
One of these ... animals!
Did not know, that these ...animals...are so big!
Our animal friends been here.
I heard something.
It stinks of these crabs here - this is not my kind of war.
It is too quiet here.
There is something wrong here...
Go, leave, die!
Here is something!
Looks interesting.
No ammo!
Must have doctor...
Dr. Laura! Your death saddens me. You were wonderful lady.
Where...how..am lost!?
Jam!
They really want me bad.
Ah! Was hard hitting there.
Was very close.
Only with Russian telekinesis.
I...am losing blood.
It is not professional with no sleep.
Must have air.
One must go.
Agh, horrible.
This Ivan make Russia look bad.
This Conrad is ...nerve killer.
Da...Mike...
I see this before.
I am ready.
Am professional...this order not good.
Daaa, that is better.
Yes, Victor!
Biiig Amateur.
This mission...is a big mistake.
All no good.
Air attack!
Equipment?...shit.
Are beginners, not pro. Must still learn...
Da, I get better.
You not serious?
Was mistake.
You have called Ivan? I...niet, that was not good.
Dr. Laura is strong woman. Strong...pretty too.
I will wait a while.
That is... Mike!
Eyes, my eyes!
Niet.
Good people here.
Enemies are here... somewhere.
We are not finished mission.
Interesting
That is precision gun.
Is that the boy we seek?
Mission is hard here. But..we come here, we win here.
Sector is like Siberian snow...clean.
Something not here...aah Mafia.
She is no good woman.
A big cat.
We were a good team. It is right to fight here. I like this mission.
I think we are alone now.
Must rest.
I am ready again.
Very true...me also.
Work material must be good, dat? This is shit!
This looks..ehh.. suspicious...can explode.
Stop! There is something...done there on ground.
I will not drown...
Wait for orders.
I know more commanders...now I look for a good one....not you. I...choose my boss...you understand, da?
Too much dead men with you...not needed, this...so much dead.
Today is Russian holiday...niet...sorry.
I must polish my medal. You ask soon next time.
Here Victor Kolesnikov. Speak with machine. I call you.
My contract is...finish. Good luck for mission.
I hear you hire Ivan...Me and him? Niet. You find somebody else...
I will not work with Conrad.
Contract is finished soon...you want Victor longer?
Good...Very good.
Da, accept. I will come.
Operation is not good - but if Dr. Laura with team...Victor with team, too.
I can choose my commandant. My last mission for you ...it is enough.
I say...again
I fight for money...you have not enough.
Your problem.
You let people be killed - not needed - I, Victor, will leave now.
The correct answer to question is niet. Because if yes, I will soon eat Ivan's balls for breakfast.
Niet, no extension. I wish you luck with Conrad. I only work with commandant who know a good team.
OK, I will tell you why I stay... it is only because you have Dr.Laura.
I say again...
No money, no contract.
Victor Kolesnikov here.
I live to be merc.
For what we are waiting, hah?
For how long?
You telephone with me - when you have shit again all together.
Ivan and Victor in one team - is not good...like shit and glory.
Our contract is soon finish...
More money for better merc...that is the...eh, rule.
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Enemies in the vicinity!
OK, let's go!
Scheisse!
Too much biology here for my taste.
I must be in the wrong time at the wrong place here...can you all see that thing too?
I hope this is not a preview of our future?
Ssh, I heard something.
It stinks here like in my father's animal food factory! Wonder if we could put them in tins as pet food?
It is much too quiet here...something is wrong...
I am never avoiding a fight, it is my second nature... but this here, it is like a big game safari...one of these damn things could pop up to me around the next corner!
From where the hell are all these animals coming?
Ah, something useful..
What is that there?
I have to reload....but with what?
I am.... hit hard..but I am also liking life ...would be nice if somebody is coming to help me...
Lennart! Schei?e... Us Estonians have to stick together. Aah! It will not be the same without you...
That is indeed a shame. I mean, she was an American, but..somehow a little more Italian, if you know what I mean...
Scheisse...is it time for...oh..eh?
My gun is jamming!
They want me...very much.
That was very rough.
Hah,just missed...you will not get me so easy like that!
Even a sniper could not hit anything here...oh, am I a sniper now too?
Hey, that is my blood...MY God...is that MY blood I am seeing here?
When it is time to sleep, you should sleep...there is a time for fighting and a time for dreaming.
Just breathe, Janno.
One more gone.
Like I am saying ...big game safari.
That Sidney...he will soon have a unmoving upper lip...do you wish to bet on this?
If I must listen to this Reaper much longer, I will be a bad mental case. He really is getting me down...
I got Mike...ja, good feeling.
Maybe I should have followed in the footsteps of my father... Canning animal food is a nice, quiet job.
Good to have a big blaster like this.
Ja, all done!
No, that will not do.
Ach, she probably could not cook either.
- So...that was it - the monster mama.
You know the kind that are not appreciating a good meal? Annoying , very annoying.
Somehow this is all just so...scheisse.
I do not like any of this. The country, the people, ...and mainly the dummies all around me...
Air attack!
Scrap...it is all scrap!
The people need much more training and they must be willing to LEARN.
I could pick an English face out of a thousand different ones.
Slowly but surely, I am getting better.
That plan - it is somehow ..not good.
Hmm. That was to be expected.
So now I have to listen to this Schweinehund Sidney the whole time? If I had known that, I would not have been here.
Jaaa, Lennart! I just knew I would like to work together with you.
I like her. American women are usually...well...But with Grace?.. You can know right away her Italian blood - and they know their food too.
What do you say we wait a while - just to see how things go...
Nein...Mike?
My eyes are on fire...dark...nein..NEIN..I can't see..!
Nobody in the world could do this.
Friendly people here.
This sector is occupied...by the enemy...time to change that.
Attention! I think we have not got them all.
What is that?
My weapon always speaks the last word!
Hey, looks like Joey...the one we are looking for!
I am pleased to be here, Miguel.
I think we have killed them all.
Is something not missing?
She deserved that.
A big cat..I don't believe it.
We can say it now...it was really like a...'mission impossible'. But...we did it!
All gone? Hmm, they have retreated, I think...
I must sleep...eating and sleeping must not be neglected.
Ready for duty.
Me too.
I could do it ok if this thing would work...but it's kaputt.
Looks like explosive to me.
Attention...it could be a trap down there.
I'm...going down..!
I am here now - I await your orders.
Your reputation is not the best...people talk about it.
I am a merc because I choose it...but this does not mean that I love death...
I must complete my tax forms...I have no time.
I have a date...sorry. You see, I did not know until now...I mean, that you wished to extend my contract...next time, tell me much sooner...
Here Janno Allik. If you are having important news for me, please speak now
Ok, we are all done here...much luck for the future.
Better you look for a different merc. One who likes to work with SCHEISS Englander!
I need a change...when I hear Reaper, I get cold and hot. The world gets dark around my head...
I should like to work more for you...if you wish this too?
Gut. You should be happy with my results too.
Very good...I shall join you.
Together with Lennart? I will go through scheisse, I will even eat it too... you understand?
Something is telling me no, but when you have Grace Girelli...I am with you.
After the last mission? I would not walk with you even to a snack bar!
I said...
Money is everything. A stupid saying, but in your case, it is fitting. You have not enough money.
You are having a problem, hmm? I will leave now.
You have perhaps made a bet how many mercs you lose on a mission? Nein, nein...not with me.
When I am looking long enough at Sidney, I feel my own upper lip going stiff.
If I have to work longer with Reaper, I shall myself become a member of the Dark Forces of Evil...nein, thank you.
My friend Lennart and I are an unbeatable team...that is why I shall ignore my feelings and I shall say Yes.
With Grace Girelli? I would wander through Arulco with pleasure... otherwise, I do not believe so.
I said...
You have not enough money. You have perhaps not been noticing this?
Hello...
I would now like a steak with big potatoes and gravy, hah!
I should have taken my camera with me...for some nice photos, you understand?
For how long do you want me to be working for you?
I am cooking and my onions are burning black - when you have a good plan please call me back - only then will I stop cooking.
I do not want to work with Sidney...I am having an allergy against his kind ..nein.
I just want to tell you that my contract is ending soon.
I am better now - I think more money would be fair for me, hmmm?
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I can feel you're here...
My trigger finger's itchy...
Hey! Easy now...not all at the same time!
Come here...I have a soft spot for rare animals.
Did you see that? Wow, what an animal.
Well, at least they're thorough...like Jurassic Park here, eh?
What was that?
That smell's unbelievable. These animals stink like a sewer in flood.
Hear anything? Me neither. Suspicious...I don't like it.
I think they're here. Come on out, you slimeballs, I'm waitin' for you.
Dammit, there's too many of 'em!
Somethin' lyin' there.
There's somethin' here.
Hah, out of ammo! Who needs it anyway?
Dammit, I'm hit.
Janno! No! We Estonians have to stick together. You can't just die on me. Hey, I'll buy you your favorite food...
You weren't bad for a Russian, Victor.
Time for some keep fit exercises.
I just love this thing when it jams!
I've killed better guys than you.
That was tough...but I'm tougher.
Wow! I felt the draught of that bullet.
Shoot to hit a target? Are you serious?
I'm losing blood.
Got to get some shuteye before I fall asleep on my feet.
Breathe!!
Whack...haa!
One more for my collection.
Chinese make me clazy.
A real arrogant bigmouth, that Lynx.
Well, Mike, Lenni was faster, haa.
Yeh, life's a bitch...
Night missions...not one of my strong points.
Ready.
That's an order I can't accept.
I once had a girl like her.
I knew I'd be the one to get you.
There are scumbags...and scumbags.
If I hadn't listened to you Janno, I'd be somewhere nice havin' fun right now.
I'd even trust a survival camp platoon more than this damn outfit.
Air attack!
Shitty equipment really gets on my nerves.
These people have a lot to learn. They have to put more into it.
I once saw a video of Arulco. But this is different. Interesting place.
Improving all the time!
That would be counter-productive.
I saw that comin'.
You want me to cooperate with Mr. Oriental Wisdom Q himself?
Yeh, Janno. They call him "Brain", did you know that?
Victor, that was impressive. You know I'm no Russian lover, but you're OK.
I suppose you've noticed that I have Kamikaze blood in me, hm? But the way things look right now, I think I'll wait a little before I extend my contract.
No...! That's Mike!
I can't see!
No, can't do it.
Nice place, nice climate - no wonder folks in Siberia act different.
This is an enemy sector. Want to bug him a little?
This party isn't over yet.
What is that?
Nice weapon.
Is that not...Joey?
Ahem...we're honored - these Latin American freedom fighters are always so dramatic.
This sector's clean.
Who arranged this deal? I want his balls for breakfast - there's stuff missing here!
She reminded me of an old girlfriend - what was her name again...
A Bloodcat!
That was a lot of fun - and we won! It was well planned and carried out even better.
Where have they all gone? Party poopers.
I have to take a break now....
I'm back!
Me too!
This thing doesn't work.
Well, doesn't this look like a nice trap? Do I hear something ticking?
Easy...there's something on the ground there.
Dammit, I'm drowning!
I'm on site and ready.
It's no fun when someone is as incompetent like you...the answer's no.
You might be generous, but only with the lives of your own people. I don't like that at all.
My girl is ...sick. I have to take care of her.
I don't like being left hanging until the last minute. Ask me sooner next time.
This is Lennart Vilde. If you something interesting to offer, please speak after the beep tone.
Looks like we're finished here. Time to go.
Listen to Dr. Q spiritualizing the whole day long? Sorry.
There's a small problem here. If this Lynx says more than 2 words, he's dead. That's not so good for your team spirit.
Wouldn't mind extending for you...anything doing?
OK, deal.
OK, I'm hurrying.
OK, if Janno is on the team, no problem. He at least knows what he's doing...
Victor is a professional, if he's signed up, that's OK by me.
No thanks. Try somebody else. Our last mission was enough for me.
I'll say it again...
Have you had a look at your money recently?
I don't think you know what you really want.
I don't like how you treat the lives and the health of your people. You have no style.
I see Chinese dangel! Solly, I leally cannot extend my contlact.
That Lynx kills the whole mission for me. Sorry, but I think I'll look for another contract.
Hey, if Janno is on board, I am too. We make a good team.
I suppose I should know better...but if Victor stays maybe we have a chance.
I'm telling you...
Thanks for asking, but you don't expect me to work for nothing, do you?
Lennart here, hello...
A night mission...now that would be nice for my shooting skills.
What are we waiting for?
For a month, a year...what are we talking about here?
Think first - then call.
The China wonder boy and me leally don't make velly good team.
Just to remind you, my contract is soon up.
My performance has improved, so my pay has to match that. You know I'm worth it...
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Our friends are here again...
Time to work...
Holy Shit...
Can you see what I see? Maggot alarm!
Holy Shit! I have an insect allergy - is that a maggot?
Well, it wasn't wolves - could be maggots...
Sshh, hear that?
I believe these insects cripple their enemies with their smell.
It's too quiet for my liking...
I think the maggots are near.
C'MON...I'm your natural enemy - you don't believe it, eh?
Something there!
What's that there?
Out of ammo! Reload!
Won't last long without a medic...
Verdammt Rudolf...I never thought they would get YOU.
Fidel, you're not dead! C'mon, stop acting! Neiiin! He IS dead!
What did I just want?
Damn gun's jammed!
Heavy shit here...
That was hard to take...
A near miss there...!
No line of fire!
I must stop this bleeding - fast.
I really need some sleep.
I need to breathe...
It's all over for you...
Ha! At last...
I can take punishment - what I CAN'T take is that verdammt New-Age Thor. He better put his dick in his mouth...schnell.
We have AT LEAST TWO lunatics here...there's Numb of course...- and the guy who hired him!
Auf Wiedersehen, Mikey boy.
Ouh! Red white and gray - and you're NOT ok! Heh-heh-heh
Ready.
I will not do that.
She wasn't my type anyway.
Jaaa! That finishes the monster maggot!
I think it's time for a change - an idiot-free occupation this time...
Arulco, hah...how interesting...
This here is the company my Mom always warned me about....
Air raid!
They seem to think we don't need good equipment. I don't like that...
This team has a lot to learn...but they don't put their minds to it...
Not bad....I'm getting even better!
We could send Deidranna a fax with our attack plan. That would be just as effective.
Perhaps sarcasm is lost on some people...YES...the fax!
If I'd known I'd have to listen to that windbag Thor, I would NOT have been here!
Yees, Rudolf, you are the MAAAAN!
That Fidel is priceless! Did you SEE THAT?
To extend now? Too early, I think.
Holy Shit! Mike?
What the hell...my eyes...burning...I'm blind!!
Cannot be done!
Quite pleasant, these people.
Enemy presence...be alert.
The enemy is still here - you must be careful.
What's this?
Good workmanship...
Hey, that looks like Joey! After him!
We have come to bring order to Arulco. You can depend on us to help you.
Enemy eliminated - now we can look around in peace...
Someone has been playing with our shipment. Corrupt bastards!
She was definitely NOT better class...
A big cat...
This was a good and important mission, perfectly organised and commanded. I enjoyed it. I would like to work with this team again.
Not all of the enemy are dead, but there are no more here. I believe they have retreated.
I'm losing my concentration...time to rest.
Now I'm ready.
And another here!
This THING isn't working.
Looks like a booby trap.
Something suspicious on the ground there.
Verdammt..I'm going down...
Have arrived - await instructions.
I expect outstanding qualities from a commander. From what I hear, you are lacking in that department.
You lose too many good men - not interested
Sorry, I'm writing a poem for my girl...and you can't interrupt genius at work.
Oh, what a shame. If I had known that....mmmm. Remember I am a mercenary - so ask earlier next time, ja?
Here is Henning von Branitz. I am not available at present. Please leave a message after the tone.
Looks like we're finished here. I wish you luck.
Thor is with you too? Then I must decline. You will find out why. I wish you good luck....you'll need it...
Nein! ... One mission with Numb is enough. Some people cannot learn, but he...he is a crazy shithead. No! NO chance! .
I would suggest a contract extension, what do you think?
Agreed!
I'm on my way.
You managed to get Rudolf? It will be a pleasure to work with him...even in spite of certain doubts I have...
Perhaps I'm making a mistake, but I won't miss out on the chance of a mission with Fidel
I never thought you would ever ask me to work for you again...I live and learn!
I said...
The word merc means mercenary - and THAT means money. I don't work for charities...
This is bad for the reputation...
So, you are as rich as Croesus...one guy dies, you buy another, fine. But for me your death rate is too high - much too high...
I have a bad feeling about that Thor...like repairing his face by force.. A contract extension? No chance.
You want to know in a word why I'm not renewing.......NUMB!
Rudolf and me are a good team. I can't say that about many I know... In other words, I'm in.
When I was an instructor on Cuba, I knew a guy like Fidel. Good times...so because of Fidel I'll sign up...but for the record - it's not because I find your mission so attractive.
I said...
Your bank account is shitty - impossible.
Hello!
I don't have all the time in the world...
How long should the contract be?
Call again - but only when you know what you want.
I'm telling you now - I HATE working with Thor.
Just reminding you - my contract will soon be up.
I have improved yet again. And experience pays, they say...but in cash, I hope.
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There they are!
Are you ready?
There are too many!
One of these insects.
Tell me this is a nightmare. What does it mean if you dream of big insects?
These insects had a picnic here.
I hear something.
It stinks of these insects here.
Too much silence.
Can you feel the insects here too?
There are too many!
What is it?
Something there...!
No bullets..should I do the hand-to-hand?
I am wounded.
Merde, Barry. I am sorry..you were ok.
What, where?
My gun is out of order!
Merde!
Ummpf. I am stronger!
Mon Dieu!
This does not work.
I need help.
I will take a nap.
Ohh, air...
...see me and die...
I killed the monster.
I don't want any more of this Malice...
French tart.
Adieu Mike.
Ohlala!
You know, I am just too strong...
I am ready.
Ah non. I do not...accept this.
I had no choice...
Bye bye...
There are assholes everywhere.
Merde...
So many fools?
Air attack!
Our equipment, 'terrible'.
They have much to learn.
Zut alors...
I am better, non?
The idea is 'terrible'...
The idea was 'vraiment miserable', ehh...really bad.
I would not even ride in a bus with Malice.
Barry, that was 'formidable'!
We'll speak later.
Mike?
I'm blind!
This is impossible...
Very friendly.
Enemies in sector.
'Attention!'We are not alone.
What is that?
Like Rambo, 'n'est-ce pas'?
There...the boy...
Don't worry, we will help you...hemmm...I cannot speak so well.
They're all killed.
Something missing.
Adieu...
A Bloodcat!
I would say... victory!
Where are they? Have they all gone?
I need sleep...
I'm back.
I agree.
It does not work.
Merde, maybe it explodes?
Down there...'Attention!'
I'm drowning...
OK, I am here...
I say non, you have a bad reputation.
I say non, you loose too many men.
Merci, but no. Maybe another time.
You 'ave waited too long - I say non.
C'est Luc Fabre, please speak after peep.
I will leave now - Bonne Chance...eh...Good Luck!
Not with Malice in one team.
Avec this Florence? I regret, non...
My contract... we make an extension?
D'accord. I agree.
D'accord, I will join you.
Avec Barry together - ok... but only avec Barry.
Mon Dieu! How can you even ask? I say NON!.
I said...
And what about money?
I am leaving.
You...sacrifice your men too ...vite. Alors...I go.
Avec Malice? I say non.
I don't want to work with Flo, that's why I say non.
D'accord. I'll do it because of Barry.
I said...
You ask me...and have no money?
Hallo!
I'm the weapon of mass destruction...
Alors, what are we waiting for?
For how long?
Are you ready?
Working with Malice sucks, he's a fool.
My contract is soon....finished.
I'm more expensive now because I'm better.
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We have enemy contact.
The operation can begin!
I need some help here.
Interesting creatures!
Pity my father isn't here. This species would interest him indeed.
Carnivores, maybe even omnivores? I could not say.
I heard something.
Could this be pheromone? This stuff is not meant for humans to smell.
It is much too peaceful here.
My interest in this new species is somewhat limited! I do not wish to study their hunting behavior from close-up.
Oh, they hunt in packs...aah!
A closer look at that...
What is that?
Out of ammo!
I need a pressure bandage - and morphium - fast!
Rudolf... it had to happen. It was either you or me... It is out of our hands. But really, could you EVER have imagined us two in a fireplace rocking chair?
Pity about you, Victor. You were a man of principle. That impressed me.
Where were we?
This weapon is jamming.
Too much lead in the air!
That was bad...
That was very close.
Wishful thinking.
I'm losing too much blood. I have to stop this bleeding!
Human bodies need a pause - it is time for mine.
It's like a rarified atmosphere - breathe...breathe!
He definitely earned that.
Maybe I should take a bio-sample?
That Buzz really gets to me.
Fox is exactly the right name for that little tramp.
It's over, Mike.
No doctor can help here.
I await new orders.
Regretfully, I have to say no.
Operation concluded - patient dead.
It's a shame really. And I have no formaldehyde... Do we have any dry ice here?
It would be better for some team members to get out of my way....fast.
My motivation is at zero level. This mission has lost its meaning for me.
Some people don't belong here - or, I could be in the wrong place at the wrong time - but mostly in the wrong company.
Air strike!
As a doctor I like to have good tools when I'm stitching someone up - as a merc, when I am killing someone, I do not need Scheisse like this!
It's nice when one can master something - and I am getting better all the time...
Doubtful...very doubtful.
Well, just as I said...
That Buzz has a bad effect on my circulation.
There is no one better than Rudolf!
Yes! Excellent, Victor! Why do they all call you Monk?
Too soon for me...let us wait to see how it will be.
Mike?
Ahh, my retina, my EYES...I can see nothing!
Surgical and military operations have one thing in common - some simply cannot be done...
One must admire the people here for their endurance. I can well imagine what they have been through.
Enemy in vicinity!
We are not done here yet - there are still enemies around.
What is that?
An excellent weapon!
That must be Joey - after him!
My apologies for my countrywoman. It is a special pleasure for me to help this country and its people. I have known the horrors of a dictatorship too.
This sector is now green - and surgically clean.
There are items missing. Someone has helped himself to our supplies.
It is through people like her that evil governments can exist and flourish.
Arulco really has very interesting fauna...
It is a good feeling, this fighting for a better world. I liken it to the feeling I get after a clean, successful operation. You first remove a cancerous growth - then the patient has rehabilitation...mmm-mmh
It would seem that the enemy has retreated.
I will sleep now.
Ahh, that was good. Even a short sleep can work wonders for the body.
My opinion exactly.
This thing here is kaputt.
Looks like a booby trap.
Be careful to watch the ground - it is perhaps a trap.
I am drowning...!
No thank you. I have been reading about you - and the conditions in which people have to be working under you.
Corpses surround you - you are well-known for this.
I must visit a medical congress, I am sorry.
I do not like it when one makes me wait. The next time you could ask earlier...
Here is Dr. Laura Colin. In urgent cases, please buzz my pager.
You may ask me again next time...
I do not like being bugged. And Buzz bugs me very much - no, I am sorry.
No, not if our 'little fox' is on the team - that one I hate...she annoys me very badly.
Would you agree to a contract extension, perhaps?
Good. We agree.
Yes, I believe the mission will hold much interest for me.
I may speak openly...the reason why I am accepting in spite of my... misgivings.. is that you have employed Rudof Steiger. He is a true professional - if he is with us, my concerns are nothing.
Well, I am curious to know whether my positive impression of this Victor Kolesnikov can be true - therefore.. I agree.
Hah! I could imagine something much better...a better atmosphere, do you understand? Like going to the dentist to get a tooth pulled...
I said...
If you have money problems, please do not ask rhetorical questions in future, OK?
It is your decision.
I am of the opinion that too many good people die on your missions. And I do not mean through illness either!
I cannot stand men-hating women like that Buzz - I must say no.
With Fox together? Thank you, no. If I wish to hear telephone sex during a mission, I will let you know.
I like to work with Rudolf. For me he is a full pro. However, I must tell you...this is the only reason why I am saying yes.
That Victor Kolesnikov interests me, indeed...of course on a purely professional basis...I say yes!
I said...
You have no capital...but perhaps you are not aware of this?
Hallo?
Perhaps we should make a few...stretches and pushups?
More speed would be appreciated.
The contract...how long were you thinking of?
When you know what you wish - call me. I ask you not to be so generous in future - with my time.
I prefer not to work with Buzz. She has an effect on every team like arsenic on a human stomach.
Please remember - our agreement is coming to an end.
I am getting better and better. I think my pay should reflect this fact.
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Enemies close!
OK, let's do it - I wouldn't mind letting fly with a coupla knives..
I shoulda listened to Mom.
I can see one of those things.
They look like....no, don't even think that...
Ohh, NOT a nice way to go.
I heard something there!
They stink like haggis - you know - the Scottish national dish? Better watch it beasties, otherwise I'll can you and ship you to Scotland...
This does not feel good.
Every time I turn around I imagine I see one of these horrible monsters in my face.
Hey, get me out of this...I'm at the wrong end of the food chain.
What 's that?
What is that?
Time to get more lead.
I need morphine...fast!
That's a darn shame, Janno. I hardly knew you, but I always had a kinda good feeling when you were around...and you really liked the fine things in life too...damn...
What was I doin?
Even guns get scared...
Dirty bastards! It's gettin' pretty hot for me here.
Owww!
Wow, hi there adrenalin! Hoo,they tell me you can get hooked on this stuff.
I can't even see a target here...or am I supposed to be usin' heat-seekin' missiles?
I'm losin' too much blood - and I didn't even pack my iron rations...
I'm done...I'm gonna lie down for a while, ok?
No air...
Yeah!
Argh! They stink even more when they burst.
I can't be with that Red in the same fuckin? team...he's got tinned haggis in his pack - barf!
This Numb guy is totally crazy! I think he drinks his own blood...yeah, I can just see him..slurping it up.
This Meltdown reminds me of my Aunt Lucia. A female supernova.
Sorry, Mike. It just wasn't your day.
Not..nice...
Cool it, Grace! Olive oil isn't fat...that's what my Aunt Lucia says, anyway.
Waiting for next command.
That..will.. not.. happen..!
She mighta been a snake, but she did achieve a lot..for a woman.
Ohh, my queasy stomach.
I just can't stand guys like that. You know... the kind who complains at mealtimes and can't even open a ration pack himself?
This is all so...depressing.
I'm surrounded by crazies - heh, almost reminds me of home.
Air attack!
The gear could be a lot better - I'm not used to crud like this.
These Scots are more macho than we Italians. Horrible...and the stuff they eat, yuch! Yeah, that's probably it... it's the slop they eat that does it!
This is gettin' to be fun...
From where I stand...not too cute.
Well, didn't expect anythin' else...
How can I possibly stand three days with that Red?..and what if he decides to stay on..and what if he's taken his stinkin' haggis with him as well?
That dummy Numb...here? Nooo...I must've done somethin' real bad. Maybe when I beat up the last guy my mother chose as a marriage candidate for me?
This Janno guy is ok. Reminds me of my little brother Alfredo.
Let's take a raincheck...I want to see how things develop.
Mamma Mia! Mike?
Aah, right in the eyes...Madonna, I'm blind!
I can see when something just won't work.
Nice, the people here...
Enemy presence!
There's still a few of 'em left...don't get careless!
What's this then?
A real sweet weapon!
That's him! Catch that boy! Be careful, tho'...he's just a child.
We'll support you...depend on it.
This sector has been neutralized.
Do they think we're so dumb, huh? Aren't we supposed to notice that there's stuff missin'?
Pity...there's not too many strong women around - shame she was led astray.
A...er...wildcat!
I'd call that a good day's work! Hey, I'll miss all this, you know...but maybe the next contract's waitin'...be good to be involved again.
The enemy has retreated, it would seem. Pansies...
I'm really beat...I can do more when I'm fresh.
Aahh, that's better! Let's burn some lead!
You took the words right out of my mouth.
I seem to have a small problem..with..this..thing..
That's one for the specialists...somebody's been playin' around here...
What's that on the ground? Looks suspicious...
I'm..going..down...
Nooo thanks. What I found out about you is soooo negative, friend.
There's a family reunion in Trenton next year - I wanna be there.
Uhh no...I have to take care of my nephews.
Sorry, I'm going on a further training course. Next time, don't wait until the very last minute before you decide to extend...
Grace Girelli here. Please leave a message. Mamma, if it's you...yeah, I'm fine...and no..I have no time at the moment and I'm NOT interested in meeting any nice young man...Ti amo...Ciao!
My contract's up...ok..time to leave.
And ol' Hairy Horrible Haggis is on the team too, huh? He is?...that horrible Red crud? Thanks, in this case, I think I'll decline.
That Numb has a couple of screws loose in his hard-to-find brain! He doesn't care if a mission turns into a horror trip...no, not our Numb! That's why he's here, he's makin' sure it WILL be a nightmare! No thankYOU.
What do they all call her? Oh yeah, Meltdown. Have you ever actually sat down and maybe reasoned out how she got the name? I can tell you from experience, it fits. Don't even ASK me to join you.
My contract's up...I'm interested, bello, if you are.
OK. Understood and accepted.
Very good...mission, here I come!
Well, I have my doubts..but...is it true that Janno is working for you? Yeah? OK, you can count me in.
I'm still workin' on gettin' over my bad experiences with you...
I said...
And just HOW do you expect me to pay my running costs? Nope, you can't afford me right now.
I'm not used to this, but, ok...I'm gone.
You know. I think bein' alive means a lot to me...if it didn't, I might stay.
That Red extols the virtues of his Scottish stink food the whole day long, damn haggis! As soon as we have a free minute, he starts up about the ingredients. Noooo, that's way too much for my sensitive Italian soul.
Nono, no kamikaze tactics thanks...when Numb's on a team, it just gets crazier'n'crazier. I don't care if he came up from the gutter...he probably didn't have it easy as a kid. But he...is...cra...zy!
I get big red spots all over my skin when I hear that Meltdown's voice. I'm sure you understand...I can't stay...for my health's sake.
My Mom would say '"Grace, are you-a crazy?"...and she'd probably be right in this case - but to be honest, I like working with Janno...so you got lucky. I'll stay.
I say again...
What, no cash? That's BAD if you're in the mercenary business.
Grace Girelli here.
Oh, by the way, I'm very good with knives...
I'm gettin' pins'n'needles from waitin'...
What kind of contract timeframe are we lookin' at here?
When you have even a rough idea what you need, call me.
I.. really.. cannot.. stand.. that Red...Scots pig. And he's so full of himself, he wouldn't even recognize the cold shoulder if it went up his ass! No way do I want to be in the same team as him!
With all due respect, it doesn't do your reputation much good when you hire psychopaths with fists for brains.You DO know who I mean, huh? I'm talkin' about Numb. I can really do without crazies like him, thank you.
Remember our contract will soon be expiring.
I work constantly on my skills - and it pays off. I mean that literally, by the way...
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These fuckers are here - I can feel them.
Time to load up.
Looks like deep shit time.
There must be a fuckin' nest of these things here somewhere.
Last week at the Jap's place, I thought I saw my Sushi movin' on the plate - and that strange feelin' is back again... Hey, are you seeing the same thing as me?... this...mutant...fish thing?
Our mutant fish fucks have been here - if you don't want to be a fast snack for them...keep your eyes open!
Ssh...hear that?...
At least you can 'smell' them comin': Those mutant maggots.
The quiet before the storm...
I can feel those fucking fish eyes watching us...
You'll find me hard to get...Fish dicks!
Something here?
Something lying there.
Have to reload...
I'm hit...badly...!
Laura, girl! Nooo...NO! Not you too....VERDAMMT...this should not be...
OK, Henning...dammit...you were the best...
C'mon, Grunty you can't just... give up and leave us like this!
What am I doing here?
Fuck it..jammed!
Looks they want me...a lot.
That was rough..
A close call.
That is laughable - shoot from here?
Hey, I'm bleeding...and it looks like a bad one - I need treatment.
Sleep helps now and then.
C'mon Rudolf...breathe!
Jaa!
Not moving a muscle...the pussy, hah!
I found that clown Gasket amusing at the start - now I need him like I need itchy piles...
I'm here to do a fucking job...not get distracted by a stupid dum-dum like Bull!
Mike is history.
Thank fuck the dead don't care how they look...
I'm ready!
I will not carry out that order..
Someone should have done this years ago.
Maybe Greenpeace would cry murder - I fuckin' won't.
Fucking asshole.
All this crap...it makes no sense anymore.
The others should really pull themselves together - we will fail if they don't...
Air attack!
Maybe we should pass our equipment over to the enemy...it would be a brilliant strategical move - then THEY would have all this fucking useless crap to work with.
These people still have very much to learn...and the first thing is to move their fucking asses!
Sometimes my sheer quality surprises even myself...
That MUST be a joke, ja? Nooo,...you're serious...you really mean it...
What can I say? I knew it was a shitty plan.
That guy there, ja, that Gasket...He is a total fuckin dickhead... Tell me he is here by accident or it's just a coincidence...PLEASE!
Laura does everything right...what a girl!
Respect. Those military East Germans were good.
I LIKE that Helmut Grunther...did you all see that?
Seems a bit too soon to me.
Fucking Mike..????
Everything's dark...I can't see...!
Cannot be done.
Nice people here...you just have to treat them right - THAT'S the important thing...
Achtung!! Enemy - fuckin kill them all!!
No relaxing..we haven't got all those fucks yet.
What's that?
Good gun.
That's Joey - catch him!
We are here to solve the problem. There will be no problem.
We've cleaned up here pretty good.
There are things missing here - somebody's trying to fuck us over.. But he'll regret it, whoever he is...because when I find out who it was, I'll make him eat his own dick with mustard!
She was a dumb bitch anyway...
A big cat!
It was a well planned out mission - in every way. I hope that this has helped this country...and the world.
We seem to be on our own...maybe the enemy's pulled back to have a think about strategy.
I must get some sleep - now.
I'm ready and willing!
Me too.
This thing's kaputt!
Careful! This reminds me of a booby trap.
Achtung, something on the ground there!
...Fish fuck in it...and I drown in it...(gurgle...)
I'm here. Waiting for orders.
I only ever work with good people, ja? And I have NO reason to believe that you belong to this category.
I'm not sure if all these deaths in your teams are necessary... and it looks to me like you don't even fucking care...that is not the way I work.
No can do right now...I have to take my dog to the vet.
Keeping all your options open until the last minute, ja? That's one sure way to get me to say Auf Wiedersehen... Next time, ask me sooner.
This is Rudolf Steiger. Leave a message - maybe I'll call back.
My role here is over - I wish you luck.
You're asking me to join you? And you've already hired that fuckhead Gasket? Noooo...my mother always told me that pros and fuckheads don't work well together...Lecken.
I'm the kind of guy who learns from his mistakes - and me and Mr. Fucking Bull on the same team will NEVER happen again.
Are you interested in extending my contract? I would be...
Here's to continued successful cooperation...
Fine, I'm on my way.
I don't mind passing the time of day with my baby - it's always a big plus when you have Dr. Laura Colin on your team...and you are really going to need a lot of damn big plus points for this..kamikaze job.
You managed to hire Henning - that surprises me, I must say... he's an absolute pro. OK, if he's on the team, you can count me in, too.
God knows how you persuaded Helmut Grunther to join you - but you did. I'm with you - I would like to work with him.
Do you really think I would join you after that last mission? Fuck off!
I said...
I don't like for little fucking farts...but POOR little fucking farts? Auf Wieder-fucking-sehen!
You and I both know that this is not right - but I will leave now.
Your death rate is too high - you treat your team like your morning shit - you push it out and forget about the fucker...
Dickhead sickness runs in Gasket's family - but in his case? it fucking gallops.
If you like fucking dumb gorillas and brainless slaughter, Bull is your man... but you'll have to do without me on your team...
Laura and I will soon be celebrating an anniversary ...with her by my side, I will even take on this...risky mission...
I like to watch Henning work. He is truly one of the elite pros - and because of him, I am interested in extending my contract - in spite of my doubts about this mission.
Helmut Grunther can take a difficult mission and make it look easy - he is the reason why I'll stay on...but put this on the record... this mission sucks.
I said...
Hey - what does PFF mean? Aah, are you curious? It means...Poor..Fucking.. Fart...is the message coming through loud and clear?
Hello...
I have better things to do...
Do you want me to just soak up the sunshine?
How long should the contract run?
Call me when you KNOW what you want...
Fucking Gasket? He was on a mission with me some time ago... I'm amazed the psycho dickhead is still alive...he nearly got us all killed and that is NOT, I repeat, NOT an experience I wish to relive.
Remember - my contract is running out.
I have perfected my skills - sould this not show in my pay packet?
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It is an ingrate.
Finally, the pleasure commences.
I am overwhelmed by their aggression.
Finally, the pleasure commences.
I believe we have found the source of our troubles. It is time to turn off the tap.
I, Gaston Cavalier, shall stay on alert for those that have vanished.
I am alerted by the strange sounds around me.
I must be respectful of the danger that is near.
I must be respectful of the danger that is near.
I do not like this. I am suspicious... like a jealous lover engaged to a harlot.
I am overwhelmed by their aggression.
I have located something.
It is there for the taking.
I am not at ease with an empty weapon.
I shall die... soon... with bravery and honor.
In death, the Fox has left many a broken heart scattered across this pitiful place.
I am saddened by the loss of Buns. But, perhaps, death will offer her a second chance at life. May she not suffer from cemented emotion the next time around.
Buzz is at peace now. Only death, or Gaston, could quell such internal anger.
I am without a destiny.
Mon dieu... a gun that does not work.
Fire at will, but you cannot damage MY confidence.
I was mislead. A victim of dirty tactics.
Ha... you will die, you incompetent fool!
It would require the wind of a hurricane to come even close.
I can only hope my injury does not leave a repulsive scar.
Fatigue is the most dangerous of enemies.
I am... without air.
You are dismissed... easily.
It was inevitable.
This Malice... He butchers the language of my mother. I can no longer bear this verbal slaughter.
Flo disgraces the battlefield with her presence. She is not French, this woman. She has lived in America. And she has bought many hamburgers from that clown... Ronald whatever.
I do not wish to be Biff. He is an imbecile of the highest caliber, much like his partner in business.
I am leaving this place. Biff is intolerable and incompetent. I would not even allow this boy to park my automobile.
It is tragic. I had hoped the pieces would be bigger.
I would much prefer the use of a boat.
I am dispensed with my chore.
It would be ludicrous.
Gaston has passed through the deathtrap. We shall taste the champagne of victory.
I believe we have concluded our duty as animal control officers.
A clown without a circus.
I am bored. Bored with my own despair.
Ah... My heart aches for the company of civilized men.
The plane has spotted us. I am their target.
I am guessing my equipment did not come in a box.
I am forced to endure scoundrels. War, it is a magnet for the lowest of class.
America! A country without culture. A people drawn to bright flashy lights like bugs.
I have earned this.
Am I the only one alerted by the pure stupidity of this?
Why do I imagine you puzzled?
I throw in my glove. I can turn my back on my people no longer. When Malice speaks, my ancestors twirl in their tombs. This is not French! Not French, I tell you. I am leaving now.
I am shamed by Flo. I will leave quietly without incident.
Oh, Fox... Oh Fox.
You are hot, Buns! An open fire on a cold winter night.
Buzz, there is such untapped passion in you.
I am blinded! I shall feel my way through the darkness. I have done this before.
It is not possible.
She was most impressed with Gaston. This was obvious.
We share the same space with our enemies.
I, Gaston Cavalier, shall stay on alert for those that have vanished.
I treat my gun like a woman, and the trigger responds to my touch.
I am wary. He appears to be a friendly fellow, but so did our pilot.
You are not the first to part with Gaston due to inferior sentiments.
They have been dispensed. I savor victory yet again.
I do not like this. I am suspicious... like a jealous lover engaged to a harlot.
I can only hope we will be meeting other women.
Now, there is the cat's meow.
I have done what it is I came to do. Now, I must attend to urgent needs of a kinder nature. It was a pleasure, filled with many moments.
They flee to safety. Ha! They respect my talent.
Include me in this.
It is an affront to my dignity to be holding such junk.
It would probably be best if someone else were to play with this.
I do not like this. I am suspicious... like a jealous lover engaged to a harlot.
I am at my destiny. How will you use me now?
At last, I am no longer without connection to the civilized world. The computer is back in order.
My god... I am alive.
Something tells me you have done this before.
We sit like ducks in this place. Someone must be alerted of our bad landing.
There is no way to exit up here. There must be a way to open the door below.
My departure is not possible. We are lead down the same path in this tunnel of war.
I was not advised of the proper attire, and resent the shivers that dance over my body.
I believe we have found the source of our troubles. It is time to turn off the tap.
What a despicable place! I doubt they sell wine with a cork in this town.
The chill has finally left my body. I have skied in warmer climates.
Gaston has passed through the deathtrap. We shall taste the champagne of victory.
I believe they await our arrival. I am sure there are people in Algiers who were shaken by the noise!
Everyone has passed through the trap of death. I am unsure if this is for the best.
I can only hope we will be meeting other women.
Raul is a man in need of slapping. However, in times of war we are forced into the mercy of men like this.
I will kill this man, personally.
I am wary. He appears to be a friendly fellow, but so did our pilot.
Welcome Manuel... Would you, ah, take offence if I was to offer you my eau de toilette? You may use it liberally as if it was your own.
Welcome Colonel. There is always room on my team for men with proper military training.
I wonder, Mister Kulba, how many decades have flew by since you were doing this, ah, spare time, weekend warrior, stint as a hobby?
A Japanese cowboy? And a movie star? Where do these mercenaries come from? And what possibly lies ahead, eh? Barney, the dinosaur?
I am taken aback! It is not possible. A weapon I never killed anyone with before?
I am unsure of this... A blender of death under the control of strangers.
It was inevitable.
Perhaps, it is best I have a look at that paper.
It was beautiful. An inspiration to witness. An explosion like no other.
It appears that not all the guards were in their quarters. Or, perhaps, we are making contact with different troops.
An eighteenth century hand mortar. An ingenious weapon for its time. French, I believe.
I believe we have concluded our duty as animal control officers.
This is ironic! The imbecile has blown himself to pieces.
Unfortunately, everything on his person is also in many pieces.
Without wirecutters, I am left with little choice but to beat this barrier until it succumbs to my superior strength. I shall attempt to do so quietly, but it does not appear possible.
It is a most impressive door. It will not be opened easily.
It is time to go down... to the basement. I believe we have found the secret.
My God... What is that irritating noise?
That is the signal. We have access to the fan.
It is as I suspected - the coordinates for launching the missiles. Like the imbeciles they are, they have marked the origin.. .
I shall turn their stupidity against them. I should be able to arrange this easily at the controls, then I shall make my escape quickly by way of the elevator.
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Inconvenience.
The targets are here.
Ham-dog! I'm knee deep in it.
The targets are here.
This is gonna be more fun than I thought!
Jackpot! The spawning grounds. Gonna nip this right in the butt right now!
Catchin' noise.
This sucks eggs.
Step firmly! Got a bad feeling!
Step firmly! Got a bad feeling!
Ham-dog! I'm knee deep in it.
There!
What's that?
I'm dry! Need some ammo now.
Not good. Spraying blood like a keg.
Knowing Bull, he went hard.
Biff is dead? He was like a pet to me.
Gus was a good man.
Makes no sense...
Gun's jamming!
This ain't over.
Couple of drinks and I won't even remember it.
Losers.
Ain't doable. No visuals.
Got a low grade wound here.
Time to get into my bag. I'm beat...
Sucking... on a... lung.
Another one for the chaplain.
Reminds me of soup... I like soup.
Don't know what that Trevor's going on about. Couldn't give a kangaroos arse either. Just ditch him.
That Meltdown has gotta be the ugliest looking thing I ever saw. Got an urge to shoot it, myself.
He deserved to die slower, but what ya gonna do.
I'm finished up.
Hope you weren't counting on it.
Very nice! Looks like there's something to that big bang theory, after all. Well... That's what we came to do!
Very nice! Looks like there's something to that big bang theory, after all. Well... That's what we came to do!
Somebody's child...
This sucks eggs.
Posers. Poor imitations of fighting men that's what most of 'em are.
Stay alert! Bird droppings coming our way.
Most of my stuff should be ditched in a lake.
I like it when them snobs walk around with their noses way up in the air, gives me something to aim for.
Comes with performance.
Got a stupid tag hanging from it.
Step away. Ain't nothing to see here.
He keeps blabbing away in sort of kangaroo speak. Don't know, but I'm getting away from Colby. He's giving me a tumor.
I see that thing's face again, I swear I'm gonna die. I'm puttin' some mileage between me and Meltdown. I just can't bring up any more acid.
Bull knows the ropes.
That boy makes me piss myself.
There's a man with a couple of wars under his belt.
Eyeballs are tearing. That's never happened before.
Not proud to say this, but trying is useless.
That was entertaining.
We're gonna see action here.
They're not all bagged yet. Keep that in mind.
Makes me warm inside.
Somebody's child...
Now we're both happy.
It's looks just like they were never here.
Ham-dog! What the Hell happened?
Reminds me of the lady who ran the corner store back in my old neighborhood.
Got four-legged trouble.
I get mixed feelings when these things come to an end. Get some down time, but I can't really relax unless I got a finger tugging at a trigger. Hopefully, we'll get to do it again.
Someone musta yelled fire. They made for the exits.
Count me in, too.
Fraggin' piece of ham-dog this thing!
It ain't clean. Should be careful.
Don't look right around here.
I'm standing by. Want to change that?
Computer's back in business. Can't wait to fire up a couple of my... favorite sites.
Ham-dog! What the Hell happened?
Yeah... And you'll be lucky if I let you live.
We showed up like the fourth of July. We should be making tracks.
We ain't going anywhere up here. Gotta figure a way to open that freakin' door downstairs.
Yeah... right! There's only one way out and we're going together.
Had I known we were landing in the Arctic, I would have worn my long underwear. Ham-dog! I'm freezing!
Jackpot! The spawning grounds. Gonna nip this right in the butt right now!
Grew up in a town pretty much like this...
Well, there's a good sign, my pants are filling out again. Amazing what a little bit of sun'll do.
Looks like we didn't all make it! Oh, well...
We made a lot of noise, but that's the way I like it. Gives 'em time to think about what's coming.
Looks like we didn't lose anyone to the blades.
Reminds me of the lady who ran the corner store back in my old neighborhood.
Got a loud bark for a little dog.
This is gonna be more fun than I thought!
Kid seems up-front. I trust him.
I never made it to Arulco, Manuel, but I'll do my best to see ya get back there.
Keep in check there, Colonel. Sometimes the less said the better.
Something tells me I'm gonna enjoy having you around, Kulba.
Just remember this ain't the movies, Cowboy!
Ham-dog! A new weapon to check out.
Ya know, if that buzzsaw starts up when we're in there, we're history.
He deserved to die slower, but what ya gonna do.
Gimme that paper!
Very nice! Looks like there's something to that big bang theory, after all. Well... That's what we came to do!
Looks like we didn't nip them in the butt after all. Whole country must know we're here!
Hummm. An eighteen century hand mortar with ammo. Haven't since one of those in over a month.
That's the last of 'em. What makes me think the hag's gonna be selling rugs in a month from now?
Thought I'd seen everything. Guess explosives weren't his speciality.
Only downside is raging Raul destroyed everything he was carrying, too.
Wirecutters would have been nice. Now, we gotta give this thing a good boot and let everyone know we're coming.
Look at the door. Ya gotta know someone doesn't want us in there.
I heard a loud noise coming from downstairs.
What's the deal with that alarm. Did we trigger something?
That's our cue. Fan is shutdown.
It's a list of launch coordinates for the missiles. Gives me an idea... I say, I fire off one of these suckers myself. Never had the pleasure before.
Shot it straight up and bring her straight back down. I'll program the coordinates for this place into control panel and scoot out by the elevator. Sounds like a plan to me.
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Rustlers!
I eagle-eye vermin, partner.
It be stampede, partner.
Coyote!
Ohhhhh! Very nice... Never see one of these entire life.
I do not like the look of ground. I do not like it one bit.
Hear rustling, partner. Could be rustlers.
That one a big stinker, partner.
Cock your six shooters. This Wild East situation.
Cock your six shooters. This Wild East situation.
It be stampede, partner.
Oh! Something of interest.
That belong to me now.
More lead!
I bleed like roadkill, partner.
Ahhhhh, Foxy! What happened?
Just when I happy to see Larry still alive after all these years, he go and die.
Is most confusing, partner.
Six shooter not working properly!
They will feel my horns.
One star! Great cast. Weak script. Very poor direction.
Ha! Could not hit side of a cow barn.
This no movie, partner. I cannot make shot.
I winged, partner
Plum tuckered, partner. Oh, need shut-eye.
I getting hogtied.
Dead desperado.
Take that John Wayne!
Great special effects!
I no like small places, partner. I need wide-open range.
I take care of chore.
Uh, not in contract.
Oh... Too bad I forget camera. Make excellent footage for Asia's Funniest Home Video. Now... Where did I leave that camera?
Great special effects!
That one a big stinker, partner.
This not fun like I remember.
I have big problem with posse, partner.
Galloping Clydesdale! They make attack from air!
Movie props in better condition than my stuff.
What woman doing with gun? Maybe cleaning it?
Ha! I still got it.
You no thinkin' straight, partner.
That was very, very funny, partner.
You still got it, Foxy! And you look marvelous.
Larry number one!
Feel like campfire in my eye. Hate darkness! Must see soon!
It like milking Bull. Utterly useless. Oh... I write that down in notebook.
Oh... I talk a lot with Madame Fung. Give me six string guitar, six shooter and six pack, and she be mine in less than six minutes.
There be rustlers in these parts, partner.
Be careful! They play hide and seek with us.
Take that John Wayne!
Coyote!
Most unexpected, partner.
We run Dodge city now!
In the wide-open days, partner, we'd take this rustler out back and tie to bull. Then, castrate bull. Or do way of old friend Reuban; tie bull to rustler, then castrate rustler.
This town make great location for next film project; Cow on Hot Tin Roof.
Coyote!
It was good to be back in saddle again. I be ready to hit range with you anytime, partner. I send you free movie passes for whole family entertainment.
They headed for hills, partner.
Same here, partner.
What wrong with this thing?
It big Kabooie waiting to happen, partner.
I do not like the look of ground. I do not like it one bit.
I here, partner.
Computer should be working now, partner. Remember, if anyone is looking for me, I not here. No time for fan E-mail.
Must find way to open door and go underground like prairie dog.
You not leaving me here, partner. I am CLOSET-phobic.
This town make great location for next film project; Cow on Hot Tin Roof.
Posse get caught in fan. We ride on, partner, with small posse.
Sound like earthquake. I think everyone out of bunks now, partner.
Posse make it through terrifying turbine of trouble without loss of life.
Oh, she very nice woman when you get her out of store.
In the wide-open days, partner, we'd take this rustler out back and tie to bull. Then, castrate bull. Or do way of old friend Reuban; tie bull to rustler, then castrate rustler.
You go to grave, barn-dog!
He seem like honest Abe.
You travel world, colonel. Maybe you see me in motion picture, Saving Partner Ryan. I play part of Deputy Ryan. It filmed entirely on location in Wyoming. Maybe not... Welcome to posse.
Nobody worries... I top shape! Work out everyday. Only hearing not good. Too much noise from six shooters.
Ohhhhh! Very nice... Never see one of these entire life.
Whoaaaaaaa, partner! This fan, job for stuntman double!
Commander Morris step out. He not expected to return.
Let me see poster, partner.
What a climatic closing. Ha ha! Big explosion! Much dust. They use cannons no more! We put end to that!
It classic weapon. Make excellent movie prop.
Oh... Too bad I forget camera. Make excellent footage for Asia's Funniest Home Video. Now... Where did I leave that camera?
Most unfortunate. Idiot rustler blow up everything. Nothing to pick up, but pieces!
Most unfortunate... Without wirecutters, we must break it off. It make noise, partner. Alert rustlers to our whereabouts.
Never see door so strong. It door like Fort Knox, partner.
I hear something, partner. Sound like buffalo stampede or big door moving. We should check it out.
What make terrible noise?
Fan is shutdown for maintenance. It time to ride into danger!
It explain positioning for firecrackers. Control panel offers great opportunity. I think I can send cracker on destination of choosing. This be ultimate twist to ironic plot - using threat to destroy threat.
But must determine trail for escape. Shall ride into elevator, and gallop to safety.
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Insolents.
Very well, then... Time to dispense with formalities.
Experiencing a tad of trouble.
Very well, then... Time to dispense with formalities.
Right, then... Very few problems a well-placed charge can't solve. We'll just have to get clear and cover our ears.
Have you ever been up the Nile? Right, then...didn't think so, then. Led a number of expeditions, myself. Nasty river that. Saw a man feed his peter to a school of piranhas once. Unintentionally, of course.
I heard it clear as day. Someone or something's about!
It appears they sought sanctuary elsewhere. Most likely caught a whiff of the tea, I believe...
Many years of jungle experience... I have, then... So I know when to anticipate a bad situation... when I anticipate a bad situation.
Many years of jungle experience... I have, then... So I know when to anticipate a bad situation... when I anticipate a bad situation.
Experiencing a tad of trouble.
There's something.
What's that, then?
An unloaded gun.. right, then. Ammo!
For king and country... Bloody hurts though, then... I take this... ohhh... painful journey... towards courage and... gin would help... honor.
Right, then...
Appears to be a problem here...
Rather determined lot, I'd say.
Right, then... Won't happen again.
Right, then... Heart has recommenced pumping.
Not possible. Though it would not have been a problem in my younger years.
It appears the enemy has gotten lucky. I will require medical attention.
I will need to retire to slumber shortly.
Orgh! Cramps! Not enough bran I'm afraid.
Not much of a loss, really.
Not much of a loss, really.
Right, then... long career, but you never see enough of that, now do you?
I don't imagine, I'll ever get used to the humidity here. Much less tolerable than the jungle, I dare say.
Well, then... Once again I have completed my orders fully to the satisfaction of all concerned.
Won't be doing that, then, now will I?
Could have had a little more umppph, I dare say! Rather disappointed, but we can't be expecting perfection every time, now can we?
Quite a bang, I'd say. Rather exhilarating. Push the proper right out of anyone. Why I'd bet they enjoyed it for miles around. A proud moment, then.
Regrettably, there are all types in this man's army.
I am beginning to question whether changing allegiance was the proper course of action.
A rather sorry lot indeed.
Take cover... I fear they're making a move from the safety of the air.
I'd mostly likely be better off wearing just me knickers and carrying a letter opener rather than toting this junk here and about.
All right, then... A rather fine day for war it is.
As man of strong moral fiber, I do believe the woman of this outfit are due their due respect.
Right, then... due recognition.
Gin upped again are we?
I can only hope that it serves a lesson for the need for sobriety in thought.
Bloomin' tulips! My cataracts are on fire.
It is futile. Futile, I dare say.
Well, right then... Another party heard from.
Extreme caution. There are undesirables milling about.
I don't believe they have all been put to rest, so act accordingly.
A rather precious find, I dare say.
Right, then... due recognition.
Really? I presume you have thought the matter out, then. Well... good riddance to you!
Well, then... That was the last of them then, wasn't it?
Appears to be a problem here...
She's quite the stickler for the do and the don'ts, I'd say. An admirable quality in a woman.
An Egyptian river cat!
Well, right, then... The matter is settled. It was a blast! A most invigorating experience, it was at that...
It appears they sought sanctuary elsewhere. Most likely caught a whiff of the tea, I believe...
Right, then... Check me off as well...
Not standard issue, is it, then?
Step back, now, then... I believe this booby trap is disarmable.
The ground is most suspicious. Extreme caution required.
All right, then... Awaiting further instructions, while enjoying the respite.
Right, then... That thingabooby appears to have given us the ability to communicate with the outside world. A rather good thing, I suppose.
I believe finding a method to open the door below remains our best option. Right, then, well... At least that would be my current understanding of the situation.
There appears to be but one exit. I believe we're stuck with each other, then...
I'm afraid we may have sacrificed part of the team to the blades. Rather shoddy way to go, I'm afraid. Doubt even their equipment would be of value now.
Quite a bang, I'd say. Rather exhilarating. Push the proper right out of anyone. Why I'd bet they enjoyed it for miles around. A proud moment, then.
Right, everyone's present, then. Time to move on.
She's quite the stickler for the do and the don'ts, I'd say. An admirable quality in a woman.
I've seen this man before. Believe it was in Panama, when I was there enlarging the canal. A rush job, it was. Had the world's largest freighter anchored offshore waitin' on me to finish.
Rather hard to believe that you once signed my checks. Well, very well, then, since that's no longer the case...
Shame we can't spare the time. Would loved to have chatted with the lad about my excursion to Frobisher Bay. He might have know my guide Johnny Outboardmotor. Man could harpoon a Beluga like no other. Very well...then.
It's a shame I didn't know anything about this Arulco affair before, you'd probably have been home for weeks, Manuel. Maybe even have had another boy by now. I was sitting around inactive for months. Shame really.
Right, then... I expect my experience will prove to be handy, then. I cannot even begin to list my contributions to warfare, however I am quite sure all of them will be evident shortly.
Cleveland? Gateway to the Great Lakes, I believe. Haven't had the pleasure, John. Hasn't really been much of need for my services in that part of the mid-west. Shame really. Are you sure your up to the task?
Ah, the Pacific... fine memories, Tex. Can't say I recall any cowboys, or horses, however. Course, I was only fifteen, then, at the time. Mostly jungle, if I recall. Dense jungle, and Japs behind every blade of grass.
Right, then... well you are free to vote on the matter, however I could rig us up something rather nice. No need for daredevil tactics; a loud noise, a puff of smoke, and we'd be able to drive a truck through there in no time.
He won't be giving anyone else the task of menial guard duty, now will he? Right, then...
No offence intended, but I should probably take a look a that note.
Could have had a little more umppph, I dare say! Rather disappointed, but we can't be expecting perfection every time, now can we?
Right, then, what have we here? A fourteen century, Native American buffalo gun, I believe. Even appears to be in an operational state.
That was the last of those blasted Egyptian River cats. A rather aggressive lot they were.
Inexperienced, incompetent, jackass! Let this be a lesson to all of you, explosives are a dangerous thing in the hands of the untrained.
Indeed. The fool managed to blow up everything he was carrying as well.
Right, then... Very few problems a well-placed charge can't solve. We'll just have to get clear and cover our ears.
A rather remarkable door, I dare say. Reinforced to the extent that explosives may not even do the trick.
I am absolutely certain I heard something open.
That is the nuisance alarm I was referring to. Rather grating, really.
Right then... Seen this before, I have... Part of the missiles' delivery system. There was a threat to Arulco indeed. Well... right then, the escape will be made by way of the lift over there.
I shall reset the destination on the control panel to be the same as the point of departure. Much like I attempted during my mission into Pakistan in the late sixties. Only this time I shall get it right.
There is a power plant here with the most annoying alarm. I had to bloody well listen to it every day all the way over at the mine. Makes this most irritating noise every time they shutdown the fan.
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Enemies in sector!
Let it begin!
I have big trouble!
One of these ... animals!
Did not know, that these ...animals...are so big!
Our animal friends been here.
I heard something.
It stinks of these crabs here - this is not my kind of war.
It is too quiet here.
There is something wrong here...
Go, leave, die!
Here is something!
Looks interesting.
No ammo!
Must have doctor...
Dr. Laura! Your death saddens me. You were wonderful lady.
Where...how..am lost!?
Jam!
They really want me bad.
Ah! Was hard hitting there.
Was very close.
Only with Russian telekinesis.
I...am losing blood.
It is not professional with no sleep.
Must have air.
One must go.
Agh, horrible.
This Ivan make Russia look bad.
This Conrad is ...nerve killer.
Da...Mike...
I see this before.
I am ready.
Am professional...this order not good.
Daaa, that is better.
Yes, Victor!
Biiig Amateur.
This mission...is a big mistake.
All no good.
Air attack!
Equipment?...shit.
Are beginners, not pro. Must still learn...
Da, I get better.
You not serious?
Was mistake.
You have called Ivan? I...niet, that was not good.
Dr. Laura is strong woman. Strong...pretty too.
I will wait a while.
That is... Mike!
Eyes, my eyes!
Niet.
Good people here.
Enemies are here... somewhere.
We are not finished mission.
Interesting
That is precision gun.
Is that the boy we seek?
Mission is hard here. But..we come here, we win here.
Sector is like Siberian snow...clean.
Something not here...aah Mafia.
She is no good woman.
A big cat.
We were a good team. It is right to fight here. I like this mission.
I think we are alone now.
Must rest.
I am ready again.
Very true...me also.
Work material must be good, dat? This is shit!
This looks..ehh.. suspicious...can explode.
Stop! There is something...done there on ground.
I will not drown...
Wait for orders.
I know more commanders...now I look for a good one....not you. I...choose my boss...you understand, da?
Too much dead men with you...not needed, this...so much dead.
Today is Russian holiday...niet...sorry.
I must polish my medal. You ask soon next time.
Here Victor Kolesnikov. Speak with machine. I call you.
My contract is...finish. Good luck for mission.
I hear you hire Ivan...Me and him? Niet. You find somebody else...
I will not work with Conrad.
Contract is finished soon...you want Victor longer?
Good...Very good.
Da, accept. I will come.
Operation is not good - but if Dr. Laura with team...Victor with team, too.
I can choose my commandant. My last mission for you ...it is enough.
I say...again
I fight for money...you have not enough.
Your problem.
You let people be killed - not needed - I, Victor, will leave now.
The correct answer to question is niet. Because if yes, I will soon eat Ivan's balls for breakfast.
Niet, no extension. I wish you luck with Conrad. I only work with commandant who know a good team.
OK, I will tell you why I stay... it is only because you have Dr.Laura.
I say again...
No money, no contract.
Victor Kolesnikov here.
I live to be merc.
For what we are waiting, hah?
For how long?
You telephone with me - when you have shit again all together.
Ivan and Victor in one team - is not good...like shit and glory.
Our contract is soon finish...
More money for better merc...that is the...eh, rule.
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Enemies in the vicinity!
OK, let's go!
Scheisse!
Too much biology here for my taste.
I must be in the wrong time at the wrong place here...can you all see that thing too?
I hope this is not a preview of our future?
Ssh, I heard something.
It stinks here like in my father's animal food factory! Wonder if we could put them in tins as pet food?
It is much too quiet here...something is wrong...
I am never avoiding a fight, it is my second nature... but this here, it is like a big game safari...one of these damn things could pop up to me around the next corner!
From where the hell are all these animals coming?
Ah, something useful..
What is that there?
I have to reload....but with what?
I am.... hit hard..but I am also liking life ...would be nice if somebody is coming to help me...
Lennart! Schei?e... Us Estonians have to stick together. Aah! It will not be the same without you...
That is indeed a shame. I mean, she was an American, but..somehow a little more Italian, if you know what I mean...
Scheisse...is it time for...oh..eh?
My gun is jamming!
They want me...very much.
That was very rough.
Hah,just missed...you will not get me so easy like that!
Even a sniper could not hit anything here...oh, am I a sniper now too?
Hey, that is my blood...MY God...is that MY blood I am seeing here?
When it is time to sleep, you should sleep...there is a time for fighting and a time for dreaming.
Just breathe, Janno.
One more gone.
Like I am saying ...big game safari.
That Sidney...he will soon have a unmoving upper lip...do you wish to bet on this?
If I must listen to this Reaper much longer, I will be a bad mental case. He really is getting me down...
I got Mike...ja, good feeling.
Maybe I should have followed in the footsteps of my father... Canning animal food is a nice, quiet job.
Good to have a big blaster like this.
Ja, all done!
No, that will not do.
Ach, she probably could not cook either.
- So...that was it - the monster mama.
You know the kind that are not appreciating a good meal? Annoying , very annoying.
Somehow this is all just so...scheisse.
I do not like any of this. The country, the people, ...and mainly the dummies all around me...
Air attack!
Scrap...it is all scrap!
The people need much more training and they must be willing to LEARN.
I could pick an English face out of a thousand different ones.
Slowly but surely, I am getting better.
That plan - it is somehow ..not good.
Hmm. That was to be expected.
So now I have to listen to this Schweinehund Sidney the whole time? If I had known that, I would not have been here.
Jaaa, Lennart! I just knew I would like to work together with you.
I like her. American women are usually...well...But with Grace?.. You can know right away her Italian blood - and they know their food too.
What do you say we wait a while - just to see how things go...
Nein...Mike?
My eyes are on fire...dark...nein..NEIN..I can't see..!
Nobody in the world could do this.
Friendly people here.
This sector is occupied...by the enemy...time to change that.
Attention! I think we have not got them all.
What is that?
My weapon always speaks the last word!
Hey, looks like Joey...the one we are looking for!
I am pleased to be here, Miguel.
I think we have killed them all.
Is something not missing?
She deserved that.
A big cat..I don't believe it.
We can say it now...it was really like a...'mission impossible'. But...we did it!
All gone? Hmm, they have retreated, I think...
I must sleep...eating and sleeping must not be neglected.
Ready for duty.
Me too.
I could do it ok if this thing would work...but it's kaputt.
Looks like explosive to me.
Attention...it could be a trap down there.
I'm...going down..!
I am here now - I await your orders.
Your reputation is not the best...people talk about it.
I am a merc because I choose it...but this does not mean that I love death...
I must complete my tax forms...I have no time.
I have a date...sorry. You see, I did not know until now...I mean, that you wished to extend my contract...next time, tell me much sooner...
Here Janno Allik. If you are having important news for me, please speak now
Ok, we are all done here...much luck for the future.
Better you look for a different merc. One who likes to work with SCHEISS Englander!
I need a change...when I hear Reaper, I get cold and hot. The world gets dark around my head...
I should like to work more for you...if you wish this too?
Gut. You should be happy with my results too.
Very good...I shall join you.
Together with Lennart? I will go through scheisse, I will even eat it too... you understand?
Something is telling me no, but when you have Grace Girelli...I am with you.
After the last mission? I would not walk with you even to a snack bar!
I said...
Money is everything. A stupid saying, but in your case, it is fitting. You have not enough money.
You are having a problem, hmm? I will leave now.
You have perhaps made a bet how many mercs you lose on a mission? Nein, nein...not with me.
When I am looking long enough at Sidney, I feel my own upper lip going stiff.
If I have to work longer with Reaper, I shall myself become a member of the Dark Forces of Evil...nein, thank you.
My friend Lennart and I are an unbeatable team...that is why I shall ignore my feelings and I shall say Yes.
With Grace Girelli? I would wander through Arulco with pleasure... otherwise, I do not believe so.
I said...
You have not enough money. You have perhaps not been noticing this?
Hello...
I would now like a steak with big potatoes and gravy, hah!
I should have taken my camera with me...for some nice photos, you understand?
For how long do you want me to be working for you?
I am cooking and my onions are burning black - when you have a good plan please call me back - only then will I stop cooking.
I do not want to work with Sidney...I am having an allergy against his kind ..nein.
I just want to tell you that my contract is ending soon.
I am better now - I think more money would be fair for me, hmmm?
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I can feel you're here...
My trigger finger's itchy...
Hey! Easy now...not all at the same time!
Come here...I have a soft spot for rare animals.
Did you see that? Wow, what an animal.
Well, at least they're thorough...like Jurassic Park here, eh?
What was that?
That smell's unbelievable. These animals stink like a sewer in flood.
Hear anything? Me neither. Suspicious...I don't like it.
I think they're here. Come on out, you slimeballs, I'm waitin' for you.
Dammit, there's too many of 'em!
Somethin' lyin' there.
There's somethin' here.
Hah, out of ammo! Who needs it anyway?
Dammit, I'm hit.
Janno! No! We Estonians have to stick together. You can't just die on me. Hey, I'll buy you your favorite food...
You weren't bad for a Russian, Victor.
Time for some keep fit exercises.
I just love this thing when it jams!
I've killed better guys than you.
That was tough...but I'm tougher.
Wow! I felt the draught of that bullet.
Shoot to hit a target? Are you serious?
I'm losing blood.
Got to get some shuteye before I fall asleep on my feet.
Breathe!!
Whack...haa!
One more for my collection.
Chinese make me clazy.
A real arrogant bigmouth, that Lynx.
Well, Mike, Lenni was faster, haa.
Yeh, life's a bitch...
Night missions...not one of my strong points.
Ready.
That's an order I can't accept.
I once had a girl like her.
I knew I'd be the one to get you.
There are scumbags...and scumbags.
If I hadn't listened to you Janno, I'd be somewhere nice havin' fun right now.
I'd even trust a survival camp platoon more than this damn outfit.
Air attack!
Shitty equipment really gets on my nerves.
These people have a lot to learn. They have to put more into it.
I once saw a video of Arulco. But this is different. Interesting place.
Improving all the time!
That would be counter-productive.
I saw that comin'.
You want me to cooperate with Mr. Oriental Wisdom Q himself?
Yeh, Janno. They call him "Brain", did you know that?
Victor, that was impressive. You know I'm no Russian lover, but you're OK.
I suppose you've noticed that I have Kamikaze blood in me, hm? But the way things look right now, I think I'll wait a little before I extend my contract.
No...! That's Mike!
I can't see!
No, can't do it.
Nice place, nice climate - no wonder folks in Siberia act different.
This is an enemy sector. Want to bug him a little?
This party isn't over yet.
What is that?
Nice weapon.
Is that not...Joey?
Ahem...we're honored - these Latin American freedom fighters are always so dramatic.
This sector's clean.
Who arranged this deal? I want his balls for breakfast - there's stuff missing here!
She reminded me of an old girlfriend - what was her name again...
A Bloodcat!
That was a lot of fun - and we won! It was well planned and carried out even better.
Where have they all gone? Party poopers.
I have to take a break now....
I'm back!
Me too!
This thing doesn't work.
Well, doesn't this look like a nice trap? Do I hear something ticking?
Easy...there's something on the ground there.
Dammit, I'm drowning!
I'm on site and ready.
It's no fun when someone is as incompetent like you...the answer's no.
You might be generous, but only with the lives of your own people. I don't like that at all.
My girl is ...sick. I have to take care of her.
I don't like being left hanging until the last minute. Ask me sooner next time.
This is Lennart Vilde. If you something interesting to offer, please speak after the beep tone.
Looks like we're finished here. Time to go.
Listen to Dr. Q spiritualizing the whole day long? Sorry.
There's a small problem here. If this Lynx says more than 2 words, he's dead. That's not so good for your team spirit.
Wouldn't mind extending for you...anything doing?
OK, deal.
OK, I'm hurrying.
OK, if Janno is on the team, no problem. He at least knows what he's doing...
Victor is a professional, if he's signed up, that's OK by me.
No thanks. Try somebody else. Our last mission was enough for me.
I'll say it again...
Have you had a look at your money recently?
I don't think you know what you really want.
I don't like how you treat the lives and the health of your people. You have no style.
I see Chinese dangel! Solly, I leally cannot extend my contlact.
That Lynx kills the whole mission for me. Sorry, but I think I'll look for another contract.
Hey, if Janno is on board, I am too. We make a good team.
I suppose I should know better...but if Victor stays maybe we have a chance.
I'm telling you...
Thanks for asking, but you don't expect me to work for nothing, do you?
Lennart here, hello...
A night mission...now that would be nice for my shooting skills.
What are we waiting for?
For a month, a year...what are we talking about here?
Think first - then call.
The China wonder boy and me leally don't make velly good team.
Just to remind you, my contract is soon up.
My performance has improved, so my pay has to match that. You know I'm worth it...
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Our friends are here again...
Time to work...
Holy Shit...
Can you see what I see? Maggot alarm!
Holy Shit! I have an insect allergy - is that a maggot?
Well, it wasn't wolves - could be maggots...
Sshh, hear that?
I believe these insects cripple their enemies with their smell.
It's too quiet for my liking...
I think the maggots are near.
C'MON...I'm your natural enemy - you don't believe it, eh?
Something there!
What's that there?
Out of ammo! Reload!
Won't last long without a medic...
Verdammt Rudolf...I never thought they would get YOU.
Fidel, you're not dead! C'mon, stop acting! Neiiin! He IS dead!
What did I just want?
Damn gun's jammed!
Heavy shit here...
That was hard to take...
A near miss there...!
No line of fire!
I must stop this bleeding - fast.
I really need some sleep.
I need to breathe...
It's all over for you...
Ha! At last...
I can take punishment - what I CAN'T take is that verdammt New-Age Thor. He better put his dick in his mouth...schnell.
We have AT LEAST TWO lunatics here...there's Numb of course...- and the guy who hired him!
Auf Wiedersehen, Mikey boy.
Ouh! Red white and gray - and you're NOT ok! Heh-heh-heh
Ready.
I will not do that.
She wasn't my type anyway.
Jaaa! That finishes the monster maggot!
I think it's time for a change - an idiot-free occupation this time...
Arulco, hah...how interesting...
This here is the company my Mom always warned me about....
Air raid!
They seem to think we don't need good equipment. I don't like that...
This team has a lot to learn...but they don't put their minds to it...
Not bad....I'm getting even better!
We could send Deidranna a fax with our attack plan. That would be just as effective.
Perhaps sarcasm is lost on some people...YES...the fax!
If I'd known I'd have to listen to that windbag Thor, I would NOT have been here!
Yees, Rudolf, you are the MAAAAN!
That Fidel is priceless! Did you SEE THAT?
To extend now? Too early, I think.
Holy Shit! Mike?
What the hell...my eyes...burning...I'm blind!!
Cannot be done!
Quite pleasant, these people.
Enemy presence...be alert.
The enemy is still here - you must be careful.
What's this?
Good workmanship...
Hey, that looks like Joey! After him!
We have come to bring order to Arulco. You can depend on us to help you.
Enemy eliminated - now we can look around in peace...
Someone has been playing with our shipment. Corrupt bastards!
She was definitely NOT better class...
A big cat...
This was a good and important mission, perfectly organised and commanded. I enjoyed it. I would like to work with this team again.
Not all of the enemy are dead, but there are no more here. I believe they have retreated.
I'm losing my concentration...time to rest.
Now I'm ready.
And another here!
This THING isn't working.
Looks like a booby trap.
Something suspicious on the ground there.
Verdammt..I'm going down...
Have arrived - await instructions.
I expect outstanding qualities from a commander. From what I hear, you are lacking in that department.
You lose too many good men - not interested
Sorry, I'm writing a poem for my girl...and you can't interrupt genius at work.
Oh, what a shame. If I had known that....mmmm. Remember I am a mercenary - so ask earlier next time, ja?
Here is Henning von Branitz. I am not available at present. Please leave a message after the tone.
Looks like we're finished here. I wish you luck.
Thor is with you too? Then I must decline. You will find out why. I wish you good luck....you'll need it...
Nein! ... One mission with Numb is enough. Some people cannot learn, but he...he is a crazy shithead. No! NO chance! .
I would suggest a contract extension, what do you think?
Agreed!
I'm on my way.
You managed to get Rudolf? It will be a pleasure to work with him...even in spite of certain doubts I have...
Perhaps I'm making a mistake, but I won't miss out on the chance of a mission with Fidel
I never thought you would ever ask me to work for you again...I live and learn!
I said...
The word merc means mercenary - and THAT means money. I don't work for charities...
This is bad for the reputation...
So, you are as rich as Croesus...one guy dies, you buy another, fine. But for me your death rate is too high - much too high...
I have a bad feeling about that Thor...like repairing his face by force.. A contract extension? No chance.
You want to know in a word why I'm not renewing.......NUMB!
Rudolf and me are a good team. I can't say that about many I know... In other words, I'm in.
When I was an instructor on Cuba, I knew a guy like Fidel. Good times...so because of Fidel I'll sign up...but for the record - it's not because I find your mission so attractive.
I said...
Your bank account is shitty - impossible.
Hello!
I don't have all the time in the world...
How long should the contract be?
Call again - but only when you know what you want.
I'm telling you now - I HATE working with Thor.
Just reminding you - my contract will soon be up.
I have improved yet again. And experience pays, they say...but in cash, I hope.
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There they are!
Are you ready?
There are too many!
One of these insects.
Tell me this is a nightmare. What does it mean if you dream of big insects?
These insects had a picnic here.
I hear something.
It stinks of these insects here.
Too much silence.
Can you feel the insects here too?
There are too many!
What is it?
Something there...!
No bullets..should I do the hand-to-hand?
I am wounded.
Merde, Barry. I am sorry..you were ok.
What, where?
My gun is out of order!
Merde!
Ummpf. I am stronger!
Mon Dieu!
This does not work.
I need help.
I will take a nap.
Ohh, air...
...see me and die...
I killed the monster.
I don't want any more of this Malice...
French tart.
Adieu Mike.
Ohlala!
You know, I am just too strong...
I am ready.
Ah non. I do not...accept this.
I had no choice...
Bye bye...
There are assholes everywhere.
Merde...
So many fools?
Air attack!
Our equipment, 'terrible'.
They have much to learn.
Zut alors...
I am better, non?
The idea is 'terrible'...
The idea was 'vraiment miserable', ehh...really bad.
I would not even ride in a bus with Malice.
Barry, that was 'formidable'!
We'll speak later.
Mike?
I'm blind!
This is impossible...
Very friendly.
Enemies in sector.
'Attention!'We are not alone.
What is that?
Like Rambo, 'n'est-ce pas'?
There...the boy...
Don't worry, we will help you...hemmm...I cannot speak so well.
They're all killed.
Something missing.
Adieu...
A Bloodcat!
I would say... victory!
Where are they? Have they all gone?
I need sleep...
I'm back.
I agree.
It does not work.
Merde, maybe it explodes?
Down there...'Attention!'
I'm drowning...
OK, I am here...
I say non, you have a bad reputation.
I say non, you loose too many men.
Merci, but no. Maybe another time.
You 'ave waited too long - I say non.
C'est Luc Fabre, please speak after peep.
I will leave now - Bonne Chance...eh...Good Luck!
Not with Malice in one team.
Avec this Florence? I regret, non...
My contract... we make an extension?
D'accord. I agree.
D'accord, I will join you.
Avec Barry together - ok... but only avec Barry.
Mon Dieu! How can you even ask? I say NON!.
I said...
And what about money?
I am leaving.
You...sacrifice your men too ...vite. Alors...I go.
Avec Malice? I say non.
I don't want to work with Flo, that's why I say non.
D'accord. I'll do it because of Barry.
I said...
You ask me...and have no money?
Hallo!
I'm the weapon of mass destruction...
Alors, what are we waiting for?
For how long?
Are you ready?
Working with Malice sucks, he's a fool.
My contract is soon....finished.
I'm more expensive now because I'm better.
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We have enemy contact.
The operation can begin!
I need some help here.
Interesting creatures!
Pity my father isn't here. This species would interest him indeed.
Carnivores, maybe even omnivores? I could not say.
I heard something.
Could this be pheromone? This stuff is not meant for humans to smell.
It is much too peaceful here.
My interest in this new species is somewhat limited! I do not wish to study their hunting behavior from close-up.
Oh, they hunt in packs...aah!
A closer look at that...
What is that?
Out of ammo!
I need a pressure bandage - and morphium - fast!
Rudolf... it had to happen. It was either you or me... It is out of our hands. But really, could you EVER have imagined us two in a fireplace rocking chair?
Pity about you, Victor. You were a man of principle. That impressed me.
Where were we?
This weapon is jamming.
Too much lead in the air!
That was bad...
That was very close.
Wishful thinking.
I'm losing too much blood. I have to stop this bleeding!
Human bodies need a pause - it is time for mine.
It's like a rarified atmosphere - breathe...breathe!
He definitely earned that.
Maybe I should take a bio-sample?
That Buzz really gets to me.
Fox is exactly the right name for that little tramp.
It's over, Mike.
No doctor can help here.
I await new orders.
Regretfully, I have to say no.
Operation concluded - patient dead.
It's a shame really. And I have no formaldehyde... Do we have any dry ice here?
It would be better for some team members to get out of my way....fast.
My motivation is at zero level. This mission has lost its meaning for me.
Some people don't belong here - or, I could be in the wrong place at the wrong time - but mostly in the wrong company.
Air strike!
As a doctor I like to have good tools when I'm stitching someone up - as a merc, when I am killing someone, I do not need Scheisse like this!
It's nice when one can master something - and I am getting better all the time...
Doubtful...very doubtful.
Well, just as I said...
That Buzz has a bad effect on my circulation.
There is no one better than Rudolf!
Yes! Excellent, Victor! Why do they all call you Monk?
Too soon for me...let us wait to see how it will be.
Mike?
Ahh, my retina, my EYES...I can see nothing!
Surgical and military operations have one thing in common - some simply cannot be done...
One must admire the people here for their endurance. I can well imagine what they have been through.
Enemy in vicinity!
We are not done here yet - there are still enemies around.
What is that?
An excellent weapon!
That must be Joey - after him!
My apologies for my countrywoman. It is a special pleasure for me to help this country and its people. I have known the horrors of a dictatorship too.
This sector is now green - and surgically clean.
There are items missing. Someone has helped himself to our supplies.
It is through people like her that evil governments can exist and flourish.
Arulco really has very interesting fauna...
It is a good feeling, this fighting for a better world. I liken it to the feeling I get after a clean, successful operation. You first remove a cancerous growth - then the patient has rehabilitation...mmm-mmh
It would seem that the enemy has retreated.
I will sleep now.
Ahh, that was good. Even a short sleep can work wonders for the body.
My opinion exactly.
This thing here is kaputt.
Looks like a booby trap.
Be careful to watch the ground - it is perhaps a trap.
I am drowning...!
No thank you. I have been reading about you - and the conditions in which people have to be working under you.
Corpses surround you - you are well-known for this.
I must visit a medical congress, I am sorry.
I do not like it when one makes me wait. The next time you could ask earlier...
Here is Dr. Laura Colin. In urgent cases, please buzz my pager.
You may ask me again next time...
I do not like being bugged. And Buzz bugs me very much - no, I am sorry.
No, not if our 'little fox' is on the team - that one I hate...she annoys me very badly.
Would you agree to a contract extension, perhaps?
Good. We agree.
Yes, I believe the mission will hold much interest for me.
I may speak openly...the reason why I am accepting in spite of my... misgivings.. is that you have employed Rudof Steiger. He is a true professional - if he is with us, my concerns are nothing.
Well, I am curious to know whether my positive impression of this Victor Kolesnikov can be true - therefore.. I agree.
Hah! I could imagine something much better...a better atmosphere, do you understand? Like going to the dentist to get a tooth pulled...
I said...
If you have money problems, please do not ask rhetorical questions in future, OK?
It is your decision.
I am of the opinion that too many good people die on your missions. And I do not mean through illness either!
I cannot stand men-hating women like that Buzz - I must say no.
With Fox together? Thank you, no. If I wish to hear telephone sex during a mission, I will let you know.
I like to work with Rudolf. For me he is a full pro. However, I must tell you...this is the only reason why I am saying yes.
That Victor Kolesnikov interests me, indeed...of course on a purely professional basis...I say yes!
I said...
You have no capital...but perhaps you are not aware of this?
Hallo?
Perhaps we should make a few...stretches and pushups?
More speed would be appreciated.
The contract...how long were you thinking of?
When you know what you wish - call me. I ask you not to be so generous in future - with my time.
I prefer not to work with Buzz. She has an effect on every team like arsenic on a human stomach.
Please remember - our agreement is coming to an end.
I am getting better and better. I think my pay should reflect this fact.
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Enemies close!
OK, let's do it - I wouldn't mind letting fly with a coupla knives..
I shoulda listened to Mom.
I can see one of those things.
They look like....no, don't even think that...
Ohh, NOT a nice way to go.
I heard something there!
They stink like haggis - you know - the Scottish national dish? Better watch it beasties, otherwise I'll can you and ship you to Scotland...
This does not feel good.
Every time I turn around I imagine I see one of these horrible monsters in my face.
Hey, get me out of this...I'm at the wrong end of the food chain.
What 's that?
What is that?
Time to get more lead.
I need morphine...fast!
That's a darn shame, Janno. I hardly knew you, but I always had a kinda good feeling when you were around...and you really liked the fine things in life too...damn...
What was I doin?
Even guns get scared...
Dirty bastards! It's gettin' pretty hot for me here.
Owww!
Wow, hi there adrenalin! Hoo,they tell me you can get hooked on this stuff.
I can't even see a target here...or am I supposed to be usin' heat-seekin' missiles?
I'm losin' too much blood - and I didn't even pack my iron rations...
I'm done...I'm gonna lie down for a while, ok?
No air...
Yeah!
Argh! They stink even more when they burst.
I can't be with that Red in the same fuckin? team...he's got tinned haggis in his pack - barf!
This Numb guy is totally crazy! I think he drinks his own blood...yeah, I can just see him..slurping it up.
This Meltdown reminds me of my Aunt Lucia. A female supernova.
Sorry, Mike. It just wasn't your day.
Not..nice...
Cool it, Grace! Olive oil isn't fat...that's what my Aunt Lucia says, anyway.
Waiting for next command.
That..will.. not.. happen..!
She mighta been a snake, but she did achieve a lot..for a woman.
Ohh, my queasy stomach.
I just can't stand guys like that. You know... the kind who complains at mealtimes and can't even open a ration pack himself?
This is all so...depressing.
I'm surrounded by crazies - heh, almost reminds me of home.
Air attack!
The gear could be a lot better - I'm not used to crud like this.
These Scots are more macho than we Italians. Horrible...and the stuff they eat, yuch! Yeah, that's probably it... it's the slop they eat that does it!
This is gettin' to be fun...
From where I stand...not too cute.
Well, didn't expect anythin' else...
How can I possibly stand three days with that Red?..and what if he decides to stay on..and what if he's taken his stinkin' haggis with him as well?
That dummy Numb...here? Nooo...I must've done somethin' real bad. Maybe when I beat up the last guy my mother chose as a marriage candidate for me?
This Janno guy is ok. Reminds me of my little brother Alfredo.
Let's take a raincheck...I want to see how things develop.
Mamma Mia! Mike?
Aah, right in the eyes...Madonna, I'm blind!
I can see when something just won't work.
Nice, the people here...
Enemy presence!
There's still a few of 'em left...don't get careless!
What's this then?
A real sweet weapon!
That's him! Catch that boy! Be careful, tho'...he's just a child.
We'll support you...depend on it.
This sector has been neutralized.
Do they think we're so dumb, huh? Aren't we supposed to notice that there's stuff missin'?
Pity...there's not too many strong women around - shame she was led astray.
A...er...wildcat!
I'd call that a good day's work! Hey, I'll miss all this, you know...but maybe the next contract's waitin'...be good to be involved again.
The enemy has retreated, it would seem. Pansies...
I'm really beat...I can do more when I'm fresh.
Aahh, that's better! Let's burn some lead!
You took the words right out of my mouth.
I seem to have a small problem..with..this..thing..
That's one for the specialists...somebody's been playin' around here...
What's that on the ground? Looks suspicious...
I'm..going..down...
Nooo thanks. What I found out about you is soooo negative, friend.
There's a family reunion in Trenton next year - I wanna be there.
Uhh no...I have to take care of my nephews.
Sorry, I'm going on a further training course. Next time, don't wait until the very last minute before you decide to extend...
Grace Girelli here. Please leave a message. Mamma, if it's you...yeah, I'm fine...and no..I have no time at the moment and I'm NOT interested in meeting any nice young man...Ti amo...Ciao!
My contract's up...ok..time to leave.
And ol' Hairy Horrible Haggis is on the team too, huh? He is?...that horrible Red crud? Thanks, in this case, I think I'll decline.
That Numb has a couple of screws loose in his hard-to-find brain! He doesn't care if a mission turns into a horror trip...no, not our Numb! That's why he's here, he's makin' sure it WILL be a nightmare! No thankYOU.
What do they all call her? Oh yeah, Meltdown. Have you ever actually sat down and maybe reasoned out how she got the name? I can tell you from experience, it fits. Don't even ASK me to join you.
My contract's up...I'm interested, bello, if you are.
OK. Understood and accepted.
Very good...mission, here I come!
Well, I have my doubts..but...is it true that Janno is working for you? Yeah? OK, you can count me in.
I'm still workin' on gettin' over my bad experiences with you...
I said...
And just HOW do you expect me to pay my running costs? Nope, you can't afford me right now.
I'm not used to this, but, ok...I'm gone.
You know. I think bein' alive means a lot to me...if it didn't, I might stay.
That Red extols the virtues of his Scottish stink food the whole day long, damn haggis! As soon as we have a free minute, he starts up about the ingredients. Noooo, that's way too much for my sensitive Italian soul.
Nono, no kamikaze tactics thanks...when Numb's on a team, it just gets crazier'n'crazier. I don't care if he came up from the gutter...he probably didn't have it easy as a kid. But he...is...cra...zy!
I get big red spots all over my skin when I hear that Meltdown's voice. I'm sure you understand...I can't stay...for my health's sake.
My Mom would say '"Grace, are you-a crazy?"...and she'd probably be right in this case - but to be honest, I like working with Janno...so you got lucky. I'll stay.
I say again...
What, no cash? That's BAD if you're in the mercenary business.
Grace Girelli here.
Oh, by the way, I'm very good with knives...
I'm gettin' pins'n'needles from waitin'...
What kind of contract timeframe are we lookin' at here?
When you have even a rough idea what you need, call me.
I.. really.. cannot.. stand.. that Red...Scots pig. And he's so full of himself, he wouldn't even recognize the cold shoulder if it went up his ass! No way do I want to be in the same team as him!
With all due respect, it doesn't do your reputation much good when you hire psychopaths with fists for brains.You DO know who I mean, huh? I'm talkin' about Numb. I can really do without crazies like him, thank you.
Remember our contract will soon be expiring.
I work constantly on my skills - and it pays off. I mean that literally, by the way...
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These fuckers are here - I can feel them.
Time to load up.
Looks like deep shit time.
There must be a fuckin' nest of these things here somewhere.
Last week at the Jap's place, I thought I saw my Sushi movin' on the plate - and that strange feelin' is back again... Hey, are you seeing the same thing as me?... this...mutant...fish thing?
Our mutant fish fucks have been here - if you don't want to be a fast snack for them...keep your eyes open!
Ssh...hear that?...
At least you can 'smell' them comin': Those mutant maggots.
The quiet before the storm...
I can feel those fucking fish eyes watching us...
You'll find me hard to get...Fish dicks!
Something here?
Something lying there.
Have to reload...
I'm hit...badly...!
Laura, girl! Nooo...NO! Not you too....VERDAMMT...this should not be...
OK, Henning...dammit...you were the best...
C'mon, Grunty you can't just... give up and leave us like this!
What am I doing here?
Fuck it..jammed!
Looks they want me...a lot.
That was rough..
A close call.
That is laughable - shoot from here?
Hey, I'm bleeding...and it looks like a bad one - I need treatment.
Sleep helps now and then.
C'mon Rudolf...breathe!
Jaa!
Not moving a muscle...the pussy, hah!
I found that clown Gasket amusing at the start - now I need him like I need itchy piles...
I'm here to do a fucking job...not get distracted by a stupid dum-dum like Bull!
Mike is history.
Thank fuck the dead don't care how they look...
I'm ready!
I will not carry out that order..
Someone should have done this years ago.
Maybe Greenpeace would cry murder - I fuckin' won't.
Fucking asshole.
All this crap...it makes no sense anymore.
The others should really pull themselves together - we will fail if they don't...
Air attack!
Maybe we should pass our equipment over to the enemy...it would be a brilliant strategical move - then THEY would have all this fucking useless crap to work with.
These people still have very much to learn...and the first thing is to move their fucking asses!
Sometimes my sheer quality surprises even myself...
That MUST be a joke, ja? Nooo,...you're serious...you really mean it...
What can I say? I knew it was a shitty plan.
That guy there, ja, that Gasket...He is a total fuckin dickhead... Tell me he is here by accident or it's just a coincidence...PLEASE!
Laura does everything right...what a girl!
Respect. Those military East Germans were good.
I LIKE that Helmut Grunther...did you all see that?
Seems a bit too soon to me.
Fucking Mike..????
Everything's dark...I can't see...!
Cannot be done.
Nice people here...you just have to treat them right - THAT'S the important thing...
Achtung!! Enemy - fuckin kill them all!!
No relaxing..we haven't got all those fucks yet.
What's that?
Good gun.
That's Joey - catch him!
We are here to solve the problem. There will be no problem.
We've cleaned up here pretty good.
There are things missing here - somebody's trying to fuck us over.. But he'll regret it, whoever he is...because when I find out who it was, I'll make him eat his own dick with mustard!
She was a dumb bitch anyway...
A big cat!
It was a well planned out mission - in every way. I hope that this has helped this country...and the world.
We seem to be on our own...maybe the enemy's pulled back to have a think about strategy.
I must get some sleep - now.
I'm ready and willing!
Me too.
This thing's kaputt!
Careful! This reminds me of a booby trap.
Achtung, something on the ground there!
...Fish fuck in it...and I drown in it...(gurgle...)
I'm here. Waiting for orders.
I only ever work with good people, ja? And I have NO reason to believe that you belong to this category.
I'm not sure if all these deaths in your teams are necessary... and it looks to me like you don't even fucking care...that is not the way I work.
No can do right now...I have to take my dog to the vet.
Keeping all your options open until the last minute, ja? That's one sure way to get me to say Auf Wiedersehen... Next time, ask me sooner.
This is Rudolf Steiger. Leave a message - maybe I'll call back.
My role here is over - I wish you luck.
You're asking me to join you? And you've already hired that fuckhead Gasket? Noooo...my mother always told me that pros and fuckheads don't work well together...Lecken.
I'm the kind of guy who learns from his mistakes - and me and Mr. Fucking Bull on the same team will NEVER happen again.
Are you interested in extending my contract? I would be...
Here's to continued successful cooperation...
Fine, I'm on my way.
I don't mind passing the time of day with my baby - it's always a big plus when you have Dr. Laura Colin on your team...and you are really going to need a lot of damn big plus points for this..kamikaze job.
You managed to hire Henning - that surprises me, I must say... he's an absolute pro. OK, if he's on the team, you can count me in, too.
God knows how you persuaded Helmut Grunther to join you - but you did. I'm with you - I would like to work with him.
Do you really think I would join you after that last mission? Fuck off!
I said...
I don't like for little fucking farts...but POOR little fucking farts? Auf Wieder-fucking-sehen!
You and I both know that this is not right - but I will leave now.
Your death rate is too high - you treat your team like your morning shit - you push it out and forget about the fucker...
Dickhead sickness runs in Gasket's family - but in his case? it fucking gallops.
If you like fucking dumb gorillas and brainless slaughter, Bull is your man... but you'll have to do without me on your team...
Laura and I will soon be celebrating an anniversary ...with her by my side, I will even take on this...risky mission...
I like to watch Henning work. He is truly one of the elite pros - and because of him, I am interested in extending my contract - in spite of my doubts about this mission.
Helmut Grunther can take a difficult mission and make it look easy - he is the reason why I'll stay on...but put this on the record... this mission sucks.
I said...
Hey - what does PFF mean? Aah, are you curious? It means...Poor..Fucking.. Fart...is the message coming through loud and clear?
Hello...
I have better things to do...
Do you want me to just soak up the sunshine?
How long should the contract run?
Call me when you KNOW what you want...
Fucking Gasket? He was on a mission with me some time ago... I'm amazed the psycho dickhead is still alive...he nearly got us all killed and that is NOT, I repeat, NOT an experience I wish to relive.
Remember - my contract is running out.
I have perfected my skills - sould this not show in my pay packet?